Cringe or Naw

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, The.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
JV Show, I'm Selena. I'm just Crystal Market in New
York City. Now your presence on.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
These there, let us introduce you first, right, like you're
part of the show or something.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, we weren't going to build it up or anything,
but at least like, let's give us that common.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Courtesy, right, But since you did it, I guess that's it.
Crystal's here. Crystal who again.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Crystal from the number one market, New York City came
to you know, graz Your presence is no big deal.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
People in the Bay Area. You don't care about that. Uh,
just a little bit of backstory. Crystal used to be
on the JV show. If you're used to they, yeah,
I used to. How many years was every the show?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, Crystal?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
How many years has it been since you were What
year did you move to New.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
York twenty twenty one?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh, so it has been a while.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You believe that we're getting old, y'all.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Our audience has completely forgotten about it. I know at
that point.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Before then, because she left the morning show to do nice.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, that's right, so it'spin Even so, it has been even.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Longer yeah, seven years, we're good old. Anyways, that's who
Crystal is. She came in here with her little veil.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Ride that later because I might have a rant, but
she did bring us a Starbucks this morning, which was
much much appreciated. Appreciate it. I gotta come up. What
is this? A Pumpkins Spices.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Cold brew, cold brew sweet cream, cold brew pumpkin spice.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
These things are good, These things are real jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Aside, thank you for visiting us today. We do miss
you here. Let's get to the first talk back of
the day.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Good morning JV show. This easy from Midland, Texas. You're
number one listener. I've been listening since Hot ninety seven seven.
That was back in wedding nineteen ninety something. Come on, now,
this kid from Plano has nothing on me. I remember
when you guys used to do the little crank calls,
or when you guys did that w B show Live
to do the giveaway that Dodge truck and you got

(02:00):
we're all showing their doghouse tattoos. That's how old I am.
Come on, now, doghouse what Graham?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Did you ever get one of the tattoos?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
No, I didn't. The tattoo artist came in twice to
give me that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Tattoo, and you didn't do it both times.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
And I did not do it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you get consequences.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Mostly from the judgment from the entire Bay area upset
that I did not get my doghouse tattoo? I remember,
I think it was on my eighteenth birthday, eighteenth or
nineteenth birthday. Tattoo artist was there waiting for me to
give me my tattoo, live on the air, and I said, nope.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
And what year was this?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh so so only ten years ago, so it wasn't
that long ago, doghouse.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm glad I did not get a tattoo. I'm not tattooed, dude,
no part.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do you regret that for the memories?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, not at all. Just asking just asking that our
buddy is he there at JV show number one in Midland, Texas.
Let check this morning.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Look he's got a bee brewing because he says, move over,
dude from Plaino tech sus who left us a talk
about yesterday. So I don't know how they're going to
settle this to see who's our number one Texas listener
because there are others. But right now, Izzy and Ulysses.
I think his name was from Plano. I don't know
how they're going to settle it, but they should drive
to each other and fight.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, this is very flattering that people in Texas are
fighting over who's our number one listener in Techlas Texas.
People in Utah fighting over us as well. I think
this should just be a nationwide thing.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just everyone.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, everyone fight for your number one spot in your state, jousting.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Chrystal, how many any Texas listeners do you have?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh my gosh, well, you know in New York, I'm
the number one now most listened to in the country.
Meanings just came in, so yes, you are.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Over there.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Today is National Women's Health and Fitness Day.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, you guys, this is an exciting day. I mean,
I'm surrounded by a bunch of ladies here, So I
thought i'd just throw it to you guys and let
you talk about the last time you worked out. So
let's start with you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh no, let's not start with me.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, why no, it's Natural Women's Health and Fitness Day.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Selena.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
When's the last time you hit the gym.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's been a few months. Oh, I had I stopped
going in the summertime, you were crushing it in twenty
five rushing it. I was crushing it. I was doing
personal training. I was going and I was actually doing it.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
You were bringing in your water jug the giant.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I was drinking water. I was meal prepping. I was
doing so good.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Then what happened?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And then we pulled the kids out of daycare. I
have a gaggle of kids, if you don't know, pull
them out of daycare for the summer. And then I
wasn't able to like take them with me. We all
got as I said, my kids, Are.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
You gonna go back or nomm Yeah in twenty twenty six,
I don't get in the back.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm going to back this year? Or are you going
to start fresh than the new year?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Might just start fresh in the new year.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, holiday, I don't blame you, Just when's the last
time you worked out?

Speaker 6 (04:55):
That would be That would have been on Did you
die your hair?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh? Yeah, I died my hair. It's a little darker,
a little a little refresher.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Okay, So Monday, in honor of National Women's Health and
Fitness Day, you've worked out one day this week?

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Okay, that's pretty good. Better than me and Our buddy
Crystal joined us this morning. She's in town for something
really big that we're going to talk about. Have you
been working out leading up to this big event.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'll do some vinyasa yoga flows maybe once a month.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
The hell's out.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's pretty much like a big kidnap stretch. That's really
what that whole yoga class is. You're just deep stretching,
but it does feel good.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
So you deep stretched in preparation for this big thing
you have this week, stretched for.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
We're on the radio, SORR the JV Show on Wild
ninety four nine.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Good Morning JV Show. This is Jackie from Hayward. Oh
my gosh, Crystal Rosos is there. I just want to
say that it's so nice to hear your voice. I
miss hearing you on the JV Show, but I've been
following you on social media and I remember listening to
your podcast, Crystals Nightcap, and I just want to say
congratulations on getting married. It's been so fun watching you

(06:14):
grow up.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But mainly yes, that's a great point gram. Thank you, Jackie,
so sweet love. We are the JV Show.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm Selina, I'm Jess, I'm Christy and it's time for four.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The four things you need to heads up on to
start your day.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Get ready for another streaming service? Price high? Does everyone
have Disney Plus?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, well price is going up October twenty first, But
at the on it's gonna be going up two bucks
eleven ninety nine. The premium plan without the ads, it's
going to be eighteen ninety nine a month.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I'm canceling. I don't need it anymore. I take a
moment say goodbye to the San Francisco Giants twenty twenty
five season. Last night they lost the Cardinals ninety eight,
and they were officially eliminated from postseason contention. They had
the lead going into the ninth inning, but blew the game.
He gave up two runs in that inning. This marks
the eighth time in the last nine seasons that they
have missed the playoffs. That's not good. They have one

(07:10):
more game against the Cardinals tonight, six forty five, before
finishing the season with a three game weekend series here
against the Rockies at Oracle Park.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh ma, go Mets.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got that root for somebody. We've got root for
somebody else in the playoffs. Now the Giants aren't in
the playoffs, so go met.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
After the hottest day of the year yesterday, we're back
to fall today.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Temperatures will significantly drop.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Highs will be in the mid seventies to upper seventies,
with a chance of light showers throughout the afternoon, So very,
very different from yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Carrying umbrella just in case.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I guess. Hey, Capricorn, Betsy, your day's day is going
to be an eight. You've got all the information you need,
so go ahead and make that big decision. You can
pretend to need advice from your significant other if that
makes you happy, But your mind is made up and
you already know what you're gonna do, so don't delay
any longer.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Today is the day get.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
The coin, Bestine. That's not really resonating with me. Today
is the days believe you.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Don't have a big decision that you've got your mind
made it.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Maybe it's about the ahead wedding guest dress.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, wedding guest dress, Yes, got it that I need
to do.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Maybe is that the JV show on Wild.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
It's a boarding squad. It's your boy Wookie checking in.
I heard my little pals back in the building. Hi, Chris,
So what's going on? Touleena? Graham? Jess gee, I hope
you guys have a great show.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Take care, Hey bush bush on Maine?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What you want to set one? You haven't heard of
that Bush on Maine? Yeah? Should I have? Have you
heard of that? Is this a New York thing? And
does a TikTok thing? Okay? So me and Graham were
already disqualified.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
But you don't know what on me? Is that like the.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Bush that comes out and scarcely does Carol pushmen? A
little scary? Graham when you're not extracting it?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, when those things pop out?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Talked about young blood? Right the artist? Okay? Were less
cool or not? Listen? Thank you do this every Wednesday
we throw somethings out. Is that cool or not? Would
you guys mind if I kicked it off?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (09:20):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Or not? Going to your man's bachelor party?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Not cool?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Not that go off?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Queen?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, I actually know someone that did this. I thought
over the serious Graham. You actually know this person too?
What it's crystal, y'all?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Are Hey?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Why were you at your fiance's bachelor party? It was like, hella,
dudes and they're like beer drinking beers they're in Vegas yelling,
causing the scene, and then it's Crystal in her little sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
So strong, get the listen.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Listen. I was invited to the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Why
weren't you guys there in Bacon? Okay? I forgot about
that fire. Anyways, I was there working, and then my
fiance he came to like tag along with me, and
because we knew that was happening, I planned for all
of his friends and our family to come surprise him
for his bachelor party that he didn't even want. That

(10:13):
part is cool, but why were you there? I was
there because I was a T shirt coordinator, so I
had to hand out all the T shirks.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Okay, But then you got the hell out of there
right and let him out of his fun I did.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I let them have their fun night one okay, But
then night too. It was my brother's birthday. I want
to teach, and I was my family. I never see
the fans. I did hang out with them night too,
but I did give him his one night.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Wait, so let me get this straight. Okay. It's nice
that you helped organize the whole thing and surprise them.
That part cool, and you let them have the night.
But then the next night you brought along. You mean
to tell me that you think that your man in
Vegas and now he's having a surprise bachelor party, wants
to hang out with your family on for your brother's birthday.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, well, oh my good bachelor weekend. There a bachelor party.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, and guess what, then let him all his buddies
surprise him there. So then you let him and his
buddies go have fun. They don't want to be bringing guy.
You guys, they don't want to be bringing Crystal's family
to the.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Love him to death. He doesn't have friends, like he
has one friend. He really doesn't have his friends flew out.
Those are the best ones because they need you more exactly.
I love it. He's relying on me. So half of
the bachelor party was Mike, my brother, my other brother,

(11:35):
my cousin. Because they're all homies.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Now they're all squatted up, So technically he crashed Crystal.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Second. Sounds like that leads us into our next Cool
or not?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, what do you guys think? Cool or not? Brides
that have multiple engagement parties, bridle showers, and bachelorette parties, not.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You know, it's not my fault that I'm so loved.
I loved the coast to coast and I'm so blessed
my family here in the Bay. Hem Man, thanks for
showing up, Selena.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh yeah, I was actually busy that day. Anyway, me too.
How many have you had?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I had a bridal shower here my mom threw. I
had a bridal shower in New York that my New
York family threw, my friends over there, my church family.
I had the bachelorette in Vegas. I had the bachelor
I crashed my fiance in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Again, there were There's been more every time.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
An engagement party, yeah, we had one of those.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Look, we're very excited our buddy Crystal getting married this weekend,
and it's it's super exciting, But the lead up to
this thing has been just downright absurd. I'm saying, every
time I go on social media, you were at a
different one of your bridal showers, And this leads me
to my next cool er not And it even applies today. Shockingly,
I didn't know this, but cool or not brides that

(12:53):
have multiple engagement parties, bridle showers, bachelorette parties and wear
a white dress and a veil to all of them
and I and this is very fitting because today Crystal
showed up wearing a veil and some bride in a
sweatshirt that says bride on it and she.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Got just one too. I'm here with two dell holes
and a veil.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
So Selena, let me sidebar with you here? Cool or
not on that? Like wearing a veil and you look,
this is your third or fourth bridle shower at this
point and you're still there wearing a white dress and
a veil. Cool or not?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I want to say not cool?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
But like what say? It feels good but not cool?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
What else are you going to wear? It's like that's
what you're supposed to wear.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Just a nice dress. You know, you don't have to
wear the full on sail you.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Because this happens once, like you want it to only
happen once.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
At least it doesn't happen once. This is your fourth
bridle shower.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Maybe the veil the first one after that you just
wear like a white dress, thank you.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
But every single one of them, you're the bride.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, and I'm with different people. I want the love that.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Crowd, but it's your bread. They know that they're going
to show for you. They're not like they don't get there, like,
who's who's the bride here? Why? Oh, there she is
wearing the veil. They know they brought you a present.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
You're also taking pictures and you want to be able
to look back at those pictures and be like, oh,
that was.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
At my bridal shower.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, the first one.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Every single one you take, you're gonna know. It's not
you're gonna forget. So I'm just so loved, Like everyone
wants to celebrate me at all times, I was celebrating myself.
It seems like it's gonna be a lot of bridle talk.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
This morning, because next I do want to talk about
an influencer's engagement ring and the reaction she was getting online.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine The.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
JV Show on a Wednesday Heavy, I'm Selina, I'm christ
thanks for hanging out with the JV Show. Crystal, a
familiar voice is back with us. You know, she used
to be on the JV Show many years ago.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
She's getting married this week.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
We were just talking about her having multiple engagement parties,
multiple bridal showers, multi multiple bachelor parties, it's like non
stop Happy.

Speaker 11 (15:02):
Home Day JV Show.

Speaker 10 (15:05):
I'm so excited to hear Crystals here.

Speaker 12 (15:08):
Crystal, don't worry about what the haters think.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's not cringe that.

Speaker 11 (15:13):
You showed up to your fiance's bachelor party and then
you have multiple bachelorette parties.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's okay.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
They're just hating on you. You do you boo.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
I'm excited for you, Crystal.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Have a good day, guys.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Bye bye.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
We were just giving our buddy Crystal a hard time.
But in my defense, it did seem like overkill when
on social media it's like her third vital shower.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I feel like I can't really stay too much. It's
like like people like when I was pregnant, I had
multiple baby showers that were like out of my control.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You know what I mean? Like you I.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Could tell never mind.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
There's an influencer name's Melissa Winkler. She recently posts did
her engagement ring a lot of Bridle talk this morning
on the JV show. I know, but she posts this picture.
You can see it right now JB Morning Show. It's
gotten over twenty.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Million views.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Because of the size of this thing.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Grandma, are you laughing?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
You need a microscope to see it. It's so it's
no judgment. That's not judgment, that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
It's stinky. It's a tiny at the picture again, JV
Morning Show. It's on our story on Instagram, and it's
a close up of her hand and it's not close
up enough to see the rings.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
See the ring doom in there. Here's my thing.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
A lot of people were like commenting, like I would
have said no, Like you said no, right, what would
you guys have done?

Speaker 8 (16:47):
I wouldn't say no. I still want to marry the
person that's giving me the ring.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
If you tell him to get you a new one, though,
or are you wearing that one?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Probably displaying posting it immediately?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I'm posting it, but I you're not.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
That I would want. It's not the style I want
because the diamond's so tired. The stuff that I want
involves a much larger diamon.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Wait, so you wouldn't post it, Crystal, I'm not posting
that or accepting that. You know you would say or not?
No ring, it's so small.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
No, it's not even big.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Enough to be a go back and get a different ring. Yes,
I'm questioning why he thinks that if you can't afford it, though,
what if that saves up a month, save up a
month maybe to get something even bigger than that. I mean,
that's that's rough, y'all. Let's be real, Like, let's be real.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I wouldn't have it in me to say no, to
say go get a different ring, but every man knows
that's not appropriate.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Obviously not well, but again to justice point, I mean,
what if this is your budget and isn't At the
end of the day, the engagement isn't it just it's
about it's a moment. It's about marrying the person. You're
engaged to marry the person that he loves. So like
the ring and the I mean, all this stuff is
just so superficial. It shouldn't matter at all. It matters
how much you love each other. Even though when I

(18:06):
came across this picture and I saw that this week,
even I thought, I'm like, are they trolling? Like is
this one of those ones just to see just to
try to go viral reaction, because that's kind of what
I think about what this is.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
But there were there were even other ladies that common did.
They were like, oh my god, I actually really like
dainty jewelry, like this is my style, Like it's cute
and tiny, That's what I want. So there are women
out there and maybe he thought that one of them
they're brainwashed. That's what I'm wondering, is like how much
does something like this cost?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
You can get this out of a gumball at the pharmacy,
and I.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
See what Crystal says, then, because yeah, then you can
save a couple save up a couple of months and
buy something that's even just slightly bigger at least, or like,
isn't moist and night a big thing right now?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
The fake ones? Which is fine, I don't I'm not
judging people on.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
That word moist night.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, but maybe maybe most guys figure like she wants
something like a real diamond. Yes, you know what I mean,
that's what ladies always talk about, Like nobody wants a
hang ring a real diamond.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
What if this cost him a lot of money because
the amount of tries on the gubball machine because he
kept getting like temporary tattoos of all the stuff, and
he finally like it could have taken him like a
hundred tries until he got the ring out.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
If it was a family heirloom, I would understand. I
would accept that if it was a family passed down ring, okay,
and you would post it, no promo, shop it and
face a little bit.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
It'd be like, hey, what are you going to post
about our engagement? Like why aren't you showing off that
we're engaged?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Post pictures of the engagement? Just don't show your hand.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Maybe it's a moon rock or like an asteroid. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Maybe I've seen the moon that doesn't look like this,
and the moon's a lot bigger. I just but at
the end of the day, I mean, it does come
back to the point like what does it Does it
really matter? Are you getting engaged for social media or
you getting engaged for you yourself as a couple. I mean,
that's what it's really about. But even I know I
would even not even I know that I wouldn't show

(20:12):
up with this ring. I don't know. I mean, I
just think it's a shame that that's where we're at
in society, particularly because diamonds are completely price fixed and
their i mean, their value is a tiny tenC tiny
fraction of what we're spending on them. It's the biggest
scam in history, and I don't know that. There's a
lot of frustrating.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
If people also fear judgment from like their friends and family,
or just like other I think other girls that have
bigger rings. I my husband knows somebody who sent her
man back to get.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
A bigger ring. Wow, I actually did, like, this is.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Not I think I would break up if. I think
if I if I presented my wife with a ring
proposed to her and she's like, ugh, it's too little.
I think that's my sign right there. I'm out, yeah, nope.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well, the thing is the man is supposed to know
what the woman wants, so he should know how she
is if she is the type of girl that wants
a big, flashy thing. I have a friend that there.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Still men are still trying to figure out what women
want as I.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Have a friend where she wanted a big, big ring
and it wasn't in his budget, so he asked her.
I said, okay, if I get you a lab grown
and she was like fine, she has a lab grown,
a huge lab grown and she loves it, and that's
not that expensive.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And turns out the diamonds and man allow the exact same. Yes,
right here, it's a diamond. It's the same thing, but
this ring in the photo.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Women don't even wear that just for fun, Like that's
not even a ring you buy just to wear. Like
that's so small. We wouldn't even wear that. It's just
like a story. So go check out the ring. It's
on our Instagram story.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
JV Morning Show, We're gonna get to today's hot is trending?
Coming up next, people are roasting Simon Cowell the way
that he clowbed.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
We'll do that next the JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
If we were just talking about engagement rings, Hi, this
is Maria from Sennos.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Just a quick comment on the ring.

Speaker 12 (22:03):
Side of things.

Speaker 13 (22:05):
Sometimes it also depends on the couple.

Speaker 12 (22:08):
They had a conversation and you know, maybe the smaller
ring is what the man can afford at that time.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
But maybe there's a promise, like five years or ten
years down the line that they'll upgrade the ring when
they're in a better financial situation.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I love hearing you guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah that that is a lot of couples, like the
first ring is like the starter ring, your universary, We'll upgrade.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I respect that.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I would just I would hate to make someone
feel better word something that they bought me to like
confess their.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Love to me.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
And I'm over here like, yeah, you know, I still
just wonder if again, go look at the picture on
our Instagram story jav Morning Show. Do you think they're
just trying to go viral?

Speaker 14 (22:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think that thing is timey.

Speaker 15 (22:55):
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot
in music shows and the most talked about stories happening.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
So people are.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Trying to figure out why Simon Cowell claps so strangely.
He was on Jennifer Hudson's talk show going through this
Spirit tunnel.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You guys know what the spirit tunnel is, right.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
So fun, Wait, what's the spirit tunnel again?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
The Spirit tunnel is like as they're walking on to set,
they have all the staff like on both sides, and
they're like clapping and they're singing, and so the guests
like moves the spirit tunnel like dancing along.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't want to hear we need one here. Simon
is going through and.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Everybody is like cheering him on and clapping, and he
walks through and he's happy and he's he's like clapping along,
but his claps are so strange.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Just on the JB Show. Look at our Instagram story
JB Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Can I just say, he is so much tinier than
I thought he was. I thought he was taller. He's
a tiny guy. But you have a lot of people
pointed that out. They had comments about like his stature.
Remember he was posture. He was in a really bad
bike accident back in twenty twenty, do you remember, and
he like broke his back and had to have like

(24:04):
a metal rod in putting there. Like it was a
long recovery. So that really really affected him. But let's
not focus on that.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Well, let's I can't not focus there's I can't not
focus on the entire package here. But like the walk,
that's the first thing, the walk. He is a very
very small looking I mean he's lost some weight. He's
a lot skinnier than he used to be. I think,
you know, when we all picture him from his you know,
American Idol judging days or whatever, he was a little fuller,
and his his face looks a lot different. Everything. There's

(24:33):
so many elements of him that it's a lot going
on that looked totally different. And then you get to
the clapping.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
What is that.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
He looks like he has smaller hands than me, and
small has small hands.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
It's the tiny hands, the hands to like t Rex hands.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
People commenting that he just he looks like an AI,
like deep fake, Like he doesn't look like a real person.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It does pan out that he got an accident, like
it does. The way he walks to it looks like
he was in recovery, like he's still he doesn't walk
the same. Yeah, serious wreck, but he doesn't happy.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
It looks like his face is so like maybe with
fillers or something, that he has trouble smiling.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I mean, but he's had the face stuff for a while,
so I think most people have seen pictures of him
before with like he just overdes it with the fillers
in the boat time.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Well, I've seen pictures, but I guess I hadn't seen
it in motion before. Yeah, yeah, the video, it would
be fun. Can we get a spirit tunnel here? Why
don't we have a spirit.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh wait, yeah, even if there's a tool of us,
we can do it.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's a tunnel, right, It's not the same in tunnel.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
So if you want to go see Simon Cowell's clap JB.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Morning Show on our Instagram. One more quick story. This
whole trending is just a couple of throwback stories. You
guys remember the show Catfish. Yeah, it's just been canceled.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I thought his headline, I'm like this show still on
MTV after twelve years, nine seasons, three hundred episodes, the
show has officially been canceled.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh take a moment, say your goodbyes.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I didn't know this is still going on. I never
watched the Well, there's so many clips on talking it
ever No, wow, Okay, that's a little shocking. I got him,
I've worked with him.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You've many Yeah, come to work.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Wait, so, but so people on TikTok know about the show,
Like there's there's clips on TikTok echo crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
All the time, so many viral clips from the past seasons,
from recent seasons, we forget. So you knew that this
show was still going on? Yeah, because even the more
recently Yeah, I got kaffirs by jo Justin Bieber like sis,
you know, drink some water? You really didn't, So no
more Catfish from here on out. It Say you're goodbyes, Graham.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
What do you have for all?

Speaker 12 (26:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Move over?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Medello. There's a new top beer in the United States.
Any guest says, ladies, ooh uh no, but bud Light?
Did Crystal just guess Medella? When I said there's move over,
Medela a new tap beer brand in the United States.
That's the number one New York market material for you
right there. It's not Corona Juss was your guys?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I said, Budweizer. But Light, No, it's blue Ribbon.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
They had already been the Happy Dad and Paps.

Speaker 16 (27:21):
No, and no.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Top selling beer brand in the United States is now
mikelob Ultra.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Really, I've never heard of that in my life.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
You've never heard of michelob Ultra.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I've definitely heard of it, but I've never seen anybody
drinking it or purchasing it. Well, mean, in the meantime,
I'm crushed, like, I don't know, ten thousand medillos. They're delicious,
they say that Michelo Ultra look at it. Launched back
in two thousand and two. The brand's been around for
quite some time, but they have always marketed themselves as
a almost like a lifestyle beer brand for active people

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because it was a lower calorie offering. Even though it's
really not that much less than most of these other beers.
But they've always marketed themselves to that as like a
beer for active people, and they've partnered with all sorts
of big sports leagues and big sports industry events. They're
official sponsor of FIFA World Cup and things like that.

(28:20):
So they've just sort of continued to grow in that space,
and now they have taken over as America's top selling
beer brand.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Get I still have never seen somebody.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Paid for that title.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Somebody, by way, they definitely paid for that.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
But you know what this does track because a lot
of people aren't drinking as much alcohol anymore. So I
guess if they are drinking, they're picking whatever is the
least percentage.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah, but still, like you look at Michael wolterra is
probably like what ninety five calories or something. I know,
I gotta look at the thing you're I don't know againness,
it's like one hundred and ten, Like it's that, you
know what I mean. Don't quote me on any of
those numbers, but I know that the difference. The difference
is like literally not that. But they've done a good
job marked themselves as like I just went for a jog,
pass me to milk, michelttle vulture bro. You know, like,

(29:05):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I feel like they've been doing a lot of like
sponsorships as well, Like it was morning events and things
like that.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
So it's literally what I just said. Were you listening
to my story?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Listen to.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
It's what I just said was the key to the
success all their sports sponsorships. But again, I don't know.
I've been to plenty of liquor stores that I've never
seen anybody throw up a six pack of Mickeltle Bultra
at the counter. I don't know, but I guess maybe
people are drinking all right.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, thank you, Grammy.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Wilday for nine were the base number one hit music station,
The JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Crystal, her buddy, Crystal,
you're in studio.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You might remember her from the JV Show years ago,
and then she left us, you know, for New York.
But what number one market She's hanging out with us
this morning.

Speaker 12 (29:50):
Good morning JV Show, Good morning Crystal. So happy to
hear your voice on the radio this morning. You know
the Bay Area has missed you. Any especially your lave.
I hope you're doing well. Congratulations on the engagement. I
can't wait to see pictures of this floral, elegant weddings.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
The legend is this weekend, I know, Saturday.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
This is very exciting and thank you for leaving that talkback.
And look, there are plenty of things about Crystal that
I miss. The laugh, Selena, is that the Crystal cackle?
That's one of the things people miss about her.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Pey, I do remember people commenting on the cackle. Well, yeah,
that is very infectious and the good way that it
brings joy.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Creating and irritating and people have to turn down the
station again. Tons of other things we miss about Crystal.
We love her and I'm excited to have her in
this morning, but the laugh brings joy. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Remember what the believe is where you can win a
JV show.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Chuck mug just got to be the first person to
guest today's bleeped out word correctly. And if you could
do that, we're going to send you this Chuggy Muggy.
You guys ready for today's clip. If I won the lottery,
I would pay someone to give me every single day
wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, for sure, times a day.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I haven't even won the lottery and I'm still trying
to figure out if it's in the budket.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You'd pay for that right now? Yeah, I mean you
gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, desperate, what are we talking with you?

Speaker 11 (31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't know. All right, think about what that bleeped
out word could be? Then whip out your iHeartRadio app.
Leave us a talk back. It's super easy if you've
never left one before. Just hit that red microphone button.
Leave us your name and your city along with your guests.
We want to be able to shout you out if
you win or leave a ridiculously wrong answer, We'd like
to shout you out there as well. Just keep in
mind this is a family show, so keep your guesses.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
PG, please get them in quick. Yep The JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
For the JV Show.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm Selena Graham, I'm I'm Crystal, and this is what
the bleep? Where you got to be the first person
to guest today's bleeped out word? And if you can
do that, we are going to send you this JV
Show chug mug in case you miss sit here today's clip.
If I won the lottery, I would pay someone to
give me a every single day.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
You're sick? I think you would, I might, I might.
All right, let's go to your guesses. Good Morning TV Show.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
This is Luis for Morantine and I think the word
is a massage.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
But that just wiped out virtually everybody's guests. Everybody leaving
talkbacks this morning saying massage. That's far and away the
most popular guest. Great guest, if you won the lottery,
would you have a professional rub you down every day?
Every day?

Speaker 17 (32:27):
Though?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I feel like your body would just be so sore
after the first week.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Of back to back massages. Well, what if you go
like section bisection today, foot massage tomorrow, cankle massage.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Is that an offering?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (32:42):
Morning JV Show and Crystal. My guest is back scratches.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
This is Cynthia from three Months.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Thank you by cratches.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
That's two words, two words, But there is nothing better
than a backscratch. You don't realize your back is backscratch.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Marin JB Show.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
This is Leo from San Jose. I'm going to say
a la boo boo every day?

Speaker 17 (33:06):
All right?

Speaker 16 (33:07):
Oh no, ya booday.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Can let me ask Crystal, who's in studio this this morning.
You look like someone that has a la boo boo?
How many do you have?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I have one and her name is Glitzy and she's amazing.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
My gosh, I've seen her on social media?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Did you name your laboo boo?

Speaker 18 (33:23):
No?

Speaker 19 (33:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Just doesn't even care about her?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Just did you just say excitedly that you've seen somebody
else's la boolo on social media. I'm quitting the show.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
I've seen Crystal's laboo on social media.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
The name Glitzy I pransfer around. She's such a vibe.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I hate this, I hate every I'm quitting.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
She will come to the wedding, oh my god, will
continue to leave your guesses For What the Bleep? We're
gonna play more of your talk backs coming up.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
The JV show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
We are playing what the Bleep where you got to
be the first person to get today's bleeped out word correctly.
And if that's you, you're gonna be getting this bavy
show chug mugs.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
So here's today's clipping case you missed it.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
If I won the lottery, I would pay someone to
give me a every single day.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh yeah, one can dream. People are all sick. All right,
let's go to your talkbacks.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
This is wily familia park.

Speaker 18 (34:17):
I guess what the thing about word today is meo,
meo every single day because I feel.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Like a good day.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Everyone, Like, even if you are like someone who cooks,
like you don't want to do the cooking all the time.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
It doesn't food taste better when someone else makes it
every time. If you were rich and you could have
your own chef cooking for you every day, yes, that
would be the greatest luxury your life.

Speaker 12 (34:41):
Good morning, guys, Happy hump Day.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
And I'm going to take a shot in the dark.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Here a manicure.

Speaker 13 (34:48):
We'd all love a beautiful manicure every single day.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I don't want that every day, you don't. I can't
sit there long enough and every single day.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
But if you're rich, like what all?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I just can't for me has nothing to do with
being rich. I'm sitting there for like hours an hour
every day.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I can't put that hand massage at the end sometimes
only yeah I do like that.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, I'm with you though, this sitting. I mean, I've
never had a manager, so I couldn't tell you if
I like it or not. But the sitting there and
just it seems like I just get too fancy every day.
I always wonder. I always wonder about like the Kim
Kardashians and stuff. They sit there for hours getting every
single thing done to them, like every day. Wouldn't I
just be so boy?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I would like that if they can do it when
I'm sleeping, which I'm sure they can if I'm rich enough.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Oh that would be nice.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
You get your own personal anesthesiologists. They just put you
under the floor and then you wake up totally glamm
down like that.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I mean, like early in the morning while I'm still
like sleep. Just get me ready so I wake up
and I'm ready to go.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I would not want that job.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I make the process. I like the.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Problems lay in their mouth breathing on.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Hey, I feel back through whoever I would hire.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But that's what I mean.

Speaker 12 (36:00):
Show Crystal, great to hear you on the radio.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Let's get that laugh going.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
I got a answer to lift out word.

Speaker 12 (36:06):
Is ride a ride every day, have a good day?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Whoa I would?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
That's a very popular guest this morning.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Ride.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, if you could have a driver.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
You get some extra sleeve work nice.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
This is Mellow from Vacaville.

Speaker 13 (36:23):
And my guess for the beat out word is blowout
a hair like a hair blowout bye.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yes today is like.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Unleat if I won the lottery, I would pay someone
to give me a blowout every single day.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Me too, minus out.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Smart show ground.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I just got to say, thank god, we finally got
a correct answer. We did not give it away a
chug mug yesterday or on Monday till haply have a
winner for that JV show chuck mug and it is
going to Mello. In fact, the Mellow what's up? She
had the very first correct answer this morning. A couple

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other people came with the correct answer this morning. Our
buddy Alex and manishad it. So did Julian bay Point
what's up, Julie, what's up? Have a great hump day?
Alusha and Balleo had it. And then quite a few
people also left the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
But you know what, they didn't leave alone with that
answer their name.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
So how am I supposed to shout him out? You're
making my job difficult. Now I want to shout you out,
I do. I want you to get that recognition you
deserve ye, but I can't because you didn't leave your name.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
So when you play again tomorrow, leave your gosh dang name.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, okay, you know, for my sake.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, Thank you everyone for playing the.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I'm Selena, I'm Crystal and Crystal who number one market Chris.
Crystal used to be on the JV Show years ago
and a lot of people do remember you, Chris. So
I'm just playing with you a familiar boy. She's hanging
out with us this morning.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Let's go to the phones.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Who's this? This is Chris. Hi, Chris, how's it going.
It's great? How are you?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
We are wonderful. Thank you so much for asking. Now
let's just get straight to business. Chris, you want these
Ed Sharon tickets.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I know you do.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
He's going to be at Levi Stadium. So here's what
you gotta do. You gotta win the JV shows yep, nope,
Game four trivia questions, gotta get three corrects, and the
tickets are yours.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, okay, all right, So here is question number one.
There is a mysterious.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Area of ship and plane disappearances in the Atlantic Ocean
that is called what.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
The reader triangle? Yeah, ask the spot, all right? Question
number two. Although Brett fav played for a couple different
NFL teams, he's most widely known for his playing time
with what team.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Oh shoot, I'm not good at the score one.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Sometimes played for this one team, like a long time
I know, but I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Not green bery?

Speaker 13 (39:05):
Is it green?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, that's the.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Green Bay makes. It's so obvious. Jet, just go to
the bathroom if you have to go out. Here's a question.
Number three, is that you grew Chris.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
A pine berry is a breed of strawberries that are
white on the outside with red seeds. People often say
that it tastes like what a pine berry?

Speaker 12 (39:42):
Pineberry?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
An yep, pine berry.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I haven't heard that one.

Speaker 12 (39:50):
It's red on the outside.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
It's white on the outside, it's got red seeds. That's
just like a different type of strawberry. But people often
say that it tastes like another certain kind of fruit.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Oh shoot, pine berry easy ones. Oh so it tastes
like a pie apple?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Ye loved just literally walked into that one. Tastes like
another fruits. You might have said it tastes like a
plime tree. Selena but all right, question number four, you
don't even need this one. The JV shows walked you
into all the answers so far, so you're three for three.
Question number four just for fun, The Bronco, Ranger and

(40:28):
Maverick all different car models made by what company?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Major?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
The Bronco and what was the Ranger and Maverick.

Speaker 13 (40:42):
Ranger Maverick O man Bye.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Bord Yep, thank you, Thanks, good.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Dinner, Chris.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Chris, you're gonna be checking out at Cheerin at Levi
Stadium July twenty, fish Way.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Congratulations, all right, Chris, hang on for that morning. You're
very welcome. Hang on, all right, Grammy, we got some shout.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Out we do. I got a couple of dms here.
First one, hey Graham, My son's birthday is today. He's
turning double digits this year, the big one zero, and
I was hoping if you can please wish our sunshine
Gideon happy tenth birthday. Mommy and Daddy are so proud
of the little man he's grown up to be. Thank
you so much, have a wonderful day, and we love
you guys. Yes, happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
There the far.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
One, hey Graham, can you and the JV show helped
me wish my husband Douglas a happy birthday. Sure, happy birthday, Douglas.
I love your wife Janey and our gaggle of cats
the farts. Would you rather have any Would you rather
have a gaggle of kids or a gaggle of cats?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Kids?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Kids?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah? Oh, gaggle of kittens though that sounds pretty cute.
Hey Graham, Mom and Dad sliding into your DMS this morning,
welcome in, so we can wish our son Matteas a happy,
happy ninth birthday. She wrote that the woo woot so
continued to be the shining star that you are. We
love you to the moon and back. Love me and Papa. Yes,

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happy birthday, Mataias the part another one. Hey Graham, can
you please wish my son A. Gabriel aka Gabe the
Babe a happy twelfth birthday Today? We are faithful morning listeners.
He has loved beyond words. Love Maureen and Robert. That's
Mom and Dad. Yes, Gabe the Babe, have a great
birthday the far one more here Hi, first time sliding
into your DMS. Welcome in, stay awhile please give my

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eight year old Asad birthday shout out Hopefully it's not
too late to submit these things. His birthday is today.
We listen to the show every morning our way to school.
Just want them to have a happy birthday and let
him know how proud we are of him. Love, Mom, Dad, Elijah,
and Zara. Yes, eight happy years old today, Happy birthday.
Who gives the full good point?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
That's a great point.

Speaker 1 (42:44):

Speaker 17 (42:47):
Morning JVS Show. Oh my god, it's Crystal. I'm so
excited for you and your new adventure of being a
Wifey listening to you when you were so young and
now you're about to be a wife is insane, But
I'm so happy for you. I'm excited for your new journey.

(43:09):
Just make sure you guys communicate, love each other and
continue being new girl.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Bye away. So nice. Are you feeling to love, Crystal?
I'm feeling so much love. Thank you. Yeah, Crystal is
getting married this weekend, so it's kind of.

Speaker 18 (43:24):
A good morning JV crew. It's Edgar without the haircut.
I got an email yesterday cor not that my Hulu,
Disney Plus and ESPN subscription is going up to ninety
two dollars a month, so I want to check my
other subscriptions.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
See how much in.

Speaker 18 (43:40):
Total on paying a month for these things, and my
grand total came out to one hundred and eighty eight dollars.
And that doesn't include the Internet, which is one hundred
and ten dollars core not And by the way, today
your show smells like the New York subway.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I know, was I going to say anything, but Crystal
did bring.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
This very certain New York stas along with Look. I've
been saying this for I don't know how many years,
but I was like, as all these different streaming platforms
come about, and they all continue to raise our prices,
by the time you bundle them back up, we're right
back to paying that huge number which was our old
cable bill.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Right, that's more than cable.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
And initially it was, look, oh I only pay this
much for this service and just my internet, and look
how much I'm saving each month. Well, now nobody's saving
each month. We are all back to that massive number. Yeah,
and now it's more annoying because now you got to
jump in and sign in to the different things, and
then sometimes it's like no, your passwords wrong and get
enter the its. It's more frustrating. We're good, We now

(44:39):
have a worse system.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I agree with you. I saw a hack on TikTok.
I don't know if it's true, but if you go
to cancel your subscription, they give you like a discount
to stay for a few months. So we should just
keep trying that over and over and over kind of.
When that discount ends, just keep trying to recancel it.
They don't want you to leave completely. Went to offer
you a couple dollars, Let me try it.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
Let me.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
They don't, but it is interesting that they go, and
they know the number they go. If we raised if
we announced we're raising prices ten dollars a month, a
bunch of people are gonna cancel. But if we're only
raised it a dollar or two a month before are
we'll get to that ten dollars. Increase just a little
bit slower and nobody will cancel.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
And that's why I'll just keep using everybody else's accounts.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
Yeah, hottest, it's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked
about stories happening today in the Bay.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
So let's get an update on me.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
David homicide investigation. People are always asking, you know, what's
the latest. As you know, David is the singer who
owns the tesla that was abandoned in the Hollywood Hills
with Celeste Reeves's body badly decomposed in the trunk.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
So here's the latest.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You know, the house in the Hollywood Hills that was
searched for twelve hours last week as authorities went in
there looking for evidence.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Then we found out David lived there and manager's name
was on the least.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
According to the owner, David's manager, Josh Marshall, asked him
to end the least. So David is going to be
moving out of the house this week. He's already started
taking some of his belongings. A lot of people think
that's a little suspicious or like he's running away, possibly
like fleeing. Also the owner of the home, by the way,
it's a three point six million dollar house. They're paying

(46:20):
twenty thousand dollars a month in rent to live here
in the Hollywood Hill.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I've never stood those numbers. When you hear people are like,
we're paying thirty grand a month deliver, It's like, why
don't you buy a house? I don't get did you
never understood that? Mind?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
You he's twenty.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
He's twenty, yeah, and he's think I think lived there
a couple of years, you know, so he was maybe
eighteen at the time.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
But the owner told TMZ that years before David had
moved in, he had security cameras installs that are positioned
at entry points. So there's one in the backyard, there's
one on the street so you can see like the
front door, basically saying that anyone who goes in or
out of the house, they are being recorded. And so
this is like a really or a really important piece
of information because remember cops are looking into the possibility

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that Celeste may have been like murdered in the house.
That's what they were looking for, traces of blood or
you know, that type of evidence when they were searching
the home. Now, the owner did say that whenever a
tenant moves in, he doesn't have access to the footage
because it doesn't want the tennis to think that he
is spying on them. So when the tenants move moves in,
he gives them the security company information, they create their

(47:25):
own accounts, they have access to the cameras. But he's saying, like, look,
but if the lapd really wanted access. I'm sure there's
no reason why they wouldn't be able to get it.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
The only problem is those cameras. The storage only lasts
so long, so I feel like, looking back over.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
A year, it's probably not even there.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
You don't think they have like a backup, backup, No,
that's expensive.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
A lot of those will record, you know, you'll be
able to go back a month or something, but we're
talking about what could be a very extended timeline on this.
Unlikely that they have.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
That through its possible, So you think the Tesla footage
is basically what will be the best that.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Or is that gone too?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
How often? How far back does that go? It's a
good question.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
It's in the cloud somewhere.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Well then why isn't the house security in the cloud somewhere?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It's not because that's expensive. People don't pay for that.
I've tried to look for stuff before. Care to share
yea and they're like, ooh, I got deleted. I'm like,
what the heag? Is it in the cloud? They're like, no,
we're not paying for that. It really quicks. Just a
little bit more on the victim.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
So Celeste her her body has been released to the
family so they can finally, like you know, get some
closure and you know, a proper burial or whatever they
plan on doing.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Law enforcement is also learning more about her. Apparently she
like they're trying to just like piece together who she was.
Apparently there were multiple times that she ran away. She
came from a really troubled home. They found out that
she had multiple fake IDs, so it was easy for
her to like leave and be able to move about
because she appeared much older to everybody else according to

(49:00):
her id, you know what I mean. And they even
found other instances where she ran away. They talked to,
you know, people who own stores around her neighborhood, and
I guess you know, she went missing in April twenty
twenty four. She ran away a few months before that
January of twenty twenty four, and they found her in
the Hollywood Hills that time, where David happens to live.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
And the next time she ran away in April never returned.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
So sad.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, it's oh Ra and the family. It's so sad.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Graham, anything you'd like to throw in here, Yeah, We've
got a ways to go before we get to the
JV show. Squirrel Week twenty twenty six, But we have
to talk about these squirrel attacks that have been happening
in a Bay Area neighborhood. And aggressive squirrel has been
terrorizing residents in San Refel. A couple of these attacks
actually sent two people to the hospital. The attacks have
been happening in the Lucas Valley area of Sara Refel

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and Ren Humane says. The two victims, both women, were
bitten while out going for a walk. They went to
the hospital for treatment for their injuries. I think to
check maybe to see if they needed some sort of
rabies vaccinations or something. I guess squirrels are not carriers
for rabies and the injury is not serious enough to
warrant like a stay in the hospital. But but they did

(50:12):
go to the hospital. Not if they're not until they're
biting your leg off. Officials believe it was the same
squirrel behind all the attacks, and this particular squirrel. Look,
if you live in the Sara Fella in the Lucas
Valley area, be vigilant, they say, because this particular squirrel,
he's a unique color. He's sort of a caramel color,
sort of a golden color. He sounds really pretty, but

(50:33):
he's mean. Watch out. Well, I guess we don't know.
If it's a heat, it could be she. She could
be very mean. Yeah, they are extremely mean. It's unusual
for squirrels to be this aggressive, according to wildlife experts,
but they believe it's probably because people have been feeding
the squirrels. And then if you are out for a
walk and the squirrel's like, hey, human, give me some food,

(50:56):
and you don't react like immediately to give it some food,
world gets frustrated as angry, and squirrel is very angry,
and that's probably it's probably Yeah, that's probably a she.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
You know, guys are emotional. I think this is a
recession indicator though, because they're probably anger because there's not
a lot of food around because everyone's keeping the foods themselves.
That's definitely what it is.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeseh, you're right.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
And also it's been hot. We all get like very
irritable within the heat.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Oh yeah, imagine.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Experience girl for yesterday. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
So, anyways, so they say, if you are out walking
and a squirrel starts exhibiting aggressive behavior, here's what you
should do. Yell and stomp your feet. Then well, just
don't stop on it, but you want to try to
scare it off in that way. Hopefully it won't attack you,
but be vigilant. Be safe out there everyone. If you

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do happen to get attacked by said caramel colored squirrel,
could you record it because we need some content for
Day Squirrel Week, which is coming up in April twenty two.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yes, thank you so much. We named that squirrel caramel. Yeah,
a caramel Carra Malley.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Nine Biday for nine to Baes number one hit music station.
Thanks for hanging out with the JV Show on this Wednesday.
I'm Selena, I'm just I'm Crystal, our buddy Crystal hanging
out with this this morning.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You know she used to be on the JV Show
some years ago.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
V Show.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
It's again again.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
It's event again from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 17 (52:30):
I was listening earlier and I didn't have my FO
me to leave the talk about, but now I have it.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Crystal said, she's gonna take care of.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
The boo boo blit.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Let's see, let's see whatever the name is to her wedding.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
So is Crappy her catina? Is he she going to
go to the wedding too?

Speaker 17 (52:44):
Because it's the freaking the crappy should be able to
be in the wedding tube.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Okay, bye, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
First of all, thank you for remembering that Frappy is
a he. She they them, yes, all the pronouns. Okay, Frappo.
It is a garden wedding, remember, and I I fear
that Frappi does not want to be involved because Raby
is going to use a whole garden as a litter box.
So that's the problem. So Frappy potty trained and he.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Is part of your family.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
They yes, Frappi is still in New York, live in
their best contngent less life. Your cat along with over.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
You just left a bowl of water in a bowl
of food.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I did automatic feeder and does have the water found there,
and I have the cameras all set up. But Frappie
is going to be watching the live stream. Wow, she just.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Said her cat get her when I'm make an appearance,
I'm gonna get a cat sitter to bring her.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I'm so glad I'm not invited to that one.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yes, soety.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
And you're you said you're going to bring your La
Boo boo to the wedding is what's its name, blitzy glitzy.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yes, the labubo is going to be having the rings
on each la.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Boo boo arm.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
And yeah, my little nephew, the duck, Alex is going
to be the ring beer with me and Zaddy's son Riley,
So they're both going to be walking up bringing the
labuobu with the ring.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Are you being serious about that part?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Is it too late to RSVP? No?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
No, printed Graham.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Is there an open bar?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Of course, there's an open bar. Wait.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
And how about the fact that so your wedding is
on Saturday, Crystal.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And how about the fact that Selena Gomez is the.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Room when she'd been getting buried the sa is that
sad music?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Please? Because Selena Gomas this woman, Selena Gomez, with love
and respect. We love you, Slena. She has been copying
everything from when I posted my engagement ring, which is
a Marquee rock, which was the most undersold rock of
the time. It was so understuld that no one even
could sell a Marquie rock. So I posted my mark. Yes, yeah,

(54:43):
shape and like the true diamond looking shape. Okay, So
I posted that and guess what. Three days later, miss
Selena Gomez on the timeline bringing her marquee out. I
know she copied me, and then she searves the Marquis.
So now all I see everywhere is the Marquis diamond
cut for engagement rings. And then I'm over.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Here talking, so is that what I'm getting?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
No, I did first, Sure, I did it first. And
then Selena posted after me, and there is receipts and
I have timeline, but who got it first? Well from
fours at you and was not the point? And then
I post and excited about my wedding and the date
and it's going to be a fall vibes and end
of September, and then what do you know, Selena Gomez

(55:24):
decides to have her wedding on the exact same day,
as I cannot have anything to myself. The algorithm's going
to be all about Selena Gomez and no engagement over
here for my little wedding. Yes, so I'm just gonna
hashtag Selena Gome's wedding on every single on my pic
coma there you Gomez.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
Smart, and hashtag Taylor Swift because obviously Taylor is gonna
be Yeah, Taylor is going to be there.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I don't know Taylor was not the bachelora because.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Taylor doesn't probably doesn't want to hang out with all
of Selena's friends that she doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
But it's not about Taylor. It's about the bride. It's
about Selene. If you're her best friend, if you're her
girl squad for us normal people, yes, for if you're
Taylor Swift, like, she can't be having her deepest not deepest,
darkest secrets. But she can't just be out here all
regular with people you know.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Plus it looked boring, but want to take.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
You a little bit right, But wouldn't Taylor be the
maid of honor?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Like I feel like she would have to show up
to all of these things. I don't.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I don't think Taylor's going to be the maid of honor.
I think that's gonna be someone that Selena go Like
grew up with.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
It should be somebody that gave a kidney to Selena Gomez.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Oh sore subject? In all the ways?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Are they not? Are they not on good terms?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Do you think I think they were like cordial like
in interviews about each other when asked, But they're not
like friends.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
You're a secret pief.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Yeah, if one of my close friends I gave them
a kidney and they didn't ask me to be the
best man in their wedding, I'd be like, Bro, you're
only alive standing here today because of me. You welcome.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
And uh, Francia, the one, the woman who gave her
the kidney.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Supposedly she's going to come out with the book.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
She's working on her story. So I can't wait for that.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
To come out because I feel like there's a lot
we don't know behind the tea.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
The tea mm hm, So I'm excited for that. Anyways. Yeah,
Selena Gomez's wedding is going to outshine yours.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah, total crystal.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Or it might be.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Boring because because you know, Graham likes to say Selena
Gomez is very very.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Boring, hushtag facts.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Well, the real one that's gonna outshine my wedding is
Selena here. Because I saw the options of the wedding dresses.
She wants to have a big old slit, she wants
she wants to show the thigh off at my wedding.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Selena. In the full Ratchet Tree, it says garden foremost.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Half half garden, half Halfsumer half Berzoomers, half half leg
whoa and Crystal thoughts about and ruffles.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Pete ruffles like Selena, Tony, it's my wedding. I know
again that your cabo or can't coon situation wedding I
didn't have, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
So if I'm gonna walk in there like I'm gonna
make it worth it.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah, but we don't need father of the bride staring
at your bersoomer as well. Stay focused.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
He always used to he did.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Your dad did too, Graham, when I bet, I swear
to God.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Wait, Graham, does your offers still stand for Selena to
wear her wedding dress to Crystal's.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Two thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Two thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
All right, Selena, I'm starting to go fund me trying
to get that number.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I can fit into it. I should try it on today.
If I can fit into my wedding dress, I'll show
up in it. I'd be legendary for two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Take that, Selena, at this we have two brides at
this one. That'd be hysterical.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I'm kidding, Bristil, because I know everyone's gonna come for me.
We're actually really excited.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
That's literally the only reason, literally.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
The only reason, Jess, I know you still did have
a question. Yeah, for millennials, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Do that next.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
The JV Show on Wild ninety.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Four nine, Crystal, your fiance just called and he said,
no labubu at the wedding.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yes, he's like mad for some reason, saying that it's
going to ruin the wedding and that it's demonic and
that he doesn't want that energy walking you know, our
rings down the aisle. I'm like, your part, this is
my wedding.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Yeah. I was about to say, like I have a
newfound respect for him, but then he went demonic, and
then that's the that's the reason we don't want it
there and.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Hopefully this place.

Speaker 19 (59:13):
At eight am, I want to wish my son Emiliano
a happy fourth birthday from her two sisters, Garina and Mia.
For mommy and daddy, we love you, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You know, I really love Jess's laugh.

Speaker 13 (59:38):
It just makes my day sometimes sometimes I'd love to
have a laugh off.

Speaker 12 (59:42):
Though, since Crystals back in the.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Home, how about that? All right?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yeah, somebody'd love to talk about earlier saying they love
Crystal's laugh, and I remember it to be very grading
and irritating, but the bray joy, but people love it.
And people also love Jess's laugh despite how high pitched
it gets and squeaky.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
The controversial I can take.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Let's we are now going to have a laugh off
of Selena. You and I will be the judges. I'll
hand you your shotgun. You can shoot down whoever's laugh
you want to get rid of. And we are going
to begin with contestant number one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yes, because well you got to make me laugh first,
do it? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:00:26):
That was me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I'm out on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I don't know why it comes out like that. It's
very it gets really windshield wipery.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Sometimes yes, very I'm lightheaded.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Very squeaky. Now, Crystal, give the Bay Area a taste
of your laugh so we can hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Let me think of Selena trying to fit into her wedding.

Speaker 14 (01:00:50):
But it's true, it's it's cackle speakers, Harry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Sometimes it gets more chip Monkey, that was very like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
It ain't that funny, Crystal, it ain't that bad so
contagious baby show got it all right?

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
I have a question for you millennials here in this
room about something that I know I'm not the only
one that that wonders this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I saw something on.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
What the heck.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Was Blu ray and why was it such a big deal?
Why was everything? Like why was it Blu ray? This
Blu ray that like do we.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Does anybody know what this is?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
And what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
A Blu ray was and Blu Ray was not a
big was not what they I think hoped it was
going to be when they started putting movies out on
Blu Ray discs. Yes, once they moved, once they met.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Thanks you know, so much before streaming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
But like once they moved, once they moved past the
VHS tapes and you started to get into DVDs and
Blu rays and stuff like that, everyone they like touted
it as this like two Blu rays gonna be the
best movie experience, Like it really, what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Was the difference between that just a regular like DVD?

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Well, also, like I don't think I think people's TVs
weren't as good as they are now. Maybe it makes
a difference now, I don't know, because TV's are so
much better. But like when they were first launching it,
like I don't care how great a quality whatever you
pressed onto whatever disc you were going to play it
off of when your crappy old TV was playing it, Like,
I don't think it looked that much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I remember everything being like out on DVD and Blu
rays day, Yeah, the difference, and then thinking of someone
having a Blue Ay, You're like, oh you fancy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't think you could really tell
the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Why do you ask? Like, how do you do you
know what.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
A Blue ray is?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Well, someone asked me, and I was like, I know that,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Well I never I don't think I ever owned any
sort of Blu ray player. Were they players?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
There were actual Blu ray players right before?

Speaker 18 (01:03:02):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Did you need a special player for that? I think DVD.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Player that I can't remember. I kind of thought you
maybe had to have something that could play them. But again,
my grandparents were telling me about that running around like
Blu ray what's that? Give me my so?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Is this? Some people are like asking on TikTok, this
is what.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
The newer generation is like, Wait, I've clearly heard about
this from ancient times.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
But what what was it?

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Because clearly it's not available anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Is okay, Well, chat GPT says that Blu ray was
ful h D held way much more storage.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Yeah, remember it could have like more features and more stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
The audio laser technologies, the blue violet laser instead of
the red one. That's what it was. Oh we get this.
A Blu ray player would be able to have backwards capability,
so you could play you could rewind, No, you could
just play it backwards. What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
We still know what we ran?

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Then that's it. That's all us all Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
so we're still just as puzzled. Yeah, maybe grasping and
confusing us more. Yes, all right, I'm next on the
JV Show. You know the iPhone seventeen is now out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Scratch Gates.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Yeah, have you guys heard about Scratch? Big deal?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Tell us next Gram.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Before we get to Scratch Gates, Jess was like, question
for the millennials, what the heck is a Blu Ray.
I'm I'm only twenty six and a half. Gram, you're
only twenty eight and a half. We couldn't really give
her a direct answer.

Speaker 13 (01:04:42):
Good morning, JV's show. This is Jennifer and Stocked in so,
a Blu ray player played discs that look pretty much
like DVD's, but a Blu ray player was needed to
play the Blu rays, but it would also play DVDs.
A DVD player does not play Blu ray disks on it.
Hope that helps.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Yeah, that's right, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Okay, not mutually. Did you guys have Did you have
a Blu ray player?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
No? No, never, I think I did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Wow, Yeah, I think you know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I was only I'm only twenty six and a half now,
so I mean sure if I was, you know it, well,
any adulting men, I probably had one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Hypothetically, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Good morning, Jab show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I don't think I've ever been more than did listen
to your show than I did in the last second.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Blu rays are ancient technology. Now when did that happen?
Give me a brand? I guess it's time for me
to go on down to the store and buying me
a walker two days because Blu rays are not at all.
Have a good day. Yeah, get your walker fitted with
a couple of tests. Crazy is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
You go to the best buy they still sell them up?
Like what exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
People that are really really into movies and stuff like that, yeah,
they want.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
The like a physical copy experience a day.

Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
You two.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Let me just enter this into evidence because I said,
I just googled when was the first Blu ray and
it was June twentieth, two thousand and six. That was
almost twenty years ago, so I was not borne. I'm
sorry that we offended you with the ancient technology, but
like technology, vintage technology over the last twenty years has
I mean we're talking about light years different.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Yes, Ai Now scratch gates, scratch gate.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
You guys, if you're thinking about getting the new iPhone seventeen,
listen up. People are saying, do not buy the deep
blue or that really traffic in orange.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Oh my god, it's so much.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Colored one, that one. Why did they put that one in?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
The Gods the orange one? He said, it's because he's
a Giants fan. So God says this Giants side a
giant case.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
I mean, I give him a slight pass on that.
Like that's the one you're driving across the Bay Bridge
coming in the city, and the billboard, the first one
that you see staring up as you're coming in the
city is a that thing. It does not look good.
And the weird camera thing. It's showing you up close.
It's like this thing. It looks all wobbly and like
it just like off kilter. Anyways, they're saying don't buy

(01:07:11):
the dark colored ones because they scratch so so easily.
People said they were shocked when they went to go
buy the new iPhone seventeen and all the display ones
at the stores look like they had been there for years,
even though it had only been a matter of days,
because they scratch so easily. Now, the difference in the
previous model iPhones is that they had titanium ca scenes

(01:07:35):
this new one aluminum, and the antidized aluminum does not
hold up like the titanium one does. So if you
get a dark color one and you put it in
your pocket and their keys or anything else is in there,
it is going to be scratched to shreds almost instantly.
Everyone's like, well, it's not a big deal. I'm going
to put a case on it. I don't know. Some
people want to flex the orange one that they just got,

(01:07:55):
andy don't want to cover it up with the case,
and it's just going to get completely scratched up. The say,
and if you got to get one, get the silver one.
That will probably show the scratches the least and they say,
this is probably why there is not a black one
racist available, uh in this model, because it's just gonna
scratch way too easily.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Wait, why the switch to aluminum? Remember the titanium was like, oh,
these are unbendable phones.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
They're titanium, they're unbreakable, and now they're made out of aluminum.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Yep, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I don't know why they made that switch. Probably a
cost cutting moves.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Illumination make it makes it's cheaper to make. They're charging
us more. Yeah translation, scratch translation.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Yeah, so scratch gate is official. You guys, put a
You either really have to put a case on your
new iPhone if you want to keep it looking like new,
but otherwise get a light colored one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Don't get the dark blue, don't get the orange and crystal.
Does your fiance like the new iPhones? I know people
that were like, I don't even care about the features.
It's so ugly not getting it. Oh, Selena hear in
all of this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
The photos, it has like an automatic filter that you
can forever put on it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Pretty much a pairs filtered on Instagram stories. Yeah, you
could set your camera to where like it will permanently
give you that filter and every selfie you gonna look flawless.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
Sis, So you know what you're convincing right now?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Yeah, don't you ever want? Am I the only one
that's like I don't take selfies a lot? But don't
you ever want if you do, use the selfie thing
to give you some truth, like I want to see like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
No, no, you don't want to know what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Haven't you ever used it to check, like to see
how you look that day?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I don't want to see how ill? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
So don't you want some truth?

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
But a lot of the times I'm not talking about
a picture that you're gonna post. If you're going to
post picture, you want the flawless. But don't you ever
use the selfie camera just for a yes, yeah, does
my face look terrible today?

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
But sometimes I feel like I look better in the
mirror and then I look at myself in the phone
and I'm like, wait, what's going on here? So I
would kind of like tell you the truth kind of
like a permanent filter.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
But he's saying, have you ever like used your phone
camera to like you have to like check something off
your face or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Yeah, so if you have the filter on, it's going
to smooth out the blemish that you're trying to get
a look at.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I'm let me be delusional. I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
There's also that yeah, yea my confidence a little.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):

Speaker 11 (01:10:11):
Hey, JV Show, It's Mel from New York City. I'm
calling because I'm excited for a two days off of
school that I have. I am a senior in high
school and I enjoy you guys this show. I it's
very relatable and I really love listening listening to it

(01:10:32):
in the morning on the bush.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Did you hear that? Selena Mel left us at talk Back?
She listens every morning from New York City. Now our
very own Crystal in studio with this this morning. She
used to be on the show and she's been doing
a show in New York City and I just checked
you guys, JV show number one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
In Crystal incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Crystal, let us know how number five is, because I
don't know how that tastes to check the right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
That's not true. You guys are the morning talk show
some times a little different over there. So then afterwards
I'm pretty sure she hops overright.

Speaker 19 (01:11:06):
Me, Yeah, I know you do.

Speaker 15 (01:11:12):
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot
in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Diddy is being sued again, you guys, His stylist, former stylist,
deontaey Nash, is suing him for sexual battery, human.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Trafficking, and more so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
He worked for Diddy for ten years, and he says
during this time, did he subjected him to sexual and
physical assault, harassment, humiliation, and even threats to his life.
He claims that Diddy would grope him without consent. There
are times that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Diddy would like, this is gross, but like expose himself
to him in front of other people.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
There was, obviously, I don't know, there was also a
lot of physical violence and did he would even tell
him like, hey, you're only alive because I'm allowing you
to be here today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Things like that. So you might be wondering, well, where
was all this during the trial?

Speaker 10 (01:12:03):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Deonta actually did testify during the trial, and at that
time did He's attorney asked him if he was considering
a civil lawsuit. He said no at that time, but
now he's he's filed one good looking tracks. Yeah, looking
for you know, obviously damages. And he's demanding a jury trial,
so we'll see how how that goes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
I hope he gets it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Kim Kardashian living Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Sorry, we go back to the did he thing? Because
I read yesterday that his attorneys are asking for because
his sentencing's coming up pretty still. Yeah, there you go.
And uh, they were saying that they're going to be
asking for fourteen months time served, which means he's already
done that. So he would just basically, oh no, and
I'm going to be honest with you, it might happen.

(01:12:47):
I think it's going to be something very close to that.
I think he's basically gonna walk right out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
It's crazy, Chrystal, do you have something to say? Yeah,
in the building that I live in New York? Did
He's twin daughters are living there in the building? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
How rich are you? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
No, I mean I got it during a COVID deal,
so it is a COVID deal. But yeah, they live
in my building.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
So do you like run into them in the elevator?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
And I haven't seen them, but I've just been scouring
like the elevators and hanging out loitering in the hallways hoping.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
That I see it's creepy do that for some teen girls?
Oh my god, yeah, lock Crystal up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
But they're not children, they're over all right. Kim K
is living so wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
KIMK living her biggest nightmare with this Kanye documentary that's
out in theaters right now. So apparently Kim is super
stressed out over how she is portrayed in the documentary
because her biggest fear ever, because she likes to control
everything her image, the narrative, her biggest fear ever is
that something super personal to her, like video footage, gets
out there in the world and she has no control

(01:13:53):
over it. That's kind of like everything you see in
this documentary. So the cameras are following them around at
a really time in her life. And I guess if
you're wondering how she's portrayed in the video, she is
just like the sobbing wife who gets yelled at, who
gets put in her place, She gets ignored, walked out
on doors, slammed in her face like it is that

(01:14:15):
And it is a huge contrast from the like you
know businesswoman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Entrepreneur and you know powerful woman that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
We're used to seeing her be and so she doesn't
like this. She even asked to get like an advanced
copy of the documentary. I don't know if she did
get one. So she's kind of like blindsided by everything
in this. And she says like, obviously she knew that
she was being recorded during this time, but she didn't
think that it was going to get as far as
it did with this actually being released in theaters.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Got it? That was gonna be my question, how do
they have consent to put to you know, to use
her footage in the really?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
But I mean, and it's it's Kanye's footage good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
In my mind, isn't he and the one that ends
up looking worse not her? I mean, if anything like
it helps her, we're gonna feel sympathetic towards her situation,
how awful it was, and he's gonna look worse there.
I mean, I understand if she wants to present this
powerful nothing fazes me, you know, image or whatever. But
if anything, I feel like she's going to gain more
fans because of it and people because.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Yeah, but it's still something that that's really her embarrassing. Yeah,
probably didn't want people seeing her.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
That way is this thing already out in the theaters?

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, so it came out last weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
It's so she has nothing to worry about because nobody
saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Only made zero people, maybe one hundred and seventy six
thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
And that's it. The numbers are going to drop off
precipitously after that, like there's just going to be no viewership.
So she has nothing to worry about how she's portrayed
in there, because nobody's going.

Speaker 16 (01:15:36):
To see it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
And what I've seen on TikTok clips from it, I
don't know what the point of it is, Like it
doesn't make sense. What this hole, None of it makes
any sense.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Not surprising, Grahama, what do you have? All right, great news,
Benetia residents. You can resume showering, and please do it
because the stink, My god, this stink. I could smell
it driving through there the other day. These Stage four
critical water shortage alert, it's been canceled. Last night. Cruise
were able to finish up making repairs to that main
drinking water line that experienced significant damage a residence. We're

(01:16:10):
asked to cut their water usage by forty percent, but
thankfully water flown through those pipes once again, so get
back to one hundred percent usage, although it's probably a
good idea to dial it back a little bit. City
staff still investigating the cause of that break, what caused
all that damage. They say they're going to share the
findings once they're available.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Well, hurry it up.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
We want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
The JV show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 10 (01:16:33):
Is Zach Chrysto Rosa's that I hear on the radio. Honestly,
it's I was asking God for a sign and just
hearing you on the radio.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
Girl.

Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
I'll take this to the sign and I'll go on
his date. This will be my third date with this guy.
He's amazing, so I'll take it as a sign. And
good morning everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I love your show.

Speaker 10 (01:16:53):
You guys are amazing. And hello, Daddy Graham, I have
a great morning.

Speaker 17 (01:16:58):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Like, what how does Crystal being here equate to a
sign from God?

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Something out of the ordinary?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
It's new Okay, Yeah, Joy is happy? Goodbye? Why is
the guy's amazing? Why even question going on another day
with him?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Sometimes you need a sign from the yet bit of
re affirmation, and Skydaddy sent Crystal directly to us today.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Thank you, Sky Daddy Alcativity.

Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
Good morning JV Show and Crystal, congratulations on the engagement
and your wedding this weekend. Got a question, you're over
there in New York, Zaddi over here in California. Where
are you guys residing or are you coming back to
the JV Show. Maybe just saying loving the vibes this morning,

(01:17:41):
loving hearing you.

Speaker 13 (01:17:43):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Well, we found out where her family lives.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
If you missed that last chastic break off, Donton Avenue
in San Leandro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I know the one with the lemon tree. They have
a lemonary emonds from there. Yeah, beautiful torch porch area
right there in the front. It is a cornerhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Okay, oh gosh, but that's a okay, that's a thank
you for leaving that talk back. That's a great question.
What are you guys going to do? You guys live
on opposite coasts. You're about to get married. We've talked
a lot with our very own Jess about this. Because
Jess is engaged and she lives here in her Man.
You guys are going to be by lives in Selenas
and that's coastal, still long distance. But Crystal, you are
very by.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Yes, I have heard Jess complain about her two hour
drive to see her as it's a different of a
commute for us. It's like a twelve hour commute across
the country. Zaddy is going to be coming every other
week to New York City, so he's going to be
by coastal. I'm going to live in New York City
and keep following my number one radio market career for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
The next two Yeah. Whoa, this is that one sided
that you aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Going to be Yeah, you're not going to come out here?

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Didn't you come here one week and then he goes
there one week and you alternate?

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Luckily, our boss Mark, remember he loved so much that
he followed me to New York City, so he's our
boss over there. He's been very lenient. I get to
work from home this week, so I'm doing my radio
show from San Francisco to New York City and we'll see.
I mean, we have a step son now and he
lives here. You know, they do the every other week situation.
So that's why Zaddy has to stay here and be

(01:19:10):
dad duties every other week, and then he'll be he'll
be duties every other week. Got it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Shouldn't you be here? But again, I would still think
you would be here on the weeks that he would
need to be here because you are going to be
you know, married, I know we are married.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Well, there's two years left my contract. I've been begging
our boss here to let me do something, and they're
trying to work budgets. So that's what it's looking on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Yeah, she's given out the terms of her contract address. Yeah,
I do want to hand out your social Security number two?
Anything else you'd like to mention?

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
No, cool or not? We'll just throw out a couple
of things with the good Did you have something I do?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
A cooler? Not texting wedding invitations in lieu of sending
actual paper ones.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
God, not cool?

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Not cool? Not cool?

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Why do you know someone that did this?

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
I'm gonna say cool because I know someone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Who did this?

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Oh you do? Is that person sitting in this room
wearing an obnoxious gail right now?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Someone else? Oh? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Yeah? Yes, are very very own Crystal here sent.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Text message. We make beautiful wedding invitations online virtual uh
huh huh, and you know all the paper of it
all and the expense of it. I'll just cut them off.
We all text anyways. Everyone texts their phone. Just text
the invites.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
It's the okay, I text any other invite birthday parties,
you have to throw a lot of home.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Those are always text message invites. Same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
I designed it online and just send it out. But
I don't know why weddings are the one thing that
have still required like paper invitations, because I've been such
like a fancy once in a lifetime events.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
It's such a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
It's expensive, though it is.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
I appreciate you going green and saving the paper, but
I remember, Selena to your point, like it is such
a momentous occasion in your life, and it's something that
you are going to want to hold onto, and like
your family may want to hold on to remember that.
I know that when my wife and I got married,
or we sent out before our wedding, sent out our invitations,
we had them hand delivered white gloves, and it was

(01:21:12):
a box that was wrapped with a bow, and you
took that off and when you opened the lift, two
white doves flew out. And that wasn't even then. Then,
once you got through the tissue paper and stuff, then
you got to the actual inventation. And that was in
a smaller box, and another guy with white gloves lifted
that one out handed to you. When you opened that one,

(01:21:32):
a dozen monarch butterflies flew out. It was so magical.
And then when you opened the actual invitation, that's where
it was. That's the actual invitation was inside there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I have a question. You know, out of all the
weddings y'all have been invited to do you guys keep
the invitations, where are they.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Trash?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
So the fifteen dollars twenty dollars invitations everyone mails out
for weddings, you guys threw them all the trash. Well probably,
I'm not spending money on that, all right. I'm getting
an open bar in twenty twenty five in the Bay Area.
That's why I'm spending my money for y'all. It's good
with payper invitation, that's a good point.

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
I'm still gonna do invitations. And even like the Save
the Day, I want everything. I just want people to
have pictures of me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
My fee.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Yeah, you go see when you look at the prices,
even the ones I you email out, those are not free.
You gotta pay for that service, yes, girl. So I'm
just like, I'm not paid for none of that. I'm
just gonna text it to you. Let's squeeze in one more.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I'm back Crystal, though, I'm gonna say cool because save
the budget for the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Okay, yeah, yeah, invitations through all picking bar.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
As a matter of like alcohol no alcohol, cool or not?

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
This is gonna be the last one cool or not
ripping off our cooler not segment and calling it cringe
or not?

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Who does that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I happen to know someone that did this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Is that person sitting in this room where yeash she
is it's Crystal Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Okay, well, you know you gotta adapt though, because I
take it to the streets, y'all. Just keep it in
this room, y'all. Y'all, don't put any effort into the cooler.

Speaker 16 (01:23:02):
Now, I'm gonna says, I'm going cringe on this, particularly
because like, yeah, you go out to the streets where
you're just asking coworkers and plants out there, plans and stuff,
so like, I don't think that's like putting that much
extra effort.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Definitely true, But yeah I did drop that off and
you know that, and it is a little cringe, but god.

Speaker 16 (01:23:20):
I do so I'm appreciating your works.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
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