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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, we're talking about upper middle class problems that you're
dealing with right now. These are problems that are almost
too embarrassing to admit. And I said that our garage
only holds two cars, and we only have two cars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But to me, it's we can on both in the garage.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's too cramped, and so I think we need a
little more space in our garage. But then Todd on
Facebook Live reminded me of something. He says he doesn't
have enough room in his house for a golf simulator.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I would love to have a golf simulator, but no
room in the house. The ceiling's too low in the
man cave. But if we had a three car garage,
I could have a golf simulator in there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
How are we going to have a three car garage.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's no space.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We have to move.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's the whole thing is it's upper middle class problems
that you're struggling with. Our garage is a little too cramped.
But I would like a three car garage so I
can have a golf simulator and maybe a golf cart.
So that those are the problems. Curtis is like, this
is out of my task, right, you're not you're not
thinking about it, right. You had one yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What yesterday? Wordle wouldn't work for you because of the A. W. S. H.
Upper middle class problem that is not up. That's a
website not working.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Still you were having You couldn't play wordle yesterday. I
think that's that's That's not one.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know. Oh, I can't play a wordle today.
That's that's that seems comparable to yous' about not having
a golf simulator. It's not the same at all. I don't
think I'm gonna win this battle.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I really don't one triple eight four one five one
oh five five. What's the upper middle class problem you're
struggling with? This is miles in Jupiter.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Hey, guys, how's it going good?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What is your upper middle class problem problem that you're
dealing with right now?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'll tell you the upper middle class problem that I'm
dealing with right now is that I live on the
Intercostal and some of the wood of my dock is rotting.
Though I got to have it repaired. You know, I
need to be able to safely get to my boat
so I can go fishing and hang out on the sandbar.
You know, I gotta get out on the water sometimes,
(02:23):
just get away, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Feel for you buddy. Oh, his doc is rotting safely,
get to his boat. I understand that can be pricey.
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's gonna cost a pretty penny, but
it'll be worth it to just decompressed, you know. Myles,
Thank you so much for the phone call this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Thanks everybody, keep it, keep it breezy, all.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Right, Good luck with your doc. Yeah, lives on the water. Yeah,
got a boat, got a dock, all that stuff. Here's
one in my exercise class today, I had to start
on the treadmills when I always start on the rowers.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
See my housekeeper only coming once per week.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, yeah right, okay, you're not winning any kind of
battle here. That's not him that I still these examples.
Back when we had somebody clean our house, they only
came once a month. Yeah, well that was by our design.
Yeah there all the time. Yeah yeah, how about this one.
We don't have it at all. How about this one.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My Mercedes Benz's windows are too tinted, so I can't
drive it safely at night.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
All right, stop at one when when I'm supposed to.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Relate, do you have like a favorite place where you
eat and it closed?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Where you had the gutter.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That I cannot believe you can't come up with one
car horn doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like that's not that's that's just
like being broke. That's is regular broke. How about this one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm having a hard time choosing which Disney World hotel
to stay at this year. Yeah, can anybody give us
one sis can relate to?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's over here like upper middle class problem. No, you
need to be like lo, Yeah, we're talking about something
that is several tax brackets. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
One triple eight four one five one oh five five
If you want to get in on this upper middle
class problems that you're struggling with right now,
Today, we're talking about upper middle class problems that you're
dealing with right now. These are problems that are almost
too embarrassing to admit. And I said that our garage
only holds two cars, and we only have two cars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But to me, it's we can on both in the garage.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's too cramped, and so I think we need a
little more space in our garage. But then Todd on
Facebook Live reminded me of something. He says he doesn't
have enough room in his house for a golf simulator.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I would love to have a golf simulator, but no
room in the house. The ceiling's too low in the
man cave. But if we had a three car garage,
I could have a golf simulator in there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
How are we going to have a three car garage.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's no space.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We have to move.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's the whole thing is it's upper middle class problems
that you're struggling with. Our garage is a little too cramped.
But I would like a three car garage so I
can have a golf simulator and maybe a golf cart.
So that those are the problems. Curtis is like, this
is out of my task, right, you're not you're not
thinking about it, right. You had one yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What yesterday? Wordle wouldn't work for you because of the A. W. S. H.
Upper middle class problem that is not up. That's a
website not working.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Still you were having You couldn't play wordle yesterday. I
think that's that's That's not one.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know. Oh, I can't play a wordle today.
That's that's that seems comparable to yous' about not having
a golf simulator. It's not the same at all. I don't
think I'm gonna win this battle.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I really don't one triple eight four one five one
oh five five. What's the upper middle class problem you're
struggling with? This is miles in Jupiter.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Hey, guys, how's it going good?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What is your upper middle class problem problem that you're
dealing with right now?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'll tell you the upper middle class problem that I'm
dealing with right now is that I live on the
Intercostal and some of the wood of my dock is rotting.
Though I got to have it repaired. You know, I
need to be able to safely get to my boat
so I can go fishing and hang out on the sandbar.
You know, I gotta get out on the water sometimes,
(02:23):
just get away, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Feel for you buddy. Oh, his doc is rotting safely,
get to his boat. I understand that can be pricey.
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's gonna cost a pretty penny, but
it'll be worth it to just decompressed, you know. Myles,
Thank you so much for the phone call this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Thanks everybody, keep it, keep it breezy, all.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Right, Good luck with your doc. Yeah, lives on the water. Yeah,
got a boat, got a dock, all that stuff. Here's
one in my exercise class today, I had to start
on the treadmills when I always start on the rowers.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
See my housekeeper only coming once per week.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, yeah right, okay, you're not winning any kind of
battle here. That's not him that I still these examples.
Back when we had somebody clean our house, they only
came once a month. Yeah, well that was by our design.
Yeah there all the time. Yeah yeah, how about this one.
We don't have it at all. How about this one.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My Mercedes Benz's windows are too tinted, so I can't
drive it safely at night.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
All right, stop at one when when I'm supposed to.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Relate, do you have like a favorite place where you
eat and it closed?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Where you had the gutter.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That I cannot believe you can't come up with one
car horn doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like that's not that's that's just
like being broke. That's is regular broke. How about this one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm having a hard time choosing which Disney World hotel
to stay at this year. Yeah, can anybody give us
one sis can relate to?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He's over here like upper middle class problem. No, you
need to be like lo, Yeah, we're talking about something
that is several tax brackets. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
One triple eight four one five one oh five five
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class problems that you're struggling with right now,
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