Dad Joke Friday: Mittens

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Friday. We are on Facebook live. Just did the
birthday prank call Laurie, you know Laurie in the pistle.
Her response, you've done better. Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh okay, I think she's given you some sas because
you were a bit of a behold the other day
to her, so she's probably giving you some sass back.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, I had to guess. Okay, all right, bad joke,
dad joke Friday. Let's get into that. Jokes are bad jokes.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's sad, but it's true. Okay, if you love your
dad's jokes, the joke is on you.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I feel like we have to do Richard's from North
Palm Beach, even though it's a repeat. It is because well, yeah,
I've heard this one before. We've heard it before. But
he sent us his dad joke early this morning. He
left a line out and so he sent us another text,
and so he had to do all that work. So
we're gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
His dad joke. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. He says his work computer forced him to change
all of his passwords, so he changed everything to Kenny.
He says, now I have Kenny log ins. Kenny loggins,
Kenny logins. That's a good pun. Yeah, all right, somebody
had a good one on Facebook Live.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I liked Peggy's on Facebook Live.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
Don't know they kaleidoscope? Kaleidoscope.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I like to Paggy. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Stacey Kraeger sent one this morning. Yeah, she's in the
hospital right now. Oh yeah, so she wanted to send
this medical joke. She says, Apparently I have this condition
where I can't stop telling puns and jokes about airports.
The doctor told me it's terminal.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh no, no, we don't make jokes like that when
you're in the hospital. Girl, What did you do with it?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's Stacy one triple eight four one five one oh
five five. I'm ot Sally Morning Show, Good morning, Hey
with his dad's Yes, let's see if it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
For the past two days, I wake up to see
someone has dumped a bunch of legos on my porch.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, I don't know what to make of it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You don't know what to make of it?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Like lego, you make stuff with the lego? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, do better to Andy?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
All right, yeah, all right, does anybody want to buy
a broken barometer.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Uh no, no pressure, no pressure.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Umm, not your day.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But that's okay, Andy, I'm not feeling it either. I
got you know, I was told I didn't do my
best work on the birthday prank call. So yeah, thank
you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You guys have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You Andy. Bye bye?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right one triple eight.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Four one five one five. We got this on the
text Greg from Jensen Beach. Yes, I once had a cat.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Who swallowed a ball of young learned she had mittens.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Mittens, not kittens.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Alright,