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January 2, 2025 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, Dragon. Are you back from vacation? Speaking of vacation,
Biden just came back from the US Virgin Islands with
Gay's been nine Delaware before going to Camp David. That
makes five hundred and seventy five days of vacation, or
forty percent of his time. And he's just ending his
presidency very well with pardoning Hunter and then granting clemency

(00:26):
to murders. Going on vacation, fun guy. As of Thursday,
January second, only eighteen more days until we have a
real president in the White House.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Who is this idiot on my radio? And where's the
guy that's been sitting in for the gang?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
How you new yours? Boys?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hey, Mike, I wonder when anybody's going to start asking
this very obvious, very simple question. Between the attack in
New Orleans and then now attack on Trump Tower in Vay,
why are all these army veterans or military veterans the
ones perpetrating these attacks? Food for thought.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Have a great day, Pata, Welcome back boys.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
I missed you guys droning on Mike.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
I didn't get to hear the whole story. Can you
tell us what kind of assault rifle that guy in
New Orleans used to kill fifteen people and injure thirty
five in less than sixty seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Thanks, Hey, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Fellas.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Can't say I missed you, Mike, but I did miss you.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Dragon.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
Good morning, Dragon aka Talent, and you're court Chester of
Michael Brown. This is goober TSM one two two five
one ninety six nine, your second favorite you forever. Regarding
the ramming of trucks into populated areas, don't you find

(01:53):
it odd that MSN isn't using the term air quote
suicide bomber weird.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Leave us for two weeks with those fill in people.
It doesn't help. It makes me sad. I need you
to move up your status so that you can have
best of every morning instead of Rory whatever his name is,

(02:26):
who spouts whatever he's been assigned to spout.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Well, Happy New Year. I thought Michael was gone until
January sixth, so I left my big chief tablet at home.
Was gonna mindlessly listen to some news this morning, turn
on the radio, and who do I hear but the
great One himself. And now I have to concentrate so

(02:54):
I don't miss anything.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Have a great day, Michael, isn't there already? Some kind
of law that addresses this, like what a distractive driving law?
So I think it's already covered.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
But what do I know, Mike?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Chickens that are kept in open enclosures where other wild
birds can defecate in that enclosure are more susceptible to
bird flu infections, because that is how bird flu is
spread by the dropping of infected wild birds.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
Michael Dragon, Next thing you know, they're gonna tell us
we can't touch our coffee, not touch your phone, not
touch your wife, not touch your coffee, can't touch anything
when you're driving these days. Guess we'll take my hands
off the wheel.

Speaker 10 (03:45):
Yay, Michael and Dragon, Welcome back, Happy twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I hope.

Speaker 10 (03:51):
And I'm sitting here questioning my life decisions this morning.
But this isn't one of them. Tuning in to see
if you guys are back. Happy New Year. Let's get
done bye.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't know if it's changed or not. But when
first reported that F one P fifty was a lightning
which is an electric vehicle, the one in Las Vegas
was an electric vehicle. When can we expect the ban
on electric vehicles because they're killing people?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
This is this the real Brownie or is this memorys.

Speaker 11 (04:26):
Michael, just want to let you know there's been a study,
and I believe it was out of New York City
about the number of babies that people are having based
on the number of car seats that are required and
the age and the weight of the children. So really,
car seats are a form of birth control. They've discovered
people that have lots of children don't even own a
car because they use the subway. So I guess it's

(04:48):
just that they want people to have less babies. Yeah,
maybe drive less too.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Hey Michael, when do we get to drive around and
issue tickets for holding their cell phone and hyping on
their laptop to all these police officers that do it
more than the general public.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Does, Michael, We goobers all know better. You're nothing more
than a malicious compliance scuff law.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Hey, Michael, I just happened to realize something. You haven't
gotten a ticket in a while. Just was curious. Did
you sell the beamer.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Michael Dragon, No, No, paddle shifters don't count. Yes, you're
telling it how to, you're manually overriding, but they don't count.
If I'm not pushing in a clutch, it is not
a manual, and plus it still comes with an override
that says, hey, dumb, dumb, you forgot to shift and
it will shift for you, so nope, doesn't count.
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