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Speaker 1 (00:02):
KOA.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is this that show that about with that brown guy
that really wants more talkbacks and is willing to pay
ten dollars apiece for talkbacks? Where do I send my
Vemo information? I need ten bucks for this talkback? Hey
(00:29):
Patty here, thanks for playing my song on Friday. Michael.
You making an assumption that I don't have a band
or I don't have the production equipment to produce that
kind of music. Well, you just don't know me. But
by playing my song on the radio, I have gotten
(00:52):
five new gigs, three weddings, and two bar mitzvahs.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, this is doctor Fouche, She's personal assistant calling for
Michael Brown. Doctor Fauci understands that on Fridays between eleven
am and noon you are giving out booster shots. Doctor
Fauchi will need royalties for every booster shot that's given out.
(01:22):
If you could please return our phone call as soon
as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hey Michael, I've never heard you quite so insightful as
you are today. I'm assuming you're putting your best foot
forward for your new audience. But since your extra sharp today,
I have a question for you. Do you believe that
mom Dommy is a true believer. Usually when the socialists
are running for office, I figure they're like Bernie, they
(01:49):
know better, they just want that leadership position.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, all these changes and you didn't give it of
your producer Ale. That's disappointing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Good morning Dragon and YouTube, Michael. I guess it's.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So great hearing you guys on k zero.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
A eight point fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It was a good show yesterday, although I do miss
hearing you on k H zero W looking forward to
this morning show.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This Scott the r N goober six one two.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
And I approved this message.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Risk here.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
We don't Well, it looks like at least the goover's
figured out how to switch stations and adjust for the time,
(03:05):
and you didn't crash and burn yesterday. Just want to
wish every day who's served in our military a happy
Veterans Day. Thank you for your service. Really appreciate it
and it's one of the reasons I love this country.
I am sure Michael is static that they were eating
toasted and microwaved pop parts in the studio before his show.
(03:31):
He loves those crumbs. I hope they got him everywhere
for him because that will just make him more joyous today.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Michael dragon for all the bowl feces I give you.
Just want to say, thanks man, It's truly my honor
and privilege. God bless America, God bless the Constitution.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Wow, Michael, this is so cool. My heart isn't taking
over the commercials anymore. Heart isn't taking over your break times.
I'm actually getting to hear the news, the weather, the
traffic reports, actually get to hear the radio commercials. I
(04:18):
don't know how long that will last. Well, that lasted
until I said something, Michael.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Just because you have changed stations and moved over to
KOA and have garnered a few new listeners from the
KOA listeners.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Does not give them carte blanche to get on the
airwaves and quite frankly, bring this show down to the dumps.
Why do you think they brought you in? Stay off
the air, Michael.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
How do other countries handle situations like our shutdown? Or
are we the only ones that have this wonder of stupidity?
Just curious, Mike.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
You can't call it the pothole because that might be
confused for a pot store.
Speaker 11 (05:15):
Michael, I need some help.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
What's a reptile dysfunction.
Speaker 12 (05:20):
That one gentleman should not be bothered by the new viewers.
They'll just need little time to ask mat and adjust.
It's not as if anybody mentioned henholes, earballs, or detachable
penises quite yet. So everybody relaxed and enjoy the show.
Thank you Michael and Dragon.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Michael, congratulations on your switch from Kilo Hotel Oscar Whiskey
to Kilo Oscar Alpha.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You lost a hotel in a Whiskey, but you gained
an Alpha.
Speaker 13 (05:53):
Hey Michael, Michael, could you check with Dragon and see
what we can't bring back the outra music at the
top and bout of the hour. My earball really were
used to that, and that would help me know it
was time for all of us to take a break.
And then we'd always kind of counting down with you
and see, hey, is Michael gonna get done in time
or is he gonna get cut off out of the break.
So we missed some of this stuff in the old
(06:13):
ko K.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Howel w see if.
Speaker 13 (06:16):
You been bringing back a KOA camp crossation.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Hey Michael, enjoying you on KOA And yeah, I did
like that talk back with the uh rasputeen tune on accordion.
A lot of people don't know about that one. Here
in America. I did because of a certain Doctor Who episode,
(06:42):
but until that point it was either their cover of
Mary's Boy Child or Rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So three old dudes are sitting around the convalesce at
home planing dominoes. The first guy says, I'd give anything
to take a great number one in the morning. The
second guy says, I got that beat. I'd give anything
to take a great number two in the morning. The
third guy says, what are you guys complaining about? Every
morning it's seven to ten, I take a great number one,
(07:10):
and it's seven I take a great number two, and yo,
you guys says, what's wrong with that? Says I don't
get out of bed till eight o'clock.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Good morning from South Dakota.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I just work around the house right now.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
I'm out here moving a little bit of rock with
my zero turn lawnmower with a bike gallon bucket each other.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Just you know, normal retired stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Everyone have a great day.
Speaker 14 (07:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna miss a lot of things. But those
people who miss that music at the end on khow well, Hey,
there was some music that was played before that, and
it was used on another talk show. Heard up in
northern Colorado, and that wasn't changed when k how changed
(07:53):
their music. So Hey to each his own.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
Hey, Michael, you're talking about the near impossibility of terminating
federal employees. There's actually one area of the federal government
where that's actually not the case. Do you know what
it is. It's actually the military. They can terminate people
(08:21):
very quickly.
KOA.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is this that show that about with that brown guy
that really wants more talkbacks and is willing to pay
ten dollars apiece for talkbacks? Where do I send my
Vemo information? I need ten bucks for this talkback? Hey
(00:29):
Patty here, thanks for playing my song on Friday. Michael.
You making an assumption that I don't have a band
or I don't have the production equipment to produce that
kind of music. Well, you just don't know me. But
by playing my song on the radio, I have gotten
(00:52):
five new gigs, three weddings, and two bar mitzvahs.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, this is doctor Fouche, She's personal assistant calling for
Michael Brown. Doctor Fauci understands that on Fridays between eleven
am and noon you are giving out booster shots. Doctor
Fauchi will need royalties for every booster shot that's given out.
(01:22):
If you could please return our phone call as soon
as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hey Michael, I've never heard you quite so insightful as
you are today. I'm assuming you're putting your best foot
forward for your new audience. But since your extra sharp today,
I have a question for you. Do you believe that
mom Dommy is a true believer. Usually when the socialists
are running for office, I figure they're like Bernie, they
(01:49):
know better, they just want that leadership position.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, all these changes and you didn't give it of
your producer Ale. That's disappointing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Good morning Dragon and YouTube, Michael. I guess it's.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So great hearing you guys on k zero.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
A eight point fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It was a good show yesterday, although I do miss
hearing you on k H zero W looking forward to
this morning show.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This Scott the r N goober six one two.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
And I approved this message.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Risk here.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
We don't Well, it looks like at least the goover's
figured out how to switch stations and adjust for the time,
(03:05):
and you didn't crash and burn yesterday. Just want to
wish every day who's served in our military a happy
Veterans Day. Thank you for your service. Really appreciate it
and it's one of the reasons I love this country.
I am sure Michael is static that they were eating
toasted and microwaved pop parts in the studio before his show.
(03:31):
He loves those crumbs. I hope they got him everywhere
for him because that will just make him more joyous today.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Michael dragon for all the bowl feces I give you.
Just want to say, thanks man, It's truly my honor
and privilege. God bless America, God bless the Constitution.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Wow, Michael, this is so cool. My heart isn't taking
over the commercials anymore. Heart isn't taking over your break times.
I'm actually getting to hear the news, the weather, the
traffic reports, actually get to hear the radio commercials. I
(04:18):
don't know how long that will last. Well, that lasted
until I said something, Michael.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Just because you have changed stations and moved over to
KOA and have garnered a few new listeners from the
KOA listeners.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Does not give them carte blanche to get on the
airwaves and quite frankly, bring this show down to the dumps.
Why do you think they brought you in? Stay off
the air, Michael.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
How do other countries handle situations like our shutdown? Or
are we the only ones that have this wonder of stupidity?
Just curious, Mike.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
You can't call it the pothole because that might be
confused for a pot store.
Speaker 11 (05:15):
Michael, I need some help.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
What's a reptile dysfunction.
Speaker 12 (05:20):
That one gentleman should not be bothered by the new viewers.
They'll just need little time to ask mat and adjust.
It's not as if anybody mentioned henholes, earballs, or detachable
penises quite yet. So everybody relaxed and enjoy the show.
Thank you Michael and Dragon.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Michael, congratulations on your switch from Kilo Hotel Oscar Whiskey
to Kilo Oscar Alpha.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You lost a hotel in a Whiskey, but you gained
an Alpha.
Speaker 13 (05:53):
Hey Michael, Michael, could you check with Dragon and see
what we can't bring back the outra music at the
top and bout of the hour. My earball really were
used to that, and that would help me know it
was time for all of us to take a break.
And then we'd always kind of counting down with you
and see, hey, is Michael gonna get done in time
or is he gonna get cut off out of the break.
So we missed some of this stuff in the old
(06:13):
ko K.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Howel w see if.
Speaker 13 (06:16):
You been bringing back a KOA camp crossation.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Hey Michael, enjoying you on KOA And yeah, I did
like that talk back with the uh rasputeen tune on accordion.
A lot of people don't know about that one. Here
in America. I did because of a certain Doctor Who episode,
(06:42):
but until that point it was either their cover of
Mary's Boy Child or Rivers of Babylon.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So three old dudes are sitting around the convalesce at
home planing dominoes. The first guy says, I'd give anything
to take a great number one in the morning. The
second guy says, I got that beat. I'd give anything
to take a great number two in the morning. The
third guy says, what are you guys complaining about? Every
morning it's seven to ten, I take a great number one,
(07:10):
and it's seven I take a great number two, and yo,
you guys says, what's wrong with that? Says I don't
get out of bed till eight o'clock.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Good morning from South Dakota.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I just work around the house right now.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
I'm out here moving a little bit of rock with
my zero turn lawnmower with a bike gallon bucket each other.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Just you know, normal retired stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Everyone have a great day.
Speaker 14 (07:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna miss a lot of things. But those
people who miss that music at the end on khow well, Hey,
there was some music that was played before that, and
it was used on another talk show. Heard up in
northern Colorado, and that wasn't changed when k how changed
(07:53):
their music. So Hey to each his own.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
Hey, Michael, you're talking about the near impossibility of terminating
federal employees. There's actually one area of the federal government
where that's actually not the case. Do you know what
it is. It's actually the military. They can terminate people
(08:21):
very quickly.
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