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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thank you for waking up with us, and hello to
the six o'clockers checking in on the text this morning.
Bert the uber driver was first to check in. I
Bert's Jules and Delray Beach zoologist Rebecca. Hi Becca, can
we call her re Becca? That's a question for her. Yeah,
she yes to answer that, okay with Kevin. Thanks for
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checking in, and then we move let's see outside of
Florida to uh Tulsa Toad checking in from Oklahoma this
morning and Tammy Fredericksburg. Tammy says it's gonna be a
cool but beautiful run with the stars this morning in Virginia,
and that's dedication. It is good for her. I feel
like when I retire, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna get up in either walk or jog or something. Yeah,
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maybe you know, first thing in the morning, get out
when it's nice. And I don't know, he already got
tired thing about it. I really did just keep up
with these lies. Tell you what. I almost lost it
yesterday at Doris on this woman. I mean, I was
irritated with this woman. I wasn't going to say anything,
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but when we walked in, remember I had to get
money on my wine card because I only had like
three bucks on there. And so I went to the
register and I thought, oh, this lady, she looks pretty quick,
looks like she's going to get it done pretty quick.
I didn't realize she was buying groceries and batches. Like
she had the stick out there and she had some
stuff on one side of the stick and stuff on
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the oak. She's probably shopping for other people or something
like that. Yeah, but the first batch of stuff, you know,
she paid for and I was like, okay, well there's
like three things there. Well, those three things apparently she
wanted to use something on her phone to pay for
those three things, and she couldn't find it on her phone.
And so, you know, the lady at the cash register
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is looking at me, knowing that I want money on
my wine card. She knows me, and she's like yeah,
she's like she had already called a manager over to
put want you know, money on the card, and I
couldn't do anything because this woman was taking so long.
She's like, I'm sorry, I can't find what's on my phone.
Now everybody is looking, well, then get out of line.
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The manager's waiting on me. It's very awkward, and I
just wanted to say, lady, you have no idea what
kind of day I had at work. If I don't
get a glass of wine in my hand, stat there's
going to be a problem. Had a good day at
Doris yesterday. We were there for like an hour and
a half. I think, is that longer than usual? It's
in short for you, at longer than maybe a little
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longer than usual. But at one point I was trying
to use my wine card and the machine was not
reading it. And Nick, you know who runs the store,
walks by and says, it's trying to tell you something.
It's trying to tell you either to go home or
your card is completely worn out and you need a
new card. It's probably that latter one, that's right, Maybe
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a little bit of both. He took my card and
he was like, yeah, this looks like it's pretty worn out.
You might need a new car. I for a new card.
That's just sad, But you have no shame, so it'll
keep going. Have you heard the last one minutes of
the show. I have no shame. Whatso happened? I feel
like I need to issue an apology for the first
got a nice slice of pizza, though it I did.
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All right, we're gonna start things off in the six
o'clock comedy club. This is comedian Godfree talking about cheap
Halloween costumes because I was small, almost die tricker treating.
I almost died tricker treating because I had asthma. And
you know your parents, boy, you that cheap mask, the
cheat plastic one. You can barely breathe in it, and
that that that band in the back of your head
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making you bleed through your skull. And you know they
can't hear you say a trick or treat? And how
much air did they give us in the mask? That
little slot and you stick your tongue front and then
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you would cut your tongue because that was razor sharp,
and they say it's that Raisors in the apples know
what you mean.