Birthday Prank Call: Boyfriend At Dinner Party

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for kicking off your Friday with us. We appreciate that,
and thanks to everyone joining us on Facebook live on
the Cool one five to five facebook page. Good Morning.
Also want to give a shout out to Peggy. She
checked in earlier this morning, and I'm going to steal
this line. She says, I haven't been this excited about
a Friday since last Friday. Yes, every week the same

(00:21):
day exactly. I love that. And she says, by the way,
she says, have a super weekend and just be safe
and tell Curtis that Mama Peg said, don't be a
party animal this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh like last weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, you know he stayed out until four o'clock in
the morning last weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
She just says, be safe, Okay, Mama Peg says, be
safe all right. Birthday prank call. Becca reached out to
me and asked me to prank one of her best friends, Melissa.
Melissa is having a nice dinner party for her birthday
and she's invited Becca and Becca's boyfriend. Now, Melissa knows
Becca recently started dating an older guy, but she doesn't
know how old the guy is. I'm the boyfriend calling

(01:02):
Melissa to talk about the dinner party, and Becca did
not tell Melissa that I was going to be calling. Hey,
let's get this phone party starts. We had enough of
your pranks.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
This ends now and.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Action.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hello, huh hello, Hi, there can I help you?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh? Yes, this is Albert Ryan Lander. Becca told me
I should give you a call. That's how I got
your telephone number. I don't want you to think I'm
one of those telemarketing salespeople.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
This is sorry. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is Albert Ryan Lander. I'm hunger. Yeah, I'm Becca's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
And she oh, oh my god, Albert high. Yeah, I
didn't know where. I'm so sorry. What can I do
for you? Is that? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh yeah? She told me I should give you a
call and let you know about my dietary restrictions since
we're invited to your birthday dinner party this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't realize you had any dietary restrictions.
What sort of things are you allergic to?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, no, I can't have caffeine, and I can't have
any high sodium foods because of my high pretension. And no,
no corn on the cob unless you want my dentures
falling out on your table.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my no, we wouldn't want that album. But don't worry.
It's going to be a pretty regal affair, so there's
not going to be any corn on the cob.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh okay, all right, what time do you think we'll
be eating?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, I mean I have like a set time where
things because you know, the party starts around five. I
thinking we'll sit down probably seven ish, But it really
depends on how things are flowing. You know. I like
to keep things a little.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Loose, okay, because I you know, I have to take
my pills and I can't take those on an empty stomach.
And oh okay, I don't. I don't know if Becca
has had a chance to tell you, but you know
we're trying. She wants to have a baby because she
loves kids.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well I'm sorry, what Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, we're trying, and I should let you know that
right around six o'clock, that's when she has to give
me my test hosterone shot, and that's when I take
my slice's and and you know, if the engine starts
to fire up and the rockets ready to launch, we

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might need one of your spare bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know, I'm sorry, I'm not sure I'm following here.
Albert may have stroked out just now. Are you telling
me that you want to to do it in my house? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, dear, what I'm telling you is, you know we
have to go, you know when, when, when it's ready?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And oh, then you do have to go, Albert that
this is my birthday party. This can't for real. You're
telling me that you guys are going to do the
act in my house during my party. Well, I have guests, you.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Know, I might need to park my big rig in
the naughty garage, not.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
In my house, Albert. You know what, I can't have
you guys at the party. I'm gonna call Becca and
I will settle all this with her. And I don't
even know what I wish for you.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Just might you know, if things happen, might need to
put some bread in the oven.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh my god, Melissa, what is going on right now?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
This is actually Mo, Sally and Curtis calling from Cool
one oh five to five. You've been set up by Becca.
This is the birthday prank call. Yeah, we're just calling
to say happy birthday, thank you. Are you sure we

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can't do the no pants dance? And you're them, and
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