Birthday Prank Call: Massage Therapist

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, let's get to the birthday prank call. Mike

(00:03):
contacted me and asked me to prank his sister Lisa.
Lisa is a massage therapist, and Mike told me that
she does home visits and she can be pretty picky
about her clients. So I'm calling with a somewhat unusual request. Hey,
let's get this phone party start. We had enough of
your pranks. This ends now and action. Hello, good morning,

(00:31):
I'm looking for Lisa. Good morning, Lisa. My name is
Nathan Stubbs, and I am looking for a massage therapist.
I actually I got your number from Camille and Mike.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I met them at a party recently and we got
to talking about massage therapy and they said that you're
one of the best, and I happen to be looking
for a new therapist.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm getting that that name. That's cool. Up.
Where were you located?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm in Lake Worth?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So my name is Nathan Stubbs. I'm a professional bull
rider Texas World Champion twenty ten, and I'm looking for
a new therapist.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, what happened with your therapist?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
She moved on moved out of state actually, and so listen,
I probably ride anywhere from one hundred and fifty to
two hundred bulls a year, and I tend to carry
a lot of tension in my shoulders and arms and neck.
You know, those are some of the target areas.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, all right, So when were you looking to get
a massage?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, I would like to get a massage either today
maybe sometime this weekend. The Camille said, you do the
home visits. Yeah, okay. Here's the thing though, Now, I'm
sure you know that riding bulls is extremely rough, you know,
not only on my shoulders and my arms and my neck,
but my glutes as well. I mean you can only imagine,

(01:59):
you know, the pain of the buttocks area. Yes, because
of you know, riding the bulls. And that's where I
need a lot of my work. And do you have
a problem with working in that area?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, how how deep do you are you able to go?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm I go pretty deep?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You go pretty deep? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
What a beat?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Now, my old therapist did this for me, and I'm
just wondering if you could do the same. She would
actually get on the table and like drive her elbows
or her knees into that area because it seems to
be the only thing that would help me. Would you mean, well, I.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Can, I can. I'm not gonna get on the table,
but I will. I can use I do use my
elbows in the glued area. Listen, you know, the only
thing we could do is we could try it and
if you if you like the massage and it helps you,
then we can go further.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You mean, like further in the area.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, I'm saying further you can then you can read book.
I'm saying if you like the massage, I mean you
have to try, because not everybody you know can do
what you want. I mean I could, I could try
my best. That's it's the only thing, hopefully that it
will work for you.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
What would you at least consider trying to get on
the table? Like the only the only reason.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know how much you weigh, but I don't
know how much the table can handle. I'm not not
a lightweight to put you that way.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Because my my previous therapist though, you know, when she
would she would do that, she'd get on the table
and she would drive her knees into the buttocks area
and whenever she could hang on for eight seconds, I
would give her a trophy. Are you you're talking about

(03:43):
mike O too much? Lisa? This this is Moe, Sally
and Curtis calling from Cool one O five to five.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I was gonna kill him, Swift. This is definitely his
sense of humor. Always me, He's always getting me.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, we're calling Lisa to say.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Happy birthday, Thank you?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Did I at least have you for a while? You did?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And then when you say getting on the table, I
knew my brother had to be involved with it

Speaker 1 (04:28):
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