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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There is nothing better than listening to your left slant
ABC News and you call that your benchmark news provider
on iHeartMedia, a conservative news channel, Mecca. Oh, and all
your podcasts are shitty fucking left.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning from South Dakota.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is left gonna blame jd Vance?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Did everyone have a great day?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Good morning everybody, Michael. I understand the midnight ruling from
the Supreme Court that there was possibility that there was
that the government that wasn't heard from, in other words,
that that everything got decided and then we heard about
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their decision without hearing from a government attorney. Is that true?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Is there some two major stories overnight for US. One
is the passing of Pope Francis on Easter Monday, and
the second story is that Closs Schwab of the WS
has resigned, effective immediately. Nike has announced that they will
not build factories in the US, nor will they employ
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US workers to make their shoes. Supposedly, the shoes which
are made in Vietnam cost three dollars to make and
they sell them for one hundred dollars. That is quite
the nice gross profit margin for them. On X yesterday,
Joe Biden put out a photo of himself with family
members wishing everybody happy Easter. However, when you look at
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the photo, it is very apparent that Joe is photoshopped
in it. Everyone's dressed nice and casual for Easter. Joe
has on a suit and is standing very awkwardly above
everybody else in the photo.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Interesting, and while we grieve the loss of the Pope,
it should be noted that John Roberts has struck again
on Scotis. Once again, we're more sympathetic to criminal, illegal
aliens and their due process of law than we are
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in getting rid of unwanted people. The progressives just want
the votes. They don't care if they seek and destroy us.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So I come to the Michael Brown Show to hear
the latest political insight. And what's the top story today.
It's a beat up gift card found in the parking lot.
Thanks a lot, Dragon.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Hey guys, that gift card, it's mine. I just happen
to be over in your parking lot this weekend. I'm
part of a PI private investigators company and we were
hired to find out who was dumping their personal stuff
in the company's dumpster. So I'll get in touch with
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you later about my gift card.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Thanks bye, Mike.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Dana Bash interviewed that clown loser senator from Maryland and
asked him does he have MS thirteen tattoos? Is he
any part of the MS thirteen? And of course his
answer was nothing to do with the question, And of
course she didn't follow up and say you didn't answer
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my question. So these reporters are just a joke as
well as these loser senators.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Yes, Michael, I agree with you fullheartedly.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Send that some of a gun back to l Salbador
and give him the same rights that we gave the
January six ers.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon Dragon. That's a very
interesting situation. And you have with that beat up old
gift card, all gross and whatnot. I found a twenty
dollars bill one time in a parking lot. It was disgusting.
Ran it through the dishwasher. That's what I call dirty money,
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all right.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Seeya, Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:18):
It's early and it's Monday, so I'm just double checking
that I'm hearing this correctly. Do you want to give
full immigration hearings to all twenty million people that the
Democrats drug in here over the last four years?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Michael, your ABC News Break news is all vomit. I mean,
they're talking about the Abrego illegally deported. Give me a break, Mike.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
You've probably addressed this, but this gentleman who was sent
off to El Salvador, it keeps saying it was by mistake.
That just sounds so stupid. How the world could have
been just a simple mistake that they shipped somebody off
the way around on the world. Is there any chance
you could address that.
Speaker 12 (05:04):
The Democratic Party is no different than the characters in
The Fold and the Beautiful. The men of the Forester
family forgave probably the most promiscuous woman on daytime television,
Brook Logan. Stephanie Forrester tried to get rid of this woman,
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but she couldn't because she was powerless to do so,
just as we're powerless to get rid of these illegals.
And another thing about Stephanie Forrester is that she hated
brook Logan for very good reasons. She ruined her life,
she ruined the men she cared about, and ate all
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their steak.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Napoleon Dynamite reference.
Speaker 12 (05:49):
There's nothing wrong with hating people that are evil, and
nothing wrong with hating evil. We are to hate evil
at the minimum, and nothing wrong with hating these people.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, I do myself, Michael.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
The extraordinary circumstances were because Trump.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Karnac, Oh Karnac, please rubbed the chrome dome and give
us the answer to what the heck's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Next?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Bye, Michael.
Speaker 13 (06:19):
Do you want to talk about brave women in space?
How about Krista mccaulliffe on the Space Shuttle. No braver
woman ever exists that, I don't think right. Come on, Brownie,
it was a taxi ride eleven minutes long, Michael. It's
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a little bit tried at this point, it's been overdone.
But you know what they they messed up. They didn't
call their all female team more cowbell, and they should have.
Speaker 11 (06:52):
I know what they brought back.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
They brought back space herpes.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
More Mike. I was watching in that Space thing live
and when Lauren Sanchez got on the mic, she said,
we're in this. We're all in this together. Are you
kidding me? They have like a billion dollar yacht. We're
not all in this together. They're still in their own world, Michael.
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Gail King has not so much as flown an ultra
light gyrocopter comparing herself to Alan Shepard is beyond embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Come on,