FloriDUH: Rooftop Pee

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A little shout out this morning too.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Rachel's son Ryan. She said he's taking his road test today,
so wish him luck. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Please let us know so we can put that out there.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, We have a couple of Flora stories to
get to this morning. I guess when people this is
a Flora Das story. But this guy's not from here.
But I guess when people come here they lose their minds, don't. Yeah,
this happened in Saint Petersburg on Saturday night. Thirty year

(00:40):
old ad executive from New York was arrested in downtown
Saint Petersburg after he got drunk at a rooftop bar
and pete off the side of it before no.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
His name is Matthew Day and according to the police report,
he was at the rooftop bar called the Landing around
one thirty am when he whipped it out, pete off
the side and it hit several people of bios.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's nasty, nasty the way I'm rolling up to that
elevator and fighting immediately, Yeah, or the establishment or both everybody. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Cops charged him with disorderly conduct and released him on
five hundred dollars bond. He's the co founder and head
of client success at an ad agency called Ribi Media.
Sounds like he's a high profile guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
But uff act.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, I guess he thought he was trying to
get on some sort of kiss cam, only that would
be called a No. I can't see that.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I wish we could.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, and this story is out of Southwest Florida. Deputies
responded Saturday night to a Planet Fitness after reports of
a naked man running through the gym, crawling into the ceiling,
and attempting to start a fire in the bathroom. What
h yeah, investigator said to SUSA. Twenty five years old
had been asked to leave the gym at closing time

(02:04):
when staff said he began acting erratically. Surveillance footage showed
him sprinting through the building unclothed, entering multiple rooms, and
lying down completely naked on a hydro massage bed. Well,
I have to burn that now, they said. He also
climbed into the ceiling and knocked down several tiles throughout
the building, and uh, I guess he was. They found

(02:28):
him nude. The police dogs found him nude inside a
tanning bed at the gym.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, there's video of it and everything. When they find
them and they opened it the tanning bed and he's
just like he just laying there.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yours were involved, Well, I was just as I am.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Is that my future. Keep cutting those pills down.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
If we don't see Curtis. He's going to San Diego
for Comic Con. If he doesn't make it back and
we hear about him in some planet fitness out there,
y'all know what happened naked with his showering Cow'll know
what happened