Girl Hammer

On today's 9-11-23 Monday show: Graham and Selena recap their weekends, Chidi shares a crazy story that happened at a party she went to, Jess gives an update on her paintings and "no spend September", Joe Jonas speaks out about the news of his divorce, Drew Barrymore is crossing the picket fence line amongst the writer protest, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis speak out about their letters they sent to the judge, Jess gets a new quest, girl hammer is a new thing, a man has a terrible experience on Zoom, Britney Spears might pay tons more on child support and so much more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Ki Graham, Bi, Buddy
Selena, how's it going. Hey, it's okay, it's Monday and it's
jess Monday. Hey, Jessy,we are the JV Show. Thank you
for waking up with us. Myvoice little scratchy. Yeah. Do you
have a Did you have a nightlast night? Well? I did have
a night last night. I wasemstying a wedding, but really the old

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Sunday was Yes, I don't.I don't like the Sunday weddings on them.
No, no, no, no, it was a beautiful wedding.
I had a lot of fun.No, but I was home all weekend
with sick kids. Yeah, madeit the entire weekend. And in the
middle of the night, like lastnight, I wake up, my throat
is just hurt. Team. Ohno, so you brought your sickness in

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here. Thank you? No choice, appreciate you, no choice. Yeah,
but enough about me, Graham.How was your weekend? It was
good. I had a bit ofa night myself. Last night. We
went to this college. So yeah, I went to well sort of like
a late afternoon evening time concert daytimelike barbecue and then concert situation. Do
you know who Tom Petty is?I know the name. Okay, Well

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we didn't see him because he's hedied. Uh, why are you bringing
him? Because the tupockets Okay,I didn't even know because he passed away.
Because the band is called Petty Theft. They're Tom Petty covered band.
All they do is play Tom Pettysongs. About ninety ninety nine percent of
the show's all Tom Petty music.Anyways, So it was out in West

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Brian ranching Acosto. It's like thisrandom spots way out the middle of nowhere,
but they do this big barbecue andyou know, you know, the
beers are flowing. Then I hada good time. Put it that way,
Sunday. Yeah, it makes ita Monday morning a little rough.
Yeah, but the kids were outthere, they were dancing. You know.
It was a good time, thekids, you know, the family,
we all had a good time.But yeah, I shouldn't have had

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that third, fourth, fifth beerlast time before. Well I wasn't driving.
Kate said she would drive, soI was like, you know what,
I will have another. By theway, are your kids good dancers?
No, they're the worst. Kidsare the worst dancers. Actually,
my daughter's pretty good because she takesdance lessons or whatever, and so she'll
throw in some maybe more legitimate dancemoves. Now, my son, bless

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his heart, because he tries.You know, he gets really into it
and he the feet are moving andeverything, and that part's fine, Like
I feel like that's just normal kiddancing. You know. He's bopping around
and jumping around, having a greattime. Now one of the one of
our friends, their kids, he'sa little older. He's really into like
break dancing. Oh and so that'sbig in Napa, So they don't live

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in Nappa, so whatever. HisSo my son sees that and thinks that's
how you're supposed to be dancing.Except my son can't do any of those
kinds of moves. But he's nowhe's spinning around on the ground, and
you know, all these people aretrying to walk through the concert to get
somewhere, and this kid's like spinningaround, rolling around the ground, And
Kate and I look at each otherand we're like, I'm not gonna tell

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him, just leave it one.It's not the like the dance moves that
fit the type of music you're listeningto. But also you're just doing it
all wrong. But like you don'ttell him that, Like, I don't
want to ruin. I don't wantto muddy his joy on this whole thing.
Like let him go, let himfine, let him just why roll
around? Wait? So, howis give us the give us the scoop

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on your weekend? My weekend?Who gives a far? You know who?
Get? You know who cares?Who? Who your man was?
It was a bachelor party? Yeah, give us the juicy detail. Sill
the tea on music. He cameback last night? Oh, just smelling
like vanilla and glitter. Yes,no, I'm kidding. No, maybe

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like tiredness and hungover and a lotof hundreds dollars cheaper broker when he left.
But you guys, you would beso proud of me. I did
not bother him. It was realand I wanted to so bad. I
wanted to. I call him allthe time, be like, so,
what are you doing? What areyou at? Like I having fun?
What do you like? Like what'sgoing on? What he can do later?

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Like I want to ask him amillion questions. And it took everything
in me to like not. Ialmost like locked him from my phone just
so I even though I still havehis number, my heart is I still
would have worked around that, butI wanted to prove to him and mostly
to you guys, that I cannotbe psycho. Yeah, while my man
is in Vegas. So I wasn'teven though I am right, but I

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didn't call him. I think Icalled him maybe one time, but that's
because we were talking about you know, one of the kids had to be
dropped off and he had called,so I called him. That's like the
only time I called him. That'simpressive, I know, I know,
because he was there three nights,right, Yeah, he left on Thursday,
came back yesterday. How'd you fillup your time? The law was
really busy. The kids we weresick. I injured my hand, your

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hand, Okay, I burned it. No, let me explain. Let
me explain. So I so myone year old, Callie, she was
really sick. And if if youever had a sick baby, they're like
super clingy. You put her down, she's screaming, so I'm like holding
her. I held her for likethree days. Look, I could not
put her down. And then theother one he wants a bacon. So
I'm like, okay, now Igotta make him some bacon. I don't

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want. I don't feel like havingthe baby by the self. I was
like, you know what, letme just try it in the air fry.
Let me stick some bacon in there. And it was way faster,
cooks some like under ten minutes.Nice. And then so I take the
bacon out, and I didn't becauseI've never done that before. I didn't
think about the bottom just being apool of hot bacon grease. So when
I went to go pick it backup, all the grease splashed out and

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onto my hand and it was justjust excruciating pain. Did it like blister
up? Was it that bad?No? I didn't blister good. Oh
my gosh, it's still super red. Well, yeah, I have like
a huge red can you see that, Graham, Yeah, all across my
hand right now. And for thefull day, a full like almost twenty

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four hours, I had to keepan ice pack on it. So I
have a baby in one arm.I'm like balancing ice on my like my
hands were unusable for like a wholeday. It was the worst. And
how did the bacon turnout? Wasgood? It was good? The bacon
was good. Oh, and thenhe didn't even eat it, of course
not. He didn't eat it,right, So I'm over here. I
broke or inched my hand for noreason. What do you guys put on

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burns? Because the only thing thatwould help me was ice, maybe because
it numbed it somewhat. Everything elsedid not work, and I like,
I got a lot of recommendations onInstagram, from mustard to butter. A
lot of people said toothpaste. I'veheard all these sufflices and tomatoes, sour
cream, like all these different homethings. You just put ice on it,

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maybe a little owlow after that,right, the mustard and all this
other stuff. I don't need tosmear that all over me. Yeah,
I do. The aquifor I thinkit's like a little like a cream that
was for diapers. No it's not. They do have a diaper ash cream.
Yeah, but like that just it'snot going to do anything for the
pain because a second I take theice off, it feels like my hand

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is on fire. Really, youknow what I mean. That's why I
tried, Like the mustard didn't work. Tried the butter, it didn't work.
The only thing that my help wasice. I've done stuck with this
ugly ass red line across. Youuse the aquil force, and that would
make more sense because it stopped hurting. I've had that time like where I
burned my hands so bad and itlooked, you know, blistered up,
and then I had to try tosleep with my hand and like a bucket

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of ice water because it was justlike the worst there's You're just in excruciating
pain. There's like nothing you youcan't take it out of there. It's
not easy to sleep like that,no, yea. So I posted a
picture of the burn on my storyon Instagram. If anyone anyone wants to
go see it's at Selena on air. It's I told you how I was
at. I was m seeing Rubyand Kevin's wedding last night. Yeah.

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I didn't even like think about myburn as I was over there shaking everyone's
hands and they were touching it outnot out for me, ill for them.
I wouldn't want to touch somebody's burn. Yeah, but didn't it hurt
too people grabbing it? No,I didn't hurt. It doesn't hurt anymore.
That's good. Oh my gosh.I wouldn't want to touch the strage
just burned up a hand that's someopen wound or something disgusting. It's really

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disgusting. The JV Show on Wildninety four nine. I'm Selina, I'm
Graham, I'm jest, and I'mcheating. So Cheaty walked in a couple
minutes late because there's some crazy accident. Where is this accident was kind of
like the San Polo area on eight. Yes, oh that's a that's a
bad area. Yeah, it's nota good area as it is in an
accident on top of that. Anyways, Cheaty comes in here. She's like,
oh my god, you guys wentto a party Friday night. You'll

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never believe what happens. Oh mygosh. So I was at a frat
party. You know, everyone's superdrunk, like we're all enjoying ourselves.
The party ended. Wait a fratparty. You're not college. It doesn't
matter. But yeah, if youif I was post college and I was
like, guys, I went tothe sorority party, you would rip me.
Not college anymore? Give it up, guy. It's like it's different

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for a guy. It's fine.No, I feel like still, it's
like, you know, when you'rein high school at a high school party
and there's like the older person therelike, oh creepy. It's like a
mix of people that are like in, no, well it's not like that
kind of It was like a chillparty of people go to college. Master

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done with college. Is there supportingmy friends or whatever? So we got
there supporting them out of party Ineeded exactly, Oh my gosh. So
anyways, we're like the party's done. We're all just chilling outside. I
don't know. We're like this thatyou see Berkeley. So there's this car

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that comes with this guy hanging outthe window yelling something like because he's super
drunk. Next thing, you know, his friends make this you turn hella
fast. He falls out the car. It's all on the ground, not
responsive, head leading, and I'mlike, oh my gosh. But before
that, even though he felt thecar, I was just like, oh,

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good thing, you didn't fall out. Dad. Then my friend's like,
no, cheaty, Like he's onthe ground not moving. So we
go over there and check on him. Nothing. So a few of his
friends come out like he checked hispulse. Well I didn't check. I
was just looking at I'm okay.She didn't do anything. Like if his
friends didn't come, you would havejust did there and stared at him.
No, no, I was gonnacall on anyone one, like I told

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people to, like, you know, call the There's other people around too.
So then his friends come, theypick him up, and then he's
like, he goes, I'm justdrunk, Like it's okay, I'm good,
I'm good, da da, Buthe's like, but it was I
was bleeding, and you know,his friends got him and put him in
the car and I was like,well, I hope he's good. So
I don't know what happened after that, And that was crazy. Always wear

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your seat belt, everybody, don'thang out the way he went outside of
the car, Like, oh yeah, but you should have been wearing a
seat belt. The oh my gosh. Yeah. Other than that, how
was the much younger party party?Immatly cool frap so any potential yea,

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and Daddy's there for you know,it was too My vision was so blurred.
I don't even know what I sawthere. But it was like a
mixture, like I'm telling because I'mwith like the Black for for tnity and
story, so there's like it's kindof different. So there's people of all
ages that like come together and havea party. So it's like six year
old, seven year olds, eightyear olds there too, like you know,

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a little older. Yeah, butit was fun, got super drunk
and then I had to you know, only went to the bathroom twice.
Usually I have to go everybody.This is the markers of a good party.
For cheesy. She's like, you, guys, I only went to
the bathroom twice because you know,usually I have constivation. I love at

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that. So the things he rememberis like any hot guys are No,
I don't. I don't really remember. But I only went to the bathroom
twice. Like okay, good,well, glad you had fun cheats all
right. So Apple is urging everyone to update you're dang iPhones and your
iPads and I think even the AppleWatch. So researchers found some spyware on

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the iPhone. Apple products were immuniviruses, things that we've always been told
that you know, there must havebeen like it must have been some kind
of glitch in the matrix because somehowsomething slipped through the cracks here. It's
called Pegasus spyware, and it allowsusers to send attachments in eye message with

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a hidden code that then allows thatspyware to just take over that device without
any interaction from the victims. Soonce it's send, once it sent and
delivered to you, too bad thatthey got you. So Apple was like,
oh hell no, not on ourwatch. So they released an emergency
software update to patch up that vulnerability. So that's what's currently out right now.
So you need to update your phones. Oh my gosh, I haven't

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updated since ago. I actively avoidupdating my phone because I don't like when
everything. But the update also saysthat there's another issue affecting Apple Wallet,
where users obviously you store like yourcredit cards and all that type of stuff.
They didn't go into detail about thatspecific vulnerability, but doing this latest
update will also tackle that. Ikind of like the name of the virus

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though, Pegasus. It's really cute, like hercules and a little thing with
the way. Oh I guess I'llupdate it, but really scary. So
yeah, update your phone phones,and then they're going to release another regularly
scheduled update I think in the nearfuture, so you're gonna have to do
it again. That'll be like,what ten minutes of me not using my

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phone. I know, that's whyI don't do it. I hate that
I can't use my what Graham,Wow, that's like twenty less TikTok so
I can watch in a day othe JV Show on Wild So Jessa saying
how she did a little painting overthe weekend. Have you guys seen her

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work? I mean I've seen somesnippets she did that Jonas Brothers Jacket signs
Mataz and they had a look atdisgust on their faces, like that's what
we look like. It's really good. So she's posted some at the JV
show dot com. These are reallygood, jess sake. So what are

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you working on now? So?I'm working on a Lebron James painting.
I know you're not the biggest fanof it. Are you capturing his like
hair that's right there in the middleand then he sprays on sometimes hairline,
you know, accurate during the game. But I've been working on this since
literally last year, just like littlebits here and there, so it's taken

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me forever. So I'm like,you know what, I need to set
a deadline for myself, like onceand for all, because if not,
I'm just gonna keep like pushing itback. So my deadline is that by
the end of this month it needsto be completed. I still have quite
a bit left though, so thatmight be like a very unrealistic deadline,
but I need to do something toit. Just get Wow, these are

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really good. Those are some ofmy favorite. Do you sell your paintings?
I used to do like commissioned paintings. So if somebody wanted me to
draw like their dog or their familymembers, I would do that, but
it would give me so wrong.Hey my mom passed away or whatever,
can you paint her? And thenyeah, yeah, yeah, not mess

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it up. No. I wouldget anxious because I would have to do
these orders. But I'd be like, Oh, I have this really great
idea for something that I want todo. So I'd feel guilty for painting
something that I wanted for myself becauseI knew I had to paint something for
somebody else that they literally are payingme for. So I just wouldn't paint
at all, like I'd avoid it. So it got to the point where

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I was like, Yeah, I'mnot gonna do this anymore. I'm just
gonna paint like for fun. Sodo you hang them on your own wall?
What do you do with them whenyou're done with them? They kind
of are just there just leaning upagainst the wall. The one that's at
the JV show dot com. Thatfirst one of Vicenta Fernandez, That one
is hanging up at my mom's house. So I'm nice. Yeah, after

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Lebron, can you do one ofGraham? Yeah? Maybe not on a
horse, but like gift, yeah, commissioned. I mean, I'm willing
to pose in the nude if you'reto capture it all you put me.
My wife would want that picture,you guys. Yeah, but why do
I have to suffer because somebody hasto paint it. But we don't need

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you actually there to model it.She can just use her imagination. I
mean, we know you're hairy,and that's kind of gross. Drinkage,
Like, it's not a cold it'snot going to be cold day. Tell
me what celebrity you want to looklike, you know, just look up
that celebrity and we get mistaken forbrothers all the time. You're the time

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one that says that the time thathe and I met in the Vegas airport,
we even looked at each other likedude, We're like, I think
we were separated at birth. We'revery you're kind of giving Danny DeVito if
we can gop it like dy DeVito. But never mind, all right,
go ahead, Grammy take over.Yeah. American men, according to a

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new survey, find themselves their ownperception themselves. They think they are leading
a super super healthy lifestyle. Theythink they're very healthy and everything's in good
shape and they eat good. Butthen when they when researchers really kind of
dove into it and asked them aboutthe specific healthy habits, they found that
most guys really didn't have any.I found that almost half of men do

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not get a yearly physical forty fourpercent. There only fifty percent of men
said they follow a healthy diet,So half of guys are not eating healthy
despite again over eighty percent of guyssaying yes, I'm a healthy person.
Is that just because they look inthe mirror and they're like, hey,
I got some muscle, I mustnot be doing too bad. Yeah,
I mean I think everybody. Ithink, well, I want to ask

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you ladies in a second, becauseI think there is something too that I
think we have a perception about ourselvesthat we're doing better than we probably are.
We're taking better care of ourselves.But then when you really kind of
break it apart and like, okay, are you doing this? Are you
doing this? Are you exercising?Are you eating? Get and then we
all go, oh, well,you know I used to or sometimes I
do, and we don't do itas much. Twenty seven percent of men

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admit to watching more than five hoursof TV a day on average. God,
so over a quarter of men arejust actual couch potatoes. They're more
than five hours of TV sitting onthe couch, watching every single day.
Now, ladies, like I said, where do what do you think?
Do you think you're a healthy person? If you were asked by a researcher,

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are you leading a healthy lifestyle?What are you saying? No?
No, I'd say I'm trying.I'm not even trying. Between seven it's
like energy drinks every day now.Sleeping like six hour naps, I'm not
saying that's a full night's rest.That sounds incredibly healthy. Sleep is a

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key thing to health. I mean, that's one of the biggest things.
I would say, Like if Iwas being pulled about this or you know,
surveyed about this, I would say, I don't get enough sleep.
Sleep is a huge component of health. But isn't there such a thing as
too much sleep. If Cheaty's sleepingsix hours at night, yeah she's the
day. Yeah, no movement.I will say, though, Cheaty and

(19:30):
I have been keeping ourselves like accountable, so we have like this separate group
chat for just like sending workout likeJim chickens. I really don't like that
you guys are excluding Graham and Ifrom all your little Yeah we're gonna get
healthy without them. Yeah, wantto just grams? And I don't even
have the time for that anyway.So yeah, my my fitness journey resumes

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next year, not this year.It'd be a great year's resolution for you.
I think, you know, Januarymaybe that's sorry if you look that
day, just kick it over tothe next year. You care is sea?
This has been your healthiest ear,don't. I don't want you to.
Yeah, well, I mean Irecently had to, you know,
cut back a lot on the workoutsbecause which sucked. Well because of that.

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Honestly, I think that's what startedit, because the surgery had to
take some time off, and thenafter that, I was like, you
know what, let me just startsaving some money. The wedding's coming up.
Things are getting very expensive, andso I was going less and less,
and when you go less and less, you feel less motivated to eat.
Right in the app has been eatingand then back to the energy drinks
and yes, it's just the wholeslippery slow effects, all right, So

(20:37):
New Year's resolution, you'll be joiningme? Yes, basically, then you
guys can have your own grew right. It's all the stuff you need to
know, what's hot and music,movies, shows and the most talked about
stories happening today in the Bay.So Joe Jonas has broken his silence.

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The Joe Rose were performing at DodgerStadium when he decided to stop down.
If you don't hear from these lips, don't believe from thank you everyone who
love the supports me and my familylove you, guys. So it sounds

(21:22):
like he's saying, don't believe,don't believe. I think all the talk
in the blocks that he's running asmear campaign against Sophie Turner, which I
still wholeheartedly believe he is. You'renot going to change my mind. Well,
I don't know wholeheartedly, but itdefinitely I do. Definitely seems that
way. But until we hear itfrom those lips, those nice lists Jonas

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and then we're not gonna believe it. And why did he have to lick
his lips right after he said that? Yeah. By the way, a
former Nickelodeon star Alexa Nicholas, shewas on Zoe one on one. She
threw a little shade at Joe onFriday. She could have gone without saying
this because it has nothing to dowith the divorce or anything whatsoever. But
it's still interesting. So let's justunpack, Okay, she says, quote,

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I met Joe Jonas when we wereteens, and let's just say he's
the guy who wore a purity ringbut asked for nudes. The truth comes
out, you can. I thoughtthe purity ring was those can't both those
things be true? Yes, you'rewearing the purity rings, meaning you're saving

(22:32):
yourself for marriage, right, thatwas the point of the Jonas purity rings,
as I understood it. So askingfor some nudes, that's just like,
isn't that what the public like?You're like this wholesome, you know,
true young man. He's waiting forthe right person. Yet you're like
soliciting for nudes from mother Nickelodeon store. Everyone appreciates good nudes sometimes I'm just

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saying, you know, he youknow, when the last time you got
one? Graham got a nude?Yeah? Did your wife send you anny?
No? Oh, okay, I'msorry I asked. It's been a
walk. I just celebrated my tenthanniversary. Yes, a little while you're
about to be a newly wad.You're still in the honeymoon face. Yeah,

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nude? On, when's the lasttime you got one? When I
was in Vegas, looked out thatpart. I know full didbc the all
the junk? What do you mean? Just? Uh, well, what's
I mean? I don't know whatyou got? You know, I'm wanting

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we're painting a picture here, Idon't panel on just to paint. It
wasn't or wasn't like bad Bunny stylewhere he like lowered the brightness to like
knowt It wasn't all like not thethe eggs in the basket, not the
eggs but wait, not the giggleberriers. But the twig was there?

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Yea? Yeah? Are you expectingto see every or you said? Was
that? Can we see everything?So I'm telling you not everything. That'd
be weird when you're a photography photographingthe male body. Yeah, you're not
gonna capture both so badly. Yeah. I just didn't know if it was

(24:29):
like, you know, stand infront of the mirror flex shirtless, or
if it was like a oh no, it was like, hey, wait
you get back Yeah wow, Ithought, ladies, we didn't want that.
Yeah, not from Randoms, youwant it from your man. Oh
okay, I have a story aboutDrew Barrymore does I didn't want to give

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a part now, really quick,really quick. Drew Barrymore has crossed the
picket lines. According to the Writer'sGuilt. So you know, everyone is
still on strike. You know,there's the writers strike, which is why
all like talk shows are shut downright now. Then there's the Hollywood strike
where there's no production going on,no promoting going on. I'll come to
a screeching halt. Well, theDrew Barrymore Show season four is going to

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resume production and people are mad becausehello, he goes against everything. Drew
Barrymore defended her decision. She saidthat she's making the choice to come back
for the first time in this strikefor their show that may have her name
on it, but it's bigger thanjust her. She said, I own
this choice, and we are incompliance with not discussing or promoting film and

(25:34):
television that is struck of any kind, So she's not going to be promoting
it. I don't know. TMZ. Well, TMZ said that it sounds
like she may go forward without anywriters, because that's the only way that
you can be in compliance. Andis she that funny to like write her
own stuff? That's that's my thing. Yeah, she doesn't even care about

(25:56):
Drew Brymore. I don't understand.You know who Drew Barrymore is. I've
seen her from the Park Show.I still know that's right. But season
four, if anyone cares, theydon't, it's gonna premiere September eighteenth,
and we'll see how that how thatgoes with everything else still being shut down.
I'm still trying to picture your mannaked. Why, I'm just wondering,

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like, what the picture? Youwant to see it? No?
I don't want well, no,I don't want to see it, but
I just think I'm curious about likethe setting of it and the angle and
the so you could take some notesand then send it to Kate. I
think my couple should do this,Honestly, we went's the way to this
right, No, that's my adviceto you. No, I'm not I'm

(26:41):
not. I'm not mocking it anyway. I'm just curious about like the actual
the actual picture, Like, well'sthe video? Really? Why? Why
did not see that coming? Wegot to move forward the JV show one
before we get to something new,Jess wants to share it that she's considering

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doing no spend September. Well,if I know what that is. In
a couple of minutes, really quick, our photos from home. We're bring
pictures from our weekend every Monday morning. Let's check them out, talk about
them really quick. These are allon the JB show dot com. By
the way, mine is from thewedding that I am ce last night.
So this is myself and the beautifulbride Ruby. That's a very beautiful picture.

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You guys both look fantastic. Arepeople annoyed by the Sunday wedding?
Like? What's the general vibe witha crowd of like are people really like
are they hitting the bar hard?Or like, oh man, I gotta
work tomorrow. No, they werehitting the bar hard. I would I
mean, I would assume if anyoneis going to a Sunday wedding, you
get the day off the next day, you know what I mean? They
were still they were still partying.Good good, that's the best kind of
wedding. My pictures up. Aftermy kids' soccer games on Saturday, swung

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by the job site and I putmy wife's future. I installed my wife's
future Dutch door in her She hasan office space. My wife works from
home. Remind me, is thatlike a Dutch oven. No, remember
it's different. The top half ofthe door could work. The top or
the bottom half can be open orclosed independently of one another, where you
would walk to the Dutch oven out. Okay, I need a little election

(28:14):
in there, but put the doorin. And she's really excited about her
space coming together because she's been workingfrom home in a not so ideal set
up for a long time. Sowhen we someday finished this house, she'll
have her own. It's all comingtogether mine. There was like some rain
and thunderstorm and Selinas on Saturday morning, so that was a little crazy to
wacome too. Yeah, it wasjust like random, I don't know where.

(28:37):
So then after that the sun cameout. It was beautiful. So
after breakfast, like my boyfriend andI we went on a little walk your
giants, her team? How didthat game go? Yesterday? This was
on Saturday, before I knew howthis game was gonna go. It's funny
because I already knew this was thepicture that I wanted to present today,
Right, So I'm texting him yesterdaylike, how am I supposed to bring

(29:00):
in this photo from home after yesterday'sgames? I know you don't give a
part about about sports, but theylost forty to nothing. Wow? That
burn the shirts? Yes and cheetyyour photo from home? So yeah,
I went to a frat party andsuper drunk, so I had to take
a junk Sophie in the bathroom withmy friend and the toilet seats open and

(29:23):
down. Definitely a frat boy bathroom. Stuff at the top, what is
the like five and one choo atthe top, the shampoo and stuff at
the top. It's yeah, oneof their girlfriends brought them a plant.
You know they didn't do that ontheir own. That's nicer than any college
bathroom I ever had. It's gotnice tile. Look at the mirror,

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it's got like some fancy frame onit. But yeah, good cheati that's
on You close the seat a pictureclose the toilet seat. What are you
doing? I didn't even realize thatwas okay? All right, Jess.
So oh, by the way,the photos go check them at the jab
show dot com. All right,so what is no spend September? So
apparently you pick like one of yourproblem areas, like an area where you

(30:06):
tend to spend a lot of moneyon, and you just like you decide
what you can buy and what youcan't buy, and then you're like my
rent. Yeah, so then you'reyou you stop pretty much purchasing that item.
So I figured, you know what, I tend to be the type
of person where like I have anevent coming up, I'm like, you
know, like I need to findthe perfect outfit for that event, so

(30:29):
I go out and buy new shoes, buy a new outfit and accessories on
all this. So I was like, let me not do that. Let
me like save a little bit ofmoney. So I'm gonna do no spend
September on anything. Clothes, shoes, accessories. I don't think you can
make it. I don't know ifI can't. I don't think you can.
The thing is, though I don'thave that many events, like big
events happening this month. Yeah,month, like, but I couldn't do

(30:52):
October because October I want to dolike at least three costumes and that's going
to require me to buy a bunchof things. Right, So you picked
the easiest month to do it.But I don't think she's picking the month.
If this is a thing, it'sno spender thing. It is no
spend October. It just happens tobe September. Well, no wonder people
picked it as as September. It'sthe easiest month. There's nothing going on.

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Well, you'd be surprised because Istill want to buy stuff. What
would you guys give? Like?Yeah, what do you spend the most
on food while eating out? Yeah? Yeah, I can't give that up,
though I know it's so hard.Mine's obviously door dash. Yeah,
there's no way I can give itup. I don't really have anything right
now because every dollar I make goesdirectly into this house project, and I

(31:34):
can't give that up because I gotto try to finish building this house.
I don't spend much money on myselfever. I don't know. That's kind
of sad. So maybe maybe youcould. Because I was reading I was
reading about this woman Alexis Howard.She's she lives here in San Francisco.
She's twenty eight years old, andshe's somehow her tiktoks have gone on a

(31:56):
viral because she shares how she liveson a budget of just fifty dollars a
month. That's not including her bills. Okay, bills are paid, but
the fifty dollars is like the extrathat she uses for fun stuff things that
she has to buy, eating outor whatever. And I don't know how
anyone could survive on. She saysthat she's doing it like she went over

(32:16):
let's say July. Here, thisis what she spent in July. She
spent fourteen dollars sixty six cents onice cream for her and a friend,
eight dollars and a cup of teaduring a night out, ten dollars and
a cover charge for her friend's birthday, and then eight dollars to get on
one of the rides at the boardwalk. But that sounds boring the whole month.
Yeah, I mean that's one onemonth that she treated herself to one

(32:38):
cup of tea, Like, howdo you spend all that? If you
sit at home and your bills includeall your Netflix and stuff like that,
and that's counted. And then areyou just sitting home watching TV? Because
what are you gonna do, Like, you can't go to a bar that
fifty will get blown up in thefirst ten seconds you walk in the door.
You can't go to a restaurant.If you go into a restaurant in

(33:00):
the Bay Area, you can't getyou can't get an appetizer and a drink
for less than fifty bucks. Now, I mean, it's just like that
money that's just not realistic. Andthen what happens when you have an outside
is she including like unexpected expenses,like oh, I need an oil change
this month. Fifty bucks ain't gonnaget you that oil change. Fall into
like the bills, you know whatI mean, there's like anybody can do

(33:22):
that then like if all your billsare paid, No, I still couldn't
because just a little extra stuff likeGraham was saying, like going out to
eat, Yeah, that's my favorin an hour. Yeah, you basically
have to eliminate doing anything fun stuffbecause a ticket to anything or going to
again any bar, restaurant, anythinglike that, fifty bucks ain't gonna get

(33:44):
you through the month, let aloneone visit there. Can I ask just
one more thing about this no spendSiftember. It's September eleventh today. I
do want to take a moment andhonor September eleventh at some point this morning.
But you're starting, We're a bunchof the way through the month already.
Is this really like you guys gaveme all this crap about when I

(34:05):
did dry July and weekends were exempt. Do we give her the same hard
time about no spend September. You'restarting at eleven days? I mean I
can go through October eleventh. Yeah, I think, yes, Ober twelve.
Everything's going down after that because I'mgonna have to give a folloween Custer.
Okay, so October eleven months?Okay? Are we all doing this?

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No? No The JV Show onWild ninety four nine. Let's get
to some talkbacks. This first one, I know it has to do with
no spend September. The Jess istelling us about where we each pick a
thing that we spend a lot ofour money on and people are trying to
not spend this month on that certainthing. Good Morning JV Show nine nine.

(34:52):
Let also no spend September. Iwant to know if Graham is participating
in sober September. That's what I'mcurious about. All right, guys,
have a good day. Oh goodquestion. Well you didn't you know me
last night? Obviously a concert lastnight, I had a bunch of beers,

(35:13):
So that one's out the window.Nor would I want to participate in
that. I successfully completed drying lotAnd I think did I do dry January
this year? Too? Think so? I think I did. I might
have completed that. We also,so my things like that are done for
the year. Jess brought this oneup. She's on her own on this
one. She's got to do it. No spend September. Oh, we
each brought photos from home. Youcan see all of them at the jabshow

(35:35):
dot com. Jess's photo, she'sgot her New York Giants shirt. She's
a fan of born and raised inSelina's. Well, I'm born not born
in Selena. Sorry, but youare a West Coast You've lived on the
West Coast right the entire time inthe United States. Yes, okay,
but you're a New York Giants fanfor sure. Yeah, because my boyfriend
is who gives the fart God,everyone talkbacks for Jess Graham, I hope

(35:59):
that you will allow this. ButCowboys, how about them? Cowboys love
you, guys, have a goodstart to your week. Thank you?
Are we allowing that? I stilldon't want that out to sea. I'm
gonna have that stricken from the podcastbecause, like as much as I appreciate,
I get Jazz getting trolled, we'rein the New York Giants gear and
they totally get stomped yesterday forty tonothing, forty to nothing at home against

(36:22):
the Cowboys. Don't bring that Cowboystalk on my show. Nope, get
out of here, all right,Graham. So, speaking of the Cowboys,
Dak Prescott, quarterback of the Cowboys, A lot of people have some
thoughts about his most recent tattoo.I guess he got a really really big
tattoo covers his entire leg. Hegot it this offseason, and we're learning

(36:43):
that he spent eleven hours sedated.They put him under for this for eleven
hours so the tattoo artists could completethis work of art, if you want
to call it that, all inone fell swoop. And I think even
the team's own the Cowboys owner JerryJones, as well as his coach,
they've been fielding questions about this becausea lot of people are like, hey,

(37:04):
you signed this guy to a tonof money. Do you think it's
sort of like a reckless offseason activityto go to be put under? Because
we know there are risks of itsrisks, there are risks involved with that.
Eleven hours, do you guys thinkhe's a total pe word? For?
Yes, put under for a tattoo. I don't discuss this before,
but eleven hours. There's a lotof celebrities that will do this that way.

(37:27):
If it's a big piece, theycould have multiple artists come and just
like knock it out hello fast.But yes, it makes you a p
word. How about you just benormal? And if you're gonna get a
tattoo, then you have to experienceit. Yeah, you want you want
to feel the pain, experience allthe pain. Nobody wants to feel pain.
But I'm sorry, that's kind oflike what getting a tattoo is.
And if you can't handle it,don't get it. Yeah, and if

(37:49):
it's going to be for a reallylong period of time, I know a
lot of people like split it intolike actually takes some time, but that's
part of it. This is theartist we know work in his masterpiece.
Okay, let's just say that I'msure this is being put under for eleven
hours is an experience, a veryexpensive option, one that you or I
and everybody listen, we can't affordthat, right, this is the most
expensive tattoo. It cost more thanprobably our you know whatever, costs more

(38:13):
than your car. What if thatwas an option and it costs the exact
same to tattoo or you know whateverthe price is to get the tattooed.
Like, look, we could doit this way, or we could just
knock you out eleven hours, getit all done once, or you can
keep coming back here over the nextsix weeks or whatever it's going to take
to do this and it's gonna bepainful, or we knock it out all
the same it's the same price.We'll just knock it out all in one

(38:34):
day, eleven hours, you wakeup and it's going to be done.
Don't be as you wouldn't take thatoption. No, unless there's going to
be like doctors watching me, becauseI don't trust there are. This is
a medically supervised procedure, the tattoo. Yeah, they're not doing it.
This isn't a medically supervised safe environment. Still no, still no, really,

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I just don't want to be putunder I'm kind of scared of that.
Not even that, not even that. But you're going for as tattoo,
just being normal and set your buttdown and get the tattoo. I'd
take though you have to be putunder it. I wouldn't have to if
they were the same. Here's myoptions. Go for the next six weeks,
once a week every you know,once however often to do this massive

(39:19):
tattoo. And it's going to dragout and go all and and if it
was the same price and they counput you under, knock it out in
one day, put me under.Don't care. No, I like to
feel it. I'm gonna take that. And something about the little bodo,
you know what I mean, Likeit's just so satisfying. That's satisfying for
these little tattoos. But something that'scovering your entire leg, like covering your

(39:43):
entire leg, it's piece of work. Look, I love making fun of
Dak Prescott and calling him a woosfor for this, but I'm just saying,
if you would do the same thing, if you had, if you
had the option, and it didn'tcost anymore. You get that tattoo done
one day? Sure, the JVShow on Wild Night four nine. I
thought I'd be doing a lot worsefor a Monday, but it ain't so
bad. Ye, Happy Monday's theJV Show. I'm Selena and I'm just

(40:07):
let's bring on John. Hi,John, good morning? Going on?
Not much? How is the weekendlook like? Black End? You guys
hear that? Yeah? What's goingon over there? John? On?
A pretty good man? That workman. I didn't hear what I want?
You know what I'm mean? Youlisten, this is John buddy friendo.

(40:36):
Yeah, this is how the JVShow. You have no game works.
You didn't win anything because you haven'tplayed the game yet. So I'm
gonna I'm gonna start the music.Okay, we do. I have a
prize for you. You have achance to win a pair of tickets to
Zikaliuchi's at the Oakland Arena, butyou gotta get three out of four trivia
questions, right. Okay, that'show the game works. So let's just
get into able to see what happens. Here's question number one. What planet

(41:00):
in our Solar system is known forits rings? Jock yep, that's an
easy one. Come on now,all right, John. Question number two,
what type of cracker bills itself asthe snack that smiles back? The

(41:22):
crackers? Oh, cracker jack?I mean it's goldfish goldfish crackers snacks.
Come on, John, Yeah,yeah, see I don't. I don't
me either, Yeah me, neitherare Yeah they are good. Here's question

(41:43):
number three on a circle. Okay, picture of circle on a circle?
The radius is the measurement of whatdistance? Oh yeah, I'm hast gotta
get this one around. Gott takestoday. Come on. The correct answer

(42:16):
was the center of the circle tothe outside. That's the radius to any
point there I on the outside,the boundary of the cirpent the radius.
All right? Question number four,because Mount Rushmore is there? What states
slogan is the Mount Rushmore state?John, South Dakota Rushmore South Dakota.

(42:52):
You are You are so close,John, I'm gonna put you on hold.
Maybe you can squeeze some tickets outof cheat because you didn't have to
squeeze. It's hard because that wasnot a good show in John, I
expected better for John tried his best, didn't you. John? So John,
hang on and we'll see what cheaty, what you can work out of

(43:13):
her? Oay, hang on,It's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Ohreally quick. The weekend box office.
I know a lot of you guyswent out to go watch some movies.
Coming to number three, My big, my big fat Greek wedding. Excuse

(43:35):
me, The third part ten madeten million dollars opening weekend. We need
a third one of those. No, we didn't need a second, you
know. Coming to number two,Equalizer three May twelve point one mill and
then the number one movie of theweekend, The None two made thirty two
point six million dollars. So AshtonKutcher, Emila Kunis, you may have
seen a lot about them over theweekend. They were in the hot seats

(43:57):
after defending Danny Masterson, who,if you don't know, Danny Masterson is
the guy who was on that seventyshow with Ashton Amila and he was just
sentenced to thirty years for you know, the worst kind of sexual assaults.
Well Friday, we found out afterDanny sentencing, By the way, we
found out after that Mila and Ashtonwrote character letters to the judge. They

(44:21):
were among around fifty people who didthis and advocated for Danny before he was
sentenced. And this shook a lotof people because Hello, how can you
defend a guy like this? AshtonAmila? They broke their silence on Saturday.
They posted this video. A couplemonths ago. Danny's family reach out
to us and they asked us towrite character letters to represent the person that

(44:43):
we knew for twenty five years,so that the judge could take that in
a full consideration relative to the sentencing. The letters were not written to question
the legitimacy of the judicial system orthe validity of the jury's ruling. They
were intended for the judgtionry and notto undermine the testimony of the victims or
reach hamatize them in any way.We would never want to do that,

(45:06):
and we're sorry if that has takenplace. Our heart goes out to every
single person who's ever been a victimof sexual assault sexual abuse. Only why
would you? I just don't understandstill writing the character letter because you're even
though you're not defending what he did, you're trying to convince the judge that
he's a decent human being and thathe should be given a lot of sentence

(45:28):
and he's not. Yeah, clearlyhe's not. Because there were a lot
of other allegations outside of these onesthat were presented in this case. Yeah,
they were just not relevant to thissentencing. There was a lot of
stuff going on. Why would youdo this? I just didn't think it
was going to be put out there. Probably, I think that's what it
was. No one's going to findout because Ashton even said in that he's
like it was for the judge tosee, thinking that's the only person who

(45:51):
would ever see it. Can wetalk about the acting job in that video
that they posted, because ash cutmakes it sound like it's more conversationally,
he's apologized, it's a little heartfelt, and then she comes in and she's
clearly reading que cards good. SoI thought the same thing. It's like,
Ashon's a great actor, but Miila, she could use some lessons.
It was not good. And ifyou're gonna do that, just put out

(46:12):
a written statement, do you knowwhat I mean? They should just push
a written statement, because if youwere just going to be reading your written
statement and it's so clearly just beingread right. I know your statement.
Ed Sharon pissed off a lot offans. He was supposed to perform in
Vegas Saturday night. Less than anhour before the show was supposed to start,
he posted that it was going tobe canceled, postponed. Actually so,

(46:36):
he said, there were some challengesduring the loading of the show,
whatever that means, making it impossibleto move forward. So there is a
new date and all the tickets fromthis weekend are going to be honored.
However, let's keep in mind it'sVegas. People travel to Vegas, you
know, and they get tickets fora show, so it's not easy for
everyone to just rebook flights and Hotelsays that's thousands of dollars with the money.
So a lot of people are like, thanks for the free show that

(46:57):
we can't even go to d notonly that Saturday. While they're waiting for
the show to start, there arefans in line outside forever in over one
hundred degree heats, no no water, little shade, zero communication as to
what is going on. Some fanswere legit passing out, throwing up,

(47:19):
needing medical attention. They opened thegates late and had the nerve to like
then open concession stands. So thevenue Allegiance Stadium was still taking everyone's money
just for them to like go homeoff. Yes, as they also I
would for some reason think that heatstill go on with a show, Like,
how impossible was it? Really?You have probably a mic in the

(47:42):
back that works, like people justwant to hear you sing, right,
he said, a problem with aload in though, so maybe like like
the stage stuff, but just maybestands somewhere, just like speaker equipment.
I don't know, but he saidit was impossible to move forward. So
I don't I don't blame Ed.Actually I don't. Yeah, I don't.
I don't blame Ed. But maybehis management or whatever could have been
a little more clear and they shouldhave canceled it earlier knowing this was the

(48:04):
issue. You've got to give peopleas much advantage morning as you can,
Graham, what are you having trending? All? Right? Well, the
NFL season got off to a greatstart for Bay Area football fans. Really
good for the Niners, and youknow, Raiders squeaked out and win against
Denver, so that was good too, but mostly for Niners fans because they
totally pounded the Steelers on the roadin Pittsburgh. The big question mark heading

(48:29):
into the game was how Brock Purdywas going to play. He was returning
to regular season action for the firsttime since Terry's ucl in his throwing elbow
and last season's NFC Championship game,and he went right back to his winning
ways. He led the team toa thirty to seven route of the Steelers
Purty through two touchdowns to Brandon Aiyuk, who's being covered by Steelers dB Patrick
Peterson, which was extremely satisfying becausePeterson was on a podcast this week saying

(48:52):
that Purdy has a bunch of tells. He basically gives away in advance what
play is going to be run.And Peterson guaranteed that he'd get an interception
in the game against Brock Purty.He did not. Instead, he got
two touchdowns thrown against them. Itwas interesting, It was very sweet and
for all the Brock Purty fans outthere, I thought this was interesting.
In Alaska Airlines they announced Andy fansthis season, this entire season, if

(49:15):
you're wearing a Brock Purty jersey,you will be given priority boarding to board
the plane. They have some sortof partnership going with Brock Purtty. So
if you are going to be flyingAlaska Airlines, you want to get on
that plane first, make sure you'rewearing your Brock pretty jersey. I love
that. Next up for the Ninersroad game against the Rams. So they're

(49:36):
starting the season back to back roadgames. But great way to start the
season. And congrats to Raiders fansas well. You guys got to win
your first base of you in theAFC West as well. Well. I
gotta give him props. They gotmy boy Jimmy G on the team now
and and he's still your boy.And to me, after what he did
to us, what do you meanwhat he did to us? I don't
know. Did he do something?No, performed very honorably for a team,

(50:00):
the Niners kind they were the onescasting him aside. I just always
find it satisfying and funny that asmuch as the Raiders fans ripped on Jimmy
G when he was the loved dating, now he's your boy. He threw
a couple of touchdown passes the JVShow on Wild nine nine. So Jess
had the audacity to wear in herphoto from Home Today, a New York

(50:22):
Giants shirt. Yeah, what thehell before they lost? Even if what's
wrong with you? Yeah? Comeon? So the Giants did get pounded,
Graham was telling me by the Cowboysnothing, Yeah, embarrassing. Now
we have some talkbacks. Hey,guys, it's a Gassier from San Jose.

(50:43):
I listened to you guys every morningand gets some through the day by
Graham. I'm a Cowboys fan.We won. I know you're a Niners
fan, but we'll see when whenwe meet up this year. We're gonna
kick you guys. But how willgo one? Guys? Sounds like a
threat to me. Yeah, andwe've heard that the last couple of seasons
in a row. And I don'tknow. The Niners only bounced the Cowboys

(51:05):
out of the playoffs like every singleyear lately, and to stop them every
time. So I'm sure, Yeah, bring the trash talk, but the
receipts are helping you here, right. I also I don't like all the
cowboy talk here on Wilday for nightBay Area station. Can we get some
thank you? Good show? What'sgone on Happy Monday? This is Isaac

(51:29):
you already know from where I justwant to say, how about them?
Nine yo? Let's go man.That was amazing about these cowboys Dallas,
get out, get out of herewith that. Graham, thank you for
not cursing them on Friday. Loveyou for that. Yeah, we don't

(51:49):
want Graham to start up another Grahamcurse. The Graham curse is not real.
I have guaranteed Niner wins on thisshow many many times, and guess
what happened then Niners won. Fallto guarantee that I made okay, fabricated
curse. It's just salty because theone time he came in to meet us,
we locked him in another studious sosweaty it happened. So like Isaac's

(52:10):
act, go Niners, not yourcowboy friend out here. All right,
So we have one more talk abackhere. Dosen't has to do with all
the new changes come into BART today. Good morning Jav's show. This is
your guys' friend Leslie from San Jose. Did you guys hear about all of
those new BART changes, about howthey're only using new trains, they're shorter
at the time, the schedules aredifferent. Do you do any of you

(52:35):
take Bart? What's your guys takeon this new Bart policy and everything,
or just committing in general with thosewith public transportation. All right, take
care, Happy Monday, Happy Monday. Hey, thanks you. That's top
back. Yeah, so I thinkeveryone knows BART ridership is way down compared
to what it was pre pandemic.Weekend ridership is only about sixty five percent

(52:59):
of what it was, while duringthe week ridership is like forty percent of
what it was. So they're tryingto do everything they can to get people
back on there. So there area lot of changes that are taking place
starting today. She mentioned the newtrains, So over the weekend they started
getting rid of the legacy. Yeah, a moment. All the old ones
are off the track. It's onlythe new ones now. As for the

(53:20):
changes, it says here that writersare only gonna have to wait twenty minutes
for a train. Bart is addingtrains in the evening. Now, Yellow
Line riders we'll see trains running tenminutes apart on weekdays until nine pm.
Richmond Line writers will see trains runningevery ten to fifteen minutes apart on the
weekends. And they're hoping that peopleare going to start liking what they see
and start you know, hopping onBart more often. Yeah, I think

(53:44):
this is a good move. DoI think it's going to work and we're
ever going to see numbers like theywere that I don't know. It's gonna
be tough for them to make upthe budget shortfall that they've incurred over the
last few years. And a lotof people have changed their community habits and
or they don't commute anymore. We'llstill have a lot of those people that
don't commune anymore that used to rideBart. So Bart's gonna I don't think

(54:05):
ever make up that deficit. Butthe new trains are on the track.
That's at least nice. It's cool. Yeah, I know. I'm here
for the changes and I hope itworks. The old ones were stinkier,
just slightly stinkier than the new ones. So this brings me to this a
quest for Jess. Oh it wasso big, you guys forgot it.
I already know where this is goingand I love it. No, we

(54:27):
teased this a couple of weeks agothat we wanted Jess to take a Bart
right somewhere. You know. Itkind of bothers me that these are like
the new nice ones. I wantto get an old jet right on the
old trains, So Jess. Yeahthis week, Oh you are going to
get on a new, nice,luxury Bart. Right, Well that's not
Yeah, I don't oversell it,you know what I mean. But I

(54:50):
think we're gonna give you a littlecreative freedom on this. So it was
my idea, let's have her helpon Bart. And initially I was like,
let's take Bart from the city tothe city just, you know,
any any stop or whatever, justto kind of just to experience it.
But then Graham had a great idea, why don't we have just perform on
Bart? Yeah, because I sawthis viral video. I saw this viral

(55:12):
video on Twitter, these guys performingon the subway in New York. They're
doing like this dance dude. Itwas dope, right, and I was
like, you know what, thisis amazing. That's what Bart is missing.
We don't have that same you know, some performances breakout on Bart from
time to time, but nothing inthe subway. That's like the main stage.
Bart needs to become the main stagefor talent. So I don't want
to give you like an exit thisis where you're getting off. I want

(55:34):
to make sure you have enough timeto do whatever you're doing on Bart.
So that's where your creative control comesin. You. You can go ahead
and pick where you where you wantto go. I do think though,
that we give you a theme,okay, a theme of like what Ed
Sharon because he's in town this week. So it could be a musical performance,
it could it could be a danceperformance. Yeah, I think we
leave that up to you. Okay, So I can go anywhere pretty much.

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But all I have to do islike perform something with Ed shar Yeah,
okay, week's Quest for Jazz.And you need at least three people
to clop for it whenever you fish. And they can't be your parents,
and they cannot be cheating. Oneof them can and one of them cannot
be cheating. Yes, okay,do you accept? I accept? I
think I think I can do this. The JV Show on Wild ninety four

(56:22):
nine. Good good morning, Graham, Jazz. I mean everyone, I
want to say, bloody guy,have a good morning. By They don't

(56:43):
even live here anymore, like getover it. It was a good win
for Las Vegas against the division rival, the Broncos, and my boy Jimmy
g l led them, led themto a very gutsy win. He had
a gutsy performance that Jimmy g Ithink he won over a lot of Raiders
fans and a lot of the Raidersplayers too. Really, yes, did
a lot of players not really.They weren't like feeling him before. I

(57:04):
don't know if they were fully likebought in, but now, like you
know, I think they are.They had a lot of British players even
said that after the game they respectedhim. You know, he got kind
of banged up in that game andhe came back out and threw a touchdown,
you know, right following he chargedout of the medical tent. Boom
touchdown. That was after he threwan interception in the endzone. But like
that's a different They got to win, Jess. Yes, So Zoom nightmare

(57:29):
what happened? And not to you, thankfully. No, I don't even
know what I would have done.So a new hire joined a Zoom meeting,
right, and he didn't realize andthis is like, you know,
step number one, this is whatyou do. You check your camera.
He didn't realize his camera and mikewere both on and he took a full
on shower in front of his entirecells. Why so everyone saw everything?

(57:55):
Yeah, so nobody was able to, like, I guess, turn off
his mic or his camera because noneof the hosts that had that ability had
joined yet. But everybody else,So everybody, aren't you like yelling at
him like hey Robert whatever, yeah'sassuming yeah, have his his sound on

(58:17):
or anything. But he didn't notice. So the woman telling the story on
TikTok is like he has to resignafter this, right, Yes, you
never show your face or any otherbody part at that place ever, again,
I think you have to. Howlong if you were one of the
other people on the zoom are youwatching it? Are you clicking on that
window to bring it full screen?No? You're not. Yeah, just

(58:40):
a curioity, you you you justyou look to see like what's going on
there? And then you're like ohand then you cover your eyes like oh
I shouldn't be looking at this.No, you're bringing that. You bring
on that full screen, you hitscreen. Yeah, you are watching that
channel to see how long it takesuntil he notices what he's made himself out

(59:00):
to be. And also you're watchingit's twenty twenty three, you know,
like Zoom meetings have been going onfor so long now, you would don't,
don't you know how to get onone properly. Why is she zoom
in the show like me in theshower? You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm assuming he wanted,Like, you know, when you need
to multitasker at the same time.That is so stupid. My wife will

(59:21):
do that. She's on call,she's on showers, making front of her
home. No, not the showers, but she'll bring her laptop while she's
on a call, go off camera, make the kids lunches or whatever.
You have to be able to multitaskif you're working from home and you have
kids and stuff. So like,there are times, Yeah, you you're
bringing your laptop or whatever with youinto a location that it's not normally at.

(59:43):
Now, are you going full onshower? No, you're not taking
a shower. Although if it's justa meeting that you know you're not gonna
have to contribute at all too,and it's just one that you're gonna listen
to. Yeah, I guess Idon't really see an eche. I don't
have an issue with that, althoughokay, will ever aim the laptop right
at the shower, dummy? Evenif you double check that your camera's off,

(01:00:06):
you still turn it slightly away.Have you guys heard of girl hammers?
Like we had girl dinner, wetalked about girls girl hammers trending.
A girl hammer is the things thatgirls will use as a hammer, because
I mean, most of us wedon't have like a tool kid handy when

(01:00:27):
we got to like hang a pictureor something, and so we use these
like random objects, brushes, books, shoes, anything that we can find
to kind of like camber that nailin there or whatever we're trying to do.
Have you guys done this because Ihave, oh, anything that I
have that is sturdy enough that willdo the job that's getting my water bottle.

(01:00:47):
I have this beat up ice creamscooper that I don't even use,
but i'ves hung on too it becauseit's funny because now there's like all these
holes in it from me, yourhammer? What about aj does he have?
He does this is? I've hadthis for years, yeah, and
it's just the most beat up thingyou've ever seen. Jess, What have

(01:01:10):
you used as a girl? Ihave used like shoes before, anything sturdy,
like uh, scissors, Oh yeah, scissors before what else? I
mean really anything back its sturdy enoughtoo. A candle like you know those

(01:01:30):
big candles from Bath and body Works. That works too. Oh, that's
a little more dangerous because it's like, I feel like we've all done this.
If you don't have a tool handythat you need, you're like,
what can I use? Two grounds. I think everybody's used a girl handmer
at one point, Like, Idon't have what can I use? And
we've all we've all pounded something thatsoon careful. Can't say that with something

(01:01:54):
that wasn't meant to be. Yes, there was the JV Show on Wild
that's Nicki minaj I Spice CHEETI thatIce Spice is doing something with with what
Yeah, but she's doing a collabwith dunkin Donuts. Oh, I'm not
sure what it is yet, butthat's exciting anything. I Spice, I
am here for by the way,I'm Selena, I'm Graham, I'm Jest,

(01:02:15):
and I'm che We are the JVShow Happy Monday. Oh, before
we get to this change the Amazonmade and I don't like it at all.
Elon Musk revealed and a new biographythat he has a third kid with
Grimes, his ex. All thesekids have these like crazy names. This

(01:02:36):
one. I'm not sure how topronounce like the other ones. I'm gonna
try, though. Techno mechanicis Ohgod, your techno mechanicists sounds like a
video game or what have you beendoing, dude, I've been playing Techno
Mechanicist all night right now? Ohmy god, why do they do this?

(01:03:01):
Because he's Elon and that's just whatdoes so. I kind of feel
like Amazon is starting to crack downon people who took advantage of their return
policy. I feel like Amazon wasone of the very lenient ones when it
came to returns. They could bebecause they were making so much money Amazon.

(01:03:23):
They make it so easy. Youjust drop it off at whatever ups
or a drop off location, Andif my memory is correct, I feel
like when you drop it off thenthey would give you your money back.
Yeah, like not even when theyreceive it. It's when you drop off
you get your money back. Andthey gave you two options. You could
either have it back send back toyour Amazon account to spend on something else,

(01:03:44):
or they could refund it back toyour bank account. Yeah. So
I had to return my wedding shoesbecause I they had a lot of Amazon
they have like a try on so'sI can keep it for seven days whatever.
If you don't like it, justin a back No big deal.
So I put the those things on. Thirty minutes later, I wanted to
like cut my feet off. Iwas like, there's no way I can
wear these two my weddings. Iwas like, these are going getting sent

(01:04:06):
back. I went to go,you know, tell the app that I'm
going to return it. Not onlydo they have to receive the shoes,
like actually have it back in theirwarehouse to give you the money. They
don't even give you the option nowto have it sent back to your bank
account. Now it's only like anAmazon credit really for everything. Now,

(01:04:27):
see, this is the only thingI've returned, so I don't know if
it's for everything, but this isthe only option they gave me. And
I don't think that they should bedoing that. No, I feel like
that happened to me one time.But I have to go through all the
way and then change it directly,because at first it just went straight to
an Amazon credit and I was like, I don't want that. So I
had to go into Amazon, likeinto my account or historic account thing and

(01:04:48):
then click send it to my creditor to my debit card. Oh,
so maybe you can transfer the creditsto No, you have to press it
before you like submit or something likethat. But wh and you are going
to use the Amazon credit? Ispend that money on Amazon. To assume
that about me? You know,I want about all of us. We're

(01:05:10):
all going to spend that money there. But like, what about the people
that want their money back? Justbe realistic people, You're gonna end up
spending You're gonna spend that same amountsomeday on Amazon. But I do get
Amazon getting really fed up with thereturns because it was so easy for people
to return anything, and people werescamming the system and they don't like open
the boxes and check. Graham,you're saying there was a guy we talked

(01:05:30):
about this on the JB Show along time ago, a guy who would
send back dirt. Yeah, hewould just take whatever item they got and
then refill the box to the exactsame weight of whatever item he had ordered,
and you just put dirt in there, and then he would send it
back. And he did this,and then he would whatever item that that
he did order. He was sellingthose in his own like shop, and

(01:05:53):
so he was making money on allthe stuff that he was buying and then
getting credited back for so he gotlike merchandise for whatever his shop was for
like a year or more. Hescam insane amount of money because Amazon was
never opening the boxes that were gettingsent back, a lot of them.
I mean, that's the crazy thingabout Amazon. They're making so much money
and the volume of stuff that they'reshipping and selling, they don't have time

(01:06:14):
to be like, Okay, let'ssome open these and put these back on
the shelf here. No, likea lot of stuff was just getting thrown
away, like it was just gettingchucked out. And finally somebody had opened
one of those boxes and was like, hey, it's just dirt here,
and then that unraveled the whole thing. But like he may have never been
caught, could have kept going fora long time. It's all the stuff

(01:06:35):
you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows, and the
most talked about stories happening today inthe Bay. But let's talk about Britney
Spears child support. So she currentlypays Kevin Federline for her two sons,
Jaden James and Sean Preston. WhatI love most about this is that our
precious, precious Jess here. Didn'teven know Britney Spears had kids. Why

(01:06:58):
I could not remember this, behonest, there's just so many headlines all
the time. It's how old arethey are? They like newborns? Are
they like? They're they're older?One of them is almost eighteen. They're
the ones a few years younger thannow, so they're in their teens currently.
They live with dad. They've beenwith dad for a long time.
I don't even I can't even recalla time where Brittany had them. I

(01:07:19):
think she sees them from time usedto before they hated her because of all
the sexy videos that she posted.Yeah, I hear no headlines about her
and kids. That's because they livein Hawaii now with Kevin Beatleline. Well,
Kevin currently gets forty thousand dollars amonth in child supports. Being nice.
I want to pause there, justreally quick, because do you need

(01:07:41):
that money to raise a kid?Of course it'd be nice. I would
love to have that much, Butif we're doing it on the nickels and
dimes, but we'd get paid fortythousand dollars seems a little excessive. But
you know, it's different when you'rea celebrity. You have to keep them
with the lifestyle that they're accustomed exactly. So to TMZ, Kevin is actually
looking into the possibility of going backto court to ask for more chow support

(01:08:06):
because when that forty grandom month wasagreed on, it was when they were
splitting up time with the kids,so he would have him fifty percent of
the time, she would have themfifty percent of the time. Now that
he has them a hundred percent ofthe time, it has for some years,
he's like, hold on, holdon, this is not fair.
I should be having more pure.Plus he sees the shot clock ticking because

(01:08:28):
they turn eighteen and then it's doneright, Yes, so you gotta get
to more. The oldest only hasa few more a few weeks. I
think smart Lizzo being called out forthis unnecessary video that she posted yesterday,
Lizzo does what she does best.She posted a twerking video she was dancing
to Cardi B and Megan the Salion'snew song. But let the comments are

(01:08:50):
like, not only is this unnecessary, but are we just going to act
like she didn't sexually harass her dancersand then not apologize for it? So
they're not letting that go. Andthen I also get the sense that they're
just tired of seeing her twerque allthe time, like they're just kind of
over that. Like maybe it's coolat first, but it's been a couple
of years now, Lizzo, we'veseen it. I don't mind the twerking,

(01:09:12):
do you guys know? But Ijust think all of the allegations put
like a bad taste in my mouththat Yeah, I agree with that.
I don't want to taste her twerkinganymore. But how about this? Yesterday
I got a DM from you know, one of our listener friends, Melanie
on Instagram, and she showed mesend me a picture that she was at

(01:09:34):
Ross and what does she find onthe clearance rack? Stuff from Lizzo's line
clearance at Ross? Don't get yourYeah, get a discouncer. Yeah,
he said they'll get those. Justkidding, Yeah, because I think people
really like the bat brand. Thewhy of being sold at row because of

(01:09:55):
probably everything that's going on with her, But so yeah, you know,
go get some comfies for cheap Graham. What do you have inside today'side's trending?
All right? Because it is nineto eleven, we do need to
take a moment mark the twenty secondanniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World
Trade Center towers in New York.They were the worst ever terrorist attacks on
US soil. Close to three thousandpeople lost their lives on that infamous day.

(01:10:17):
Tribute's going to be taking place atthe nine to eleven Memorial and Museum
today, as well as countless placesacross the country. President's going to be
speaking on it later as well.I think he's in Alaska randomly, so
he's gonna be speaking on it fromthere. Hard to believe, though,
that it has been twenty two yearssince then. Whoa, it's crazy,
that's insane the amount of time that'sgone by. I know, do you

(01:10:39):
remember what you're what you were doingwhere you were. Yeah, I was
in preschool. I'm only twenty sixright now, so I had just you
know what I was. My momwas nursing me, and she remember her
saying, you should be watching thenews right now. And I couldn't talk
because I was just a baby.Yeah, yeah, totally. I still

(01:11:00):
wasn't created. Yeah, I wasn'teven thought of. Nope, we were,
but I thought you guys were like, well, like twenty four yeah,
you're like twenty eight right, Oh, I'm older than you guys.
According to this you are my girlmath I have. I honestly have no
recollection of it because I was stillliving in Mexico, so I was like

(01:11:23):
a tiny little pebblo, Like,no news of that. That's crazy to
me. Yeah, so anything else? Yeah, quick update on the World
Cup kiss. You know, whenSpain's soccer president kissed when the female players
on the mouth on stage following theirWorld Cup win. Well, finally,
after an incredible amount of backlash andprotests from fans and players and people throughout

(01:11:45):
the soccer community, Louis Rubialis hasresigned from his role as president of the
country's soccer federation. He's still,however, may be facing some criminal charges
the attorney general there we talked aboutthis file, the formal complaint against him
for sexual assault and coercion. Sowow, he finally stepped down on the
guy was so defiant and like,now I didn't do any wrong doing it,

(01:12:06):
and this is a witch hunt,and he went on and on and
on. Finally, yeah, bro, you did it. You got caught.
Go away, now, go away. You and Danny Masterson get out
of here Yeah, The JV Showon Wild ninety four nine