Updating Curtis

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
My Saturday morning show. Thanks for kicking off your Tuesday

(00:03):
with us. Welcome back Curtis Hi from San Diego from
Comic Con. He did not check work email the entire
time he was gone. So yeah, he's walking into a
big old bee's nest. You didn't look at work email
at all. No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do does that.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I turned the mics off a few minutes ago, and
I said, well, you do know that we're without a
promotions director. Uh No, I did not know that. Yeah,
oh yeah, that happened last Friday. We there's been some
staffing changes. We have barely a barely working AC unit.
Let's see what else can we tell you that's going on.

(00:42):
I want to know why I'm wearing a hat today.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I figured it was late or something. No, No, and
I keep bumping the up microphone. I do that too
when I wear a hat, my hat. No, I'm having
a treatment done today at doctor Mahea's office. It's called
a TED treatment. Do well, he said, as it's to
help me grow hair to stimulate the pollicles. Yeah, he
might be analyzing my brain to see what's wrong. That's

(01:06):
what I'm thinking it is. He just get two fold processes. Yeah,
I get to go in and it's it's supposed to
feel real nice. You can't put any product in your
hair relaxing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can't put paste in my hair or anything like that.
So that's why I'm wearing a hat today. Okay, And
that's the day you get the treatment. I get the
TED treatment. And apparently I was reading up on this,
like if I do like four treatments, so you'll see
a noticeable difference in my hair growth. Oh, I can't wait.
Why is that? Because you feel like it comes back
as an half wa see whatever Curtis hopes. I looked

(01:39):
like a chia pet.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
This could go so many ways.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
At least you're not getting it dyed like you did
that one time. Remind me that was a pretty lady
who cut my hair, said would you like for me
to dye your hair nice and subtle? Whatever you want, honey,
go right ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I came in here like a joke. In two weeks,
I had to wear a hat. I remember taking my
hat off one day and Curtis was like, hello, Elvis,
all you were missing was those poor chop sider was black. Like, yeah,
got into the hair dye did you. Let's hope the

(02:23):
dead treatment doesn't turn. He's not gonna steer you like
a head full of pubes. All right, we're going to
start your day off in the six o'clock Comedy Club.
This is comedian Jim Gaffigan, and he's talking about blowholes.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Whales must have poor body image. Can you imagine having
a part of your body called a blowhole and it's
on top of your head. You think when whales get
older they have less control over their blowhole. They're just
in the middle of a normal conversation. What do you see?
You and I grab some plank. Excuse me, it's so embarrassing.

(03:05):
I was just in the Indian Ocean of my stomach ing.
Bild Will geography diarrhea joke