Furry And Farties

On today's 9-29-23 Friday show: Selena tries on her wedding dress, we celebrate national coffee day, we are anticipating a government shutdown soon, the Kardashians never had a beer before, Travis Kelce was high all the time during his reality show, another edition of 'Chidi's Tweets', Patrick Mahomes has the ugliest voice in the NFL, the new iPhone is having too many problems, Jess discusses childless math, and so much more on this fun Friday!

Episode Transcript

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I know, it's pretty awesome,you know. So we have that
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at seven thirty with us the JVShow. I'm Selena and I'm Jess.
Happy Friday. Oh, let's getstarted with some early Friday morning talkbacks.
Good morning, guys, It's Pedrowithout the haircut. I have another Halloween

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costume idea for you guys. Okay, how about morning beverages? Cheating and
Selena could dress up as some sortof energy drink. Jess. She seems
like a tea person, so maybea tea bag. Graham's taking easy to
get your mind, not the gutter. And Graham, how about a boring
cup of coffee? Good? Look, guys, that's actually kind of cute.
You would spot on like you lovetea bags? Yeah, I like

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tease. I bet it comes ina bag you like, yeah? Before
you Yeah, Look, I'm medressed up as a cup of coffee.
That one's out the energy drink onewe could be but Jess dressed up as
a tea bag. I'm here forthat. So'll put that on the list
that as an approve Why because Idon't like it. That's an approved costume.

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But it has to be a groupcostume. She just looked into Okay
because eggs. Well, let thelisteners know that. Otherwise I just think
you're shouting for no reason. AllRight, I got a DM of some
other cost my ideas, and look, I'm gonna just go on record right
now and say this is These arethe best suggestions we're gonna get. Okay,

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we have to figure out how todress up as them. All right.
This, Uh, our buddy JoseRamirez has sent me a d M
yesterday. He said, costume ideasfor you guys, Graham, dress up
as a fart jar. Look,that's what I wanted to be last year
for Halloween and I couldn't pull ittogether in time. But with enough,
oh my god, we could holdvery easy. Selena. He wants you

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to dress up as a that's goingto be an interesting costume, but also
do well go to jail. Here'sthe next one you're treating like that?
This one. I think maybe she'dhave to dress up as the medicine for
it, but he says, cheatyshould dress up as I have constivation,
so maybe as a big pepto mottle. And then Jess, he says,

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you could dress up as your dumbass grape costume all right here for the
grapes. Feel about that? Honestly? I really like so excited, like
I really am, so I'm startingto do it. So where are you
gonna do it too? What doyou mean? Like? Where are you
going dress as grapes? I'll probablycome to the day before Halloween. I'll

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where it. Here's I want youguys to see it. I don't know
if that's gonna We can't just behaving balloon sounds all in the background on
our show, you know what Imean? That's going from the mic squeaking
around. How are you gonna sitdown, sit down, every the experience,
and I want you guys to havewith me. Let's reconsider the tea
back. Let's go back to thetalkbacks. We have another one cleaner.

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How many days will you be upfrom the JV show for your wedding in
October? We will be missing you. Oh my god, October's this weekend?
Is it Sunday? Sunday? Somy wedding is the twenty first.
I got a book your flight,Graham, so I'll be you. Don't
you go on that site, Kayak. I don't know if you ever used

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that. And they said to youshould book now you know. And then
but I got the warning says youshould wait to book. Prices are coming
down, so I thought, okay, oh wait, and then that was
a little while ago. No,now you forgot. Now they probably shot
it back up again. So I'llbe out. I'll be out a few
days. Obviously it's in Mexico,so probably four days something like that.
But you know, Graham and Jazzgonna hold it down and cheaty. Do
you guys want to know how myfinal dress fitting went yesterday? Yes?

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Yeah, so I go in.I honestly cannot believe how they were able
to make such a long dress becauseyou buy your dress and it's just like
regular size. They haven't cut fromnormal human. Yes, I don't know
how they made it short to fitme, Like they cut off so much
of it and it looks so goodand it looks like it just came like
that. They're just over their workingmiracles. Do you get a discount because

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it's less fabric, No, it'smore if you pay more for them to
cut it off and then changing intoit, they have you like tried on.
All the alterations are done, butchanging into it yesterday was so awkward
because typically they will like help youinto your dress or you're not like stepping
all over it and like tripping overyou know stuff. But this time I

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specifically requested that I attempt to doit myself because I'm trying to let the
leg hair grow a little bit.I can you, like, you know,
a good wax. Before the wedding, I didn't want her to see
it. I'm trying to explain toher, like, hey, I just
don't want you to see my legs. I'm like spritelf conscious about this right
now. And she's like, ohgirl, you know I've seen it all
I've seen it all, but whatever, and so she was cool about it.

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Let me like try it on.Then I got to walk around in
this thing. You guys, Ialmost like cried, It was so emotional.
And then because it has like thereally long back, they have to
bustle it. Do you know whatthat is? Oh? They kind of
like what like sinch it and thelike button they tied up the back or

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whatever. That worries me because theyhad me walk around after they did that,
and it is so heavy back there, Like, I don't know if
I could last in this thing.So is the thing normally dragging on the
ground in the back? Yeah?And then it yeah, and then all
that fabric gets bunched up, thebunch it up for the reception. Yeah,
yes, it gets bunched. Didn'tso you like move around and dance

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or whatever. Like they had toteach me how to teach you have no
real or teach you a couple ofthings. Let's start with the deggie.
Let's huh, dinna teach me howto like sit down in the dress that
it all bustled. They had toteach me, and they didn't show me

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like in person, but they hadto explain to me how I'm gonna have
to use the restroom? And yeah, good question. Who you guys,
I didn't think about that. Basically, I have two options. I can
have someone either like unbutton and Ican, you know, put the dress
all the way down, but ofcourse don't want it just like sitting on
the bathroom floor. So then Ihave to take it completely off and put

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it on something so it's not touchingsomething disgusting or dirty. And that seems
like doing a lot. Plus theysaid, it's like really time and consumings.
You have to put the dress allthe way back on. The other
option is to have two people withme, right, oh, someone reaches
their hands up there now catches it. Oh no oh, And someone holds

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the front up, someone holds thebackup, and then they just stand there
and watch me. I think you'regonna have to, but it's so awkward
that it's gonna be awkward. Iknow, give me a nose plug,
I'll do it. Can we goback to the leg hair, because yes,
I'm still like stuck on that.If I if I would have waxed

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or whatever, let's say, likelike a week ago, Okay, I
would have been fine, but Ididn't think to do it, so at
this point it's too late. Ican't. But is it gonna be too
long? Because isn't there Like ithas to be like a good lane.
I don't know. I don't knowliterally, but I feel like I'm like

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avoiding my man at all costs,Like like I just have to not be
seen for the next three weeks.I wonder if we could take like a
picture of them, like taking tosee how much hair is on the way
they try to show you, Like, I don't want to see that.
Can we see? Now, let'sjust take a look. Let's just let

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Jess her cheaty take a look.Just see how bad the thickery thatch it
is. I'll show Jess. Okay, are we talking about just your legs
or is there have you let it? Okay, it's not that bad yet.
Are you going to be doing everything? Graham? Yeah, you're gonna
be doing that. Other one's beengrowing for a few years. I feel

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sorry for who everyone at least fourhours. Oh that's what you're gonna be
so much pain? Oh yeah,everywhere everywhere. She's probably in my back
too. While I'm at it.I'm just get that lower back. Yeah,
I might as well do the lowerback while you guys are working worker
over there, mine as well becauseit's my current. You know, I

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found myself in a very hairy situation. Did let me ask about the bustling
of the dress because at my wedding, my wife's dressed the bustling. Maybe
she wasn't paying attention when they showedher how to do it at the shop,
and nobody could find where the littlebutton loops were whatever the thing.
And I missed damn near the entirecocktail hour because I was in there helping

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her try to figure and I don'tknow what I'm doing. I wasn't there
at any of the fittings. Ithis is I'm flying blind here. I
didn't know the word bustling was thething. I didn't know bustling. Are
you even supposed to be at thecocktail hour? I thought that's when you
guys go take the photos and stufflike that. I wanted to be at
the cocktailer because that's the most fun. That's like the great time. There's
good there's good food getting passed around, and there's an open bar. Like

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that's the part that I wanted tobe at, Like we'll snap a couple
of pictures later. I don't care, and we took some and we took
some pictures before the wedding. Wedidn't, you know, like okay,
yeah, yeah, the first timeI saw her in her dress wasn't when
she came down the aid I hadalready seen her. Who cares. We
took some pictures then, because ifwe want to enjoy all the other stuff,
plus you know, we're paying fora lot of that. I want
to enjoy the drinks and food,but you need to make sure you know
how to bustle a thing. Iswear to god, it took like an

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hour, so I don't know howto do it. But they recorded an
instructional video perfect. I sent tomy sisters and now, just like you
guys, study this, deal withit. I can't. They won't watch
that. They're gonna try to bedown. They're gonna try to be down
at the last second. Today we'vealready watched it. They're on, they're
on the case. Those are goodsisters. Are there? Because I would
I would have deleted that message.We'll figure it out. We'll be fine.

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The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, Happy Friday, The JAV Show
I'm Selena, I'm Jazz, andI'm Cheaty. Good morning jav crew.
That's why I say good morning youguys. Hope everything well. This one
goes out to Selena with her hairylegs because Star Wars first. Chewbacca down.

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That was really good. That wasgood. Let me answer his call
back. That was good, Jazzcheating your best Chewbacca impression? Hey,
hear it again? He cuts thatdown. Before we discuss the government shut

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down, can we talk about howawful people are? Did you guys see
the viral video of the guy,the street performer who got his piano just
smashed to the ground. No,his name's Andrew's a really young guy.
He looks to be like in hisI want to say, like early twenties
or whatever. He posted this videobecause I guess he records all his playing
sessions. I don't know if heposts every single one online, but he
did this one for obvious reasons.And so he's playing a piano and this

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girl comes up and just bangs,like flams her hand against the keys to
mess him up. And she wasclearly like intoxicated. She's with a whole
group of people, and he's likebro, like, why'd you do that?
Whatever? The drung people walk away. I think maybe like an hour
goes by a couple hours. Maybethat same group they come back and he's
playing a piano. The same drunkgirl comes up to him smashes his entire

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piano to the ground. We're talkingabout like a piano. It's a keyboard.
It's a keyboard, but they're callingit a piano. Got it?
So everyone around it like what areyou? Like? What are you doing
that for? They were enjoying theshow, people were actually watching. They're
like tipping him money, like yeah, you know, giving him the attention
he deserves. And then she's somoney and the tip Jarra walks away.

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Seriously, Yeah, gosh, peopleare awful. So this video goes viral.
Charlie Pooth actually reached down to him, which I thought was really cool.
TMZ posted a photo of their dmsbecause Charlie's lind his TMS. He
said, I'm sorry that BS happensto you. Don't let it ever discourage
you from performing. I know itwon't, but that video just upsets me
so much. You're a wonderful playerand I wish you nothing but success and

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constant musical inspiration. Andrew says thatCharlie also invited him out to one of
his shows. And uh, Andrew, he's been raising money for like a
new keyboard and stuff. People justwant to see him play. So he's
already earned over two thousand dollars.Why didn' Charlie Pooth buy him the new
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. That's Charlie Poos

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said. Even you're a great player. Yeah that's great, Charlie, but
could you buy me? And Ican't play because some drunk lady just smashed
my keyboard. I hate people sometimesreally worse. I like it better when
the Internet finds the person and thenthat person's life was ruined because they get
something so so terrible. The feelgood part about Charlie half, Yeah,
that's great. Whatever the go fundme, Yeah that's great. I'd rather

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see that person's life just totally upendedbecause they did something just so awful to
someone I hate her friends they wereback there like laughing, like, oh
she just destroyed this, encouraging it. Yeah. Then the guys you were
with the like, would you wantto fight about it? You want to
fight about it? The piano playeris like, no, like, why
would I want to fight over there? It's just stop being stupid. I'm
a penist. Pianist, Yeah,penist. That's somebody that plays the piano.

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He's sickos all right, So whatis going on with this government shut
down? Yeah? I don't knowif you guys have been following the SNA
Congress about yesterday. Congress is gota couple of days left before the deadline
to fig to get some kind ofspending deal in order, and spoiler alert,
doesn't look like they're going to getanything agreed upon. There's certain groups
in Congress that have really dug inand they want bigger spending cuts and they

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don't want to approve any sort ofbudget. So we're headed for a government
shutdown. I think our last onetwenty eighteen lasted for like thirty five days
or something like that. And duringygovernment shutdown, all federal employees and federal
agencies they close up. There's nopaychecks coming in, so nobody's working.
So things like national parks, clothes, federal agencies, I don't know,
if Food and Drug Administrator, youname it, military families they're not getting

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their money. It affects millions ofpeople. It's a big deal and it
affects a lot of things that therest of us enjoy, like national parks.
One of the things that was aboutto kick off next week fat bear
Week, that's in danger of gettingscraped. Fat bear a week. I've
never heard of this. You don'tknow if fat bear Week el. Fat
Bear Week is put on by NationalPark in a lot, Aska because all

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the bears up there right now,they're getting ready for winter, so they
just eat and eat and eat becausethey got a hibernate and they get really
really fat. And then they goout and take pictures of the fat bears
and some video and then people voteon who's the fattest bear. It's fat
bear Week. Isn't that body shaming? Yeah? Body shaming the bears.
It's not body shaming because you wantto be the fattest bear, because that

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means you're going to be your bodyshaming the ones that aren't as big as
they want to be. Perhaps it'slike reverse body shaming. Yeah, well,
we all celebrate and do that becausewe all vote on the fat bears
during fat Bear Week. And ifthe National Park's closed and it was National
Park employees and rangers and stuff,and they're the ones that were hosting the
thing and posting the pictures and doingall the content for it. And if

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they're not getting paid, a fatbear weekend gonna happen. People interesting Congress,
step your game up, and youknow what else it's going to affect
here locally. Flea Week Flay Weekis next week with fleas fleets. Oh,
we think it was. We werecelebrating Flee Week. That's cheat every

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year, that's June Flee Weeks inJune. I'm talking about Fleet Week.
We're the Blue Angels come and flyand there's baby ships and all stuff.
It's one of the most fun.It's a really fun week. Serv It's
National Coffee Day. Cheaty drinks somemore coffee you need it. The JV
show Fun Wild nine four nine.We were just talking about this awful person

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in Georgia who smashed a street player'skeyboard just strain to the ground, like
mid song. She was clearly intoxicated, but what a jerk. And then
she goes and she steals money atthe tip jar. We have an update
on the talkbacks. Yep, Hey, good morning JV Show. This is
Jason out of San Jose just lettingyou know, Graham that they actually did
find out who the who the thelady that hit the keyboard and broke the

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keyboard or that street performer the nameChante heard they identified her and her mother
through social media, so they alreadyfound out who it is and they've apparently
been harassing her. That makes meso happy. I mean, look,
there there are several instances where thelike Internet justice so to speak, goes

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way, way, way too far. Yeah, people's lives are like ruined
over something that like was maybe amistake or you know, laps of judgment.
And sometimes I'm like, wow,that was like, let's let's ease
back. It went too far.But she smashed the keyboard and then stole
the tip money, like you're justa terrible person. Like I do love
when the Internet will see like,hey, there's some wrong that's been done.

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We recognize that wrong and that it'snot okay to do that. So
they all band together to bring justiceto that person. And I feel like
I feel like it's a good deterrentfor this kind of behavior because while the
police generally don't catch up to youon a lot of these things without particularly
with social media will particulate without socialmedia is stepping in and identifying you because

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the cops like, yeah, doyou guys want to figure trying to figure
out who this lady is? Now, we got we got other stuff to
do. And so I feel likeit's a good to turn. You should
know if you're about to do somethingawful like this, that something's going to
happen to you. And yep,generally social media is the one to think.
All right. So remember yesterday whenwe found out for the first time
Travis Kelsey had a dating show onthe EAT network back in like twenty sixteen

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that nobody watched or I don't knowa single person that watched it. Well,
now that it's back in the news, I saw a story yesterday a
source saying that he showed up basicallyevery day to set just hella high,
like he would smoke all the time. That's just what he does. He
likes, he likes to partake,and he even had his own little bottle
of like vising there to you know, bring the red eyes down just a

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little bit, to calm down theredness question for you guys, like this
is a dating show, Okay,you are smoking the marijuana before, could
you guys be with someone who wasalways high? I personally couldn't. I
used to date someone who wasn't anissue At first it wasn't, but it

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was like every time we had togo out, he had to go do
that, and it was just gettingfrustrating, like do you really have to
do this right now? You know, it gets annoying after a while,
but the frustrating or frustrating frustrating justasking for a fut you know, it
would be one of those things thatit would like, hey, can you

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no. I don't know. I'veI've got plenty of friends that they smoke
every single day and they're great people, and I don't know that doesn't bother
me. I don't know about I'venever had to date any of them,
though, I don't mind it.I mean, it couldn't get annoying if
I'm like in a hurry to gosomewhere and he's like, wait, let
me smoke real quick, and I'mjust like, oh my god. Yeah,
but I don't mind him being inthat. In that state, I

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like him better, honestly, Iget Yeah, I don't know. It
seems like sometimes again people that I'mcomparing how I act when I'm When I
do that, I'm maybe not associal as I would be, not gonna

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interact with you. Yeah, Ican't do it differently, right, So
if it changes their behavior totally,then it would be like, Okay,
you just like be yourself. Butpeople that smoke every day, that is
themselves. That that's yep, that'show they function. Now to the opposite
side of the spectrum, we havethe Kardashians who've never even tasted a beer
before. So the new season oftheir show The Kardashians dropped on Hulu yesterday

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and it shows the girls getting offthis private jet and then get into a
waiting car. Apparently at some point, at some point, they had the
option to grab a beer. Youknow, some road beers illegal, but
I'm not mad at it. Sothey are getting into that car. No
one else wanted a beer. I'venever had a regular beer. Oh don't
you put a lemon? And now, oh, I'm but they didn't have

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many never had a Corona or Iguess an American beer. I don't know
it's Corona American. I have noidea Mexican, right, Yeah, I've
never So that's Chloe not knowing bygosh, I've never had an American beer
like a corona. So then Chloeand Kim they try the beer. It

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was a beer's not bad. Idon't want to chaste it. Beer is
the best thing on that happening.I would like. By the way,
that's Chloe, I'm mean sorry,that's Kylie saying, what do you guys?
Are you guys these new here?Like? Beer is so good?
So then Chloe hands it to Kim. Oh, it's kind of sweet.
Yeah, I thought you are yougood? You know, we never had
a beer, never had a beer? Crazy, It's not possible. Could

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you guys be with someone who's nevertried a beer? No? Either,
definitely, not absolutely. That's whyI draw the line. After they try
it, maybe let's try it.Being an adult, I thought the internet
went and found like because I sawsome headline, they went and found some
video or picture of Kim Kardashian doinga kegstand, and it's like, yes,

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you've had a beer before. Here'syou really, here's a picture of
you doing a kegstand. I'm goingto research. Yeah, chet you looked
that up. Go to the internet. Dashian kegstand? And I did cross
my mind. Are they saying thisfor clout because anytime someone's like, I've
never had hot cheetohs before, I'venever had McDonald's or whatever it is,
they go viral, like, howhow are you living in twenty twenty three
and you haven't tried these things?So I did wonder that. I bet

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like they very rarely drink a beer, Like maybe they haven't had one in
a very long time. But tome, tell me you didn't. You
never had a beer like when youwere twenty one twenty two? Yeah,
I mean, you're right. Sheshe does have a picture, so she's
had some beer before. Probably oneof it was probably not one of those
American beers like a Corona or MODELO. It was probably, you know,

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one of those foreign beers. Ifeel like they only were And why I
would have like believed it is becausethey live in a whole different able exactly.
Okay, just for you know,conversation purposes. In the kegstand photo,
she's getting a mouthful of foam.Okay, maybe she's never actually like
had a beer in her hand andlike drink when the bot. Maybe she's

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never had a beer. Yeah,But and there's another photo of her holding
a glass of beer. But she'swhat if that was just for the photo
as also positively, you know,because I do know Kim's not a big
drinker. Yeah, that's I mean, you really know at that point,
going all these vacations all the time, how have you not had a nice
cold corona or something on the beach. A lot of I know a lot

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of girls that don't like beer.That's fine, you still have had one
to know that that's true, Graham. Tomorrow is the big day. Yeah,
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saying that they're going to see ustomorrow, Selena. So I'm excited see

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those people. I'm excited to seeeverybody else come through. It's been a
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what's hot of music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Sopeople are really not here for Tom's Scandavall's

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podcast, so Wednesday he announced anew weekly podcast called Everybody Loves Tom.
It's being sarcastic, right, Idon't know nobody there that many people that
love Tom. Yeah, people arenot here for it. Here's just some
of the reaction online. Men willdo anything but go to therapy. The

(25:30):
hardest of passes. Can't wait tonever listen to this. Nobody loves Tom
as much as Tom loves Tom.Now, well, that part's true.
They're also accusing him of trying tosteal attention away from Arianna, who made
her debut on Dancing with the Starsthis week and she talked a little bit
about scandavall and interesting timing that nowyou want to share your side to the
story on a podcast. Do youthink that was a premeditated thing, like,

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oh, she's about to be onDancing with the Stars, I better
do something that's gonna steal her thunderNo, I don't know. That's coincidental.
Maybe. Well, yesterday he droppedthe first episode of the podcast,
and he revealed that in the midstof all the scandal, he quote felt
very, very close to committing suicide. He says, thankfully he had a
few friends who were there for himto spite everything that was going on,

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and so he's thinking them for basicallysaving his life. They were there for
him when nobody else was. Idon't think he's just saying something like that
just for Cloud. I don't thinklike that on the podcast, and I
think I think the whole scandal.Look, I've watched the show since season
one, so you know it's likeyou feel like you know these characters,
and he really well, I thinktook a lot of joy in everybody like

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loving him. You know, I'mlike fans loving him, people wanting to
come to the bars that he wasopening and like meet him. And he
was this really like popular guy andlike very likable you know. Yeah,
but then when once you become thevillain and then and everyone turns on you,
you have the internet, Yeah,crazy, that can take a toll.
It will take a toll. Ifor sure think it did. And
I don't think he thought it wasgoing to be to like the level that

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it was, like people just downrightlike hating this person and yeah, trashing
his like businesses and actually like goingthere and physically vandalizing them, and people
yelling at him in the street,like because people were so invested. And
I was like, dude, it'sa TV show, Like it's borderline soap
opera, like you know what Imean, It's like this is almost scripted,
you know, and part of itprobably is scripted. But I don't

(27:27):
think he foresaw not at all that. I don't think any definitely affected him.
Britney Spears is trying so hard toconvince us that she was dancing with
fake knives and not real ones.So she realizes how concerned everyone is now,
especially after cops showed up on herdoorstep to do a welfare check because
of all the calls they were comingin. So Brittany posted something on Instagram

(27:48):
and she is once again insisting theknives are fake. She says her team
went and rented them from the handprop She says, the hand prop shop.
I think it might go buy adifferent name teams. He says that
it's called something else, but anyways, like a prop rental store. Yeah,
they're in LA, she says.Quote these are not real knives.
No one needs to worry or callthe police. I'm trying to imitate one

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of my favorite performers, Shakira performanceI was inspired by because of her VMA's
performance. Yeah, and then shesaid, cheers to us bad girls who
aren't afraid to push boundaries and takerisks. You are all cut up Brittany,
I mean, you're being a littletoo risky right now, So you
mean to tell me? She waslike, Hey, team, I'm about
to do one of these weird dancevideos that I post on Instagram that don't

(28:33):
seem very well planned out. ButI'm gonna I need you to go around
down to the prop shop and findme too, act you know, realistic
looking knives so I can do thisweird Instagram dance. Oh no, no,
She went to the kitchen drawer,she grabbed them, danced weirdly,
and posted it to Instagram, Like, come on, I wish you would
just admit they're real and be like, sorry, I scared you guys,

(28:56):
I won't do it again, andwe can all move on from this.
Yep, had she said, Yeah, I was trying to imitate this one
thing, Skia. In hindsight,not the best idea to do this with
real If you're going to attempt this, please use some costume nothing, and
then we can move forward. Andthen yeah, it's tired of talking about
this every single day here, Yeah, Graham, would he have? All
right? A bunch of cool newsthis week surrounding the Golden State Warriors.
First, we had the Warriors ownerreportedly close to getting a deal done to

(29:18):
launch a w NBA team here.That would be pretty cool. They would
also play their home games at ChaseCenter. And secondly, yesterday reports came
out that Chase Center is going tobe the home of the twenty twenty five
NBA All Star Game. Not adone deal yet apparently, but I buy
all accounts it's going to happen,and it makes sense. Chase Center is
one of the nicest arenas in theNBA, if not the nicest, and

(29:40):
it would be an awesome place toshowcase all the All Star festivities. Maybe
Jack Harlow would come and because youknow he's like he loves basketball name,
he could be there chucking or braup at him. Let's just let's just
say, let's just let's all manifestthat for cheat right now. Yeah,
put it on your radar now manifestall right, Thank you, Graham.
Next on the JV shows, speakingof Cheaty, it's one of our favorite

(30:03):
things we do on Friday's Cheaty's tweetsthe JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
I'm Selena Graham and I'm Jess andI'm oh Jess, sorry showing me
right over the start on a Friday, actually brought you Starbucks shows, not
on purpose. So tomorrow Grandma andI are going to be a Mariis Credit

(30:23):
Union in Sunyvale from twelve to twofor our official Laptop Drive event. Had
a quick question, really excited tobe to leave it Tomorrow's Unfortunately I don't
have a laptop to give out.Would it still be okay to stop by

(30:44):
say hi to you guys? Kidding? Great question, Yes, of course.
If you don't have a laptop,you can do it again. We're
looking for use laptops that need tobe refurbished, which is what may what's
going to do and give to variousBay Area students in need. If you
don't have one to donate, yes, of course, come see us tomorrow.
We want to meet everybody tomorrow.We want to have a fun event

(31:06):
and say hi to everybody, andso please come through. Yes, if
you can bring a laptop for theLaptop Drive to help Bay Area students,
please do that as well. Imight have to bring my two year old
grandmama. I might need some helpwith him. He's kind of a nightmare.
You're gonna make me babysit your kids. The whole time. Okay,
fin, I'll do it. Thankyou, Graham. I knew I could

(31:27):
count on you. I do.We have some shout out. I got
one shout out. I want tosqueeze in quick. Right here. I
got a DM. You know,husband's be sliding to my DMS. He
says, can you please get mywife a shout out for our anniversary tomorrow?
It's going to be seven years Sunday, and I love for very much.
Her name is Jennifer Mendoza Fabiani.I love the little family we have
and can't wait to complete it soonin the future. That's from Julio.

(31:48):
What do you think that means?That means they're gonna you know what that
means, Oh, finally seal thedeal. I'm making a hand gesture.
Ye, yep, we'll enjoy that. Yeah. If that happens, that
should happen on your anniversary. Okay, seven. This is the number seven
for them, so hopefully this willbe the first time on the seven year
Yeah, whatever, all right.Something we do every Friday. It's one

(32:12):
of our favorites. Cheaty's tweets.Our buddy Cheaty Here. She tweets a
lot like way too much, sometimesdrinking me and it's hilarious. But this
is where Graham does a dramatic readingof them no offense, but Patrick Mahomes
has the ugliest voice in the NFL. Wait, I wait, I'm gonna

(32:35):
say. Look, look, Ihave two things, two comments. One,
whenever somebody starts a thing says nooffense, that you're going to say
something offensive hearing. And secondly that'shashtag facts. I've never heard him talk
now, or maybe I did.I never realized he had a hideous voice.
No, you wouldn't realize. You'vedefinitely heard him talk before. What

(33:00):
it sounds like a combination of someonesaid Seth Rogan's last. Yeah, it's
kind of that meets Kermit the Frogmeets Kidny Powers from Southbounding down On if
you ever watched that show, DannyMcBride, he's got. It's like a
comma of all those things. It'svery it's weird. I feel like it's
gotten a little bit better, hasit. I don't thought it was worse

(33:21):
when he first came in the league. Oh my god, this is I
think hilarious to it, but it'sit's honestly like, oh, I just
like, okay, let's do cheatlet's do another tweet during the next break,
which is not yet. I'm gonnagrab the audio. I need to
listen to this for everyone else who'snever heard him, You'll be all a
funny sample. Lost my pimple patches, cry and face emoji, cry and

(33:46):
face emoji. We can tell whatthe hell? What the hell are pimple
patches? Okay, patches? No, it's like a patch that you put
on your pimple and then it likegoes away, like you wear it overnight.
Yeah, like wear it for fourto six hours, eight hours.
It just like sucks up all thestuff and then lose them. I don't

(34:08):
know. Well, it's yeah,she knew she would have lost them.
I know it is. I hadlike a really bad pimple on my face
the other day and it was huge, and I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna get my pimple patch andput it on there, hopefully like it
leaves and then I couldn't find myleaves, like it's just gonna walk in
the doorway, goes away. Keepit real. Yeah, what's the effectiveness

(34:30):
of a pimple patch. I've neverused one. They worked, They worked
really well, Like I mean,it goes it doesn't like take the pimple
all the way away, but itgoes down a lot where it's not like
a huge juicy pimple on your face. Okay, you didn't turn juice.

(34:51):
Imposter syndrome be so real? Ohmy gosh, the real one. What
the hell is imposter syndrome? Doyou know what imposters? God cramul so
much this small tweets. It's alearning moment for all of us. It's
like when you're in a place solike I would say, like an example
would be like if you're in aplace with friends and you just don't feel
like you fit in all the way, like or you just you don't feel

(35:15):
like you're qualified or something like that. Billy Eilish said that she suffers from
imposter syndrome a lot because she doesn'tfeel like she's worthy enough to be like
the Billie Eilish that we like seeher as like she's just a regular,
regular person, you know what Imean? Like she feels like an imposter
almost And is that how when thethrongs of fans are waiting for you outside
the building each day, cheaty,You're like, but it could be like

(35:37):
anything, huld you just don't feellike you're worthy of that, or you
just don't feel like so you Whois Cheaty? Who are you an imposter
of? Or how does this howit apply to you enough for you to
tweet it out? I would saywhen I'm like in a group, when
a group of people maybe like Ican't really think of an example right now,

(35:59):
come back to me. You're animposter. I am an imposter The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, and Grammy said, it's a real
one birthday. Yeah, mom,Well, moms are my dms. I
can't get out of there. Igot one, says Hey Graham, can
you please greet my daughters Marcia andFrancesca wish them a happy birthday September twenty
ninth. That's today. We listenevery morning on our way to school from

(36:21):
seven twenty one. They will beextremely happy. Happy birthday, girls.
Mommy loves you so much. Andthat is from Mitzi, So happy birthday
to Marcia and Francesca. Have agreat day at school. But really we'll
give the fun points. So welearned that Cheaty here thinks that Patrick Mahomes
has the ugliest voice in the NFL. And Graham, you agreed, it's

(36:44):
kind of weird, and I waslike, wait, how have I never
noticed this? So I went andI found a clip of Patrick mahone mahomes
Sorry, I don't know why Isaid that's so weird. I found a
clip of him actually talking about hisannoying ugly voice. No, people make
fun of my voice from my entirelife, so I've gotten used to it.
It's like the joke that keeps giving. So I've heard it all.

(37:05):
I've heard the Kermit, the frog, I've heard I've heard the smoking cigarettes,
whatever it is. But uh,it's unique, and so maybe I'll
get like a deal from that.Having that unique voice. It is kind
of curd a little bit, theway he says, heard, I've heard
my whole her let's go heard somecows. Yeah, what's the deal with
that? I don't know, butI love it, agreed, uliest voice.

(37:30):
But at least he has like asense of humor about it. What
it means he's got a couple ofSuper Bowl rings. It'll be just fun.
Yes, let's go to the talkbacks. Sorry, I just that scared

(37:51):
the hell out of it. Yougotta worry about something like that up,
I mean, it is National CoffeeDay today. Oh there you go.
That guy probably doesn't normally have coffeehis first step. A lot of coffee
deals today. Circle Kay given awayone free cup of coffee of any size
through its app until October second.Duncan is offering members of its loyalty program

(38:15):
a free medium hot or ice coffeewith any purchase today only. I heard
that Krispy Cream. Krispy Cream isgiven away coffee to any customer, any
medium, hot or ice coffee,no purchase necessary, don't have to be
a member, and just anyone goin there and get a coffee, get
coffee. Yep, that's a gooddeal. I really like what Pezze Coffee

(38:35):
is doing. Listen to this.They are quote disrupting the coffee industry with
a new disloyalty program. For thefirst time ever, you can use reward
programs from like rival companies. Let'ssay you're a Starbucks Rewards member or whatever.
You go into Pezza and use thatto get free coffee there. It's
their disloyalty program. I love that. It's hilarious. And then Wendy's also
selling ninety nine cent coffees on theirapp. So happy National Coffee Day.

(39:00):
We have our starves and here cheetybrought U. I got the basic anything
Well, I was just gonna sayI got the cheaty texted this morning very
thoughtfully, or last night, what'severybody's coffee order for a National Coffee Day?
And I went with the pumpkin spicecold brew us too. I went
full basic b Look. October oneis Sunday, tis the season, and

(39:24):
you guys, this thing is delicious. By the way. Jez oh,
it's so good. Jesse, what'syour ordering? And I gotta look up
the picture. I got it solong. She doesn't even know. Yeah,
it's that long, you guys.I've only ordered it in person once
though out of shame or just becauseit takes so long. No, because
I just couldn't order it ahead oftimes. So I was like, I
either pick a different drink or gowhen you know, order this one.

(39:45):
But it's an ice cafe latte grandelight ice, oat milk, vanillas,
we cold foam, three pumps,brown sugars, and I'm in powder.
If anybody ever catches me ordering that, you can punch me in the fist.
I will hard, is possible,really really hard. I try to
knock my face off of My Facethe JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

(40:12):
Let's go to the phones and bringon Jennifer. Good morning, Jennifer,
good morning. Now you mentioned youhave the family in the car.
What is everyone's names? I havemy husband Ryan, my son Brady,
and my daughter Madison. Oh you'vegot a full car there. So let's
see if collectively you guys can worktogether to win a pair of tickets to
see Becky Gez Mikaa tour on Octobertenth. Nice. So this is the

(40:35):
JV Show. Yep, nope,game. Here's how it works, Jennifer.
We're gonna ask you four trivia questions. You get three right, and
you win your tickets. Okay,yep, all right. Here's question number
one. Baby Boomers are the generationthat resulted from a surge of births following
what war? World War two?Yep, this is the Boomers, all

(40:59):
right. Number two Mac, asin Apple's Mac computers, is short for
what macintalk? Ye? Number three. The Hawks are an NBA franchise that
play in what city? Atlanta?Oh my god, I gotta get a

(41:21):
real car load of smarty pants overhere. Reckon. Our other listeners look
bad and we're like, what's whatdo you get when you combine red and
yellow? And they're like, oh, I don't know, blue and shocking,
But nice work, all right?Question number four and this one's just
for funzies. Doctor Dre was oneof the original members of What Rap Grew

(41:42):
n wat Total cake Walk? Whatwas so good? Was a cake walk?
Oh? Like cake walk? Yeah, Jennifer you we have called so
many mornings to get on. Wewere so excited to get through you in
practicing four to four. Congratulations,So you're going to be seeing Becky Geese

(42:07):
Casa tour, Jennifer. Any funplans for the weekend? You and the
family? What are you guys doing. We've got basketball, soccer and a
little bit of golf. Whoa games? Yeah? Let now we're talking nice,
so we hope you guys have areally fun weekend. It sounds like
you're gonna be really, really busy, So hang on, Cheety will get

(42:30):
you those tickets there in the nextYou're nice talking to you, have a
great Friday and the rest of theweekend. Hang on Jennifer the JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. Let'sgo to the phones and bring on Jennifer.
Good morning, Jennifer, good morning. Now you mentioned you have the
family in the car. What iseveryone's names? I have my husband Ryan,
my son Brady, and my daughterMadison. Oh you've got a full

(42:52):
car there. So let's see ifcollectively you guys can work together to win
a pair of tickets to see BeckyG's Mikasa were on October ten NICs.
So this is the JV show youpnope game. Here's how it works,
Jennifer. We're gonna ask you fourtrivia questions. You get three right,
and you win your tickets. Okay, yep, all right. Here's question
number one. Baby boomers are thegeneration that resulted from a surge of births

(43:15):
following what war? World War two? Yep, this is the boomers,
alright. Question number two, Mac, as in Apple's Mac computers, is
short for what macintalk? Yep.Number three. The Hawks are an NBA

(43:38):
franchise that play in what city?Atlanta? Oh my god, I gotta
get real car load of smarty pantsover here. Reckon. Our other listeners
look bad and we're like, what'swhat do you get when you combine red
and yellow? And they're like,oh, I don't know. Blue and
shocking but nice work all right?Question number four and this one's just for

(44:01):
fun zies. Doctor Dre was oneof the original members of What Rap Group
n WA totally rushed total Cakewalk.What was so good? Was a cakewalk?
Oh? A cake walk? Yeah, Jennifer. You we have called

(44:22):
so many mornings to get on.We were so excited to get through you
guys be in practicing four. Congratulations. So you're going to be seeing Becky
Geese tour, Jennifer. Any funplans for the weekend? You in the
family? What are you guys doing? We've got basketball, soccer and a
little bit of golf. Whoa games? Yeah? Let now we're talking nice,

(44:50):
but we hope you guys have areally fun weekend. It sounds like
you're gonna be really, really busy, so hang on. Cheeny will get
you those tickets there in the nextYou're nice talking to you have a great
fr the rest of the weekend.Hang on, Jennifer. It's all the
stuff you need to know. What'shotted, music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the Bay. I saw this

(45:15):
all over the Internet's yesterday. StephCurry is producing a mac Dre documentary,
really exciting stuff. Let me justsay one thing I love about stuff because
you know, he's not from here, he grew up in North Carolina.
But I love that he has fullyembraced Bay Area culture. I think he
he's become a part of Bay Areaculture. So he and his partner Eric

(45:37):
Peyton, they have this production company, Unanimous Media. It was announced yesterday
via Billboard that they are working withmac Drey's mom to put together this documentary.
We don't have a timeline just yet, but they did say, quote
mac Drey is a cultural icon whomade a tremendous impact on the Bay Area
and beyond through his music and pioneeringcreativity, which is true. Drake talks

(45:59):
about mac dray all the time andhis influence. We're honored to work with
his incredible mother to tell her son'slife story with respect and dignity for fans,
the Bay Area community and music loversalike love this and you know and
you know that it's going to begood because everything Steph Curry does is amazing.
That guy, just this year alone, the stuff that he's done for
the community of the Bay Area.He's buying that high school basketball team shoes,

(46:23):
that women's team in Oakland, Theseschools building new playgrounds, building new
basketball courts, the amount of moneythey're donating, that's just all the good
stuff. I just love it.Like me too. That guy talk about
should be the most idolized. He'slike an angel figure. He's like mother
Teresa, you know what I mean. He can do no wrong. Seriously,

(46:45):
Swifties are beef in with Mahomes fans. Not so much Patrick Mahomes,
but his wife Brittany. Now tobe clear, Taylor and Brittany have no
beef. Okay, last weekend theydidn't meet at the Chief's game, and
they got along at the after party. They are said to have had drinks
together and like took shots or whatever. But the whole thing with the two

(47:07):
fan bases, it's basically like,there's only room for one NFL wife slash
girlfriends here, so we got apick. And of course the Swifties are
like, sorry, but this isTaylor's town now Kansas City. Taylor runs
it. And then the you know, the Chiefs fans, the Mahomes fans
are like, oh, the holdtime we were here first. You know,
it's all about Patrick and Brittany.We run this town. So it's

(47:29):
kind of like an imaginary beef becausethere really is no actual beef between Taylor
and Brittany, but the fan basesthey're kind of going at it online.
I've always gotten the sense that BrittanyMahomes enjoys the spotlight, like she wants
to be the central figure here.So a lot of the memes I've seen
have been kind of in reference tothat. Are jealous. Yes, it's

(47:50):
like she's jealous. Move over,Taylor's in town, but yeah, what's
Taylor arrives? Sorry, it's Taylor'stown. But all the reports I've seen
is that they were very friendly witheach other and they got along really really
well. So is there any actualbeef? No, this is just all
fausta yet I well, yeah,not yet. A couple other Taylor headlines
really quick. Fox asked her ifthey could play her music on their broadcast

(48:10):
last week. Uh, she saidno. And also she is rumored to
be at this next Chief's game onSunday is they take on the Jet so
we shall see if she is there. I saw something about that. And
if she is there, that's Imean, we'll see her in Britney in
the background pulling each other's hair.Oh my gosh, another Taylor thing.

(48:31):
So a married couple's Halloween costume isgoing viral right now because they dressed up
as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey intwenty twenty. Yes, yes, they
predicted it. I'm going out tothe jam shot out. It's their caption
is I don't know any world inwhich Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey would be
in the same room together, butapparently in this one they're married. This

(48:53):
is twenty twenty. You guys,how do they know? Like, what
are the odds? That is insane? Go see that at the jabshow dot
com. Graham, what do youhave in trending? All right, we
do need to mention it's a verybig national and local story. A Senator,
Diane Feinstein has passed away at theage of nineties. Passed away at
her home last night in Washington,DC. A Finestein was California's longest serving

(49:16):
senator. She's been in office sincenineteen ninety two. She was a San
Francisco native, the first female Senatorfrom California, and she was currently serving
her sixth term. But we knowshe was battling numerous health problems. Earlier
this year had been absent from Congressfor a few months to deal with those
So a sad day for the Feinsteinfamily. Does this mean Megan Markle's going

(49:39):
to like swoop in and take herspot like she's been trying to do.
It doesn't work like that. Well, I believe if I'm correct, Newsom
now gets to appoint someone to holdthat seat until there till election can be
held. Man, So I thinkthat's what Megan was angling to do to
be appointed in the event that EinsteinPatty, do you think she did something

(50:00):
to her? I'm just kidding.That would never Oh that was that was
a show. No, yeah,that would never happen. And I love
Megan Marko. I know she's avery h not controversial, but divisive figure
lover, but she definitely should notbe holding any type of political office.
The JV Show on Wild nine reallyexciting stuff happening next week. We've been

(50:23):
talking a lot about Taylor Swift tothe Aira's tour concert film comes out on
October thirteenth, because thirteen is herfavorite number. Well, we are going
to be doing like an exclusive screeningevent, So if you want to go,
we're gonna have your chance to wintickets Monday morning eight fifty and then
the following day that Tuesday, it'sa Taylor Tuesday. We're gonna have tickets

(50:45):
every single hour starting at seven thirtyright here on the JV Show on Walthany
for nine. It's huge, huge, Alright, let's talk about the new
iPhone fifteen. A lot of peoplewho ran out to go buy this,
they've had it for a week now, it's been out for a week and
there are some complaints. Let's justrun through them, shall We thought iPhones
were perfect, you guys try tosell me on one every single day.

(51:06):
I felt it's the best phone everyno problems. But well, apparently a
lot of the new ones, theiPhone fifteen PROS and Pro Max, they're
getting like really really hot. Peopleare saying like they can't even be on
a FaceTime call for more than twominutes because it heats up and it's like
burning their hands. Oh my gosh. They can't like play a video for

(51:28):
a few minutes because if always justlike on fire. This sounds safe.
Yeah, we've already heard about youknow, some phones in the past just
spontaneously like exploding and like catching onfires. I don't know if that could
be something that could happen with thesephones. There's also a social media guy
who whenever a phone comes out,he tests the durability of it. He

(51:49):
gives, you know, all thesenew phones the bend tests, where if
he tries to bend the phone withhis bare hands, the iPhone fifteen failed.
What do you mean? I allthe billboards, everything I see says
made out of titanium. Yes,it looks like it's stronger than a tank.
People are able to crack the phonewith their bare hands just bending it.
They're thinking maybe it's because the titaniumis, like you know, it's

(52:12):
build as being like lightweight titanium,So maybe it's just not as thick.
Maybe that's also why it's heating throughso quickly. I don't know, but
yeah, these phones, they theyare bendable, and they're also noticing that
if you're holding it long enough,it'll like it starts to discolor. Really
Yeah, and someone said it couldbe from like the oil on your hands

(52:34):
that's making it like changed color.It's like tarnishing the metal. Yeah,
but then if you like wipe itoff and like leave it for a few
minutes, it'll go back to normal. What is going on with that?
Isn't that disgusting? Yeah, Ifeel like these are things that should have
been discovered during the testing period ofthe new phone when they I guess they
come out with so many a newversion every year, they probably don't have
that much time to do the researchon it. But or just leave it,

(53:00):
just like leave it the way itwas. Yeah, it's like every
other feature that you do phones,so you're not really changing much anyways.
I love all these like, youknow, they're ever the titanium and we're
making our phones stronger. It's like, yet everyone still has to put a
case on the on the thing otherwiseit's gonna break. Like yeah, this
to me is the biggest scam inmodern history. Everybody, we make a

(53:20):
cell phone that costs thousands of dollarsand they break so easily. Hey,
why not make these things tougher?And then they really pride themselves on the
new colors, like this one comesin pink, but I think jazz.
You mentioned, like, yeah,but then you just throw a case on
it and no one sees the coloranyway. It's like then you have to
put a case on it or itwill break. Why not make these things
unbreakable? Oh that's right, becausethey want you to have to buy a

(53:42):
new one and or buy their cases. It's just it's the it's the most
ridiculous money grab, and we allfall for it. I know I'm not
a falling for this one. Nope, No, the next one, yes,
yeah, you'll be getting that one. Well, do you want to
talk about Graham? Oh? CanI just queeze it a really quick anniversary
shout out? Really quick? Alot of dms going on. I got
one and says what's going on?Grand My wife and our big listeners to

(54:05):
the JV show is wondering if youcan give my wife a shout out as
it's our seven year wedding anniversary tomorrow. It'd be amazing as she's hearing the
show on her way to work.Please and thank you. Oh yeah,
I forgot nine. Jessin Rubin mightneed to leave that. Sorry, team
of the New York Giants ha haha ha. Thanks again. This is
Adrian from Pedaluma. One little issuewith this DM didn't mention his wife's name.

(54:30):
Adrian got the important stuff in aboutthe you know niner and how much
the New York giants sucked, buthe forgot his wife. So but happy
anniversary, you know priorities, Yeah, happy anniversary. So I saw this
woman. She posted a video onAmazon, very very embarrassed. She says
that Amazon's new shipping policy and Idon't let me know if you guys have

(54:52):
encountered this, but they say there'san option where you can get whatever the
item is mailed basically with no packaging. So she ordered a package of underwear
and then cheaper like that or something. I think there's more sustainable because a
lot of times you've gotten something fromAmazon, you're like, this thing can't
break, and there it is inbubble wrap and a cardboard box, and
you're like, well, this isstupid, this guy, and it's really

(55:13):
wasteful because they all got the smallestlittle thing and it's in this huge box.
All that. Yes, okay,So I think they're just, yeah,
trying to become more sustainable. SoI think you can now select that
option, that's what she's saying.I haven't seen that, but I like
the idea. But she's saying shedoesn't like the idea because she ordered some
underwear and it arrived just in theunderwear plastic packaging. So the person at

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her building who holds the packages foryou know, the residence, was like,
here, I have a package foryou, and he can clearly see
it underwear, and she was veryembarrassed. Would you guys, be let
me ask you that, because I'mfor this, I like the I've always
thought about that, the amount ofstuff we order on Amazon and the amount
of packaging and waste that it creates. And I get we can recycle the
cardboard, but we're still we're cuttingdown a lot of trees. Would you

(55:59):
be embarrassed if you're underwear and otherthings you ordered on Amazon arrived like in
just it's packaging so you could seewhat it was. I would, yeah,
if it was underwear, Yeah,I'd be very embarrassed. Yeah,
because you know, especially in thediscontemps, sometimes I've had to order some
it's not just kind of embarrassing thingsyou like, like underwear, like after

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you know, I had some kidsyou have to get like the really big
ones and the ones that go allthe way over your stomaching. Yeah,
I wouldn't want the Amazon guy oranyone like seeing that and knowing where it's
getting delivered to. They don't knowyou personally. It just doesn't matter.
You're embarrassed at the delivery person seeswhat you've ordered. They were underwear too,

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but not these ones, and they'renot that big. That's a good
point. That's a good point there, that big. You could use those
as a tent. I mean,wouldn't you be embarrassed? Grow? No,
we all wear underwear. Well Ican't say that for everybody, but
the majority of it's all where underwear, and we all have to buy embarrassing
things from time to time. It'snot that big of a deal, and

(57:06):
it out for me, the sustainabilitypart of it outweighs the embarrassment. I'm
all I'm for this. No,I'll take mine in a big, giant
cardboard box. Although I guess ifyou're ordering like work remover or something,
and then you know the person's like, here, here's your word remover that
you ordered, and the giant grandpanties and whatever else. The JV Show

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on Wild ninety four nine, Jess, if you're gonna go woo, you
have to like doing it? Thereyou go. You just ma me have
doing it sometimes, like we needto pull on it. I'm Selina,
I'm jazz and I'm cheaty. Wewere just talking about the new iPhone fifteens
a lot of complaints. People aresaying that it overheats really fast just after
like a couple of minutes of playinga video or being on FaceTime. Someone

(57:49):
tests the durability and they just crackedit to wear bare hands. Yeah,
and then also if you hold itwithout a case, the color will start
to change a little bit on you. It's kind of weird. Warning everybody.
While I just wanted to chime inon the conversation, you guys were
talking about the iPhone having to fix. I'm not sure if you guys have

(58:12):
caught onto the pattern, but everytime they drop a new iPhone and everybody's
going and rushing out to grab it, they are always messing at, which
is why you should always wait untillike about a good like five months after
the phone comes out to get it. Ooh, okay, that's a good
that's a good plan. But stillsucks that we have to do that,
Like why can't you just put outa phone and haven't be a good product

(58:32):
exactly, But he's right, younever hear about thee any of these problems
propping up. Yeah, six monthsafter the drop it's always in the beginning,
always all right. So we've talkedabout girl math, boy math.
Yep, what the heck is childfree math? This is my favorite math
so far. So I stumbled uponthis video and it kind of explains.

(58:53):
It gives an example, and thenI'll share my example after if you don't
have children, and let me introduceyou to child free math. I was
I'm getting massage later today, andI was like, that's two hundred dollars.
That's really expensive. You shouldn't dothat. And then I thought you
would have spent that on registration feesfor soccer camp. Are you kidding me?

(59:14):
Gymnastics? All the ice cream youwould have had to buy this year,
trips to Disney Disney alone, that'slike three vacations. In child free
math. I'm not having kids,so I can spend my money on me.
So there you go, child freemath. If you get to use
it, I love it. Itactually makes sense. Yeah, you guys.
Every time my boyfriend and I goout to eat, or honestly,

(59:37):
anytime we're like just splurging or likeyou know what, Yeah, we're spending
a lot, But if we hadkids, we'd be spending this money on
diapers anyways, So let's just goall out. I love child freemath,
although I don't get to use childfreemath. I just like these different like
math, yeah, because it's justifyingour overspending hypothetical situations in our head.

(59:57):
Well, if I had to dothis, i'd be paying this money anyways,
but I'm not, so I couldbuy this new album. Yeah,
you and Reuben are dinks come withno kids? That's right. I have
heard that. That's that was theorigination of the child free math was just
calling people dinks. And I've knownplenty of dinks. And man, I
am envious because she's right, gettingregistered for soccer and all your money.

(01:00:22):
Then you got to buy the jerseyand then they guilt you into the pictures
which come on now you never evengive away or do anything with. I
have a staff of pictures, andI don't know what to do with them.
I've learned at least get the basepackage, one picture of my kid,
one team picture, and that isit. I don't need the forty
prints. Like, but they getyou. They always have to get the
magnet. Always get the magnet.Yeah. When I was little, I'd

(01:00:43):
make my mom buy me like allthe pictures and all the accessories and everything,
and it was the ugliest pictures evertoo. So the holidays which are
coming up must be a breeze foryou guys, Like you have so much
money, you're just swimming in cash. You don't have to buy it for
your you know, suffer for kidsand all that. Yeah, pretty much
must be nice. Nice ufree.There was another TikTok video that you wanted

(01:01:07):
to talk about, Jess with thegym. Oh my gosh, Okay,
so I saw this story. Nowthis I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you guys
a question, but let me kindof lay it out a little bit.
This man shared that he was athe was at the gym. You know,
he noticed somebody attractive and he decided, you know what, I haven't
It's not like I've approached anybody beforefor a while, Like, let me

(01:01:27):
just try it out. The worstshe can say is no. He goes
up to her, asks for hername at the gym. She gives them
this really weird look and then saysthat she's married. So he's like,
all right, chuckles, chuckles itoff, and then it's like, oh,
like sorry, you know, goesgoes about his workout. Then a
staff member goes up to him andis like, hey, we got a

(01:01:51):
lot of complaints from the gym.From people at the gym. You're gonna
have to leave the gym right nowbecause we can't have people feeling harassed.
They're like, we looked at thefootage, it wasn't that bad. But
if somebody's complaining and being this angryabout it, you're she's getting kicked out.
How do you guys feel about that? She's like, this guy's harassing
me and all he did was comeup and talk to her, just asked

(01:02:12):
for her name. Now, cheaty, I know you've been going to the
gym lately. Yeah, how doyou feel about being approached? It's a
little awkward, Like if you arenot feeling the person, I hate getting
approached. But if you just askmy name, I'm not gonna, you
know, make a big deal outabout it unless you keep coming back to
me. So what is the appropriateway of going up to somebody at the
gym? I just think you don't. You shouldn't. What if it's Jack

(01:02:35):
Harlow, yeah, or Jay asit depends on it's Jack Carlow, cheet,
He's going up to him. No, no, no, it's like,
don't approach any woman at the gymunless she finds you attractive. Then
then green light. Then you're onthat fine machine betting that spreading one.

(01:03:00):
Yeah, someone's sitting on your lapwhile you're doing that one. You're like,
I'm so glad you approached me atthe gym and you're hot. Oh,
creepy guy comes up the JV showon Wild ninety four nine. Oh,
we have a talk back a morningjav show and one day, Happy

(01:03:20):
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goods Friday, right, and I'mstill gonna go get Starbucks. I mean
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come say hi, all right,so Drake forgot his own lyrics. Apparently,
there has been a couple of timesthat Drake forgot the lyrics to his

(01:04:08):
own songs. This is according topeople on TikTok. It happens in Atlanta
this week. And then he triedto give the audience an encore and the
crowd quote groaned according to someone thatwas there. And then another person commented
and said they were at that showand Drake said that he'd be right back,
and then people started leaving. Whoabecause usually an encore, the crowd

(01:04:31):
is demanding that you come back outon stage. And that's when you're like,
okay, even though you planned alreadyto come back out and be like,
okay, if you must, Icome back out and do a couple
more. Yeah. But if you'vegrown, when Drake tries to perform more,
what is groaning sound like? Bythe way, you're just like,
no, just go home already.But do you guys think Drake gives a

(01:04:56):
fart? Nope, of course not, because he is rich. While he
was in Atlanta, after forgetting thelyrics to his own songs, he stopped
by the Strip Club and he walkedin with two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
cash in a tupperware container. Keepthat in tupperware. When you're a drake,
you can keep it in whatever yougotta keep it in. Did keep

(01:05:16):
it intact? I guess? Iguess. I was kind of wondered about
that. When you buy something witha lot of cash, what are you
supposed to put it in? Likea briefcase? Who owns a briefcase?
What do you have around the house. You either have an old paper bag
from Trader Joe's or you have sometupperware and he put it in the tupperware.
I usually go with the brown bag, Me too, you guys.
Chris Jenner's boyfriend's Corey Gamble, wasoffered a role on yellow Stone. I

(01:05:40):
have no idea why, and I'malso waiting for confirmation from the show or
a more credible source before I fullybelieve this, because it just seems kind
of weird and very random. Butyesterday I told you how the new season
of the Kardashians dropped in Hulu,and according to them on the show,
by that, I mean Chris Jenner, Corey was offered and appearance on Yellowstone,

(01:06:01):
and Chris made him turn it downbecause she learned his role might contain
some romantic scenes, and she waslike, no, absolutely not, that's
haterism, very haytery Graham. Ifyour wife was offered a role on a
huge show, let's say as bigas Yellowstone, but she might have to
do a romantic scene, maybe akiss or something like that, she still

(01:06:23):
let it go. She's busy thatday. The ones in a lifetime opportunity
it is. But I can't helpthat. We already made plans that day
to go down to the d CaliforniaReal ideas. You cancel those plans,
this is a chance to be onYellowstone. Yeah, but we've had that
reservation to get her California Real ideasfor a long time. Do we have
to get those yet? By theway, because I haven't really gotten No.

(01:06:45):
I think we have like pushing backthe date I got to get that
stupid thing. Okay, I've beendreading that whole process. I don't have
one. Yeah, would you letyour Mentalina? Good question? Thank you
for asking. See, don't makelikely not you're so controlling, Jess.
Would you let your man if thatwas his career and he was gonna make

(01:07:06):
like a ton of money and itwas his dream. Yeah. Other than
that, Nope, it's like justa half hour of them just making it
too close, are flying off thesheets, are nothing but those like flesh
colored underwear. I think it dependOh my gosh, well they have to
because the intimacy coordinator. It wouldalso depend on like who what actress is?

(01:07:28):
No, Nope, it's a notefor me. Who would you let
him do it with? Somebody reallynot appealing to look at, like,
like who you have in mind?I'd have to think I don't answer that
because we're gonna get canceled. Grahamwould have been trending, all right.
Well, the biggest thing happening thisweekend is the Niner game. Niners have

(01:07:51):
their first Sunday home game of theseason this weekend. They're hosting the Arizona
Cardinals at Levi's. Cardinals coming offa very big win over the Dallas Cowboys.
Everybody figured the Cowboys would pound theCardinals, but it turned out just
the opposite. Cardinals pounded the Cowboys. Everybody pretty much. I thought.
The understanding around the league going intothe season was that the Cardinals were tanking

(01:08:11):
the season get the highest draft picknext year. They were going to try
to lose every game, but basicallythey could have won all of their games
so far this season. They endedup blowing a couple of late leads in
their first two games. I saythis because hopefully the Niners are taking them
seriously as an opponent. I mean, they're not great or anything, but
you got to get up to playthis one kickoff? Is that one twenty
five? Did you guys see thevideo? There's just one little side note
on this game. Did you guyssee the video this week of Cardinals quarterback

(01:08:34):
Josh Dobbs, I know who.He went to the Cardinals team store to
try to buy his own jersey andthey didn't have one. It was pretty
brutal because look, wait, isn'tthat a good thing? Though they didn't,
Wait they did? They not haveit because they don't carry it,
or because it's sold out because theydon't carry it. Now, look Josh
Dobbs again who He's bounced around theleague as a backup, but he's having

(01:08:57):
a good year and so he poststhis video. Someone us to told him,
like, dude, they don't evenhave your jersey at the team store.
He's the quarterback of an NFL team. He goes in there he goes
to the look I get not havinga Josh Dobbs jersey on the rack,
because look who's buying that again?Who? But he went to the kiosk
where you can make your own jersey. You pick the number and then select

(01:09:18):
from all the players. You know, you can select any player on the
entire roster's name and select that forthe jersey and then it gets printed up.
They didn't even have his name andin the custom jersey yosk, he
couldn't even make get his own jerseymade. At that point, you just
got to quit the NFL. Ithink, don't ever show your face ever

(01:09:39):
again. I think now they've obviouslyafter he posted that video, they've rectified
the problem. But I bet isthat you're going like, oh, get
my own jersey and by give itto some fans, and he couldn't even
get it. That Raiders in Laby the way, taking on my cousin
Justin Herbert and the Chargers this weekend. We look alike and we have the
same last name. Explain that tome coincidence. Like seven billion people in

(01:10:01):
the worlds, you probably look likea lot of them. Now we don't
look anything like, but we dohave the same last name. I have
a strong the JV Show on Wildnine. We have a lot to get
to. Graham, you have ashout out, I do. I got
a DM. It says, Hey, Graham, not a dad or mom
sliding in your DM's just a youngwoman hustling trying to make a name for
herself in your DMS. My nameis Jasmine Pineda and I would appreciate a

(01:10:25):
shout out to my team and Itomorrow morning. We're hosting a first time
HomeBuyer workshop this Sunday morning in aCastro Valley with the goal of educating the
community on all their possibilities. Myteam has been working their butts off to
ensure a great event, so Iwanted to show some appreciation for them.
Thank you. You guys are doingan awesome job on the JV show.
She sent me some more information becauseI said, well, where's it at?
Tell me about it. She says, it's gonna be at Knudsen's Ice

(01:10:47):
Creamrie in Castro Valley at ten thirtyto noon. Again, this is on
Sunday. If you're interested in becominga first time HomeBuyer, what any real
estate questions? They're going to takecare of you. She said, it
ends before the Niner game, sodon't worry. Still watch the Niner game.
It's free to everybody. They're gonnaraffle, they're gonna have giveaways and
all kinds of stuff. And shesaid, if you want more information,
you can look her up on Instagram. It's at Jazz jaaz in real Estate.

(01:11:11):
Jazz in real Estate, so checkher out. Sunday Saturday, come
hang with me and Graham. We'llbe at Mariwez Credit Union in Sunnyville for
our official Laptop Drive events. Ifyou have a donate, Sorry, if
you have a laptop that you're notreally using it anymore, you can donate
it and we're gonna make sure itgets to a student in need. Plus
we're gonna have tickets to give awayto California's Great America. It's hard.
So that's from twelve to two.Yep, tomorrow again in Sunnyville. Two

(01:11:35):
the talkbacks. People are leaving dadjokes. We'll talk y'all boys set,
good morning. Hey, one moredad joke for you. Since Selena wasn't
digging the last one, why don'tSkeleton's fight because they don't have the guts
anyway? Start to Halloween dad jokes. Have a nice day? Was that
a little cat? Did you hearthat? There's a cat me out in

(01:11:58):
back there? And then we havean other dad joke. Let's see how
this one does follow up. GoodMorning jav Show Fam. This is your
buddy, Nate. I just wantedto wish you happy Friday. Happy Friday.
I heard my buddy Seth is leavingdad jokes again, so I thought
I joined in. Why is Fridaya happy day because the next day is

(01:12:18):
a Saturday? Boom? Yeah,I get it. Took me a minute.
I'm not gonna lie. I hadto listen to it twice. Last
song, She's like, what didhe just say? I don't get the
jokes Saturday. That's just how itgoes. Oh, we have time for

(01:12:42):
baby one if Cheety's tweets, cheatEat tweets a lot. So On Friday's,
Graham does a dramatic reading I'm tooclassy for this world? Who aimed
at? It's a lyric. Iresonated with it because I'm a little I'm

(01:13:08):
classy sometimes you knows, you know, it doesn't really happen often, but
sometimes it's just classy. Let meget one more let's get one. It's
not a song. Well, Idon't know. If it's a song,
you can tell me. I feelbad for leaving my dog downstairs, but

(01:13:28):
I choose peace. That's another lyric. No, I'm just kidding, no,
because like my dog sleeps with meright sometimes, and he's really really
clingy, so every time I goupstairs, he'll follow me. So sometimes
I just hoped, like sweet,no, because he's like annoying, like
he'll take up like my whole bed, or he'll start wanting to go down.

(01:13:50):
And honestly, like last was ittwo nights ago, I didn't get
any sleep because of him, soI had to like sneak up and talk
far a lot. That's why Ican't. Yes, I can't have I
can't have that in my room.Yeah, but don't you like waking up?
I have somebody, somebody cuddling you. Otherwise, I mean cheaty.
Let's be honest. You're single.There's not a lot of war action you're

(01:14:14):
gonna get to you, hey,but you can get an Okay, it's
good. I'm good. It's prettysimple to sleep and next to a guy,
very free. Graham's wife has toput up with and Harry from Graham.
I'm the dog. I know Handbonesleeps with you guys too. Yet,

(01:14:34):
we have a lot next week tolook forward to. Look Monday morning
at eight fifty, be here foryour first chance to win passes to Taylor
Swift, the Aristour Concert Film.We are having like an exclusive premiere event
just for a wildnding for nine listeners. So we're gonna be a first chance
to win Monday morning, eight fiftyand then Tuesday it's a Taylor Tuesday.

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We have tickets every hour starting atseven thirty here on The JB Show,
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