Lightning Butt

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The JV show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wildney for nine were the base number one hit music
station the JV Show.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm Selena and let's get to our first talk back
of the day.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Here we go, good morning JV show. Maybe from Santel's day.
This shout out is to Jess. Thank you again, Jess
for my Chucky Muggy. It was fantastic meeting you at
the Caesar Chave's Grant opening in Newark. You are such
a cute little human being. And don't let the other
two bully you about loving your cat. You keep loving

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your cat and proudly all right, love you, love you all,
have a great day.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
I love my cat and I'm proud.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
I think she said Chravis, but she meant Shava Supermarket.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
But yeah, she meant I'm glad you got here, Chuggy Maggy.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I sent those out.

Speaker 7 (00:46):
Any cat shout outs that you'd like to.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Do now, uh shout out like a shout out to
my cat?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (00:53):
I mean, you guys want to talk about your cat love,
So just like, let's leave that because we don't want
to boil you about loving your cat. So we're just
gonna sit back here and go ahead, and we'll give
you the next couple hours to do cat talk here
on the JV show.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
No, no, that was enough. But I did take quite a
bit of cat pictures yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh yeah for your Christmas card.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Now for my Christmas cat.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, I am looking to order something for her to
wear for my Christmas cards.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So why.

Speaker 8 (01:18):
God?

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, it's the eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You're almost at a time, Joe, speaking of animals.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Yeah, I wanted to bring this up to you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
Now, look because and I want Jess's opinion because she
is a cat lover and look, I'm a dog lover.
Selena is indifferent to pets. We ran out of time
yesterday in our Cooler no segment. Any thoughts on Advent
calendars for your dog, because I'll admit I have one.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You have an Advent calendar for handbone. Your kids don't
even have Advent calendars.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
They do also when they were getting theirs, the dog
one was right there.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
We should get one for hamdbone. I can't say no
to that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think it's cute because the kids wanted to do
that for it for hamdbone.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, true, like so I think cool.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
I think if it wasn't for the kids, It might
not be asked cool just because you like the pet
doesn't know that it's an advant calendar.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
So you could literally just give them a tree every single.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Day, which is what I do.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
Anyways. Anytime I get home, handbone my dog. It's golden retriever.
She knows she gets a treat.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But I open up like a little door every single day,
and it's like, oh my god, today I'm getting this.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
They should make them so they can.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Yeah, her little paws can't get in there, doesn't have
the dexterity to get in there and crack each little
thing open.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
And my look gripe with this thing. Look, it's a
cute idea.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
My kids love because they're like when they open theirs,
they're like, oh, oh we need to open hand bones,
and that whole thing's cute. So I'm I'm fine with
it there. Look, if I didn't have kids and I
got an advant calendar for my.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Dog, that's where I would say, no, I'll punch.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Myself in the You know what, what kind of.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Calendars do your kids have?

Speaker 7 (02:50):
What do you mean the kind that you open and
there's a piece of chocolate.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Oh, it's a chocolate one.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So it's not like the theme the character.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
No, it's the one from cost Plus World Market because
Trader Joe's was sold out.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
It's right next door.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You don't have different one.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, they have like skincare ones.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
They have a little pleasure rain rot calendars.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
Oh, don't show that to my kids. Yeah, one of
the cheapest one possible. They get one tenC tiny piece
of chocolate. The dog one. Could we have used a
little creativity because it's very plain and boring. Look, the
dog doesn't care what it looks like. The dog just
wants to treat. But every door that we've opened so far,
looking we're, you know, eleven days into December, it's the

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same treat.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's the same one. That's lazy.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
I feel like they would switch it up, at least
make the treat in a different shape or something. This one,
it's every time you open it, you keep thinking like, well,
this it's got to be something different. No, it's just
the same little plastic wrapped package with a couple of
little pellets.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
I know, I just don't get it.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Why isn't other companies that make better ones? But whatever
one I got, the damn treat is the same every time.
Even handbones bored with it. She's like, yeah, whatever, open
up the like, let's treat again. These things aren't even
that good, but I'll eat it. Yeah, Happy Holidays.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I think cool.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I'm not gonna say cool.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think cute.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's cute.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
My kids that is, yeah, cute.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Or not cute or not yet? Did you do anything
for your doctor?

Speaker 8 (04:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
But also my kids don't happen me there. We don't
really do advent calendars, got it?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And you hate that?

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Getting?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
There's that?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
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Speaker 5 (05:11):
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Speaker 7 (05:13):
Thank you, all right?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
Some good news to share for Warriors fan Steph Curry
expected to return to the lineup tomorrow when the Warriors
hosts the Timberwolves at Chase Center. Curry has been dealing
with a thigh contusion and he's missed the team's lost
five games, including a three game road trip. Wears went
two to three during that spell. Meanwhile, Draymond Green might
play tomorrow. He's been dealing with a foot spring that
kept him out of the Warriors lost two games.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Despite all the injuries to Wears are.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Above five hundred slightly with a thirteen and twelve record
on the season.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Some fog could linger throughout the morning, but the sun
will come out, you guys. Hihs are going to remain
in the upper fifties to mid sixties.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I got a little warm yesterday.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
That nice Hey, cancer, bestie. Hey, your day today is
going to be a nine.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Your ability to really connect with others is peaking right now,
so make sure you make the most of it, whether
you need to pitch a new idea at work or
tell that haughty how you feel about them.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
Now is the time? Do people still call each other hatty?

Speaker 10 (06:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I hope not.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Well. The psychics that wrote this are a little out
of touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell him to update this.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Stuck in the pass, bro, what would you rather use, Battie? Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
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Speaker 11 (06:19):
Hey guys, good morning, and this is about the Short King.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I just have a question.

Speaker 11 (06:24):
So, like, I get that he like extended his legs,
but did they extend his arms too, because usually like
your arm from one, you know, fingertip to the other,
that's like your height. So do his arms look like hello,
short now, like a t rex or something. I don't know,
it just doesn't make sense to me. Anyways, have a
great day, bite.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's a great question.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
So we were just talking about this guy that got
a leg lengthening surgery.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
He got two of them and ated eight inches to
his height, went from five five to six one. He's
lucky because I watched the video that's posted on our
Instagram story JV Morning Show. Go check it out. He
looks very proportional.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
To me.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
I would picture somebody going in that drastic of a
height change. Yes, they go to grab a rebound. They
the little arm can't reach up there and get it.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
It would look like completely off. His wingspan looks like
it would still add up.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
He was always meant to be. Yeah, always meant to be.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
I either like worked out great for him.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I don't think it would work out great for everyone
because to that point, I almost think like some people
would need some sort.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Of imagine Selena with eight more inches of that.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
It wouldn't proportionally like it would be strange.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, I would agree with that that takeaway. Yeah, and again,
if you want to see him, we have him on
our story JB Morning Show. All Right. At the end
of last year, we asked you Graham some questions to
make some predictions for twenty twenty five because I'd.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Been right about I think the reason we did that
is I had some predictions in twenty twenty four that
were correct some. I think the MGK and Megan Fox
like breakup or something. There were a couple other things
I had nailed right, and that's why you guys were
throwing just like throw a bunch to me.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I was on a roll.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So let's honestly, I forgot what we even forgot about
all of these. Let's run through them and see what's
stuck and what didn't. Okay, Will Jess get engaged next year?

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh my god, I forgot you.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Wow, that feels like forever ago that you predicted that.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, first or second half of the year?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Second half?

Speaker 12 (08:22):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (08:23):
When?

Speaker 7 (08:23):
When? What was the date you got engaged?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
May twenty fourth?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Okay, I mean May twenty fourth. What's the halfway point
of the year?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
July?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
The beginning of July? Like, come on, no, but we were.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Being specific, and so you will give.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
You a half point for that's better than most psychics
can do.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Will Ariana Grande and SpongeBob aka Ethan Slater have a
baby in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
It's gonna be close. It's gonna be a it's gonna
be a cusp. I'm getting cusp vibes, meaning it could
be early twenty twenty six or the very end of
twenty twenty five. But he pregnant, He will happen, I'll
get you wow vibes. Though that baby might arrive early
next year.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okay, I think you're away off of that one.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Probably incorrect there, We don't well, we don't know. Maybe
they're breaking up because they're fighting about how they're going.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
To raise this kid. She's taking it up like that.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
One's still not completely out, but i'll i'll way that's
probably on the way out.

Speaker 12 (09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Will the Warriors make it to the championships?

Speaker 13 (09:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay, right about that fight there and a half.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Points that didn't really take much of a psychic Most people.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Knew that was coming.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Will Lana del Rey stay with her alligator boyfriend all
of twenty twenty five?

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Surprisingly? Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wow? Another point? Program correct together as far as I know, Okay.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
I think we would have heard about it, like, you know,
big fight in the swamp or whatever.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Alligator. They're still on a fan boat getting busy.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Will Nick Cannon have another baby in twenty twenty five?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Oh, he's due, Yeah, he'll have yes.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Oh, not that we know of.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Yeah, that's a big ask, is there not that we
know of, so well, maybe you ain't over yet and
if you can, and if there's anybody that can do it,
he might we might learn of one.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
So like that, like, let's put a question mark next
to that one.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay, but for now, no point?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Okay, okay, Will Hawk to a girl be on Dancing
with the Stars? No, Oh, it was not on Dancing
with the Stars.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Will j Lo jump back into a new relationship in
twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Five, Yeah, but we're not going to hear much about it.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh that also could be.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Yeah, that one's a question mark, no point for that one,
But we want to think that like she hasn't casually
seen anybody or whatever, but like jump into I'm willing
to say that one probably hasn't happened.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
But again, let's put a question.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Mark, right, Will we find out for sure if Justin
Bieber did in fact get diddled by the diad One?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
We won't and we still don't know.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I mean, we I asked that what's wrong with me?
I know?

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Isn't that crazy that that story has been going on
about the Diddler for that long?

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Like that all that stuff was coming out. It feels like.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
It's been more under the rug at it. In our
heart of hearts, we know he did that.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you know what's crazy?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Though, a lot of people were like, you know what,
Justin seems to be in a really good mood lately,
and they were like, yep, ever since.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Did he went to jail?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like, right, it's a lot happier. I would feel lot
safer out in these streets.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Will Selena make it all of twenty twenty five bringing
her ginormous water bottle into the street hungry?

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Not a chance. She's already teetered on the brink of
giving it up.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I kind of told you that yesterday one.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
I'm sor right about it.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
I don't think your giant water jug has even made
an appearance in twenty twenty five, has it?

Speaker 9 (11:52):
No?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
It has maybe early, Yeah, I haven't seen that thing
in a while.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
That was one of those giant jugs that was trying
to teach you, or help coach you to drenk enough
water each day.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Every day.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
There were little like sayings on each line as you
drank farther down, like keep going a little bit more right,
making that out there?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, No, it's like there, Yeah, I mean it's that
YEAHID where is that thing now, No, it's still at home.
I have I have it, I just haven't been using yet.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Got it? Okay, So what was the final tally there?
Because I feel like grammar psychic ability is pretty pretty good.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
You got a three point five out of that was,
like I want to say, like nine questions.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
She wasn't counting.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
I think it wasn't nine questions. Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
That was.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
I was well above five hundred on that one.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
There was that least.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
And there's a couple question marks out there.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
There's a there were a couple no's, but there are
a couple questions at nine questions.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
But we're not counting your question marks.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah right, that's nothing.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
You don't get a point, you don't get creditble okay,
but they shouldn't go against the total then either.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Then three point five out of like.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Six sounds pretty good. Yea, the most psychics can do.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So how about this tomorrow, same time, Justin and I
are going to bring some questions to make predictions for
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
All right, I'll start like channeling my psychologies tonight.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Then yes, I do that.

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Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay, so we are making some progress in the David case.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
As you know, David is that.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Singer who seemed to escape, possibly I don't know, killing somebody.
There was that body that was found in the trunk
of his tesla. We later found that to be fifteen
year old Celeste Revs. And it was the weirdest thing
because there were no headlines saying that he is a suspect,
that he's been arrested, he is still a freeman, but

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the last we heard was that he was he was
a suspect, even though no papers were officially filed. Well,
apparently they have been making some motion in this case.
Apparently witnesses and people close to David have been going
to court and testifying in front of a grand jury.
One of those people being the general manager of David's
record label. His name is Robert Morgan Roth. He was

(14:02):
getting grilled the past couple of days. And now we
know why he is such a person of interest because
along with helping to run the record label, he was
heavily involved in David's day to day life. David had
two managers. It was this guy and the other guy,
John Marshall. Remember these are the guys that signed the
least right the David's Hollywood Hills home where you know, something.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
May have happened inside there where you.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Know his his that's where his tesla was parked out
in front of So they were heavily involved in his
day to day everything. So if anybody knows his whereabouts
and what could have happened, it's probably these guys here.
There's also another witness who was being uncooperative to the
point the DA exited the courtroom yesterday and was overheard
saying that if this other woman doesn't come in to testify,

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she'll be arrested and like forced to come in and
testify in from the grand jury.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
But we don't know who this is.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
We don't know who she is.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Interesting, it's always like as soon as someone becomes uncooperate,
it's like you know something you just don't want to
say it.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Right, Ellas, it's still moving too slow. I know, I
don't know what has taken so long, but I guess
this whole week they've been bringing people in front of
the grand jury to get some more details out of them.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
I mean, I bet the manager guys they've interviewed extensively.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
I bet those guys have some.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
How can they not if they're around him every day
twenty four or seven, like they have to know something. Yeah,
they helped him, and my I did wonder that.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I don't think I will ask Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
For tomorrow, christ miss it. We're gonna ask them some
to make some predictions for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
So there could be a couple of things related to
that case.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, interesting, that'll be tomorrow six thirty five. Grammy, what do.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
You have in trending?

Speaker 13 (15:51):
Right?

Speaker 8 (15:51):
We have a bunch of real life grenches here in
the Bay Area this year that we got to talk
about people stealing Christmas decorations, even Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
We were stealing French eat dogs. We're stealing it. If
it's not bolted down, it's getting stolen. Sometimes when it's
bolted out, it bolted down still gets stolen. A couple
in San Jose says they about a week ago, somebody
came to their front yard stole all of their Christmas decorations.
They had a bunch of Disney decorations, valued at more
than one thousand dollars. A couple's doorbell camera catches the
person doing this, but it was like three o'clock in

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the morning. They were wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a
mass so you can't tell who it is. This person
comes back several times to make sure they grab everything.
I mean, this is real life Grinch stuff. The San
Jose Police said that suspect still out there and they
don't have any information right now, so no arrest has
been made there. We also have to talk about the
two suspects. A lot of people saw this. They were

(16:42):
arrested in American Canyon for stealing twenty four Christmas trees
from a Safeway store and a bunch of wreaths and
a little bit of other decor and stuff. These two suspects,
they were arrested. A lot of people saw their arrest
go viral because the officer was wearing a Santa suit
when he was cuffing them. I don't know if there

(17:03):
was some sort of elaborate sting operation where there was
just a Santa standing out in front of the store
waiting for them to come back, because I guess they're
just backing a truck up and then throwing Christmas trees
into it and then driving off.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
And I think they did end up recovering a bunch.

Speaker 8 (17:16):
Of those trees at the at this at the suspect's
house when these people were arrested.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
We're stealing decorations in Christmas trees Bay Area.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Come on, let's do better.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
On that's not right.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Go back to stealing French cheese.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
No, no, no, go back to stealing catalytic converters.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
No, they still are, They're still doing that.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
I feel like that slowed down a little bit.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
Knock on wood, because I feel like the recycling centers
that made it tougher for you to just show up
with fifty of those things, Like where'd you get these?
I think you actually have to show have some documentation
about where they came from, because before these guys were
just showing up with boatloads of them, and the recycling
places were just taking them and paying them for it.
Like hello, let's figure this is an easy way to
solve this one. You can't just show up with all

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those things and be like, oh, yeah, it just happened
upon these.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
So they had to move on to Christmas trees.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
So now we're on decorations. You don't steal people's decorations
that are already up. That's annoying for a multitude of reasons.
One because it costs you money to buy the decorations,
but also the time that it takes to put out
Christmas decorations.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Oh, it's a pain.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
In the But I think those people are going to
drive like around the corner and see your house the
exact same decorations.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well, that's also like, what's the motive?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
What's the motive? What's the motive in both these things?
Are you going to run a resale Christmas tree operation?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Like what do you? No?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Wait, no way, You're not stealing twenty four trees just
to have the most festive Christmas in your house.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
You're trying to make some money.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
So are you like back in your truck up like, hey,
I got Christmas trees in the trunk.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Of my car over here, Like do you want one?

Speaker 13 (18:47):
Like?

Speaker 7 (18:47):
How are you reselling the Christmas trees? One? Just like
that I get but where.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Parking lot?

Speaker 8 (18:54):
And you're selling stolen trees the decorations one are you
taking of to your house and.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Put them up?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:01):
They are, that's the motivation.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
What else are they going to.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Do with them?

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Now?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
They're selling them.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
They're selling them, but what's the what's the resale market
for you?

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Decoration?

Speaker 6 (19:10):
I mean Christmas trees are expensive, you know if you
if I can get one for thirty bucks in the
parking lot somewhere, set to get it.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
No, just kidding go, you'll ride out by the time
these people turn around. So I don't know what's the
motivation people. We've hit rock bottom.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Coming up next, it's our What the Bleep Game? Your
chance to win a chug mug here on Wildney for Night.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Nine, Waldney for nine, the Baes number one hit music station.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'm Selenam and I'm tanking to hanging out with the
JVS show on this Thursday.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
Good Morning JAV Show. This is Kristen out of Oakland.
I would love to know what Graham predicts that Beyonce's
actuary is going to be. Does he think it's going
to be a rock album?

Speaker 8 (19:53):
I want to know, eh So tomorrow morning, six thirty
five minute, these ladies are gonna pep me with some
questions because my pret psychic predictions are so good. I'm
just getting sort of Irish folk jig vibes right now.
But like, I'm not gonna lock in my final answer.
This is why I'm getting right now, and I'm not
sure what I'll be feeling.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Okay, fair enough, good morning.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
From San Andrew. I know you guys were talking about
the Abay calendars. Walmart and Costco were sending Red Bull ones.
I grab one, pretty.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
Cool, dude, Selena, Why red Bull advent calendar. I was
talking about this earlier because my kids picked out one
for my dog and I was like, I don't really
know what to do with this thing, but a.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Red Bull one, Selena, that is genius.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
An energy drink, this is right in your wheel.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
No, but also I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's too much caffeine, Selena.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
No, that's way below her.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
It's fine, yeah, but that's no.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
That would be on top of her daily coffees here
plus Starbucks plus Celsius.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
It'd only be problematic if every little door she opened
had four cans in there besides her usual afternoon three.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's all right, let's get so what's the blief Where
all you have to do is be the first person
to guest today's bleeped out word correctly and we are
going to send you a JV Show chug mug. As always,
you think you know what that word is and you
want to leave your guest do that on the talkback
Mike on the iHeartRadio app. Are you guys ready for
today's clip?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Have you guys ever squeezed so hard that your makes
a sound? My husband laughs at me every time he
hears it.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh my gosh, this sound like this?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
All right, think about what that bleeped out word could be.
Get your minds out of the gut. Are you sick us?

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Whatever that bleeped out word is is always something PG,
So get your iHeartRadio app out. You're probably already streaming
Wild ninety four nine right now because you're listening to
us on there.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
You should be the talkback Mike button is there? Just
hit that.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Leave us your name and your city along with your
guests so we can shout you out. You got to
be the first correct chances of the morning to win.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
A JV show chug.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
That's right, We're gonna play some of your talkbacks next.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
This is our what the Bleep game?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Where all you have to do is be the first
person a guest today's bleeped out word correctly. We are
going to send you a JV Show chug mug as always,
you think you know what that word is, leave your
guests on the talkback Mike on the iHeart app. Here's
today's clip in case you missed it. Have you guys
ever squeezed so hard that your makes a sound. My
husband laughs at me every time he hears it. Budge,
it's still I'm not going to confirm or deny, but

(22:22):
just remember this is a family show.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, so those guesses do have to be clean.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, let's go to some of your talkbacks. Hey,
this is Ashley from Berkeley. Is the word tis paste?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Mind that my tube of toothpast doesn't make a sound.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
I've squeezed the you know what out of my toothpaste
to get every last time. I've folded it over and squeezed,
and my toothpaste has remained silent through all.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
That mine too.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Hey, good morning JV Show. This is Aaron from Hayward.
I think the bleeped out word is gut. You got
them bubble goot? All right, guys, have a good day. Sorry,
I meant to hit the buzzer.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Organ who and magas.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
The bleach out word is ketchup?

Speaker 9 (23:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Catch up?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, I think everybody's ketchup bottle.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Everybody whatever brand that we've been buying. I swear it's
like a generic one. I think it's from Trader Doos
or I don't know where it's from. You. It takes
the hardest squeeze to get it started, and every time
then then you end up like really squeezing it and
then it makes the sound and blasts out.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
It goes everywhere.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I have that too.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
I hate that way.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Did they not test these before they send them out
to market to see if you can actually.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Squeeze the ketchup out of it?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I thought I just had like a faulty one.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
I thought we did too, but then we got another
one of the same thing and it was the exact
same problem.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
All right, that's our ketchup brand for this morning.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yep, we'll have another one tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Before you say time the JV Show on Wild ninety
four to nine.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Where the JV Show I'm Selina and I'm Jess and
it's time for Well, we've been playing with the yeah,
the thick of it still, we're in the thick of
It's yes. This is our what the weave game where
you just have to be the first person I guess
today's leaped out word correctly, and we are going to
give you a JB Show chuck mugs. So here's today's
clip in case.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
You missed it.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Have you, guys ever squeezed so hard that your makes
a sound? My husband laughs at me every time he
hears it. Now, remember this is a family show, so
that word's got to be something clean. Let's run through
some of your talkbacks.

Speaker 15 (24:17):
Now, my name is Alex, and I think the bleeped
out word is knuckles.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Knuckles. It's a popular guest this morning. Thank you Alex
Freemont for leaving that guest. It's a good one.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
Melanie from Fashion to Day, I think the bleeped out
word is pimple.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
There were a lot of things gross, but that grosses
me out.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
Look, there were a few people that left that guest
this morning. And look, you're lying if you've never cracked
one of those where you gave him squeeze and not
and you've heard and you haven't heard something, I've heard it.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Sometimes it's like a little pop, but I don't think
it's loud enough.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
For somebody else to hear, Like I think, yeah, you're
because your ears are.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Right there, probably don't.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
I mean, I'm a assuming there's been a pimple that
has been pop that has been loud enough for someone
else in the room to hear.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Gross.

Speaker 13 (25:06):
Hello, this is a Maya from Sanley Andrew, And I
think the bleep that word is.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
I like, your eye makes a noise.

Speaker 15 (25:15):
I know, thank you.

Speaker 16 (25:17):
You areezing your eyes in there making squeeze that or
you're just squeezing so hard like and then your eyes
start You ever pushed around on your eye before, like
near it, and it does make it sound like a guey.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
It sounds like there's like air moving around like it's
like it's like.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
Yes, you know, it's like a sound like that where
like there's some air moving around in that tear duct
or something I don't know. Every now and to gain
that happens to like this is weird.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Gross.

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Good morning JV Show.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
This is Jessica from Panola.

Speaker 13 (25:43):
My guest for the bleep dot word is shampoo.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Have a great day, shampoo.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
It is all right. So here's Today's clip unbeleeped. Have
you guys ever squeezed? It's so hard that your shampoo
makes a sound. My husband laughs at me every time
he hears it.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
Minus the sham all right, Yeah, when you're getting down
towards the end of it? Am I the only one
that adds water. I'm currently on the end of my shampoo,
and I just keep adding water to the inside of it.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Do you guys do that?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I do that?

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, because every time I'm every morning, I'm in
the shower, like I gotta remember to buy some more shampoo.
You don't, and then I just go about my day
and don't remember until the next morning where I'm like, hey,
I gotta remember to buy some more shampoo, but I don't,
so I just add water to it.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
I have the opposite problem where I just have like
three different bottles of shampoo at all times.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Cause you over buy, because.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
I'll buy one and then I'm like, oh, I want
to try this other one, and then I'll buy those,
and then I just have three.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Sets, so I get the same kind every time.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Every once in a while, I'll switch brands, then I
go back. I just I rotate between like two different ones.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
I still feel like my shampoo like lasts like a year.
Anytime I get one, I'm like, all right, well I
don't even remember to get one for a long time.
It lasts me forever, Like I don't have a lot
of hair, like I use just a very small amount.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
And you save money on conditioner because you don't use
that ag.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
Yeah, what the hell's condition conditioner is a myth in
my mind. I don't feel like that actually does anything.
All right, let's give some shout outs first, Jessica, But no,
it's up, Jessica, what's up the.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Brand new DV show Chuck Mug come in your way.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
It makes a great gift for the holiday season, stocking stuffer,
think about it, or you know, just keep it for
yourself whatever, selfish, greedy Jessica getting.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
A couple other people came with the Craig.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Answer this morning. They worked as fast as Jessica. Unfortunately,
my buddy Rebecca and Concord had it, so.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Did Scharifa and Richmond.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Strifa?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Anybody else? I'm missing?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Just just Lisa and Richmond, who squeaked it in like a
minute ago.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Well done, Lisa, I mean not well done, like you're
gonna get a chuck mug, but like well done because.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
You've got the correct night. That's something nice. Job there.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
No do we have on the phone this morning, Mama Marcy?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hi Marcy, how's it going good?

Speaker 13 (27:44):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh? We are great, Thank you so much. All right,
we are trying to get you hooked up with these
four tickets to the Exploratoria. Marcy. This is our yup
nope game where all you have to do to win
is get three at a four trivia questions, Right, dude,
that's so easy, easy, good.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yes, so they ain't gonna say one right, but today
is different.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right, Marcy, are you ready? I am all right?
Here we go with question number one. Savicha is made
by marinating raw fish and what type of juice?

Speaker 9 (28:16):
Mind you?

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:18):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Was easy around the room, around the room, including Marcia.
Everybody a fantasavice? Yes, yes, yeah, love the stuff all right.
Question number two, you get fifty points for hitting a
bullseye in what game?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
I guess some people would call it a sport?

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Sorry archery?

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Oh dark, dark do you get a fifty spot for
hitting the bullseye.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
That's a great guest.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Though, here is question number three. You're still all good, Marcie.
You're allowed to miss one. Question number three. Nevada shares
a border with five states aside from California. Can you
name two of them? Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Okay, so she's getting in the map right now, this one.

Speaker 17 (29:05):
Arizona, Walkington, son of a Pacific Northwest, Washington, wars Canada.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Do we give her one more guests?

Speaker 7 (29:21):
How about one more guests? Oh my god, oh my god.
Visualize the map. What's Nevada touching.

Speaker 16 (29:33):
Touching?

Speaker 7 (29:37):
And I have no idea, you know, yes, right.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
Next, that's our next door neighbors them, Nevada.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
And I can't, I can't.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
We would have accepted Oregon, Idaho or Utah.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, they're all there.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
You guess Washington forgot about that pesky state of Oregon,
which is right there, although I don't always picture Oregon
and Nevada is sharing a border Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, Yeah, California.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Obviously, darn it?

Speaker 8 (30:17):
All right, Question number four, let's finish strong on this one.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Finish this song.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Lyric On the fifth day of Christmas, my true.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Love sent to me.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
A partisan.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Rain franch hands to turtle Doves.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
We are so dorky.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Take that out of the podcast us some major street
cred like I don't even want to be seen on
the streets of West Side.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Nap but anymore, laugh right out of there.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
You still did miss too, so you did not winter.
You have Nope game this morning a moment say goodbye,
but thanks for playing. We hope you had fun at
the very least. Don't hang up. I'm gonna put you
on hold of really quick. Okay, thank you, all right,
no problem, have a great rest of your day. Grammy.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
We have some shut up you know we do.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
I got some dms here, Hey, Graham, love you guys
on the JV show. My husband and I have been
listening to you guys for over a decade on the
way to work, and now our son listens to you
guys too. It's our son, Nathaniel's birthday today. He's turning nine.
He loves listening to your show and loves falling along
with the Yep Nope game every morning on the way
to school.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
Happy birthday, Nathaniel. We love you so much. And that
is from mom and dad. Yes, Happy birthday.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Another one here, Hey Graham, first time mom Amber, sliding
into your DMS. Mommy Amber from Val, I would love
to give a birthday shout out to my daughter Nicole
on her golden birthday. She's eleven today on the eleventh.
Happy birthday to my beautiful, smart, sweet, assertive queen. I
love you so much. I'm so glad you chose me
to be your mom. I don't know if that's how
it works either way. Happy eleventh birthday from Mama Amber

(31:56):
and baby brother Ace.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yes, Happy birthday part Another one here, High Gham.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
Can we get a shout out for my daughter Mia?
It was her eleventh birthday yesterday and that's from your mom.
From your mom, Yes, happy birthday is a farther one.
Good morning. Can you say happy birthday to Zeomara? How
would you pronounce this? Selena x io m A R
A C mada. Yep, that today's her birthday and that's

(32:20):
from her friend Melody. It sounds so easier when you
said it. Another one here, High Graham's sliding into your
DMS to give a birthday shout out to Mike Buie,
wishing him a beautiful day and that we love him
to the moon and back from seven to eleven and
his minions.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
I don't know this fart like the entire chain of
stores seven eleven nurse, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
I have questions, all right?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Another one here, Hey Graham, want to send a morning
shout out to my babies, Liam and Sophia. We listen
to you guys every morning the way to school, and
I'm on a work trip right now.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I'm missing them so much.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
They're probably listening to you guys with Dad this morning
and want to tell them all that I love them
so much. Special shout out to Dad for holding it
down while Mom's on a work trip. Love you guys,
have BAFE day. And that's from Mom. Lynette. Yeah, shout
out to Liam and Sophia listening. Who's use the fun
One more here? Good morning, Graham. Sliding into your DMS
for my sister in law, Vicki. We'd like to wish
her a happy birthday today. Our husbands think we're both

(33:12):
too involved with the lives of the JV show, but
who gives a part if they think? Enjoy your weekend
getaway and that is from Melissa. Guess who the fart.
You can never be too involved such a thing in
our lives.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I think so.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Unless you have a telescope outside of Selena's bathroom, don't
looking in.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's a little weird.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Other than that, though, we welcome in.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Yeah, we appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
And today's hot is trending?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Is next the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine Barney.

Speaker 18 (33:37):
JV Show is Rooky from the East Bay. Have a
clarnout free guys receiving a Christmas card that has maybe
like sixty eight pictures on the front and another sixty
eight on the back and then a summary of the year. Also,
I did receive my Chuck mauk yay, thank you, jes
think I'm a BIS. People out there, check your spam

(34:00):
in case you think that she's not doing a job.
She's on it all right, love you guys, have a
great day.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
She's on it most of the Sometimes.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
What do you guys think about the Christmas card? Cool
or not?

Speaker 8 (34:09):
A bunch of pictures both front and back and then
a summary recap of the year.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
I think cool.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I think cool, especially if it's somebody that you maybe
don't see as often, because then you get a little
recap of everything, so.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
As you take so many pictures, you can't decide they're
all so good if to use all of them.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Yeah, I'm fine with that. Do whatever you want on
your holiday card.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
I always think I should write a recap, and then
partly is like that had nobody really gives a fart,
And also I'm too lazy to do that. And then
sometimes when you get one with a way too long recap,
it's like I didn't need to know that about your family.
Just show me the picture of you and you and.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Your kids already and so graduated this year.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Is that a common thing to do?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
It's not as common as it used to be. I think.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
I think that's it was sort of an old school
thing on Christmas cards. Used to like really like right, oh,
Timmy's playing baseball this year, and blah blah.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
It used to be like that.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Because now you don't really need to because we have
each other on social media, but we know what you've
been up to.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
Okay, But I I was thinking that last night as
my wife was stuffing our Christmas cards into the envelopes,
it was like, if all there's just one picture on
the front and one picture on the back, and I'm like, well,
people already, you know the majority of people have seen a
picture of us before because they see us on social
media or whatever.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Like, what's the what are they getting out of it?
You know?

Speaker 8 (35:17):
I'm almost like there should be a recap, so give
them a little nugget of information that they don't already know.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Right, Nah, I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I feel like it's just more from like like a
happy holidays from us on the card. I guess that's it.
Just keep it simple. Well, that's what I do.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The hottest thing.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot
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Speaker 2 (35:43):
Okay, first things first, the hot teacher from Santa Cruz.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Is full on shooting. His shot at Chloe Kardashian.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Was not a drill.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
People. We talked about this guy and yesterday's show in
case you missed it. Jacob is a high school teacher
in Santa Cruz. He teaches math and biology. His post
get a pretty good amount of attention because of how
good looking he is. Well, it caught the attention of
Chloe Kardashian. One of his posts earlier this week, he said,
you know, someday a woman will ask me how my

(36:11):
school day was. And then Chloe commented and was like,
how was your day? He did comment back, but apparently
that wasn't enough, because yesterday he posts a follow up
video with a message for Chloe.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
All right, so, since my post kind of blew up
and your comment went a little viral, my entire town
knows about it, my students keep bugging me about it,
and my family group chat has just been NonStop. I
figured why not shoot my shot This Saturday, I have
a staff holiday party and I would absolutely love if
you came as my date. If you can't make that work,
then maybe Chris could add me to your holiday party.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
But in all seriousness, I'm.

Speaker 12 (36:47):
Going to be in southern California during winter break and
I would absolutely love to hear how the rest of
your day went.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
What do you just think? Ye?

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Totally totally why I'm with you. You should have.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Loved at the asking her to join him at the
at the staff party. Right there, that's it. You don't
go well. Actually, in seriousness, I'm going to be in
your air. No, you've blown it. At that point, people
have gassed you up. Too much on this thing. Invite
her to be your date to the staff party. That's cute.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Leave the ball in her court like that, you.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
Never know, Like that would go super viral if she
did show up, and maybe she would like but when
you're like, hey, I'm going to be in your town
over winter break, maybe we could. No, you blew it, dude,
it's done. It's over. You flew too close to the
sun and your wings melted.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I was thinking he kind of blew up by posting
the video at all because he seems a little awkward
or like uncomfortable in it.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Really, oh, it's major door culling. But again that part
it could have been cute and sweet. Just leave it
at the invite to the staff party.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I agree with you that it's like.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Wholesome and cute and like and then people because you know,
even if she doesn't show up, then ladies across the
country are just swooning.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You're right.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Then it was like, oh, he'll be there in all
seriousness'll be there for my winter break. Shut up, dude,
you blew it's over. Ball fumbled at the goal line.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Even the joke of like, or maybe Chris can invite
me to her her.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
That didn't land either.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
It's over, dorkright, moved on. Dude, he almost had it too, And.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
You wanted to be twining with this guy grab Yeah,
you said yesterday that this guy looks.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Just like you.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Now look now I've seen that. Now I've seen that. Yeah,
the door part we have in common, for sure, it's
in our DNA. I was just merely commented on the
video from that was kind of from far away that
we posted yesterday, because like the profile, like it looked
like me from far away. I've seen the video now him,
everyone sent me the DM Here's who I'm closed up like.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Okay, yeah, I don't know. I still think we kind
of resemble each other.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
He's still on our Instagram story if you miss If
you want to go check him out, go to JB
Morning Show on our ig. All right, Graham, let's get
to what you haven't trying to.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
All right, Another day, another viral incident involving away mo car,
this time in La. A mom posted a video to
TikTok saying, quote, I ordered a waim for my daughter
and a random was in the trunk. You guys seen this, No,
So the Waimo pulls up the video, and it is
a real video because she showed a follow up and

(39:08):
police officers were there and they were actually talking and
then they themselves, the mom and the daughter were talking
to Waimo, a customer support, and like then you can
see police officers talking to this guy.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Two.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
If you've never been in a Waymo before, they're like
these they're Jaguar cars, right, and trunk is not really
the right word. He's like, I picture trunk being like
closed in, you know, like you close the trunk kind
of car. This is like he's just over the back seats,
you know what I mean, It's open into that trunk area.
Does that make sense? Yeah, it's more of a hatchback
I guess, I don't know whatever you call that. So,
like they're talking to the guy and she's like, how

(39:41):
did you get in here? He's like, they put me
in here? And the mom's like, who's the they? And
she's like and he says the people. I don't know
if he was, you know, mentally unstable or whatever, but
there is a dude back there and he can't get out.
He can't let himself out, and the backs of the
seats are a little too high up, so I don't
think he can climb forward into the seats, if that
makes sense, so he sort of stuck back there. Obviously,

(40:04):
they alert authorities to this and are very shaken, although
in the follow up video it seems like they're scheduling
another Waimo ride to take the daughter wherever she's going.
Everyone in the comments is like, no, what are you
doing to find them? As that method of transportation. Weimo
again did confirm this was an actual incident and their
support team assisted the rider, they said, and everything was okay,

(40:26):
and they followed um up, followed up with them afterwards
and offered a credit for future rights for free or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
The guy who was in the trunk or no, the mom,
you know you were locked in one of.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Our trunks, don't you go.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
I don't know if that, if that guy was arrested
or what ended up happening with him, but it does
beg the question, and this is what a lot of
people want to know. Those cars are absolutely coded in
censors and cameras.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
The entire thing is one spinning sensor and camera.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
How is it possible for a guy to climb into
the trunk of a car and then have it driving
around and pick someone up on the next ride and
not know the guy is back there. That is a
major security issue, particularly because worst case scenario of all
riders you're about to is put your daughter into one.
Can you imagine you're about to put your daughter in

(41:16):
a car and some strange man pops up from behind
the back seat. This is an issue like, this is
a major issue.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
How did the car not know?

Speaker 8 (41:25):
And look where these waymo incidents are going viral because
they're they're rolling them out everywhere.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
There's tons of them, and they're going on.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
They're hitting the streets and cities all over and they're
hitting our cats and our dogs and a woman gives birth.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
In one that we talked about that yesterday.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
Everything's happening in Weymo's because just the sheer volume of
cars now they're out there. But how does a man
get into the back trunk area behind the back seats
and the car and the company not know?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
That's insane.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
That's an issue.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I mean, they should be allowed to go I mean
they should be able to go back and look at
those cameras or or.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh I'm sure I can't say because they we said
the same thing.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Uh in regard I know this is a little sidetracked,
but we said the same thing about the David case.
We find the body in the back of his tesla.
Those things are covered in cameras. Why can't they just
review that? Why didn't they they? Maybe they actually can't.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
Maybe they can, and you can't tell who the person
is or something, you know, who knows.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I'm sure they're trying to figure that part out. But
this one way, moo.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
You got some today, Yes, And if you want to
check out the video that Grandma was talking about of
the man in the back, the one that was recorded
by the women in La, It's JV Morning Show, The.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Good morning guys, it's your boy, Andy Luna.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
I woke up sick as a dog.

Speaker 16 (42:35):
Today, but I was hoping.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
You guys can help me.

Speaker 16 (42:38):
Give a huge shout out to my.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Beautiful baby girl, Cello. She's turning nine today. It's her birthday.
Happy birthday, baby.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Happy birthday, birthday.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Feel better, Andy Len great point.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, it's Wildity for nine were the base number one
hit music station. The JV Show. I'm Selena Room and
I'm Jess.

Speaker 15 (42:57):
How many days so Christmas fourteen guys, fourteen more days?

Speaker 7 (43:02):
How many days.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Until the JV Show goes to vacation?

Speaker 17 (43:05):
Really soon?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
All right? Happy Thursday, Happy Thursday.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
We're not comment on that.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Fourteen days, fourteen yeah, yeah until Christmas. Yeah, people start
complaining about anytime we take it down, I know.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
This is a good reminder though, if you are doing
some Christmas shop and I've noticed that, you know, even
on Amazon, it's like hopefully arrives before Christmas. You know
when they start changing it from the two day shipping
to all of a sudden arrives before Christmas, and then that.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Date sometimes moves, so get your orders in.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yes, a fact, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
how many days is still vacation?

Speaker 7 (43:41):
I mean, how many days until Christmas?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Forty nine?

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Can we talk to everyone in a relationship right now,
because today is a scary day, you guys.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Today is the biggest break up.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Day of the year. Wow, alert please.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Ground Today's the biggest break of.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Day more than two weeks before Valentine's Day. I thought
the biggest breakad day that you would be in January.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
I thought it was a day after the Super Bowl.
Not I don't know why I thought it was a
day after Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
No No, I read that.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Apparently this is like a phenomenon that has been observed
for years, with data suggesting that today is very significant
for some reason for relationship endings. That could be because
of increased pressure, financial stress, all because of the holidays.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
They're approaching. They're almost here.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yeah, I could see that you have.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
To start buying Christmas gifts.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
They have to go to that you know, the person's family, yes, party,
and you don't even like them.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
You don't want to hang out with their family.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
But right now, like anything after this point, it's going
to be too soon to the holidays. It's going to
be too obvious that you're breaking up with them because
of the holidays.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
But it's already too close.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
I think you got to break up two weeks before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Give me that date. It should be right after, like
Halloween or something that should be the most popular.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Still, the food, you still want to eat their family's food.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (45:01):
I would rather enjoy a drive through meal than awkwardly
sit at somebody else's family's Thanksgiving that I did not
want to be with.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
No.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
People say that, apparently this is close enough to the
holidays where to avoid awkwardness, but not so close to
where you're cruel.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
No, it's cruel.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
It's cruel.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
By today the eleventh, you should have already bought your
significant other at present or at least know what you're
going to buy them, And then you're instead going to
break up with them today.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
That is bold, they say.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
A lot of people. You know, we're getting closer to
the end of the year.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
People are kind of reevaluating their lives.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
Do I want to spend two hundred dollars on a
new vacuum for this person?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
They're looking for a fresh start. Oh yeah, a few years.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I could see that.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
So they're like, why am I even going to meet.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
The family if, like, I don't even want to start
the new year with this person.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
It's a good point.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
I mean, I guess you would rather get Well, let
me ask this, would you rather get broken up with
today December eleventh, and go through Christmas and New Year's
Eve all mopey? Or would you rather get broken up
with like on the third, right after the holidays, after
the holidays?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
No, because it's already I'm already depressed enough because.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
What was Christmas? And what was that New Years kiss
for it was.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
All a lie.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I think right after Christmas would be the more ideal
time because yet I would be single and sad.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
New Year, New Years.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes, my girls will dragging me out of the house
like no, you're coming up, like.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
I don't really want to go out. Yes, idea, let's go.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
That's a good point.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Okay, Yeah, slammed down like I don't know, thirty white
claws and just hit the dance floor looking for some
dude to smooch at midnight.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
You're right, I think Selena's got it.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
So between Christmas and New Year's that's.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
That sweet, sweet spute. Watch out, couples, if you guys
that strong relationship. Selena just gave a lot of people
an idea.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
All right, we're going to continue this meeting in the
ladies room. Coming up next here on Wild.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
The JV Show. On Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Morning JV Show. This is Frienday from senoc And I
was hoping and I'm a little late, but we woke
up late. I was hoping I could get a birthday
shout out for my baby boy Axel. He turns five today,
so he is so excited. Big five, Happy birthday baby.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
Oh yeah, happy birthday, too late for U?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Who the far by the way, where are the JV
show on Wild?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I'm Selena.

Speaker 15 (47:28):
Oh my god, guys, I literally will spit out my
whole little medicine bality from Starbucks because my heart has
an Elmo commercial playing and it just it just reminded
me of the Wild Thoughts yesterday, and oh my god,
it just crated me, like Elbow like, you're disgusting.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
You're you're disgusting.

Speaker 15 (47:53):
You guys are disgusting the other gross Biday from the IK.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
You don't blame us a second. We do have a
post show podcast we do on Tuesday's called Wild Thoughts.
Go listen to that. You need to be eighteen, maybe
maybe forty, yeah to listen to that. Yeah, And Elmo
is the disgusting one. Elmo left to talk back for us,
and we played it because it was so foul, Elmo, right,
shame on you. We had to play it in the
Wild Thoughts podcasts and and and air it there because

(48:18):
it's definitely not safe for the air. Ye, shame on you, Elmo.
But save Sesame Street. You guys donate if you can.
We have a spot running for them. Sessme Street, meats
your donation, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Graham, do you have anything for our meeting in the
ladies room?

Speaker 7 (48:29):
I do. Have you, ladies, ever heard of lightning? But no,
talk to the butt?

Speaker 8 (48:35):
Apparently this is an issue. And look, this is news
to me. I was not familiar with lightning, but.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
But I'm familiar with.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
Lightning, Queen, somebody totally different.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Lightning butt is a symptom of and it could have
a different medical causes for it. But apparently lots of ladies,
some guys too, but mostly ladies report.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Having but at least a few times a month.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
It's an sharp zap of pain that originates obviously in.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Your butt from a butt.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
That happened to.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
Me, And it's like a shooting pain sensation that that happens.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
Now.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
Look, generally it's caused from some sort of spasm of
the you know, or pelvic fuller muscles that muscles.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Down there and uh, just spasming.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
You're getting a spasm and it's delivering just this sharp
jolt of pain. They call it lightning. But ladies, have
you ever experienced lightning butt? Because again, this is the
first time I've ever heard of it.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Talk to the but I think I have like a
butt cramp.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
It's not really a cramp.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
It's more of like a sharp zap of pain and
then it just goes away. They say, it's just like
you get the sharp, you know, zap, and then nothing lingers.
There's no lingering pain. It just kind of goes away.
You ever, ha Selena, you look like you're over there
nodding like, yes, I am a lightning butt survivor.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I didn't know there was a name for it, but yeah,
every once in a while there's that and then yeah,
then it just like then it's it goes away, just
forget about it.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, I think like.

Speaker 7 (50:12):
An electric shock right there from.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
A butt, I don't think like it's so painful.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, after that never
happened to you.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
So, I mean I've had like, you know, crams.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
And like like pain, but not I don't think I've
had like a sharp pain back there.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
We talked to the box, but I'm not the only one.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And if people are reporting this happening to that.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Yeah, according to this research, like a lot of people
say they experienced this several times a month, and then
people that often Okay, you're more of.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
A bi annual lightning butt.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Maybe maybe maybe in an year, maybe maybe three three,
three four times, okay, so likely maybe quarterly.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
But a lot of people in this research say that
they experienced this a sudden sharp electric shock like pain
in and around the right there. And uh, look, this
article I was reading said there's a bunch of different
causes things that.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Could cause it.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
There's all sorts of explanations and none of them are
really any huge cause for concern. It can be anything
from you know, different medical conditions, I just some random
out of the blue kind of spasm cramping.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
It could be.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
I don't know now that.

Speaker 8 (51:33):
Is now that your life, now that you're listening and
just you maybe because a lot of people maybe you know,
you get that little zapp Oh wow, what was that?
Then you go about your day because it doesn't the
pain doesn't linger. So maybe you are just a hashtag
lightning but survivor and you just don't know it.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah, it's not that could be possible on your radar.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Maybe it like zapped all the way to my brain
and it like erased my memory.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
So if you could carry a lightning butt journal around
with you anytime you get a zap that way you'll jot.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
It down great ideata and then report that back to us.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yeah, now that I know about it, obviously I'll.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Be more aware obviously.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah. Anyways, Lightning but the JV show on Wild ninety
four nine.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
Got an actual lightning butt diagnosis caused from my pregnancy,
and it happened all the time.

Speaker 18 (52:18):
While I was pregnant with my second kid, but not
my first.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
So I was just talking about because I came across
this article yesterday about lightning butt and I was like,
I have never ever heard of this before to the butt,
and apparently a lot of people have.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
And there you go.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
There's a lightning butt survivor brave enough to come forward
and share their lightning but struggles here on the air.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Selena, do you think that pregnancy had anything?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
It probably did.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
It probably did happen more pregnant because it doesn't happen
too often.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
Again it now right, it's like they say, it's like
a sharp electric.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Zap, you know, straight away from a butt.

Speaker 18 (52:52):
Good morning TV show, So you guys are talking about
the whole lightning bud. I have had her about some
of my friends talking about it, but they get that
germ in certain times of the month, if you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
So I think it's pretty common.

Speaker 18 (53:12):
So yeah, well you guys have a good day.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
By Yeah, Grammy did say it's more common amongst women.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
It is, then men.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
I'm also shocked that this is not something that you know,
those commercials whenever it's like a rim voke and it's
some prescription drug you've never heard of, and they're like,
side effects may include nausea, vomiting, the drowsy noess, diarrhea
of lightning, prolonged hookups, lots of fingerprints. You know, it's
just like stuff fingers, just like all whatever, Like the
most ridiculous side effects you've ever heard?

Speaker 7 (53:38):
How is lightning? But not I've ever been listening the.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Hottest It's odd.

Speaker 14 (53:48):
Vote, the music, movies, shows, and the most talked about
stories happening today in the Bay.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
All right, did you guys know that Justin Bieber is
selling three D printed shoes?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Huh yeah, go check these on our Instagram story jav
Wait Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
So over the weekend his Skylark brands didn't even know
he had a new brand, but he unveiled this brand
earlier this year. Skylark teamed up with footwear tech company
Zellerfeld to show their new shoe called the earth Bender.
They did a four day pop up in Tokyo where
people could buy these bright lilac colored shoes.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
They kind of look like soccer cleats.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That's where they took a lot of inspiration from which
in a million years wear are these things?

Speaker 7 (54:29):
What in the adult toilet? Is this? Are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Like?

Speaker 7 (54:33):
It belongs to a Good Vibrations adult store.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
I don't know that I would wear them fashion wise,
but I want to try them because they kind.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Of look like crocs.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
They look like they're made out of the same thing
that a croc would be. They're probably comfortable, but they
look so stupid.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
They're horrifyingly ugly. They look like a cross between Thoughts
and Easy's or something. This looks like if you told
me Kanye invented this. It looks like that.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
But this, I don't.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
This color looks particularly like something that should tell some
batteries that finds in her mom's night stand, you.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Know what I mean? That's what I'm good. That's the
vibe I'm getting from these things.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
So go check those out on our ig story really quick.
Some pretty big names going to be involved in the
next met Gala. We already talked about how the bezos
Is are financing Bezi, the Bezi's Bezos financing the entire thing. Well,
yesterday Vogue announced that three really big celebrities are going
to be working alongside Anna Wintur, Beyonce, Nicole Kidman, and

(55:31):
Venus Williams will all be co chairs for the twenty
twenty six met Gala. Beyonce kind of a surprise there,
because she hasn't even been to the Met Gala since
like twenty sixteen, and now she's going to be one
of the ladies helping to plan the celebrity guest list
because you know it's in by only. They're also in
charge of like decor for the event and then curating.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
The menu for the nights.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
That's what the co chairs really and the theme, in
case you forgot the part is what it is?

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Who used the fart? And once more, for good measure,
who use the farc?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
All right, Graham, what do you have? All right?

Speaker 8 (56:08):
Time Magazine just unveiled the twenty twenty five Person of
the Year.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
Drum roll please, actually any guesses? I don't know? Person
who was big this year. Now.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Look, it's not like it's not the person here. Doesn't
mean it's like the best person of the year. It
just means the person that shaped and grabbed the most
headlines over the.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Previous Taylor Swift.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Nope, Katyary Swift got it.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
I think two years ago, twenty twenty three, Taylor Swift
was the person here. Last year was the president City Swings. Katy,
none of that. It's actually not a person.

Speaker 18 (56:45):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Time Magazine's twenty twenty five Person of the Year.

Speaker 13 (56:50):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
And it's not a cash. The architects of AI were
named Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Today they're saying
twenty twenty five was the year that artificial intelligence roared
into view with no turning back. In a social media post,
Time magazine said, quote for delivering the age of thinking machines,
for wowing and worrying humanity, for transforming the present and

(57:13):
transcending the possible. The Architects of AI are Times twenty
twenty five Person of the Year. That doesn't really make
sense because it's a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
People, but people.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
It's all just people that are working on AI, of
which there are tens of thousands of million.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
I don't know how many lots.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
So that sucks though, because the people that do, they're
not even getting recognition for real, because they're lumped into
this group in this article.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
I mean, while I agree, AI is probably the thing
that has shaped the most headlines and garnered the most
conversation this year, it did beat out, you know a
few other people.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
The new Pope, Pope Leo, you.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Guys should have been I mean, he I feel like
definitely should have been in consideration, given you know, all
the build up to finding out who the next Pope
was going.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
To be, the post draft, that big twenty.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Five Pope draft, that was a big one.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
That's some other big names on that list as well,
you know, some different politicians New York Mayor elect Azoron
Mondami that was another a popular potential candidate, as well
as Sam Altman.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
He's open AI.

Speaker 8 (58:17):
You know, chat Gipt's made head Han show dude, but
he sort of is lumped in there. I guess with
the architects of AI, what there you go.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Next year's Person of the Year is probably going to
be an AI character.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
AI influencer. So with the twenty twenty sixth selection, Time
Magazine selects fake influencer and influencer.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Hey, this is iHeart Radio and iHeart we are guaranteed
human humans affair, don't for us.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Going back to something we were talking about a little earlier, like.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Lightning, but lightning, but this is something that I had
no idea of. This is news to me that many
and some guys experience lightning butts, a sharp intense pain
from your you know, from the butt, talk to the butt.

Speaker 10 (59:07):
Okay, you guys, I'm so happy that this was brought up.
I feel like you just read my mind.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Graham.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
I was just talking to my husband yesterday asking him
if he's ever experienced a lightning butt because it hurts.
I usually experience it with when it's that time of
the month and it really sucks. Jess, you're very lucky
to be a survivor or to not.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Have to survive it.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Keeping a journal from now on.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
Yeah, she's going to journal her like butt to tract
the symptoms. She doesn't know if she's a survivor not.
Selena said she is a survivor. Hashtag hands strong, hashtag
we will rebuild.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
All right, So what do people want for the holidays.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
So I want to know how you feel about the
number one thing that Americans want for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
It is cash.

Speaker 8 (59:55):
Give it to me cash, actual stacks of real paper money,
or just like what's your cash app?

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Like, let me send you some money one.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Either one or even things like getting your bills paid.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Another thing that'd be nice.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
If you could log into my PG in the account
just pay that next bill.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Wenning, we've been running the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Heat a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You could come in this sugar Daddy Santas.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Seriously, Well, that's the top thing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Apparently, fifty eight percent of Americans, according to this new survey,
would prefer the gift of cash.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
We're in an affordability crisis, right, yeah, crisis. Everybody in
this country that's going to work day in and day
out is getting squeezed right now, beyond belief. If you're rich,
a tech billion or whatever, you're having a great time.
Billions are just stacking upon billions. But for the rest
of us, we're getting squeezed.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Right It's about just I just think about yesterday.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
And my drive home, the tolls going up fifty cents
after they already went up a dollar a year ago.
I hit two bridges every day, the Bay Bridge in
the park is crazy. That's one dollar a day and
you're like, eh, a dollar a day.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
Well, ever add that up over the entire year. What
that like? What kind of hit is coming to your wall?

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
And a lot of people commute have the same sort
of thing, and it's like, when you add that up,
we're talking about hundreds of dollars a year. A year
that's suddenly added to our budgets. We're subtracted from our budgets.
I don't remember voting on that, but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Would you guys actually gift somebody money for the holidays?

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Well, fidless unless they asked, Unless that's the thing that
was on their wishless and that's what they asked for,
then yeah, But I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Just rarely do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, unless it's like a teen where it's like, I
know all they want is don't use this money.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Don't you feel like you have to?

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
That's somehow getting the gift card rather than giving somebody
twenty five bucks in cash because you're like that seems
pretty impersonal. I'm going to get him a twenty five
dollars gift card, as if that's somehow better to Starbucks,
And like in actuality, it's not better, because then you
wind up with a dollar and twelve cents left on
there that you don't ever use, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
You're better off.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
Giving the twenty five dollars and letting them to say
if they want to take it to Starbucks or not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
That's a good point.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
But then don't you think there's like something about getting
like a gift?

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Agreed?

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Yeah, And I'm not saying it has to be something expensive,
like if it's something even that somebody made for you,
I think, yeah, all I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
Want to artwork made out of dry macaroni noodles. I'll
take the cash instead.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
But times are tough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
But if that's all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Somebody can afford to make for you, and they want
to do something nice, you're gonna I think it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Yeah, I think it's sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I don't know a lot of people that give or
even get money. It's always a gift.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Let me enter this into evidence, Selena. That's what you
got for Christmas? Last year you got except that you
got cash? Your husband? Do you not remember this? Because
I I remember it because I get roasted year in
and year out, every single year. You guys roast me
for the guests I give my wife, and then thank
you to your husband who came in and just took
the I just passed the torch right onto him because

(01:02:54):
he gave you cash for Christmas. I don't feel like
you've got significant substantially roasted for that, like you should have.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah for he but I liked it, yeah, because.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
I remember it being a pretty sizable sum. So who
wouldn't lie I enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
That wasn't on your wish list.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
No, but I didn't have a wishless. I never asked
for anything, you know, And he's the only person who
I know who will and he doesn't like for like
my mom, for example, he'll give my mom money because
like he doesn't go out gift shopping. So like whatever
your holiday comes around, oh, here's here's money.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
But is that the easy way out?

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Like, like to back to the thing you just said,
I'd rather have something thoughtful made out of macaroni and
Elmer's glue on a piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
It is, But I think I think it's I kind
of sense that things are changing just a little bit
because times are tougher now that more people would rather
have like, if you're willing to give the cash, than
give the cash.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Well, I agree with that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
I mean I agree with that. We all look, everybody
would want it. I'm just coming from a guy who's
been roasted for his gift giving about things not being
thoughtful as I've gotten my wife, because look, my wife
doesn't never ask, very rarely ask for anything. I just
listen all your long and then I have a notes
thing in my phone and I just jot down the
things that she says she needs.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
And you guys could kill me for that, because sometimes
the thing is.

Speaker 8 (01:04:06):
As bachelor or a vacuum or whatever, some new doorhobs
or whatever it may be, and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It kill be something thoughtful.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
But that stuff is more thought full.

Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
Than straight cash because I have put some thought into
it by being attentive and good husband listener. But you
guys can roast on for the gifts. I fine roast me,
but whatever. At least I'm like, this dude's paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, I guess, Yeah, you have a point that I'm
gonna Yeah, I'm still gonna have to all.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
It makes a good bit. We'll discuss after Christmas what
I got this year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
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