Encounter With Woman At Doris'

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. We went to doors Italian market yesterday. I know, shocking,
just but we missed a couple of days like last week,
and they sent out a wellness check for you, yeah
kind of yeah, sent out their financial report and they're like,
what the hell happened that the numbers went down? Uh no,
we missed a couple of days. And we walked in
the other day and one of the cashiers was like,

(00:21):
oh my gosh, we buried you guys been and I'm like,
it's only been like five days since we, you know,
were last year. Uh well, we were worried about you guys.
Good to see you. Yeah, well we yesterday we went in.
One of the first things we do is we get
our glass of wine from the wine machine. And so
we're standing there and this woman comes up and she
was a firecracker.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
She had glass of wine in her glass, wine glass
in her hair.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, she had her wine card and she grabbed her
glass and she was like, oh, I won't be drinking alone.
I see you guys are getting a glass wine. And
we're like she was like, oh, I love this place.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
We used to live down at Delray Beach. We had
to move back up here. Because the people are down
there are so damn rude.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Like, Okay, I know nice people in del Rey.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
And she just starts talking, you know, and she's like, Oh,
there's so damn rude down there. So we moved back
up here.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The other day I got shamed in here for I
had my glass of wine and she said, this lady
walked up to me and said, how dare you bring
a glass of wine into this store? And she's like, honey,
there's a wine machine right over there, and you need
to mind your own fan business. Here we go. I
was just like, wow, Oh, she's one of those you
don't even need to insert yourself in the conversation. She
was gonna have it with herself, that is it. And

(01:34):
I was like, I can hang out with this lady. Yeah, really,
Oh she was a firecracker. He wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
But one thing she was doing, I'm because she got
to the machine before I did, and she was gonna
try whites. And she suck her card in the machine
with the white wines, uh huh, and she's like, I'm
just gonna give a little taste a few of these.
I'm like, so I had to wait for her. She
tasted one, then moved to another one and tasted that one,
and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Just like, she wasn't messing around. She was doing that
little taste like a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, She's like, all right, well there is there is
the one. That's just the one.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Little I know, it's a it's a tiny pore, but
still you know, yeah, yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just she didn't think to, you know, take her card
out so I could insert mine, And.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, you probably should have just gone ahead and put
it on her bill. Yeah, you could have just punched
a button and up. She was okay, not at the time, know,
you know, maybe she was