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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you think after the last couple of days of
the hearings that we could have the Sergeant of Arms
give a breathalyzer test to the senators asking questions. I mean,
after seeing Senator Harno, come on now, there's.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
A great meme on X I just saw during the
break Pete Haigsa is in the middle, just with that
stoic look on his face, and then around him he's
he's I think it's a still shot. Then around him
you have Christian Gilibran, uh Herono, Elizabeth Warren, who am
(00:45):
I leaving out? Janine Shaheen. We get all of these
women all around him, and they're just they've caught them
all in just those few seconds, you know. And there's
there's thousands you know, well not thousands, there's hundreds of
cameras on you during these hearings and as you talk,
as I do this program, for example, Dragon could be
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in there filming me and at any time he could
take just one frame of the video and I've got
some stupid look on my.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Face, bogger in your nose or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, always so there there's always the chance that you're
going to get a shot of you really looking stupid,
and so they've they've taken like snippets, like three four
second snippets of these women all just screaming at Pete
eggs of as they go through their questioning. Is he
just sits into smiles and just looks at him, you know,
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and like I do, and dragging screaming at me or
one of the bosses of scream screaming at me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I just said, the Maga kid he's getting uh, you know, confronted.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Kid with with with the Indians attacking him on the
definitely smirk on his a little smirk. That's right. Uh,
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(02:11):
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Speaker 3 (02:26):
Easy for you to say.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, we'll just call them states in southern Japan. The
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the island nations bathrooms. I mean, dragon, you've had kids, yes,
you know what baby diapers are like? Yeah, yes, that's
just one of the grossest things in human in human kind.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I think Missus Redbeard right now, because we have the
grandchild who's you know, just over a year old. She
absolutely loves changing diapers because she does like one a week.
So when you know, grandson Lance came over, he had
a total blowout and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She was like, oh, you gotta take a picture of this.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
This is great because it was everywhere. She was just
so happy, so excited. But she didn't have to do
it on a regular basis when they were young anyway,
So this is this is a new fun experience for
her that, like I said, she only does it once
a week, so she gets to celebrate and have fun
with Okay, thirty diapers.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, when you're telling me stories and I listen, but
then you say something, then my brain freezes, okay and
I and I don't hear the rest of the story. Yeah,
I'm now focused back on something you said. Okay, and
that was so Lance has a blowout, uh huh. And
her response is we've got to get a photo of this. Yes,
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Missus Redbeard, if you're listening.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You want the photo, I can send it to you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, I no, please for the love of God. I
do not want the photo, but I want her to
see I want her to get counseling. Oh lord, I'm
sorry I brought the subject up. So there's this network
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of NGOs and United Nations affiliated groups who are planning
on continuing to use your tax dollars to aid illegal
aliens that are attempting to unlawfully cross the southern border,
despite the election of Donald Trump and his pledge to
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tighten the border. So there's this. There's a document that's
been produced by the Regional Interagency Coordination Platform for Refugees
and Migrants of Venezuela. Right, you got that down. Repeat
that title to me again. I'll wait.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Repeat the line.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Regional Interagency Coordination Platform for Refugees and Migrants of Venezuela.
That's a joint project between the United Nations High Commissioner
for Refugees. I get a kick out of this crap.
Everybody's so full of themselves and the International Organization for
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Migration also known as the IOM. You in migration.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hey, check your text messages.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh lord, oh oh my my text messages. Oh good grief,
that's disgusting. I've not had breakfast yet. Maybe that's a
good thing. I haven't had breakfast yet. You who took
the photo?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I did?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You? Did you took?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'll get she was I told you she was excited.
She's like, what are this?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Michael says, go here dot com.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No? I really don't. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean, I'll put the diaper story up at Michael says,
go here dot com. But Ye're not a blow out
on my grandson. No.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean, first of all, is that her holding him?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So look how delicately she's holding She she's disgusted by it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Too, a little, but excited.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So she's got it. She has her thumb and her
index finger kind of dittle tightly together and just just
enough of the diaper to pull it down. Now see,
I can't. Now I'm torn between deleting that from my
text messages and leaving that photo in. There is a
reminder sometime about just how strange the Redbeard family can be.
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You make me feel more normal every single day. Good.
And of course now there are people out there going,
I know their listeners, saying, oh please post it. I
want to see it. I want to see I want
to see, and I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
There are listeners out there that go, yeah, my wife
did the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh, I don't know that we have any photograph of
either of our children ever pooping or peeing because we
were fascinated by it. I guess we're just weird.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Do you have the sync bathing pictures though? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, of course we have that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
See it's similar.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It is sure. Okay, whatever you say, mister third Floor,
just whatever you say. And of course I'm like you
hear me just snort. Why did you feel compelled to
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interrupt me in the middle of the story to send
me that photo and then on air make me start
talking about ask for the photo?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I don't think I asked, Are you certainly did?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't go check check the tape, as they say,
we just.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Asked the gooper, say, did Michael ask for that photo?
I'm pretty sure he did.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you want the photo? Gosh? I wish we could
forgu out how to do the stupid poles, because I'd
like to know how many I'd like to know how
many sick listeners, because I think most of our listeners
are sickos, But how many of them really do want
to see that photo?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
In fairness, we can do a poll but it'll take
twenty four to forty eight hours for that pole to go.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Up up right, And then I think, don't we also
have to get the approval from the pole master.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yes, that's what takes the twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, so I'm not sure if we I suppose it
was just generically where the pole. That just says do
you want the picture posted or not? They might just
approve that. But do you want to do you want
us to post the photo of Dragon's grandson Lance with
a poop blowout diaper posted to Michael says go here
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dot com. That might not pass the probably, Yeah, that
might not pass. May I resume where I was?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You don't even know where you are?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't know. I'm thinking about starting the whole thing
over again, because I think anybody else knows where I was.
I know where my mind is right now. I'm really
worried about missus Redbeard.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
See the first grandchild, Like I said, she didn't she
I was a single father, so she is not the
Voice's biological mother, so she didn't get to change any
dirty diapers and have to do them, you know, a
dozen times a day for years. So this is a
whole new thing for her plus first grandchild. Hey, this
is fun because again she only has to do it
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once or twice a week.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Do you know how powerful smell is? So the problem
with that photo is I can smell it. I can
smell the damn photo on an on a text, on
an imassage text. I can smell the photo.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And all I wanted to do is, you know, in
forty five minutes or so, leave here and go home
and have a little snack before I go to have luncheon.
I'm going to talk. I'm like somebody's already been to
Taco bell. All right, let me get let me reset
the story. So there's this group of NGOs that are
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US based, and they're affiliated with United Nations, and their
plan is to continue to use your tax dollars. This
is the money laundering scheme we've talked about in eighty
illegal aliens as they attempt to unlawfully cross the southern
border despite Trump's pledge to tighten border controls. And as
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I said, the two groups are the Regional Interagency Coordination
Platform for Refugees and Migrants of Venezuela, and that alone
is a joint project of the United Nations High Commissioner
for Refugees and the International Organization for Migration. It's a
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total of two hundred and thirty NGOs and fourteen un
affiliated agencies. They're going to use their twenty twenty five
funding to support continued mass illegal immigration into this country
that is a counter to the Trump effect. And they've
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released their planning document. It calls for one point four
billion dollars of your money, Doge must Ramaswami, we're looking
at you to be budgeted for assisting and estimated. Are
you ready for this number? Two point three million illegal aliens? Dragon?
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Can you seriously can you give me a favorable quickly?
Why can you divide one point four billion by two
point three million to see how much that is per
illegal alien that's expected to search into the US across
the Mexican border. Because I'm thinking one point four billion
divided by two point three million might be just enough
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to pay them not to come, because we'll pay them
in US dollars. They can take those US they can
take those greenbacks and go back to Venezuela or Haiti
or wherever, and they'll be they'll have enough to live
for several years, so don't come here. Additionally, the twenty
twenty five twenty twenty six Regional Refugee and Migrant Response
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Plan is going to fund allocations for different services like
cash assistance, food, health services in order to support the
aliens as they are on their trek through seventeen different
Latin American countries. This is what Trump's going to be
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up against. So it's incumbent that Congress recognize that sealing
the border is going to be necessary because while we're
trying to stop the inflow, the United Nations using our
tax dollars that we give the United Nations is going
to be using that money to facilitate them coming to
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and crossing the border.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That would be roughly six hundred and eight six hundred
eight dollars apiece correct, So six hundred and eight dollars
in Haiti is probably, I don't know, at least at
least a couple of years of.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Salary. I don't know what they subsist on, but it
can't be very much. Let's see, was there anything else? Oh?
Lance gord A Goodin, a Republican Congress from Texas, has
voiced his intent to collaborate with Trump to stop the
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funding from enabling what he calls the threat to national sovereignty.
Now older the year.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just quick note here is of the avantage monthly salary
in Haiti is any between one hundred two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh so six months? Okay, so they get six months,
well six months of sitting around, which is what they
pretty much kind of do. Anyway, So you never been
to Haiti. I've never been to Haiti. Now been to
the Dominican Republican. I've been to Haiti, been the Panola.
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If if Trump wants to seal the border, which he does,
which is going to take you know, reallocating funds, it
may actually take deployment of the military, which I believe
will require a waiver of posse commatatas to put American
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troops on American soil for a national security purpose. Now,
you can use troops in disasters, in a disaster response
or a disaster recovery phase, you can use troops for that.
But I think to use troops on the border to
literally block people from crossing the border, I think you
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have to have possecarmatatis wave in order to do that,
because that's actually a military function that's not necessarily a
humanitarian function. You might be able to argue to humanitarian function,
but I'm not sure the courts would approve it. So
that being said, this is where those is going to
be so important, because if this money's already been allocated,
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then I don't think there would be any reason why
you couldn't at least stop those funds funds from being
transferred to the United Nations because it's for the twenty
twenty five budget, so you might be able to impound
those particular funds on the basis of a national security purpose.
This is going to be where I think the second
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term of Donald Trump is gonna be much more serious
than the first term, because I think the staffing that
what he's done by the way I read yesterday that
he's already in terms of just appointments, presidents have about
three thousands an average every year of about not every year,
but on average, a president has about three thousand political
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appointments they can make. Mate Trump's up to slightly over
one thousand appointments already. He's ready to rock and roll. Dragon.
You don't have a hair on your ass if you
don't post that blowout shot on Michael saysco here dot com.
Don't forget who your audience is.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
See missus Radbeard's not the only sicko that Trucker wants
to see my grandson's poop.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Let's go to the text line ninety two twenty four
says Dragon. When you're grand child grows up, he will
hate you for posting that picture. Fifty four to thirty one, rights, Mike.
Times have changed. Think about what people took pictures of
one hundred years ago and compared to while we take
pictures off today. Then it was great grandmother riding her
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horse taking her child to school. Today it's all we
had for breakfast or diaper blowouts. Just saying Jim h
thirty six oh two, Michael, you wonder why this generation
is so self obsessed pictures of these kids pooping. They
have no privacy. Glad I was not born now thirty
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six twenty five, Mike, I don't have blowout diaper pictures.
This may be one of your relatives. Dragon thirty six
twenty five, Mike, I don't have blowout diaper pictures, but
you know the real about the debt. I definitely have
pictures of my kids and my grandkids in the process
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of moving things along and those are precious pictures of
their little faces straining away. Seriously, think about what it
does to a child's psyche. You're on the toilet, you're straining,
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and here pop's dad in. Oh, let me get a picture.
Uh ninety two twenty four. Is that picture considered kitty porn? No,
there's no, there's there's nobs is showing. Nothing is showing. Yeah,
just just the diaper and the theces chimmity Christmas. Oh,
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I saw I had a new text message come in.
I quickly opened my eye messages and I still had
it on yours and that stupid picture popped up again.
I've uh, for example, I'm gonna be on like news
Nation this afternoon, so I've been doing. I've been late.
I was on news Max either yesterday or day before,
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news Nation again today. I think news Max again tomorrow.
So and it's all about the fires. So I'm doing
this constant uh reading about the fires. And it's unbelievable
some of the stuff that is coming out, including Gavin
Newsom an old video of Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I hate to jump in here, Michael, I just want
to let you know that mister baseball Bob Ucker has
passed away at the age of n.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's sad uh oh. And did I did I tease
the story for tomorrow morning that the that the Moss
Israeli ceasefire may already be falling apart. So be sure
and tune in tomorrow because we'll find out whether or not,
because Israel is already accusing Hamas of renegging on the deals.
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So who knows. But back to the fires. You know,
we've taxpayers paid the chief of the LAPD, this woman
named Kristin Crowley that we've talked about before. We paid
her almost half a million dollars a year to be
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the chief of the Los Angeles Police Department. Now, if
you think that's expensive, consider the cost of having people
like her in charge. So what's his name? Think? The
head of Black Rock has announced that he believes that
the rebuilding of Los Angeles is going to be possibly
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take and I don't disagree with this. I think the
outer limit is probably in some very minor areas or
very specific locations. May be true that he thinks in
some areas it may take up to ten years to rebuild,
but on average it's going to take at least three,
four or five years to rebuild Los Angeles, and I
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think it's an absolutely reasonable figure. There were when when
the Bush administration first took office, we were still dealing
with the earthquake that occurred. I forget what baseball game
was being played, but there was a baseball game being
played in San Francisco, and rebuilding some of those highways
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did take ten years. I remember stepping into my general
counsel's office and learning about we were still spending money
ten years after the earthquake, still working on some projects
in San Francisco. And while that was a fairly destructive earthquake,
it wasn't nearly as massive or widespread as are these fires. Well,
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the New York Post is reporting that, well, let me
just read the paragraph. Los Angeles fire bosses deployed just
a fraction of its firefighters and trucks to the deadly
Palisades fire until it was already out of control, sending
just five, one, two, three, four five of the forty
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available fire engines and holding back one thousand firefighters. According
to a damning new report, Well that's going to create
a domino effect, a domino effect of screw ups, and
that domino effect of screw ups is going to make
this crisis actually and has caused the crisis to become unmanageable.
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The post continues that officials held off on ordering hundreds
of available fire crews to remain on duty for a
second shift last Tuesday, which would have doubled the manpower
on hand to help battle flames taking hold in the
Pacific Palisades neighborhood. According to internal Fire Department records, despite
being available, no extra engines were ready in the Palisades
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region prior to the fire breaking out there. According to
the logs Now. I think it's probably too early to
tally the costs, but the Palisades fire has been blamed
for eight deaths. As the wildfires continue to destroy the area,
they're now estimating damages in multiple of billions. Do you
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know how many two hundred and fifty billion dollars in
damages the Fair insurance program in California, the insure of
Last Resort. I forget what the exact number was of
what they have in reserves cash reserves plus the amount
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of reinsurance that they have purchased to cover their losses.
Let's just say that's ten billion for their insureds alone.
They're currently facing. You know damages and costs that are
multiple two or three times that. So that's essentially bankrupt,
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that's essentially insolvent, and then damage is of two hundred
and fifty billion dollars. Watch out, taxpayers, because insurance companies
are going to pull out. Some insurance companies are going
to barely hang on. Rebuilding's going to take forever, which
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means that the cost of that is going to increase.
Just imagine trying to rebuild a subdivision, a subdivision, or
a neighborhood. Let's just take a neighbor Let's spread it
out just a little bit. So in in my neighborhood,
let's just say it was Highland's ranch, which is probably
too large of an area, but let's just take Highland's ranch.
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So we have post offices, we have schools, public and private.
We have grocery stores, we have convenience stores, we have
retail outlets, we have retail malls, we have all of
the fast food places. You have all of that plus
the homes, and then all the infrastructure. We have six
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lane arterial streets, we have four lane feeder streets, we
have I mean, it's humongous. Now imagine that just completely
wiped out. Now, imagine that, Okay, somebody blows or fires
a starting pistol and everybody wants to rebuild. Imagine what
that does to the cost of all the goods, supplies,
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all the services, all the people it's going to take
to do that rebuilding. There's going to be a massive
inflationary cost of that too. And then trying to get contractors,
not just having to be careful about which contractor you
choose use, but is that contract let's say it's one
of the best contractors in the world, They themselves are
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going to be pulled in all different directions, and many
will take on too many projects because they see the
dollar signs, so they might start to falter, fall behind schedule,
which further increases your costs, which further delays you're returning
to your home or your business or whatever. So Larry
thinks the guys. So when Larry Think says possibly that
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maybe ten years before LA rebuilds, if that two hundred
and fifty billion dollar is currently anywhere near accurate, you
could double or triple that. And that's why I think,
looking at all of the policies that cause this ripple effect,
this domino effect, is a worthwhile undertaking, because this is
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an absolute collapse, utter collapse of state in the government
in California. And just to politicize it a little further,
which I think is perfectly legitimate to do. It's the
failed liberal progressive Marxist policies of California. So all you
Californians with look, my heart goes out to you. I
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can't imagine. I mean, when we faced losing the undisclosed
location because of a forest fire, a wildfire, it was
just the thought of it just left me in tears.
So my heart goes out to you. But I can't
resist reminding you, those of you who did this is
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what you voted for. This is what the majority of
Californians voted for. And for the rest of the country.
Just remember, we have proof. Just look at what these
kinds of liberal progressive Marxists policies bring. When you're too
focused on you know, climate change, when you're too focused
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on environmental impacts, when you're too focused on DEI, when
you're too focused on whatever will program it is that
you've voted for, This is the cost when life hits
you think about that. Be right back, Michael.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
If the wealthy didn't get hit by these wildfires. The
biocracy would slow this down to at least ten years
because you can't get anything done there. So with the
wealthy being hit, their mouths scream louder than anybody, and
their votes are louder because they do so many political contributions.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So only time will tell because they got hit. Yeah,
and then don't forget too, I mean, you're absolutely correct
about all of that. And then think about this. This
is the second largest city in America and it's in
a state that has a growth domestic product that exceeds
many nations in the on the face of this planet.
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And then you're going to have think about how just
effed up it is. It's absolutely amazing. So Colorado, you
need to watch what's going on in California because with
all the dumbass policies that Jared Poulis and the Democrats
out of the Paulit Bureau adopting in this state, we
could easily see the same thing happen here. We've already
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seen the Marshall fire. So you get some horrible disaster
that hits the front range. Yeah, California just not just
not on the steroids that California's on. Doug Bergen is
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doing his confirmation hearing this morning, and the governor was
asked by Senator Mazi Herono again a question that just
listened to this.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Thank you, missus Sherman, welcome. As part of my responsibilities
to ensure the fitness of nominees before any of the committees,
so much, I said, I asked the following two initial questions. Versus,
since you became a legal adult, have you ever made
and wanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal
or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
No, Senator, I have not.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement
related to this kind of conduct?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I have not. This is where we are in the
United States of America today. Did we have a sitting
United States senator whose institution itself I'm not saying she has,
but the people that she works with have engaged in
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unwedded requests for sexual favors and have committed verbal and
physical harassment of a sexual or assault of a sexual nature.
And they have a fund that that uses your tax dollars,
you idiots working your asses off just like Dragon and
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I are that pay our income taxes. Some of that
money goes to pay their settlements. And she has the
audacity to ask a sitting governor, you know, one of
my as a duty to this institution, as a duty
to my country, I have to ask these first two
initial questions.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Thank you, missus Sherman welcome. As part of my responsibilities
to ensure the fitness of nominees before any of the
committees own to.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Ensure the fitness of the nominees, how about the fitness
of you? How about the fitness of senators or congressmen
to serve in those committees? Oh, good grief. And then
Scott Bissent, who's nominated to be the Secretary of the Treasury,
points out very we.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Do not have a revenue problem in the United States
of America.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
We have a spending problem. Oh huh, imagine that. Let's
let's hear those powerful words of the Gospel again.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
We do not have a revenue problem in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
We have a.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Spending problem that historically, for the past forty or fifty years,
revenues federal government revenues have averaged about seventeen to seventeen
and a half percent of GDP, and spending has been
slightly over that leading us to a three and a
half percent budget deficit, which is manageable because we have
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roughly three point eight percent nominal growth, one point eight
percent real growth, two percent inflation today as you stated
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And so stop your spending
Do you think after the last couple of days of
the hearings that we could have the Sergeant of Arms
give a breathalyzer test to the senators asking questions. I mean,
after seeing Senator Harno, come on now, there's.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
A great meme on X I just saw during the
break Pete Haigsa is in the middle, just with that
stoic look on his face, and then around him he's
he's I think it's a still shot. Then around him
you have Christian Gilibran, uh Herono, Elizabeth Warren, who am
(00:45):
I leaving out? Janine Shaheen. We get all of these
women all around him, and they're just they've caught them
all in just those few seconds, you know. And there's
there's thousands you know, well not thousands, there's hundreds of
cameras on you during these hearings and as you talk,
as I do this program, for example, Dragon could be
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in there filming me and at any time he could
take just one frame of the video and I've got
some stupid look on my.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Face, bogger in your nose or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, always so there there's always the chance that you're
going to get a shot of you really looking stupid,
and so they've they've taken like snippets, like three four
second snippets of these women all just screaming at Pete
eggs of as they go through their questioning. Is he
just sits into smiles and just looks at him, you know,
(01:40):
and like I do, and dragging screaming at me or
one of the bosses of scream screaming at me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I just said, the Maga kid he's getting uh, you know, confronted.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Kid with with with the Indians attacking him on the
definitely smirk on his a little smirk. That's right. Uh,
let's see. Just to keep everybody happy. Embodying the phrase
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(02:11):
made from used diapers, currently available in seven retail locations
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Speaker 3 (02:26):
Easy for you to say.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, we'll just call them states in southern Japan. The
paper is enthusiastically seen as an environmentally friendly alternaty for
the island nations bathrooms. I mean, dragon, you've had kids, yes,
you know what baby diapers are like? Yeah, yes, that's
just one of the grossest things in human in human kind.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I think Missus Redbeard right now, because we have the
grandchild who's you know, just over a year old. She
absolutely loves changing diapers because she does like one a week.
So when you know, grandson Lance came over, he had
a total blowout and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She was like, oh, you gotta take a picture of this.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
This is great because it was everywhere. She was just
so happy, so excited. But she didn't have to do
it on a regular basis when they were young anyway,
So this is this is a new fun experience for
her that, like I said, she only does it once
a week, so she gets to celebrate and have fun
with Okay, thirty diapers.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, when you're telling me stories and I listen, but
then you say something, then my brain freezes, okay and
I and I don't hear the rest of the story. Yeah,
I'm now focused back on something you said. Okay, and
that was so Lance has a blowout, uh huh. And
her response is we've got to get a photo of this. Yes,
(03:51):
Missus Redbeard, if you're listening.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You want the photo, I can send it to you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, I no, please for the love of God. I
do not want the photo, but I want her to
see I want her to get counseling. Oh lord, I'm
sorry I brought the subject up. So there's this network
(04:15):
of NGOs and United Nations affiliated groups who are planning
on continuing to use your tax dollars to aid illegal
aliens that are attempting to unlawfully cross the southern border,
despite the election of Donald Trump and his pledge to
(04:37):
tighten the border. So there's this. There's a document that's
been produced by the Regional Interagency Coordination Platform for Refugees
and Migrants of Venezuela. Right, you got that down. Repeat
that title to me again. I'll wait.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Repeat the line.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Regional Interagency Coordination Platform for Refugees and Migrants of Venezuela.
That's a joint project between the United Nations High Commissioner
for Refugees. I get a kick out of this crap.
Everybody's so full of themselves and the International Organization for
(05:18):
Migration also known as the IOM. You in migration.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hey, check your text messages.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh lord, oh oh my my text messages. Oh good grief,
that's disgusting. I've not had breakfast yet. Maybe that's a
good thing. I haven't had breakfast yet. You who took
the photo?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I did?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You? Did you took?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'll get she was I told you she was excited.
She's like, what are this?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Michael says, go here dot com.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No? I really don't. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean, I'll put the diaper story up at Michael says,
go here dot com. But Ye're not a blow out
on my grandson. No.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean, first of all, is that her holding him?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So look how delicately she's holding She she's disgusted by it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Too, a little, but excited.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So she's got it. She has her thumb and her
index finger kind of dittle tightly together and just just
enough of the diaper to pull it down. Now see,
I can't. Now I'm torn between deleting that from my
text messages and leaving that photo in. There is a
reminder sometime about just how strange the Redbeard family can be.
(06:47):
You make me feel more normal every single day. Good.
And of course now there are people out there going,
I know their listeners, saying, oh please post it. I
want to see it. I want to see I want
to see, and I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
There are listeners out there that go, yeah, my wife
did the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh, I don't know that we have any photograph of
either of our children ever pooping or peeing because we
were fascinated by it. I guess we're just weird.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Do you have the sync bathing pictures though? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, of course we have that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
See it's similar.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It is sure. Okay, whatever you say, mister third Floor,
just whatever you say. And of course I'm like you
hear me just snort. Why did you feel compelled to
(07:49):
interrupt me in the middle of the story to send
me that photo and then on air make me start
talking about ask for the photo?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I don't think I asked, Are you certainly did?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't go check check the tape, as they say,
we just.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Asked the gooper, say, did Michael ask for that photo?
I'm pretty sure he did.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you want the photo? Gosh? I wish we could
forgu out how to do the stupid poles, because I'd
like to know how many I'd like to know how
many sick listeners, because I think most of our listeners
are sickos, But how many of them really do want
to see that photo?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
In fairness, we can do a poll but it'll take
twenty four to forty eight hours for that pole to go.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Up up right, And then I think, don't we also
have to get the approval from the pole master.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yes, that's what takes the twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, so I'm not sure if we I suppose it
was just generically where the pole. That just says do
you want the picture posted or not? They might just
approve that. But do you want to do you want
us to post the photo of Dragon's grandson Lance with
a poop blowout diaper posted to Michael says go here
(08:58):
dot com. That might not pass the probably, Yeah, that
might not pass. May I resume where I was?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You don't even know where you are?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't know. I'm thinking about starting the whole thing
over again, because I think anybody else knows where I was.
I know where my mind is right now. I'm really
worried about missus Redbeard.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
See the first grandchild, Like I said, she didn't she
I was a single father, so she is not the
Voice's biological mother, so she didn't get to change any
dirty diapers and have to do them, you know, a
dozen times a day for years. So this is a
whole new thing for her plus first grandchild. Hey, this
is fun because again she only has to do it
(09:40):
once or twice a week.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Do you know how powerful smell is? So the problem
with that photo is I can smell it. I can
smell the damn photo on an on a text, on
an imassage text. I can smell the photo.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And all I wanted to do is, you know, in
forty five minutes or so, leave here and go home
and have a little snack before I go to have luncheon.
I'm going to talk. I'm like somebody's already been to
Taco bell. All right, let me get let me reset
the story. So there's this group of NGOs that are
(10:26):
US based, and they're affiliated with United Nations, and their
plan is to continue to use your tax dollars. This
is the money laundering scheme we've talked about in eighty
illegal aliens as they attempt to unlawfully cross the southern
border despite Trump's pledge to tighten border controls. And as
(10:51):
I said, the two groups are the Regional Interagency Coordination
Platform for Refugees and Migrants of Venezuela, and that alone
is a joint project of the United Nations High Commissioner
for Refugees and the International Organization for Migration. It's a
(11:12):
total of two hundred and thirty NGOs and fourteen un
affiliated agencies. They're going to use their twenty twenty five
funding to support continued mass illegal immigration into this country
that is a counter to the Trump effect. And they've
(11:34):
released their planning document. It calls for one point four
billion dollars of your money, Doge must Ramaswami, we're looking
at you to be budgeted for assisting and estimated. Are
you ready for this number? Two point three million illegal aliens? Dragon?
(11:57):
Can you seriously can you give me a favorable quickly?
Why can you divide one point four billion by two
point three million to see how much that is per
illegal alien that's expected to search into the US across
the Mexican border. Because I'm thinking one point four billion
divided by two point three million might be just enough
(12:19):
to pay them not to come, because we'll pay them
in US dollars. They can take those US they can
take those greenbacks and go back to Venezuela or Haiti
or wherever, and they'll be they'll have enough to live
for several years, so don't come here. Additionally, the twenty
twenty five twenty twenty six Regional Refugee and Migrant Response
(12:40):
Plan is going to fund allocations for different services like
cash assistance, food, health services in order to support the
aliens as they are on their trek through seventeen different
Latin American countries. This is what Trump's going to be
(13:01):
up against. So it's incumbent that Congress recognize that sealing
the border is going to be necessary because while we're
trying to stop the inflow, the United Nations using our
tax dollars that we give the United Nations is going
to be using that money to facilitate them coming to
(13:22):
and crossing the border.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That would be roughly six hundred and eight six hundred
eight dollars apiece correct, So six hundred and eight dollars
in Haiti is probably, I don't know, at least at
least a couple of years of.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Salary. I don't know what they subsist on, but it
can't be very much. Let's see, was there anything else? Oh?
Lance gord A Goodin, a Republican Congress from Texas, has
voiced his intent to collaborate with Trump to stop the
(13:57):
funding from enabling what he calls the threat to national sovereignty.
Now older the year.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just quick note here is of the avantage monthly salary
in Haiti is any between one hundred two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh so six months? Okay, so they get six months,
well six months of sitting around, which is what they
pretty much kind of do. Anyway, So you never been
to Haiti. I've never been to Haiti. Now been to
the Dominican Republican. I've been to Haiti, been the Panola.
(14:30):
If if Trump wants to seal the border, which he does,
which is going to take you know, reallocating funds, it
may actually take deployment of the military, which I believe
will require a waiver of posse commatatas to put American
(14:54):
troops on American soil for a national security purpose. Now,
you can use troops in disasters, in a disaster response
or a disaster recovery phase, you can use troops for that.
But I think to use troops on the border to
literally block people from crossing the border, I think you
(15:15):
have to have possecarmatatis wave in order to do that,
because that's actually a military function that's not necessarily a
humanitarian function. You might be able to argue to humanitarian function,
but I'm not sure the courts would approve it. So
that being said, this is where those is going to
be so important, because if this money's already been allocated,
(15:38):
then I don't think there would be any reason why
you couldn't at least stop those funds funds from being
transferred to the United Nations because it's for the twenty
twenty five budget, so you might be able to impound
those particular funds on the basis of a national security purpose.
This is going to be where I think the second
(16:02):
term of Donald Trump is gonna be much more serious
than the first term, because I think the staffing that
what he's done by the way I read yesterday that
he's already in terms of just appointments, presidents have about
three thousands an average every year of about not every year,
but on average, a president has about three thousand political
(16:24):
appointments they can make. Mate Trump's up to slightly over
one thousand appointments already. He's ready to rock and roll. Dragon.
You don't have a hair on your ass if you
don't post that blowout shot on Michael saysco here dot com.
Don't forget who your audience is.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
See missus Radbeard's not the only sicko that Trucker wants
to see my grandson's poop.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Let's go to the text line ninety two twenty four
says Dragon. When you're grand child grows up, he will
hate you for posting that picture. Fifty four to thirty one, rights, Mike.
Times have changed. Think about what people took pictures of
one hundred years ago and compared to while we take
pictures off today. Then it was great grandmother riding her
(17:15):
horse taking her child to school. Today it's all we
had for breakfast or diaper blowouts. Just saying Jim h
thirty six oh two, Michael, you wonder why this generation
is so self obsessed pictures of these kids pooping. They
have no privacy. Glad I was not born now thirty
(17:37):
six twenty five, Mike, I don't have blowout diaper pictures.
This may be one of your relatives. Dragon thirty six
twenty five, Mike, I don't have blowout diaper pictures, but
you know the real about the debt. I definitely have
pictures of my kids and my grandkids in the process
(17:59):
of moving things along and those are precious pictures of
their little faces straining away. Seriously, think about what it
does to a child's psyche. You're on the toilet, you're straining,
(18:21):
and here pop's dad in. Oh, let me get a picture.
Uh ninety two twenty four. Is that picture considered kitty porn? No,
there's no, there's there's nobs is showing. Nothing is showing. Yeah,
just just the diaper and the theces chimmity Christmas. Oh,
(18:51):
I saw I had a new text message come in.
I quickly opened my eye messages and I still had
it on yours and that stupid picture popped up again.
I've uh, for example, I'm gonna be on like news
Nation this afternoon, so I've been doing. I've been late.
I was on news Max either yesterday or day before,
(19:14):
news Nation again today. I think news Max again tomorrow.
So and it's all about the fires. So I'm doing
this constant uh reading about the fires. And it's unbelievable
some of the stuff that is coming out, including Gavin
Newsom an old video of Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I hate to jump in here, Michael, I just want
to let you know that mister baseball Bob Ucker has
passed away at the age of n.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's sad uh oh. And did I did I tease
the story for tomorrow morning that the that the Moss
Israeli ceasefire may already be falling apart. So be sure
and tune in tomorrow because we'll find out whether or not,
because Israel is already accusing Hamas of renegging on the deals.
(20:08):
So who knows. But back to the fires. You know,
we've taxpayers paid the chief of the LAPD, this woman
named Kristin Crowley that we've talked about before. We paid
her almost half a million dollars a year to be
(20:28):
the chief of the Los Angeles Police Department. Now, if
you think that's expensive, consider the cost of having people
like her in charge. So what's his name? Think? The
head of Black Rock has announced that he believes that
the rebuilding of Los Angeles is going to be possibly
(20:53):
take and I don't disagree with this. I think the
outer limit is probably in some very minor areas or
very specific locations. May be true that he thinks in
some areas it may take up to ten years to rebuild,
but on average it's going to take at least three,
four or five years to rebuild Los Angeles, and I
(21:14):
think it's an absolutely reasonable figure. There were when when
the Bush administration first took office, we were still dealing
with the earthquake that occurred. I forget what baseball game
was being played, but there was a baseball game being
played in San Francisco, and rebuilding some of those highways
(21:37):
did take ten years. I remember stepping into my general
counsel's office and learning about we were still spending money
ten years after the earthquake, still working on some projects
in San Francisco. And while that was a fairly destructive earthquake,
it wasn't nearly as massive or widespread as are these fires. Well,
(22:01):
the New York Post is reporting that, well, let me
just read the paragraph. Los Angeles fire bosses deployed just
a fraction of its firefighters and trucks to the deadly
Palisades fire until it was already out of control, sending
just five, one, two, three, four five of the forty
(22:22):
available fire engines and holding back one thousand firefighters. According
to a damning new report, Well that's going to create
a domino effect, a domino effect of screw ups, and
that domino effect of screw ups is going to make
this crisis actually and has caused the crisis to become unmanageable.
(22:45):
The post continues that officials held off on ordering hundreds
of available fire crews to remain on duty for a
second shift last Tuesday, which would have doubled the manpower
on hand to help battle flames taking hold in the
Pacific Palisades neighborhood. According to internal Fire Department records, despite
being available, no extra engines were ready in the Palisades
(23:07):
region prior to the fire breaking out there. According to
the logs Now. I think it's probably too early to
tally the costs, but the Palisades fire has been blamed
for eight deaths. As the wildfires continue to destroy the area,
they're now estimating damages in multiple of billions. Do you
(23:30):
know how many two hundred and fifty billion dollars in
damages the Fair insurance program in California, the insure of
Last Resort. I forget what the exact number was of
what they have in reserves cash reserves plus the amount
(23:51):
of reinsurance that they have purchased to cover their losses.
Let's just say that's ten billion for their insureds alone.
They're currently facing. You know damages and costs that are
multiple two or three times that. So that's essentially bankrupt,
(24:14):
that's essentially insolvent, and then damage is of two hundred
and fifty billion dollars. Watch out, taxpayers, because insurance companies
are going to pull out. Some insurance companies are going
to barely hang on. Rebuilding's going to take forever, which
(24:37):
means that the cost of that is going to increase.
Just imagine trying to rebuild a subdivision, a subdivision, or
a neighborhood. Let's just take a neighbor Let's spread it
out just a little bit. So in in my neighborhood,
let's just say it was Highland's ranch, which is probably
too large of an area, but let's just take Highland's ranch.
(24:58):
So we have post offices, we have schools, public and private.
We have grocery stores, we have convenience stores, we have
retail outlets, we have retail malls, we have all of
the fast food places. You have all of that plus
the homes, and then all the infrastructure. We have six
(25:21):
lane arterial streets, we have four lane feeder streets, we
have I mean, it's humongous. Now imagine that just completely
wiped out. Now, imagine that, Okay, somebody blows or fires
a starting pistol and everybody wants to rebuild. Imagine what
that does to the cost of all the goods, supplies,
(25:44):
all the services, all the people it's going to take
to do that rebuilding. There's going to be a massive
inflationary cost of that too. And then trying to get contractors,
not just having to be careful about which contractor you
choose use, but is that contract let's say it's one
of the best contractors in the world, They themselves are
(26:07):
going to be pulled in all different directions, and many
will take on too many projects because they see the
dollar signs, so they might start to falter, fall behind schedule,
which further increases your costs, which further delays you're returning
to your home or your business or whatever. So Larry
thinks the guys. So when Larry Think says possibly that
(26:30):
maybe ten years before LA rebuilds, if that two hundred
and fifty billion dollar is currently anywhere near accurate, you
could double or triple that. And that's why I think,
looking at all of the policies that cause this ripple effect,
this domino effect, is a worthwhile undertaking, because this is
(26:55):
an absolute collapse, utter collapse of state in the government
in California. And just to politicize it a little further,
which I think is perfectly legitimate to do. It's the
failed liberal progressive Marxist policies of California. So all you
Californians with look, my heart goes out to you. I
(27:19):
can't imagine. I mean, when we faced losing the undisclosed
location because of a forest fire, a wildfire, it was
just the thought of it just left me in tears.
So my heart goes out to you. But I can't
resist reminding you, those of you who did this is
(27:43):
what you voted for. This is what the majority of
Californians voted for. And for the rest of the country.
Just remember, we have proof. Just look at what these
kinds of liberal progressive Marxists policies bring. When you're too
focused on you know, climate change, when you're too focused
(28:06):
on environmental impacts, when you're too focused on DEI, when
you're too focused on whatever will program it is that
you've voted for, This is the cost when life hits
you think about that. Be right back, Michael.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
If the wealthy didn't get hit by these wildfires. The
biocracy would slow this down to at least ten years
because you can't get anything done there. So with the
wealthy being hit, their mouths scream louder than anybody, and
their votes are louder because they do so many political contributions.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So only time will tell because they got hit. Yeah,
and then don't forget too, I mean, you're absolutely correct
about all of that. And then think about this. This
is the second largest city in America and it's in
a state that has a growth domestic product that exceeds
many nations in the on the face of this planet.
(29:07):
And then you're going to have think about how just
effed up it is. It's absolutely amazing. So Colorado, you
need to watch what's going on in California because with
all the dumbass policies that Jared Poulis and the Democrats
out of the Paulit Bureau adopting in this state, we
could easily see the same thing happen here. We've already
(29:29):
seen the Marshall fire. So you get some horrible disaster
that hits the front range. Yeah, California just not just
not on the steroids that California's on. Doug Bergen is
(29:50):
doing his confirmation hearing this morning, and the governor was
asked by Senator Mazi Herono again a question that just
listened to this.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Thank you, missus Sherman, welcome. As part of my responsibilities
to ensure the fitness of nominees before any of the committees,
so much, I said, I asked the following two initial questions. Versus,
since you became a legal adult, have you ever made
and wanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal
or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
No, Senator, I have not.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement
related to this kind of conduct?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I have not. This is where we are in the
United States of America today. Did we have a sitting
United States senator whose institution itself I'm not saying she has,
but the people that she works with have engaged in
(30:55):
unwedded requests for sexual favors and have committed verbal and
physical harassment of a sexual or assault of a sexual nature.
And they have a fund that that uses your tax dollars,
you idiots working your asses off just like Dragon and
(31:17):
I are that pay our income taxes. Some of that
money goes to pay their settlements. And she has the
audacity to ask a sitting governor, you know, one of
my as a duty to this institution, as a duty
to my country, I have to ask these first two
initial questions.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Thank you, missus Sherman welcome. As part of my responsibilities
to ensure the fitness of nominees before any of the
committees own to.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Ensure the fitness of the nominees, how about the fitness
of you? How about the fitness of senators or congressmen
to serve in those committees? Oh, good grief. And then
Scott Bissent, who's nominated to be the Secretary of the Treasury,
points out very we.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Do not have a revenue problem in the United States
of America.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
We have a spending problem. Oh huh, imagine that. Let's
let's hear those powerful words of the Gospel again.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
We do not have a revenue problem in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
We have a.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Spending problem that historically, for the past forty or fifty years,
revenues federal government revenues have averaged about seventeen to seventeen
and a half percent of GDP, and spending has been
slightly over that leading us to a three and a
half percent budget deficit, which is manageable because we have
(32:41):
roughly three point eight percent nominal growth, one point eight
percent real growth, two percent inflation today as you stated
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And so stop your spending
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