Opening Break (12.11.25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for kicking off your Thursday with the moment, Sally
Morning Show, and a.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Good morning salute.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning to all the six o'clockers checking in on
the text this morning, Okachobe Tim says it's forty nine
degrees there who.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This morning, Potoc Thom says, where the heck is Friday?
I agree, it's right around the corner.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Bert the uber driver, who we just learned the other
day they have seven Christmas trees at their house.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wasn't the number seven seven? I know they've got multiple trees.
I know it was more than five.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, Coach Lou checking in this morning, Jules and Delray
Beach says Burr. She's got the winter gear on this morning,
sweatpants and the sweatshirt, warm winter slippers. And zoologist Rebecca
says Burr, she finally gets to wear her alligator Christmas sweater.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh nice. Nice.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
If you want to check in text US four seven
one four to two, type in MO.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And your message. I don't think I told you this, Sally.
Yesterday at the doctor's office, Curtis, I and it was
my physical Oh right, yes, you were very excited, you know,
so I knew I was physical stuff that I did
to make sure, you know, I'm all, you know, yeah,
buttoned up and buttoned up.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And everything, and you know, wear some good drawers and
all that. So, you know, I'm talking to doctor Bruce
and so forth and so on, and I know it's
coming to that point, you know, and he says, all right, well,
stand up, face me, drop your pantaloons. Did he say
panaloon pantaloons?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh? Yeah, he's trying to make it like fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So he's turned around, you know, he's getting his rubber
glove there or whatever, and I you know, I drop him,
and you know, he does the whole you know, yeah, cough,
you know, cough again. All right, turn around, you know,
lean over the table there, and I know it's coming,
you know, and then it happens. You know, he's checking
the prostate and then he goes back over to the
sink and I'm just standing there.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
But he don't tell you okay, it's done. We're good.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
He didn't say like, hey, you can pull your pants.
And he starts talking.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
He starts talking about golf or something, and I'm just
I'm just I'm standing there like Superman with.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
My pants around.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes, I'm just out there and I'm like, well, he
didn't tell me to pull him up, and I kind
of slowly bent down, and I was I wanted to say,
can I can I put these back up? Because I'm
just standing here in this cold room. No, with things decreasing.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know, y'all got this no better too.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, you gotta say, all right, pull them back up.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Something. You know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I didn't want to do that whole you know, pull
them up and then you say.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Hey, we're not done yet.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm not done yet.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I got to go back up there for something. I
left my wedding ring up there. I had a watch
on when I came in here.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right, We're going to start your day off in
the six o'clock comedy club. This this comedian Ricky Glore
talking about Christmas candles.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Holiday candles.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
You know what I'm talking about, the Christmas scented candles,
the ones that are scented like evergreen, balsome, holly, jolly
gumdrop nonsense. First thing my wife does after Christmas ends,
she boxes them all up, She runs and she puts
them in a closet in the basement where we can't
find them next year because that's a fun game.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
First thing she.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Does after boxing up all the Christmas scented candles, goes
out and buys all new scented candles. Why can't we
use Christmas candles all year round?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Are we worried?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
We're gonna have guests come over in July. They're gonna
walk in and smell them and be like, Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Is it Christmas? I've done zero shopping