Curtis' Underwear Is Calling Him Fat

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Curtis is he's not happy that he has this
grumpy shirt on today.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
And I think it's.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Because you came to work grumpy because of an underwear company.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Right. You read way too much in my into my clothes.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think there's some sort of subtle hint there, you know,
because you're pretty upset about this.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
So what happened? Well, I ordered some drawers from a company,
and you know, have.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You ordered from them before?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, I've had their stuff. You know, I've been a
frequent uh brand ambassador if you want to say, okay
uh And you know, so I got this new stuff
in and then I try go to try it on
and the stuff don't fit, and I'm looking at it like, huh,
that's not right now. I know I've got the size
I always get. So I look at the you know,
the tag, and it's the size I always get. I'm

(00:47):
looking at their size guide. I'm within the parameters. They
trying to gaslight me into thinking I'm back because that
thing barely even got over my legs.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah he's over there like.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Stretch. Yeah, I'm over there struggling, and I'll say, oh
hell oh, you can't even like I can't even you know,
slurp into the like I can. I can just see
it right now. It's the second time that's not happened
with them.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You yanked those things, you know, well you got them
up up what to your ankles, maybe a.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Little right to the to the meats.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I bet you yanked those things off and looked at
the size again. Yeahs is this stringflation?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Because why they ain't made me think I'm blowing up
like this, it's not. They try to really do a
number on my brain.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, you you gotta so you got to send those
back and get the the excels.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Or I guess. Or I could just cust them out
in a review online and I might do that.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
First told me earlier. He's like, I never write reviews, but.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm about I am ready. Oh my god, just now
the second time because I ordered. The last time it happened,
I thought it was a fluke. And so now it's
confirmed that they've done something different with their stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
They're making their stuff small, they resized it.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
They've resized it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Or I'm a big boy, you're getting bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Because the other the other possibility is two of the bleak.
I don't need that see.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I I have a pair. This is crazy. I have
a pair of underwear that is uh okay. So there
they came in like a pack of four, yea. Three
of them fit just.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Fine, and it's just the one that's there's the.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
One that fits a little tighter, and it's the same size,
and it's like all came in the same came in
the same package, and I'm like, okay, And every time
I put those on, I'm like, these are.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So they make me feel like I'm fat, but they are.
They're the exact same the other. There is a conspiracy,
right because they want me to think I'm fat, right,
And at least three out of four, three out of
four times these I should say one out of three times,
one out of yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I think they want me to keep ordering from them.
So then they send me to Rome Ones and they're like, oh,
he's gonna have to order it again.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can I ask what the brand is? Or I don't
want to do okay, I don't like shopping for underwear
because you know, we go to t J Max and uh,
I'll go over there and I'll start looking and the
packages these guys, yea, literally the packages, you know, the model.
These men, Well, I'm trying to buy underwear, Curtis, and
I'm like, no way, that's I mean, that's.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
One big something in there. And I will tell you
why I know this, but yeah, that is fake. It is.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's good to know because I'm like, don't make me
feel bad. I'm over here looking for I got to
look at this scud, you know, and it's like, that's
not even possible.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
There's no way.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Why do they put a normal looking person on the
cover and put me on the cover and then they want.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
To make you feel bad first. Yeah, it works.