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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon. I am well heard about.
I don't know, home twelve thirty at night, I don't know,
working and wishing that I was in bed right now,
but trying to make a dollar and yeah, good night
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and good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
See yah, Brownie.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Wasn't the President's supposed to pardon the turkey before Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Did you see the Christmas decoration yesterday from the White House? Technically,
doctor Jill Biden nailed it. It's circus themed. That's what
the last four years really have been. January twentieth, twenty
twenty five cannot come soon enough. There were also videos
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showing us what last year's decorations were and the people
running around like pseudo Nutcracker. As we know, Daniel Penny
should never have been arrested in the first place. Listening
to the trial and the closing arguments, it seems so
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obvious that he needs to be completely exonerated. Let's pray
that that is the result for Daniel Penny. Very telling,
but also hilarious that Gavin Newsom has called a special
session of the California legislature so they can get twenty
five million dollars to trump proof California. This is so typical.
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If we just get a lot of money and throw
it at a problem, that's how we're going to resolve it.
Obviously he's on the wrong track.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Close one. I am so relieved that President Biden kept
his promise to visit Africa before his term ended. Oh yeah,
about that promise to not pardon his son Hunter. Hmm
how did that work out?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Again?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Just wondering.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Nothing says I love you son like President Biden pardoning Hunter.
It sends the message, at least as I see it,
that you can screw up, screw off and do stupid,
dumb and criminal things, but yet I will always love you,
I will always have your back, I will always make
it okay. Yeah, that is blank blank poor parenting, Just.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Saying Michael, good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You're forgetting Nowadays, if you talk to you child in
a loud voice, it's child abuse. Said child confesses on
the way back from the mall that she had taken
an item from a store as a gift for me
because she didn't have money. Well, saying a quick prayer,
turning around, going back to said mall, to security and
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giving them the item with an explanation and hoping that
whatever videotape they had showed that it was my daughter
that took said item and not me, and then proceed
to give them all the information about Hey.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Michael, I would have been half tempted to take one
of those three dollars pops that they sell right there,
take the lid off, put my thumb over the end
of it, shake it up, and just cure the situation
right then and there.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Proceeding to give said store security all the information about
my daughter so that and pointing out the car in
the parking lot so that she can take responsibility and
face the consequences for her actions. I don't negotiate on cheating, lying,
and stealing, period. I am not flushing a thirty year
career as a paralegal and a certified METI eater down
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the toilet for my daughter. That's how you show love
to a child.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Michael. I was a lifeguard at a local swimming pool
in the South Denver area. Every summer. I can remember
families who would drop off their kids ages starting from
like six to obviously teenagers for four hours in the
afternoon almost every day, no issues whatsoever. Now we can't
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even let people less than sixteen to elitchs without an adult.
Something's changed.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Probably in middle school. My dad said to me if
I ever called him or mom and said I was
in jail, that that was the safest place for me
to be. I hope you're proud of me, Dad. I
became a paralegal, and partly because of my love of
the law, and partly because of the way you and
Mom and Grandma and Grandpa raised me. I love and
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miss you all every day.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Good morning, goobers.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
I saw that video and that little girl smash it
all the products in the walmart, and I thought to myself,
I'm gen x.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
My parents were silent.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Generation tell you what my ass would have been whooped
right then and there in front of God and everybody.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Mike regarding the mother who was arrested for letting her
eleven year old son walked less than a mile to
the store unattended. Most school districts won't pick up your
child on the school but if they live within a
quarter of a mile to school, So what is the
magic distance at which all walk from home becomes dangerous?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Go to the library with a girlfriend, I said, fine.
Hours later, when it was getting dark, I found out
that she was in a park with three teenage boys,
two seventeen year olds, and an eighteen year old daughter
was thirteen. Daughter lost her cell phone for a month
and decided I had too many rules and was going
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to live with dad. Fine. Dad was an military police
officer in the Army. Didn't end well for her.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Just saying, Michael board part of a legal trustpass there
do they not understand? Hey, Mike, we separate families all
the time. You go rob a bank, they throw you
in jail. You're separating a family. I don't know what
the big deal about this separating families is.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I was raised in the
generation that said that they would give me something to
cry about if I didn't stop crying.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Mike, I'm a daily and a dollar short here.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
But let me tell you when somebody says that they
did not break their word in a statement that is
in regards to how they broke their word, there is
only one word for that, bidinary.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Michael wore a darn. They should sue the City Council
of Edison, New Jersey, or the people that run it
because waving a small fly, I am getting forcedly removed
from the meeting seriously, come on, Michael.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
The good thing about that Edison Town council meeting it
got the attention to Scott Pressler.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, he's heading to Jersey next.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
A.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Uh, it's so great to see these people finally freaking
get what they deserve. This is Duber one, two, two, five, one,
night six nine, your second favorite che wherever.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
My mom's famous line was, if you.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Don't sit down in that chair and eat your dinner,
I'm gonna strap you into your chair with your belt,
use it against you. Later, we used to pray for
Dad to come home.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Did anybody else have to sign somewhere in the house
that said the floggings will continue until the morale improves.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I did, Hey, Michael, my grandfather. They're always used to say,
if you get the butt's attention, the rest of the
body will follow, because when you send that shockwave to
the brain, it starts to react.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
So my grandma helped my dad raise us, and she
always kept a fly swatter nearby to keep us in line.
There was one always in the car so she could
reach us as she was driving if we got out
of hand in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Hey, Mike, I just heard Joe Biden's third cousin, once removed,
was caught shoplifting and he'll be receiving a pardon too.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Hey, Michael, According to the Great Rushmo, that was an
adadictomy and a penectomy. Those are the proper medical.
Speaker 13 (08:44):
Terms, Michael, in regards to the pardon of Hunter Biden,
is it true that that makes him ineligible to declare
the Fifth Amendment if he is subpoenaed to testify.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Again, that's his father, Michael. As to that surgery, you
were speaking of a moment ago, rush Limbaugh used to
refer to that as an ad addict tomy.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yeah, Joe Briden believes in telling the truth, but all
he does is lie.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I mean she says it in the same statement. Oh,
he's he's always believes in telling the truth.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But then again he did lie.