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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm laughing because six o'clock or Richard at North Palm
Beach he sent us a dad joke for Dad Joke Friday, Yeah,
and I was thinking I had to say on the air, Richard,
I feel like you left a line out of your
dad joke.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It doesn't make any sense. You need to resubmit. And
he just did, Oh, he did. Yeah. Before I could
even say anything, he said the proper jokes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I read it the first time too, and I was like,
maybe it's just early and my brain's a little foggy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, good morning, Richard, Hello Jules and Delray Beach and
Marlon from West Boca ratone, thanks for joining us this morning.
I got to get this off my chest. If you
have a kids on board or a baby on board
sticker on your car or suv and you're driving like
a freaking maniac, please pull over so I can slap you. Yeah,
(00:51):
because this happened to us on the way home yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We witnessed that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Exiting off of I ninety five onto PGA Boulevard, this
lady in this being suv with a sticker that said
kids on board almost hit us.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, you know, she cut us off.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And getting into our lane so she can make a
right hand turn, and then she sped off and switch
lanes without using her turn signal. She was driving like
a and then used to say about out of hell yeah,
and she you know, then she realized she was in
the wrong lane and she needed to be like two
lanes over, so then she put a turned signal on.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Anyway, she was driving crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, but when you see it, you know, like you've
got kids on board sticker, it's like you really, well.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You shouldn't be driving like that anyway, regardless.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Doesn't that basically say please be careful around my car,
you know, or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't really know what the point of it is really,
to be honest with you, because when I see that,
I'm like, okay, and like, what does that change for me?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you just saying I'm proud I had a kid,
yeah yeah? Or are or are you saying, you know,
I please be cautious I have a baby on board.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Even though I'm gonna drive like a maniac.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Or maybe they're saying, yeah, hey, watch out because I
don't drive right crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That could be it. That could be it. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There's a warning to everybody else, and we are interpreted
it could be.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But either scrape that sticker off your car or just
throw the rye or drive right. That's that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
We all should drive right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's good, point Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But this is South Florida, and South Florida is gonna
South Florida much as it can possibility.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah right, I don't even know how to.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, we are all right.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's gonna start your day off at the six o'clock
Comedy Club. This is comedian Billy Bonnell talking about energy drinks.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You don't even drink coffee anymore. Everyone's on the energy
drink kick, which ill't understand because energy drinks.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't seem safe.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I get coffee. That's a bean.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It grows.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Thank you so much, earth man, you did a real
good jong on that. Where are they growing the stuff
in the energy drink that it doesn't even seem gros?
I can't pronounce the ingredients. I'm just gonna have to
assume you're cooking it up in a met lab in Mississippi.
I poured an energy drink into a glass recently. It
looked like some stuff that could turn a regular turtle
into a ninja.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Turtle energy drink seems.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So dangerous, in fact, that I bet in twenty forty
they're gonna have to run commercials on TV that are like,
did you a loved one or someone you know drink
an energy drink or supplement in the early twenty first
century and now shape uncontrollably because if you did, you're
(03:34):
gonna need to call the offices of Crosby, Stills and
Nash
I'm laughing because six o'clock or Richard at North Palm
Beach he sent us a dad joke for Dad Joke Friday, Yeah,
and I was thinking I had to say on the air, Richard,
I feel like you left a line out of your
dad joke.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It doesn't make any sense. You need to resubmit. And
he just did, Oh, he did. Yeah. Before I could
even say anything, he said the proper jokes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I read it the first time too, and I was like,
maybe it's just early and my brain's a little foggy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, good morning, Richard, Hello Jules and Delray Beach and
Marlon from West Boca ratone, thanks for joining us this morning.
I got to get this off my chest. If you
have a kids on board or a baby on board
sticker on your car or suv and you're driving like
a freaking maniac, please pull over so I can slap you. Yeah,
(00:51):
because this happened to us on the way home yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We witnessed that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Exiting off of I ninety five onto PGA Boulevard, this
lady in this being suv with a sticker that said
kids on board almost hit us.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, you know, she cut us off.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And getting into our lane so she can make a
right hand turn, and then she sped off and switch
lanes without using her turn signal. She was driving like
a and then used to say about out of hell yeah,
and she you know, then she realized she was in
the wrong lane and she needed to be like two
lanes over, so then she put a turned signal on.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Anyway, she was driving crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, but when you see it, you know, like you've
got kids on board sticker, it's like you really, well.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You shouldn't be driving like that anyway, regardless.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Doesn't that basically say please be careful around my car,
you know, or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't really know what the point of it is really,
to be honest with you, because when I see that,
I'm like, okay, and like, what does that change for me?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you just saying I'm proud I had a kid,
yeah yeah? Or are or are you saying, you know,
I please be cautious I have a baby on board.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Even though I'm gonna drive like a maniac.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Or maybe they're saying, yeah, hey, watch out because I
don't drive right crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That could be it. That could be it. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There's a warning to everybody else, and we are interpreted
it could be.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But either scrape that sticker off your car or just
throw the rye or drive right. That's that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
We all should drive right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's good, point Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But this is South Florida, and South Florida is gonna
South Florida much as it can possibility.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah right, I don't even know how to.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, we are all right.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's gonna start your day off at the six o'clock
Comedy Club. This is comedian Billy Bonnell talking about energy drinks.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You don't even drink coffee anymore. Everyone's on the energy
drink kick, which ill't understand because energy drinks.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't seem safe.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I get coffee. That's a bean.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It grows.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Thank you so much, earth man, you did a real
good jong on that. Where are they growing the stuff
in the energy drink that it doesn't even seem gros?
I can't pronounce the ingredients. I'm just gonna have to
assume you're cooking it up in a met lab in Mississippi.
I poured an energy drink into a glass recently. It
looked like some stuff that could turn a regular turtle
into a ninja.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Turtle energy drink seems.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So dangerous, in fact, that I bet in twenty forty
they're gonna have to run commercials on TV that are like,
did you a loved one or someone you know drink
an energy drink or supplement in the early twenty first
century and now shape uncontrollably because if you did, you're
(03:34):
gonna need to call the offices of Crosby, Stills and
Nash
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