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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ronny, I was just wondering if the Dolphins hit the
zoo picked a winner for the election.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yet, Well we should do that. By the way, Dragon,
somebody picked up your story from last week about the
Washington Redskins, which I just like to say, Washington Redskins.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, that's who they were, and that's who this rule
is named for, and statistically have been known for much
longer than the other.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
But apparently did they win this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It doesn't matter this past weekend. It was the previous
home game.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And that's what I thought. So somebody had somebody had
tagged me in a post I think on Facebook or
maybe it's an email, I forget what it was, and said,
you know, with respect to Dragon's theory, look at this,
and I thought that it had to be the last home.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Game, correct, And they won the last home game against
the Bears. So with that, the new red Skin's rule
says that the opposing party will win the White House.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who's the opposing party here, orange man bad? Okay, he's
always the opposing party, right regardless, pretty much. So I
looked up that story you just told me about in
the restroom, which is we do our show prep in
the men's room. Psychologists will be available during the week
to provide counseling. Call and Uber Woked sixty five thousand
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dollars a year in New York City private school will
allow emotionally distressed students to skip class the day after
the election next week. This was in The New York
Post When they published this it was published Friday, the
first the upcoming presidential election. They write, maybe a high
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stakes and emotional time for students the ethical culture. Fieldston
School administration wrote in a newsletter to parents titled Election
Day Support, Students will not be assigned homework on election
Day and there will not be any assessments on Wednesday.
According to the email obtained by the Post, kids will
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also be allowed excused absences on Wednesday or whenever the
election results are announced if the students feel unable to
fully engage in classes. According to the notch, which was
first reported by The New York Times, psychologists will be
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available during the week to provide counseling. Kerry Seinfeld, age seventy,
who told The Times that decisions like this are what
forced him and his wife to transfer their son to
transfer their own son out of the out of touch
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prep school nestled in the leafy and affluent Rocks Bronx
suburb of Riverdale. It's a nice area. This is why
the kids hated it. What kind of lives have these kids? Have?
These people led that makes them think that this is
the right way to handle young people, to encourage them
to buckle. This is the lesson they are providing for
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ungodly sums of money. I think Seinfeld can probably afford
sixty five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Intuition probably be close, but he probably could.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, they might have to. He might have sell Paris
sneakers to pay for it. Seinfeld's youngest son, Shepherd. Shepherd
Seinfeld was transferred to Riverdale County Schools in the eighth grade,
according to The Times. UH doctor Logan Lovkoff, another former
Fields and parent, echoed these concerns, saying the school was
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not adequately preparing children for life. To say this is
absurd as a gross under statement, he told the Post
young people need to engage in thoughtful debate, learn to
deal with disappointment, and develop resilience. Catering to the trigger
warning generation is not a successful strategy for life or adulthood,
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and it's certainly not the way to develop bipartisanship politically
or in our friendships.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But let's be perfectly honest here. If you were a
student in that school, yes, no matter what's going on,
whether you like the outcomitty election or you don't, you
want the day off because you're a student in school.
You want the day off for anything, anytime you can get. So, yeah,
of course the kids are going to champion that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well duh, it's like reading for student council president and
you're gonna have pets every Friday. Another another of a
Fieldston student who did not want to be identified, Well,
right there, I don't want to be identified because I
don't want the I don't want the other parents coming
after me. I don't want the other reporter's coming after me. Raged. Raged,
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that's the verb. Rage. That the school had complained about
Jewish students wearing yellow ribbons on October seventh this year,
but are going overboard when it comes to Cobleen students
or the outcome of the election. You know, if that's true,
this really is bad. It's really bad. She Li likened
it to being a tacit endorsement of Kamala Harris over
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Donald Trump. It was an s show last year when
it came to anti semitism at the school. But my
frustration now is that such a tacit endorsement of Kamala
and further evidence of the left leaning group thing. They
were all supposed to go along with the school. And
this isn't the public school. This is a private school.
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So you're choosing to send your kids there, and you're
paying for it too. You're paying your property taxes and
you're paying for the tuition. The Privileged School was founded
in eighteen seventy eight by the son of a rabbi
known for catering to the offspring of celebrity, the Manhattan elite.
The picturesque Riverdale campus boasting impressive roster of the lums
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that includes Edie's a bar and Diane Arbus. I don't
know who Diane Arbus is. So who Diane Arbus is?
You know who Dan Irbu? You don't got a clue,
you don't, Okay, Well, there was that story and then
there was this, And I so deeply apologize for having
to interrupt. But let me see if I can make
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up for it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Maybe she got it speaking this yagging, It sure is
pleasure night. My name is Roy deve Mercer. I got
a bone to pick with you. My boy Raymond was
dining there about a month ago. He had a senior
in high school, and he wanted to sign up for
the nigrory and you told him he's too scrawny and
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needed to get too scrunning. And he come home and
he charged up about two hundred dollars worth of downball
and about one hundred dollars worth of protein powder. And
that ain't the worst though. He's in there trying to
get them down balls put together. And his little pet hamster, Levererachi,
got losing, was fine on the floor and it ain't funny.
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He dropped a twenty pound weight on it, squirted him squorshed, Yeah,
little Lebarachie, it ain't funny. So I need about three
hundred dollars and a new hamster. So I'm coming down
there and whooping somebody's ass. Well you think it's funny,
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I guarantee I'm gonna swell one of your eyes up.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You look like Popeye.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Goe ahead, get it out of your system. So I
got a little boy over here tore it up. He'd
won the four Age Talented Pet cons hast the last
two years in a row with Lebarachi. Mama. Mama made
him a little blue sequin jacket, and Raymond told him
how to set it a tall pen and pound on
it with it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Now I want you to call up at four ice,
teacher and tell him why Raymond ain't gonna have a
pat in the shoulder this year? Hold you like me
to jerk a half hitch in your eye? How long
has it Bensons? You had a good old country eyes whooping?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
This year?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The blue ribbond is gonna probably go to Jimmy Charlene's
ping pong playing parrot. He's not I know you call
it four ace teachers and explain all that, Mike.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You don't get tickled too easily.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Do you.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Want the whole thing case?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Mike, This here's roy D Mercer and fill in Brent
fran Tessa, Oklahoma. How in the hell are you?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I'm just doing five?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, he can tell, But now I guess your hamster lived.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Roy Mercer. Nothing better than roy D Mercer on a
day like this. Hang on a minute, gotta get rid
of the stupid skip. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hello, it's thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
How did I get out to where y'all are at.
Oh man, here's a fellow that sells bird dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Oh man, I'll tell you all, I ain't got a
bird dog. All I've got the bus dang Old comes.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, I guarantee you I bought one of you called
bird dog. I done it.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well, I tell you what's going on is I got
a bad bird dog from you?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well, it wasn't from ye. It's from no boy that
bought one from you. I was down there, well, I hell,
I don't know. I was down there and Cook's restaurant
down there, and showed Old a couple of weeks ago.
I was having a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee,
and I had this bird dog got in the back
of his pickup truck, and I was admiring it. No
boy thought he's just selling to me. And I offered
him three hundred dollars for it, and I bought it.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Hell a deal.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well, I tell you what if it wasn't a very
good deal at all, because the damn dog won't fetch
nothing but sticks and other dogs droppings. I ain't never
had anything like it happened to me.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
That's damn the thing.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I and I thought i'd call up there and get
my money back, and I can't find no boy, But
I got your number, and I just thought i'd come
over and just whoop your ask. Well, you better get
on down here, then, you selling rent dogs down there?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You to have you asked?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
What we got it? We got square, We got a
square off place here.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I guarantee you every time that dog points or something
he gets excited, you wet yourself.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
It does you want like you got a hell deal?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, I ain't got no dogs.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
What I got that sells me like you got a
held deal?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
To me?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Y'll do you just sell dogs and and and don't
back them up?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
I guess man, you got.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
A bunch of bad hounds down there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It sounds like one of our listeners, druggons Haut. Just
move on radio Goal.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Hello, I need to speak with Terry. I was just
talking to him. We must have got disconnected.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Who's college?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
This is mister Mercer.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Mister Mercer, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The seconds you hang up on me again, I'm just
gonna give me another reason to whoop your ass. Walk
down you just br How can I find that word
the hell you're at. How do I get there? I'm
in shoulder right now.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Just come right on up the should though the highway
to uh street, Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Four nineteen yeah, turn left, yeah, Wait a minute, let
me ride this down. Slow down, turn left on nineteen
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Just come on down about uh about one hundred and
fifty yards.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm probably smelling bad dogs from the way of a way.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
To smell a bunch.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
When you get here, I'm good for nothing but raising please,
I mean, just bring her on down.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Now, how would I go at for a turn left
off a highway?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Just come on down just about one hundred and fifty
yards and you'll see a mobile home.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You got three hundred dollars worth of ass?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I can whoop you.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
You're going to get three hundred dollars worth, I asked
when you get here?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, I guarantee it. I'm gonna come down there today.
And how big a boy are you?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Don't make no difference to bring her on down your
toughest hall on this song?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Well these are you? And you tell her hell when
you try to screw somebody out and hang it out.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I don't even know who I'm coming to.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
This is R. D By God Mercer.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I love that this is R. D by God Mercer.
That's what you're talking to D Mercer.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yes, sir, I ain't got no idea who you are
right down here and show they have been down here
to have my life.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I still know how you are.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
You're getting ready to find out.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I ain't sold you no bird dog.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
You sold no bird dog to the boy that sold
one to me?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
What are you getting on to me for?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Well, by god, I can't find him. I've got your number, though, Boy?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Are you calling me eating me out?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
For?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Is your raising damn dog and sold him a madden?
Speaker 9 (13:37):
I about?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Am I not?
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I don't even know what dog you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
How about you just give me three hundred dollars and
I won't whoop your ass.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You you can't whoop my ask to begin with? Well,
how do you know I'll just get it up here
and get started.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well, I of guarantee you how long you got it all?
Are you going to bring it off? Are you going
to be there to die?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Be right here anytime? You just make the time and
come and bring around.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I'll tell you what if I can't, If I can't
get out there to day and whoop your ass. I
may I may sell this dog. I'll tell you what
you're listening to make day?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
No I meet you someone?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Well, I might be out there this afternoon, but I
tell you what, I was gonna get ready to maybe
sell that dog. And old boy's coming over to look
at it. Old boy that cuts my hair, Stevenson. I
know him well, he's getting ready to buy that dog
from Damn.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
He sall like a real.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh God, Darry, this is philing grim you what are
you doing selling him bad hand dogs down there?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I'll tell you what I had. I had a lot
of bone call, but nothing the best that I've ever read.
A little staved that I said to kiss Michael.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You see, didn't they get the endorphins doings better than
There's something about I don't know Kamala Harris, will Donald
Trump today? Come on? You know it does? What are
you having for lunch today? Dragon? I'm thinking now now
I know that zad still exists, I might go over
to Leatsdale and whether they say Leadsdale and hallwhere was it?
(15:15):
I gotta go check out zadis. I think I got
the chicken and mashed potatoes. I think at home or
here m kicken and mashed potatoes. M hm, real mashed potatoes,
callflower mashsh potato. Okay, good, you don't do call flower
mashed potato.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I do enjoy a calf fower mash pmato. It taste
do you really?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Why?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Just they taste good?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
God did not want man to eat hallflower mashed potatoes.
That's that's a misnomer. It's a contradiction in term.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
And can't you can't call.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Smooshed up callflower mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are made with potatoes,
callflowers made with callflower. Otherwise you're you're eating mash hallflower.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, which tastes an awful lot like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Doesn't tastes a thing like mash pot not at all.
By the way, your guests on the price of the sneakers, Uh,
some of you are way low, and a couple of
you are a little high. A little high?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
How much is it a little? Uh? Don't tell me
that one. This is just like a couple hundred maybe
really snow it's it's I figured that first one is
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way too low.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that's way too Yeah. The other one is about
twenty five to thirty percent a little too high, maybe.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Those are the ones you need to have ship to
be cleaned, you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Know, those ones I clean myself. I'd probably do those myself.
I don't think I'll throw those in the Washington site.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm not allowed to feel anything in the Washington machine
except my dirty clothes, and even then that's questionable.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Hey, Michael, Yes, not just the schools that are doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I work at a retirement center in Boulder that's probably
ninety five percent liberal, and they're scheduling cancellors to come
in on Wednesday, just saying.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's absurd. It's truly absurd.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But this is the third or fourth time in a row.
This has been the most consequential election of our lifetime.
Our lives depend on it, Michael, just like the last election,
the one prior to that one, and the one.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Prior to that one, and the one prior to that one.
Out of curiosity, I went over to our clipping service
to see what the uh, you know, they'll they'll they
just put them into folders as they come out. It's
like we have this private clipping service and then we
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have ABC News and I could just play you ABC
News sound bites for the rest of the program, just
to show you just how bad things are. But instead
I went to our private clipping service and they do
something that they have the stat Leaders. So the stat
leaders for today, this week, this month, and for all time. Well,
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these are the stat leaders for today, and just scrolling
through them, I thought you might enjoy a few of these.
So let's start with what we started out the entire
program with my absolute ignorance about Peanut and.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Fred right, Tap, you each have thirty seconds to say
your piece.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Scott, you're up.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well I'm here tonight to speak on behalf of Peanut
the squirrel.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
God rest his tiny soul.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Not since the squirrel that was talking to water Ski
has a squirrel caught the nation's attentions like this one. Now,
this squirrel was squirrel napped and murdered by the State
of New York and absurd abuse of government overreach. There
are forty million rats or something in New York and
they executed the only one trained to wear a cowboy
hat and had an Instagram account. My condolences to Mark Longo,
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who cared for Peanut for seven years, and to the
cowardly neighbors who filed the complaints about mister Longo's animals,
which also included Fred the raccoon.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
I ask, why are you the way that you are?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I hope you're happy you monsters alript.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I'm not gonna call peanut a rat by wow.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Or I like this one? And Seltzer appears confused over
the letters are m d.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Your poll is showing a different kind of result.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Different then, by the way, this is the woman that
did the outlier poll in Iowa saying that Kamala Harris
is going to win in a landslide in Iowa.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Other Iowa poll, public polls of Iowa, and again different
in the cross tabs from other poles. It's given it
to state Donald Trump won by eight last time. It
is an outlier in that respect, would how would you
explain what would account for that?
Speaker 7 (20:35):
So what accounts for that? And we saw this in
our September poll very clearly. Our June poll when Joe
Biden was on the ticket, Donald Trump had an eighteen
point advantage that dropped to a four point advantage, so
the margin was narrowed by fourteen points. And somebody asked me, well,
did Donald Trump lose ground? Is that what you're saying,
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I go, okay, that's a very interesting question, and I
got out my calculator and figured out that, in fact,
we had eighty eight more respondents in our likely voter pool.
Those are weighted respondents for the geeks in the crowd,
and Donald Trump had three more than he had in June,
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so he didn't lose ground. Is that we had more
people who qualified as a likely voter in September, and
eighty five of those weighted bodies went for Kamala Harris.
So that's a pretty dynamic change. The demographics we could
see separately of the people who qualified compared to June, women,
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college educated, younger people, all demographics that were more likely
than average to support Kamala Harris. So that's how I
explained that. And it's really pretty much the same thing here.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Okay, go ahead and put up the tweet. There are
lots of tweets criticizing the methodology and put up the ryan.
Most of them say, the cross tabs of the polling
reflect a makeup of the electorate, which is not going
to be the makeup of the Iowa Electric looking at
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twenty two and twenty No, are you able to put
that up?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
I'd like to know who thought they were looking at
the cross tabs.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
I shouldn't say the cross taps is explain to people
why you don't make the crosstabs available.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
This goes way back into Des Moines Register history, preceding
me that at one point they were requested I think
in the nineteen eighty four caucuses, the first time caucuses
were ever pulled, And so they said sure, and they
shipped it off to a polster who then wrote an
op ed in the New York Times at the Wall
Street Journal or perhaps the Washington Post saying this is
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why the Des Moines Register is so completely wrong. And
they decided that if anybody's going to write the next
story about the poll, they reserve the.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Right to reveal the data.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So right, okay, so no, are you able to put
up that tweet?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Maybe it's up and I can't see it because it's
up already, And are you able to see that?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Okay, could you just go through and say what you
think about those criticisms?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Now the criticisms you're about to hear, or she's going
to try to explain, are in her demographics. She way
overpolls democrats for example. For example, overall, Democrats are up three.
Senior women are up thirty five years old. Democrats senior
women up by thirty five. Senior men actually has Republicans
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up Independence, Democrats are up women, Democrats are up men. Overall,
Republicans are up rules, Republicans are up. Suburbs, Democrats are
up by twenty one and college educated are Democrats up
thirty So she's way over sampling Democrats. And that's what
the tweet shows her sample and she's way over sampled
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Democrats versus Republicans. It's it's a faulty sample.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Well, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
This is in a format that's a little difficult for
me to see what what what does this D represent
and the R represent?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know, Dragon, can just I know you're a
headline guys. Let me just ask you. If somebody was
doing a poll and they were classifying people as either
D or R, do you have any clue whatsoever what
that might be?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Dumbasses? And I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
How about dumbasses and rational people? Yeah? Okay, So if
you sample more DR masses then you do rational people,
you're gonna get more dumbass responses, right, yes, okay, Okay,
I just want to make sure I wasn't misreading her statement.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
They decided that if anybody is going to write the
next story about the poll, they reserve the right to
reveal the data.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
So right, okay, So no, are you able to put
up that tweet? Maybe it's up and I can't see
it because it's it's up already. Are you able to
see that?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Could you just go through and say what you think
about those criticisms? Well, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
This is in a format that's a little difficult for
me to see what what what does this D represent
and the R represent h D.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
So they're saying they're saying that and again he says,
read through the Celtic crosstats.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
They're saying that they know that this poll shows and
again it's it's it's it's They say, your sample is
got it's more three percent more Democrats than Republican, whereas
the elector at last time was a Republican. It says
that you had Indie's voting Democrat plus four, whereas last
time they voted or plus seven plus four. And they're
saying if you compare.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Mark Halpern is trying to explain to the poster from
the Devoine Register what the D and R means Democrat
and Republican. So whatever you're hearing about the Iowa poll,
forget it. Uh doesn't know what he's talking about. Let's see.
And then Dragon mentioned this commercial earlier. I hadn't seen it.
(26:32):
The Democrats rolled out a new ad to try to
get men to go vote for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Come on, boys, to make America great.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Carry it's your turn, buddy, before you.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Not this one. This one's funny though, the one that
I was speaking together.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I think this one's funny too. That was funny in
a sick way.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yes, a husband and a wife are going to a
polling office and the husband hands his wife her ballot
and says, make the right choice, honey, and she's just like, oh,
I don't know. She's very timid and very scared. Then
gets the behind the little cardboard wall and locks eyes
with another woman and goes wink, and then they start
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marking the Harris walls bubble and then they come back
out and you got the husband going, did you make
the right choice, honey?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And then the off lock eyes together and go, sure,
did well?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
This was probably just as bad. Have you seen this one?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
This was probably just as bad. Come on, boys, let's
make America greaty carry now, I remember this is a
Harris Walls ad. Come on boys, let's make America great again.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Come on, boys, let's.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Make America great.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Carry sure, turn, buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Before you cast your vote in this election, think about
how it impact the people you care about the most.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And he looks at his phone. He sees the the
the wallpaper of the photo of his family, and then
he sees his little girl over there looking at daddy.
Are you going to do the right thing? Daddy? Remember
you can vote any way you want. Did you know
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that you can vote any what you want? I didn't
know that, and no one will ever know. You're your
patriotic duty. You better, brother.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
What happens in the booth stays in the booth. Vote
Harris Walls, pay for it? But I vote coming good.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So you have to be scared to vote for Harris Walls.
What goes on in the booth stays in the booth. Seriously,
I'll be right back. I voted three weeks ago. Do
you think I care what's going on politically?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now today.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Keep up the good work, my man.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Somebody in one of the text messages, somebody said somewhat
the same thing, except for those stragglers, And I shouldn't
call them stragglers, because I think you should vote on
an election day. It's baked in. The results are probably
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you know what, what would you guess, seventy five, eighty
five percent done, maybe even higher. I don't know. Forty
four to sixteen the twenty sixteen election result. Reactions are
going to be amplified this time. In sixteen, there were
people at my former company that were afraid to fly,
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afraid that racial separations would be reinstated, children would be
hunted in the streets. Oh and there was supposed to
be a nuclear attack on Colorado Springs by the end
of the week. I couldn't leave the reaction to an
election in America. Oh, Mike, if someone has to have
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psychological help because of the results of an election, I'd
only say one thing, deal with it, because when real
life hits you on the head, there is no safe
space that's exactly right then to talk about how you
can't please everybody. We had these two text messages now
(30:17):
where they go dragon. We had two having to do
with callflower. Let's start those stuman reverse in chronological order.
Eighty three seventy eight. Mike A, Now, MDB, you have
not lived until you've had a big, juicy, medium rare
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callflower steak with some A one sauce and callflower taters. Mmm, baby,
smack your grandma, really, because just below that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Is this.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Mike twelve forty seven says, it's like all those people
who grill or roast a slice of callflower and call
it a steak. Nope, uh huh, not even close.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Now, I admitted that I have not done the steak
version of cauliflower, but I have done the mashed cauliflower
mash cauliflower like with enough sour cream and butter. You know,
like the one guy that said the steak was really
good with a one.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I mean he is, well, I know, but I'm just
pointing out, yes, you put enough slop on whatever. I mean.
First of all, who runs a steak with a one? Terrible?
That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
The steak is steak is steak, and steak you don't
eat anything with steak.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
So your caulflower mashed potatoes taste like mashed potatoes because
you got so much butter and sour cream and salt
and pepper and gravy and everything else on it. The oh,
I can taste of salt and pepper and gravy, and.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know, baby, anything will taste good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Uh, Mike. When I was in high school, my horse
riding coach would often pop a roy D Mercer cassette
when we were hauling horses somewhere. He'd laugh the entire time,
he asked, very unexpectedly a couple of years ago. Anytime
I hear roy D Mercer, I can hear him laugh. Well, good,
I hope it made you laugh too, Michael, seventy seven
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forty seven. Isn't it a good sign if the Liberals
are scheduling therapists for Wednesday? I'd say yeah, I'd say so.
And I'm confused by this, Mike. Hope your mom's okay?
With all the hurricanes? Did hurricane hit Oklahoma?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
How many hurricanes hit Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I know some tornadoes did, but I didn't know a hurricane.
Now that's enough, that's enough. I'm just fair warning tomorrow.
If you didn't like today, you'll definitely want to tune
in tomorrow. Definitely wanted to end tomorrow Dragon's got a
whole stacker crowd
Ronny, I was just wondering if the Dolphins hit the
zoo picked a winner for the election.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yet, Well we should do that. By the way, Dragon,
somebody picked up your story from last week about the
Washington Redskins, which I just like to say, Washington Redskins.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, that's who they were, and that's who this rule
is named for, and statistically have been known for much
longer than the other.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
But apparently did they win this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It doesn't matter this past weekend. It was the previous
home game.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And that's what I thought. So somebody had somebody had
tagged me in a post I think on Facebook or
maybe it's an email, I forget what it was, and said,
you know, with respect to Dragon's theory, look at this,
and I thought that it had to be the last home.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Game, correct, And they won the last home game against
the Bears. So with that, the new red Skin's rule
says that the opposing party will win the White House.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who's the opposing party here, orange man bad? Okay, he's
always the opposing party, right regardless, pretty much. So I
looked up that story you just told me about in
the restroom, which is we do our show prep in
the men's room. Psychologists will be available during the week
to provide counseling. Call and Uber Woked sixty five thousand
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dollars a year in New York City private school will
allow emotionally distressed students to skip class the day after
the election next week. This was in The New York
Post When they published this it was published Friday, the
first the upcoming presidential election. They write, maybe a high
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stakes and emotional time for students the ethical culture. Fieldston
School administration wrote in a newsletter to parents titled Election
Day Support, Students will not be assigned homework on election
Day and there will not be any assessments on Wednesday.
According to the email obtained by the Post, kids will
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also be allowed excused absences on Wednesday or whenever the
election results are announced if the students feel unable to
fully engage in classes. According to the notch, which was
first reported by The New York Times, psychologists will be
(02:41):
available during the week to provide counseling. Kerry Seinfeld, age seventy,
who told The Times that decisions like this are what
forced him and his wife to transfer their son to
transfer their own son out of the out of touch
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prep school nestled in the leafy and affluent Rocks Bronx
suburb of Riverdale. It's a nice area. This is why
the kids hated it. What kind of lives have these kids? Have?
These people led that makes them think that this is
the right way to handle young people, to encourage them
to buckle. This is the lesson they are providing for
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ungodly sums of money. I think Seinfeld can probably afford
sixty five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Intuition probably be close, but he probably could.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, they might have to. He might have sell Paris
sneakers to pay for it. Seinfeld's youngest son, Shepherd. Shepherd
Seinfeld was transferred to Riverdale County Schools in the eighth grade,
according to The Times. UH doctor Logan Lovkoff, another former
Fields and parent, echoed these concerns, saying the school was
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not adequately preparing children for life. To say this is
absurd as a gross under statement, he told the Post
young people need to engage in thoughtful debate, learn to
deal with disappointment, and develop resilience. Catering to the trigger
warning generation is not a successful strategy for life or adulthood,
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and it's certainly not the way to develop bipartisanship politically
or in our friendships.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But let's be perfectly honest here. If you were a
student in that school, yes, no matter what's going on,
whether you like the outcomitty election or you don't, you
want the day off because you're a student in school.
You want the day off for anything, anytime you can get. So, yeah,
of course the kids are going to champion that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well duh, it's like reading for student council president and
you're gonna have pets every Friday. Another another of a
Fieldston student who did not want to be identified, Well,
right there, I don't want to be identified because I
don't want the I don't want the other parents coming
after me. I don't want the other reporter's coming after me. Raged. Raged,
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that's the verb. Rage. That the school had complained about
Jewish students wearing yellow ribbons on October seventh this year,
but are going overboard when it comes to Cobleen students
or the outcome of the election. You know, if that's true,
this really is bad. It's really bad. She Li likened
it to being a tacit endorsement of Kamala Harris over
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Donald Trump. It was an s show last year when
it came to anti semitism at the school. But my
frustration now is that such a tacit endorsement of Kamala
and further evidence of the left leaning group thing. They
were all supposed to go along with the school. And
this isn't the public school. This is a private school.
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So you're choosing to send your kids there, and you're
paying for it too. You're paying your property taxes and
you're paying for the tuition. The Privileged School was founded
in eighteen seventy eight by the son of a rabbi
known for catering to the offspring of celebrity, the Manhattan elite.
The picturesque Riverdale campus boasting impressive roster of the lums
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that includes Edie's a bar and Diane Arbus. I don't
know who Diane Arbus is. So who Diane Arbus is?
You know who Dan Irbu? You don't got a clue,
you don't, Okay, Well, there was that story and then
there was this, And I so deeply apologize for having
to interrupt. But let me see if I can make
(06:27):
up for it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Maybe she got it speaking this yagging, It sure is
pleasure night. My name is Roy deve Mercer. I got
a bone to pick with you. My boy Raymond was
dining there about a month ago. He had a senior
in high school, and he wanted to sign up for
the nigrory and you told him he's too scrawny and
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needed to get too scrunning. And he come home and
he charged up about two hundred dollars worth of downball
and about one hundred dollars worth of protein powder. And
that ain't the worst though. He's in there trying to
get them down balls put together. And his little pet hamster, Levererachi,
got losing, was fine on the floor and it ain't funny.
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He dropped a twenty pound weight on it, squirted him squorshed, Yeah,
little Lebarachie, it ain't funny. So I need about three
hundred dollars and a new hamster. So I'm coming down
there and whooping somebody's ass. Well you think it's funny,
(07:34):
I guarantee I'm gonna swell one of your eyes up.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You look like Popeye.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Goe ahead, get it out of your system. So I
got a little boy over here tore it up. He'd
won the four Age Talented Pet cons hast the last
two years in a row with Lebarachi. Mama. Mama made
him a little blue sequin jacket, and Raymond told him
how to set it a tall pen and pound on
it with it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Now I want you to call up at four ice,
teacher and tell him why Raymond ain't gonna have a
pat in the shoulder this year? Hold you like me
to jerk a half hitch in your eye? How long
has it Bensons? You had a good old country eyes whooping?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
This year?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The blue ribbond is gonna probably go to Jimmy Charlene's
ping pong playing parrot. He's not I know you call
it four ace teachers and explain all that, Mike.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You don't get tickled too easily.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Do you.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Want the whole thing case?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Mike, This here's roy D Mercer and fill in Brent
fran Tessa, Oklahoma. How in the hell are you?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I'm just doing five?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, he can tell, But now I guess your hamster lived.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Roy Mercer. Nothing better than roy D Mercer on a
day like this. Hang on a minute, gotta get rid
of the stupid skip. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hello, it's thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
How did I get out to where y'all are at.
Oh man, here's a fellow that sells bird dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Oh man, I'll tell you all, I ain't got a
bird dog. All I've got the bus dang Old comes.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, I guarantee you I bought one of you called
bird dog. I done it.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well, I tell you what's going on is I got
a bad bird dog from you?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well, it wasn't from ye. It's from no boy that
bought one from you. I was down there, well, I hell,
I don't know. I was down there and Cook's restaurant
down there, and showed Old a couple of weeks ago.
I was having a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee,
and I had this bird dog got in the back
of his pickup truck, and I was admiring it. No
boy thought he's just selling to me. And I offered
him three hundred dollars for it, and I bought it.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Hell a deal.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well, I tell you what if it wasn't a very
good deal at all, because the damn dog won't fetch
nothing but sticks and other dogs droppings. I ain't never
had anything like it happened to me.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
That's damn the thing.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I and I thought i'd call up there and get
my money back, and I can't find no boy, But
I got your number, and I just thought i'd come
over and just whoop your ask. Well, you better get
on down here, then, you selling rent dogs down there?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You to have you asked?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
What we got it? We got square, We got a
square off place here.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I guarantee you every time that dog points or something
he gets excited, you wet yourself.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
It does you want like you got a hell deal?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, I ain't got no dogs.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
What I got that sells me like you got a
held deal?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
To me?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Y'll do you just sell dogs and and and don't
back them up?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
I guess man, you got.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
A bunch of bad hounds down there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It sounds like one of our listeners, druggons Haut. Just
move on radio Goal.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Hello, I need to speak with Terry. I was just
talking to him. We must have got disconnected.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Who's college?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
This is mister Mercer.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Mister Mercer, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The seconds you hang up on me again, I'm just
gonna give me another reason to whoop your ass. Walk
down you just br How can I find that word
the hell you're at. How do I get there? I'm
in shoulder right now.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Just come right on up the should though the highway
to uh street, Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Four nineteen yeah, turn left, yeah, Wait a minute, let
me ride this down. Slow down, turn left on nineteen
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Just come on down about uh about one hundred and
fifty yards.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm probably smelling bad dogs from the way of a way.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
To smell a bunch.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
When you get here, I'm good for nothing but raising please,
I mean, just bring her on down.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Now, how would I go at for a turn left
off a highway?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Just come on down just about one hundred and fifty
yards and you'll see a mobile home.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You got three hundred dollars worth of ass?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I can whoop you.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
You're going to get three hundred dollars worth, I asked
when you get here?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, I guarantee it. I'm gonna come down there today.
And how big a boy are you?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Don't make no difference to bring her on down your
toughest hall on this song?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Well these are you? And you tell her hell when
you try to screw somebody out and hang it out.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I don't even know who I'm coming to.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
This is R. D By God Mercer.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I love that this is R. D by God Mercer.
That's what you're talking to D Mercer.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yes, sir, I ain't got no idea who you are
right down here and show they have been down here
to have my life.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I still know how you are.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
You're getting ready to find out.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I ain't sold you no bird dog.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
You sold no bird dog to the boy that sold
one to me?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
What are you getting on to me for?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Well, by god, I can't find him. I've got your number, though, Boy?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Are you calling me eating me out?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
For?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Is your raising damn dog and sold him a madden?
Speaker 9 (13:37):
I about?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Am I not?
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I don't even know what dog you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
How about you just give me three hundred dollars and
I won't whoop your ass.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You you can't whoop my ask to begin with? Well,
how do you know I'll just get it up here
and get started.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well, I of guarantee you how long you got it all?
Are you going to bring it off? Are you going
to be there to die?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Be right here anytime? You just make the time and
come and bring around.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I'll tell you what if I can't, If I can't
get out there to day and whoop your ass. I
may I may sell this dog. I'll tell you what
you're listening to make day?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
No I meet you someone?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Well, I might be out there this afternoon, but I
tell you what, I was gonna get ready to maybe
sell that dog. And old boy's coming over to look
at it. Old boy that cuts my hair, Stevenson. I
know him well, he's getting ready to buy that dog
from Damn.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
He sall like a real.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh God, Darry, this is philing grim you what are
you doing selling him bad hand dogs down there?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I'll tell you what I had. I had a lot
of bone call, but nothing the best that I've ever read.
A little staved that I said to kiss Michael.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You see, didn't they get the endorphins doings better than
There's something about I don't know Kamala Harris, will Donald
Trump today? Come on? You know it does? What are
you having for lunch today? Dragon? I'm thinking now now
I know that zad still exists, I might go over
to Leatsdale and whether they say Leadsdale and hallwhere was it?
(15:15):
I gotta go check out zadis. I think I got
the chicken and mashed potatoes. I think at home or
here m kicken and mashed potatoes. M hm, real mashed potatoes,
callflower mashsh potato. Okay, good, you don't do call flower
mashed potato.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I do enjoy a calf fower mash pmato. It taste
do you really?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Why?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Just they taste good?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
God did not want man to eat hallflower mashed potatoes.
That's that's a misnomer. It's a contradiction in term.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
And can't you can't call.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Smooshed up callflower mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are made with potatoes,
callflowers made with callflower. Otherwise you're you're eating mash hallflower.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, which tastes an awful lot like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Doesn't tastes a thing like mash pot not at all.
By the way, your guests on the price of the sneakers, Uh,
some of you are way low, and a couple of
you are a little high. A little high?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
How much is it a little? Uh? Don't tell me
that one. This is just like a couple hundred maybe
really snow it's it's I figured that first one is
(16:38):
way too low.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that's way too Yeah. The other one is about
twenty five to thirty percent a little too high, maybe.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Those are the ones you need to have ship to
be cleaned, you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Know, those ones I clean myself. I'd probably do those myself.
I don't think I'll throw those in the Washington site.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm not allowed to feel anything in the Washington machine
except my dirty clothes, and even then that's questionable.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Hey, Michael, Yes, not just the schools that are doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I work at a retirement center in Boulder that's probably
ninety five percent liberal, and they're scheduling cancellors to come
in on Wednesday, just saying.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's absurd. It's truly absurd.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But this is the third or fourth time in a row.
This has been the most consequential election of our lifetime.
Our lives depend on it, Michael, just like the last election,
the one prior to that one, and the one.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Prior to that one, and the one prior to that one.
Out of curiosity, I went over to our clipping service
to see what the uh, you know, they'll they'll they
just put them into folders as they come out. It's
like we have this private clipping service and then we
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have ABC News and I could just play you ABC
News sound bites for the rest of the program, just
to show you just how bad things are. But instead
I went to our private clipping service and they do
something that they have the stat Leaders. So the stat
leaders for today, this week, this month, and for all time. Well,
(18:39):
these are the stat leaders for today, and just scrolling
through them, I thought you might enjoy a few of these.
So let's start with what we started out the entire
program with my absolute ignorance about Peanut and.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Fred right, Tap, you each have thirty seconds to say
your piece.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Scott, you're up.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well I'm here tonight to speak on behalf of Peanut
the squirrel.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
God rest his tiny soul.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Not since the squirrel that was talking to water Ski
has a squirrel caught the nation's attentions like this one. Now,
this squirrel was squirrel napped and murdered by the State
of New York and absurd abuse of government overreach. There
are forty million rats or something in New York and
they executed the only one trained to wear a cowboy
hat and had an Instagram account. My condolences to Mark Longo,
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who cared for Peanut for seven years, and to the
cowardly neighbors who filed the complaints about mister Longo's animals,
which also included Fred the raccoon.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
I ask, why are you the way that you are?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I hope you're happy you monsters alript.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I'm not gonna call peanut a rat by wow.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Or I like this one? And Seltzer appears confused over
the letters are m d.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Your poll is showing a different kind of result.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Different then, by the way, this is the woman that
did the outlier poll in Iowa saying that Kamala Harris
is going to win in a landslide in Iowa.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Other Iowa poll, public polls of Iowa, and again different
in the cross tabs from other poles. It's given it
to state Donald Trump won by eight last time. It
is an outlier in that respect, would how would you
explain what would account for that?
Speaker 7 (20:35):
So what accounts for that? And we saw this in
our September poll very clearly. Our June poll when Joe
Biden was on the ticket, Donald Trump had an eighteen
point advantage that dropped to a four point advantage, so
the margin was narrowed by fourteen points. And somebody asked me, well,
did Donald Trump lose ground? Is that what you're saying,
(20:57):
I go, okay, that's a very interesting question, and I
got out my calculator and figured out that, in fact,
we had eighty eight more respondents in our likely voter pool.
Those are weighted respondents for the geeks in the crowd,
and Donald Trump had three more than he had in June,
(21:19):
so he didn't lose ground. Is that we had more
people who qualified as a likely voter in September, and
eighty five of those weighted bodies went for Kamala Harris.
So that's a pretty dynamic change. The demographics we could
see separately of the people who qualified compared to June, women,
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college educated, younger people, all demographics that were more likely
than average to support Kamala Harris. So that's how I
explained that. And it's really pretty much the same thing here.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Okay, go ahead and put up the tweet. There are
lots of tweets criticizing the methodology and put up the ryan.
Most of them say, the cross tabs of the polling
reflect a makeup of the electorate, which is not going
to be the makeup of the Iowa Electric looking at
(22:13):
twenty two and twenty No, are you able to put
that up?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
I'd like to know who thought they were looking at
the cross tabs.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
I shouldn't say the cross taps is explain to people
why you don't make the crosstabs available.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
This goes way back into Des Moines Register history, preceding
me that at one point they were requested I think
in the nineteen eighty four caucuses, the first time caucuses
were ever pulled, And so they said sure, and they
shipped it off to a polster who then wrote an
op ed in the New York Times at the Wall
Street Journal or perhaps the Washington Post saying this is
(22:52):
why the Des Moines Register is so completely wrong. And
they decided that if anybody's going to write the next
story about the poll, they reserve the.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Right to reveal the data.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So right, okay, so no, are you able to put
up that tweet?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Maybe it's up and I can't see it because it's
up already, And are you able to see that?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Okay, could you just go through and say what you
think about those criticisms?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Now the criticisms you're about to hear, or she's going
to try to explain, are in her demographics. She way
overpolls democrats for example. For example, overall, Democrats are up three.
Senior women are up thirty five years old. Democrats senior
women up by thirty five. Senior men actually has Republicans
(23:41):
up Independence, Democrats are up women, Democrats are up men. Overall,
Republicans are up rules, Republicans are up. Suburbs, Democrats are
up by twenty one and college educated are Democrats up
thirty So she's way over sampling Democrats. And that's what
the tweet shows her sample and she's way over sampled
(24:06):
Democrats versus Republicans. It's it's a faulty sample.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Well, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
This is in a format that's a little difficult for
me to see what what what does this D represent
and the R represent?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know, Dragon, can just I know you're a
headline guys. Let me just ask you. If somebody was
doing a poll and they were classifying people as either
D or R, do you have any clue whatsoever what
that might be?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Dumbasses? And I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
How about dumbasses and rational people? Yeah? Okay, So if
you sample more DR masses then you do rational people,
you're gonna get more dumbass responses, right, yes, okay, Okay,
I just want to make sure I wasn't misreading her statement.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
They decided that if anybody is going to write the
next story about the poll, they reserve the right to
reveal the data.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
So right, okay, So no, are you able to put
up that tweet? Maybe it's up and I can't see
it because it's it's up already. Are you able to
see that?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Could you just go through and say what you think
about those criticisms? Well, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
This is in a format that's a little difficult for
me to see what what what does this D represent
and the R represent h D.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
So they're saying they're saying that and again he says,
read through the Celtic crosstats.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
They're saying that they know that this poll shows and
again it's it's it's it's They say, your sample is
got it's more three percent more Democrats than Republican, whereas
the elector at last time was a Republican. It says
that you had Indie's voting Democrat plus four, whereas last
time they voted or plus seven plus four. And they're
saying if you compare.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Mark Halpern is trying to explain to the poster from
the Devoine Register what the D and R means Democrat
and Republican. So whatever you're hearing about the Iowa poll,
forget it. Uh doesn't know what he's talking about. Let's see.
And then Dragon mentioned this commercial earlier. I hadn't seen it.
(26:32):
The Democrats rolled out a new ad to try to
get men to go vote for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Come on, boys, to make America great.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Carry it's your turn, buddy, before you.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Not this one. This one's funny though, the one that
I was speaking together.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I think this one's funny too. That was funny in
a sick way.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yes, a husband and a wife are going to a
polling office and the husband hands his wife her ballot
and says, make the right choice, honey, and she's just like, oh,
I don't know. She's very timid and very scared. Then
gets the behind the little cardboard wall and locks eyes
with another woman and goes wink, and then they start
(27:13):
marking the Harris walls bubble and then they come back
out and you got the husband going, did you make
the right choice, honey?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And then the off lock eyes together and go, sure,
did well?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
This was probably just as bad. Have you seen this one?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
This was probably just as bad. Come on, boys, let's
make America greaty carry now, I remember this is a
Harris Walls ad. Come on boys, let's make America great again.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Come on, boys, let's.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Make America great.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Carry sure, turn, buddy.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Before you cast your vote in this election, think about
how it impact the people you care about the most.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And he looks at his phone. He sees the the
the wallpaper of the photo of his family, and then
he sees his little girl over there looking at daddy.
Are you going to do the right thing? Daddy? Remember
you can vote any way you want. Did you know
(28:16):
that you can vote any what you want? I didn't
know that, and no one will ever know. You're your
patriotic duty. You better, brother.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
What happens in the booth stays in the booth. Vote
Harris Walls, pay for it? But I vote coming good.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So you have to be scared to vote for Harris Walls.
What goes on in the booth stays in the booth. Seriously,
I'll be right back. I voted three weeks ago. Do
you think I care what's going on politically?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now today.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Keep up the good work, my man.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Somebody in one of the text messages, somebody said somewhat
the same thing, except for those stragglers, And I shouldn't
call them stragglers, because I think you should vote on
an election day. It's baked in. The results are probably
(29:13):
you know what, what would you guess, seventy five, eighty
five percent done, maybe even higher. I don't know. Forty
four to sixteen the twenty sixteen election result. Reactions are
going to be amplified this time. In sixteen, there were
people at my former company that were afraid to fly,
(29:35):
afraid that racial separations would be reinstated, children would be
hunted in the streets. Oh and there was supposed to
be a nuclear attack on Colorado Springs by the end
of the week. I couldn't leave the reaction to an
election in America. Oh, Mike, if someone has to have
(29:55):
psychological help because of the results of an election, I'd
only say one thing, deal with it, because when real
life hits you on the head, there is no safe
space that's exactly right then to talk about how you
can't please everybody. We had these two text messages now
(30:17):
where they go dragon. We had two having to do
with callflower. Let's start those stuman reverse in chronological order.
Eighty three seventy eight. Mike A, Now, MDB, you have
not lived until you've had a big, juicy, medium rare
(30:37):
callflower steak with some A one sauce and callflower taters. Mmm, baby,
smack your grandma, really, because just below that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Is this.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Mike twelve forty seven says, it's like all those people
who grill or roast a slice of callflower and call
it a steak. Nope, uh huh, not even close.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Now, I admitted that I have not done the steak
version of cauliflower, but I have done the mashed cauliflower
mash cauliflower like with enough sour cream and butter. You know,
like the one guy that said the steak was really
good with a one.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I mean he is, well, I know, but I'm just
pointing out, yes, you put enough slop on whatever. I mean.
First of all, who runs a steak with a one? Terrible?
That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
The steak is steak is steak, and steak you don't
eat anything with steak.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
So your caulflower mashed potatoes taste like mashed potatoes because
you got so much butter and sour cream and salt
and pepper and gravy and everything else on it. The oh,
I can taste of salt and pepper and gravy, and.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know, baby, anything will taste good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Uh, Mike. When I was in high school, my horse
riding coach would often pop a roy D Mercer cassette
when we were hauling horses somewhere. He'd laugh the entire time,
he asked, very unexpectedly a couple of years ago. Anytime
I hear roy D Mercer, I can hear him laugh. Well, good,
I hope it made you laugh too, Michael, seventy seven
(32:12):
forty seven. Isn't it a good sign if the Liberals
are scheduling therapists for Wednesday? I'd say yeah, I'd say so.
And I'm confused by this, Mike. Hope your mom's okay?
With all the hurricanes? Did hurricane hit Oklahoma?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
How many hurricanes hit Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I know some tornadoes did, but I didn't know a hurricane.
Now that's enough, that's enough. I'm just fair warning tomorrow.
If you didn't like today, you'll definitely want to tune
in tomorrow. Definitely wanted to end tomorrow Dragon's got a
whole stacker crowd
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