Future Self Will Thank You For

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, thank you for kicking off your Wednesday with

(00:02):
the Moone Sally Morning Show. I have the sniffles. I apologize.
I just sneezed, like really hard allergy star. Oh, I
guess there must be something in the air. A good morning, salute,
Good morning to the six o'clockers checking in this morning.
Oh calla. Kevin was first, followed by Jules and Delray
Beach and Hello Wanda and Port Saint Lucy and Peggy

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sent this message on Facebook. She says, good morning, y'all.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Wow,
have a beautiful day. And so I was thinking that's
a good you know, what could I do today that
my future self would thank me for? Exercise? See? I
put that on my list and I was like, okay,
but I did yesterday. I took a walk yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I did time.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
This week, I have exercise. Did you put on sunscreen
this morning? I yeah, on my face?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah you've been.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We've been doing. See that's something your future self would
thank you for. Okay. Yeah, So exercise was on my
list and I was like, okay, what about give up
pizza and wine? Yep, that'll work. We go in to
Doris Italian Market today. I think so some maybe that's
something I'll do tomorrow, Mane. And then I thought my
future self would just be mad at me if I
gave up pizza and wine. May you quit social media?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what you should do.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I can't do it, I know, buy something new. I
don't know. That's a great question, though, Do something today
that your future self would thank you for. What would
you say, Sally, you get a manicure. I haven't had
one in forever. Yeah, Curtis, I like the quitting pizza thing.
You know, I keep trying to quit all the time

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and I can't, and you have a relapse. Yeah, and
it's a bad relapse. It was ugly. It's not just
a slice. It's like it's it's damn there. Oh see
I had that last night. I opened up some of
that proof ice cream that we get outdoors. It's got
a little alcohol in it and it's so good, but

(02:01):
they just come in these small containers. That's bad because
I look down and I was like about three spoonfuls
away from finishing off the entire thing. I don't care
that for you. Yeah, I was like, oh this is
this is bad? Yeah, This is nasty ice, just so
you know something that's so good and then you look
down it's like I've almost almost eaten this entire thing.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, that's when it gets nasty and ugly. Right, all right,
we're gonna start your day off in the six o'clock
Comedy Club. This is comedian Bill Burr, and he's talking
about marriage stats.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So let me ask a question. Why don't people keep
getting married? I mean, isn't anybody looking at the stats?
What's it like three out of four marriages go right
down the drain? Now, people, if you were going skydiving
and they told you three out of four parachutes were
going to open, You're like, y'all forget it. I'm not
going I don't like those thoughts. I got a seventy

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five percent chance of splatting on the ground. I'm not
doing it. But there's something about getting married. People just
have to do it right. They're just like, is this
the line to lose half my stuff?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Awesome