Pretend To Like (2)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We've been talking about things people pretend to enjoy or
pretend to like. Well, you don't networking events or team
building events at work?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know? Uh, you ever pretend to like a movie that.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
They don't really like. I think I've done that. Yeah,
I think a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Of people have done that. Oh didn't you love that?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh? Yeah it was great? Yeah, I fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't do that. I'll probably just shut my mouth
if I see a lot of people like a movie
I didn't like, because I don't want to kill the vibe. Yeah,
I don't know if I go straight up and pretend I
liked him when I didn't, I pretended, Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I think Sue Ellen didn't. She say something about, uh,
she don't like a coworkern't like a co worker. And
then Tanner said that he's been putting up with his
co worker for ten years, aka his wife who's trying
to kill him.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
By the way, So what else do we have? Todd
said he wants pretended to like General Hospital, you know,
the soap opera. Yeah, so we could start a conversation
with the girl when he was in college and they
ended up getting married, divorced, and then back together after
thirty two years apart. So actually did turn out like
a soap opera.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Wow, that's a lot. That is a lot. Okay, So
he pretended to like General Okay, that's all right. Somebody
said they pretended to like the Dolphins, right, that was Tom,
That was Tom. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And then you were talking about not liking people's kids.
This person said that it's not so much the kids
that they don't like, it's more like the parents of
their kids friends from school.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh yeah, so your kids friends like? You like your
kids friends, just find me you don't like their parents.
I'm sure my parents pretended to like some of my
friend's parents, because I would hear them talking sometimes, Like
my dad would be like, I don't like to claude.
He ain't got a damn guy, I don't know what

(01:50):
he doesn't know what he's talking about. Curtis had a
good one.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You said, you pretend pretend to like strip clubs. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
See, I am with you on that because I worked
at a place back in Dallas. Uh it's called the
Satellite Music Network, And anytime somebody was moving on one
of the guys, uh, they'd be like, well, we got
to go to a strip club myself, I rolled and
I was I would be like, can't we just go
to like TGI Fridays, Because we're going to go to
a strip club. These girls are going to pretend like

(02:19):
they like us, and then it's going to cost us money.
And then I got to go home and explain where
the glitter came from my wife and trying to.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Sell me on the dance with a security going sitting
there watching us.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh my god, but you did say that one of
the last strip clubs you went to.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Last time I went, the stripper helped me with a
mechanical issue. She like knew what was wrong with my
car after I had already taken it to the shop.
She was like, oh, I know exactly what that is.
She knew better than the mechanics.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I have so many questions here, Like, you weren't trying
to You were talking to a stripper.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, they come out after you know, they do their dance.
They come out and do their little selling, trying to
sell the dance.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
And you got into a conversation with her about your car.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, because she was like, oh, why you look at
so girl. I'm like, when you were talking to her,
she was wearing peties.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah. Yeah, her stuff was out Awkward is that to
stand there and talk to a naked woman? But she
told you, she told you what was wrong with your car.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, and she was right. Yeah, she knew before you know,
the mechanics did.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm sorry, Sally. The next time our check engine light
comes on, I'm not going to AutoZone or the dealership.
I'm going right to the strip.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Plus Sally's of me that I understood what she was
talking about with her headlights, that