Dad Joke Friday: Nine Toes

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Emo and Sally Morning Show and a shout out to
Michael and Palm Beach Gardens. He was a fan of
the prank call this morning, Yes he was. In his opinion,
he thinks it was the best ever. Well, thank you, Michael.
Appreciate that. And now we're moving on to bad joke,
Dad joke, Friday jokes joke. Yes, it's sad, but it's
true Curtis's favorite. Yeah, I know, I can tell you

(00:22):
all right, Richard started us off early this morning. Right,
do you have that in Sally? Uh, let's see. I
got to go back on the text here to get it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, He says, what did snow White say when her
photo copier was broken? Hmmm, someday my Prince will come
in Prince.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, someday my Prince will come.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You know, I didn't know that song.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
He does know that song.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know that song Prince will come? When did ever? I?
When did I watch snow White? See, Richard, you gotta
do something. He understands, you gotta do something like that.
I appreciated it, Richard, that you got a crush on
Duffy or whatever something.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Patrick Patrick Duffy, Patrick Dempsey, Dempsey Duffy Patrick Duffy, Damn
Dallas character.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Geez. I like the joke, I just didn't know the song. Sorry,
all right, let's see did I guy? Did I tell
you guys I failed my test to become a magician?
Uh uh yeah? Too many trick questions? Okay, I got
one that's gonna make you mad at me. Okay, go ahead,
I tell dad jokes. But I have no kids. I'm

(01:33):
a faux pa. I have a couple of sock puppets
for sale. Anyone interested in taking them off my hands?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, these are horrible, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Triple eight four one five one oh five five Mode
Sally Morning Show? Who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Andy?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, don't let us down? And we need a good
dad Joe today.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I got two for you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
The first one is why do golfers take an extra
pair of socks with them when they're golfing.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
In case they get a hole in one?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You got that one? My girlfriend? My girlfriend broke up
with me when she found out I only had nine toes?
Why is that she was lack toes intolerant?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I like that one? All right, Thank you, Andy, you
got it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You guys have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
YouTube by bye, Curtis. You couldn't even give him like
a courtesy laugh there, a little giggle. I can't fake
the funk with.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
He's like, look at him as a customer. Treat the
customer right, give him a little laugh or something. Man, No,
give me money. We really got to kill this segment.
Not going anywhere.