Asking Alexa Your Age

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Curtis. You said in your show notes you were on
a group chat yesterday. Do you do this often?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do what often?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Group group chats?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah? People have group chats.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
That's like how many usual people in the group?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Normally it depends anywhere from three to one with like
seven people on it.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
What do you guys talk about stuff?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Life events?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Interesting? Well, I mean I don't do group chats.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes you do.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You're golfing people on the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're on several group What are you talking about? Yeah?
You think I do texting? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
But were you texting or actually texting? You do not know
what apat is? No, I guess not.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You do group text all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm sorry, I just read the story and I thought
it was on the phone, like a group chat on
the phone or on a computer. But yeah, okay, okay, texting. Sorry,
I threw the story way off, you know what, I'll
just leave.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Anyways, I wonder if this is the thing that's going
to happen to me, because well, yeah, yeah, my friend
you know, it was her birthday yesterday and we were
all in the group chat wishing her happy birthday, and
as she's you know, thinking everybody, she admitted that She

(01:20):
had to ask Alexa, what would your birthday be if
you were born in nineteen seventy one? She couldnt remember
how old she was, so she had to go ask
the robot computer lady to do the math for her
age for her. And I just wondered, Yeah, it's easier
get that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yes, yes, yeah. I can't laugh at her because there
were It was a couple of years ago, I don't
know what year, twenty seventeen or eighteen, and somebody asked
me my age, know, and it just I was like, uh,
you know what, and I had I had to do
math on paper. I didn't go to Alexa or anything

(02:01):
like that. I just got a paper out and I
was like, okay, I was born in nineteen sixty five,
so let me get this man one. So it's twenty eighteen,
let me do this math. I'm like trying to figure
out and I'm like, yeah, okay, I knew it was
somewhere in that vicinity. Yeah, but you know, I hit
a big one. Pop Pap is sixty now, so.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's easy, that one easy.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, Yeah, that's easy. Plus it was sixty five, nineteen
sixty five, and I you know, uh, the year is
twenty twenty five, so I can do the math on
that pretty quick. I used to forget my age in
my forties all the time, all the time. Yeah, like
I'm forty three.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Songs a song.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
So it's coming for you.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't want to get there.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh no, that's an easy one. It's when you forget
to go pee and you'll just go back your pants.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's coming to