FloriDUH: Cheeseburger Assault

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a Flora Dug story to get to this morning.
This is great. It involves a cheeseburger. Oh burg guy
and Florida was arrested for a drive by cheeseburgering what
Twenty six year old Jordan Coddo showed up outside Atlantis
Gentleman's Club in Largo. Here we go again with the

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strip clubs. Obvious happened on Saturday and he wanted to
talk to a manager. Now, according to police, he used
to work there, so he ended up getting into an
argument with someone. Then he went to his car, grabbed
a cheeseburger that was in there, and he threw it
at the dude. It hit the guy's shoulder, and cops
arrested Jordan for battery. They said the man he hit

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wasn't seriously injured, but the burger did cause bodily harm.
How is that possible? Why did he get hit in
the first place? Jordan threw a cheeseburger? Why because he
was mad at the guy? Okay, that was his weapon
of choice. He went to the car. I guess he
was looking for something and he was like, all right,
here's a cheeseburger, and yeah, he threw it at the guy.

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And caused bodily harm with a cheeseburger. Now, Jordan admitted
to throwing the burger from his vehicle and told police
he would do it again if he could, So no regrets, huh.
He also got arrested last month for stealing a gun
from his uncle's boat and selling it to another relative
for three hundred dollars. So yeah, so he threw a

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cheeseburger at the guy and caused bodily harm. I don't
know how that's possible. It wasn't actually bodily harmed. They
just want an excuse to get his men up out
of here, that's all. I don't know. But now, if
anybody wants to uh assault me with a cheeseburger, feel
free to come on by the radio station. Go ahead
and bring some fries too, and see if I won't

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to see if that hurts. Maybe breakfast burritos. You guys
can assault me with some food this morning. Let's just
do a little dick spearm and see if it costs bottily.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go get me a cheeseburger face,
come on, do it. I'll even pay you. I'll even
buy the cheese. But he's gonna be so mad when
that catch up get on his shirt. I already know it.
Oh that's true. Yeah, he will.