July 22, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talked about doing a certain activity in the mornings and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, Graham, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Slet out?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's time? Where is Jess?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Probably taking a dough That's what I was gonna say,
But whatever, We'll leave her.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
To on the hall cut in a turd.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Do you have anything you want to talk about here?
As I got something?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Uh, you go first, and then I do have something
after Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Uh So Kelly Rippa uh huh and her husband Mark Kunzuelos.
She said recently on a podcast that there's one thing
that he likes to do in is the bedroom that
she finds just utterly disgusting.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
She hates it in the butt.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, oh, no, he only wants to He only likes
doing it in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, Are you a morning or night person?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Night? Preferably same, because like you've just brushed your teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm like, not only am I disgusting in the morning,
I'm disgusted by the other person that's also disgusting.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm not disgusted in the morning. Like I'm not gonna
as a guy, we're not going to say no in
the morning, Like, particularly early in a relationship, you've had
a night smash, you're hoping for a morning smash after, right,
Why are you night went enough because like you're already there,
you're in bed, it's already now been established that that's
something that you do. Why not smash it out one
(01:13):
more time in the morning, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But there's times where I'm like, I just feel disgusted.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I have to get up, shower, bridgemon teed first, like
I can't just not that I haven't done it, but
I'm with Kelly.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a lot grosser.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I get that Jess is just joining us from the
bathroom wash the hair.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That was like.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have a time.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That was definitely five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're a morning a night person, a night person.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, but what about Okay, when you first start dating somebody,
isn't the morning smash. Isn't that implied? Like it's gonna happen, right,
I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Gonna happen eventually, but.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Eventually that's like the first time you guys hook up
at night and spend the night together, you for sure
smashed the next morning, not.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Right out right after you wake up. That's kind of gross.
You have to pay press your teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh, I thought you meant not right away. Like in
the relationship, it for sure happens the very first No.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I meant like, like right away when you wake up, Okay,
well you get up real quick and maybe brush your teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but a lot of guys they don't care. They
just like wake up and want it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, we'll go straight for it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's why Kelly Rippo was like, I'm so disgusted, But
that's it. That's his thing.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like they rarely have sex at night.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
A daytime there's a little more light, you know, you'd
like to take a take a look at what we
just brought home last night. I think back to the
time that you first hooked up with your now significant other,
you definitely smashed the next morning.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, we didn't what No, we slept in and then uh.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And did not. There was nothing that happened. And the
next morning you just laid there like a couple of
each other, like, oh, that was weird.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But I sent him home in an uber and then
you paid for the uber for him. I think I did.
I don't remember what.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Very twenty twenty five sex in the city of you wow.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And then he showered and stuff, and we each got
ready and then we like met up and went out
to lunch and.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You sent him home in an uber only to call
him back to go to lunch. Why did he leave?
I wouldn't have left.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It wasn't he didn't plan on spending the night.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He had no He had to go home to get
ready to go out to lunch.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's the only trouble when you like first start dating someone,
as the farts are bulling and they are just like
bottled up and they don't know where to go, and
your stomach is hurting, You're like, I gotta get away
from this person, just long enough I can let one rip.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's not why, that's not why.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That's probably why. Just think back to the time that
you first hooked up with your now fiance, right, you
hooked up at night and then the next morning you
for sure smashed in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We didn't because I left.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What are you people don't do that?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Because I was still living with my parents.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
And you guys, remember my smash of versary is October thirty,
first course.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Or it's like Halloween whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You were dressed up as Luigi and he was dressed up.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
As Yeah, I was a part range werk. He was
Cheech Orchong, I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
But okay, So literally we get back to his house,
right whatever, and then I fall asleep, mind you No.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
After she threw up, remember she thinks up.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, there was throwing smash a versary like I
mean they smashing happened, but you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Guys, so I asked him something about throwing up, Well
not so much about throwing.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Up, but would a guy care, like, hey, she just
threw up.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But if she's down to like go downtown, would you like,
would guys still let them?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Would we let her? Like do we want to make
out with her?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Like like like she's down to like give you some
you know, yeah, but she just got done throwing up.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
She canna like rents her mouth out. We don't care
what I don't care?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That is so discussed, literally, don't god.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Continuing.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Sorry, So I was still living at my mom's house. Yeah,
so my I have a Mexican mother.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So she's like, this is not like you have to
come home.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You're not going to be coming home like the next morning.
So I like wake up and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh my gosh, wait, where am I I was supposed
to be home?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like I had one of.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Those moments of like confusion because it was a night
of drinking, like whatever, stuff happened, right, So then I like,
look at the I look at the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Time, and it was like five am, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So I have to literally wake him up. And we
didn't have my car because he had picked me up
or something. I don't even remember where my car was at.
But I had to wake him up. Mind, he lives
twenty minutes away from my mom's house, so I had.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
To be liked a horse, right, Why didn't you cross river? Yeah,
I'm not gonna uber.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We just we just did something like take me home.
You're not going to be a gentleman.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Which Selena sent her man home.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, but if it would have been the other way around,
wouldn't it have been nicer if he dropped you off?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's true good point. He's not just like thank you,
thank you, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Probably looked and felt so disgusting. I wouldn't want him
to see me like that. I'd like to sneak out.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was literally like, oh my gosh, can you take
me home?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Because to sneak in before your mom woke up. But
she was awake all night worried.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
About She never brought it up, and she when I
when I got up the next morning.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
She didn't say anything, so I don't think she knows.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
She might smell it on you. Yeah, I know what
you did last night, mayha?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Is that what she was?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That that she knew for sure? Totally sure.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I did feel bad for him because he felt he
was so like, he was so tired at that point,
because it was already like five am, which I kept
him up all night.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, not three minutes. I forget how this started in
the morning, Yes, morning smashes.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
So on aff the morning after your smash adversary, then
you're saying, Kate, and you did.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Something I'm fairly certain I can't remember the next morning,
but like, I feel like it's implied like once you've
crossed that threshold at night, then there's going to be
some sort of morning activity.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think the only thing I.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Can think of several other instances throughout my life where
that was.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Really Yeah, that wasn't a thing for us. I feel
like the only time we ever really do morning it
doesn't happen very often, obviously, because I mean, he wakes
up and I'm not there most of the times I'm
here at work.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
We have very different schedules. But I think if we're away,
like on a.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Trip somewhere and it's just that like vacation or whatever,
maybe then it happens.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Se.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I just think it's like an early on first start dating.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
For weird.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I didn't know that has such a great storytime thing.
I can't tell. I don't feel why.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did you bring it up?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I have a good like next morning then say it.
I'm not going in. I gotta pass on that one.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, next next.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Wild thought, maybe I'll think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, Okay, it was funny anyway, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
But the next morning smash is never it's it's never
early on when you first started dating somebody and like
the first time that you hook up and then the
next morning smash, it's never as good as the night smash.
It's like because you usually like kind of hungover and
like yeah, then it's just it's it never works out
like you think it is. But guys still go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, of course you do, but it all works out.
I can't relate.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, I had a thing that I wanted to just
discuss just really quick because earlier in this morning show, Uh,
you guys had I don't know how it came up
about whether or not I had a hairy butthole? How
did that come up?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're calling?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I said, hey, are you gonna be doing any grooming
for that?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's right? And I said, no, I don't have a
hairy I don't think I have a very hairy one.
And You're like, how would you know? You've never looked
at it? I'm like, yeah, but in the shower, like
you know, you feel, I think you have to look.
And then but then I asked you, when's the last
time you've looked at yours? And you said you've never have?
How do you know what yours looks like?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't, but I get wax, I go get wax.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Aren't you ever curious to know what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, Jess, have you ever looked at yours?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But I'm scared?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, like, yeah you have, No I haven't because you
don't have to look at a mirror.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, you can kind of turn around and like do
a lift because you just.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
See your Oh yeah, you could cheeks and open them up.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah last night I did, because look, I'm not you
did very a hairy guy. No, No, last night I
pulled a really long hair out of there. Though, like
just a absurdly long like something was like kind of
bugging me. I was laying down to go to sleep,
and I was like, what is that? And I started
pulling on the hair and it just kept going and going.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wait, like it was one of Kate's.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Or yes, it had been someone else's, but he.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Was fulling it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
How did your bowl just suck it up?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
It was fully entrenched to my crack and so I'm
like pulling. Yeah, but I mean it's like, okay, hole adjacent.
It's like smashed right up against it. It wasn't inside
of it like a wizard's sleeve, you know. But I
was right next to it, and I start pulling on
this hair, like what is that? And then I could
feel it pulling between my cheeks. You know, it's the
long hair, I assume. Yeah, it was like pulling a
(10:36):
big long piece of floss out of my butt crack
that but it was. I assume it was one of
Kate's hairs because you know, the laundry or something. It
must have gotten in there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was wedged in there tight.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And now you know what it feels like to wear
a thong.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh oh, wear a hair thong.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
All right to the talkback to talkbacks?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are you sure you don't want to look at yours
later and report back to us?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I might, Now I'm curious, genuine curiosity.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Okay, So for walthoughts, hopefully I've made it in time.
My question is, would you rather have your partner hook
up with their favorite X, possibly the one that got away?
Or for the ladies, would you rather have that or
your man hook up with Bonnie Blue? Or for Graham,
would you rather have your wife hook up with grit Master?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Great question, I mean, that's that's an easy one for me.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Okay, ladies, So did you have rather have your man
hook up with one of their exes he says, their
favorite AX, like the one that got away? Or with
Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Selena to you first, obviously Bonnie Blue really green protection,
lots of protection because she's banged out a thousands. Yeah,
but I'd rather that than somebody who who has had.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Feelings for actual emotional fear or okay, just same.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, because I couldn't move past the because I know
he said the quote the one that got away?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Like, what do you mean the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeeah, that's that's it's the easy one for me.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
What about you miss grounds for a breakup? Either way? Right, yeah, Like,
I mean, I guess there's a lesser of the two things.
But either way, I'm breaking up with you if you
hooked up with your ex or hooked up with a
porn star eye.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
So which one would you rather? I'm assuming it's the
same for you, girth Master.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Right, I guess, But like, have you seen girth Master?
But like again, I don't care that he's now ruined
ruined her vagen because we're broken up.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Right, yeah, because you can never again you would just
slip right out.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway at
that point, like there's no coming back from girth Master.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
So this is podcast Who would you rather do? Katy
Perry or Lady Gaga? And also, I mean Katy Perry
was in town last week, Gaga's in town this week?
So whose show? Also would you rather go to?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Okay, so let's answer the show first. Whose show would
you rather go to? Katie or Gaga Gaga?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I think Lady Gaga she puts on.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
A really show.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm not that I've ever seen her, But.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Katy Perry also does Katie. The show looks pretty fun.
It's like a big deal. But Katy Perry also bugs
me right now from that thing, and like kind of
that kind of irks me. And Lady Gaga is a
superior talent in my mind, so I'd rather hear.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't know if I want to do all like
the slow piano stuff, that's my thing.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm down for that a couple and I'll just.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Who would you rather do? Is the question.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I'll do Katie Katie. Yeah, not with Katy Perry with
the short haircut. Then it's Lady Gaga. But Katy Perry.
Now I guess Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, what about Katie with it with the haircut?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Then Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Really but but.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
This is Lady Gaga like meat dress.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Sure, I'll pile on the meat.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm going Katie.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Katie with a haircut.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm still going Katie because she has nice boobs. Katie, Yeah,
she does. Jess Katie, Well, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You wouldn't switch. Even Katy Perry with the haircut. You
would still do her over Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, not a chance, in no way, I still would.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Given Chris Jenner vibes not that I want Chris J.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I don't interesting said that, like, oh, that you would
want christ I know, And I don't know why I
said that, because because.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
But not like in a sexual way, like like I
want her to be like sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Mama, you know, like but with that the sugar give
me through no sex. We gotta go both. No, I
don't
Hey, Graham, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Slet out?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's time? Where is Jess?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Probably taking a dough That's what I was gonna say,
But whatever, We'll leave her.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
To on the hall cut in a turd.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Do you have anything you want to talk about here?
As I got something?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Uh, you go first, and then I do have something
after Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Uh So Kelly Rippa uh huh and her husband Mark Kunzuelos.
She said recently on a podcast that there's one thing
that he likes to do in is the bedroom that
she finds just utterly disgusting.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
She hates it in the butt.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, oh, no, he only wants to He only likes
doing it in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, Are you a morning or night person?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Night? Preferably same, because like you've just brushed your teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm like, not only am I disgusting in the morning,
I'm disgusted by the other person that's also disgusting.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm not disgusted in the morning. Like I'm not gonna
as a guy, we're not going to say no in
the morning, Like, particularly early in a relationship, you've had
a night smash, you're hoping for a morning smash after, right,
Why are you night went enough because like you're already there,
you're in bed, it's already now been established that that's
something that you do. Why not smash it out one
(01:13):
more time in the morning, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But there's times where I'm like, I just feel disgusted.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I have to get up, shower, bridgemon teed first, like
I can't just not that I haven't done it, but
I'm with Kelly.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a lot grosser.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I get that Jess is just joining us from the
bathroom wash the hair.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That was like.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have a time.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That was definitely five minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're a morning a night person, a night person.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, but what about Okay, when you first start dating somebody,
isn't the morning smash. Isn't that implied? Like it's gonna happen, right,
I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Gonna happen eventually, but.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Eventually that's like the first time you guys hook up
at night and spend the night together, you for sure
smashed the next morning, not.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Right out right after you wake up. That's kind of gross.
You have to pay press your teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh, I thought you meant not right away. Like in
the relationship, it for sure happens the very first No.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I meant like, like right away when you wake up, Okay,
well you get up real quick and maybe brush your teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but a lot of guys they don't care. They
just like wake up and want it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, we'll go straight for it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's why Kelly Rippo was like, I'm so disgusted, But
that's it. That's his thing.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like they rarely have sex at night.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
A daytime there's a little more light, you know, you'd
like to take a take a look at what we
just brought home last night. I think back to the
time that you first hooked up with your now significant other,
you definitely smashed the next morning.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, we didn't what No, we slept in and then uh.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And did not. There was nothing that happened. And the
next morning you just laid there like a couple of
each other, like, oh, that was weird.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But I sent him home in an uber and then
you paid for the uber for him. I think I did.
I don't remember what.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Very twenty twenty five sex in the city of you wow.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And then he showered and stuff, and we each got
ready and then we like met up and went out
to lunch and.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You sent him home in an uber only to call
him back to go to lunch. Why did he leave?
I wouldn't have left.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It wasn't he didn't plan on spending the night.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He had no He had to go home to get
ready to go out to lunch.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's the only trouble when you like first start dating someone,
as the farts are bulling and they are just like
bottled up and they don't know where to go, and
your stomach is hurting, You're like, I gotta get away
from this person, just long enough I can let one rip.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's not why, that's not why.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That's probably why. Just think back to the time that
you first hooked up with your now fiance, right, you
hooked up at night and then the next morning you
for sure smashed in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We didn't because I left.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What are you people don't do that?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Because I was still living with my parents.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
And you guys, remember my smash of versary is October thirty,
first course.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Or it's like Halloween whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You were dressed up as Luigi and he was dressed up.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
As Yeah, I was a part range werk. He was
Cheech Orchong, I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
But okay, So literally we get back to his house,
right whatever, and then I fall asleep, mind you No.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
After she threw up, remember she thinks up.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, there was throwing smash a versary like I
mean they smashing happened, but you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Guys, so I asked him something about throwing up, Well
not so much about throwing.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Up, but would a guy care, like, hey, she just
threw up.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But if she's down to like go downtown, would you like,
would guys still let them?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Would we let her? Like do we want to make
out with her?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Like like like she's down to like give you some
you know, yeah, but she just got done throwing up.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
She canna like rents her mouth out. We don't care
what I don't care?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That is so discussed, literally, don't god.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Continuing.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Sorry, So I was still living at my mom's house. Yeah,
so my I have a Mexican mother.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So she's like, this is not like you have to
come home.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You're not going to be coming home like the next morning.
So I like wake up and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh my gosh, wait, where am I I was supposed
to be home?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like I had one of.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Those moments of like confusion because it was a night
of drinking, like whatever, stuff happened, right, So then I like,
look at the I look at the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Time, and it was like five am, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So I have to literally wake him up. And we
didn't have my car because he had picked me up
or something. I don't even remember where my car was at.
But I had to wake him up. Mind, he lives
twenty minutes away from my mom's house, so I had.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
To be liked a horse, right, Why didn't you cross river? Yeah,
I'm not gonna uber.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We just we just did something like take me home.
You're not going to be a gentleman.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Which Selena sent her man home.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, but if it would have been the other way around,
wouldn't it have been nicer if he dropped you off?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's true good point. He's not just like thank you,
thank you, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Probably looked and felt so disgusting. I wouldn't want him
to see me like that. I'd like to sneak out.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was literally like, oh my gosh, can you take
me home?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Because to sneak in before your mom woke up. But
she was awake all night worried.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
About She never brought it up, and she when I
when I got up the next morning.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
She didn't say anything, so I don't think she knows.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
She might smell it on you. Yeah, I know what
you did last night, mayha?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Is that what she was?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That that she knew for sure? Totally sure.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I did feel bad for him because he felt he
was so like, he was so tired at that point,
because it was already like five am, which I kept
him up all night.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, not three minutes. I forget how this started in
the morning, Yes, morning smashes.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
So on aff the morning after your smash adversary, then
you're saying, Kate, and you did.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Something I'm fairly certain I can't remember the next morning,
but like, I feel like it's implied like once you've
crossed that threshold at night, then there's going to be
some sort of morning activity.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think the only thing I.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Can think of several other instances throughout my life where
that was.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Really Yeah, that wasn't a thing for us. I feel
like the only time we ever really do morning it
doesn't happen very often, obviously, because I mean, he wakes
up and I'm not there most of the times I'm
here at work.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
We have very different schedules. But I think if we're away,
like on a.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Trip somewhere and it's just that like vacation or whatever,
maybe then it happens.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Se.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I just think it's like an early on first start dating.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
For weird.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I didn't know that has such a great storytime thing.
I can't tell. I don't feel why.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did you bring it up?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I have a good like next morning then say it.
I'm not going in. I gotta pass on that one.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, next next.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Wild thought, maybe I'll think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, Okay, it was funny anyway, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
But the next morning smash is never it's it's never
early on when you first started dating somebody and like
the first time that you hook up and then the
next morning smash, it's never as good as the night smash.
It's like because you usually like kind of hungover and
like yeah, then it's just it's it never works out
like you think it is. But guys still go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, of course you do, but it all works out.
I can't relate.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, I had a thing that I wanted to just
discuss just really quick because earlier in this morning show, Uh,
you guys had I don't know how it came up
about whether or not I had a hairy butthole? How
did that come up?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're calling?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I said, hey, are you gonna be doing any grooming
for that?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's right? And I said, no, I don't have a
hairy I don't think I have a very hairy one.
And You're like, how would you know? You've never looked
at it? I'm like, yeah, but in the shower, like
you know, you feel, I think you have to look.
And then but then I asked you, when's the last
time you've looked at yours? And you said you've never have?
How do you know what yours looks like?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't, but I get wax, I go get wax.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Aren't you ever curious to know what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, Jess, have you ever looked at yours?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But I'm scared?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, like, yeah you have, No I haven't because you
don't have to look at a mirror.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, you can kind of turn around and like do
a lift because you just.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
See your Oh yeah, you could cheeks and open them up.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah last night I did, because look, I'm not you
did very a hairy guy. No, No, last night I
pulled a really long hair out of there. Though, like
just a absurdly long like something was like kind of
bugging me. I was laying down to go to sleep,
and I was like, what is that? And I started
pulling on the hair and it just kept going and going.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wait, like it was one of Kate's.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Or yes, it had been someone else's, but he.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Was fulling it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
How did your bowl just suck it up?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
It was fully entrenched to my crack and so I'm
like pulling. Yeah, but I mean it's like, okay, hole adjacent.
It's like smashed right up against it. It wasn't inside
of it like a wizard's sleeve, you know. But I
was right next to it, and I start pulling on
this hair, like what is that? And then I could
feel it pulling between my cheeks. You know, it's the
long hair, I assume. Yeah, it was like pulling a
(10:36):
big long piece of floss out of my butt crack
that but it was. I assume it was one of
Kate's hairs because you know, the laundry or something. It
must have gotten in there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was wedged in there tight.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And now you know what it feels like to wear
a thong.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh oh, wear a hair thong.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
All right to the talkback to talkbacks?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are you sure you don't want to look at yours
later and report back to us?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I might, Now I'm curious, genuine curiosity.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Okay, So for walthoughts, hopefully I've made it in time.
My question is, would you rather have your partner hook
up with their favorite X, possibly the one that got away?
Or for the ladies, would you rather have that or
your man hook up with Bonnie Blue? Or for Graham,
would you rather have your wife hook up with grit Master?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Great question, I mean, that's that's an easy one for me.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Okay, ladies, So did you have rather have your man
hook up with one of their exes he says, their
favorite AX, like the one that got away? Or with
Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Selena to you first, obviously Bonnie Blue really green protection,
lots of protection because she's banged out a thousands. Yeah,
but I'd rather that than somebody who who has had.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Feelings for actual emotional fear or okay, just same.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, because I couldn't move past the because I know
he said the quote the one that got away?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Like, what do you mean the one that got away?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeeah, that's that's it's the easy one for me.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
What about you miss grounds for a breakup? Either way? Right, yeah, Like,
I mean, I guess there's a lesser of the two things.
But either way, I'm breaking up with you if you
hooked up with your ex or hooked up with a
porn star eye.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
So which one would you rather? I'm assuming it's the
same for you, girth Master.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Right, I guess, But like, have you seen girth Master?
But like again, I don't care that he's now ruined
ruined her vagen because we're broken up.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Right, yeah, because you can never again you would just
slip right out.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway at
that point, like there's no coming back from girth Master.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
So this is podcast Who would you rather do? Katy
Perry or Lady Gaga? And also, I mean Katy Perry
was in town last week, Gaga's in town this week?
So whose show? Also would you rather go to?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Okay, so let's answer the show first. Whose show would
you rather go to? Katie or Gaga Gaga?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I think Lady Gaga she puts on.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
A really show.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm not that I've ever seen her, But.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Katy Perry also does Katie. The show looks pretty fun.
It's like a big deal. But Katy Perry also bugs
me right now from that thing, and like kind of
that kind of irks me. And Lady Gaga is a
superior talent in my mind, so I'd rather hear.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't know if I want to do all like
the slow piano stuff, that's my thing.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm down for that a couple and I'll just.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Who would you rather do? Is the question.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I'll do Katie Katie. Yeah, not with Katy Perry with
the short haircut. Then it's Lady Gaga. But Katy Perry.
Now I guess Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, what about Katie with it with the haircut?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Then Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Really but but.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
This is Lady Gaga like meat dress.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Sure, I'll pile on the meat.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm going Katie.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Katie with a haircut.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm still going Katie because she has nice boobs. Katie, Yeah,
she does. Jess Katie, Well, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You wouldn't switch. Even Katy Perry with the haircut. You
would still do her over Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, not a chance, in no way, I still would.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Given Chris Jenner vibes not that I want Chris J.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I don't interesting said that, like, oh, that you would
want christ I know, And I don't know why I
said that, because because.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
But not like in a sexual way, like like I
want her to be like sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Mama, you know, like but with that the sugar give
me through no sex. We gotta go both. No, I
don't
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