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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, birthday prank call. Keith got in touch with
me and asked me to prank his wife Diane. They
recently moved into a new neighborhood and they haven't really
had a chance to meet many of their neighbors, so
they're the new people. So here's the deal. Keith was
telling me that he has an issue with Diane and
it makes him so mad. Diane doesn't sort their recycling properly.
(00:21):
Oh no, no, she just throws their recycling into either
beIN and goes on about her day.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You know, you got the blue bends, you got the
yellow bench. She doesn't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm calling Diane and I'm about to get all up
in her business.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, let's get this phone party.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We had enough of your pranks. This ends now in action.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hello, Hello, is this Diane?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hi Diane.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know you haven't lived in the neighborhood very long
and we haven't had a chance to officially meet, and
I apologize for that, but anyway, I'm calling as a
concerned neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Do you have a second?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh? Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is David.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
David are you at one twenty one or I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
A couple of streets over. It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But I've noticed, and it's not just me, some of
the other residents have noticed as well, that when you
set your recycling out at the curb, you're not properly
sorting everything. You know, you put paper and cardboard in
the blue bin, which is for glass and aluminum and plastics,
and then I've noticed bottles and cans and your yellow bin,
which is where you should be sticking your paper products.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Wait, are you talking about my recycling exactly?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
When I walk my dog.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I've just you know, I kind of noticed everyone in
the neighborhood were very you know, particular about appearances and
stuff like that, and everyone recycles properly, and we just
like for you to get on board as well.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So wait a minute, you're going through my recycling.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Not going through it, just looking at it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And oh, but you hold on, but you're you're oh,
I'm sorry, you're looking at it, but you knew that
the paper was with the glass, so you're clearly going
through it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just noticed that, like I said, you put paper
and cardboard in the blue bin.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Not want to because you're going through my recycling.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's just not that confusing, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, I'm not confused. I mean it's pretty clear to
me that you're going through my recycling on my property.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, well, no, I'm standing in the street, well within
my boundaries. Uh No, if you need for me to
write out instructions for you, I'll be more than happy
to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, let me just tell you this. We just moved
in and for you to be calling me going through
my private property on my property is illegal. So I
suggest instead of telling me or writing an instruction for me,
(03:01):
how about I let you know that if you continue
to do this, I will call the cop.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I guess you just don't care about the planet. Okay,
if you did, you'd be recycling properly. I've also noticed
that you put plastic bags in the recycling bins, and
those don't have any business in the blue bin or
the yellow bin. You're supposed to take those to the
grocery store and recycle those at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
How about you worry about your own recycling. Oh I
do not worry about my business.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
This is my business.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh oh, I'm just looking out again as a concerned neighbor,
because everybody's talking about how you just don't care and
you just put whatever I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Into this neighborhood. Okay, It's just not that tough right now.
And I don't need somebody that I don't even know
calling me and telling me that I'm not recycling properly.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, you know what, based on the number of wine
bottles and you're recycling, maybe you're too drunk to know
what goes in which bind And you must be drunk
shopping with all those Amazon boxes, which, by the way,
you put in the blue bin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
They are throwing f bombs your way. Better keep your
mouth shut because you are out of line. And this
is harassment, harassment, harassment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Could you spell that for me?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, clearly you don't know how to spell.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is there an ass in harassment?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you own it, Actually, Diane.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your husband owns it. Keith is responsible for this. He's
the one who set you up. This is actually Moe,
Sally and Curtis calling from Cool one oh five to five.
This is the birthday prank call and we're just calling
to say happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh my god, are you Hitt's shaking? I am going
to kill him, you know what. I'm going to take
the freaking recyclings in and I'm going to jump it
on his side of the bed. Yes,
All right, birthday prank call. Keith got in touch with
me and asked me to prank his wife Diane. They
recently moved into a new neighborhood and they haven't really
had a chance to meet many of their neighbors, so
they're the new people. So here's the deal. Keith was
telling me that he has an issue with Diane and
it makes him so mad. Diane doesn't sort their recycling properly.
(00:21):
Oh no, no, she just throws their recycling into either
beIN and goes on about her day.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You know, you got the blue bends, you got the
yellow bench. She doesn't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm calling Diane and I'm about to get all up
in her business.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, let's get this phone party.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We had enough of your pranks. This ends now in action.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hello, Hello, is this Diane?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hi Diane.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know you haven't lived in the neighborhood very long
and we haven't had a chance to officially meet, and
I apologize for that, but anyway, I'm calling as a
concerned neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Do you have a second?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh? Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is David.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
David are you at one twenty one or I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
A couple of streets over. It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But I've noticed, and it's not just me, some of
the other residents have noticed as well, that when you
set your recycling out at the curb, you're not properly
sorting everything. You know, you put paper and cardboard in
the blue bin, which is for glass and aluminum and plastics,
and then I've noticed bottles and cans and your yellow bin,
which is where you should be sticking your paper products.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Wait, are you talking about my recycling exactly?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
When I walk my dog.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I've just you know, I kind of noticed everyone in
the neighborhood were very you know, particular about appearances and
stuff like that, and everyone recycles properly, and we just
like for you to get on board as well.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So wait a minute, you're going through my recycling.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Not going through it, just looking at it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And oh, but you hold on, but you're you're oh,
I'm sorry, you're looking at it, but you knew that
the paper was with the glass, so you're clearly going
through it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just noticed that, like I said, you put paper
and cardboard in the blue bin.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Not want to because you're going through my recycling.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's just not that confusing, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, I'm not confused. I mean it's pretty clear to
me that you're going through my recycling on my property.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, well, no, I'm standing in the street, well within
my boundaries. Uh No, if you need for me to
write out instructions for you, I'll be more than happy
to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, let me just tell you this. We just moved
in and for you to be calling me going through
my private property on my property is illegal. So I
suggest instead of telling me or writing an instruction for me,
(03:01):
how about I let you know that if you continue
to do this, I will call the cop.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I guess you just don't care about the planet. Okay,
if you did, you'd be recycling properly. I've also noticed
that you put plastic bags in the recycling bins, and
those don't have any business in the blue bin or
the yellow bin. You're supposed to take those to the
grocery store and recycle those at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
How about you worry about your own recycling. Oh I
do not worry about my business.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
This is my business.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh oh, I'm just looking out again as a concerned neighbor,
because everybody's talking about how you just don't care and
you just put whatever I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Into this neighborhood. Okay, It's just not that tough right now.
And I don't need somebody that I don't even know
calling me and telling me that I'm not recycling properly.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, you know what, based on the number of wine
bottles and you're recycling, maybe you're too drunk to know
what goes in which bind And you must be drunk
shopping with all those Amazon boxes, which, by the way,
you put in the blue bin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
They are throwing f bombs your way. Better keep your
mouth shut because you are out of line. And this
is harassment, harassment, harassment.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Could you spell that for me?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, clearly you don't know how to spell.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is there an ass in harassment?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you own it, Actually, Diane.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your husband owns it. Keith is responsible for this. He's
the one who set you up. This is actually Moe,
Sally and Curtis calling from Cool one oh five to five.
This is the birthday prank call and we're just calling
to say happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh my god, are you Hitt's shaking? I am going
to kill him, you know what. I'm going to take
the freaking recyclings in and I'm going to jump it
on his side of the bed. Yes,
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