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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Damn this Mercury retro shade. Oh my god, it ruined everything.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
If I see Mercury on the street, I'm gonna fucking punch.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It will Yeah, I genuinely don't think it's the retro shade.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's Graham.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
You think I disbelieve in because I don't believe in
Annabel the doll. You think Annabel has now taken manifested
her energy into our computer system.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Annabel, But you being very you know.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think any other day I would agree with you, Jess,
But retro shade actually starts today, So oh yeah, it's
retro shade.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Our whole studio this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
If you were not listening to the six am hour
of our show this morning, good for you, because it
was a train wreck. Because our whole studio took one
giant shit on itself, and then as soon as they
thought they got it fixed, it just continued to shoot on.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Everything went wrong basically.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
The entire morning, which is like the most I don't know,
people are like, shut up and do your jobs.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We don't care.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, but I mean it was just we had a more.
We had a morning. If I see Mercury out there,
or if I see Annabel the doll. I'm punching both
of them. I ain't scared. And if you think it's
because the spirits, just bring it on, you punk ass bitches.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Get on, I ain't scared. Just kidding. Sorry, spirit world,
that is Graham speaking.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Leave just night alone.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, well they're already messing with my house and the
fire and smoke detectors stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And then I love how I just love how they
get things back to somewhat working normally as soon as
our show ends. Oh yeah, great timing, guys, great timing.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Have you, guys, ever thrown a punch at someone before?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Like I said, I'll fight Mercury or Annabel the doll
on the street.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Have you ever like legitimately swung at somebody in a fight.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I feel like my cousin's growing up, but that doesn't
really know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Talking about, Like a real fight.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
If you ever like legitimately been in a real fight
where like you try to like scratch or pull hair
or punch or slap or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I've never thrown a punch except when I was doing
cardio kickboxing one time.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, and you accidently hear your instructor, No, is you
just the air she've never even had. Like, what's the
closest you've ever been to a real fight?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Then? Have you ever had to hold me back moment?
I feel like you've had to.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, I've had to hold that back moment because I
don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But Selena, just Selena.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The only thing I could think of is people held
because me and my sister didn't. No punches were thrown,
but we had like she pushed me, pushed her back,
and people held us back.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Your sister did. Yeah, you had to get separated from
your own sister. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That was the only time we were at a party
and she was she was drunk, and I ask.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The fun sister, the born sister, the old is.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The fun sister?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh? And she was that night she.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Had she had drove us there, but then she got
drunk and seeing that she was drinking, I had stopped drinking.
So and we were gonna get ready to go, and
she was trying to stop me from driving, but I
had stopped drinking long before, and I was like, no,
you're not driving, I'm driving. But she was drunk and
pushed me, and so I pushed your back and everybody
(03:07):
else who was also drunk like held us, but I.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Don't know you like I'm the better designated driver and
the like, no, I'm the better designated driver.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know if it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Would have gone as far as to actually throw punches.
I just don't think that's in us. We have never gotten.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I wish I would have seen Selena in high school
because I feel like you would.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Have gotten into a fight in high school.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, like never not even high school. Nobody pushed you, nobody,
nobody snatched you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Why I was.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I am like normally quiet, very introverted, until you have
like a couple of shots of tequila, these wigs right
off their head, like none of that's ever happened.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
You won, wigs snatch off?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You have some prats what she was doing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I've never been in a fight, okay, Jess, And you've
never No, you've never had anything.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Middle school. I told you, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh, a girl came up and was like, you better
never stare me down like that.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I saw you looking, and I was like, I wasn't
even let me at you, like what do you mean? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And I was heared after that because I am not
a fighter.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I would get be up you.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Guys, Oh my God, may that remind me of something else?
Finish your say tell Okay, didn't get into a fight,
but in high school a girl did confront me, and
it was so stupid. Looking back, it was funny. I
had gotten to one of my classes and like, I'm
complaining to like one of my friends next to me.
I was like, oh my god, like I hate my boobs.
I have such small boobs? Is before I like really
(04:31):
bloomed before grew?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anyways, and then at lunchtime I get confronted by this
girl and she's like, oh, I heard you tell so
and so that I have small boobs. And I was like,
the fuck are you? I said, I have small boobs
and then you just I didn't realize where the mix
up happened, but her name, like for sure, people called
her Aya. So when I said I, people somebody overheard.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I have a small boo. I have a very.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Small not until afterwards, I was like, what the what
is she fucking talking about? Like?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Not I?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Not I? That was just this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
When I asked her about something, She's like not I.
Who speaks like who talks like that?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Not I?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was trying to say, not me, and also I couldn't, so.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I just said not, I.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Not, I like, does anyone that I need some coffee?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Not?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I like? What? What? What? Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
So you guys, so you almost scrapped over some small
booths so you slapped her and then.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Titties are also small, but like I didn't care, Like
I don't care what her titties look like I wanted.
I wanted big ones for me.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Eve.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You though.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I said that because I didn't understand. I didn't even
connect how that makes that could happen. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Some small boo.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Okay, almost fight?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, good?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Why are you asking?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, I'm just curious because I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I'm going to feel like that's probably come up at
some point, But I just you know, this is the
Wild Thoughts podcast. Maybe I thought we'd get a little
more honestly on there, you like, no, violence is never
the answer, and then we get into this a little
more safe space, like I scratched that bitch's eyes out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I know that if I was put in a position
where I needed to fight to save my life, like
if somebody was attacking me, I mean I would.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Give it my all. I just don't think my all
would be enough.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, I wants to fight?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Who wants to fight? This person? Not I? I stand down.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Tell us about your fight.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I've only ever been in one, uh fight, and it
was like kind of well, the whole thing was drunk
and stupid. It was in college. I've been in like many.
I feel like I'm a really good diffuser, like I'm
sure i've been, you know, like there's been a lot
of near fights and a lot of shouting, you know,
over the years. Guys you know, get angry and skinny stuff.
(07:09):
Well in sports and all sorts of stuff, people get
like you know, emotions run hot and people get pissed.
But like I'm never I'm not a I would never
throw a first punch, let's put it that way. And
I'm not and I'm not a fighter, so like I'm
sure i'd get my ass kicked, Like I'm not a fighter.
I've never really been in any fights like that. One
time in college we got into it with this one guy.
(07:31):
He swung at a buddy of mine and it was
just like an all out melee between two groups of
guy like our group of friends.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And there's never really like piled in.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I'm pretty sure I punched him twice, but like it
could have been anybody, Like we were all drunk, Like
I probably could have been punching my buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
In the back of the head for all I know.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Like they were tussla, you know what I mean, they
were like it was just a wild melee, you know.
And I'm I landed. You know, my hand was pretty
swollen the next day. So I punched something. Whether or
not it was the back of this guy who I
have no clue, I could have punched the ground or.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Like I will say, for all I know. And Jess,
maybe you get like this too. I do get a
little more bold when I'm with my husband, really, yeah,
because I know that he'll protect me.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You got somebody to back yet, yeh okay, I can
see that. Yeah, yeah, I hated that.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I had a not I had a friend like that
in college, and he was like the guy that would
always throw a first punch, you know, and so like
somebody would bump into him and he would just punch him.
But that's because he's rolling with like ten of us
and there's like and I was like, I'm not going
out and trying to get laid, Like I'm not trying
to get into a giant fight, and now you have
to back up your buddy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He knows that you will, so he's like, I'll do
whatever the fuck I want. Wait, that's true.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Like if you go out with your friends, like you
kind of have to yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
To no, I know, And it was all of us,
a bunch of us.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
There were some guys I'm sure that you know, liked
liked fighting, you know, so they're probably like, yeah, let's go,
and then the rest of us are like, fuck, bro,
Like I'm just trying to go out and get drunk
and have a good time and like meet some chicks,
like I don't want to have to like defend you.
And then when inevitably this dude's got a huge crew
of giant buddies too, then it's like, I know, we
all got to square off for no reason because your
(09:09):
dumb ass like sucker punch somebody. It happens so many times,
like I stopped hanging out, like I So when that.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Does happen, and let's say like like he's getting into
it with one other guy, do you like, okay, they're
fighting one on one you stay out of it, or
do you intervene, because if you intervene, don't you run
the risk of those other guys jumping in.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, I mean I think the only way you intervene is, uh,
if you're breaking it up, like if you're I don't know,
I've broken up a million fights and bartending, Like there
would be some wild fights and like you just have
to find the person that's the one that's thrown and
just choke them out, and like, like a million times,
I'm really good at breaking up fights.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I would love to see that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Do you have video of you, like, I.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Don't know, maybe somewhere somewhere crazy in the archives. I
to do that many times. A couple of times you're like,
holy shit, this guy's fucking this guy's huge, Like I.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hope, can you just come up behind them and choke
them out?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, And there's nothing you can do. Once you got
somebody in a good choke, they can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Can you can you put in a headlock right now?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I would never do that.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Just try Like there were times where like and we
had a bunch of buddies that were bouncers. People will
pass out, so let's just try it and then they
waste have real idea. We talked about them for when
people come to they have no idea what they were.
They don't remember being in the fight and stuff, so
like they would sometimes like pass out.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I used a couple of our bouncers were like these
m m A guys, and like they would just be.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Like night like sleep and then they would like lay
them down out in front of the bar, and then
they would wake up and they'd be like hill embarrassed, like,
oh my god, was I sleeping out here this whole time?
Oh my god, I must have passed out, you know,
And our bouts would be like, yeah, bro, I think
you have too much to drink, can go home.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He No, Like, I'm terrified of fights because I feel
like one wrong. Like let's say you punch someone, you
knock them out, they land wrong, all of a sudden,
they're dead all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Happens in movies.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, and then you're getting that happened that does happen
in real life.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Like and that's so scary that anyone ever ped their
pants while they're put to sleep.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
No, but we had a I mean I don't know
of those, not from the fight breakup ones, but there
was a girl that passed out in front of the
bar one time, and she peeded so much that ran
all the way across the sidewalk into the gutter. You
we're talking about like a really wide San Francisco sidewalk,
like fifteen feet.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
There was that much river that came out of this.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh my god, I feel like that would be me
once I get to drinking.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It's just yeah, oh well, yeah, clearly, I mean she
had she had had too much to drink. Speaking of drinking,
and how about smoking. Have you guys ever pulled out
a cigarette after getting busy, because that, you know, like
in movies, talk about something that always happens in movies.
They used to, you know, once, once the deed had
gone down, then they would smoke afterwards.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, no, you guys don't do that.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
They don't smoke.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oh well, me neither, but only after sex. That's the
only time I'll spark up a couple of SIGs. Oh
that was that good for you? Oh it was great.
They're saying now that the new thing. Okay, twenty nine
percent of people have a little pillow talk afterwards. Twenty
two percent of people rarely ever do, and a large
number of people are saying, now reach for the phone.
(12:13):
How This reason I want to bring this up is
I want to ask you, ladies, how would you feel
you've just hooked up with a guy and then as
soon as it's done, rather than the cuddle or whatever,
you know, goes straight for the phone and start scrolling.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I think it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I think it depends. I'll tell you, like, I'll get
to what me and my husband like, what that's like.
But if I'm like dating somebody in the dating stage,
I think I expect a lot more from them, or
it's like I want the pillow talk, I want the cuddling,
and we're just like with each other. Yeah, married life
is a bit different because we both just like get
(12:48):
back to whatever we were doing. And if he's doing
work on his laptop or he's doing work on his phone,
he does get back to it and I either go.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Back you never stopped to begin with, right, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Work, I'd go back to my movie. I was watching ORMs, Like, Okay, well,
good night and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Got it? So the cuddling canceled once.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You're yes, I think I just expect less once you
be annoyed.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
If your man picked up his phone immediately.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
It would It would bother me if it was immediately after.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Because a certain amount of yeah, snuggle at.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Least a little bit, or even if we're not like snuggling,
if we just like stay silent.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Or whatever it may be. Crete if we're just kind
of like laying there for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Like like there's nothing on your phone that can't wait,
you know, like you can wait at least like ten
minutes whatever it may be, and then get back on
your phone short whatever. But like if you're we're just
barely done and you're already on your phone, that's I
don't like that.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Plus, there are like way more important things to do
right afterwards, like make me a fucking sandwich. Yeah, Like
could you get down to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I need to refill.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And refill my glass like whatever.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
And I could use a light on this cigarette that
I've been holding over here.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, And the kids are crying.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can you go check on them? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I think I Well, I think I would be offended
if if somebody I was dating went straight for their phone.
I think when you've been married a long time, yeah,
like life is busy, and so I feel like the
opportunities to.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Just lay there, you know, anybody snuggling the day away,
maybe sometimes on a weekend, but like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
But it just feels like if they reach right for
their phone, it's almost like they were waiting for it
to be over, to get back on the phone right away.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
So I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I don't feel like that. I feel like like it
is over, so I'm gonna do what the fuck I
was doing and you can go ahead and get back
to your shit, Like.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I feel like, well, at least in my house, it's
a mutual, like we're going to sleep now, right, yeah,
or like.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Whatever it is, especially it's me going to sleep and
he stays up.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But well, okay, so that yeah, so I guess that's
part of it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Thirteen percent of guys confess that their first instinct is
to check.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Their phone right afterwards.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
They've got to just like but I think that's points
to like they're worried about what whatever else is happening
there and missing out.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Are they got to get back to swipe.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Or is it like out of habit, like the way
we do a million times during the day we just
click our phone for no reason.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think it is part of that, but shouldn't your
instinct be telling you like, I should probably cuddle this
bee for a few minutes before I grab my shit
and get out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Ye call again, because.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
If a woman did that to you, wouldn't you feel like,
oh dang.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like they they seemed really like uninterested kind of Yeah,
they just strictly like, Okay, we're done.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I need you to lay there for about the next
fifteen minutes going on and on about how great it was.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, it's just really I think it matters where you
are in your relationship. Like dating, It's like you want
that person to know you're interested. So like you definitely
don't do things like that married. It's like you're kind
of stuck with me. Anyways.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah, I'm back on word oles, just like, did we
wrap this up? I need to solve the work. Oh
I think I forgot to solve the world yesterday?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Me do that. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Nerd alert heard alert too.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But did you finish your puzzle? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Right, this is wild thoughts and I'm the one reminding
you guys about it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Hold on, I do want to know because I just
bought a thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I've got about nine hundred pieces to go. I got
a long way.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You need to move that from the table that you're
doing it on to somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You can't have answer that.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I don't know how you're doing.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
On a dark marble, dark black and green table and
the pieces all look the exact same. I refuse to
talk about puzzles in the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You're talking about wordle.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Well that was a joke because I threw it as
a joke, but then then you actually went with it
and want to talk about puzzle.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, and I was being serious. That's a puzzle. Anyways,
all right, we got to go. Yeah, don't forget to
get your mega millions tickets today, guys, And when what
do you say, Graham? And when you win, which you.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Won't, don't forget about your favorite local morning radio show.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, if you win, what you what you want of course,