Upper Middle Class Problems (1)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I found this online yesterday and I thought it was
funny upper middle class problems that people are almost too
embarrassed to share, right, Like, the struggle is real, but
it's kind.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Of embarrassing to admit it, you know. Let me give
you an example here.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It says that these are it's a weird, out of
touch and privileged kind of suffering that is absurd and
mostly invisible to anyone or everyone who isn't living it, right,
And I thought, okay, I've got one. Yeah, our upper
middle class problem is our garage only holds two cars.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
We only have two cars. That's true, Yeah, why is
it a problem?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
And both cars fit in the garage and I'm just
going through this over the weekend. It's too cramped. To me,
it's too cramped. We actually need a two and a
half or three car garage for me to feel comfortable.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
We just need to get rid of stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, no, now that's it, garage. Don't be drastic.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now no, no, I'm now listen. You know our cars
fit in our garage. They do, you know, both cars.
But it's a little too cramped. And that's my upper
middle class problem right there. It's hard for me to
get my golf clubs over there, because I don't want
to scratch.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Up the car.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Now you mentioned and the golf clubs and the golf clubs. Okay,
what else you want to add to it to sound
as douchey as possible. Well, I wish it had room
for I wish it had room for a golf cart.
There we go, I could have that in it. We
might as well, we're going into the direction we might
go all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
See if we had a bigger garage.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I could have a golf cart and we could
have a garage fridge, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah. See, so I'm just saying, See how I sound douchey. Yeah, totally.
Well that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is all about, upper middle class problems that you're
dealing with. You know, you guys have one Okay, right now,
I have to get to the nail salon because I
have not one, not two, but three fingers that the
nail on the side is split.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So I have to go get a manicure.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I know. Look, I would never notice that. I
barely I barely even know what you're talking about. But
this is yeah, you see this now right here? Yeah,
see how it's split on the side. I gotta get
my glasses on. I can't even see that. So oh
oh my tragedy. Tragedy on three nails. Tragedy. Yes, well

(02:23):
you asked.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, well, now that's what we're talking about this morning.
So if you have an upper middle class problem, Curtis,
you have one.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
This is so out of my tag Brecket. I don't
know who you think I am.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's not. It's absurd.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Not You're talking about having two cars in your garage
when I have a zero grot and you think you
think this is not out of my tags Breaket. Okay,
you might need to calm it down. You have lost
your mind.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh I kind of regret even bringing this topic.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
All right, so everybody, let's just get douchey this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh yeah, your.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Upper middle class problem that you're dealing with right now,
Oh my god, I can't fit all my wine and
one wine fridge. We need on second wine fridge. That's
what we're talking about.