September 17, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talked about the 6-6-6 method that ladies are using, we go over a few details about the Diddy downfall and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, hey, bestie JV shows Wild Thoughts. I am
so tired of talking about Ditty, but I'm going to
one more time. What the hell is he doing? He's
so when they seized like everything at his homes. Yeah,
I didn't want to say lube on the air, but
they found a thousand bottles of baby oil and lube
(00:20):
is what is what reports said, Yeah, for his freak
off parties.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And they said these freakoff parties would last sometimes these
days at a time. And I mentioned on the air
the chafing. I mean, that is a lot of chaffing
that's going to happen. But then that's why you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Have Yeah, isn't that crazy? And they also and they
and I mean we found out that, I mean we
heard before that Diddy would like record everything at these parties,
and we found out this morning that he would use
this footage against his victims. He would use that as
collateral to like force them to do other things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So that's smart, I mean, you know what I mean, smart,
Like that's idea. But I get what he was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And so that's what else was seized from his homes
when they like raided and they took all like the
computers and hard drives and all that. It was all
that footage.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Think about that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So now he has something a blackmail blackmail you on,
but he got you in the door, probably under the
guys that he's like, oh, I'll help you out in
your career, I'll help further his career or he's any
so you're like, So you're like, oh, yeah, he's gonna
help me. I just have to have a freak fest
for the next twenty eight hours. Oh my god, A
freak off, Sorry, off, a freak off.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Now do you think that while people were doing all
of this that you could physically because if you can
see that the cameras are there set up, wouldn't you
be like, na, I'm good, Like let me, let me
leave so that this doesn't get captured. So I wonder
how he had the cameras set up.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't think he was hiding it at all. I
think they knew, but they had no choice. Plus he's like,
you know, filling him up with drugs and all this
other stuff, like like, has he knew she was being recorded?
But there's literally nothing she could do about it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, dang, dude's a monster. I'm so sick of the
monster amount of lube.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I was like, WHOA.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When I read that, I was like, oh, this took
a left turn. I was not expecting that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Shouldn't you're a driver or something have a duty to
report that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Like this guy is ordering lube by the fifty five gallon,
you know drums, Like, shouldn't they be like this is
not a normal amount of lube that's going to this house.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Something is not right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know how can you prove that something's not right?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
If you see something, say something.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He's not getting it from Amazon, He's getting it straight
from the manufacturer.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
With Johnson Johnson.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
He's got his own distribute.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The Johnson's probably plays golf.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Of them, all these rich fucks hang out together. Oh yeah,
you guys are sick. Have you guys heard of the
six six sixth rule?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I actually came across this this week.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What is it? It's a new dating rule.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Kind of reminds me of the woman that was trying
to find a guy though six ' five finance.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh, it's the dating criteria area that some women are saying.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That you should follow.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You need a guy that's six feet tall, at least
six pack abs, makes over six figures, and has a
six inch penis.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, that's six in there.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh sorry, maybe I did six six six six Yeah, yeah, sorry,
it's just the six to six six rule because it's
a little more satanic than that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ladies, what do you feel about this rule? Six feet tall?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
A guy should be six feet tall, have six pack abs,
and make over six figures? Okay, what percentage of the
population do you even think?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Other than myself?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's the one thing we learned, Like, you have all
these standards and not a lot of men not only
fit that criteria, then you have to take out all
the people that are in relationships are married. Now we're
narrowing it down even more, and they.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have to be of the right age range that you're
looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So now you've eliminated even more people, and pretty soon
you're just left with you and your cousin, and like,
do you want to date your cousin and something people?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well yeah, some states hot enough?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, just how do you feel about the let's go
one by what you know, one by one? The six
foot tall.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm good with them not being six feet just because
I'm pretty short, So anything anything at least five yeah, yeah,
I mean as long as I can wear heels and
you're still taller than me, I'm good with it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
See, I always I still wanted. I've always wanted like
a tall, big guy. Yeah, just because it makes me
feel like more like petit and like oh like just
all cute, you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Know, okay next to you makes you feel but that's no.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, but I still prefer taller. Don't have to be
six feet. My man's on six feet, so I think
like five tennis is fine with me, got it?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, they can round up, you know when people yeah tall.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, sure, we all do.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, what about the six pack abs? I mean that
seems like a nice to have.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't even want that criteria.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't even want that.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You don't know, what are we doing killing ourselves doing crutches?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's what I'm dead, That's I don't know. Well, someone
do want that, maybe some don't.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Me.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I would only want them if I'm also at that
level of fitness. Because of not then I'll just feel
bad about my body.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh yeah, you don't want to be outshined at the pool?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, like, oh you're so fit and then look at me.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I want the thing about having six pack abs.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's like you, I mean, some people probably you know,
naturally have them, like myself, and then there's other that,
and then there's other people you know where like if
you wanted six pack abs, you have to have like
an incredibly restrictive diet and workout regimen or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And like, yeah, that's cool if you can motivate to
do that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
When you're a relationship, like sometimes it's like, fuck, I
just want to go eat Applebee's like and not have
to think about what kind of calories I'm counting.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You want someone to partake in the big back activities
with you exactly, But not only that. I just I
like a dad bod way more.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I can never get myself to it. I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I can't go Dad boughd. I can't fully like it
would if I look down and I'm dad body.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't even know if it would be like possible
for you, Gramma.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I feel like your physique is just naturally like slim fit.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I hope so, but you never know as you
get older, what's gonna happen. I had to cut this
in our house or a building. You have to put
like an access to get under the house, and there's
like a standard size. It's got to be like eighteen
inches by you know, twenty four inches or whatever, so
like a normal size person can fit through it. I
(06:33):
have one that meets the code size for building inspectors,
and then there's one for where I want to get
on another part of the house. And I was like,
I don't want it that big. It takes a big
space on the floor, so I made it pretty small.
My wife's like, you know, you're not gonna be able
to fit through that someday because I made it like pretty,
like I could squeeze through it. Now she's like, someday,
you're not gonna be able to fit through that. I'm like,
you're wrong. I will never not be That's gonna be
the test if I can't fit through this thing to
(06:55):
climb under my house, and this one because I made.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It pretty, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty snunt right now.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's right, She's right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's my motivation right there. I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're gonna you're gonna have to start sending your son
down there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm gonna stay fit enough so I can always fit
down this one access under the house. But yeah, I
went through it the other day. It's a little it's
already getting a little snug.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Were you, at some point in your life like a
gym rat?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, oh, really a meathead if you will.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think like the majority of my adult life I've
spent working out lifting weights in the gym, and then
these last like well, since the pandemic, I just have not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Been It was like first for a while now right, first.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The gym was first gym.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
First the gym was closed, then they like started opening again.
Then I started working on again. Then we sold our house,
moved started this building this project.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Fast forward. It's been three years.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've been working every day on this like house, and
now it's almost done. But like, there ain't no gym
time in the thing. Plus if I hurt my elbow
and my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But is this still kind of count as physical activity?
You're doing physical labor.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
It's different.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I just look at pictures of myself from twenty nineteen
and twenty twenty, and I was in really really good shape.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To now it's like night and day.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You should have built a gym in your new house.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I got a big garage space, so maybe I could
put some stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I thought about her fixed because that would be ideal.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What was the other six six inch penis six inch
penis figures?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Make over six figures? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Make Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
The more the better, you know?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Why not? Seven?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You can't? Would you rule somebody? What if you found
the guy?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's six feet over six feet, he's got six pack, abs,
got blue eyes, he works in finance, but he doesn't
make six figures yet, Like, are you gonna be sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Scrub?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I would not roll him out because that's something that
could always be worked on, if you you know what
I mean. You can wants to surf, Yeah, you had
to have goals, but I mean that's something that can
that can always change.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
His goals, you know, shred some gnarly waves and like
hang out on the beach. Bro.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't think I could date a surfer.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
No, why not because they talk like that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Or yeah you don't like the oh because you can't
swim in comment?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, mainly because you can't swim.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
That would be sad.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Do you think it's? Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Look and this is the wild thoughts, and I get
that this is not very wild that I do have
a question.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Like, do you think it's because.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You hear about these dating rules all the time and
and again they want to I want a guy six
five five ads. You don't ever hear guys making these
lists like.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh, the five to five five rules.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I want to grow that's over five feet tall, that
can down more than five dongs?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You don't have do we know what guys want?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But why is it acceptable socially for ladies to put
all these judge you know, rules on Oh, I would
never never date that guy. He's not this this, That's
not true at all.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It is physically, I'm pretty sure I do not want
to listen to like guy talks because I'm pretty sure
it's all about like.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Ling him the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But we don't You don't see published articles about guys
like coming up with these formulas for oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Never date a women. That's you know whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Don't be too because you don't have to. We already know.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
But that's not true, but it is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I just think it's weird and incredibly superficial that like
ladies put all these like judgy things on guys and
like rule them out for that like guys are we're
more equal opportunity imploying an important storm.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We'll take it. We're just happy to get our beak sweat.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I mean, I don't know what the equivalent of like
the six sixty six would be for men, but like.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There isn't one.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, like you guys want like big tips, yeah, huge,
but those aren't deal breakers.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Those could be nice to have and hold squeezes, you
know what I mean, but they're not Like, Oh, I
would never date a woman that you know doesn't have
deep sized d boobs Like no, like, okay, what about
I won't say that stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We're again, we're just happy to get a boob at all.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We're just happy that there's a set of boobs out there.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But there are so many guys who wouldn't even look
at you know, so many women because they don't fit
the body that they exactly. So wouldn't you be called
DITZI or were airheads?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And like, I find it offensive if guys were making
these rules out there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
The same thing applies.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Ladies won't look twice at a guy that looks like
things that you you know, doesn't look up to their state. Oh,
they never give him a chance. We don't have to
outwardly make some rule about it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'm just throwing it out there because I think it's
a little like I think it's kind of mean.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well, I guess it's actually something that women are following, like, oh,
he needs to check these three things.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
This is the dating advice out there right now, the
six six sixth dating rule, how you find the perfect man.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think it's the same thing for men. Men have
so many things that they judge us on.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yep, but we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'm just saying I don't ever read articles like this,
like saying like, oh, guys, she's got to be a
perfect ten. She's got to I don't know what the
other ten, but there's something.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There's definitely something there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
All right, it's just a thought, you know, fuck it,
all right, this is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
More of a mild thought it was, But you know,
I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I enjoyed talking about the Yepkay. Do you guys
want a Lockdow update?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Still can't fucking open my mouth. Oh have you been
massaging it? No, but my mom did. That would be
a good.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She like stuck her fingers inside your mouth and like
work the inside.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, seriously, and.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It actually helped a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But jot my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
My mom does work in healthcare. She used to work
at a doctor's office where she would see patients that
had this and show and so she would do it
for them.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
She glove up.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, she had loves on with the gloves that she
wore on her shift at the night before. Yeah, when
she was doing a colonoscope.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, you should go one of those like what are
they called, like buckle something something massages where it's like
they go in there into your mouth and just start I.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Don't want to inside my mouth massage.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It hurts so bad.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And did it. But it increased some range emotion.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She did a little bit yesterday, but now I feel
like it's back to like worse. I know, maybe maybe
I have to do whatever she did. So she brought
out like the oils and she was like, yeah, I
just go like this and like that and inside and
out and a rub and she like talked to.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You like a real soothing voice and like and there was.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Some music in the backroom.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
She actually played saw music.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Candle, did you like lay on your back while.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
She's doing Yeah, the mouth open obviously, it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You're like laying there and let your mom massage the
inside her fingers in.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
My mouth like yeah, like gross, you're sick.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Anyways, Yeah, all this is say my poor man. Yeah,
I was gonna say, who knows how long it's already been,
it's going to be a month.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Dude, what if it doesn't come back? Because again, we
know somebody that had the exact same thing happened to
them dental procedure boom jaw stop working and it's been
a year and a.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Half and they crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You can talk like you sound relatively normal, a little lispy,
but totally normal.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Before when it first happened, I caught myself like list
being on the air because I couldn't even open my
mouth big enough to like move my tongue around to
like talk normal.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Now and again I hear this whistling sound in the air.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's the it's the air traveling through your teeth whatever.
Oh that that's bizarre. So sandwiches forget them. You can't
get that top piece of bread in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It takes me forever. It's like smallest bite. It's like
one like eat like one one piece of bread and
the other piece like open.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Face, open face.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, just trying to slide it in the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Anyways, bit sucks for you.
Hey, hey, hey, bestie JV shows Wild Thoughts. I am
so tired of talking about Ditty, but I'm going to
one more time. What the hell is he doing? He's
so when they seized like everything at his homes. Yeah,
I didn't want to say lube on the air, but
they found a thousand bottles of baby oil and lube
(00:20):
is what is what reports said, Yeah, for his freak
off parties.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And they said these freakoff parties would last sometimes these
days at a time. And I mentioned on the air
the chafing. I mean, that is a lot of chaffing
that's going to happen. But then that's why you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Have Yeah, isn't that crazy? And they also and they
and I mean we found out that, I mean we
heard before that Diddy would like record everything at these parties,
and we found out this morning that he would use
this footage against his victims. He would use that as
collateral to like force them to do other things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So that's smart, I mean, you know what I mean, smart,
Like that's idea. But I get what he was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And so that's what else was seized from his homes
when they like raided and they took all like the
computers and hard drives and all that. It was all
that footage.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Think about that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So now he has something a blackmail blackmail you on,
but he got you in the door, probably under the
guys that he's like, oh, I'll help you out in
your career, I'll help further his career or he's any
so you're like, So you're like, oh, yeah, he's gonna
help me. I just have to have a freak fest
for the next twenty eight hours. Oh my god, A
freak off, Sorry, off, a freak off.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Now do you think that while people were doing all
of this that you could physically because if you can
see that the cameras are there set up, wouldn't you
be like, na, I'm good, Like let me, let me
leave so that this doesn't get captured. So I wonder
how he had the cameras set up.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't think he was hiding it at all. I
think they knew, but they had no choice. Plus he's like,
you know, filling him up with drugs and all this
other stuff, like like, has he knew she was being recorded?
But there's literally nothing she could do about it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, dang, dude's a monster. I'm so sick of the
monster amount of lube.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I was like, WHOA.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When I read that, I was like, oh, this took
a left turn. I was not expecting that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Shouldn't you're a driver or something have a duty to
report that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Like this guy is ordering lube by the fifty five gallon,
you know drums, Like, shouldn't they be like this is
not a normal amount of lube that's going to this house.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Something is not right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know how can you prove that something's not right?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
If you see something, say something.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He's not getting it from Amazon, He's getting it straight
from the manufacturer.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
With Johnson Johnson.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
He's got his own distribute.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The Johnson's probably plays golf.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Of them, all these rich fucks hang out together. Oh yeah,
you guys are sick. Have you guys heard of the
six six sixth rule?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I actually came across this this week.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What is it? It's a new dating rule.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Kind of reminds me of the woman that was trying
to find a guy though six ' five finance.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh, it's the dating criteria area that some women are saying.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That you should follow.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You need a guy that's six feet tall, at least
six pack abs, makes over six figures, and has a
six inch penis.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, that's six in there.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh sorry, maybe I did six six six six Yeah, yeah, sorry,
it's just the six to six six rule because it's
a little more satanic than that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ladies, what do you feel about this rule? Six feet tall?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
A guy should be six feet tall, have six pack abs,
and make over six figures? Okay, what percentage of the
population do you even think?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Other than myself?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's the one thing we learned, Like, you have all
these standards and not a lot of men not only
fit that criteria, then you have to take out all
the people that are in relationships are married. Now we're
narrowing it down even more, and they.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have to be of the right age range that you're
looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So now you've eliminated even more people, and pretty soon
you're just left with you and your cousin, and like,
do you want to date your cousin and something people?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well yeah, some states hot enough?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, just how do you feel about the let's go
one by what you know, one by one? The six
foot tall.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm good with them not being six feet just because
I'm pretty short, So anything anything at least five yeah, yeah,
I mean as long as I can wear heels and
you're still taller than me, I'm good with it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
See, I always I still wanted. I've always wanted like
a tall, big guy. Yeah, just because it makes me
feel like more like petit and like oh like just
all cute, you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Know, okay next to you makes you feel but that's no.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, but I still prefer taller. Don't have to be
six feet. My man's on six feet, so I think
like five tennis is fine with me, got it?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, they can round up, you know when people yeah tall.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, sure, we all do.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, what about the six pack abs? I mean that
seems like a nice to have.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't even want that criteria.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't even want that.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You don't know, what are we doing killing ourselves doing crutches?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's what I'm dead, That's I don't know. Well, someone
do want that, maybe some don't.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Me.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I would only want them if I'm also at that
level of fitness. Because of not then I'll just feel
bad about my body.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh yeah, you don't want to be outshined at the pool?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, like, oh you're so fit and then look at me.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I want the thing about having six pack abs.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's like you, I mean, some people probably you know,
naturally have them, like myself, and then there's other that,
and then there's other people you know where like if
you wanted six pack abs, you have to have like
an incredibly restrictive diet and workout regimen or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And like, yeah, that's cool if you can motivate to
do that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
When you're a relationship, like sometimes it's like, fuck, I
just want to go eat Applebee's like and not have
to think about what kind of calories I'm counting.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You want someone to partake in the big back activities
with you exactly, But not only that. I just I
like a dad bod way more.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I can never get myself to it. I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I can't go Dad boughd. I can't fully like it
would if I look down and I'm dad body.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't even know if it would be like possible
for you, Gramma.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I feel like your physique is just naturally like slim fit.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I hope so, but you never know as you
get older, what's gonna happen. I had to cut this
in our house or a building. You have to put
like an access to get under the house, and there's
like a standard size. It's got to be like eighteen
inches by you know, twenty four inches or whatever, so
like a normal size person can fit through it. I
(06:33):
have one that meets the code size for building inspectors,
and then there's one for where I want to get
on another part of the house. And I was like,
I don't want it that big. It takes a big
space on the floor, so I made it pretty small.
My wife's like, you know, you're not gonna be able
to fit through that someday because I made it like pretty,
like I could squeeze through it. Now she's like, someday,
you're not gonna be able to fit through that. I'm like,
you're wrong. I will never not be That's gonna be
the test if I can't fit through this thing to
(06:55):
climb under my house, and this one because I made.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It pretty, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty snunt right now.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's right, She's right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's my motivation right there. I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're gonna you're gonna have to start sending your son
down there.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm gonna stay fit enough so I can always fit
down this one access under the house. But yeah, I
went through it the other day. It's a little it's
already getting a little snug.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Were you, at some point in your life like a
gym rat?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, oh, really a meathead if you will.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think like the majority of my adult life I've
spent working out lifting weights in the gym, and then
these last like well, since the pandemic, I just have not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Been It was like first for a while now right, first.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The gym was first gym.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
First the gym was closed, then they like started opening again.
Then I started working on again. Then we sold our house,
moved started this building this project.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Fast forward. It's been three years.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've been working every day on this like house, and
now it's almost done. But like, there ain't no gym
time in the thing. Plus if I hurt my elbow
and my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But is this still kind of count as physical activity?
You're doing physical labor.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
It's different.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I just look at pictures of myself from twenty nineteen
and twenty twenty, and I was in really really good shape.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To now it's like night and day.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You should have built a gym in your new house.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I got a big garage space, so maybe I could
put some stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I thought about her fixed because that would be ideal.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What was the other six six inch penis six inch
penis figures?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Make over six figures? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Make Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
The more the better, you know?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Why not? Seven?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You can't? Would you rule somebody? What if you found
the guy?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's six feet over six feet, he's got six pack, abs,
got blue eyes, he works in finance, but he doesn't
make six figures yet, Like, are you gonna be sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Scrub?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I would not roll him out because that's something that
could always be worked on, if you you know what
I mean. You can wants to surf, Yeah, you had
to have goals, but I mean that's something that can
that can always change.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
His goals, you know, shred some gnarly waves and like
hang out on the beach. Bro.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't think I could date a surfer.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
No, why not because they talk like that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Or yeah you don't like the oh because you can't
swim in comment?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, mainly because you can't swim.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
That would be sad.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Do you think it's? Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Look and this is the wild thoughts, and I get
that this is not very wild that I do have
a question.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Like, do you think it's because.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You hear about these dating rules all the time and
and again they want to I want a guy six
five five ads. You don't ever hear guys making these
lists like.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh, the five to five five rules.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I want to grow that's over five feet tall, that
can down more than five dongs?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You don't have do we know what guys want?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But why is it acceptable socially for ladies to put
all these judge you know, rules on Oh, I would
never never date that guy. He's not this this, That's
not true at all.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It is physically, I'm pretty sure I do not want
to listen to like guy talks because I'm pretty sure
it's all about like.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Ling him the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But we don't You don't see published articles about guys
like coming up with these formulas for oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Never date a women. That's you know whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Don't be too because you don't have to. We already know.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
But that's not true, but it is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I just think it's weird and incredibly superficial that like
ladies put all these like judgy things on guys and
like rule them out for that like guys are we're
more equal opportunity imploying an important storm.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We'll take it. We're just happy to get our beak sweat.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I mean, I don't know what the equivalent of like
the six sixty six would be for men, but like.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There isn't one.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, like you guys want like big tips, yeah, huge,
but those aren't deal breakers.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Those could be nice to have and hold squeezes, you
know what I mean, but they're not Like, Oh, I
would never date a woman that you know doesn't have
deep sized d boobs Like no, like, okay, what about
I won't say that stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We're again, we're just happy to get a boob at all.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We're just happy that there's a set of boobs out there.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But there are so many guys who wouldn't even look
at you know, so many women because they don't fit
the body that they exactly. So wouldn't you be called
DITZI or were airheads?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And like, I find it offensive if guys were making
these rules out there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
The same thing applies.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Ladies won't look twice at a guy that looks like
things that you you know, doesn't look up to their state. Oh,
they never give him a chance. We don't have to
outwardly make some rule about it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'm just throwing it out there because I think it's
a little like I think it's kind of mean.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well, I guess it's actually something that women are following, like, oh,
he needs to check these three things.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
This is the dating advice out there right now, the
six six sixth dating rule, how you find the perfect man.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think it's the same thing for men. Men have
so many things that they judge us on.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yep, but we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'm just saying I don't ever read articles like this,
like saying like, oh, guys, she's got to be a
perfect ten. She's got to I don't know what the
other ten, but there's something.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There's definitely something there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
All right, it's just a thought, you know, fuck it,
all right, this is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
More of a mild thought it was, But you know,
I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I enjoyed talking about the Yepkay. Do you guys
want a Lockdow update?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Still can't fucking open my mouth. Oh have you been
massaging it? No, but my mom did. That would be
a good.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She like stuck her fingers inside your mouth and like
work the inside.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, seriously, and.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It actually helped a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But jot my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
My mom does work in healthcare. She used to work
at a doctor's office where she would see patients that
had this and show and so she would do it
for them.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
She glove up.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, she had loves on with the gloves that she
wore on her shift at the night before. Yeah, when
she was doing a colonoscope.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, you should go one of those like what are
they called, like buckle something something massages where it's like
they go in there into your mouth and just start I.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Don't want to inside my mouth massage.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It hurts so bad.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And did it. But it increased some range emotion.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She did a little bit yesterday, but now I feel
like it's back to like worse. I know, maybe maybe
I have to do whatever she did. So she brought
out like the oils and she was like, yeah, I
just go like this and like that and inside and
out and a rub and she like talked to.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You like a real soothing voice and like and there was.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Some music in the backroom.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
She actually played saw music.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Candle, did you like lay on your back while.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
She's doing Yeah, the mouth open obviously, it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You're like laying there and let your mom massage the
inside her fingers in.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
My mouth like yeah, like gross, you're sick.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Anyways, Yeah, all this is say my poor man. Yeah,
I was gonna say, who knows how long it's already been,
it's going to be a month.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Dude, what if it doesn't come back? Because again, we
know somebody that had the exact same thing happened to
them dental procedure boom jaw stop working and it's been
a year and a.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Half and they crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You can talk like you sound relatively normal, a little lispy,
but totally normal.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Before when it first happened, I caught myself like list
being on the air because I couldn't even open my
mouth big enough to like move my tongue around to
like talk normal.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Now and again I hear this whistling sound in the air.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's the it's the air traveling through your teeth whatever.
Oh that that's bizarre. So sandwiches forget them. You can't
get that top piece of bread in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It takes me forever. It's like smallest bite. It's like
one like eat like one one piece of bread and
the other piece like open.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Face, open face.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, just trying to slide it in the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Anyways, bit sucks for you.
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