Birthday Prank Call: Fireworks Display

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi there, and welcome to the Friday episode here on
Cool one oh five five. Thanks for kicking off your
day with us. We appreciate that. I'm about to get
to the birthday prank call. First of all, hello to
everyone joining us on the Cool one O five to
five Facebook page for the show behind the Show, where
we've got some birthday request this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Who is it?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Laney turning eight? Laney yet Mike Tanner's daughter. Yeah, she's
turning eight and they're spending the weekend in Orlando for it.
And this coming Sunday, it's Linda Brooks's birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, so we got to do the birthday song for Laney.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
And Linda, and all right, here we go. This is
your birthday song.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It is a very long all right, happy birthday Laney
and Linda. Speaking of birthday's birthday prank call, the victim
is Ava, set up by her husband Scott. Scott was
telling me that they're having this big barbecue on the
fourth of July and he wants to have a nice
fireworks show and he's talked to Ava about hiring someone

(01:00):
to put together a nice display, and she is not
on board with this. She thinks it's a big waste
of money. But she's agreed to compromise as long as
he doesn't, you know, overdo it. So I'm calling from
a fireworks company with a detailed estimate. Now keep this
in mind. All the names I use are actual names
of fireworks, and some of them can sound a little dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, let's get this.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We had enough of your pranks.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
This ends now and we're action. Hello, good morning. I'm
looking for Scott.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh. This is actually his wife. Help you.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is Benny Fits calling from Fits Fireworks. Your husband
called me about an estimate on a fireworks show on
the fourth. He told me he was looking for about
a fifteen to twenty minute display. Okay, yeah, okay, I've
worked on some numbers and here's what I came up with. Now,
you guys live out in the country, right, yeah, okay,
because we would off with a neighbor hater, and you

(02:02):
don't want to be anywhere near a neighbor hater when
that thing goes off.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
So I just want to make sure you're out there.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So we're going to do two neighbor haters, followed by
a psycho ex girlfriend, a forceful movement, three loud and nasties,
five big fat hissy fits and one redneck ruckus. We'll
start out with those and that's going to put us
about four minutes into the show.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, that's only four minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's only four minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And then we'll stretch it out a little bit with
six bone breakers, one pink pony, an eight second ride,
and then we do five shaggaedelic mojos, followed by one
girl's best friend and a sexy rider, and that's going
to put us at about the ten minute mark.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, well, was that it because that sounds lak enough.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh no, no, this is at the ten minute mark.
This is where the show gets really good, because we
go with a forced entry and a cock and fire
with a burning bush, and then for the finale we
blow up a who ha.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
These are real firework names.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
These some Oh yes, man, these are actually Scott. These
are some that he requested. Yeah, these are actual firework names.
They are I know they sound kind of weird. But
the total price for that package right there comes to
twenty seven hundred dollars. What twenty seven hundred dollars for
the about about a twenty minute display, give or take.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's ridiculous. You know what, I told him. He only
had three hundred dollars to spend, and twenty seven hundred
is definitely not happening. So why can we get this
three hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, if you pair it down to three hundred dollars,
the show's not going to be that long. But here's
what I could do for you. We could do a
neighbor hater, just one of those with a big fat
hissy fit, and then we could do forced entry with
the cock and fire, and then for the finale, we
could blow up your hu ha.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, you know what, Why don't you just talk to
my husband? Because honestly, I'm late for work and this
is getting frustrating.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, well, if you don't want us to blow up
your huha, it would be a little cheaper.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Do you want us to blow up your ho ha?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No? I don't, Actually, I really don't. I'm late for work.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Ava.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, this is Moe, Sally and Curtis calling from Cool
one oh five to five.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Scott sets you up.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
This is the birthday prank call, and we're actually calling
to say happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Can really tell that you're not on board with this
whole fireworks thing.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah no, actually, and Scott, if you're listening to the
radio right now, the fireworks show is off.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Is that the one in the bedroom or the one
in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh boy,