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July 21, 2025 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I have to get to this. Something made
me so mad after the show on Friday, I was
I was livid.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't know why you were so mad. I mean,
I'm the one who went and bought the stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, but I'll get to why I was so mad.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I was robbed.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Fevery happened in this building?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah? Sure they still electronic as.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nope, nope, nope. I've prepared a statement. Would you guys
like to hear it?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh? You don't want to say what happened first? You
just want to go straight to the statement.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm gonna let you know.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay, we got all right, y'all, buckle up a story, Tom.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
What happened? I just told you I was robbed. I
wrote this statement on Friday. I was so mad. I
spent time writing this statement because I don't want to
leave anything out. Friday, immediately after the show ended, I
was prepared to enjoy a delicious snack.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
The day before, Sally had purchased five of one of
my favorite snacks, jose Ole beef and cheese chimmy chongasy. Now,
I had eaten one of the chimmy changas on Thursday,
which means there should have been four of them left
in the refrigerate, in the refrigerators, in the freezer that
we use here in the Ieart excuse me, in the

(01:13):
iHeart Building. Shortly after ten am on Friday, Sally opened
the studio door and asked me if I had eaten
any of the other Chimmy changas, you know the day before.
I had not. That's when she told me that someone
had raided the stash and taken two of the four
remaining Chimmy changas. Yes, one of our fellow employees helped

(01:33):
themselves to my Chimmy changas. Obviously, this person does not
know how deep my love runs for jose Ola beef
and cheese Jimmy Changas and how much anger they incited
by stealing two of these yummy, delicious snacks. At this time,
I would like to ask that this person come forward
and admit to taking the Chimmy changas. Just come on

(01:55):
the show, admit to your thievery. Replace the two Chimmy changas,
or better yet, buy me a box whole new box
of jose Ola Jimmy Changas and all will be forgotten.
You know who you are, You know you were wrong
to deprive me of my snacks. This is your chance
to redeem yourself. This is the whole book if you

(02:17):
If you choose to remain silent, I will seek justice
by praying you suffer from from a horrible case of
pr I's that painful rectal itch. Oh wow, that is
all I'll be waiting for your response. You haven't told
the end of tomorrow's show to come forward, or your
butt will feel like it's been hit with a juice
of a thousand kilipino peppers. That's my statement, poorly read

(02:39):
because I'm so upsets.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, he does not.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's a good idea. We should get someone who has
voodoo powers. I mean, who just goes to the fridge
and thinks, oh, these must be the company must be
buying these for us.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, well we know that's not the case.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now we don't know who it is.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
We have suspicions, but we don't know. And the thing
what upsets me the most is I had to go
to Walgreens and I always check and see if they
have these particular Timmy chongs because I know how much
you like them. And when I went.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I was like, oh, wow, they've actually because a.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Lot of times the box is just sitting there empty
and they don't have them.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
And they had.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Lots of them, so I bought five five.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I bought five, and I thought this is great because
they run out of them all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And two were stolen and two got stolen. I'm very
upset about it.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Was a big uproar of Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was now names, you're out of here. No, no,
I was going to wrong with you. Okay, something happened
on Friday. Yeah, but the guy walked back here. Stop it,
just okay, stop it.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
You want to air it all out.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I want to get it all out of there. I'm
giving him the chance to come on the show and
admit to this. You are no all will be forgotten.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So has anybody ever caught somebody stealing their food?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You're taking this way too seriously.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You want to filter anymore. I's wrong with you because
I don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I got old.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
When you get old, you don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I just don't care.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'll call a guy out right right now.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
It could be a woman, it could be a man.
We do not know. Okay, Well, has anybody dealt with
a food thief?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And how did you handle it?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you confront them? You know, somebody used.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
To steal my cream from because when I back when
I drank coffee, and so one day I just filled
up the cream thing with water.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's good. We should buy more chimmy chongas than I
should inject them with some sort of x lax.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're not gonna You're not gonna hurt somebody ever dealt
with a food in your office
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