Ways To Say You're Going To Poop

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
More variety from the eighties to now. On today's school
one oh five five went Sally Morning Show. Thanks for
kicking off your Tuesday with us, and welcome back Curtis
from Saint Stago Comic Con San Diego. Where all those
people know what you're talking about when you say that, Oh,
I'm sorry San Diego an it is so that movie
like twenty something years old. All right, it's like me,

(00:20):
I'm referencing old stuff. All the old people know what
I'm talking about. Anyway, welcome back Curtis. Thank you. I've
been waiting all morning to do this. Uh, what's the
most creative way to say you have to poop? Poop
too much? Seriously? Oh my gosh, waiting all morning to
get to this topic. You know some well some people

(00:42):
like if you tell someone that you got to go poop,
you know, what do you say? I don't really tell people.
I don't make that announcement. I gotta go do number two. No,
plenty of ways to say it. What's the most creative way?
They asked this on the internet and these are some
of the best ones. I need to go log out.

(01:05):
I've never heard this one. I have to separate the
art from the artist. I have to visit the oval office,
you know, because the toilet. Yeah, I'm harboring a fugitive.

(01:26):
These are creative ways to say that you have to poove.
I don't feel like I have to announce it. I'm
going to knit a brown sweater. I see this one
here there says that my wife is a teacher. Remem
refers to it as a parent teacher conference. She's got
to go to a parent I like this one. My

(01:50):
food just submitted its resignation letter. That's a bit much.
How about uh, oh, well, I've heard this one. Yeah,
I got to go take care of some paperwork. I've
heard that one. Kids off at the pool. Oh yes, yeah,
I'm growing a tail. Yeah, I'm gonna go lose some weight. Okay,

(02:14):
all right, somebody said I'm feeling a little long in
the colon. Did you mention this one, Curtis, I have
to take the Browns to the Super Bowl. I think
my favorite of the creative ways, uh to say you

(02:35):
have to poop is I've got to download the brown load.
My god. Now, I heard I heard this one years
ago and I've never heard it since. But I thought
me and my friend we were playing golf and this
I don't know. We got teamed up with this older
guy and he was funny. He was a riot and
he didn't know us, but I like, after nine holes,

(02:57):
he's like, I'm on a bail, guys, and we're like what,
You're not going to play the back nine and he
was like, nope, I'm pushing cotton. Like pushing cotton. He's like,
gotta go poop