Boy Math

On today's 9-27-23 Wednesday show: Usher is planning a spicy performance for the Super Bowl half time show, we discuss barbie halloween costumes, Boy math is now trending, a funeral home is being sold but no one is buying, fans believe Bad Bunny's new song is about Kendall Jenner, the writers strike is officially over, Travis Kelce speaks out about his relationship with Taylor Swift in his own podcast, listerns share more halloween costume ideas, Britney Spears left in bandages after viral knives video, the Federal Aviation Administration said we should not film passenger escalations on flights, Colin Kaepernick wrote a letter in hopes to play for the Jets and so much more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine, Happy Wednesday, Who jest the
most unamused I heard? Come onpumping up a little bit the JV Show.
I'm Selena, I'm jest, andI'm cheating. Today is not just
any Wednesday. It's a Wicked Wednesday, favorite day of the week. Yes,
I love it. That means we'regonna have thirteen chances for you to

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win tickets to California's Great America Tricksand Treats for you know, spooky season
for Halloween time. A bunch oftricks gonna be walking around, Oh okay,
little tricks Halloween thing, and there'sa lot of treats and they give
out candy. It's really really fun. So seven thirty this morning, that's
gonna be your first chance to win. Then we do it every hour after

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that till seven thirty tonight. Wehave an early morning talk back Good Morning
JV Shows. Carlos from Saddle's Day. I just want to say shout out
to Usher Gef you performing at thesuper Bowl whoo while the Niners are there
with the car of a good day. What do you think about that prediction?
I love the Niners part, youknow, lukewarm on the Usher thing.

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Did anybody else hear an issue withthat talk back? Was it the
Cowboys? Well, I said,you know, Usher's gonna be performing there
and the Niners will be in thesuper Bowl with the Cowboys. Niners,
Cowboys super Bowl? Anybody? Whatis the issue? Does anybody that doesn't
register as a problem for any ofyou guys in the same they both play,

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can't play each other in the superBowl. It's impossible. Interesting,
the Niners will be in the superBowl, but they can't play the Cowboys
in the super Bowl. Doesn't worklike that makes sense? That an embarrassing,
Yeah, Bulson, embarrassing. It'sembarrassing for the Cowboys. They to
the Cardinals. I mean for theperson that left the talk back. Yeah,
don't know. That's embarrassing. Bythe way, Usher, Yeah,

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he's gonna be headlining. It wasannounced, you know, recently that he
will be the big halftime performer.Sources are saying that he plans to bring
Eastful pole dancers to the days,like they will be you know, they're
gonna have clothes on, but they'regonna be on poles and it's gonna be
classy. And he knows that there'syounger fans watching. Does U should not

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know about the like parents, TVcouncil or whatever they are that will complain
about literally everything. You can bea nun on a pole, no offense
to the nuns to the jab show, but complain there's a polling ball,
they're gonna complain. Why would youput this out there? There are complaints
every year. Last year, whenRihanna patted her she said she patted it

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and it looked like she she waswafting. She patted the the and people
complained they were so mad. Hotlinelit up for that. Complaints King complaints
came rolling in for that. Butyes, people will complain every year about
the halftime show, particularly when theyare provocative dance moves, which I'm assuming

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these tasteful pole dancers will be doing. It doesn't even have to be provocative,
because Jlo did the same thing.She had a poll and all she
did just like spin on it onetime and they were so mad. Yeah,
but maybe that's why he's telling themnow. He's like getting them ready
for it, because he's like,maybe I think say nothing, so you
don't because now you're gonna have thepre backlash. Oh yeah, because it

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tuts them off guard designing the stageshow for this. Yeah, they it
takes months of preparation for this.Okay, it does, by the way,
yesterday. Actually, let let's let'sdo that later. Jess, did
you watch h What was the nakedsake? I did? I was disappointed,
you guys? Why why? Ilike watching shows that have drama in

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them. This had no drama.It was sorry, needed to clear.
So Naked Attraction is this show thatI just discovered yesterday because I saw a
headline and was like, full frontalshow quietly added to Max and of course
you click that link, right,I'm like full front show. So it's
like a dating show kind of andit's called I'm sorry, well yeah,
it's called Naked Attraction. It's it'son Max. It's a British show.

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But everyone is just fully naked andit's uncensored and you can see everything on
the platform. But I thought itwas gonna be like contestants mingling around all
trying to find love at once.So then I thought, okay, there's
gonna be a couple of fights hereand there of contestants liking the same person
and trying to go after that person. But it wasn't not like that at
all, And it was really kindof awkward because the person trying to find

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love is fully clothed, right,they present five people to them, and
they're showing five naked people. Yeah, but they show like, okay,
the bottom half first, then thetorso, then the phase, and the
person is just like slowly eliminating themuntil there's just one left and they that's
the person they're going on a datewith. I'm interested. I still like
this concept. Watch it, butfor me, it was just a little

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boring. I wanted okay, okay, an forget the concept. How wasn't
seeing the dongs? Yeah? Doyou see anything you found interesting? No,
weird looking? A little yeah,a little weird looking. There's a
little bit of everything, because therewas men and women and it was Yeah,
it was just I figured because therewas like that naked part of it,
it might bring a little bit moredrama. Is there anything in your

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loins watching Twitter? They were asleep, Your loins are sleeping? Yeah,
did you see anything you're like,Oh, that's what that looks like.
It's something you've never seen before.Maybe I only made it an episode and
a half, so maybe in thefurther episodes, there was something a little
bit more interesting. Was it notawkward at all watching this? Yeah?

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I was a little awkward, likeI would definitely not watch it with anybody
else, but just very underwhelming forme, like a close up. I
mean yeah, every like, areyou is the thing taking up my whole
screen? Yep? Oh, everybodysays are taking up your And then the
awkward thing about this too, it'slike after a contestant gets eliminated, they'll

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like walk up to the person thatjust eliminated and it's like one once naked,
once fully closed, and they like, thank you, goodbye, take
a moment. Yeah, it's greatidea for a show. They could they
could have done this a lot better, and then I would have watched the

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whole season and wanted, like anotheranother season, But yeah, I know
it was. It was a nofor me. But do you think they're
gonna get to more as it goeson and they start dating they're showing the
people dating, or do you thinkthe whole show, the whole series is
just every single episode's the same.No. So that's the thing. It's
like every episode is like a newperson trying to find them. So when
that starts away. I don't like. I'm like, I want to see

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them continue dating. They do showit like one date that they go on,
and then they show like a littleone month follow up. They're not
naked at that point, just sayingit. Yeah, that's for me.
No, I wanted from Mingle.I wanted the drama. I wanted the
fights. We've seen all that.I'm here for the awkward nudity. So

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was there like a lot of bushels? Yes? Yeah? What are people's
grooming habits these days? A lotof hair? Yeah? Really? Really
think you think everywhere from back?What? Yeah? Go on, Graham?
Would your wife approve of you watchinga show like this? No,
of course, so I'm talking andtell her educational purposes. I had to,

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you know, right, But whereare you to find the time you're
building it for the show? Yeah? It's on my list of shows.
The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Something we do every Wednesday.
We throw some things out and weask cool or not? Graham? Would
you like to kick it off?I would? What do you guys think
dressing as Barbie for Halloween? Weknow we're going to see a very very

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very large percentage of Barbie costumes thisHalloween. Cool. I want to say
cool, but I know I'm goingto be so sick of it. They're
not gonna be walking around going HeyBarbie, Hey Barbie. That's it's just
the over saturation. Don't get mewrong. If I could get my family

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to agree to it, we wouldall be Barbie. Yeah. So because
yes, like cool and not coolat the same time. The only reason
I would say not cool is ifI can't trust up ast bar because then
I'll be missing out on the funof saying, Hi, Barbie, so
cool. If I get to doit, why don't you do it then?
Because I probably were sting your parents. Yeah. I just haven't decided

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on my costume yet, so Idon't want to. Like, I don't
want to full on go with that. Just got you and are you gonna
make your man dress up? Can? Yep? What would it can look
like? Yeah? I feel likeif you're doing the Barbie look, you
have to do the cowgirl and cowboylook that they did in the movie.
So that's what it was. Ithink that one or something beachy so Ken

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can beach he does. Oh,let's not forget when she didn't want to
see the movie. Her moins wereablaze when Ken turned into you know,
a shirt towards Barbie. Yeah,you have issues being treated like garbage.

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I don't know what it is.Uh yeah, I don't know. I
don't know whether to go cool ornot on this because it will be it's
going to be the most popular costume, and I think this sheer volume of
people dressing up as it sort ofis a little unoriginal to me at that
point because maybe that's everybody, sothat part not cool, But the hate

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Barbie you kind of think. Ithink people are going to have fun dressed
up like that. So I thinkit's also what you do with the costume,
because you can make it original.There's a million different ways to be
to be Barbie and Graham, youcan't go not cool because cool or not.
Graham told me off the air he'sgoing to a Barbie Halloween party.
You're kid, I am, Ihave to be. Everybody going to the

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party has to dress up that theI guess the theme of the party is
it's like a Barbie theme, butit has to be the most like loud
version of you. So whatever youare, it's got to be the Barbie
like times a thousand version of thatif that are going to be like a
fart jar can or like, whatdo you so? I either yeah,

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can I either have to be farteither going to be a fart jar can
or I gotta be like I wasthinking, I would be like construction cann
that. My wife said she's gonnabe work from home Barbie where she's like
super Barbie glammed up from the waistup and then waist down. Yeah,

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some people do know she's not gonnado it. This is a party.
I'm curious to see what other peopleshow up as, like what other versions.
But that's not won't be my officialHalloween costume. That will be before
That's hilarious, very cool. I'mgoing cool on that one. That one
more Barbie related cooler not cool ernot. Adults are now getting emotional support

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Barbies after watching the movie, andI guess it brought back so much nostalgia
and a sense of calm. Idon't know what it is, but after
that they went out and they boughta lot of the newer Barbies. And
these are grown adults who haven't hadBarbies since they were since they were kids,
but they are emotional support barbies.The term emotional support barbies on TikTok

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has more than one point nine millionviews, and it's even men adults along
with women buying barbies that look likethem or present their careers now or inspire
them to be more authentic. I'mgonna stay cool, very cool, not
cool. You need an adult nowas an adult, well, just as
a little reminder of your childhood.I loved barbies growing up, So would

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I want I would love like theSelena Kintani. Yeah, barbie. I
think it's beautiful and why not haveit there. It's kind of like,
you know, I had a bunchof stuffed animals when I was a kid.
I don't put stuffed animals on mybed. I'm a grown up.
I don't know. Like, well, there are certain things for you.
There's certain things you waved by bytwo as a kid. You don't need
anymore. My kids have plus Iwell, I mean I have barbies in

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the house. I don't need onefor emotional support. My daughter's got a
few barbies, and my son tookall her clothes off the other day.
I'll say that, and I gotthat age. Yeah, I took a
peek. I took a peek forresearch purposes? Did you know that Barbie
wears flesh toned underwear? Now shehas underwear she has built on, like
built in underwear. They're attached,they're not. No, no, I'm

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not always minor naked. No o. G Barbie was naked although she didn't
have she didn't part yeah, butshe had these were some built on granny
panties. Oh my god. Wellyeah, but flush tone, but flesh
tone. I was like, isBarbie naked? What is that interesting?
And what was he doing with them? Scissor? I can't the JV show
on Wild four nine. All right, Grahama, what do you have?

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All right? So a funeral homefor sale in Massachusetts is going viral because
of what they put on their forsale sign out front. On top of
the for sale sign, it justsays, you know, a lot of
times they put something catchy about thehouse, like has a pool or whatever,
and this one says probably haunted.Oh, because it's been a longtime
funeral home. This house was originallybuilt in eighteen fifty and then it was

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converted into a funeral home in nineteenforty eight, so it's been operating as
one ever since. But and thelist of it says, you could very
easily return this, get it convertedback to a single family residence, no
longer a funeral home business. Youcould convert it back to a house,
a three bedroom, five bathroom house. Would you guys, ever be able
to live in a place like this, because look, the Bay Area is

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so expensive. Let's say this isin the Bay Area. You can't afford
a house here. It's prime location, it's impossible, prime location, right
next to be debs. And it'sa beauty a full house, big,
big, big house, more squarefeet than you could imagine. But it
used to operate as a funeral home. But you can somebody can totally remodel

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it and turn it back into thisbeautiful mansion of a house, and you'll
get a screaming deal on it becausea lot of people are scared away by
the side that says probably haunted,but we don't know if it's haunted.
Could you ever live there? Yes? And well how much are we talking?
Is it free? Don't I'm givingaway in the Bay Area for free?

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Sweet Celina's kid here free. No, you could live in a house
that's haunted only if it's free.It's not it's freeze. If it's not
free then it's a couple hundred thousand, it's five hundred thousand, which is
a screaming deal for a huge mansionin the Bay Area. I live out
the Bay I can never do it. Graham, you don't believe in this

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kind of stuff, because I'm it'sfor sure haunted. Model that place.
You tell all the spirits, hey, take a hike, guys, even
though you're not real, and thendeck this place out and go like,
no way, even though it's nothaunted, the fact that had dead bodies
in there, that doesn't face you, like just knowing that they were in

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there being cremated and stuff. Livein like an old apartment in San Francisco,
there's been a dead body in there. You likely if you've lived,
if you lived in a house thatwas built a long time ago, there's
been a dead body. No,not every house, A couple that's like
a like most of them. Yeah, I mean the funeral home has seen
a lot more dead body traffic obviously, But like, look, I don't

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believe in ghosts, but you ghostbelievers, are the ghosts gonna stick around
the place that they like their familytook them to go get them cleaned up
for the funeral. No, they'regonna be haunting you back at wherever they
want to haunt you out right.I don't have to, they don't have
family, they do stay there.My dadd used to live across the street
from my funeral home story. Itwas haunted. Freaking there was freaking sounds.

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It was like a really really reallyreally really old house. And we
found out after he'd moved in thatthey used that house for like viewings,
like back in the day before itwas turned into like a house, and
so his house is for sure haunted. It was really scary. My my
nephew's baby toys would like turn onand start spitting by itself and stuff.
So where to god, no electronicthing has ever turned on by itself before?

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Gasp. I'm just you know,look, I'm not believing, but
you're that scenario is exactly what scenariothey're laying out here. It's a funeral
home, not doing it back toa regular house. I'm taking it because
you're a psychopath, Graham or Ijust don't believe in that too, And
you just don't believe in that stuff, and not that you would ever invite
me over, but I'm not comingover to hang out for drinks. No,

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it's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows, and the most talked aboutstories happening today in the Bay.
The fans think that Bad Bunny's newsong is all about Kendall Jenner. It
is. I think it is,too. He dropped a new song it's
called Own Preview, and it's allabout a cow girl that he's fallen in
love with. And I know you'relike, well, Kendall Jenner is not

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a cowgirl. She's from like Calabasasor wherever she's from. There's no cowgirls
there, Okay, Okay, Welllisten to this. Kendall is obsessed with
cowboy hats, okay, and sheis an avid horse rider like they they've
even gone on horse riding dates.So maybe he's not talking about like a
literal cowgirl, but someone who's intocowgirl activities reverse cow girl norm. Bad

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Bunny also drops the video for thesong, and the whole thing is horse
theme, so it's all kind ofpointing towards Kendall Jenner. By the way,
here is some of the song,so it's definitely about Kendall, you
know, not afraid to move forwardwith in this relationship. And then he
gets into you know, singing aboutthem, like get busy and they're still
in a good way, and hesays for heels for her like they're serious.

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Yeah, which is so weird tome. Yeah, I'm shocked,
shook it. I did not thinkthis was gonna make it. So they
are still together, yeah, gotit. I can't see him as a
one woman, that's true. Andit kind of makes me a little mad
because I feel like he had areally nice relationship with his ex, but
I don't know that he was allthat well loyal allegedly. I don't know

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if he was all that loyal.Well, you know, it just takes
the right one and maybe kindles theright one. I was just like thrown
off because I thought she only datedathletes and now he's bad funny but whatever,
they're happy. They like cute together. Yeah, yeah, they're both
of them. The Rider's strike isofficially over. So Rider's Guild leadership voted

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yesterday and the strike after almost fivemonths. It started on May second.
This thing has been going on forever, as you know, they were fighting
for fair wages and residuals. Theyalso wanted less ai being used by studios
and then more transparency from streaming companies. So they all signed off on that
tentative deal that I told you aboutthat they reached on Sunday, And as
of twelve oh one this morning,the strike is over and they can start

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working as early as today. Butof course things aren't all the way back
to normal because the actors strike withsag Aftra is still going on. Yes,
we're not ramped back up to fullproduction. Yeah. I picture writers,
you know, like sitting around ontheir sweatpants at home on the couch.
That's where they do their writing.Anyways, It's not usually like it
strikes over and then the factory reopensand everyone comes in and goes back to

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work. The writers are still justgoing to be sitting there on their sweats
right. You don't think they gointo an office and do you actually writing
or like typing type typers and notwriters. I thought they were writing with.
I thought they were writing with Andthen they crumple up the paper it's
a horrible idea for a script,and then they throw it. Then they
have writer's block and they can't thinkof an alcohol bin. Yeah, and

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there's just piles of micro dose toopen up. They meet a girl at
the coffee shop, all of asudden they can yeah. Yeah. Most
of these writers are like, whatwe were. We've been on strike this
whole time. I've been doing theexact same thing. All right, Graham,
what are you having trending? Alright? According to reports, the Bay
Area is getting close to landing aw NBA team. Raiders already, you

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guys seem excited, Raiders already havingleft, and the A's with one foot
out the door. There's definitely roomfor another pro sports franchise here, particularly
in Oakland, which is where thisw NBA team would be headquartered. They'd
have their practices, but they wouldplay at Chase Center. That's because well
Warriors owner Joe Lake Up he wouldbe the owner of this team. If

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the details of this report are accurate. The Bay Area has never had a
w NBA team before, which ispretty surprising because they are in most big
cities and lots of big cities acrossthe country or have been. The closest
we've ever gotten was the Monarchs.They played in Sacramento until they guess sort
of folded. They kind of wentout of business in two thousand and nine.
Would you guys go support buy ticketsto go see your local w NBA

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team play if we got one,of course would would definitely tickets can't be
that much. Yeah, shut joke, but it wouldn't go. But this
makes me kid from Oakland. Ifthey're gonna be based out of Oakland,
why can't we get a sports teamback in Oakland? Yeah, that's true.
There is an arena there, thankyou, Like, what is the
deal? But if you were JoeLake up and you just spent all this

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money building Chase Center and you're goingto buy this, buy this franchise,
I'd wanted to play there too.It's pretty nice there. I just really
feel for the city of Oakland.I mean they lost me once I moved
from Oaklands. You fall as nowthe Warrior. If Selena is out,
we're out of here. Ana's fault, Yeah, Sam saying I haven't recovered

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from that. The JV Show onWild ninety four nine, Jess, would
you like to explain what boy math? Yes? Now, so apparently you
know men, when they saw thegirl math trend going viral online, they
took the joke a little too seriously. Let's explain girl math for those who
don't know. So, girl mathis pretty much the way we joke,
the way women justifies certain purchases,like if you pay in cash, it's

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free because you're not actually using yourcredit card. Is it like when I
return things to Amazon, I getlike free money back? Now, yeah,
that's very money. Yeah, girlmath. So they took this way
too seriously. They responded with somebacklash, even though it literally was just
a joke. Right, So nowwomen are sharing the most hilarious and ridiculous

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things that men do and are callingit boy math. So let me know
if you guys agree with some ofthese. So boy math is having one
pot, one pan, spoon,fork, cup, and play and asking
her when she's gonna come cook foryou. That's accurate math. So boy

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math is being afraid of gold diggerswhen you only have three pairs of socks
to your name. My gosh,she's only in it for the money,
dude, you don't have any yougot that? Boy math is having a
seventy inch TV but no dining table, oh bed, air matron. That's

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just called priorities. We're having likea huge TV, but they have it
on the floor. Why why Idon't get it? Okay, hanging on
the wall. Well, the diningtable, like, how often are you
going to use it? As asingle guy, We're gonna sit there and
eat a meal there by yourself.A little table. Yeah, you don't
get like a big ten person table, but like one for like two people
at least you wouldn't you have somebodyover eat all your meals on the couch

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in front of that house. Soif you invite a girl over, are
you gonna have her eat on thecouch too? We're gonna eat at a
restaurant. Oh so otherwise what amI? What am I going to cook
for? I don't know? Spoonthey're talking about boy math. This one
is a boy math is how fiveten somehow means six feet always add a

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couple of well not just to thethat's not that's the most true example of
boy math. That there is thatone. Every guys are guilty of that.
I'm trying to pull that one.I mean, when we first started
talking about how a plus or minustwo inches, well no one ever goes
minus. Yeah, so's there's twoinch margin of error. When it annoys

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me that they do that with professionalathletes. It's like they'll list their actual
stats and they'll make them taller.It's like, no, like you're already
six eight, like you don't getto say you're six like ten, like
Graham, cover your ears, coveryour ears still? Okay, okay you
guys, I think Graham does thiswith his shoe size. I think you,
like add some exercises, it mightbe actually a size ten, right,

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That's what I'm thinking. Hey,Graham, can I come back in?
Yeah? Okay, what'd you guystalk about? Nothing? This girl
math? Yeah, oh, alittle bit of boy. Yeah, my
shoes size Brad about having this guysthirteen shoe And it's really just take off
my shoes and just show you thesize. I think we like three pairs
of sauce. That's what I'm saying. So wear big shoes, but I

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have little feet inside of Yeah.You see the picture our photos from home
on Monday, if you want togo see a picture of my big float,
they're right there for you to see. But those could have been sized
tens. We can't tell by apicture. Those ain't no size tens,
size tens. If I had sizedten feet, but I'm big enough because

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I'm six four six by math six, he would allowed to add two inches.
Both athletes do it. Guys,do it if you can do it.
I'm six four. Oh my god, that means he's three quarters Graham.
What do you have here? Isaw a list of the most and
least popular slang terms by generations.I thought we could go through them really

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quick and see what you think.Jed X they their most popular terms chill,
lame, and bummer. You guyslike any of those because jen X
loves them. I use lame alot, you do, I do?
Yeah, I can't really use anyof these. I say stuff is lame,
yeah, and chill. Chill ison the say that chill is on

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the list of millennial's favorite terms.O mg, number one chill right there,
and lame both the chill and lameboth lace. Oh my god.
Maybe you don't say that's lame,like once to that party it was lame.
No, I'll say like it wasstupid, okay, and chill.
Are we using that in like netflixand chill or people need to chill out?

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Or how how was the party?Maybe like a chill out type of
way, so you're using it asa calm down kind of yeah, not
as a how was the event?It was chill? Oh? I see,
yeah, I'm gonna have a chillnight. Yeah, chills. One
of those words that, like,you don't even think that's slang. It's
just so common. I think forlike such a common term that you don't

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even realize that like it is slang. A gen Z's favorite slang selfie.
Wait, I thought nobody says selfieanymore, the OMG and ghost. I
thought selfies were done. I thoughtgen Z said selfies were like stupid.
Well apparently they use the slang term. Maybe only gen Z can use him
it's stupid when't like millennials probably andghosts interesting okay, yeah, not the

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energy drink. All right. Hereare the least favorite slang least popular slang
terms by generation. Gen X saysthirsty, clap back, and slay are
the words that they'd like to see, uh get rid of and go our
style. Oh my god millennials.Also, millennials also don't like the word
slay. They don't like sus andclout. I love all these late sus.

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I'm a little cuss about clout.I use all those it's a joking
way I would never use any ofthose words in a serious I would never
use them in regular conversation. GenZ would like to get rid of these
slang terms. Savage agreed, yes, please, pov okay, people say
that, they don't say they saythat. Yeah, And I'm gonna need

(28:17):
some help with this one. It'ssk sk like when you're laughing that one.
I don't know. I'm asking you, gen Z, I don't like
that one. Never have I thoughtnobody says that anymore, Like, Yeah,
I think that was very like shortlived. Yeah, yeah, Well
that's their little one. Maybe maybethat's why it's the least one of the

(28:37):
least popular slang terms. Bisco girlera Do you remember that? Say it?
All right? Just checking the JVshow on Wild ninety four nine.
Happy Wednesday to you, Thank youso much for hanging out this Before we
get to the person who ates theworld's hottest pepper and a lot of them,

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you guys know that hideous outfit TravisKelsey wore leaving the game on Sunday
with Taylor Swift. Uh, whyis it sold out? Like everyone's flocking
to go buy this now? Justbecause he wore it next to Taylor Swift
and he looks stupid. I know. That's what I don't understand. What
if the one thing had he woren'tjust the jacket. Fine, yes,
the pants, I could do that, but the pants and the jacket both

(29:22):
denim with like blue paint streaks throughhim. I don't know what it was,
but too much in the mustache,mostly the mustache that really sent it
down the road. You know,the company that made it u the outfit
was before before Taylor Swift. Itwas called Bedroom Painting. That was the
name of it. Okay, that'swhat it looked like. And then after

(29:42):
that they renamed it nineteen eighty nine. Stop. So everyone went to go
buy it, and now it's soldout. That's stupid. Stand by.
You be proud that your brand gotshowcased, you know, like, you
don't need to then go change thename of it. I know, all
right. Anyways, So the Carolinaat Reaper pepper YEP World Taughtest and new

(30:03):
World Record Alert. You guys,this Canadian guy ate fifty well I'll get
to he actually ate more than that, but he ate fifty of the world's
hottest chili peppers, the Carolina Reaperin a record breaking six minutes and forty
nine point two seconds. That's theworld record for fastest time to eat fifty
of the hottest world peppers. Thisguy is a vegan speed eater. His

(30:27):
name is Mike Jack. So you'renot gonna he's vegans. You're not gonna
catch him competing against Joey Chestnut atthe Hot Dog Eating Contest, whether you
know, downing ninety mystery meat glizziesall at one time. He doesn't eat
meat, so he's eating vegetables andvegan items. He eating tofood dogs,
I guess in the in the tofooddog eating contest, But six minutes and

(30:48):
forty nine point two seconds to eatfifty of the world tastes peppers. But
he was like, you know what, I might as well just keep going,
And so he just kept eating andeating and eating peppers until he eight
total of one hundred and thirty fiveof them all in that one sitting.
He said he's built a tolerance tospicy food over the past twenty years of
doing this, but he said it'sstill incredibly uncomfortable. He said that the

(31:12):
spiciness of a Carolina reprepepper is insane. It hurts your mouth, it hurts
every corner of your mouth and yourthroat and everything. But he said,
the stomach discomfort after that's the worstpart. He says, it feels like
somebody is squeezing and twisting his guts. Oh my god, yourself like that.
You can't tell me that that's themost painful part, because the most

(31:33):
painful part, it's got to bethe fire rhea at the other side.
It has to be. It justhas to be. I imagine he goes
to the bathroom. He takes offlike a like a space sex shovel,
like you're you blast off right,there's legitimately smoke and flames and flames shooting,
and you lift up up above therim of the toilet seat for just

(31:55):
a few seconds and hovered there beforegoing back. There's an update. Yeah,
he's still on the toilet. Ohhe's still there. Have to fire
you what God, one hundred andthirty five Carolina Reapers. If I get
a Carolina Reaper, would any ofyou guys Nataline the next quest for Jess.
Yes, you have to eat thewhole thing, but just like a
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(32:17):
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all the stuff you need to know. What's HoTT in music, movies,
shows, and the most talked aboutstories happening today in the Bay. The
most talked about story happening is TravisKelsey and Taylor Swift. This is the
last thing on them, Okay,okay, after after today, no more

(37:07):
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swifts show.So Travis Kelsey, you know, he
does this weekly podcast with his brotherJason called New Heights, and you know
before he'd kind of dodge questions aboutTaylor and not give clear answers. Now
he's addressing their relationship head on,talking about you know, after Taylor went
to his game on Sunday, howdoes it feel that Taylor Swift is finally

(37:30):
put you on the map. Shoutout to Taylor for pulling up. That
was pretty ballsy. That was prettyballsy. Yeah. I just thought it
was awesome how everybody in the sweethad nothing but great things to say about
her. You know, the friendsof family. She looked amazing. Everybody
was talking about her in great light. To see the high fives with Mom.

(37:51):
It was definitely a game, I'llremember, that's what. Damn sure.
He talked about leaving with her inhis convertible and going above the speed
limit, which I don't think youshould be doing with Taylor Swift in the
car. Precious cargo, Right,what if something would have happened on a
fantasy team, Precious Cargo. Don'tget hurt, buddy, all right,
I'm more of Travis Kelsey talking aboutTaylor. I know I brought all this
attention to me, right, I'mthe one that was I did the whole

(38:14):
friendship bracelet thing, and you know, told everybody how but hurt I was
that I didn't get to meet Taylor. You'll shoot your show? Yeah,
you know what I mean, youmiss one hundred percent. You don't take
baby. Does he seem like alittle just a little corny to you,
Yeah, I don't know if Icould do that, But you know,
Taylor seems happy by the way.He does say that now he would like
a little more privacy. What's realis that you know, it is my

(38:37):
personal life, and I want torespect both of our lives. She's not
in the media as much as Iam doing this show every single week,
and you know, having fun duringthe NFL season on other guys shows like
like the McAfee show and any othershow that I go on from here on
out, you know, So everythingmoving forward, I think I think me

(38:57):
talking about sports and saying all right, nah, we'll have to be kind
of where I keep it. Sono more Taylor talk. Yeah right,
sadly, just like here on theJV ship starting tomorrow, no more Taylor
and Travis ty talk. Yeah,but he's not going to be able to
dodge the questions. Well, therewill be an onslaught. There will be
a media frenzy about it. Sorry, that's just the nature of dating Taylor
Swift or whatever. They eat hisex calling him a cheater. I did

(39:22):
so. This woman named Maya,she won Travis's dating show back in twenty
sixteen that he had on the ENetwork. She said, Taylor seems like
the show Yeah Catching Kelsey, anybodywatch that? Nopee? So she said,
Taylor seems like such a fun girlwith the beautiful spirit. So I
wish her the best of luck.But I wouldn't be a girl's girl if

(39:42):
I didn't advise her to be smarts. And then she told Daily Mail.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. However, sources close to Travis is
saying that this girl just wants herfifteen minutes of fame. She and Travis
dated it for like a month.He did not cheat, and they weren't
even that serious. They were likebarely together contractual. It was contractual meaning
they had to because she won theshow. They had to like, yeah,

(40:04):
hang out, they had to dayyeah after and they broke up after
a month. They like, wasn'tit? And I'm assuming he had other
girlfriends after her, right? Yeah? So is he just warning Taylor just
because she's like Taylor Swift? BecauseI don't think she probably warn't the other
ones, or she just gonna continuefor the rest of his dating life to
warn every single girl. Probably notjust just because it's Taylor, and she

(40:24):
probably doesn't want the attention she needs. Something become of this the JV show
on Wild ninety four nine, wewere just talking about Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey only because Travis finally like addressingtheir relationship head on on his podcast,
Oh We have a talkback. Thankyou so much for interacting with us,

(40:45):
for leaving us your messages. Youcan always leave one on the iHeartRadio app.
Good Morning jav Show. I justwant to say that the swifty fans
are so freaking funny. If youlook at his like comments on his TikTok
and stuff. All the stuffies arelike are you you were a new dad
now? And then everyone's like,calm down, you're being too loud.
You know, get it from youknow whatever. But anyways, just read

(41:07):
the comments circle in that Oh mygosh, really quick, go back and
watch the video of Britney Spears dancingvery creepily with the knives that we posted
yesterday at the javshow dot com becauseshe's claiming they are fake, they're Halloween
props. Because people were really concerned, Like a Brittany, she's you'd be

(41:30):
waving these knives around in the airlike that. She's like, calmed down,
everyone, They're not even real.Even though some people pointed out you
can hear them clinking. I didn'thave either. Definitely, look, look
they look real, but then listen. She posted another follow up video She's
wearing the same outfit, so thismust have been like right after. And
she has like a bandage on herarm, like wrapped around her wrist.

(41:53):
She has a cut on her thigh, oh my god, on her back,
like there's no way. These arebig knives. So these are maybe
she had another There's no way.These these are definitely real. And now
people are like legit concerned for herdogs, like they're they're calling for her
dogs for her Well, okay,he was dancing around her house her dog

(42:15):
to like innocent bystanders, you knowwhat I mean. And they looked really
freaked out in the video. Theywas standing right there. I've been concerned
for her dogs this entire time,for the last two years, over long
Free Britney things been going. I'vebeen worried about her dogs. All right,
now they should be concerned a littlebit more, all right, Graham,
you wanted to talk about Colin Kaepernick. He's back in the news.

(42:36):
Yeah. This was a pretty bigstory yesterday because it became public that Kaepernick
had written a letter to the NewYork Jets asking for them to sign him.
That was kind of the rumor.When Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles.
Everyone's like, wow, maybe Kaepernickcould come in and they're gonna need a
quarterback, at least a backup quarterback. Why not signed Cap? And that

(42:58):
rumor got shut down pretty quick,like that's not gonna happen. Well,
it turns out Kaepernick actually wants togo to the Jets. He wrote a
letter to the team saying, I'mnot asking to be the starter. I'm
not even asking to be the backup. I'm asking for you to sign me
to the practice squad. NFL teamskeep a group of players on their practice
squads so that in case one oftheir starters or backups to the starters gets

(43:21):
hurt, then they can elevate someoneto the practice from the practice squad to
the active roster. So he's justsaying, look, let me practice with
the team if nothing else, You'reit's going to be good practice, you
know, for your team to beprepared for a mobile quarterback like some other
notable quarterbacks that they're going to facein the league. And you know,
and best case scenario, you're goingto see that I still like, I've

(43:45):
still got it and maybe you willwant to elevate me up the roster.
And they still said no, theyI haven't heard any response to that.
I mean, I guess they sortof gave their response and that they signed
Trevor Simeon, who's like veteran quarterbackwho's kind of bounced around the league.
They sign him as a backup quarterbackyesterday, So maybe that's their response.

(44:06):
Like, no, So the Jetshas this to you guys gotten kind of
sad at this point? Or doyou admire his determination? He hasn't played
in the league since twenty sixteen,I believe, so it's been a few
years, and he maintains that he'sstill basically in shape and still practicing and
still ready to go. You know, I do admire the determination and him

(44:28):
not being willing to give up.This is clearly a huge passion of his.
But then I also feel really badfor the guy, you know,
and at some point cap like becauseI really like him and everything he stands
for and everything that he's done andthat he's been doing and continues to do.
But you have to have some pridein yourself and just be like you

(44:49):
don't want me, fine, I'mgoing to do bigger and better things without
the NFL. That's where I thinkhe should be at a little bit.
I think the tough part though,is that if which it seems that that's
like his true like passion in life, Like how do you just give up
on your passion too? You know? I feel like he maybe wants to
have like both like still stand forwhat he believes in, but also get

(45:09):
to do when I get that,but like, how many times are you
just going to be rejected and justbe like, Okay, well I'll just
try somewhere else, knowing they're gonnasay no too. The fact that he
can't get a job, But thatwas always the thing. Does he wants
to be a starter in the league? Okay, Well now he's saying,
I don't even want to be thebackup to the starter. I'll go to
the practice squad. So I admirethat part of it, Like, Okay,

(45:30):
he's willing to just basically again andstart at the ground floor and work
his way up if given the opportunity. How is there not a team in
the league that needs this guy ontheir practice squad. I guarantee he's better
than a lot of practice squad quarterbacksout there. Politics at this point,
he's just been shut out. Imean, legitimately, I mean, we
know that for a fact. Ijust want can one team the Jets,

(45:52):
like your season's throw away? Atthis point, you lost your starting quarterback.
You have no chance to win theSuper Bowl? Can we just trot
him out there in a game andsee what he can do? And if
he can't do it, then wecan all close the door and move on,
right, I mean, okay,So let's say that doesn't happen,
Graham, do you think that heshould keep on trying? Yes, so
you say, don't give up.He's got to do it until one team

(46:12):
trots Hi out there and he getsone more shot, and if he can't,
if he looks good enough, andwe'll all go, hey, he
can't still play, And if hedoesn't, then we'll all be like,
okay, how many teams are there? And then now we can move on
thirty two? So let him trythirty more times. I think there's thirty
two. Give up, oh Sla, really quick before we move on.
I do have to get a specialbirthday shout in this. Mom slid into

(46:35):
my DMS last night. She said, my son, bay Rku or I
guess I'm saying that right, yeah, bay Rku. She put some FINEX
melling there and bay r Q isturning eight on Wednesday. Could you guys
please wish him a happy birthday.He loves the show and we listen every
morning on the way to school.Thank you so much. And that is
from Siko happened birthday, but reallyso far good point. This Saturday,

(47:00):
Graham and I would love to meetyou to hang out with you. We're
gonna be at Marrows Credit Union inSunnyvale collecting laptops. Yeah, we're doing
a laptop drive. We've been doinga laptop drive, so thank you to
everybody that has donated an old,used laptop that they're no longer using.
We're looking for twenty fifteen and newerIntel five or above and there are a

(47:20):
lot of Bay Area students in need, so we're hoping to help a ton
of them by getting these laptops tothem. Mari was Credit Union is going
to do all the hard work foryou. They're gonna refurbish it, they're
gonna clean it up and then getit to these kids. If you haven't
donated, again, thank you.Everybody has. But if you haven't,
do it this Saturday, because wewill be at the Sunnyvale location twelve to
two and then you get to meetus and hang with us, and we're
really excited to see everybody having fun. We got beset the gift cards to

(47:44):
give away. We got more ticketsto California's Great America to give away.
There's gonna be faith painting, soMara Wes, they've been really really awesome
and helping us, you know,get this event together. You can go
to any location now and drop offa laptop. By the way, they're
always looking out for that's their members, but the community. Mariwett's Credit Union
working for you and our community todaytomorrow together the JV Show on Wild ninety

(48:08):
four nine blow talkbacks coming in.You're hopefully it's not too late. I
got a birthday Shadow turning twenty threetoday. Listen every day. Thank you
so much for aways being on.Have a good day, well, happy
birthday, Happy birthday. I don'tknow your name, but happy birthday.
Yeah, if you have a goodday. Hey, good morning. Everybody's

(48:29):
Robert Channel's ay, And I'm justwondering, Selina, when are you going
to take that day trip to Monterrayright? What's he talking about, Selena?
He is this about my Ford commercial? Oh? Yeah, you have
been talking about that day trip toMonterey for quite some time. Another talk
back. Hey, good morning guys, this is Jackie. I just have

(48:52):
a question. This is for Selena. Did you ever take that day trip
to many I'm mid day guys,Yeah, your new Ford export. Did
you You're gonna load up the kidsand the double stroller and you were gonna
go probably to the aquarium and takethe day trip to Monterey. Slid out
tonight. Tell me about the daytrip. We are taking a day trip
to Monterey coming up, and youknow, I might have to open up

(49:12):
that twin panel moon roof. Letmy hair blow on the wind. Yeah,
did you open up? Did youopen up the twin panel moon roof?
I did, and I did.It was nice. It was a
great trip. A lot of traffic. Oh yeah, that's that's the bad
part. But you know, Gwento Monterey always always good in the twin
panel moon roof, the comfortable seats. I got a Monterey trip coming up
next month. You actually where areyou going? Well? I play in

(49:34):
this golf tournament there that my cousinputs on every year and we always go
down the night before and then hitthe town and then I play in that
tournament really hung over, really reallyhung over. Do you guys want to
make it a JV show of MontereyNight Out? You can let the let
your hair blow in the breeze yourtwin panel moonroof. Oh I'm busy that
day, Come on, dang it. The Federal Aviation Administration is saying that

(49:58):
we should not be filming passenger meltdownson flights. They're saying it could escalate
things and make it far more dangerousthan it already is. If someone has
a cell phone in your face,it's just gonna make things worse. You're
gonna set that person off that's clearlyalready having issues, So recording definitely creates
added risk. My question is becausealthough that person's right we should not be

(50:22):
doing this, that only causes thatperson to flip out even more. Yeah,
my question is, could you guysactually refrain from doing it? Though
this person's going off there, youknow, acting crazy. I gotta could
you not record it? Like?I don't think I'd be able to resist,
and I'm not going to have thephone up to their face, but
I'm gonna rememord hide it like yousneakily or inconspicuous. You know, I

(50:43):
mean, shouldn't that rule then applyto every to your daily life all the
time. Everybody records the people flippingout going crazy. I don't, but
because I just don't care. Thebest ones are on the flight. So
the person that saw the that backthere was not real. There's that one.
There was the Instagram you know,I'm Instagram famous. These are the

(51:04):
best meltdowns ever. I think,Yeah, there's no way I get I
get that, I understand the guidance. It would sure be nice if you
didn't do this. But and mostlybecause you know, I've bet the airlines
don't want it because they're whatever flight, and airline's name always gets attached to
it, like yeah, crazy personon Delta flight totally loses it. You
know, They're like, can youthis is like bad advertising for us,

(51:27):
Like, yeah, these meltdowns arehappening on our flights. I say,
it's somebody else, or don't doit, don't record it at all.
But you can't stop people. No, it's too late. The JV Show
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(51:49):
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Every day it's all the stuff youneed to know. What's hotted music,
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bay. Before I get to JuliaFox, who just kidding, we have

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Sunnyvale for our back to school laptopdrive. All right, so, Julia
Fox says that she never hooked upwith Kanye West. Never, So just

(52:37):
to refresh your memory, Julia isthe woman that got with Kanye like they
dated after he and Kim had split. They weren't together for a long time,
but when they were together, theywere like always together, inseparable.
So Julia Fox has this new bookout called Down the Drain where she's talking
about her past drug use and likeall of her relationships. And she did

(53:00):
an interview with The New York Timesand she said in this book, it
was really important for her to justbe honest about everything and not leave out
any details like a lot of otherpeople will do when writing like memoirs and
stuff. So she says, thereare stories there, you know, in
the book about hookups and stuff,but none with Kanye quotes because they're like,

(53:22):
wasn't any it wasn't really about that. Wow, that was very good.
That's how she talks. You hateJa, Yeah, I don't hate
her. I don't hate her.So don't like her? Do you think
that, Kanye? Because we're seeingI don't I forget her name, Bianca
new Yeah, same thing. Yousee her them everywhere together. They're glued

(53:43):
together at the hip. And that'sthe way it was with him and Julia
Fox. We saw them everywhere together. Do you think that's just he just
makes them walk around with them everywherefor paparazzi pictures, but then when the
doors are closed later they don't hookup. Yeah, I couldn't be eating
kind of a weird dianete. Whateveris going on, it's very weird.
But if he's not in that headspace, like he was going through a lot
of stuff, especially while he waswith Julia, you know, he was

(54:07):
too busy making very offensive remarks,he's probably not thinking about sexy times now.
Guys are never too busy for that. Oh okay, that's a good
point. You kill a man.You could have a to do list a
mile long and be working three jobs. We'll figure out a time for that.
Speaking to Kanye, he is ina much better headspace now. Sources
are saying that he's been working hardon a new solo album. It's been

(54:28):
a couple of years since he putanything out, but he's happy. He
is working like crazy. They're sayingthat he finished like ten songs this week
alone, whoa and I do likethis part. Supposedly this music and the
themes like in it going to bea lot closer to the old Kanye sound.
Did you know a lot of thereal fans miss So that's something to

(54:49):
look forward to. More tracks likethat one, Whoop Doop scoopido that favorite.
I love that one. Kim's Oldsiakis claiming that Kroy beerman latest divorce
petition is a sham. As youknow, Kroy filed for divorce again last
month, and now Kim is firingback, saying she wants to divorce thrown
out because they're still living together.First of all, so she's like,

(55:09):
how can KROI say the marriage isirretrievably broken. But here's her main point.
She says, they're still hooking uplike all the time, really,
so the opposite of Kanye. Yes, She's like, we're still looking up
all the time, So how areyou like trying to divorce me At the
same time, Well, Kroy hasfired back, filed some new court documents

(55:30):
of his own, and he saysin these documents that just because he's hooking
up with her does not indicate adesire to reconcile. He still has a
desire to divorce her ass. Sothey're just like angry doing it. Yeah,
imagine the person who has to readthese court documents and this is backing
for They're just shaking their head thewhole time, like, yeah, you're

(55:51):
still in the same house. Comeon, you just hooked up and where
and like a reality show? Ohwait, reality starts. No cameras,
Graham, what do you have inside? Today? Side's trendy? All right?
Target announced yesterday that they're going tobe permanently closing three of the of
their Bay Area stores. The companysays that theft and organized retail crime has
just become too rampant, and theyalso want to protect the safety of their

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employees and their shoppers. There areother experts, though, they say Target
business as a whole has been struggling. They're likely just closing less profitable locations
and blaming it on rampant retail theft. Either way, the stores that will
be closing, there's one on FolsomStreet here in San Francisco, their location
on Broadway in Oakland, and onein Pittsburgh on Century Boulevard. They take
a moment say you goodbyes there they'llbe closing. The Bay Area isn't the

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only place where they are doing this. They're also closing stores in Portland,
Seattle, and New York City forthe same reason. Yes, all under
the blanket. Same reason. Again. There are other experts that are saying
it's because their business is not doingthat great right now, which is surprising
to me because has anyone left Targetwithout spending their entire wallet, I don't
know how. Don't worry though,Target shoppers the Bay area will still have

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thirty two other locations, so stillis likely a Target near you. Now
there needs to be thirty five.We need more targets. We don't need
more targets. My wallet does notneed more targets or costcos. I went
to the Costco yesterday here in thecity. And you know, every time
you're like, I'm only going tospend this much, and then you double
that number, then you check outand it's one cart load of stuff.

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How did that many dollars fit intoone cart? Anything else? Graham and
trending, Yeah, I mean,speaking of on the topic of rampant crime,
there's some pretty alarming numbers that arecoming out of Oakland. So far
this year, there have been tenthousand, eight hundred and twenty three cars
stolen stolen cars in Oakland. That'san average of more than forty cars stolen

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a day. And this is thehighest since they started keeping records back in
two thousand and eight. Now,how does this pacing compared to last year?
It's blowing last year out of thewater. Last year had a total
of nine eight hundred and fifty ninecar stolen, So they've already pasted last
year's entire year total for car stolen. We've got a few months left this

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year, so that number is goingto continue to go up forty cars a
day? Or are there any carsleft to steal at the end of the
year out of all that? Like, I want to know how many have
been recovered? Like what happens?There's only two? Wow? I think,
well, your sister got one.Bet when that was an open we
had to do a steak out getit back ourselves. We have never got

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this car back by the way,my yah, my sister's car was stole
in front of my house. Yeah, we've we had to go. You
guys tracked it down and got itbetter. Yeah. I would have never
seen it yet. Okay, soI got a lower. Let me update
the stats. One one was possiblyzero? Yeah, maybe half half right.
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