Birthday Prank Call: DJ Rub A Dub

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Good morning, salute to everyone joining us on
the Cool one five to five Facebook page for the
show behind the show, and on the phone this morning
is Jupiter Sam.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, Sam, Hey, guys, good morning. It's my daughter Sophie
seventh birthday today.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Ah seven, that's a great.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Age and she she loves listening to Mo and Sally
in the morning on the way to school every day
along with her brother Alex Nice and I just wanted
to give her a birthday shout out on your show.
We will do.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
The birthday song for Sophie day.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
What do you say, Sophie, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
All right, here we go your birthday song. It is
a very long, happy birthday, Sophie Nice. And from that
birthday we go to the birthday prank call. Okay, let's
see today. Well, April reached out to me and asked
me to prank her friend and co worker, Margaret. Together
they own a small massage therapy business and they're in

(00:59):
the process of hiring a few more people to add
to their staff. Now I'm calling Hang on a second,
I'm calling Margaret to see about a job there. But
I'm not a massage therapist.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, let's get this thone party startish we had.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Enough of your pranks. This ends now and action massage therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi is this Margaret?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
This is Margaret? Is this?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Hey Margaret? My name is Derek D. Nunzio. I heard
you guys were hiring and I wanted to inquire about
a position there.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh yeah, we are hiring, Derek. Are you looking for
the massage therapist position? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, no, no, I'm not a massage therapist. I'm I'm
a massage DJ. I'm sorry what I'm a massage DJ?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know, like a massage I don't know. Well, I'm
sure I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Really, Okay, it's kind of it's catching on in big
cities up north, and I thought I would introduce it
here in South flo.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
See.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm sure you play the relaxing music during your massage sessions, right, okay?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well pretty standard?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah. Well, I set up in the corner of the
room and I play the music. I'm a massage DJ,
you know.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm sorry you set up a DJ booth in the
corner just my massage room.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, it's not too big. I just I and
I I play the music while you guys do the massaging.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
And you're currently employed as a massage DJ.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I've I've done it a couple of times. Yeah, And I,
like I said, I'm trying to bring it to South Florida.
So I go by the name DJ rub a Dub Dub,
and I have a nice, very relatable wow playlist that
I like to stick to, you know. I play songs
like lay your hands on Me and rub You the
Right Way, Love and touch and Squeezing and baby Got

(02:55):
Back Problems.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well that sounds interesting. I'm just I'm not again. We're
looking for I appreciate the call, but we are looking
for a licensed massage therapist. Now you happen to also
have that in your tool kid.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know almost experience at all.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I don't touch anybody, you know. I just like
I said, I'm just over in the corner. I do
my thing and I play the music. If you want,
I can come in and do a free session during
one of your massages and you can kind of get
a feel for what I do. And I should also
mention that my setup comes with a pretty incredible light
show as.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well a light show for people who have their eyes closed.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, you have to have your eyes closed, and I
can do a smoke machine too if you want.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Wow, that sounds like quite the production you have. I'm
gonna be honest, I don't really think that our clientele
would be interested in having a DJ in the room.
I can imagine people being a little uncomfortable having an
additional stranger in the room while they're mostly naked in
a very vulnerable situation. But I'm I'm I'm intrigued. I'm

(04:12):
intrigued to see where your career takes you.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I am absolutely I'm absolutely shocked that you've stayed on
the phone with Met. This look so nice, so stupid.
Hey Margaret, well yeah, this is actually Moe, Sally and
Curtis calling from Cool one oh five to five. Your
co worker April set you up. This is a birthday
prank call. We're just calling to say hell.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
B birthday. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Yeah? Wow, Okay,
that that makes a lot more sense.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I was like, Wow, this is this is a new
this is.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I've been in this business a long time. And then
massa DJA is a new thing. A year about