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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Welcome to the Wednesday episode of The Moment
Sally Show. Hello six o'clockers, thanks for checking in this morning. O'kella, Kevin,
there's jewels in Delray Beach. Hello this lady, Hello jewels.
And then we get a text from Tulsa Todd. He says,
this weather is bs the wind chill in Tulsa this morning,
(00:21):
thirty nine. What oh my, he says, When that's what
you got for Lupinnie place where I got seasons of stuff.
You don't want to deal with that. Move back here
where today's high is going to be eighty three, although
I hear it's going to get down to sixty eight
tonight's Yeah. I just said that a few minutes ago. Yeah, yeah.
And then I read Saturday's high might be seventy nine. Wow,
(00:43):
chilling nice, not really chilling. But and then Fredericksburg Tammy
out for a run this morning, forty five but pleasant.
She says. She runs five miles five or six days
a week. Keeps her saying. She says, sir, I've never
run five miles consecutively a day in my life. I
used to run five miles a day, five to six
days a week. I did before I fell apart and
(01:04):
someone was chasing me. Somebody who was chasing me. I
thought I stole some golf balls. When I was a kid,
ran five miles. No, uh, that's yeah. Sally used to
run all the time, all the time. I admire anybody
who can get up at this hour. I was not
a morning runner five or six miles. I mean, because
I'd have to get up at like, you know, two
(01:25):
thirty in the morning. That's incredible. Yeah. I went to
home depot yesterday. Sally had a doctor's appointment and I
dropped her off and I was like, all right, I'm
going to home depot. Let me know when you're done.
So I went to the home depot on Indiantown Road.
Let me tell you, Halloween has been pushed aside to
make way for Christmas. The aisles and isles of Christmas.
(01:45):
And I guess they figure, if you ain't got your
Halloween stuff yet, and then you know, good time to
get it on sale. It's good time to decorate. Uh yeah,
I guess by it for next year. I don't know it,
but yeah, it's been pushed aside. And I always get
a little angry, a little upset that we just kind
of ignore Thanksgiving. I don't know why we don't have
(02:06):
giant inflatable turkeys that you can buy for Thanksgiving, you know,
stuff like that. I guess they do have the decorations,
but uh yeah, just not. Probably our neighbors really decorated
nice for Halloween. Well, we have one set of neighbors.
They're doing their best. I mean, this wind is not
good for their decorations. We come home and their decorations
(02:27):
are like four doors down, seriously, and then they go
out there and they hang them back up again. They
probably maybe give up and they look nice and they
and then the wind blows them right back down the street. Yeah,
at least they decorated. Oh here we go. His Sally's
on me. I am on him. Yeah, what was he
supposed to decorate for? Wellowen, remember last year, Curtis, when
(02:47):
we got that big garage door covered. Yeah, we still
have it. You know, Oh, you were supposed to put
that back up when we put it up. I was
supposed to put it up. And it's going to be
cooler so it won't be as hot in the attic.
She's like, you got to get in the attic. You
gotta get that down. You gotta put that on the
You know, we decorate the afternoon of Halloween and then
dedecorate at about ten thirty at night. That's how we
(03:08):
roll on Halloween. I don't want to be like that.
It's already late enough. You can get up in the
attic and get that. You want me to break every
bone in my body? Uh No, I took too long
to answer that. I'm gonna get right on to the
six o'clock comedy club.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This is comedian Jim Gaffigan talking about Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
My favorite holiday is Halloween, and not just because women
use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. You
ladies totally do.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm a witch if she.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Was a hooker, I'm little miss muffett. I'm sure you are. Hey,
that almost sound a dirty fellow. As a kid, Halloween
was amazing. And dress like a superhero. You bang on
your neighbor's door and they give you a candy. I
do that today. My neighbor wants me arrested, prodcast I
(04:00):
make a hot cat woman, can't He wants some candy
Good morning, Welcome to the Wednesday episode of The Moment
Sally Show. Hello six o'clockers, thanks for checking in this morning. O'kella, Kevin,
there's jewels in Delray Beach. Hello this lady, Hello jewels.
And then we get a text from Tulsa Todd. He says,
this weather is bs the wind chill in Tulsa this morning,
(00:21):
thirty nine. What oh my, he says, When that's what
you got for Lupinnie place where I got seasons of stuff.
You don't want to deal with that. Move back here
where today's high is going to be eighty three, although
I hear it's going to get down to sixty eight
tonight's Yeah. I just said that a few minutes ago. Yeah, yeah.
And then I read Saturday's high might be seventy nine. Wow,
(00:43):
chilling nice, not really chilling. But and then Fredericksburg Tammy
out for a run this morning, forty five but pleasant.
She says. She runs five miles five or six days
a week. Keeps her saying. She says, sir, I've never
run five miles consecutively a day in my life. I
used to run five miles a day, five to six
days a week. I did before I fell apart and
(01:04):
someone was chasing me. Somebody who was chasing me. I
thought I stole some golf balls. When I was a kid,
ran five miles. No, uh, that's yeah. Sally used to
run all the time, all the time. I admire anybody
who can get up at this hour. I was not
a morning runner five or six miles. I mean, because
I'd have to get up at like, you know, two
(01:25):
thirty in the morning. That's incredible. Yeah. I went to
home depot yesterday. Sally had a doctor's appointment and I
dropped her off and I was like, all right, I'm
going to home depot. Let me know when you're done.
So I went to the home depot on Indiantown Road.
Let me tell you, Halloween has been pushed aside to
make way for Christmas. The aisles and isles of Christmas.
(01:45):
And I guess they figure, if you ain't got your
Halloween stuff yet, and then you know, good time to
get it on sale. It's good time to decorate. Uh yeah,
I guess by it for next year. I don't know it,
but yeah, it's been pushed aside. And I always get
a little angry, a little upset that we just kind
of ignore Thanksgiving. I don't know why we don't have
(02:06):
giant inflatable turkeys that you can buy for Thanksgiving, you know,
stuff like that. I guess they do have the decorations,
but uh yeah, just not. Probably our neighbors really decorated
nice for Halloween. Well, we have one set of neighbors.
They're doing their best. I mean, this wind is not
good for their decorations. We come home and their decorations
(02:27):
are like four doors down, seriously, and then they go
out there and they hang them back up again. They
probably maybe give up and they look nice and they
and then the wind blows them right back down the street. Yeah,
at least they decorated. Oh here we go. His Sally's
on me. I am on him. Yeah, what was he
supposed to decorate for? Wellowen, remember last year, Curtis, when
(02:47):
we got that big garage door covered. Yeah, we still
have it. You know, Oh, you were supposed to put
that back up when we put it up. I was
supposed to put it up. And it's going to be
cooler so it won't be as hot in the attic.
She's like, you got to get in the attic. You
gotta get that down. You gotta put that on the
You know, we decorate the afternoon of Halloween and then
dedecorate at about ten thirty at night. That's how we
(03:08):
roll on Halloween. I don't want to be like that.
It's already late enough. You can get up in the
attic and get that. You want me to break every
bone in my body? Uh No, I took too long
to answer that. I'm gonna get right on to the
six o'clock comedy club.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This is comedian Jim Gaffigan talking about Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
My favorite holiday is Halloween, and not just because women
use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. You
ladies totally do.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm a witch if she.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Was a hooker, I'm little miss muffett. I'm sure you are. Hey,
that almost sound a dirty fellow. As a kid, Halloween
was amazing. And dress like a superhero. You bang on
your neighbor's door and they give you a candy. I
do that today. My neighbor wants me arrested, prodcast I
(04:00):
make a hot cat woman, can't He wants some candy
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