Birthday Prank Call: Mother's Day Flowers

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for the birthday prank call. Dana contacted me and

(00:04):
asked me to prank her sister, Michelle. Michelle is having
a really nice bouquet of flowers sent to their mom
for Mother's Day. But I'm calling to let Michelle know
that there's a problem with the order. Hey, let's get
this phone party.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We had enough of your pranks.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
This ends now we're action.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello, I'm looking for Michelle.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Is Michelle?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hi Michelle. My name is Tim Tyson. I'm with STDs
Sherman Tyson Deliveries. I was able to track down your
number from the floorist you ordered some mothers Day flowers from. Yeah, okay,
we got a slight problem. We're not going to be
able to deliver those.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, okay you requested that they be delivered the day
before Mother's Day. Correct, correct, Okay, we were all prepared
to do that, but we lost the order.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
What do you mean you've lost the order?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
We can't find the order. You know, our guy picked
up the flowers, but then we lost them. Can you
describe the flowers?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
There were flowers. I don't know, I just I picked
them off the off the website. They were I don't
pink or they were pretty flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, but they were flowers, right. It wasn't a cactus,
was it? No?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Why would I send my mother a cat?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well? I don't, I don't know. I mean, we don't
deliver cactuses anyway, you know, because of all the pricks.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's forget your cactus. Where are the flowers? Did you
take into someone else's house? Safe? But what what? What happened? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know. We can't find them, I tell you what.
Let me let me put you on hold and see
if there's something we can't do to rush the order.
Hang on one second. We are number one in customer satisfaction
at STDs. We guarantee delivery on time every time. Okay, Michelle,
Uh yeah, we're not gonna be able to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Serious, you know, you guys really need to change your
your hold music. What do you mean one in customer satisfaction?
Absolutely not. It also said you guarantee delivery on time
every time.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well not this time.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, so we're gonna you're gonna need to fix that,
and we're gonna need to fix this.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, what do you have in your warehouse? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Because you okay, does your mom like to golf? What
does your mom like to golf? No, I was gonna say,
because we got like a dozen golf balls we could
send her. Has she has she seen a movie Fifty
Shades Freed?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Actually, I yes, she knows, but I don't know what
you have in the warehouse. But don't send it to her.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, because I was gonna say, we got a DVD
of that in here that we could send to her.
You know, I'm really sorry about this.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're gonna need to call a florist and get some
flowers to my mother.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, they're all backed up. They're too busy to help
us out.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Take someone else's order, lose someone else's order.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm really sorry about this, Michelle, I really am. I mean,
here at STDs, we pride ourselves on being you know,
on time every time with every delivery.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Obviously not okay, So are you gonna fix it? You're
gonna give me a funds? Like, what what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
You'd have to go you'd have to go through the
floors to get the refund. See, they just contract us
out at STDs. Uh, they just contract.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Us that lost its apparently didn't do anything. You are
the one that lost it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I'm gonna need some money from you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Why don't you get the money from your sister Dana,
because she's the one who actually set you up. See
this is not Tim Tyson from STDs. This is most
Hallie and Curtis calling from Cool one oh five to five,
and this is the birthday prank call. We're just calling
to say happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, Are you guys serious?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah? Yeah, well I listened.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
To you guys all the time. I never missed one
of these. Oh my, oh my god, my sister did this?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Your first hint should have been when his name was std.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, so it's so worried about my mother's day flower.
Oh this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Thanks guys, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I can't even get mad anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm not even mad anymore. This is so excite. The
Mo and Sally Morning Show