FloriDUH: Spam Pee

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we have a Flora dog story. Okay. I

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don't know what it takes to have your Sam's Club
membership revoked, but this should do it. A seventy year
old Florida man it's facing charges for allegedly peeing on
hundreds of cans of spam at a Sam's Club near Orlando.
His name is Patrick Mitchell, and this happened on May thirtieth,

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and he pleaded not guilty in court this week. Cops
say he was at a Sam's Club in Lady Lake, Florida,
when he stopped to urinate on two pallets of canned goods.
Oh that's nice. They got a bathroom in there. What
are you doing? It was a pallet of spam and
a big stack of Viena sausages. Vienna Vienna sausages. Okay. Well,
after he zipped up, he wandered around the snacks section

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for a while, sat down on some patio furniture for
about ten minutes, and then paid for everything in his
cart and then he left no way. Yeah, they id'd him,
I'm using info from his Sam's Club card and arrested
him at his home in the villages in that freak stuff. Okay, enough. Yeah,

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I got the whole pitch, and I'll go ask what
the motive is. But I know enough. Now. What color
loofah he got on his golf cart? Yeah, I don't know.
The yellow one. That explains a lot, right there, yellow,
the yellow one? What's the yellow one means? Well? Obviously
it means oh, okay, all right? Do you know all
the colors mean? No? I just respectedly though, Sally he

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knew that one. Well, go together. Yeah, he's got a
yellow loofa hanging out of his trunk. Oh please. Anyway,
he's facing charges for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, uh,
the second ones of felony because he damaged over one
thousand dollars worth of merchandise. The store had to throw
everything out on those palettes. Over three thousand, three hundred

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cans of Vienna I'm saying that right, the sausages and
two thousand, seven hundred cans of spam. The combined value
was ten thousand, five hundred and eighty five dollars. What
a waste of food. It's just the most expensive pe
in Florida. Yeah, that's crazy, right, I'm mad at you?
Why are you mad at me? Because I didn't want

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to hear that's so nasty. Maybe I didn't want to
hear about the yellow loofa in the villages