Dad Joke Friday: Atoms

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just looked at the text and I'm laughing here
because our friend Jake take the wine guy. Oh yeah, Doris, damn,
I was driving and missed my chance to see. Curtis's
the word. We can't say, yeah if you're just joining
us Facebook Live. Curtis he ordered this T shirt. It's
meant to be an extra excel and he tried it on.

(00:22):
It's it's no, that's not an it's not an extra
large shirt.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's no way extra It.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Sure is, man, it was graphic. Anyway, Thank you Jake
for the laugh. We appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
One.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Triple eight four one five one five five? Hi O
and Sally show who's this?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Right, Sally, Daniel Wirth and as we all know, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know what I'm here for?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I thought we were done with this segment, but I
guess we'll make an exception for you.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We'll make an exception for Daniel. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right? Why don't scientists trust Adams? Split?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought I used to know this, But what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because they make up everything?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I like it? Like it?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I like it? Daniel? All right, Okay, I'll crack one more. Okay,
what did the fish say when it ran into when
it slam into a cement wall? Damn, damn, you got
that one. Thank you, Daniel, My pleasure every Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You guys, enjoy the rest of your day. You. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I got a message from Mike, who works at the
golf course I play at Riverbounds, the Amazing Megars. He
sent me a message. His son Ace apparently left us
a joke on the talk back. Fantastic, So let me
get to that. Here we go, Oh, mom, s, golly,
this is Ace.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Love the show. My uncle used to be a human cannibal.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
He didn't know he was good until he got five.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's the perfect way to wrap up bad joke, dad
joke Friday, right there? Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
We got a little time here. So I want to
tell you did I I didn't show you this text?
Curtis sent me a text yesterday. It was a picture
of a truck he was behind. Okay, I didn't tell
you about this. You did, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
And I was like wondering why this was happening to
me and I don't well, I guess, I mean, are
we gonna give the name of the thing away? I
guess we have to.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh yeah, sure, why not? Okay, it's is that Mickey's
or mikey It looks like Mikey's Mikey's. Okay, this is
a van and he's right behind it. It says Mikey's
Find Candy and Nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And it's like a business.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
There's a phone number, Yeah, yeah, find candy and Nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
But it's like a white van and they're driving around
talking about Mikey's fine candy and nuts. And I was
just like, hmmm, who else is gonna appreciate this moment?
So I texted it right the mat.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And I appreciate it. And you know, Curtis is like,
am I supposed to call somebody? I mean, this guy
out here he's driving around with fine nuts or whatever.
Should I call, you know, like the police or something.
And I said, no, you should call that guy and
ask him to pull over so you can see his
fine nuts.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'll show you the picture of Sally there. It's right there,
Mikey's you know.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Sorry, right there in the title.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, she doesn't get it, because you know, we're boys
in the second grade. That's why she doesn't understand it.