Birthday Prank Call: Pizza Box Return

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, birthday prank call. Patty is getting pranked thanks

(00:03):
to her husband Alex. Alex and I have worked together
on this. Here's the deal. They ordered a pizza from
her restaurant they don't normally order from, and I'm calling
from the pizza place to get back the box that
the pizza was delivered in. Listen, pay, let's get this
phone party started. We had enough of your pranks. This
ends now. Why in action? Hello? Hey, how you doing this?

(00:33):
Is Kelso calling from pizza? Can I speak with Alex?
Alex isn't here, but I'm his wife. Can I help you? Okay? Yeah?
I was just wondering if I could have my delivery
guys stop by and pick up the pizza Boxzza, pick
up a pizza box? Yeah, the box that your pizza
came in when it was delivered to your house last night.
The pizza box. Why would you pick up a pizza box? Oh? Okay,

(00:54):
maybe okay. When Alex ordered the pizza, he agreed to
take part in our PBRP. That's our pizza box recycling program. Okay,
well we'll throw it away, We'll put in the recycling.
Trip's probably in the man. I don't know. No, no, no, no.
See we stopped by your place. We pick up the
box that your pizza came in. We clean it up,
and then we reuse it. And so I just need

(01:16):
to have that box picked up. Wait a minute, you
reuse the same box? Can you recycle it? You recycle it? No, no,
we we reuse the box. See. Uh yeah, why would
you reuse a box? It's cardboard. Why would you reuse
a box? Well, we use industrial strength bleach to clean
those boxes, and then we disinfect the boxes with sanitizer,

(01:36):
scrub them up, make them look real nice with a
brillo pad, and then most of the time they come
out looking pretty good. And then we can get three
or four uses out of each box. Saves us a
lot of money. Wait a minute, So when I got
a pizza, was it reused? Yeah, chances are probably on
its third or fourth use. Wait a minute, you can't
be serious. Yeah, we put you know, we use the

(01:56):
bleach and stuff, uh in the sanitizers, so it's all good.
Why was it? It's cardboard? Why would you use bleach?
And no, no, no, no, no, you can't. There's no
way we did not. The box was brand new when
we got it. Oh if you say so. Maybe it
was a new box, but I just need to pick
it up. Maybe it was a new box. Look, do
you have the box or no? No? Thrown away? Oh okay,

(02:19):
well that's fine. We'll just leave the PBRP service charge
on your husband's credit card. What charge with pb What charge?
What are you talking about? That's the Pizza Box Recycling
Program service charge. We tack on ten dollars and we
only take the charge off the credit card after we
pick up the pizza box. So if it is no,
the pizza was probably fifteen dollars, you're gonna charge me

(02:41):
ten dollars for a box if you're going to reuse. Hey,
look lady, I'm just doing my freaking job here. No
need to get pity with me, all right, job? And
this is disgusting. It's not my fault your husband. I'm
going to report you. This is disgusting. Your husband agreed
to the PBRP. That's the Pizza box Recycling Program. Well,
then he's an idiot. Then he is an idiot. He

(03:03):
doesn't know we talking about. Okay, Well, it's not Patty's
big radio prank. It's the Pizza Box Recycling Program. What
Patty's big radio prank. Hi, Patty, Wait, this is Moe Sally. Yeah,
this is Mo Sally and Curtis calling from Cool one.
Oh five to five. Your husband, Alex sets you up.

(03:23):
This is the birthday prank call. We're just calling to
say happy birthday. Oh my god, I'm about to have
a heart attack. Oh so there's no this is a
this is a big please tell me, of course it is.
Oh my god, I'm going to kill him.