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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more, Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Every day that Trump is in office, he shows how
shameful and useless the Democrat Party is and the feckless Republicans.
He runs circles around him and shows how much they
are just establishment swamp creatures, just fighting for their next term.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I want to ask a simple question and text your
answer to three three ones zero three. The text line
you know, keyword Mike or Michael. Did you find that
last hour beneficial? Did you find an informative? Did you
did you find it helpful or not? Either way there's
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no correct.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Answer, or like me, were you even paying attention?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, yeah, that's true too. Speaking of paying attention, you
want to walk through the numbers we were just talking about.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh yeah, because we're Fox News is up on both
of our studios. You've got Fox News and CNN where
I've just got Fox News in here and your I
got caught on what seventy five thousand homeless or.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Seventy five thousand? The chiron that I saw was that
there seventy five thousand homeless in LA as of last year.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Right, And I said, no, no, no, hold my beer, Michael.
The previous chiron to that was LA spent over twenty
four billion dollars on homeless So if we just do
some real click math over here, twenty four billion into
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seventy five thousand turns out to be they spent three
hundred twenty thousand per homeless person. Three hundred twenty thousand
dollars per homeless person, And I just can't you know,
fifty percent.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Of your salary. So not quite good enough.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
But cluck, I can't let those kind of numbers go.
I want to dive a little bit further and see
what that equates to because I like comparables. Well, I
just google real quick what the average salary in LA is,
and the AI came up with, Well, this average salary
is around seventy two thousands, so that's very low.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But on the high end of the.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Average salary, which I come to believe a little bit more,
is one hundred and fifty six thousand dollars. So they
spent LA spent almost three times as much per homeless
person than an average high end salary in LA.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now let's think about so where do you think that
money went? So you know that a homeless person didn't
get a check for three hundred thousand dollars. So let's
think about what they did get. So they probably got
a little bit of healthcare. They may have gotten, you know,
maybe a tent or something. They may have gotten into
a shelter for a little while, temporarily not permanent. They
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may have gotten a phone, they may have gotten some clothes,
they may have gotten to eat somewhere a little bit.
But still that's not three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Worth administrative cars.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So all your bureaucracy ate up the majority of that money. Now,
let's think about what if instead we had just said
for half that instead three hundred thousand dollars per homeless person,
how about we just give you a check for one hundred,
four hundred and fifty thousand dollars and that's it. That's
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all you're ever going to get now.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And it'll save us as well.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It'll save LA twelve billion bucks, sayed LA.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Twelve billion bucks. They know I'm not saying because I
think they would eventually once again become homeless again. Yeah,
I think they would become homeless again, but not all
of them. One hundred and fifty thousand dollars for some
people is life changing, life altering. Dragon and I were
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talking about during the break about if we were homeless
and somebody gave me three hundred thousand dollars, first thing
I'd do is I go to Camping World or one
of those places, and I'd buy myself an RV of
some sort, because now I've got a home, and I've
got a home that will allow me to go anywhere
I want to go. I might have to get a
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job at the McDonald's or you know, or or might
have to you know, pick up aluminum cans or do
something to get a little cash to buy enough gas
to get from point A to point B. But I
could at least move around. And I you know, propane's expensive.
My god, I just got the bill for the propane
down and the undislows location about choked. When I got that.
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I could buy a little, you know, little prop five
gallon propane tank and I could do a little cooking
and I could survive. And if somebody, if some if,
if somebody gave me some advice about how to do that,
how to manage that money, I could parley it into
maybe sus saying to the rest of my life. But no,
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we spend it on government programs. When you advocate your
compassion to the government, because that twenty four billion dollars,
it didn't come from the money fairy. It didn't come
from a ferry at all. No, it came from a real, living,
breathing human taxpayer. And that taxpayer probably could have taken whatever,
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you know, whatever the universe is of taxpayers that contributed
that twenty four billion dollars probably could have used that themselves,
and probably would have used it more efficiently than some
homeless person had. I would I read some of those
or hear some of those things, or see some of
those things, and then dragon starts to do it is okay.
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You guys always accused me of going down the rabbit hole.
You only accuse me of going down the rabbit hole
because the microphone's in front of me and it's on.
He's sitting back there the whole damn morning, going down
the rabbit hole.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, but mineor few and far between, those are the
ones that I choose.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I know you choose them, But when you do, you
don't have to worry about filling air filling airtime, So
you just take your time and you lotty gag back there.
You're eating your breakfast, you're kind of eating breakfast, digging
around in the numbers, and then and then you throw
it out at me. It's like, oh, guess what.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Check this out. You think this number is bad, let
me give you this number.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Cowenty four billion dollars. Mate, you know, come on, polus,
come on, Mike Johnson, you got some You gotta step
it up, you gotta step it up. Come on, we're
number two. We need to be number one. And that
reminded me of a story that I started to use
for a Michael Brown minute. And I don't have the
exact numbers and in front of me, but the story
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was about, you know, everybody thinks that making six figures,
So getting to one hundred thousand dollars is the goal
of many people. So what do you have to actually
make considering all of the taxes, the fees, the regulations,
you know, everything that you have to take. Oh, you know,
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do you even have transportation to get to and from
that job that's going to pay you one hundred thousand dollars?
How much do you actually have to make in order
to have one hundred thousand dollars? Income in Colorado was
like one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars and that
was and I think it was per city, not a
per state number. So we ranked out of all the
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cities in the country. I think we were in the
top thirty six percent or something like that. But still,
can you imagine what it is in some place like La,
which was number one. I don't remember what the dollar
amount was, but La was the number ones, that most
expensive city to live in and the highest amount you
had to earn just to be able to add one
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hundred thousand dollars. There's this homicidal cult known as the
Zizans Zyse and Zizins. I'm not quite sure that you
pronounce it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Huh, spell it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Ziz i A n s z i z i A
n s. He's looking it up. I'd never heard it before.
I had neither until I ran across this story. Well,
apparently they have an entry in the Transsexual Violence Hall
of Horrors. But the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors, it's
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one of the websites that I go to keeps track
of all of the transsexuals that commit violent crimes, which
proves to me that if you want to start a website,
you can pick out any little, you know, data point
and you can make a website out of it, The
Transsexual Violence Horrors. Anyway, there's some there's somebody on that
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list by the name of Alexander Leatham. He is apparently
so floridly psychotic that he might deserve his own Hall
of Horrors. This comes to us from The Daily Caller. Leathan,
a man who identifies as a woman, accused officers of
not respecting his stated female gender in a California facility
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while shouting words from a written statement on paper. According
to UH reports in the UH Over, the post millennial,
the Zizian culture, which he belongs focuses mainly on veganism, transgenderism,
and what veganism transgenderism and what's the third one? You'll
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never You'd never guess it in a million years. Punching Nazis. Now,
they don't mean Nazis like you know, Adolf Hitler. They
mean Nazis like, well, me, because I'm a white male
conservative like tesla owners, yeah, or like a Tesla owner
who happens to be a white liberal, you know, political person.
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So it's none of this makes any sense. The world
just doesn't make any sense at all. Letham and another defendant,
again according to the Daily Caller were charged in twenty
twenty two and if Island attack on a California landlord
who tried to evict Zizian members living in box trucks
on his properties. Oh maybe they got maybe they did
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get some of that three or twenty four billion dollars,
the three hundred thousand, and they bought box trucks, living
box trucks. Now, this is not the first time that
mister Leatham has reduced a courtroom to theater with his
bizarre behavior. Leatham was last booted from a court proceeding
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in March after he reportedly began showing out and resisting
officers who tried to bring him in via a wheelchair.
He kept yelling over and over, this is a show
trial to coordinate the genocide of transgender people. Really, Now,
he complains that authorities have been hormonally detransitioning him. Are
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you are you surprised by that? I mean transsexualism. Transgenderism
is literally defined by a psychotic delusion gender dysphori So
what do you expect now you can recognize now we're
gonna swerve here from transgenderism to another kind of dumbassery,
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which is the church of the Climate Activists. You can
recognize the congregants in the Church of the Climate Activists
by the trail they leave behind them and a couple
of telltale signs speaking to California, but not La San Francisco.
Human waste, but there's apparently another one dead animals. You
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can recognize the eco nut jobs in the Church of
the Climate Activists because they leave behind human waste and
dead animals. This comes to us from the Guardian. The
Guardian pulls back the curtain on a pair hailing from Denmark,
Oh Denmark, Greenland, Denmark, that socialist utopia that we should
all live under. Fleminghaunsen and Mett Holbock founded their purportedly
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eco friendly retreat Studson's in Land Southern Swedland, Sweden, Zweden,
after claiming to have felt the call of the wild drag,
can'd you ever feel the call of the wild.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
All the time?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Studson's formed of sixteen wooden cottages looking out onto nature,
attractive praise from all these social media influencers, but then
the couple took a powder, leaving behind one hundred and
fifty eight barrels of human waste. Yes, one hundred and
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fifty eight barrels of feces wastewater. There wasn't wastewater. It
was number two. Number one was just left to run
off into the forest. So the eco retreat apparently wasn't
kinder to animals than a or wind turbine. Did you
hear Trump yesterday talked about if you want to see
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he was guiding about wind turbines. I'll see if I
can find the sound bite. He was talking about wind
turbines and said, you know, if you really want to
see a bird cemetery, just go stand under a wind turbine.
That was freaking hilarious. The staff said that multiple animals,
including ducks, peking ducks or pekin pigeon wonder which it was,
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had died as result of being left outside through the
night by the couple, and others were left abandoned after
the owner's vanished Stepsons was declared bankrupt back in March,
and well just last month. In March, and the couple
reportedly registered themselves as living abroad before Christmas. Now they
apparently owe Zeveeden more than six hundred thousand US dollars
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in taxes, but rather than pay what they do, they
ran after Guatemala and now they have a website in
which they gripe about and say this we came very
far from Stadson's. But we also had to realize on
the way that being sole driven entrepreneurs on a mission
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in a country where taxes are some of the highest
in the world and the bureaucracy is relentless, it is
an impossible task. All we ever wanted was to be
part of creating a more beautiful planet. Now, the local
authorities described their actions as environmental crimes. But here's what
I particularly love about the this group. So here are
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a bunch of members of the Church of the Climate
activists and they set up in Sweden. They abscond from Sweden,
run to Guatemala, and then they bitch about. Now, remember
these are left wingers. We also had to realize on
the way from Stedston's in Sweden to Guatemala that being
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sole driven entrepreneurs on a mission. That's what they described
themselves as sol driven entrepreneurs that were on a mission.
But they were in a country where taxes are some
of the highest in the world and the bureaucracy is relentless,
and that makes it an impossible task to be a
sole driven entrepreneur. Wow, economic reality came up and just
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bitslapped them and said guess what. Yeah, you may live
in the utopia of Sweden. They came from Denmark. You
think about this, They've gone from Denmark to Sweden to Guatemala.
How do you do that? Why do you do that? Yeah,
local authorities describe their actions as environmental crimes. Well, we
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shouldn't be surprised. I mentioned Princeton earlier in the program.
It's an Ivy League school. Uh, their most valuable asset
is their reputation for excellence, and that's been developed over centuries.
That's why that Princeton can charge more than ninety thousand
dollars a year for undergraduates to attend the university. But
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now the reputation for excellence is in ruin. WHYDEI has
inflicted such devastation that Eddie Cloud passes for a Princeton professor.
Now bear in mind, this is not a cognitively impaired
thirteen year old who just discovered wokeism. He's an Ivy
League professor.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't know what is going to take for the
American people, for seventy eight million Americans to.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Deal with what motivated them to make.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
The choice to elect this man, Aquin, to make the
choice that will allow these people to undermine every fundamental
assumption we have.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What did you think just being disappeared?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well you'll hear more of it on the other side.
I didn't realize that Trump is disappearing individual. Huh, He's
just about as pain.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon, say Michael. I once
felt the call of the wild. Unfortunately it left a
pretty bad rash. I wouldn't recommend it all right, See
you boys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Were you indeeden? Were you in Denmark or were you
in the Indian Peaks Wilderness? We're Rocky Mountain National Park
and you just couldn't find an out house? Where were you?
Not that we really care, We're just kind of curious.
So back to Princeton. So you send your kid to Princeton.
One of my best friends from high school went to Princeton.
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Unfortunately he's now deceased. But I don't think it has
anything to do with Princeton, although maybe I should check.
May find out tuition averages more than ninety thousand dollars
a year. And this professor Eddie glad Blood Glad, I'm
gonna show you pronounce it actually passes for a Princeton professor. Now,
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I want you to hear what he says to Nicole
Wallace on MSNBC, and you tell me whether this is
an impaired thirteen year old going through puberty or is
this a black man who just discovered Wolkism that just
happens to be an Ivy League professor. Because if you're
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sending your child to Princeton and paying ninety thousand dollars
a year, this is what they're hearing in the classroom.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I don't know what's going to take for the American people,
for seventy eight million Americans to deal with what motivated
them to make the choice to elect this man, Aquin
to make the choice that will allow these people to
undermine every fundamental assumption we have.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
But you can just be disappeared and.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Then they can argue that, you know, our court is
getting the way of their ability to exercise you know,
foreign policy in some ways.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Right.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I don't know what is going to take for seventy
eight million Americans to deal with what motivated them to
make this choice.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
If you want to be just he's not done yet.
He's got a lot more to say. But if as
he said that, I thought, what was my motivation? Well,
my motivation was both positive and negative. My negative motivation
was do you remember who he was running against? Apparently
you can't say his name on the MSNBC, but do
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you know who he was running against? The dits? Yes,
the black female dits. That even when she she was
giving a speech last week somewhere and she started, she
started to tackle again, laughing about how she had lost,
and she doesn't understand that, she doesn't understand how she lost.
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And I thought, well, maybe I'll to record one of
your speeches and listen to it. You're the one that
told the view that there wasn't anything you would change
about Biden's policies, despite rampant inflation, overwhelming invasion by illegal aliens,
despite our our absolute unwillingness to defend ourselves in the
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in the Middle East or anywhere else, your capitulation to China,
all of that stuff, Oh, Joe, I wouldn't change anything.
So I voted against her, and I voted against everything
that the Democrats stand for, and I voted for the
idea that Donald Trump wanted to come in and cut taxes,
revive the economy, deregulate the economy and unleash the American
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spirit kind of you know, idealistic things that have practical effects.
So I'm not sure. I mean this shows I think
just the divide between Now, look, I'm not a Princeton professor.
I honestly think I could be, but I'm not because
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if fat guy can be a Princeton professor, then I
here as the hell can be a Princeton professor. But
good grief, how ignorant do you have to be?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And the choice that they've made, we have to just
be honest, is to literally throw the Republican too the
trash bin.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's like when you go over here to your trash
on your computer and you hit empty trash. That's what
you know. All seventy eight million people that voted for
Donald Trump, they were just over here clicking you delete trash,
empty trash.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
And this is just one example. The terrorists is another.
Right they made the cho Now what was behind it?
We have to grapple with it because it's the snake.
It's it's the beast coiled up in the heart.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
The bosom of the country is fried.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think this guys to being a professor ought to
be an evangelist in a black church. That's what I
think you ought to be. Because he's preaching, baby, and
he's preaching to the choir on the MSNBC.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
What Douglas said and the fact that they are doubling
down on this shows you what kind of human beings
they actually are.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We're despicable human beings. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I even know how you show your face out and work, school, public,
wherever you happen to be today. You should you should
just put it, you know, well, according to him, I
was gonna say, you should just put, you know, like
a mask on, but according to him, you should probably
put a white sheet over your head.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
We chose a felon, who is.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We chose a felon, But we also the other choice
was for a while, to choose a guy who is
pardoning people for crimes that they for which they hadn't
even been convicted yet. Uh, for a guy that we
were told was the you know he is science doctor Fauci,
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the guy who says that I am science was pardon for?
What'd you pardon him for?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
More interested in loyalty? Who's more interested in retribution?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
He was more interested in grift than in democracy. And
we chose a felon because we didn't want to elect
to black women.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh, I see, we finally got to it. We voted
for Donald Trump because we're racist. You can't vote against
a black person based on principles, based on your political philosophy,
based upon their agenda. You can't do any of that.
We need to make politics an elections subject to diversity, equity,
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and inclusion. DEI, I bet that's how he got hired
at Princeton. So to read that.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
To actually explicate that he used to say we would
rather destroy the republic and for that to have happened.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think about it again, How why is the divide
between someone like him and someone like you? Because he
truly I believe he sincerely believes. I don't think this
is an act. He sincerely believes that you voted for
Trump because and this goes back to this acquaintance of
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mine from high school that was on Facebook that I
unfortunately engaged with on Facebook, and I learned my lesson.
Never do that again. It's a no win situation. He
will listen to this, and he will absolutely believe this
that you and I believe and want to destroy this country. No,
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we want to dare I use the words of someone
who's no longer much respecting the Democrat Party named Barack Obama,
at least according to the books coming out about the
the coup that took out Joe Biden. He's not very
well respected. He thinks that we actually want to destroy
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the country, when what I really want to do is
save the country. And I believe that they want to
destroy the country. They want to fundamentally transform the country
into Barack Obama's socialist utopia.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
And until we grapple with it, there's no amount of
protesting I could do.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
There's no amount of resistance.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That could come into play actually force seventy eight million
people to grapple with what motive them to put themselves
in this position.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So, kind of summing it up, Trump's a felon because
he has found guilty of thirty four felony counts of nothing,
in particular by a hypothetical kangaroo court in New York City,
which the convictions will probably be overturned. And quite frankly,
based on those felonies, I don't care. Those were species
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made up, artificial, fake felonies. We chose a Felon because
we didn't want to elect a black woman. Serious, that's
all you got. He He said that we would rather
destroy our own country rather than let a black woman
become president. I guess presumably because we hate every single
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black woman out there just out of sheer nastiness. Oh
you're a black woman. I can't stand you. Don't go away,
I mean, just go away. Which, when you think about that,
is he trying to tell us that Kamala Harris must
have had some sort of qualification to be president other
than the woman of color status that she exploited to
claim as high as she did, despite her conspicuous incompetence
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and her intensely unappealing personality. Professor Glaude's research might at
any time uncover what that qualification for her to be
president might have been, because I think she had zero qualifications.
Can you imagine Kamala Harris now think about Shijing Ping
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and everything that we did in the last time about
Sheijing Ping in China. He's a cage. Then he's a
corner animal, fighting back every which way but loose. Can
you imagine the two of them, Kamala Harris and Eugene
Ping sitting down Can you imagine Kamala Harris or the
team that she would put together going to Dubai or
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where I think they're in the UAE and sitting down
with Putin's people to talk about, Hey, how can we
stop this war? No, she had no desire. She has
no desire to start to stop the war. Do you think
she understands the concept of a tariff or international trade
or a trade deficit? I'm being serious. I honestly don't
believe the woman has the intellectual capacity to understand many
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of those things. But here he is preaching over on MSNBC,
which somehow allows him to want understand other people's motivations,
but does not extend to knowing what the word literally means.
Because Trump has been deporting illegal alien gang bangers, he
proclaims that Americans have chosen to literally throw the Republic
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into the trash bin. No, I don't think he understands
what literally means. The nerve of a Democrat to accuse
Trump of grift in the aftermath of the Biden administration,
and what the Doge team has been revealing is almost
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all inspiring. So I'd say just stick a fork in
the Ivy league, just like the cabal. It has chosen
what Eddie Glad personifies over any claim to any respect
that you and I might have for them. I truly don't.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Wouldn't it be fun to see what happens outside of
a biker bar when people try to be analyze Harley
Davidson motorcycles. I'd pay for tickets to watch that show.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, I like to see that too. So Trump did
something else yesterday, and I think we can all sing
the Hallelijah chorus. Leave it to government bureaucrats to make
comedy not very funny in real life. Have they changed
your shower?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
No, he's doing mine next. They're a little flow, you know,
a little flow. I don't like the sound of that.
You too, I am These showers are horrible. There's no pressure.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
I can't get the shampoo out of my me either.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself.
I feel weak and effectual. I'm not Cramer.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You what about me?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I got the tonight show. Tonight, I'm gonna have to shower.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
In the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Where are you going? I gotta find another shower. They
got you too, This is awful. I'm not mooming.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Cramer. You look terrible.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Look I need the keys to your apartment. I gotta
take a shower. What's wrong with your shower? There's no
water pressure. Why do you just go see Jerry? Jerry's
got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I
know who's got the good stuff. And I need a
bad baby because I feel like I got bugs drawing
up my skin.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are you gonna help me out? Not on my watch.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
You have your pick somewhere.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Joey, You're out of control. You need help. I know
what you're going through. I too, once spell under the
spell of Opium. It was nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I was traveling the Yank Sea in search of a
Mongolian horse hair vest. I got to the market after sundown.
All of the clothing traders had gone, but a different
sort of trader still looked about just the tasty shit
that it took.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Mister Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I
am not addicted to anything. Oh it lay.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.
The price you're soul. And by the way, you have
two five o'clock to clear up to your desk.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You'll fire.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Hey, Crammer, my parents are gonna have to move back
to Florida.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Isn't that great? Yeah, well, I'm really happy for you. Hey,
you're not giving it to me. Man, what's wrong?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
I just took a bath, Jerry, a bath, and it's disgusting.
I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth,
all kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
All around me.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Who are you used to sit in that hot tub, Jerry?
That was superheated water. Nothing could live in that chicken.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Well, this you're not gonna believe. I found out why.
It's testing positive for opium. Poppy seed poppy seed.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Poppy seeds, loaf flow toilets, low flow shower heads. He
signed an executive order yesterday that says, you know, hey,
we're gonna get rid of that regulation, and we need
Congress to act. So here's something Congress could do. I
know they're dealing with reconciliation and tax cuts and everything else,
but how about Congress rescind the law that mandates a
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low flow shower head. Do it for Jerry, do it
for Creamer, do it for all of us who just
want to take a shower like a real shower, and
you're trying to tell me the Trump's out in touch
with the common man.
Good more, Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Every day that Trump is in office, he shows how
shameful and useless the Democrat Party is and the feckless Republicans.
He runs circles around him and shows how much they
are just establishment swamp creatures, just fighting for their next term.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I want to ask a simple question and text your
answer to three three ones zero three. The text line
you know, keyword Mike or Michael. Did you find that
last hour beneficial? Did you find an informative? Did you
did you find it helpful or not? Either way there's
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no correct.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Answer, or like me, were you even paying attention?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, yeah, that's true too. Speaking of paying attention, you
want to walk through the numbers we were just talking about.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh yeah, because we're Fox News is up on both
of our studios. You've got Fox News and CNN where
I've just got Fox News in here and your I
got caught on what seventy five thousand homeless or.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Seventy five thousand? The chiron that I saw was that
there seventy five thousand homeless in LA as of last year.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Right, And I said, no, no, no, hold my beer, Michael.
The previous chiron to that was LA spent over twenty
four billion dollars on homeless So if we just do
some real click math over here, twenty four billion into
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seventy five thousand turns out to be they spent three
hundred twenty thousand per homeless person. Three hundred twenty thousand
dollars per homeless person, And I just can't you know,
fifty percent.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Of your salary. So not quite good enough.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
But cluck, I can't let those kind of numbers go.
I want to dive a little bit further and see
what that equates to because I like comparables. Well, I
just google real quick what the average salary in LA is,
and the AI came up with, Well, this average salary
is around seventy two thousands, so that's very low.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But on the high end of the.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Average salary, which I come to believe a little bit more,
is one hundred and fifty six thousand dollars. So they
spent LA spent almost three times as much per homeless
person than an average high end salary in LA.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now let's think about so where do you think that
money went? So you know that a homeless person didn't
get a check for three hundred thousand dollars. So let's
think about what they did get. So they probably got
a little bit of healthcare. They may have gotten, you know,
maybe a tent or something. They may have gotten into
a shelter for a little while, temporarily not permanent. They
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may have gotten a phone, they may have gotten some clothes,
they may have gotten to eat somewhere a little bit.
But still that's not three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Worth administrative cars.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So all your bureaucracy ate up the majority of that money. Now,
let's think about what if instead we had just said
for half that instead three hundred thousand dollars per homeless person,
how about we just give you a check for one hundred,
four hundred and fifty thousand dollars and that's it. That's
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all you're ever going to get now.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And it'll save us as well.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It'll save LA twelve billion bucks, sayed LA.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Twelve billion bucks. They know I'm not saying because I
think they would eventually once again become homeless again. Yeah,
I think they would become homeless again, but not all
of them. One hundred and fifty thousand dollars for some
people is life changing, life altering. Dragon and I were
(04:07):
talking about during the break about if we were homeless
and somebody gave me three hundred thousand dollars, first thing
I'd do is I go to Camping World or one
of those places, and I'd buy myself an RV of
some sort, because now I've got a home, and I've
got a home that will allow me to go anywhere
I want to go. I might have to get a
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job at the McDonald's or you know, or or might
have to you know, pick up aluminum cans or do
something to get a little cash to buy enough gas
to get from point A to point B. But I
could at least move around. And I you know, propane's expensive.
My god, I just got the bill for the propane
down and the undislows location about choked. When I got that.
(04:51):
I could buy a little, you know, little prop five
gallon propane tank and I could do a little cooking
and I could survive. And if somebody, if some if,
if somebody gave me some advice about how to do that,
how to manage that money, I could parley it into
maybe sus saying to the rest of my life. But no,
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we spend it on government programs. When you advocate your
compassion to the government, because that twenty four billion dollars,
it didn't come from the money fairy. It didn't come
from a ferry at all. No, it came from a real, living,
breathing human taxpayer. And that taxpayer probably could have taken whatever,
(05:38):
you know, whatever the universe is of taxpayers that contributed
that twenty four billion dollars probably could have used that themselves,
and probably would have used it more efficiently than some
homeless person had. I would I read some of those
or hear some of those things, or see some of
those things, and then dragon starts to do it is okay.
(06:01):
You guys always accused me of going down the rabbit hole.
You only accuse me of going down the rabbit hole
because the microphone's in front of me and it's on.
He's sitting back there the whole damn morning, going down
the rabbit hole.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, but mineor few and far between, those are the
ones that I choose.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I know you choose them, But when you do, you
don't have to worry about filling air filling airtime, So
you just take your time and you lotty gag back there.
You're eating your breakfast, you're kind of eating breakfast, digging
around in the numbers, and then and then you throw
it out at me. It's like, oh, guess what.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Check this out. You think this number is bad, let
me give you this number.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Cowenty four billion dollars. Mate, you know, come on, polus,
come on, Mike Johnson, you got some You gotta step
it up, you gotta step it up. Come on, we're
number two. We need to be number one. And that
reminded me of a story that I started to use
for a Michael Brown minute. And I don't have the
exact numbers and in front of me, but the story
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was about, you know, everybody thinks that making six figures,
So getting to one hundred thousand dollars is the goal
of many people. So what do you have to actually
make considering all of the taxes, the fees, the regulations,
you know, everything that you have to take. Oh, you know,
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do you even have transportation to get to and from
that job that's going to pay you one hundred thousand dollars?
How much do you actually have to make in order
to have one hundred thousand dollars? Income in Colorado was
like one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars and that
was and I think it was per city, not a
per state number. So we ranked out of all the
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cities in the country. I think we were in the
top thirty six percent or something like that. But still,
can you imagine what it is in some place like La,
which was number one. I don't remember what the dollar
amount was, but La was the number ones, that most
expensive city to live in and the highest amount you
had to earn just to be able to add one
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hundred thousand dollars. There's this homicidal cult known as the
Zizans Zyse and Zizins. I'm not quite sure that you
pronounce it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Huh, spell it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Ziz i A n s z i z i A
n s. He's looking it up. I'd never heard it before.
I had neither until I ran across this story. Well,
apparently they have an entry in the Transsexual Violence Hall
of Horrors. But the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors, it's
(08:42):
one of the websites that I go to keeps track
of all of the transsexuals that commit violent crimes, which
proves to me that if you want to start a website,
you can pick out any little, you know, data point
and you can make a website out of it, The
Transsexual Violence Horrors. Anyway, there's some there's somebody on that
(09:04):
list by the name of Alexander Leatham. He is apparently
so floridly psychotic that he might deserve his own Hall
of Horrors. This comes to us from The Daily Caller. Leathan,
a man who identifies as a woman, accused officers of
not respecting his stated female gender in a California facility
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while shouting words from a written statement on paper. According
to UH reports in the UH Over, the post millennial,
the Zizian culture, which he belongs focuses mainly on veganism, transgenderism,
and what veganism transgenderism and what's the third one? You'll
(09:52):
never You'd never guess it in a million years. Punching Nazis. Now,
they don't mean Nazis like you know, Adolf Hitler. They
mean Nazis like, well, me, because I'm a white male
conservative like tesla owners, yeah, or like a Tesla owner
who happens to be a white liberal, you know, political person.
(10:13):
So it's none of this makes any sense. The world
just doesn't make any sense at all. Letham and another defendant,
again according to the Daily Caller were charged in twenty
twenty two and if Island attack on a California landlord
who tried to evict Zizian members living in box trucks
on his properties. Oh maybe they got maybe they did
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get some of that three or twenty four billion dollars,
the three hundred thousand, and they bought box trucks, living
box trucks. Now, this is not the first time that
mister Leatham has reduced a courtroom to theater with his
bizarre behavior. Leatham was last booted from a court proceeding
(10:56):
in March after he reportedly began showing out and resisting
officers who tried to bring him in via a wheelchair.
He kept yelling over and over, this is a show
trial to coordinate the genocide of transgender people. Really, Now,
he complains that authorities have been hormonally detransitioning him. Are
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you are you surprised by that? I mean transsexualism. Transgenderism
is literally defined by a psychotic delusion gender dysphori So
what do you expect now you can recognize now we're
gonna swerve here from transgenderism to another kind of dumbassery,
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which is the church of the Climate Activists. You can
recognize the congregants in the Church of the Climate Activists
by the trail they leave behind them and a couple
of telltale signs speaking to California, but not La San Francisco.
Human waste, but there's apparently another one dead animals. You
(12:12):
can recognize the eco nut jobs in the Church of
the Climate Activists because they leave behind human waste and
dead animals. This comes to us from the Guardian. The
Guardian pulls back the curtain on a pair hailing from Denmark,
Oh Denmark, Greenland, Denmark, that socialist utopia that we should
all live under. Fleminghaunsen and Mett Holbock founded their purportedly
(12:38):
eco friendly retreat Studson's in Land Southern Swedland, Sweden, Zweden,
after claiming to have felt the call of the wild drag,
can'd you ever feel the call of the wild.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
All the time?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Studson's formed of sixteen wooden cottages looking out onto nature,
attractive praise from all these social media influencers, but then
the couple took a powder, leaving behind one hundred and
fifty eight barrels of human waste. Yes, one hundred and
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fifty eight barrels of feces wastewater. There wasn't wastewater. It
was number two. Number one was just left to run
off into the forest. So the eco retreat apparently wasn't
kinder to animals than a or wind turbine. Did you
hear Trump yesterday talked about if you want to see
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he was guiding about wind turbines. I'll see if I
can find the sound bite. He was talking about wind
turbines and said, you know, if you really want to
see a bird cemetery, just go stand under a wind turbine.
That was freaking hilarious. The staff said that multiple animals,
including ducks, peking ducks or pekin pigeon wonder which it was,
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had died as result of being left outside through the
night by the couple, and others were left abandoned after
the owner's vanished Stepsons was declared bankrupt back in March,
and well just last month. In March, and the couple
reportedly registered themselves as living abroad before Christmas. Now they
apparently owe Zeveeden more than six hundred thousand US dollars
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in taxes, but rather than pay what they do, they
ran after Guatemala and now they have a website in
which they gripe about and say this we came very
far from Stadson's. But we also had to realize on
the way that being sole driven entrepreneurs on a mission
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in a country where taxes are some of the highest
in the world and the bureaucracy is relentless, it is
an impossible task. All we ever wanted was to be
part of creating a more beautiful planet. Now, the local
authorities described their actions as environmental crimes. But here's what
I particularly love about the this group. So here are
(15:02):
a bunch of members of the Church of the Climate
activists and they set up in Sweden. They abscond from Sweden,
run to Guatemala, and then they bitch about. Now, remember
these are left wingers. We also had to realize on
the way from Stedston's in Sweden to Guatemala that being
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sole driven entrepreneurs on a mission. That's what they described
themselves as sol driven entrepreneurs that were on a mission.
But they were in a country where taxes are some
of the highest in the world and the bureaucracy is relentless,
and that makes it an impossible task to be a
sole driven entrepreneur. Wow, economic reality came up and just
(15:48):
bitslapped them and said guess what. Yeah, you may live
in the utopia of Sweden. They came from Denmark. You
think about this, They've gone from Denmark to Sweden to Guatemala.
How do you do that? Why do you do that? Yeah,
local authorities describe their actions as environmental crimes. Well, we
(16:11):
shouldn't be surprised. I mentioned Princeton earlier in the program.
It's an Ivy League school. Uh, their most valuable asset
is their reputation for excellence, and that's been developed over centuries.
That's why that Princeton can charge more than ninety thousand
dollars a year for undergraduates to attend the university. But
(16:36):
now the reputation for excellence is in ruin. WHYDEI has
inflicted such devastation that Eddie Cloud passes for a Princeton professor.
Now bear in mind, this is not a cognitively impaired
thirteen year old who just discovered wokeism. He's an Ivy
League professor.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't know what is going to take for the
American people, for seventy eight million Americans to.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Deal with what motivated them to make.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
The choice to elect this man, Aquin, to make the
choice that will allow these people to undermine every fundamental
assumption we have.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
What did you think just being disappeared?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well you'll hear more of it on the other side.
I didn't realize that Trump is disappearing individual. Huh, He's
just about as pain.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon, say Michael. I once
felt the call of the wild. Unfortunately it left a
pretty bad rash. I wouldn't recommend it all right, See
you boys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Were you indeeden? Were you in Denmark or were you
in the Indian Peaks Wilderness? We're Rocky Mountain National Park
and you just couldn't find an out house? Where were you?
Not that we really care, We're just kind of curious.
So back to Princeton. So you send your kid to Princeton.
One of my best friends from high school went to Princeton.
(18:15):
Unfortunately he's now deceased. But I don't think it has
anything to do with Princeton, although maybe I should check.
May find out tuition averages more than ninety thousand dollars
a year. And this professor Eddie glad Blood Glad, I'm
gonna show you pronounce it actually passes for a Princeton professor. Now,
(18:41):
I want you to hear what he says to Nicole
Wallace on MSNBC, and you tell me whether this is
an impaired thirteen year old going through puberty or is
this a black man who just discovered Wolkism that just
happens to be an Ivy League professor. Because if you're
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sending your child to Princeton and paying ninety thousand dollars
a year, this is what they're hearing in the classroom.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I don't know what's going to take for the American people,
for seventy eight million Americans to deal with what motivated
them to make the choice to elect this man, Aquin
to make the choice that will allow these people to
undermine every fundamental assumption we have.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
But you can just be disappeared and.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Then they can argue that, you know, our court is
getting the way of their ability to exercise you know,
foreign policy in some ways.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Right.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I don't know what is going to take for seventy
eight million Americans to deal with what motivated them to
make this choice.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
If you want to be just he's not done yet.
He's got a lot more to say. But if as
he said that, I thought, what was my motivation? Well,
my motivation was both positive and negative. My negative motivation
was do you remember who he was running against? Apparently
you can't say his name on the MSNBC, but do
(20:15):
you know who he was running against? The dits? Yes,
the black female dits. That even when she she was
giving a speech last week somewhere and she started, she
started to tackle again, laughing about how she had lost,
and she doesn't understand that, she doesn't understand how she lost.
(20:37):
And I thought, well, maybe I'll to record one of
your speeches and listen to it. You're the one that
told the view that there wasn't anything you would change
about Biden's policies, despite rampant inflation, overwhelming invasion by illegal aliens,
despite our our absolute unwillingness to defend ourselves in the
(20:58):
in the Middle East or anywhere else, your capitulation to China,
all of that stuff, Oh, Joe, I wouldn't change anything.
So I voted against her, and I voted against everything
that the Democrats stand for, and I voted for the
idea that Donald Trump wanted to come in and cut taxes,
revive the economy, deregulate the economy and unleash the American
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spirit kind of you know, idealistic things that have practical effects.
So I'm not sure. I mean this shows I think
just the divide between Now, look, I'm not a Princeton professor.
I honestly think I could be, but I'm not because
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if fat guy can be a Princeton professor, then I
here as the hell can be a Princeton professor. But
good grief, how ignorant do you have to be?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And the choice that they've made, we have to just
be honest, is to literally throw the Republican too the
trash bin.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's like when you go over here to your trash
on your computer and you hit empty trash. That's what
you know. All seventy eight million people that voted for
Donald Trump, they were just over here clicking you delete trash,
empty trash.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
And this is just one example. The terrorists is another.
Right they made the cho Now what was behind it?
We have to grapple with it because it's the snake.
It's it's the beast coiled up in the heart.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
The bosom of the country is fried.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think this guys to being a professor ought to
be an evangelist in a black church. That's what I
think you ought to be. Because he's preaching, baby, and
he's preaching to the choir on the MSNBC.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
What Douglas said and the fact that they are doubling
down on this shows you what kind of human beings
they actually are.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We're despicable human beings. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I even know how you show your face out and work, school, public,
wherever you happen to be today. You should you should
just put it, you know, well, according to him, I
was gonna say, you should just put, you know, like
a mask on, but according to him, you should probably
put a white sheet over your head.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
We chose a felon, who is.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We chose a felon, But we also the other choice
was for a while, to choose a guy who is
pardoning people for crimes that they for which they hadn't
even been convicted yet. Uh, for a guy that we
were told was the you know he is science doctor Fauci,
(23:42):
the guy who says that I am science was pardon for?
What'd you pardon him for?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
More interested in loyalty? Who's more interested in retribution?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
He was more interested in grift than in democracy. And
we chose a felon because we didn't want to elect
to black women.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh, I see, we finally got to it. We voted
for Donald Trump because we're racist. You can't vote against
a black person based on principles, based on your political philosophy,
based upon their agenda. You can't do any of that.
We need to make politics an elections subject to diversity, equity,
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and inclusion. DEI, I bet that's how he got hired
at Princeton. So to read that.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
To actually explicate that he used to say we would
rather destroy the republic and for that to have happened.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think about it again, How why is the divide
between someone like him and someone like you? Because he
truly I believe he sincerely believes. I don't think this
is an act. He sincerely believes that you voted for
Trump because and this goes back to this acquaintance of
(25:08):
mine from high school that was on Facebook that I
unfortunately engaged with on Facebook, and I learned my lesson.
Never do that again. It's a no win situation. He
will listen to this, and he will absolutely believe this
that you and I believe and want to destroy this country. No,
(25:29):
we want to dare I use the words of someone
who's no longer much respecting the Democrat Party named Barack Obama,
at least according to the books coming out about the
the coup that took out Joe Biden. He's not very
well respected. He thinks that we actually want to destroy
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the country, when what I really want to do is
save the country. And I believe that they want to
destroy the country. They want to fundamentally transform the country
into Barack Obama's socialist utopia.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
And until we grapple with it, there's no amount of
protesting I could do.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
There's no amount of resistance.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That could come into play actually force seventy eight million
people to grapple with what motive them to put themselves
in this position.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So, kind of summing it up, Trump's a felon because
he has found guilty of thirty four felony counts of nothing,
in particular by a hypothetical kangaroo court in New York City,
which the convictions will probably be overturned. And quite frankly,
based on those felonies, I don't care. Those were species
(26:47):
made up, artificial, fake felonies. We chose a Felon because
we didn't want to elect a black woman. Serious, that's
all you got. He He said that we would rather
destroy our own country rather than let a black woman
become president. I guess presumably because we hate every single
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black woman out there just out of sheer nastiness. Oh
you're a black woman. I can't stand you. Don't go away,
I mean, just go away. Which, when you think about that,
is he trying to tell us that Kamala Harris must
have had some sort of qualification to be president other
than the woman of color status that she exploited to
claim as high as she did, despite her conspicuous incompetence
(27:33):
and her intensely unappealing personality. Professor Glaude's research might at
any time uncover what that qualification for her to be
president might have been, because I think she had zero qualifications.
Can you imagine Kamala Harris now think about Shijing Ping
(27:54):
and everything that we did in the last time about
Sheijing Ping in China. He's a cage. Then he's a
corner animal, fighting back every which way but loose. Can
you imagine the two of them, Kamala Harris and Eugene
Ping sitting down Can you imagine Kamala Harris or the
team that she would put together going to Dubai or
(28:15):
where I think they're in the UAE and sitting down
with Putin's people to talk about, Hey, how can we
stop this war? No, she had no desire. She has
no desire to start to stop the war. Do you think
she understands the concept of a tariff or international trade
or a trade deficit? I'm being serious. I honestly don't
believe the woman has the intellectual capacity to understand many
(28:38):
of those things. But here he is preaching over on MSNBC,
which somehow allows him to want understand other people's motivations,
but does not extend to knowing what the word literally means.
Because Trump has been deporting illegal alien gang bangers, he
proclaims that Americans have chosen to literally throw the Republic
(28:58):
into the trash bin. No, I don't think he understands
what literally means. The nerve of a Democrat to accuse
Trump of grift in the aftermath of the Biden administration,
and what the Doge team has been revealing is almost
(29:18):
all inspiring. So I'd say just stick a fork in
the Ivy league, just like the cabal. It has chosen
what Eddie Glad personifies over any claim to any respect
that you and I might have for them. I truly don't.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Wouldn't it be fun to see what happens outside of
a biker bar when people try to be analyze Harley
Davidson motorcycles. I'd pay for tickets to watch that show.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, I like to see that too. So Trump did
something else yesterday, and I think we can all sing
the Hallelijah chorus. Leave it to government bureaucrats to make
comedy not very funny in real life. Have they changed
your shower?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
No, he's doing mine next. They're a little flow, you know,
a little flow. I don't like the sound of that.
You too, I am These showers are horrible. There's no pressure.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
I can't get the shampoo out of my me either.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself.
I feel weak and effectual. I'm not Cramer.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You what about me?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I got the tonight show. Tonight, I'm gonna have to shower.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
In the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Where are you going? I gotta find another shower. They
got you too, This is awful. I'm not mooming.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Cramer. You look terrible.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Look I need the keys to your apartment. I gotta
take a shower. What's wrong with your shower? There's no
water pressure. Why do you just go see Jerry? Jerry's
got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I
know who's got the good stuff. And I need a
bad baby because I feel like I got bugs drawing
up my skin.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are you gonna help me out? Not on my watch.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
You have your pick somewhere.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Joey, You're out of control. You need help. I know
what you're going through. I too, once spell under the
spell of Opium. It was nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I was traveling the Yank Sea in search of a
Mongolian horse hair vest. I got to the market after sundown.
All of the clothing traders had gone, but a different
sort of trader still looked about just the tasty shit
that it took.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Mister Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I
am not addicted to anything. Oh it lay.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.
The price you're soul. And by the way, you have
two five o'clock to clear up to your desk.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You'll fire.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Hey, Crammer, my parents are gonna have to move back
to Florida.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Isn't that great? Yeah, well, I'm really happy for you. Hey,
you're not giving it to me. Man, what's wrong?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
I just took a bath, Jerry, a bath, and it's disgusting.
I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth,
all kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
All around me.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Who are you used to sit in that hot tub, Jerry?
That was superheated water. Nothing could live in that chicken.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Well, this you're not gonna believe. I found out why.
It's testing positive for opium. Poppy seed poppy seed.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Poppy seeds, loaf flow toilets, low flow shower heads. He
signed an executive order yesterday that says, you know, hey,
we're gonna get rid of that regulation, and we need
Congress to act. So here's something Congress could do. I
know they're dealing with reconciliation and tax cuts and everything else,
but how about Congress rescind the law that mandates a
(33:28):
low flow shower head. Do it for Jerry, do it
for Creamer, do it for all of us who just
want to take a shower like a real shower, and
you're trying to tell me the Trump's out in touch
with the common man.
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