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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Fortnight you Taylor Swift. Oh,
oh my god, Oh my gosh, my gosh, oh my gosh.
You guys know how long a fortniteis? She's talking about touching some
dude for a fortnight. I doknow, so I'll let you guys guess.
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Jeff and Jess, how long isa fortnight? I'm gonna say for
forty eight hours? Nope, CHETIhow long is a fortnight? I'm gonna
say a decade. Ak fortnight isa decade? Selena, would you like
to tell on two weeks? Twoweeks is a fortnight? I just got
that out five minutes ago. Ithought it was a video game. So
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yeah, that's different. So thatis new Taylor Swift featuring post Alone,
obviously off the brand new album TheTortured Poets Apartment. The music video for
that one is dropping later today,I think five PM. That's really exciting
for swifties. Can we talk aboutthe beginning of that song? Grandma'm assuming
you didn't have your headphones on.I didn't. I came in midwin just
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when they started to four or four. One of the things that everyone is
talking about is she admits that shewas a functioning alcoholic and says that she
was supposed to be sent away.Really that's literally how she opens that song.
Oh you think that's true? Ican see it. Yeah, me
too. She likes the party,yeah yeah, but I mean, in
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all the stress of being Taylor Swift, I don't know, all the training
that we saw going into this tour, you know, just it seems very
unlike her to be before the tour. Yeah. Maybe before the tour,
during the awards show, she wasliving her best. She's always got a
drink in her hands. I mean, she's Taylor Swift and had telling she
was wasted alcohol wherever she goes.It's true, I mean it could.
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I mean, it very well couldbe. It just doesn't. It seems
very out of character for how controlledshe is and her how controlled her image
is. I don't know that that'svery surprising. Do you think her admitting
this is her trying to like breakaway from that controlled image? Maybe?
Can I ask another question? Yes, slightly related, but also unrelated.
When the hell did dealer have timeto record this whole album? And it's
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a double album, right, Imean it's a double album. Yeah.
When I think like thirty songs,maybe more. I don't wish it when
on tour forever, you're like amassive a massive tour and a massive amount
of preparation into that tour and Idon't know, and three hour shows every
other night or however often she andthen the rest of the time she was
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getting smashed by Jason Kelcey Travis Kelceybefore that, right, So like,
when did this? I don't whendid it happen? I don't know.
It was during the tour though,That's when she was working on it,
because I feel like she had herlast album, right, and then she
went out on this tour and shewell, she prepped for the tour,
which took a long time, andthen she went out on the tour and
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then all of a sudden, nowwe have this much new music. When
did it happen? I'm a fewI feel like most of it had to
have been done before she went onthe Air's tour. But there are a
lot of songs about Matt Healy andyou know, Travis Kelsey references, so
I think, you know, maybelike the newer stuff happened recently. It's
very elast, it's very impressive.I mean wow, I need that all
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right. Crazy cash happens every hourten pass and wildony for nine that is
your chance to win a thousand dollars. So that's on standby. We're gonna
get to that in just a fewminutes. First, something we do every
Friday morning, Cheety, no offense, But you tweet a lot. Okay,
Graham would say not enough. Isay you tweet too much. But
Fridays we do a dramatic reading,well Graham does of your tweets. I
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haven't taken my three hour nap inthree days? What is wrong with me?
I hate you? What is wrongwith you? Take a three hour
nap? It feels so good,you know after work, you just so
tired from driving, like almost inthe Bay Area. I just little look
towards the end. So you justget tired. And I haven't been able
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to sleep these past three days,like take a nap, and I've been
going to bedley. I don't know, but yesterday I finally got to take
my three hour nap. My twoyear old is, or my almost two
year old is sleep regressing, andso is Cheaty. Yeah, they're both
regression. It's tough. It istough. Smur Green retrograde. That's why
extra extra cranky when that happens.Both Mom and Cheety your blanky. Can
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we just go back to it?I mean, we're just talking about all
the things that Taylor Swift accomplished,you know, just an incredible volume of
stuff, and then do you everlook at your own life and you're like,
here's what I'm doing today? Threehour nap? You know? Do
you think we would have the TorturedPoets Department and Taylor Swift took three hour
naps every day? Nope? No, not a chance. But I'm not
Taylor Swift and I don't drive tobe on that level. That's a good
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point. That's a good point.I can't ever say I pay attention to
detail, because clearly I don't.What are you so mad about, you,
guys, I've been getting to beall week and it's just been the
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day after day. We got toget it together. What can we do
to get it together? Over here? I'm double checking now with Chess and
AI to make sure I spelled everythingcorrectly. They have this, They have
this thing called spell check. It'sbeen around way before AI. You just
but the site that we use itdoesn't automatically like tell you what spelling is
wrong like in the So I don'tknow, I'm supposed to know the platform
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that we post our podcast. Yes, it does not spell check that when
you enter, just when you typeout a description of what happened on the
day show. If you don't podcastthe JV show, that's there is a
podcast that you can listen to ourentire show. You're missing a lot of
good stuff you don't podcast our show. But yeah, you can type in
a little description and no, itdoes not spell check. I just I
mean, do you ever wonder howI did it? For all the years
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where there was no spelling errors inthere? How did you do it?
Graham? Well? If no wordhis brain? Well mostly I just know.
But you could also just cut andpaste, yeah, into like Microsoft
word or one of the other wordyou know, the document programs that they
provide for us here at our computer. That's a good idea, and then
you just paste it right back.That's smart. Yeah, Okay, okay,
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though, okay, let's use officialintelligence for that, right, I
got it? Yeah, yeah,I don't even know what to do,
Not that I was ever going torun a marathon, but after watching these
tiktoks, it's a no for me, negative chance. Oh my gosh.
Why I saw this TikTok. Thisguy was running and he kind of in
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his pants. Yeah, and itwas so disgusting. And I did not
know that was a thing for runnersthat sometimes they just yeah. I was
like, I can't do that.There's videos of people going, wow running,
Oh are you ready to yah?Yeah, yeah, you don't have
time to pull over and stop andlike put that toilet seat covered down on
that porta potty toilet. You know, it's a mess in there, and
then you got to lay out anotherseat cover on the other side and then
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fold up a little toilet paper.By then you've lost the race. Why
don't they wear diapers? It's toomuch drag actually way down. Yeah,
we're really thin running shorts. Ijust can't the same run in the first
place. You sign up for thesethings. Yeah, that's the thing I've
never understood. Like everybody's I wantto run a marathon someday. I don't
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like, after four or five miles, that's it. That's a long enough
run. You can go four orfive miles really not currently, But they
say there's I thought I thought therewas like a lot of studies that showed,
like running twenty six point two milesis bad for your body, Like
you your body can't it's not reallybuilt for that. It's really tough on
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your on your entire body, inyour in your system. So why are
we putting ourselves through that? Ithink for people probably just gives them that
sense of achievement They've done something incrediblydifficult. Who cares if it's bad for
your body? Everything we do isbad for our body. I mean,
do you don't you get the samesense of achievement when you win Edward Scissorhands,
So that's not good for your bodyRed forty Hands. Yeah, I
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do take pride in winning that.We should play that, by the way
on the air, But I don'tknow love that one more. Wow.
I was gonna say hold off onone more because people are people want their
money gram. We have to givepeople the chance to win it fine the
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JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, So I do apologize. We did
not do the first talkback of theday. We got a little sidetracked,
or at least I did, becausewe played new Taylor Swift. We started
talking about that, which we'll becovering all morning. As we played new
tracks from the album. But let'sdo it now the first talkback of the
day. Come morning Jav's show,Just me and my daughter. You're having
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one of our breastsfeeding conversations. Shewas wondering people in Hollywood actually call each
other by their real names, youknow, instead of jay Z just Beyonce,
call him Sean or Cardi B forinstance, to people really call her
del calis Marlene? Just wondering that'sa good jay. I've always wondered that
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because Cardi B will always post videosand she when she mentions Offsets, she
calls him Set, not like hisreal name. So but is she calling
him that behind closed doors? Ican't imagine yelling for my husband and calling
him offsets or Set. I feellike there's a lot of people that aren't
their name, Like isn't as justa cemented in there where they probably call
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him by their real name. Butthen I think you get like your your
I mean bad example, but yourp ditties. I think they call him
Diddy no matter what I think.So even if you're like a like a
romantic partner, do you think youcall him? I don't know. I
remember asking this to JV and Aatasha. I remember asking Natasha. I was
like, do you call him JVat home? Or do you call him
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Jeff? You know, nobody wasallowed to call him Jeff, But I
think she said she still called himJV. I think so too. I
think you get used to it,Like I always, this is your life.
You can speak to this with authority. What happens at your home?
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Tell us, well, in myhouse, we don't. We don't even
use names. You call each otherbabe. But like if I had to,
like he'll call me like, Iguess I'm talking to family and stuff,
He'll say, Carolyn, you knowwhat I mean. I don't know
some other woman. I guess familyparties, which one do they pick?
They they don't use Selena. Andthat's something I've I've always I've always kind
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of said, I think it comesdown to when you meet that person.
Because I have friends that met meas Selena, so I expect to still
be called Selena. People that I'veknown long, long before can call me
from what I went by, youknow, way back then. That's got
to be interesting when you get thosedifferent groups of people together and everyone's like,
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wait, who are we talking about? Carol said this, Yeah,
but Selena said this. I don'tknow if you figured out. I can't
imagine calling you Carolyn, You're Slaine. No. I know. To me,
I know, and I would beupset if you called me anything else.
You have no right to do that. All right, Did you guys
know that break dancing is going tobe a sport at this upcoming Olympic No,
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let's go yes. Wow, Soit was a sport. They included
it at the twenty eighteen Youth Olympicsin Argentina and they say it did really
well. It topped a million viewers. So now they're going to bring it
to the bigger stage. It's goingto be at the Paris Olympics this year,
and they have like a lot oflike the top B Boys or whatever
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they're called, that are like readyto compete, and there's going to be
one for men and one for women. Do you guys feel about a break
dancing category? I like it entertaining, I guess yeah. I think it'll
be fun. But you guys considerit a sport. Let me phrase it
that way. Yes, dance basedon the based on the tricks they do.
Yes, I don't know why I'mstill stuck in this like old school
mentality, and I'm not I knowit's incredibly difficult and not many people can
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do it, Like you need aninsane amount of physical strength to pull off
the moves that they do. SoI'm not trying to downplay how tough it
is, but for some reason,I just I just feel like soccer is
a sport, Baseball is a sport, Football is a sport, basketball,
those are sports. Dancing. Ijust don't have a hard time wrapping my
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brains around. Okay, do yousee cheerleading as a sport. Not really
what I've learned, that's not itis for me. They were upset.
Let's okay, let's step back andlook at some other Olympic sports, because
yeah, I agree that the sportsyou rattled off they're sports, the sports,
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right, but let's look at iceskating. Figure skating. The majority
of a figure skating routine is notthat far different from a break dancing routine,
right, A lot of spinning around, a lot of artistic movements and
art movements, and it's set tomusic. It's choreographed to a song,
and they swoosh around the ice andit's you know, they they're judged in
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all these categories of artistic impression,and you know these other things are You're
like, what the hell is thatmean? I don't know, And it's
totally subjectively based the judging. Andyes, there are some it does take
a lot of physical talent to pulloff the jumps and the things they do,
but a lot of it is like, it's just a dance on ice,
right, Ice dancing is ice dancing. I'm pretty sure it's an Olympic
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a winter Olympic sport. That's notthat far off. So break dancing to
me, that makes sense. Andthen look at some of the events in
gymnastics. Again, I've had thistake before and all the gymnasts got mad
at me, but you know theone where they're twirling the ribbon and stuff.
Look, break dancing to me isway more of a sport than some
of the some of the rhythmic gymnasticsstuff. Yeah, the gymnasts are gonna
be mad at me for saying that, But if that's in the Olympics,
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breakdancing should definitely be. I knowwhat you're saying. Look all those things
you just listed, they don't reallythey don't fall into my definition of what
a sport actually is. But we'regonna include all of those, and it
makes sense to also include breakdancing.I definitely think it's a sport. I
like something. I just don't likethe label sport. It's something it's closed
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to sports. It's up. Imean, it's out there as far as
the physical you know what it takesto pull it off. But I don't
like that word for it for somereason. See, we're gonna differ there.
I think they are indeed sports onehundred percent. The thing that I
like, the that I would preferthe Olympics was was things that are it's
measurable. I don't like when it'ssubjective judging because then you have the figure
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skater go out, they do thisgreat routine. They're like, just go
to the Russian judge and they givethem a two, and you're like,
what everyone else give him an eight? Like, I don't like subjective judging.
I want to know who's the fastest, who can live the most,
who can jump the highest, whocan I want to know there's a winner,
your time it or whatever, oryou measure it, or one team
beats the other. I like thatstuff. There's no judge, there's no
let's go to the judges and seewhat they get for our style, you
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know, in the big air competition. I don't like it. Someone can
hate it exactly. I don't likethat stuff that the JV show on Wild
ninety four nine for twenty is tomorrow. Anyone have any plans? By the
way, they one partaking, Nonobody on the show for twenty. It's
like a such a big iconic BayArea holidays. I don't do it normally,
but I'm considering. Oh but I'llprobably shake it out and be like
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no, no, no, no, I'm too say, want to throw
back at Able on a Saturday nightnormal weekend anyway? Yeah, it's not
not at all by normal weekend,not at all, but every now and
again, sure why not. Asyou know, Hippie Hill canceled, boom,
Everyone's probably still going to show upanyways, which is like a growing
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concern because it's not gonna be enoughsecurity or like safety, you know,
precautions and plate yeah, oh yeah, And Matt, what do you guys
think about this? There are alot of other things happening around the Bay.
How do you feel about something they'recalling four twenty Cereal Cinema? This
is at New Parkway Theater in Oaklandtomorrow morning. It says we're your favorite
pajamas for Awaken bag party with SaturdayMorning cartoons and all you can eat cereal.
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I love that. I love that. It's a awesome. It does
sound like a room full of peoplehaven't brushed their teeth though, that with
the cotton mouth, but I feellike the smell would just you can't even
smell anything other than that loud.So that's only going to be outdoors in
edibles only indoors. Wash your jammisand brush your teeth before you go to
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that one. Please. There's acelebration called up in Smoke. This is
in Berkeley tomorrow noon to midnight.It's an all day for twenty event with
live Stoner comedy, pro wrestling.I have some questions about that. There's
gonna be like reggae, live DJSAIDs food, drinks, and a lot
of like vendors and things probably dowithout the wrestling. Interesting part. That's
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gonna be very And then there's gonnabe a four twenty cocktail competition in Emoryville.
This one's actually gonna be on Sunday. Excuse me, it's that tipsy
Putt. Did you guys know there'slike a speak easy style bar inside Tipsy
Putt. No, Apparently they sayit's like a not so secret secret.
This is news to me. Ididn't know about this. It's called the
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Trophy Club. So it's gonna beinside there four twenty competition. It's gonna
be inside the Trophy Club. Outeverything she just said, the location of
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there. We only have a coupleof minutes. Let's talk about this new
Flavort's see if it can get agasp. New flavor alert for cup noodles.
And I thought Jess heating a cupnoodles. She was bringing one to
the kitchen the other day. Wewent to Walgreens and we you know,
I was creaming one. All right, So I want to ask you first,
would you like this new flavor everythingbagel with cream cheese. No,
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but why you haven't even given ita chance? Everything delicious, A lot
of good flavors there. They sayit's gonna have the seasonings of sesame seeds,
poppy seeds, garlic, dried onion, and carraway seeds. I don't
know what those are, but apparentlythey find their way onto and everything bugle
and then a creamy cheese flavor inthe noodle. I guess I'm not exactly
sure how they achieved that. Ithink this can be really good or just
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really really really bad good. Sowe're trying it Monday because I'm buying it.
You can get them right now exclusively. It's like Walmart stores or Walmart
dot com. They say are abouta buck eighteen each. I mean,
I do like bagels. I thinkthe cream cheese flavored is what I don't
want. It's all milky. It'sgonna be like liquid cream cheese. I
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doubt it's gonna be like that,is it. No, it's it's just
gonna have a flavor. If it'sjust the flavor of it. I'm a
packet of powdered. I saw TikTokand she was eating it and it looked
like it was milk. Aw andalso try it sounds good. You would
think about all the different pastas thatwe love that have a cream based sauce
on them. You're fred of chini, alfredos and stuff. You're like,
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oh, noodles and cream. It'slike soupy. It makes it sound like
soggy. Yeah, there's tons ofsoggy. Again, your stroganofs yours.
Things like that made at home orat a restaurant. You're not buying it
from a shelf and not knowing howlong it's been sitting there. All the
spoiler alert here you go forever.All the cup noodles that you're eating have
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probably been on the shelf somewhere forten years collecting dust. Those things never
go bad. Yeah, but forsome reason, the regular flavors, I'm
okay, is there another flavor?No breakfast flavor, but I think that's
been out for the breakfast the mostlast year that had sausage, eggs,
pancakes, maple syrup flavor. Theydid that one. I don't think we
ever tried that, but we didn't. I'm gonna bring both. God that
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one. I'm curious about that one. I want to try. I want
to try the cream cheese one nowthough, Godest it's all the stuff you
need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most
talked about stories happening today in theBay. So Zandia has now weighed in
on Euphoria season three. As youknow, HBO said last month that season
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three was still on, they justdidn't know when, and that the creator
of the show, remains committed tomaking an exceptional third season. However,
in the meantime, he was allowingthe show stars to pursue other things because
they have just blown up over theyears. Well Sundania she is an executive
producer of Euphoria, and even sheseemed unsure if season three would actually happen.
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She was asked this week about theshow, and she says that she's
not in charge of whether or notthere's a season three, but she would
love to do a new season andact as rue that's her character, as
she said, quote, that's beyondme, very positive. I mean,
it's kind of the more time thatpasses, the harder it is going to
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be to wrangle everybody back into producingthis, And the more time that passes,
the less does the demand lesson.Yes, are your characters? Yes.
As much as I loved that showand I wanted a new season to
happen, I'm over it by now. I'm like, just cancel it,
because now at this point, ifwe're waiting let's say another year and a
half to two years, I forgotwhat happened. Like we're over, We're
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gone. So yeah, that's right. That was gonna be one of the
questions I asked because I didn't watchit, and I guess this would be
a spoiler alert if you're still gonnawatch it. But did like the last
season end on some sort of cliffhanger, like do we need are there a
bunch of unanswered questions that we needto know? Or could they be like,
yeah, we had a great run, we we'll end it there.
It did end on a cliffhanger.Oh, spoiler alert. Well, unfortunately,
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the one of the actors that wason that last scene was Angus.
Did you say fortunately? Unfortunately?Oh? I thought you said fortunately.
I was like, wow, no, no, no, no, no,
no, unfortunately. Yeah, SoI don't think there's any going back
to that. Yeah, but don'tyou want to know as a fan of
the show, now, aren't youif it did end on kind of a
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cliffhanger, don't you want to knowwhat had happened? No? Part of
me still hopes it happens and theyget it together and put this new season
out. But if they didn't,I'm I kind of don't care. Yeah
too, I feel like they gotsaw I'm only on season one, episode
one, oh, episode zero,right now, I just feel like they
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need to do it soon otherwise goingto burn out here. Yeah, it's
already, It's almost done, allright. So imagine going to your local
neighborhood Chili's, and there's someone fromvander Pop Rolls working the bar. Sheena
Shee was working at Chili's this weekin the San Fernando Valley. She had
on the Chili's uniform. She's makingdrinks, she's taking orders to tables.
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Graham, if you saw this,would you actually believe it's her? Would
you be like, this is somebodywho clearly just looks like her. I
would probably think it's someone that lookslike her. I would too, But
it was actually her. I didn'tknow that before she got big from reality
TV. She actually used to workat Chili, so she was kind of
like familiar with everything there. Butthis was part of a promotion. She
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and Katie Maloney they recently introduced Chili'snew espresso martini but instead of vodka,
it's tequila. Kind of like alittle promotional run that they were doing just
the one time thing. Well,both of those ladies were they when they
started filming this show. They wereservers at one of Lisa Vanderpump's restaurants,
so they know their where around therestaurant industry. And if she used to
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work at a Chili's, that tracksalso just what's wrong with Chili's Nothing.
But if you watch the show andwatched know her like the tracks, it
just fits. I'm not surprised atall by that. I like the fact
that she worked there before and nowshe's going back and doing that. I
hate when other celebrities are just like, I'm gonna work at Donald's for one
day just to see how it is, because I'm like, they make it
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sound like it's like an easy thing, and I feel like we've seen celebrities
before go into a fast food placeand try to work there for the day,
making it seem like it's easy,and just you know, I feel
like it usually is for like promotions, like we had Ben Affleck work at
Duncan and like everyone is like beingroute to him and but I drive through.
So that's why I like that sheahad worked there before, so it's
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like she had already experienced that.This makes that a better collaboration the beginning.
Yea. And I think there's somepeople that see these people on vander
Pump Rules or whatever show and they'requote unquote working in one of these restaurants,
and you kind of identify, like, Wow, they're trying to make
their rent in Hollywood and whatever andhave to pay. And then you read
these articles about what they're getting paidto be on vander Pump Rules and all
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these things. Yeah, that turnsout the only reason they're doing that is
just so they can shoot the show, because they're making hundreds of thousands of
dollars a year. That makes meso much. That's frustrated. The JV
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Yes, Crazy Cash is back hereon Wild so I have your chance to
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Is the Andrew from Sunny Vale?Is the missing word? Massage? Hope
you guys have a good day.We're good That guest right there, Listen
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to people, it's the word isnot massage. We're about to send one
hundred people back for their second guestbecause that is the I mean, overwhelming
most popular guest. Probably had onehundred people say massage already. It's not
that, So guess again, gofor your second guest. Let's go all
right, you getta yo yo yo, your boy Jacob from the South Bay.
(27:45):
Uh, my guess is pregnancy?Pregnancy? That is a good guess.
Selena answered that question. Would yourather have a long, gentle,
soft pregnancy that lasts a long timeor would you rather have just like it's
rough, it's brutal, but itis over quick. I'll take the Do
you mean the actual pregnancy part orlabor? The actual pregnancy part from the
time you get pregnant, at thetime you have a cap take a long,
(28:07):
gentle aim for the week. Iknow, I know. That's that's
why it's a good question. That'sa great it's a good one. Happy
Friday JV show. This is Michelleas a No from Channel Day and our
guest is shower shower short, roughshower. No, if you're taking a
(28:29):
shower with cold water, that's rough. I guess I like the long.
Yeah, me to see me warm, gentle, gentle, relaxing. Yeah,
all that all right, So noone's gonna yet continue to leave your
guesses on the talkback Mike will playmore of them next the JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine, we areplaying our what the bleep game? It's
for your chance to win the JVShow Chug mug. Here's how it works.
(28:52):
Okay, seven o five, that'swhen the game starts. You want
to be here then, because ifyou're the first person to guess the bleeped
out word, you win it thechug. Okay, you got to be
quick with it. So I amgoing to play this clip one more time.
As always, if you ever dowant to leave your guys, that
talk back Mike on the Eye Heartapp is always open. Now Here is
today's clip, Ladies, would yourather have a longer, softer, gentler
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or would you rather have a that'sreally rough but over super quick? Hm,
that's a tough one. What isthat bleeped out word? Let's go
to your guesses Morning and JBS Show. This is unique one Hee from west
Side, So I'll say I thinkthe bleeped out word is petticure. Have
a good day, heady, cure. Dang it. Good guess though,
(29:36):
that is a good guess. Youdon't want a rough one. Why do
I always act like they don't noticethe blood? They don't want you to
feel embarrassed you're bleeding because you're aweekly guys. It's Brittany and Amaya in
San Jose, and we think thatthe bleach out word is boat right,
(30:00):
boat ride? I want a roughboat ride. You don't want a rough
ride. No rough riders for life. From my guess for the Bleep Network
is workout. I hope I gotthis one right today because I literally got
it yesterday and I didn't gets fastenough. Okay, thank you for playing
(30:22):
in the morning. Answer that questionthough really quick? Would you rather have
that moral you know, at yourown pace workout or like it is brutal
you feel like you're gonna throw up, but the workouts done in like five
minutes and you're set for the day. Brutal? Yeah, done with it?
Long, Good morning j V show. This is Jason Santose. My
(30:45):
guess is gonna be what way thatone get over? Get it over quick.
It's gonna be tough and rough,but just be done with you don't
want to be a calming and soothingexperience. Just do it. Rip it
all off like a band aid.All right. Up until that point,
up until like one minute ago,no one got it correct. But I
think I see the correct answer hasjust come in you guys. Let's listen.
(31:10):
Hey, this is Katie from Nevado, and I think the missing word
is breakup. Katie from Nevado.Okay, right before the mother. Seriously,
all right, today's clip here itis unbleep. Ladies. Would you
rather have a longer, softer,gentler breakup or would you rather have a
(31:30):
breakup that's really rough but over superquick? All right? So answer that
question, because there are some breakupsthat go well, I still I love
this person, we just can't betogether. Oh maybe we should give it
a try. Oh no, andit goes back and for you know and
siss, we love each Oh wejust can't make it work. We tried?
Or would you like that you cheated? I hate you also, your
broad stings get out of my life. I never want to see you again.
(31:52):
Hey, it's over. Really Ineed the long drawn out thing because
it's going to take me a longtime to process that we're actually done.
Like the one, the one time, like we're broken up by like that,
You're just gonna make me act reallycrazy and I'm gonna stalk you.
Be honest, I appreciate your honesty. I will be stalking you. Yes,
(32:14):
you know. I think it's theI think it's better the rough off,
like a band aid. The breakupis done. Don't text me again,
don't don't call me. It's done. Just move on, and you're
gonna be better for long term becauseyou're gonna be able to move on quicker
that long drag drug out thing whenyou know you're not you know it's not
(32:34):
working, you know it's not amatch. Just get it over with,
tell me you hate their guts,and get out of there. I want
to say that that's the one Iwould prefer that, like could get it
over with, but I'm such anemotional person that that would just destroy me
exactly. And finally, because Ifeel like if it's softer and long,
whatever, I'm gonna keep texting youand then I'm still gonna be bothering you.
(32:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that ifit's the shore, but at least
don't get a little bursts of like, I mean, it's here and there,
like it's rough. I'm gonna bedepressed. That's why I almost think
sometimes when you hear about somebody gettingcheated on or whatever, it's almost for
the best. That person is notyour person. If they're out there doing
that, you don't want to endup with that person that would do that
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to you, Right, So gettingthat news, as awful as it is,
it helps you just like, dude, I'm out of here, see
you and you can move on yet, right, I agree, But it
also depends, I think, onthe length of the relationship. Yes,
if it's so kind of early on, I can cut someone off quick.
If we're like talking years, I'msorry, you're probably never gonna get rid
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of me. You're kind of stuckforever. I'd love to give a whole
bunch of shout outs, but thereare no shout outs to give. Katie
from Nevado was the only person thatgot it correct this morning. A lot
of people played this morning. Thankyou guys for entering your guesses on the
talk back mic. A lot offun will do it again. I don't
know it Monday morning. It's agood idea. Graham, are we celebrating
(34:00):
squirrel week? You guys, wehave dreams. Oh my god, get
your nuts out. Everybody, getyour nuts out. Squirrel Week twenty twenty
four is coming to an end,but let's celebrate our bushy tail friends all
year long, shall we. Yeah? Yeah, I want to start this
final Squirrel Week segment off with justsome shout outs to my own thank you
to everybody that got into the spiritshared funny squirrel content with me this week.
(34:22):
A lot of people in my dmswith memes and videos and stuff,
and I just want to give hugethanks to the rest of the JV Show
team up here for really wrapping theirarms around Squirrel Week, sharing their own
content, posting to social media,making those funny videos. Yeah. Oh
wait, Jess, she took hernuts out yesterday. Actually, I've been
taking them out all week. Theydidn't do any of that, you guys.
(34:42):
So Squirrel Week fans, you can'teven get your own show to celebrate
schoolwork, not one single thing bymy account. Hey, the week's not
over yet. Yeah over on Sunday, right, Jess, you probably post
us a first school content to TikTok. Right. I know I haven't checked
over there yet, but there's probablysomething there. You don't really use the
TikTok, count sil Yeah, butit's there, right, Yeah, you're
missing out interesting all right. Well, today's squirrel Week twenty twenty four story
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is from a Chicago newscast. Don'tpeep pew me because this one's from a
few months ago, but it's sogood. It's a couple of news anchors
they absolutely lose it over a videothey shared of a guy absolutely losing it
when a squirrel somehow made its wayinto his house when he was on a
work zoom call. And at onepoint, this squirrel launches itself through the
air right at the desk he's sittingat. So you're gonna hear the start
(35:29):
of this newscast and then you'll hearthe guy in a zoom call, and
you'll hear something russell and that's himspotting the squirrel and he loses his train
of thought on the zoom call.Then you can't mistake the point at which
the squirrel lunges at him. Oneman's conference call on zoom got a lot
more exciting when an unexpected visitor cameinto his office. Is a count hall.
(35:51):
Let's just get in. He spottedthe squirrel. Let's just get in
the feel like, oh my goodness, it's so good. And then you
(36:20):
hear the newscasters here they can't holdit together the desk after getting okay,
so you saw you had the batready. Apparently this is not the man
who didn't he didn't reach for abat. The squirrel, the squirrel.
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I'm just taking it. I can't, I can't, it's too much.
Oh hell, there's the forec Whenyou gonna have time for this? Can
we just roll that over and overagain? That would be on the news.
Oh, squirrel, squirrel four.Thank you to everybody. Thank you
Graham. You are close. Thankyou Graham for your service. And we'll
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say that, guys, so ridiculous. Imagine beat us call with one of
your coworkers the JV Show on Wildninety four nine. Let me just get
my things in order here, let'sgo to the phones. Hi suys,
Jennifer, Yes, hi Jennifer.How are you today? I'm very good?
Thank you awesome. Do you haveany fun plans for the weekend?
Not really? Okay, that's Imean, that's okay to some nice one.
(37:29):
It's low key, you know,all good Jennifer. This morning you're
playing the JV Show. You havenope game. This is our trivia game
for those who don't know how itworks. We are going to ask four
trivia questions. Jennifer, just getthree correct and we'll give you tickets to
see AJR. Okay, okay,all right, so let's get started.
Question number one, is it proshudo? Prosudo? Proshudo? Okay? I
(37:52):
was actually nice for one. Huh? All right? So proshudo is an
uncooked, dry cured meat that comesfrom what animal? H boards, Yeah,
(38:13):
it's all over your sharcucci boards.Take a guess, yeah, pig
leg to be exact. How doyou feel about the proshooter on the charcuterie
boards, Lena, it's so good. I like, I'm going with Slami's
first before I go there. ButI'll eat some of that too. I'm
(38:35):
not mad at that, all right. Question number two, your phone uses
GPS to give you accurate driving directions. What does GPS stand for? Jennifer?
To take a guest, start withthe g you crass, really good
(39:07):
guess for the g that is,but it is Global positioning system. That's
what your GPS stands for. Youknow a bunch of satellites out they're helping
you yep, all right, let'skeep it going. Question number three,
what is currently the name of thestadium that the San Francisco Giants play at?
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Giants not going good? It's notgoing good? Is Oracle Park ringing
a bell? No, it's aOracle part used to be at and t
(39:53):
Ask Park parks where the Giants play. All right, Question number four,
this is going well. I believein you. Jer type of leaf is
featured on the Canadian flag. Justpick your favorite leaf? Do you have
a favorite? No? I don'tknow me neither, just and I really
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crossing our friends. Come on,come on, Jennifer, you know this
one. She avoid narrowly avoided thehorrible, holy horrible tri Yes, you
got one at least sadly did notwin the j show you no game,
but I'm gonna put you on holds. Okay, maybe you can work some
things out. Would she be behindthe scenes? Okay, okay, no
(40:42):
problem, you have a great weekend. Hang on. Yeah, you know,
and I was a try Let mesay that it was a trick via
It's always a hit or miss.You can't control the questions, and I
think very barking and brave. Well, you can't question for anyone to call
and play and I and I appreciateeveryone just you know, coming on here
to have some fun. Yeah,don't worry about if you don't if you
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do well or don't do well.We're just having fun. Who gives a
fart? Give a fart? Yeah, we're just having fun. Graham,
you have a shout out? Allright? I do it says I got
a DM, it says good morning, Graham. It's me again, slithering
into your DM because I want tosee if you guys can wish my daughter
is he a happy sweet sixteenth birthday? And my son angel or on hell
(41:25):
a happy thirteenth birthday? Tomorrow morning. We're on the road listening to you
guys every morning on the way toschool. We love you guys. That
is from Myra on hell On Santino. So thank you so much and have
a great weekend, she says,so happy sweet sixteen? Is he an
happy birthday? On hew? Acouple of big birthdays? Whar the JV
(41:45):
show? On Wild ninety four nine? Have we just guys on playing the
JV show? Yep? Nope?Game? Man? Is it just me?
Or was the girl playing the yet? Nope game? Hi as a
kite because she was slow to reacton everything. Just my opinion. Well,
you know it is for twenty weekends. We ain't want to judge.
(42:07):
She was probably just celebrating a littleearly Friday. Good for you, good
for her, Yeah, fun,Yeah, it is Friday. The one
though, Graham, we have ashout out before you do. We have
a very very very very important shoutout, very important you guys. I
got this DM. You know Mom'sand my dms. They love it.
In there it says, please givea birthday shout out to our incredible daughter
Amrita, who turns eighteen years oldthis Sunday. We are so proud of
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you and love you so much.Keep your head held high. She's been
listening to her so since I waspregnant with her. Happy happy birthday.
And that's from the Whoom mom navSo happy birthday, Amrita. Awesome,
awesome day and weekend. Who thefart? Oh good point, true,
honest things. It's all the stuffyou need to know, what's hot and
(42:52):
music, movies, shows and themost talked about stories happening today in the
Bay. Okay, so all thingsTaylor here inside to his trending because,
as you know, the new album, The Tortured Poet's Department is finally here.
We're playing new songs off the albumevery hour on Walthony for nine,
So we've another one coming up shortly. But Taylor, if you don't know,
surprised us all. It's actually adouble album over thirty tracks, So
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the second installment is called the Anthologywith fifteen extra songs. And there are
of course a lot of references torelationships on the album. She sings heavily
about a brief relationship with Matt Heally. She has a song called Fortnite about
a short lived relationship that's rumored debatabout him. Also the songs but Daddy,
(43:37):
I Love Him, I Can fixHim. There's also a song called
the Smallest Man who Ever Lived thatis supposedly about Matt Heally. Really y
she calls him out for ghosting her. Oh, and she sings about a
man who wears a Jehovah witness suit, so like it's definitely about it.
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Is that his attire? Yeah,he's been known for wearing this like two
piece like no little things. There'salso a ton of Joe Alwen references.
These, however, are have moreof like a heartbroken tone not so much
that she's like roasting him or upsetor angry, at least from what I've
seen so far. A lot ofpeople are talking about the song so Long
(44:19):
London, which is about Joe Ibelieve they lived there together. In this
song, she hints at a thirdperson, possibly referencing cheating, that he
cheated on her, taking it itwas one of his co stars. Someone
has to go look up Alison Oliver. I might be it's probably not her
(44:40):
actual name, but it sounds somethinglike that. I don't have to have
to double check that, but Iknow it's somebody that he had worked with.
You know, he's an actor.Swifti's were also shocked to see that
there are references to Travis Kelsey.There's a song on there called high School.
People are convinced it is about TravisKelsey because she talks about pulling him
into the backseat of a car andhow he opened the door for her,
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and there are some photos of themout on one of their date nights where
he's holding the door open for herto get into the backseat of a car.
Does every one of her lyrics haveto have a meaning or time back
to think? Can it just soundgood in a song or be an actual
memory of hers from high school.Yeah, gee, you're right, Taylor's
a poet. Everything has meaning.Every word is intentional. Sometimes you need
(45:22):
a word that rhymes. You knowthat song? Right, it's songwriting.
It's more than that one. It'sTaylor Swift though. She even says,
you know how to ball? Iknow Aristotle because she's the poet, he's
the athlete. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of actual
references, but maybe every single wordis a reference to someone. I'm just
(45:42):
saying. Sometimes you like, mylife will go far what rhymes with far?
Oh? Pull me to the backof a car? You know,
like you just need the word,You need a word to rhyme. I'm
not going to believe it's that easy. There's there's meaning behind everything when it's
Taylor Swift. Do you want togo back to the FORTNIGHTE song featuring post
Malone. In this song, shementions that she was a functioning alcoholic.
We're talking about Taylor Swift here.I just do you think that was just
(46:06):
a rhyme grammar? Is there meaningbehind that? I'm sure there was some
meaning. Do you think I usedto work at a bar Okay in San
Francisco for a long time. Iknow what a functioning alcoholico like, looks
like, acts, likes it,and how much they drink. I just
I don't think it was to thatpoint. Don't see that for Taylor.
But you don't know. You neverknow what people are struggling with. And
there are some people that were legitfunction alcoholics with like really high profile jobs
(46:30):
and very very successful careers, andyou never would have known that they drank
as much as they did, Soyou know it could be. And she
obviously has a really good pr teamthat would never let it be known to
the public. Yes, yes,very controlled. Now to Kim k there's
a lot of talk that she doesis Kim Kardashian. On this album,
there's a song called thank You AmyAmy spelled Aim. Everything is lowerks except
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for the k I in the Min the title, so it's clearly about
Kim kardak And the song is abouta school bully figure in the song of
the name is Amy, but she'sclearly talking about Kim, and she mentions,
you know, my mom is asaintly person. But as this is
going on, she used to saythat she wished you were dead? Whoa
(47:15):
like, why would you say that? That's a bit much. Yeah,
there's also a song called Cassandra whichis supposedly about Kim as well. So
if you get a chance, golisten to those two songs. Oh my
gosh, did you guys also hearthat she might well, this is just
speculation that she might be performing atweekend two of Coachella, So I know
there's a lot behind this rumor.Let's actually do that next because you know
(47:36):
it is Coachella week in two.I wanted to go see how ticket sales
were doing. Struggle. Let's theymanaged to sell out the JV show on
Wild ninety four to nine. Heyguys, it's Junior from the City.
I just want to say thanks forjust being strong and keeping going and keeping
all of us engaged and laughing everysingle morning. It's been a rough year
(47:57):
for me and my family and recentlyhad to move out of the bay,
but being able to listen to youguys every single day it gives me a
sense of normalcy and I really appreciatethat. So thank you, guys.
I hope all as well stay strongand just keep being good people. Thank
you, Oh, thank you forwhatever you're going through. I'm really sorry,
but you're gonna get through that,and thank you for having us on
(48:21):
it. It honestly gives me likepurpose to know that we're also help.
Yeah, we talked about farts andstuff, but like that, it's helping
somebody else get through. It meanslike everything. During that last commercial,
you said the only thing gives youpurpose in life is energy drinks. Well,
I mean besides that. Okay,second to that. Shout out to
Junior though, shout out to Junior. We love you so much. I'm
(48:42):
gonna get through this, man,whatever it is. All right, let's
talk about Coachella really quick, becauseCoachello Weekend two is officially here. I'm
on their website Coachella dot com,slash passes, and oh, Weekend two
is not sold out. There arethings available in every single category. Oh
well, it's a big out there. Why did every other weekend sell out?
Well the other years, he alwaystold, they moved the fences back
(49:07):
a little bit this year, Socould we add more tickets to sell hold
more people? Yeah, sell moretickets I mean, legitimately, I mean
it's a pretty big space out there. They should have made it smaller.
Yeah, if anything. So well. So, there's rumors that Taylor might
do a surprise performance to the firstLet me get your guys' predictions. What
do you think will happen? WillTaylor show up and do a surprise performance
(49:30):
at Coachella this weekend? What doyou think? Yes? Or no?
I'm going to say no. I'mgoing to say yes. Why not?
I'm a gambling man. I'm gonnasay yes too, and only because swifties
are finding the connections. Right?So, who did Taylor drag on stage
at the Grammys? Lana del Ray? Okay, we all know Lana performed
(49:50):
weekend one, right, Taylor wasat Coachella. Why did Taylor not watch
her friends set at Coachella? Shedidn't watch Lana del Ray performed, you
know so amazing? Did she watchinstead? How do you not go to
your own friends bedlining performance? Peopleare thinking, hmm, she didn't watch
her the first weekend, maybe becausethe second weekend she's gonna be there to
perform. There has been many eastereggs too with a number two that might
(50:15):
have meant that she was dropping twoalbums. But also, we get to
Coachella at there were a lot ofnumber two she was leaving around the desert.
I know somebody that to do thatat Coachella one time. Did all
her friends circle around here? Yeah, tortured Pooper's department. For those who
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don't know, someone who may ormay not have worked on this show previously
admitted to drop in a dusty desertnugget inside of a circle of friends because
the Boord body lines were too longanyway, So Taylor's been dropping those all
around. And then tonight is Lanado everywhere at Coachella. Yeah, they
(51:00):
can do whatever she wants. Butthen April nineteenth today is technically the day
when the official day when the albumreleased, because it dropped me midnight Eastern
time. And tonight is Lona delRay's performance at Weekend two of Coachella,
So a lot of people think Weekendtwo, and she's been thrown up the
two everywhere, So ourish number isthrowing down the two sos are locked in.
(51:22):
We will see Monday. Who wasright? Yeah, Taylor Swift possibly
popping up a Coachella performing with Lonadel Ray. Going back to this Kim
CAGs, I just I'm reading someof the lyrics. Can I just say
I am living for this beef.This is off for thank you Amy song.
She says, I don't think you'vechanged much, and so I changed
(51:42):
your name and any real defining clues. And one day your kid sorry,
And I hope one day your kidcomes home singing a song that only US
two is gonna know is about youbecause her north, her daughter is a
huge swiftye and she's probably gonna besinging by is a major number two.
Right on to Kim K. That'shilarious. Round of applasters. People are
(52:05):
like, oh my god, howis this beef better than Drake and Kendrick
Lamar right now? Yeah, moveover them. I've already forgotten about I
never understood that one to begin with. So thank you, really, Grant.
I've laid it out a million times. Yeah I didn't get it.
You know, we'll do it againlater, don't know. Okay, all
right, The JV Show on Wildninety four nine, So I want to
bring on Emily. Good morning,Emily, Hi, how are you?
(52:27):
We are good? How are you? I'm doing really well. I woke
up this morning and my feelings like, oh my gosh, you're on the
Today Show. Wow. So yeah, I initially saw your story and you're
gonna be able to give details ina second. But I saw it on
one of our local news sites.But I saw that you were giving quotes
to Today, like your story isblowing up everywhere. Do you know how
(52:51):
many views you have on TikTok rightnow? I think I have thirteen millions.
Wo, So listen to this,Emily, tell the Bay Area what
happened to you. Okay, SoI was gonna make a birthday party invitation
on evite for my child's first birthday. And I'll have noted that I'm twenty
weeks pregnant right now, so theremy kids are gonna be three months apart,
(53:13):
or like a year and three monthsapart. So I was like,
Okay, I'm gonna be really pregnantfor my daughter's first birthday, but I
really want to make it really specialfor her. She's gonna be a sister
suon and like we have family inthe area. Like, I'm gonna make
this party. I thought it wasgonna be a big party. I was
gonna invite like fifty people. Tome, I thought that was big,
and so I'm just gonna make thisevite. So I make the invitation and
(53:34):
it's really cute. And then atthe top it says import contacts, and
I'm like, oh, perfect.Then I don't have to like, you
know, type in my parents' phonenumbers and my friend's phone numbers. I
can just like select them for myphone, right, which easier. So
I click import contacts and then itkind of takes me back to the initial
page and it has the invitation atthe top, and then it says guest
(53:55):
list four hundred and eighty seven,and so it invited every single person,
every contact in your phone. Somy role like all of the blood like
rushes from my mind. I'm likefor first time. My first time is
I'm like, I can't see thismany people. And then I'm like,
wait, this is who are thesepeople? Like? I don't even I
(54:17):
mean, I feel like I have, you know, I have some friends,
but I don't feel like I'm talkingto four hundred and eighty seven people,
Like who are these two? SoI'm like, I'm like, oh
no. So I go through Istart like looking at the guestless invitation and
it's like these people, like somepeople are stored by their like jobs,
so it'll be like Rachel Plumber,she's invited or I had, like I
(54:43):
haven't cleaned up my contacts in forever. I'm even married for like six years
and so, but I haven't cleanedout my contact So I'd have like a
cute boy I met at like arestaurant. Well he should get the invite
either way. But yeah, ohmy god, like all these people,
my friends were invited, my bosswas invited, all of these people were
(55:07):
invited. And yeah, so itwas just mortifying. I had this guy
Derek eye roll, like the emoji'stransferred over. It's just like an eye
roll emoji. There's this one womanin my phone and she was just like
a broccoli emojiic. I don't knowfor like for like weed. Maybe yeah
there's your hookup. No, no, I don't know. But I was
(55:31):
like, okay, like I guessmaybe I met her at a farmer's market,
Like I don't know. So Ihit this one woman with my car
and said, like, just hither car in the parking lot. I'd
be mortified if anybody saw my contextlist the word that I have, because
I've got a bunch of things savedlike that. I think we all think
(55:51):
we all do. This is areminder go clean out your context so how
do you clean up this mess?Like did anyone reach back out after?
Like, hey, I got thisstrained invitation, why do you want all
the oh, so many people,so many people. No, Actually,
most people weren't wondering. The bizarrepart is most people weren't wondering why they're
invited. They were wondering why theySo I deleted the uh party like pretty
(56:13):
quickly. I was like, Okay, I'm influated. It still had their
invitation on their phone though, likeit didn't delete the invitation, and so
that damage was done. But Ideleted the party invitation. I just canceled
it. But then, yeah,so many people are like hey, like
people that I don't talk to,like maybe coworkers have talked to like a
few times, or like like theneighbor that i've met want They're like,
hey, I tried to click onthe link and it's not working, like
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to the invitation. I think thatthey're my extended family that lives in like
different states that I'm not as closeto, are like hey, I'm so
sorry, I'm not gonna be ableto make it. I'm like these people
and like, and then some peopleare like yeah, some people are like
oh I was you know, Isaw your cause I posted on Facebook like,
(56:58):
oh, look what happened, andsome people are like, oh wow,
I'm surprised. I wasn't one ofthe four hundred and eighty seven.
I thought we were like wow people, I know, so it was a
little crazy. So I just startedsaying like, because again I wanted to
sifty people. Like in my mind, I was like, that's huge,
Like it's kids first birthday partty LikeI'm obsessed with my daughter, right,
She's not gonna know. But I'mlike, okay, I need to just
start telling people. I'm like,oh, it's kind of an exclusive event,
(57:21):
like and then they're kind of likesurprised that they're not redded, even
though we've talked like twice. I'mlike, I'm so sorry, but you
just invited five hundred people. I'mkind of offended. We didn't get the
right now at this point when theparty, I'm busy that day, Emily.
We hope that you can recover fromthis somehow. Yeah, well you
fight so then even so okay,so I made this video because I was
(57:44):
like, this is hilarious, andso people started coming and then it blew
up, and then people started goingafter E write like this, poor e
write. They had like they hadtheir own TikTok and like they make a
TikTok like this graduation, like invitethe ones you love and people are crowded
and they're like you owe that,poor lady. Wow. So I so
then if they reached out to meand they gave me five hundred dollars gift
(58:07):
cards, oh my for door dash, awesome, that's awesome. Wow,
that's actually pretty cool. Well,so it actually ended up being fine.
Okay, so your story is gonnabe featured today on the Today Show or
yeah, I guess it was featuredthis morning and then like MBF, wow,
can you just sign off so wecan do it? And I'm like
(58:30):
okay, like I don't know this. Actually this company in Florida, like
this morning show in Florida was like, hey, when can you do a
zoom call so you could be onour morning show? Okay, that is
interesting, So look out for Emily'sstory basically everywhere she's gone international. Emily,
thank you so much for talking tous. That is hilarious. Oh
my gosh. Hopefully you can recoverfrom all the embarrassment there because we're falling
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it for you, Emily of course. Hey you have a good weekend,
Yeah you too, All right bye. The JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. Have you guys been usingmeta ai? Just start? It just
started. When you go into yoursearch tab on Instagram, there's this thing
scrolling across. It's like basically askit anything, meda And it's scrolling across
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all these different possible questions and thingsyou can ask it for. It could
do anything it says, or answeranything. I don't know. So I'm
like, well, let's start askingthis thing some stuff. Would you ask
it? Well? I asked howhow many followers is the most followered followed
squirrel on Instagram? Happcause this isthe Jvshow Squirrel Week twenty twenty four,
you know. And yesterday we dida story about Pearl the Squirrel and she
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had like over one thousand followers andshe was an albino squirrel, right yep.
And I was like, I betthere's some other squirrel fluencers out there,
and there are Jill the Squirrel.According to Meta ai, has more
than seven hundred thousand followers. Jillthe Squirrel. Yeah, Jill the Squirrel
family rescued her in twenty twelve froma hurricane. Now she lives in the
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house and they dress up, andshe likes to travel and nap with them,
and she's got her own little miniatureteddy bear that she plays with.
And everybody loves Chill the Squirrel.Jill The Squirrel seven over seven hundred thousand
followers. Because I asked yesterday ifpeople were salty, that I'm very salty,
the pearl the scroll out one thousand, seven hundred thousand. Then I
asked, I decided to ask MetaAI their new feature, have you ever
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heard of the JV Show's annual squirrelWeek? What was the answer? So
the JV Show in wild ninety four, n I mentioned squirrel Week in their
April sixteenth, twenty twenty four show. It's unclear if this is an annual
event. There's another squirrel Week thatis an annual event, which is a
social media campaign by Unitil, autility company, to bring attention to the
danger squirrels pose to electric infrastructure andtheir own safety. Well, we invented
(01:00:43):
squirrel Week. There is I thinkit's the Washington Post or there's another newspaper
that some news organization. They alsodo a squirrel week we started ours independent
of each other, no idea.Is this something you would actually use?
Though, I don't know. Ican't tell. I mean to me,
it's just it's very similar. It'sthe exact same concept. Just chat GPT
right, I mean just chatting withtheir with their AI thing. I did
(01:01:04):
go on to ask it because Iwanted to see if it had opinions about
stuff, right, I said,who's your favorite member of the JV Show
Selena Graham, jess or Cheety Andit responded, I don't have personal preferences
or feelings, so I don't havea favorite member of the JV Show.
Shut up, fine, Meta AIget the opinion. So have you guys
seen this AI version of Mark Zuckerberg. He posted a video announcing how Meta
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AI is coming to a platform.Some people took that and then you say,
I to alter it, and youcan see this at the jvshow dot
com. People are thirsting for AIversion of Mark Zuckerberg. He looks so
much better, like the honesty,should consider just changing his whole like face
and facial hair to this. It'sjust all it is, is the beard.
(01:01:46):
Yes? Is that the only partthat's different? Or is his hair
different? Too. I feel likethe hair is the hair is a little
different. It's like a little morelike and I feel like his like his
like you just got a little bitmore color. He just looks more alive,
So maybe he has more of awarm expression to Yeah, not so
robody. Yeah the bear looks good. But it was good, right,
(01:02:07):
come on, I see some potential. I had a couple of JV show
you know, fam in my dmsthat shared me that picture and said,
whoah, he is looking good.They liked it, And you said,
Netflix getting into the AI game.Yes, have you guys heard of the
show The Circle. I've heard ofit never, I've never watched it.
The concept is kind of confusing tome, if I'm being honest. Yeah,
(01:02:28):
it's like essentially a social media competition. You kind of rank players as
you go. Nobody can see eachother, so you can catfish people.
You are all talking through this chatand you're competing for one hundred thousand dollars.
Now, this season, which isseason six, they've decided to put
in an AI contestant is this seasonthat's currently out right now, and you
one just dropped it just dropped out. The AI contesting going to look like
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the ones that are competing in thatAI beauty pageant that we talked about earlier.
No, not at all. It'sjust like a speaker. Oh so
it doesn't even have like a loan. No, okay, And so I
am now on just episode two,but they have already introduced to this new
contestant and you guys, it's doinga good job. Everybody is finding it
likable just based off of the interactionsthat they are having through this chat with
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this AI character. They don't knowbecause they don't know how anybody else looks.
They just can see a profile,so they don't know if somebody is
catfishing as somebody else, or ifthis is an AI or any of that.
But apparently the AI took information fromevery single other season that's happened before
(01:03:37):
and they are going based off ofthat. So the producers don't have any
say, wow, this is kindof interesting what the AI s? So
how does one win the grand prize? Like what is the point of ho
do you win the competition? So, because it's a popularity contest, essentially,
you just go based off of interactionsevery like every every episode, watching
people chat on social media. Yeah, but you also like as the viewers.
(01:04:00):
We get to see them in theirapartments. We get to see who's
actually catfishing and who isn't, andthey rank each other. So if you're
all the way at the bottom,you get eliminated. Oh and so it's
yeah, God, I kind ofwant to start watching this. Yeah you
should. And AI is gonna winthis thing. Yeah, well that's the
thing. It's if AI wins,are they getting one hundred thousand dollars?
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How does this work? That's thepart that I don't know about. I
think that's just gonna be a giantin your face to everybody else that was
on that show that lost to thething. I don't think they should let
AI win. I think that's goingto ruin. I don't think they can
let it. It's gonna it justhappens. People were voting right each week,
and the thing keeps stays at thetop of the popularity contest. This
is how it starts, you guys. First AI beats us at reality TV,
(01:04:43):
and then it beats us out likelife. Oh don't say, because
they know how to interact, andI know the honest it's all the stuff
you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows and the most
talked about stories happening today. Okay, so more info on what drove Gypsy
Rose and her husband apart. Wealready heard that food hoarding took a real
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toll on Gypsy. I guess Ryan, her husband, would buy things in
bulk and he kept Hella leftovers inthe fridge and he got mad when she
cleaned it out, which led toa major argument. So now we're getting
more information piggybacking off of that.Like basically their entire fridge was just food
containers all in it, like likeleftover containers filled with stuff. Takeout,
(01:05:29):
oh all take care. So theyate out a lot, and Ryan would
always bring food back and what wouldyou do, just throw it in the
fridge, So if you can,you know, like those paper boxes,
It was like that, the sirofoam little containers. It was that like
there was food and bags, foodand containers, food and boxes, and
it was taken up all the room. And this was like really bad for
Gypsy. Mentally, she would likenegatively associate this with her mom. So
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one day she got fed up.She threw out everything, regardless of what
it was, nothing was labeled.She throws it out and then Ryan comes
home. Oh, and also becausethey were filming their Lifetime show, they
were getting meals from production production aswell, and Ryan would just take those
throat in the fridge, so theywas like just piling up, being wasteful.
Wants to use all the food,eat it eventually everything, but she
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gets fed up, cleans out theentire fridge. Doesn't matter what it is,
it gets thrown away. He comeshome and he is livid because he
was still planning on eating the foodsupposedly, and you wanted to take some
of it to work to eat therefor lunch. I mean, lady,
I left to a heated argument.Let's just say you ordered something from door
to ash Clenn, they had itin the fridge and your man chucked it
out. You'd feel some type ofway about it. I would crash.
(01:06:32):
I have legit almost cried before whensomebody eat my food. That's what I
mean. Think about that. Imean, are you a need a marriage
over it? I refrigerator argument?I think we could work past that.
If your marriage is crumbling over aleftover food argument, it probably wasn't meant
to last in the first place.Wait till you meet some of life's real
challenges, They're going to come yourway, thank you, like your local
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dollar tree shutting down there? Theylove the dollar tree. Yeah, she
just wanted an excuse to get backwith her. I think so. Probably,
Yeah, because Ryan did say thatwhen he started calling in again,
that's when their relationship took a turnfor the worse. Convenient timing more of
that. Yeah, great, whatdo you have in trending? All right,
I know it's squirrel week here onthe JV Show, but we do
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need to talk about some panda bearsbecause the Mayor of San Francisco announced yesterday
that the San Francisco Zoo we're gettingsome pandas. You get a panda,
you get a panda, You geta panda. This is all part of
a new panda diplomacy partnership with China. They are apparently looking for zoos across
the United States to loan some pandastoo. I'm not sure if they're loaner
bears or if we get to keepthem or how that works, but currently
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there are so cute. There arecurrently no pandas anywhere in California. I
think the San Diego Zoo was thelast place I had some, and they
send them back to China in liketwenty nineteen, so we have no pandas,
so this is a pretty big deal. They say we will get to
house them here long term. Again, I don't know what that means.
But first we have to build themthe proper enclosures, little habitat for him.
And there's no timetable yet on andthat's going to be complete and when
(01:08:00):
the pandas will arrive after that.But just know there are panda bears on
the way. I love it.You get a panda, all right.
We've been talking about this back andforth between SFO and Oakland Airport over this
proposed name change to the Oakland Airport. Oakland wants to change its name from
Metropolitan Oakland International Airport and they'd liketo become something with San Francisco in the
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name, San Francisco Bay Oakland InternationalAirport to let travelers from outside the area
know, like, hey, flyinginto the b area, this might be
your spot. That's right here nextto the San Francisco Bay. Well SFO
and San Francisco State officials they weren'thaving and they said, we are going
to suit you if you try todo that in Oakland and the port of
Oakland is so far voted through thename change. Well now San Francisco is
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officially suing. Lawsuit has been filed. They're going to sue over that.
Now, when when you listen tothis airport beef both sides, it is
kind of funny the port of Oakland. They point out that the fact that
well SFO is not actually in SanFrancisco, It's in San Mateo County.
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And they also they also point outthat a drive from Oakland's airport to downtown
San Francisco is actually a few milesshorter than the drive from downtown San Francisco
to SFO. Granted you're crossing abridge and going to but they do point
out that like you shouldn't be ableto own the name San Francisco Bay Area
(01:09:28):
because there are so many things everyoneshould be entitled to use. That hilarious.
I don't know, But do youlike the name change? No?
I think I hate it. It'skind of point over wordy and it's even
more confusing to me. I thinkthey SFOs arguing you're going to confuse travelers
by this. I don't know,or they'll be pleased because they are closer
(01:09:50):
to downtown San Francisco, Like yousaid, until they sit in a bay
Bridge traffic get out the JV Showon Wild ninety four nine. First we
gotta go to Chety's tweets, Cheatytweets a lot. So Friday Mornings,
Graham does a dramatic reading, ohmy gosh, oh my gosh, oh
(01:10:12):
my gosh. Book to my firsttherapy session hashtag gross. Yeah, nice
job. What's wrong with you alot? If you've learned anything does not
mean there's anything wrong with Did yougo through a better Hell? I did
(01:10:34):
not. I had my own BetterHelp was the sponsor of the JV show,
and I wish they're also number yeahwebsite. I could have hit true
true. You know, I'm stillgonna go so how So, unfortunately I
had my appointment yesterday and I thoughtit was at two pm, but it
was actually two pm Eastern time,so it was like eleve am. So
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I missed it and got a bunchof emails, so I might be banned
from that, so I might haveto go to Better. Yeah. The
therapist was probably like, oh,we got a lot of work on this,
can't we do it? Can wepry a little bit? And you
know, kind of figure out what, like, what prompted you to what
sort of things do you want toyea with hashtag growth if you don't mind.
(01:11:16):
It's a lot, all right.So when I was younger, I
was in foster care, so Ididn't live with my parents, and that
was a lot, moving from differenthouses to house and that I can't even
imagine. Yeah, it was thiscrazy. And then at a young age,
my mom passed away. Don't wantto cry, Okay, my mom
passed away, my dad passed away, and it's just been a lot.
(01:11:38):
And then living with my aunt anduncle. I love them, but it's
just also been a struggle. Sojust a lot going on. And I
feel like now, especially like ifI want to, my relationships with people
and everything has just been not good. So I'm just trying to focus on
myself and get hope. Nice.Good for you and support you too.
(01:12:00):
Yeah, anything we can do tosupport you on this journey. Yeah,
but you do have to show upto the appointments. I'm going to need
you first up to successful therapy.Growth. Well, you got to actually
go and thank you for sharing that. Yeah, it's never easy and it's
always it always feels weird. Thefirst cry. Yeah, yeah, and
you feel it in your throat.You're like, oh, no, it's
coming. But like, I've knownyou for a long time, Cheane,
(01:12:24):
I've known you know about your parentspassing and stuff, but you've never brought
it up on air. And it'sclearly not any of our place too,
So I know that was a reallybig thing for you to to even share
that right now? That growth?Ye, can we do a funny tweet
please? I'm just checking. Iknow if we were in the mood for
more, got three more years tomake it to thirty under thirty? Can
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I do it? Lma? Shereally does therapy. She's right, you
might want to start with that onefirst, thirty under thirty? Can cheaty
do it? Manifested cheating? Isay you can? Who decides on the
thirty under thirty or there? There'smultiple of these things, right, Yeah?
Can you enter yourself in because Imight do that if you get automatically
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rejected, you suggest yourself a formfor you to Yeah, if you need
a personal personal reference, I'll doit too. I'm busy that day as
I would. Well, we've gotthree more years, so all right,
keep at hashtag goals? Hashtags?What are they base? This off of
I never know, but I thinkincome there are different organizations that do this.
(01:13:31):
It's people that are, you know, influential or successful groundbreaking in particular
industries and stuff. So I feellike I'm only familiar with like the Forbes
thirty yeah under thirty, and likeyou're not going to make that no offense
war, but that you just squashedsomebody's dreams. Somebody told Zuckerberg one day
that he couldn't start a social mediasite that would revolutionize the world. And
(01:13:54):
he's like, ah, hold mybeer or like hold my juice box or
whatever you drank back in college,and he did it. You know,
juice ry. I believe in you. And when you're a billionaire, I
remember you. I'm not saying youcan't accomplish it, but no, not
by the time you're thirty one.Yeah, maybe it could be like thirty
five under thirty five or fifty fiveunder fifty five or something. Maybe by
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then. Yeah, Remember I saidthat I stood with you, GEI,
you could do it. I stilldo it. I still believe in it.
Yeah. Thirty seventy five and fiveThe JV Show on Wild ninety four nine