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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wooo Goober's Day two of our vacation from Michael Danger Brown.
You should go check out some of the posts he
made in the last two days or reposted on X
Very good Michael D. Brown, Very good, Dragon as usual,
You're in charge?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, I mean yeah, that has not changed and will
not change. That's the one constant on the show. The variable,
I guess is whether or not Michael Danger Brown is
I have dubbed him. I think he's embraced the middle
name as well, whether he's going to be here or not.
I mean he's turning into like Johnny Carson. For those
of you that remember, it was in the early nineties.
(00:40):
I think he signed off nineteen ninety two. I remember
I believe Dolly Parton was on his final episode. If
I'm not mistaken, could be wrong, and that could be right.
Bette Midler was maybe both. I think it's Bette Midler
now that I think about it. However, over those last
few years, I mean, Johnny would just kind of mail
it in almost literally.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He would do his show maybe twice.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A week, and then Jay Leno would come in, and
before that it would be Joan Rivers, and there was
a big controversy about that because she went and had
the audacity to take her own show deal from Fox,
which is a very new network at the time. I
want to say, this is late eighties eighty nine somewhere
around there. And Johnny Carson for all of his brilliance
and genius and it's plenty, and he's all my all
(01:22):
time favorite television talk show hosts late night. He could
be very petty and take things very personally, and he
was extremely miffed at Joan Rivers over that. I don't
know that they ever spoke again for his entire life,
and he would pass away in the nineties. But all
indications were she was lined up to be the first
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prime time late night talk show host on television that
was a woman, and of course she was historic and
her comedic career, but it ended up Jay Leno of course,
slid into that chair and would be the host from
that point forward. So to get caught up, because I'm
not I turn my lonely eyes to Dragon Redbeard. So
(02:08):
this is day two. So today's Wednesday. Yes, okay, I'm
trying to do the math in my head. That means
he was off yesterday. John Caldera filled in correct from
the Independence Institute.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yes, real quickly, before you jump in anything else, I
just want to address this text message.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
To thirty three one oh three Sure, okay, text Mike
or Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm assuming this is somebody who was listening to the
podcast that was posted the Situation.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
With Michael Brown or that you can with Michael Brown.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But because this came in around two thirty Michael, awful
start to today's show, the Sperm Races. John Caldera lost
me in less than two minutes. I'm a faithful Michael
Brown listener for six days every week. Let me know
when you're back. I will not listen to one minute
until talent and quality return talk return well.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I regret to inform the audience that is yet to
happen with me sitting in this chair Ryan Juuling, who
you could find two to four pm weekdays, Ryan Schuling
live on this very station.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
To address the retort to the yeah, what's up with
that extra lay left? Do you really think Michael would
have shied away from sperm racing stor?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, he would not.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You must be new here if you think that he
wouldn't stoop so low it's to talk about sperm racing tube.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So low. Is there such a thing when it comes
to Michael Brown? Is there a level to which he
would not stoop? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Dragon, So wait, he's gone Tuesday, Wednesday, but not Monday? Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, he was here Monday, right, Yeah, all was well
and then he disappears. Why Why was he here Monday?
Why be here Monday? That's that's part of That's what
I would like to know.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I mean, he's got, you know, eighteen weeks of vacation
a year, so I mean, he might as well take some.
But he likes working. He had a speaking engagement in Chicago,
so he went to.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh did he now? Yeah, I'm so glad you shared
that information with me. Is it a coincidence that Michael D.
Brown and one Joseph R. Biden we're both scheduled to
appear and speak in Chicago?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Weird? Now?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that speech yesterday or today? Or what was yesterday?
It was yesterday at the university or something? Sure it
really happened. Well, I guess I was going to save
this for later and maybe I'll play it again later
in the show because it's four hour odyssey that we're
on here. It's longer than Gilligan's Island three hour tour
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and we hope you come back from this one. And
if you were stranded on an island with Ginger and Marianne,
I guess that wouldn't be so bad. Another favorite topic
of John Calderas, by the way, that we have pondered,
I think at least three times when he's filled in
either for Dan Kapla says, do you prefer Ginger or
Mary Anne Ginger? Well, I mean, look, who's talking fellow
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Ginger that you Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know. That was a tough one.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think when I was younger it was Ginger, but
then I don't know. As I got older, I got
to appreciate Marianne and then Don Wells apparently had a
dust up with a former boss of mine that I'm
not too fond of, so that kind of won her
special points in my heart as well.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But she has since past.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, like I said, there's there is a bit an
item that I created with Michael Brown, and this was
pre Dragon era. So if you're following the chronology of
the situation with Michael Brown, this dates back to his
two to four PM days, and this tells you how
long that Joe Biden's been senile and not with us
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and suffering in the throes of dementia. We came up
with the moment of Biden and this happened to occur
in Chicago yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was this the same conference?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Was Mike Brown invited to the same conference as Joe Biden?
Was he like one of the leadoff hitters to bring
in Joe Biden, Mark Grulsa, It's in my head, Oliver Twist.
I've still try to get over the fact that Michael
Brown very well could have been the B or C
lister behind Joe Biden on the whole docket of speakers
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wherever this was. I can't imagine that those two would
be invited to the same place to speak. Now, the
first part of that may have sounded confusing. Bruce Springs,
the Shacks, Shock Shack, the Supernome, that's my best sprig Sea,
I've never tried Bruce sprigsty be possible.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Adam Sadler does a very good like this.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But they were playing the music I believe that was
Springsteen far too loud, and Biden didn't know, didn't care,
didn't realize, started popping off delivering his speech and nobody
could hear him.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Did anybody really care?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That remains to be debated, But in this delivery, he
did the whole pause when he got angry, and we
had all the Biden greatest hits there.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
He had like two speech, a soft speaker kind of whisper.
There were colored kids on the boss like, hey, we
do like and he.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Slipped the part you couldn't hear if you go back
and watch the video, is he caught himself from saying
quote unquote colored kids, my goodness, and then went back
into the black kids, you know, the poor kids. Like
just avoid the topic all together. If you were a
Biden handler, and God love you if you were, there
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had to be certain things that as you coached him
or try to manage him through his speeches, you needed
to avoid, like landmines, anything numbers related. Cannot do that,
cannot go there, cannot allow the president uh two hundred
and thirty five trillion billion bazillion, it was a kajillion
(08:05):
well what point twenty what jigawatts? Like, oh, my god,
and anything pertaining to nomenclature that may be ooh a
bit dated in its reference points for a guy that
was born of the silent generation, folks, Joe Biden's too
old to be a baby boomer. He was born during
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World War Two to be a boomer. That was the
boom that came back after my grandfather served in England.
And lo and behold, my father was born in nineteen
forty seven. That makes him a baby boomer. But Biden
was not. He was too old for that. It's too
old for a lot of things. But they roll him
out for this speech in Chicago where Michael Brown was
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apparently introducing him or something like that, and he looked
like he was on death store. And I know that's,
you know, not something that's breaking news to all of you,
but he looked even worse than when he left the presidency.
You would think he'd go to rehelbuth Beach in Delaware,
he gets some son that he did like during his presidency.
He gets some rest and they keep him in the
(09:09):
crypt and then they roll him back out here and
he just wasn't coherent. He lost his train of thought.
He trailed off, and they said, well, anyway, And Dana
Carvey has really nailed this in his impression of Joe
Biden as well.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And then he keeps going back to his eye. I
better ask say anything. I'm going to get in trouble, get.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
In trouble with who, with whom he's the president of
the United States. I just don't understand it. Dragon, I
often forget this when I'm with you. So the text
line for Brown is different. He's got his own you know. Yeah,
he thinks he's special. So it's three three one zero three. Yeah,
and you have to text Mike or Michael or Mike
(09:50):
or Michael.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
There we go to start off.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, I'm glad that I had you as my safety
net for that, and we'll get into those texts coming
up in the next segment.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So number one, more time for the text line Star
three to three one zero three.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Three one zero three, text Mike or Michael. Ryan Schuling
filling in. I have a bevy, a corny coopia, if
you will, a plethora, a smartasboard of guests that we
will hear from throughout today's program. It's a litany of stars,
including one of the newly declared candidates for governor on
the Republican side. My conversation with Greg Lopez, and I'll
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be presented to you in two parts. Will spread that
out over the four hour program. But there's already been
one declaration over the past week that has garnered attention
and headlines on the Democratic side. Poor Phil Nunne the Wiser,
the Attorney general for the state of Colorado. He thought
he had the upper hand and he would be sailing
to victory in the primary to become governor of this
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great state. He was going to declare a legal warfare
against Donald Trump that worked so well the last time
around in the twenty twenty four election. And then lo
and behold from up on high and we'll have this
coming up from Rob Dawson. It's a doozy. The Master's
happened over the weekend and Michael Bennett decided to recreate
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his own Master's experience by walking down the eighteenth green
of a golf course and it took like five minutes
for him to appear in front of cameras at a
lectern to announce that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
He Senator Michael Bennett was good, You're gonna be running
for government.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Okay, we could do this. You think I'm making this up?
I precid Yes. Counselor Mackie from South Park. Caitlyn Collins
CNN asks him a very simple question here and he
turns it into a very convoluted and complicated answer. I'm
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gonna play just a question and see if you can
answer it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He would not accept donations from billionaires going forward?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
You would not accept donations from billionaires going forward?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So, any of you listeners out there, if Caitlin asked
you that question, your response would be what, No, I
will not accept donations from billionaires. I don't want to
be beholden to those interests and have that corrupt bargain. Well,
he can answer any one of a number of ways.
So let's see how Michael Bennett chose to answer it.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well, I.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Have I'm one of the very few members of the
Senate who does not accept corporate pack money. For example,
I don't accept I don't, so I'm not I if
you're asking about independent expenditures of billionaires, I haven't thought
that through because I'm not in a position to be
(12:44):
able to make a judgment about that. I'm not sure
I'm missing your misunderstanding your question.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I think you're misunderstanding this question. Let's go back and revisit.
But this is a very complicated difficult question.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't know. Maybe he's got a point.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You would not accept donations from billionaires going forward, Is
that what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I don't think that leaves a lot of open room
for interpretation their Senator Bennett.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Uh, yeah, just some thing I'm understanding you is a
really complicated question.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Here's Dana lash Jesse Waters last night responding to Michael
Bennett's answer.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What was that answer right there?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Dana, Gosh, that was so awkward.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm like balling my hands up like listening to this
because I don't know if you can die from second
hand cringe.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But I think we just did.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That was really bad. I mean, you've got to have
a better answer than that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Come on, you've been in Congress. Come on. This is
the best that the Democratic Party has to offer in
the race for governor in the state of Colorado. Now,
I know Jared Poulis has no great shakes, and I
think his political future ends at the conclusion of his
term as governor.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He has just.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Decided to sign the most egregious overreach of government power
in violation of your Second Amendment rights in American history
at the state level. The only other law that compares
it's on the books right now is in Washington, d C.
And that, of course is the District of Columbia. That
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is not a state. Even the state of Illinois, even
the state of California with Chicago and Los Angeles respectively,
which are still off the charts when it comes to
gun crime. Not even those two states have a gun
law that's on the books that is as extreme as
the one that was just passed through the House and
the Senate and the General Assembly and sign into law
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under cover of darkness, behind closed doors special invite access
only designated cameras for the occasion were assigned than Jared
Polus just did was Senate Bill twenty five Dash zero
zero three. I've had many conversations on my program about
this total breach and overreach of American Second Amendment rights
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here in the state of Colorado, and I'm sure Michael
Brown has had some thoughts about this as well, being
the gun enthusiast that he is. But Jared Polis basically
decided in that moment. I can't believe that he's not
aware of what that would do to him politically, but
it has sunk any general election gravitas or potential that
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he might have in running against a Republican for president
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
It has put him in the far left lane.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
There are already a whole bunch of maniacs in the
far left lane. You've got Bertie Saunders, who's a scentless apprentice.
Aoc is waiting in the wings, and she is zany left.
You even have Gavin Newsom tacking toward the center going
on with Bill Maher hosting his own podcast with Charlie
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Kirk and Steve Bannon, talking to the likes of those
far right voices as he would term them, and he
is trying to find a center lane on transgender issue.
And this bill, this law puts Jared Polis to the
left of Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Morn fare face more than ding Dong.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Hey, guys, I'm just wondering, are we going to talk
about sperm races again this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
That was awesome? What do you call you, ferret face
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Michael is ferret face. I'm ding dong, oh is he? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, this seems to be a really controversial topic. And
I'm so glad that Dragon brought it to my attention
because I'm in the woods on this. This text I
believe is about that and you could send years along
at three three one zero three, It says Mike in
regards that texture, Brownie would have been funny about it.
At least Caldera just was blah. Does that make any
(16:52):
sense to you?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah? I mean both Michael and I probably would have
taken a few jabs at the sperm racing and cal
there was.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
He was pretty raw.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And unfiltered, like the honey of Colorado. Now for cal there,
I find the man hilarious. First of all, Oh yeah, totally.
He's a very funny guy. But are we just talking about,
you know, the sheer mathematics of it all?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
And it was an actual thing. It's the magic of life.
It's like sperm races or something. It's an actual thing
you can bet on and watch, you know. It's it's like,
wait a minute, huh, what kind of degenerate gambler do
you have to be? This is where you've turned and
this is what you're betting on. Wow, that's that's the bottom.
(17:38):
I think that's the bottom. Michael, where are you? He
is in Chicago and I got this post I was
able to find on his personal Facebook page, and I
am lucky enough to be friends with him in quotes
on there because he would never meet up with me
in public, heard about this place and showed up last
night Sands Reservations. Turns out made D has relatives and
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done a little convo, smile, be nice, and an otherwise
impossible situation results in a small table in the corner and.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Some amazing pizza. Btw. And I say it that way
because the kids do. If he watched the video and
the news report below when the actor comes from the
bear walks in, gets the pizza, the mayor D he
meets with is the guy with relatives in Colorado. Small
world connections pays off eight while others waited. That's an
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actual post from Michael Danger Brown. It says the bear
on Hulu drives even more to Peacod.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How do you say this? No idea? Peaquad p e
q u o D Peacadd's Picad Peacadd's.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Pizza, Chicago restaurant with locations in Lincoln Park, Morton Grove.
Why did he could have gone to Morton's. I think
Ditkaz is still there in Chicago. I love Chicago so
growing up Midwest boy that I was, even though I
hated the teams in Chicago because I'm a Detroit guy.
But Chicago is like the hub. It's like the capital
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of the Midwest. You know, you don't have Chicago. You
know New York, you don't have the LA And Denver's
the capital of the Mountain West. I would say we're
the hub for everything going on in the Rockney Mountains.
But yeah, Chicago is where everybody goes for the big
entertainment and the second city. And Michael Brown speaking leading
into Joe Biden, I guess and I got some friendly
(19:27):
texts from Alexa about Michael Brown. He says, I was
glad to find some commonality with some of the faculty
and students at the University of Chicago today.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But oh, there was divergence. It was a.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Thousand mile wide divide, and I'm not sure it could
ever be converged, nor do I want to converge it
in those instances. If this was a marriage, there would
be irreconcilable differences. Oh wow, Brown giving us some insight
as to his appearance at University of Chicago today.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That was a finalist on the list.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
For my knee to go to college there, but she
ended up going to hope, and I congratulate her for that.
But this conference that he was at apparently, I mean
I was joking about this, but it was not the
same one that Joe Biden was at. I read the
reservations that he skipped the skipped the line, though, what
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do you think he is?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who does he think?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He thinks's Michael Brown with the major damer undersecretary right
that weight.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Around And here's more pictures from Michael's trip. I hope
he talks about this as like a full report coming
back the politics of disasters, which sometimes seems redundant.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That's good. That's good by Michael Brown. And that's apparently
from his Instagram. He uses Instagram. I think the Lienberger's
use it more than he does, right, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
And then, uh, former President Biden also in Chicago yesterday.
What are the odds that they would both be there
delivering speeches? Biden's was the keynote address? Was was Michael
Brown the keynote address? It's Michael Brown. Probably not an
ouch ouch? Oh, come on, this is the Advocates Counselors
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and Representatives for the Disabled conference. That's where Joe Biden spoke.
So two different things. Okay, I'll send us your text
at thirty three one to oh three? Did I get
that right? I think I did, And Alexis says, well,
look who's up before six am?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Happy Wednesday? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I stopped by McDonald's, which I know Michael Brown likes
to do. And he get a diet coke like at
any hour, right?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Correct? Yeah? And sometimes two. Does he drink coffee at all?
I don't think he does. No, just a diet coke.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I had myself an iced coffee, sugar free vanilla. It
was delicious. Ginger's rock, Alexis says, soci is one.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So is Dragon.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I like this one from the Ginger and Marianne discussion.
H Dragon is very much Ginger. As I got older,
I preferred mary Anne, but no disrespected Ginger. This texter
says missus Howell. She's old and filthy, rich, smart. But
what do you do with Thurston Howell? How do you
solve that part.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Of the riddle. There was an accident. It's a desert island. Happened. Yeah,
this is going now.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I gotta preface this in context with what Joe Biden,
the former President of the United States, said at the
conference in Chicago, talking about being a fourth grader on
a bush talking what they're.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Called colored kids.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
What they called colored kids doesn't mean you had to
repeat it, Joe.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Poor kids are just as bright and just as tow
as white kids. Oh that was rough, I remember that one.
Then he then he.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Tried to save Asian kids, all the kids, the kids
of the world, unite.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'm headed down to the office this morning. I got
some quote unquote colored kids who work for me. I'm
gonna make sure they are lifted up and are not segregated.
He is such a phony and a fraud. This is
a guy, Joe Biden. Not that we have to tap
dance on his political grave here, but just for old
times sake, he made conference with the most segregationist, racist,
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Southern Democrat senators in that political body in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And he was proud of it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He bragged about it into the two thousands, I think
even into the twenty twenty campaign. My goodness, oh my god,
says this Textter hadn't heard any of Biden's speech yet.
It sounds like they wheel him out from the old
folks home, let him ramble, and everyone was just laughing
and letting him go on because he's the senile old
man just doing his thing.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, it's don't tell grandpa he's lost his mind. Just
let him think he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Are you talking about Michael Bennett?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Karen Hyde says, is Benett gonna ask police? Take a sentence,
See what do you think? And don't the people of
Colorado don't have to vote for a new senator to
replace Bennett.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This was in the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This was in the Denver Post yesterday, the Denver Post.
This is a left leaning publication that's putting it mildly.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They were calling him out.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Say, wait a minute, he's running for governor, but guess
what he's holding onto his Senate seat. Why would he
do that if he thinks he's going to win the
governor's race, which let's call it. If we're going to
be degenerate gamblers here, the smart money right now would
be on Michael Bennett to win the Democratic nomination and
become the next governor of Colorado. I hate it as
much as you do, but get ready for it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Brace for it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
In the event that he holds onto his Senate seat
through the gubernatorial race through the primary through the general
election gets elected sworn into office. He prevents Jared Polus,
who would have that constitutional authority. As Ron DeSantis replaced
Marco Rubio, who assumed the Secretary of State's role in
the Trump administration, Governor rond De Santis had the power
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to appoint Rubio's replacement kill Jared Poulos Leave's office. He
would have the power to appoint Michael Bennett's replacement if
Senator Bennett abandoned his Senate post to run for governor.
But he's not doing that. Why wouldn't he do that?
One reason would be he fears that he will lose.
I don't think that's a valid fear. I think there's
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a better than average chance, much better that he is
going to win.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'm gonna wish for the opposite. But let's just play
that out. He's sworn and his governor and now he's
got to relinquish his Senate seat. Well, then governor elect
and then Governor Bennett.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Would appoint his own successor. And what does that do.
Dan Kaplas made this point yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
It opens the door for Rob Blogoyevitch kind of pay
to play scenario where he was looking to fill Barack
Obama's Senate seat, and it was going to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
The highest bidder.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Typical backdoor, dirty cigar filled room politics. Good, okay, it's
the only explanation that holds any water, and it's a
real one. It is immoral, it is unethical.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It's not illegal. It's not illegal. He can do it,
but it gives the appearance of impropriety.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It opens Pandora's box to corruption of Well, how will
Michael Bennett decide who he appoints as his own successor
in this nepotism filled kind of sphere that he resides.
Some are suggesting, and I think smartly so, that well,
he didn't want Joe Negoose to get into the race.
It's very popular house representative from the district north of
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US in Fort Collins, And so as a means of
brokering a deal, perhaps is the theory. What's working theory?
Let's test it out. What do you think he promises
Joe Goose the Senate seat if he'll just keep his
powder dry, stay out of the governor's race, clear the
deck for Michael Bennett and wait his turn.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I don't like the sound of that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I don't like the smell of that, and I have
a feeling a lot of Coloradin's even Democrats are not
going to like that. One'll take this time out. We'll
wrap up our number one. We come back more of
your texts at three three, one zero three and Rob
Dawson calling the introduction of Michael Bennett to his press
conference last week as set to the tune of the
Masters from over the Weekend, which Rory McElroy won for
(27:17):
the very first time. Ryan Shooling filling in, you're listening
to the situation without Michael Brown.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Super Shoe, the Shoeminster, Ryan's Shooling and sperm Racing talk
super shoe in the morning, in the afternoon, what a
fricking street.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
It's a double dip. And you're welcome America.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Appreciate that, and appreciate you, and appreciate that talk back
and you can send those along as well. There's a
description of how you do that at the beginning of
I think every hour of this program. Correct, but it's
on the app and there's a red microphone button.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Correct, that's the short version. Use it. Keep it about
what thirty seconds or less?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Though?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Right? Correct? All you can get is thirty seconds, it'll
cut you off. Brevity is this of wit per Shakespeare?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Less is more, make it piffy, as Bill O'Reilly used
to say before he was crumbled in disgrace under the
weight of his own.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Tom foolery, shall we say, in the workplace.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And apparently John Caldera was guilty of tom foolery talking
about these these sperm races whatever they are, yesterday, and
it really offended one of the listeners, which I can't
square that in my mind, a regular listener of this program.
The situation Michael Brown with Michael D.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Brown and Dragon. Yeah, thus you were offended. Okay, I
don't know. Well I promised this so on to deliver.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
This is the memorable Rob Dawson description of Michael Bennett.
Rob was there as he announced his candidacy for governor,
and that.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Lands on the perfect placement and what he dreamed of
all weekend becomes a reality. Michael Bennett appointed to the
Senate in two thousand and nine, elected in twenty ten,
re elected in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty two, now
announce he's running for governor. This makes the stroll up
City Park not a bad place to be. It's a
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great place. He has not been in this position in
this state often, but when he has, it has worked
out for him. His wife and daughter eagerly awaiting this
final put a full circle moment for Ben at a
stone star for East High School, where he was the
DPS superintendent. Now's a chance to go to the gold Dome,
nettled inside the snowcapped Rocky mountains.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Rob Dawson eminently talented, and I kind of provide him
whether it's this program filling in my own with his
own sandbox to play in, because Rob can't do that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
The parody over on the serious news station KOA working
for Kathy Walker and God love him over there. They're doing,
you know, serious work.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But this was a humorous moment, and he really drew
the dander of Michael Bennett asking him last week about
you know, whether or not he's been to Colorado enough
and whether or not the people of Colorado know who
he is by your.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Credits, say that you don't spend enough time when he
stayed and some people may not really know you.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
Do you feel like and I think that's just absolute nonsense.
There isn't anybody who has spent more time in Colorado
that I have as a statewide elected official. There's anybody
who spend more time in rural Colorado than I have.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
And that's been one of.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
The greatest joys of my public service, and I look
forward to continue it. That is a ridiculous statement in
my view.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
You spoke a lot about fighting treat like Trump isn't,
so why not let me say one other thing.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
I also think there isn't anybody in Colorado who's better
situated to bring us all together, whether we're urban or rural,
whether we are on the Western Slope or the Eastern
Plains or in Metro Denver, to convene Colorado to have
the important discussions that we need to have to be
able to build a future where all of our kids
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can stay here and where people feel like they can
work hard and get ahead.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So that's how I answer your.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Question, Michael Bennett. You could tell he was agitated. He
cut off the young lady.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Do you think you're gonna fight Trumpet?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
A hold on, I'm not done answering this guy's question.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
He's really got me pissed off.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay, you could tell, And that's what I let Rob
dust And then when he came out of that. That
is how you know that you did your job. You
got to him that's stuck. If you were to do
the old trick that Johnny does on Jesse Waters program,
hold up a photo of Michael Bennett on the sixteenth
Street mall, would anybody know who he is?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
No? No, they would not
Wooo Goober's Day two of our vacation from Michael Danger Brown.
You should go check out some of the posts he
made in the last two days or reposted on X
Very good Michael D. Brown, Very good, Dragon as usual,
You're in charge?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, I mean yeah, that has not changed and will
not change. That's the one constant on the show. The variable,
I guess is whether or not Michael Danger Brown is
I have dubbed him. I think he's embraced the middle
name as well, whether he's going to be here or not.
I mean he's turning into like Johnny Carson. For those
of you that remember, it was in the early nineties.
(00:40):
I think he signed off nineteen ninety two. I remember
I believe Dolly Parton was on his final episode. If
I'm not mistaken, could be wrong, and that could be right.
Bette Midler was maybe both. I think it's Bette Midler
now that I think about it. However, over those last
few years, I mean, Johnny would just kind of mail
it in almost literally.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He would do his show maybe twice.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A week, and then Jay Leno would come in, and
before that it would be Joan Rivers, and there was
a big controversy about that because she went and had
the audacity to take her own show deal from Fox,
which is a very new network at the time. I
want to say, this is late eighties eighty nine somewhere
around there. And Johnny Carson for all of his brilliance
and genius and it's plenty, and he's all my all
(01:22):
time favorite television talk show hosts late night. He could
be very petty and take things very personally, and he
was extremely miffed at Joan Rivers over that. I don't
know that they ever spoke again for his entire life,
and he would pass away in the nineties. But all
indications were she was lined up to be the first
(01:46):
prime time late night talk show host on television that
was a woman, and of course she was historic and
her comedic career, but it ended up Jay Leno of course,
slid into that chair and would be the host from
that point forward. So to get caught up, because I'm
not I turn my lonely eyes to Dragon Redbeard. So
(02:08):
this is day two. So today's Wednesday. Yes, okay, I'm
trying to do the math in my head. That means
he was off yesterday. John Caldera filled in correct from
the Independence Institute.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yes, real quickly, before you jump in anything else, I
just want to address this text message.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
To thirty three one oh three Sure, okay, text Mike
or Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm assuming this is somebody who was listening to the
podcast that was posted the Situation.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
With Michael Brown or that you can with Michael Brown.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But because this came in around two thirty Michael, awful
start to today's show, the Sperm Races. John Caldera lost
me in less than two minutes. I'm a faithful Michael
Brown listener for six days every week. Let me know
when you're back. I will not listen to one minute
until talent and quality return talk return well.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I regret to inform the audience that is yet to
happen with me sitting in this chair Ryan Juuling, who
you could find two to four pm weekdays, Ryan Schuling
live on this very station.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
To address the retort to the yeah, what's up with
that extra lay left? Do you really think Michael would
have shied away from sperm racing stor?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, he would not.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You must be new here if you think that he
wouldn't stoop so low it's to talk about sperm racing tube.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So low. Is there such a thing when it comes
to Michael Brown? Is there a level to which he
would not stoop? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Dragon, So wait, he's gone Tuesday, Wednesday, but not Monday? Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, he was here Monday, right, Yeah, all was well
and then he disappears. Why Why was he here Monday?
Why be here Monday? That's that's part of That's what
I would like to know.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I mean, he's got, you know, eighteen weeks of vacation
a year, so I mean, he might as well take some.
But he likes working. He had a speaking engagement in Chicago,
so he went to.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh did he now? Yeah, I'm so glad you shared
that information with me. Is it a coincidence that Michael D.
Brown and one Joseph R. Biden we're both scheduled to
appear and speak in Chicago?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Weird? Now?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that speech yesterday or today? Or what was yesterday?
It was yesterday at the university or something? Sure it
really happened. Well, I guess I was going to save
this for later and maybe I'll play it again later
in the show because it's four hour odyssey that we're
on here. It's longer than Gilligan's Island three hour tour
(04:45):
and we hope you come back from this one. And
if you were stranded on an island with Ginger and Marianne,
I guess that wouldn't be so bad. Another favorite topic
of John Calderas, by the way, that we have pondered,
I think at least three times when he's filled in
either for Dan Kapla says, do you prefer Ginger or
Mary Anne Ginger? Well, I mean, look, who's talking fellow
(05:08):
Ginger that you Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know. That was a tough one.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think when I was younger it was Ginger, but
then I don't know. As I got older, I got
to appreciate Marianne and then Don Wells apparently had a
dust up with a former boss of mine that I'm
not too fond of, so that kind of won her
special points in my heart as well.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But she has since past.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, like I said, there's there is a bit an
item that I created with Michael Brown, and this was
pre Dragon era. So if you're following the chronology of
the situation with Michael Brown, this dates back to his
two to four PM days, and this tells you how
long that Joe Biden's been senile and not with us
(05:49):
and suffering in the throes of dementia. We came up
with the moment of Biden and this happened to occur
in Chicago yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was this the same conference?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Was Mike Brown invited to the same conference as Joe Biden?
Was he like one of the leadoff hitters to bring
in Joe Biden, Mark Grulsa, It's in my head, Oliver Twist.
I've still try to get over the fact that Michael
Brown very well could have been the B or C
lister behind Joe Biden on the whole docket of speakers
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wherever this was. I can't imagine that those two would
be invited to the same place to speak. Now, the
first part of that may have sounded confusing. Bruce Springs,
the Shacks, Shock Shack, the Supernome, that's my best sprig Sea,
I've never tried Bruce sprigsty be possible.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Adam Sadler does a very good like this.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But they were playing the music I believe that was
Springsteen far too loud, and Biden didn't know, didn't care,
didn't realize, started popping off delivering his speech and nobody
could hear him.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Did anybody really care?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That remains to be debated, But in this delivery, he
did the whole pause when he got angry, and we
had all the Biden greatest hits there.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
He had like two speech, a soft speaker kind of whisper.
There were colored kids on the boss like, hey, we
do like and he.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Slipped the part you couldn't hear if you go back
and watch the video, is he caught himself from saying
quote unquote colored kids, my goodness, and then went back
into the black kids, you know, the poor kids. Like
just avoid the topic all together. If you were a
Biden handler, and God love you if you were, there
(07:45):
had to be certain things that as you coached him
or try to manage him through his speeches, you needed
to avoid, like landmines, anything numbers related. Cannot do that,
cannot go there, cannot allow the president uh two hundred
and thirty five trillion billion bazillion, it was a kajillion
(08:05):
well what point twenty what jigawatts? Like, oh, my god,
and anything pertaining to nomenclature that may be ooh a
bit dated in its reference points for a guy that
was born of the silent generation, folks, Joe Biden's too
old to be a baby boomer. He was born during
(08:26):
World War Two to be a boomer. That was the
boom that came back after my grandfather served in England.
And lo and behold, my father was born in nineteen
forty seven. That makes him a baby boomer. But Biden
was not. He was too old for that. It's too
old for a lot of things. But they roll him
out for this speech in Chicago where Michael Brown was
(08:49):
apparently introducing him or something like that, and he looked
like he was on death store. And I know that's,
you know, not something that's breaking news to all of you,
but he looked even worse than when he left the presidency.
You would think he'd go to rehelbuth Beach in Delaware,
he gets some son that he did like during his presidency.
He gets some rest and they keep him in the
(09:09):
crypt and then they roll him back out here and
he just wasn't coherent. He lost his train of thought.
He trailed off, and they said, well, anyway, And Dana
Carvey has really nailed this in his impression of Joe
Biden as well.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And then he keeps going back to his eye. I
better ask say anything. I'm going to get in trouble, get.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
In trouble with who, with whom he's the president of
the United States. I just don't understand it. Dragon, I
often forget this when I'm with you. So the text
line for Brown is different. He's got his own you know. Yeah,
he thinks he's special. So it's three three one zero three. Yeah,
and you have to text Mike or Michael or Mike
(09:50):
or Michael.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
There we go to start off.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, I'm glad that I had you as my safety
net for that, and we'll get into those texts coming
up in the next segment.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So number one, more time for the text line Star
three to three one zero three.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Three one zero three, text Mike or Michael. Ryan Schuling
filling in. I have a bevy, a corny coopia, if
you will, a plethora, a smartasboard of guests that we
will hear from throughout today's program. It's a litany of stars,
including one of the newly declared candidates for governor on
the Republican side. My conversation with Greg Lopez, and I'll
(10:26):
be presented to you in two parts. Will spread that
out over the four hour program. But there's already been
one declaration over the past week that has garnered attention
and headlines on the Democratic side. Poor Phil Nunne the Wiser,
the Attorney general for the state of Colorado. He thought
he had the upper hand and he would be sailing
to victory in the primary to become governor of this
(10:49):
great state. He was going to declare a legal warfare
against Donald Trump that worked so well the last time
around in the twenty twenty four election. And then lo
and behold from up on high and we'll have this
coming up from Rob Dawson. It's a doozy. The Master's
happened over the weekend and Michael Bennett decided to recreate
(11:09):
his own Master's experience by walking down the eighteenth green
of a golf course and it took like five minutes
for him to appear in front of cameras at a
lectern to announce that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
He Senator Michael Bennett was good, You're gonna be running
for government.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Okay, we could do this. You think I'm making this up?
I precid Yes. Counselor Mackie from South Park. Caitlyn Collins
CNN asks him a very simple question here and he
turns it into a very convoluted and complicated answer. I'm
(11:47):
gonna play just a question and see if you can
answer it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He would not accept donations from billionaires going forward?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
You would not accept donations from billionaires going forward?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So, any of you listeners out there, if Caitlin asked
you that question, your response would be what, No, I
will not accept donations from billionaires. I don't want to
be beholden to those interests and have that corrupt bargain. Well,
he can answer any one of a number of ways.
So let's see how Michael Bennett chose to answer it.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well, I.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Have I'm one of the very few members of the
Senate who does not accept corporate pack money. For example,
I don't accept I don't, so I'm not I if
you're asking about independent expenditures of billionaires, I haven't thought
that through because I'm not in a position to be
(12:44):
able to make a judgment about that. I'm not sure
I'm missing your misunderstanding your question.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I think you're misunderstanding this question. Let's go back and revisit.
But this is a very complicated difficult question.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't know. Maybe he's got a point.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You would not accept donations from billionaires going forward, Is
that what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I don't think that leaves a lot of open room
for interpretation their Senator Bennett.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Uh, yeah, just some thing I'm understanding you is a
really complicated question.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Here's Dana lash Jesse Waters last night responding to Michael
Bennett's answer.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What was that answer right there?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Dana, Gosh, that was so awkward.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm like balling my hands up like listening to this
because I don't know if you can die from second
hand cringe.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But I think we just did.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That was really bad. I mean, you've got to have
a better answer than that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Come on, you've been in Congress. Come on. This is
the best that the Democratic Party has to offer in
the race for governor in the state of Colorado. Now,
I know Jared Poulis has no great shakes, and I
think his political future ends at the conclusion of his
term as governor.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He has just.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Decided to sign the most egregious overreach of government power
in violation of your Second Amendment rights in American history
at the state level. The only other law that compares
it's on the books right now is in Washington, d C.
And that, of course is the District of Columbia. That
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is not a state. Even the state of Illinois, even
the state of California with Chicago and Los Angeles respectively,
which are still off the charts when it comes to
gun crime. Not even those two states have a gun
law that's on the books that is as extreme as
the one that was just passed through the House and
the Senate and the General Assembly and sign into law
(14:37):
under cover of darkness, behind closed doors special invite access
only designated cameras for the occasion were assigned than Jared
Polus just did was Senate Bill twenty five Dash zero
zero three. I've had many conversations on my program about
this total breach and overreach of American Second Amendment rights
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here in the state of Colorado, and I'm sure Michael
Brown has had some thoughts about this as well, being
the gun enthusiast that he is. But Jared Polis basically
decided in that moment. I can't believe that he's not
aware of what that would do to him politically, but
it has sunk any general election gravitas or potential that
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he might have in running against a Republican for president
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
It has put him in the far left lane.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
There are already a whole bunch of maniacs in the
far left lane. You've got Bertie Saunders, who's a scentless apprentice.
Aoc is waiting in the wings, and she is zany left.
You even have Gavin Newsom tacking toward the center going
on with Bill Maher hosting his own podcast with Charlie
(15:50):
Kirk and Steve Bannon, talking to the likes of those
far right voices as he would term them, and he
is trying to find a center lane on transgender issue.
And this bill, this law puts Jared Polis to the
left of Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Morn fare face more than ding Dong.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Hey, guys, I'm just wondering, are we going to talk
about sperm races again this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
That was awesome? What do you call you, ferret face
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Michael is ferret face. I'm ding dong, oh is he? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, this seems to be a really controversial topic. And
I'm so glad that Dragon brought it to my attention
because I'm in the woods on this. This text I
believe is about that and you could send years along
at three three one zero three, It says Mike in
regards that texture, Brownie would have been funny about it.
At least Caldera just was blah. Does that make any
(16:52):
sense to you?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah? I mean both Michael and I probably would have
taken a few jabs at the sperm racing and cal
there was.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
He was pretty raw.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And unfiltered, like the honey of Colorado. Now for cal there,
I find the man hilarious. First of all, Oh yeah, totally.
He's a very funny guy. But are we just talking about,
you know, the sheer mathematics of it all?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
And it was an actual thing. It's the magic of life.
It's like sperm races or something. It's an actual thing
you can bet on and watch, you know. It's it's like,
wait a minute, huh, what kind of degenerate gambler do
you have to be? This is where you've turned and
this is what you're betting on. Wow, that's that's the bottom.
(17:38):
I think that's the bottom. Michael, where are you? He
is in Chicago and I got this post I was
able to find on his personal Facebook page, and I
am lucky enough to be friends with him in quotes
on there because he would never meet up with me
in public, heard about this place and showed up last
night Sands Reservations. Turns out made D has relatives and
(17:59):
done a little convo, smile, be nice, and an otherwise
impossible situation results in a small table in the corner and.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Some amazing pizza. Btw. And I say it that way
because the kids do. If he watched the video and
the news report below when the actor comes from the
bear walks in, gets the pizza, the mayor D he
meets with is the guy with relatives in Colorado. Small
world connections pays off eight while others waited. That's an
(18:28):
actual post from Michael Danger Brown. It says the bear
on Hulu drives even more to Peacod.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How do you say this? No idea? Peaquad p e
q u o D Peacadd's Picad Peacadd's.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Pizza, Chicago restaurant with locations in Lincoln Park, Morton Grove.
Why did he could have gone to Morton's. I think
Ditkaz is still there in Chicago. I love Chicago so
growing up Midwest boy that I was, even though I
hated the teams in Chicago because I'm a Detroit guy.
But Chicago is like the hub. It's like the capital
(19:03):
of the Midwest. You know, you don't have Chicago. You
know New York, you don't have the LA And Denver's
the capital of the Mountain West. I would say we're
the hub for everything going on in the Rockney Mountains.
But yeah, Chicago is where everybody goes for the big
entertainment and the second city. And Michael Brown speaking leading
into Joe Biden, I guess and I got some friendly
(19:27):
texts from Alexa about Michael Brown. He says, I was
glad to find some commonality with some of the faculty
and students at the University of Chicago today.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But oh, there was divergence. It was a.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Thousand mile wide divide, and I'm not sure it could
ever be converged, nor do I want to converge it
in those instances. If this was a marriage, there would
be irreconcilable differences. Oh wow, Brown giving us some insight
as to his appearance at University of Chicago today.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That was a finalist on the list.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
For my knee to go to college there, but she
ended up going to hope, and I congratulate her for that.
But this conference that he was at apparently, I mean
I was joking about this, but it was not the
same one that Joe Biden was at. I read the
reservations that he skipped the skipped the line, though, what
(20:19):
do you think he is?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who does he think?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He thinks's Michael Brown with the major damer undersecretary right
that weight.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Around And here's more pictures from Michael's trip. I hope
he talks about this as like a full report coming
back the politics of disasters, which sometimes seems redundant.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That's good. That's good by Michael Brown. And that's apparently
from his Instagram. He uses Instagram. I think the Lienberger's
use it more than he does, right, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
And then, uh, former President Biden also in Chicago yesterday.
What are the odds that they would both be there
delivering speeches? Biden's was the keynote address? Was was Michael
Brown the keynote address? It's Michael Brown. Probably not an
ouch ouch? Oh, come on, this is the Advocates Counselors
(21:13):
and Representatives for the Disabled conference. That's where Joe Biden spoke.
So two different things. Okay, I'll send us your text
at thirty three one to oh three? Did I get
that right? I think I did, And Alexis says, well,
look who's up before six am?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Happy Wednesday? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I stopped by McDonald's, which I know Michael Brown likes
to do. And he get a diet coke like at
any hour, right?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Correct? Yeah? And sometimes two. Does he drink coffee at all?
I don't think he does. No, just a diet coke.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I had myself an iced coffee, sugar free vanilla. It
was delicious. Ginger's rock, Alexis says, soci is one.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So is Dragon.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I like this one from the Ginger and Marianne discussion.
H Dragon is very much Ginger. As I got older,
I preferred mary Anne, but no disrespected Ginger. This texter
says missus Howell. She's old and filthy, rich, smart. But
what do you do with Thurston Howell? How do you
solve that part.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Of the riddle. There was an accident. It's a desert island. Happened. Yeah,
this is going now.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I gotta preface this in context with what Joe Biden,
the former President of the United States, said at the
conference in Chicago, talking about being a fourth grader on
a bush talking what they're.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Called colored kids.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
What they called colored kids doesn't mean you had to
repeat it, Joe.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Poor kids are just as bright and just as tow
as white kids. Oh that was rough, I remember that one.
Then he then he.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Tried to save Asian kids, all the kids, the kids
of the world, unite.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'm headed down to the office this morning. I got
some quote unquote colored kids who work for me. I'm
gonna make sure they are lifted up and are not segregated.
He is such a phony and a fraud. This is
a guy, Joe Biden. Not that we have to tap
dance on his political grave here, but just for old
times sake, he made conference with the most segregationist, racist,
(23:14):
Southern Democrat senators in that political body in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And he was proud of it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He bragged about it into the two thousands, I think
even into the twenty twenty campaign. My goodness, oh my god,
says this Textter hadn't heard any of Biden's speech yet.
It sounds like they wheel him out from the old
folks home, let him ramble, and everyone was just laughing
and letting him go on because he's the senile old
man just doing his thing.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, it's don't tell grandpa he's lost his mind. Just
let him think he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Are you talking about Michael Bennett?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Karen Hyde says, is Benett gonna ask police? Take a sentence,
See what do you think? And don't the people of
Colorado don't have to vote for a new senator to
replace Bennett.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This was in the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This was in the Denver Post yesterday, the Denver Post.
This is a left leaning publication that's putting it mildly.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They were calling him out.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Say, wait a minute, he's running for governor, but guess
what he's holding onto his Senate seat. Why would he
do that if he thinks he's going to win the
governor's race, which let's call it. If we're going to
be degenerate gamblers here, the smart money right now would
be on Michael Bennett to win the Democratic nomination and
become the next governor of Colorado. I hate it as
much as you do, but get ready for it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Brace for it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
In the event that he holds onto his Senate seat
through the gubernatorial race through the primary through the general
election gets elected sworn into office. He prevents Jared Polus,
who would have that constitutional authority. As Ron DeSantis replaced
Marco Rubio, who assumed the Secretary of State's role in
the Trump administration, Governor rond De Santis had the power
(24:57):
to appoint Rubio's replacement kill Jared Poulos Leave's office. He
would have the power to appoint Michael Bennett's replacement if
Senator Bennett abandoned his Senate post to run for governor.
But he's not doing that. Why wouldn't he do that?
One reason would be he fears that he will lose.
I don't think that's a valid fear. I think there's
(25:17):
a better than average chance, much better that he is
going to win.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'm gonna wish for the opposite. But let's just play
that out. He's sworn and his governor and now he's
got to relinquish his Senate seat. Well, then governor elect
and then Governor Bennett.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Would appoint his own successor. And what does that do.
Dan Kaplas made this point yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
It opens the door for Rob Blogoyevitch kind of pay
to play scenario where he was looking to fill Barack
Obama's Senate seat, and it was going to go to.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
The highest bidder.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Typical backdoor, dirty cigar filled room politics. Good, okay, it's
the only explanation that holds any water, and it's a
real one. It is immoral, it is unethical.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It's not illegal. It's not illegal. He can do it,
but it gives the appearance of impropriety.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It opens Pandora's box to corruption of Well, how will
Michael Bennett decide who he appoints as his own successor
in this nepotism filled kind of sphere that he resides.
Some are suggesting, and I think smartly so, that well,
he didn't want Joe Negoose to get into the race.
It's very popular house representative from the district north of
(26:33):
US in Fort Collins, And so as a means of
brokering a deal, perhaps is the theory. What's working theory?
Let's test it out. What do you think he promises
Joe Goose the Senate seat if he'll just keep his
powder dry, stay out of the governor's race, clear the
deck for Michael Bennett and wait his turn.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I don't like the sound of that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I don't like the smell of that, and I have
a feeling a lot of Coloradin's even Democrats are not
going to like that. One'll take this time out. We'll
wrap up our number one. We come back more of
your texts at three three, one zero three and Rob
Dawson calling the introduction of Michael Bennett to his press
conference last week as set to the tune of the
Masters from over the Weekend, which Rory McElroy won for
(27:17):
the very first time. Ryan Shooling filling in, you're listening
to the situation without Michael Brown.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Super Shoe, the Shoeminster, Ryan's Shooling and sperm Racing talk
super shoe in the morning, in the afternoon, what a
fricking street.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
It's a double dip. And you're welcome America.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Appreciate that, and appreciate you, and appreciate that talk back
and you can send those along as well. There's a
description of how you do that at the beginning of
I think every hour of this program. Correct, but it's
on the app and there's a red microphone button.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Correct, that's the short version. Use it. Keep it about
what thirty seconds or less?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Though?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Right? Correct? All you can get is thirty seconds, it'll
cut you off. Brevity is this of wit per Shakespeare?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Less is more, make it piffy, as Bill O'Reilly used
to say before he was crumbled in disgrace under the
weight of his own.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Tom foolery, shall we say, in the workplace.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And apparently John Caldera was guilty of tom foolery talking
about these these sperm races whatever they are, yesterday, and
it really offended one of the listeners, which I can't
square that in my mind, a regular listener of this program.
The situation Michael Brown with Michael D.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Brown and Dragon. Yeah, thus you were offended. Okay, I
don't know. Well I promised this so on to deliver.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
This is the memorable Rob Dawson description of Michael Bennett.
Rob was there as he announced his candidacy for governor,
and that.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Lands on the perfect placement and what he dreamed of
all weekend becomes a reality. Michael Bennett appointed to the
Senate in two thousand and nine, elected in twenty ten,
re elected in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty two, now
announce he's running for governor. This makes the stroll up
City Park not a bad place to be. It's a
(29:24):
great place. He has not been in this position in
this state often, but when he has, it has worked
out for him. His wife and daughter eagerly awaiting this
final put a full circle moment for Ben at a
stone star for East High School, where he was the
DPS superintendent. Now's a chance to go to the gold Dome,
nettled inside the snowcapped Rocky mountains.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Rob Dawson eminently talented, and I kind of provide him
whether it's this program filling in my own with his
own sandbox to play in, because Rob can't do that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
The parody over on the serious news station KOA working
for Kathy Walker and God love him over there. They're doing,
you know, serious work.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But this was a humorous moment, and he really drew
the dander of Michael Bennett asking him last week about
you know, whether or not he's been to Colorado enough
and whether or not the people of Colorado know who
he is by your.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Credits, say that you don't spend enough time when he
stayed and some people may not really know you.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
Do you feel like and I think that's just absolute nonsense.
There isn't anybody who has spent more time in Colorado
that I have as a statewide elected official. There's anybody
who spend more time in rural Colorado than I have.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
And that's been one of.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
The greatest joys of my public service, and I look
forward to continue it. That is a ridiculous statement in
my view.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
You spoke a lot about fighting treat like Trump isn't,
so why not let me say one other thing.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
I also think there isn't anybody in Colorado who's better
situated to bring us all together, whether we're urban or rural,
whether we are on the Western Slope or the Eastern
Plains or in Metro Denver, to convene Colorado to have
the important discussions that we need to have to be
able to build a future where all of our kids
(31:19):
can stay here and where people feel like they can
work hard and get ahead.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So that's how I answer your.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Question, Michael Bennett. You could tell he was agitated. He
cut off the young lady.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Do you think you're gonna fight Trumpet?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
A hold on, I'm not done answering this guy's question.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
He's really got me pissed off.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay, you could tell, And that's what I let Rob
dust And then when he came out of that. That
is how you know that you did your job. You
got to him that's stuck. If you were to do
the old trick that Johnny does on Jesse Waters program,
hold up a photo of Michael Bennett on the sixteenth
Street mall, would anybody know who he is?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
No? No, they would not
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