June 17, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's episode we talk about a possible Ozempic side effect that men are reporting and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It feels so weird starting a Wild Thoughts podcast with
just here and not in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I know I don't go number two here.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Whatever, Well, happy Wild Thoughts. Yeah, and we've got some
talkbacks to get to. I've been hanging on to this
article specifically for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm just going to share this with you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It says in a there's a there's a reddit thread
right where male males are claiming that ozembic is making
their junk row really and.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There's no like science to back this up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But one guy said, I recently measured myself down there
and I noticed about a one inch gain, and so
he's like wondering if other guys have been experienced the
same thing. And according to this article, the average size
does continue to rise, and some researchers do think that
like ozembic or these type of drugs do have something
to do with it, although I think it's too early
(00:58):
to really tell for sure. But what do you guys
think about this? There was a study that was then
in the UK the average size has grown ten percent
just over time between twenty two and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's just a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's grown from five point one seven inches to five
point six three inches.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's the average in the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Don't they use millimeters and centimeters over there?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well they converted it to inches because this is published
to the US.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Just check in. But do you think there's enough men
they're on no zempic? Are they trying to imply that
that's the reason for.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I think they're applying that, yeah, going up. I think
they're implying that it's over time. It's been getting bigger anyways,
but because I think it's too early to really say
that ozempic is the reasoning.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Bigger over time. So alight, that's I was just like,
just when I thought they can't get any bigger, it
just keeps growing, just keeps growing, which is a nice
little perk. I do you think it's possible that men's
stomachs are just getting smaller and like they're the whole
area is slimmed down, so like their junk looks bigger.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So it's like more to measure, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Because like you're measuring from an area that's now sunken
back in a little bit far there's less pa so
now you're just getting you're gaining more length that way,
from where you pull the tape measure, right.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, that is possible, and maybe they like trim down
there too, and so there's more area where their hair was. Yeah, right,
I guess there's a lot of different factors.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That we have to uh.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I guess some guys get on ozembic whatever, they're able
to look down and see that they're junk for the
first time.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
No bigger to them because they hadn't seen it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, like, oh man, thing's huge.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Now I need help with this one sentence here in
the article. I'm so this is going back to a
study that was done in twenty Sorry about the years
twenty twenty two to twenty twenty four. Okay, the data
on I'm rooting this word for word, right. The data
also revealed that Venezuelan men experienced a massive increase from
one point four to two inches to six point six
(03:00):
seven inches within those two years.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You mean originally they were averaging only one point seven
inches one point four inches.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm reading it word for word, and that's why I
needed some help. But do you think that's a typo?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No? Wonder? When I went to Venezuela, I was like
a god down there?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Sense Wait, no, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Can the average grow that much within two years?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, it could not.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's a typo. Yes, maybe everyone's just walking around down
there with one inches.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They could. I mean, you could, in theory have a
large segment of a population all have one inches, right,
But then how did they suddenly sprout them? They rub
a little miracle grow on there, and next thing you know,
they got it all. Now, I don't foresee that being
the answer. When I went to Venezuela, you guys, I
was like a Venezuelan sensation. I'm telling you why.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I believe that I was kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
A big deal down there with who the ladies. I've
been to Venezuela a few times.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My parents used to live there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, my parents are like more you would live there
for a while. So when I would go to visit, Look,
they didn't have not a lot of us tourists there.
It was just not so like I think. I was
like this dude from California, you just.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like slaying hose.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I would never say it like that. This is the
Wild Thoughts Podcast. I was banging hell a bitches.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Were you actually I did? I did all right for
myself in Venezuela. Just put that way. I got a
lot of attention there. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Was there a language barrier, of.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Course, but my Spanish is actually pretty good, and especially
when I'm drinking, Oh forget about it. I can say
anything in Spanish, not that I needed.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
To, because I was like, also a universal language, like
you don't need to like speak anything else.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, but Dick and all the other dudes around me
had little one and a half inches and here I
come whipping out a big one. I'm like some I'm
like some surf I'm like some surf god from California.
For all they know. That's what I was telling them obviously,
And like everyone was just like, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Why do you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Guys then get the better end of things because they're
getting these perks of like it getting bigger with ozempic.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But then we've heard of like.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Vaginas are getting smaller flat or bigger flat butt or
what was it deflated o butt?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, but I feel like that's just you lose weight
fast enough on anything.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Are guys too, you know?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, this is a nice little perk if it's true.
I mean the ozempic thing right for guys.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I wonder if it actually is true though.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, our ladies, our lady parts getting bigger too. Wait,
that would be an interesting side effect for I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Do you have anything for the Wild Thoughts podcast grams?
I got something else. If you don't, let's go you.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So have you guys heard of crapsules?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I took one like a half hour ago.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you're so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, I'm not a public pooper.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, No, this is like a like a poop hill,
and you're taking crapsules a poo hill. Yeah, crapsail, a
poop hill, A craps like a capsule, but it's like
a like one of pooh, So it's a crapsule.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay. So you've heard of, like, like you said hill,
you said pill Yeah, okay, I thought you said, like, man,
that's like one big mountain of shit.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, no, you see that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So we've heard of, like, sorry to be gross, we've
heard of like transplants of the fecal stuff actually having
some like benefits for people who yeah, that need help
in the probiotic department and things like that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Your gut health. Look, I'll say that. I'll shout this
from the rooftops. Your gut health is the most important
thing to your overall health. I believe that's where all
the bacteria in your body. You need everything in balance.
You go taking antibiotics and stuff, it just wipes that
out and next thing you know, you're getting sick every
two weeks, right, So that bacteria operating full steam.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So there's people that.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Don't have the bacterial and that's the only way for
them to get it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So they people will do like fecal transplants and it
like helps with a lot of different things and supposedly.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Can even reverse some signs of aging. You're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, they're trying to see if something else will work.
Crapsules where it's freeze dried fegal but like in pill form. Yeah,
the bacteria, Like you take that and it can help
like liver disease and even like like cancer symptoms, things
like that. These are like magical things. But could you
guys ever.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But it's somebody else's, Like you don't know who.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's someone else's could be a people, you guys, ever,
take a pool pill.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'll just switch my diet. I don't think it's that simple.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Eat a lot of yogurt.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's not what it is. You're not getting all your
probiotics and stuff like that. You can get some of
that gut health bacteria, but like some of that stuff
is like some deep down old.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And you can only get it by putting a pool
pill in your mouth. Yeah, okay, I'll pass.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I get a glass of water with it, right.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know, you get a glass of pool.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm not dry gulf in a bunch of pills, like
as long as I have a big glass of water,
and I need that pill like wrapped hell tight, like
a lot of layers of the casine or whatever they.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like, the actual capsule.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That takes a part in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's I mean, you know, like some pills, you take
it like sticks to your tongue or something, and you
can feel it start.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To dissolve, but you have to bite like it's one
of those capsules where.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You got to chew it up. Yeah, no thanks. I
feel like I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Really good at not tasting pills.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I always do like water first, and then I slide
the pill my mouth, so it's already water in my
mouth and.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Just swam like gargling water.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Like I'll do a mouth and then swallow, then put
the pill in there and then swallow.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's not that hard. You just throw it in there.
But I don't want to taste it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't ever taste them. You just chuck it in there,
and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Some vitamins tastes nasty.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And I feel like if I already have the water
and just pop it in, it's floating around there.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
And you're making like vitamin and water in there.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not really because in like a second, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
There's nothing worse though, than when a pill gets jail
like slightly lodged in your throat and you're just like
and then you start drinking water. It doesn't move, like,
explain to me how that works. It's so painful, this
water just washing past.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And imagine if it was pooh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Pills stuck in Oh. Everybody at the office, like, did
you smell did you smell Selena's breath? It smells like
real ship today. It smells really bad. It's because of pills.
I take a poop pill if it I'm telling you
your gut health.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
There's something to that, you guys, if I really really had,
if it's gonna give you, like some disease, nuts is
that I needed?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Like and it was the only cure I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Of course, it's either that the actual transplant either got to.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Go down or it's got to go up.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You could stick it up, Yeah, No, I'd rather the pill. Yeah,
when you put it that way, I rather do the pill. Yeah,
that's still disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Though.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
There's an urban dictionary name for the stick it up one, right,
a butt bullet.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
No, I thought it was like a like a Alaskan
pipeline or something.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No, but it's interesting you bring that up because that's
the Alaskan pipeline makes its way into one of these
talkback questions left for this wild Is the Alaskan pipeline
is something different? That's an urban dictionary thing. You can
look it up totally totally. I mean, it does involve
the number two, but it's.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
A totally okay, that's that's different.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's a different scenario.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What's the other one I was thinking of? Do you remember?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I just know that, like there are certain medicines and
like certain laxatives and stuff that are suppositories there, but
bleets you got to send it up your.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah from a butt, all right, we had some talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yep, here we go, Robert from Gilt. Yes, this is
a question for you for the wild thoughts.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Would you rather play the.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Rusty trembone on your boyfriend or fiance? Would you rather
have play the Alaska pipeline on you?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Why are you guys so gross? Yes, you're Everyone in
Gilroy is just disgusting apparently.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I blame Gilroy and silliness by just being yeah,
it's all the same to me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
All right, Jess, So the question one, what's the rusty trombone?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Give you time to google that? This clearly this question
clearly was directed for you because it said your boyfriend,
yea fiance, So this question.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is this is for everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, I don't have a fiance and I don't have
a man, so I can't give someone.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, he literally says, for Jess.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I can't give someone. I mean I could, in theory
give someone rusty trombone, but this is for you.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No pick one.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I'm gonna have to go with I guess rusty trombone
because the pipeline one is that just I can't I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, okay, I still don't know what the pipeline is.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What do you mean? What does this? You google it?
You typed it into the Urban Dictionary, right.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's disgusting who thinks of these things?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Which one would you hypothetically pick?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, hold on, so I look at the Alaskan pipeline
when they.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Go yeah, don't yeah, okay, enough.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You can look that up on your own.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
If you don't know what the Alaskan pipeline is, the
rusty trump.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Literally, people that are listening to this podcast, they already
know what the Alaskan pipeline is, but continue.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Ew the rusty trombone. You would rather do that to
your man? I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Do either one.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You have to pick one. This question was for you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
But it's just and she already picked the resty trombone.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I feel like it's more gross if he's like doing.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That, So you would give your man an RJ. Well,
I don't want to. That's what you picked.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's what she picked, all right. Next question on the
Wild Thoughts on the talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I should say, good morning JV show this talkbacks for
the Wild Thoughts podcast. What would you guys rather do
have one of your parents join you and your significant
other and sexy time? Or would you guys rather have
one of your siblings join you and your significant other
during sexy time?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
What is wrong with you guys? You guys are sick?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Wait, first question, is the same person that as that
left the previous talk pack?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It might be.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I found some similarities there in the way that they speak.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I wasn't really paying attention, but I'm gonna go off
if you say yes, Graham, because Graham, you know it's voices.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I think it's the same person. You're sick.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You should be a voice expert.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
By the way, like Graham is able to tell like
if we get a caller, who'd be like, I think
that was so and so that told us this on
the phone three years ago.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And you're able to like detect.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I should work for like the FBI.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You honestly should. So many cases here on the JV show.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I really forgot the two options.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Uh, it's your parents joining in you and your significant
other for sexy time or sorry, one of your parents
or one of your siblings siblings joining Are your siblings
joining in? Just this question is for you? No, it's
not the same person just answers.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I gotta think it's a quick two option things.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, you go first, Rover wasting time in the podcast,
nobody wants to or is arguing, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This is a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, no, it's a no brainer. It's okay, go Jess.
But I don't know genuinely would rather die, like kill me?
Well no, not right now. Oh my god, that got dark.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But I'm saying, I like looking around for something I
could use something hand sanitizerd rather die.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Than do any of those ones. A parent or a sibling, Yeah,
they're joining in. I don't. I guess a parent my
mom my mom, because you're.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're bringing your mom into that was just like, but
I just feel like your mom's just like eye poppy.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But I could never look at my anybody that same.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
After that way you go, I already chose.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I said, I take one of an option, either your
sibling gram or your parent sibling which mom, your brother. Yeah,
I feel like it's not that big of a deal
for guys like you.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Guys run trains on girls all the time with other guys.
I mean, if you're lucky enough.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
High fiving like when we were to college together.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just kidding, that's gross. I think I would.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I think I would bring in a parent just because
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Want my man to like one of my sisters.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So you would actively punish yourself just so your man
didn't get to see one of your sisters.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like, yes, my sisters are hot.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, but you would actively punish yourself in the most
cruel way ever.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You've horrible yourself either one, but one is that I'm
not gonna let my man enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
And at least I know my mom's gonna be like
Eye Poppy, I'm not I'm not looking, I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, she's participating.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, she's in there. Did you did you the hyge
Poppy pert? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I hate everything about it.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Like we welcome walk backs on the Wild Thoughts podcast,
But do you guys have to be so disgusting?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That was one You're directing that towards one person?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Do you have to be so gross? Anyways? Clean it up, Jess.
You're sick. Yeah, you guys are sick.
It feels so weird starting a Wild Thoughts podcast with
just here and not in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I know I don't go number two here.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Whatever, Well, happy Wild Thoughts. Yeah, and we've got some
talkbacks to get to. I've been hanging on to this
article specifically for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm just going to share this with you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It says in a there's a there's a reddit thread
right where male males are claiming that ozembic is making
their junk row really and.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There's no like science to back this up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But one guy said, I recently measured myself down there
and I noticed about a one inch gain, and so
he's like wondering if other guys have been experienced the
same thing. And according to this article, the average size
does continue to rise, and some researchers do think that
like ozembic or these type of drugs do have something
to do with it, although I think it's too early
(00:58):
to really tell for sure. But what do you guys
think about this? There was a study that was then
in the UK the average size has grown ten percent
just over time between twenty two and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's just a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's grown from five point one seven inches to five
point six three inches.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's the average in the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Don't they use millimeters and centimeters over there?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well they converted it to inches because this is published
to the US.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Just check in. But do you think there's enough men
they're on no zempic? Are they trying to imply that
that's the reason for.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I think they're applying that, yeah, going up. I think
they're implying that it's over time. It's been getting bigger anyways,
but because I think it's too early to really say
that ozempic is the reasoning.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Bigger over time. So alight, that's I was just like,
just when I thought they can't get any bigger, it
just keeps growing, just keeps growing, which is a nice
little perk. I do you think it's possible that men's
stomachs are just getting smaller and like they're the whole
area is slimmed down, so like their junk looks bigger.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So it's like more to measure, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Because like you're measuring from an area that's now sunken
back in a little bit far there's less pa so
now you're just getting you're gaining more length that way,
from where you pull the tape measure, right.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, that is possible, and maybe they like trim down
there too, and so there's more area where their hair was. Yeah, right,
I guess there's a lot of different factors.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That we have to uh.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I guess some guys get on ozembic whatever, they're able
to look down and see that they're junk for the
first time.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
No bigger to them because they hadn't seen it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, like, oh man, thing's huge.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Now I need help with this one sentence here in
the article. I'm so this is going back to a
study that was done in twenty Sorry about the years
twenty twenty two to twenty twenty four. Okay, the data
on I'm rooting this word for word, right. The data
also revealed that Venezuelan men experienced a massive increase from
one point four to two inches to six point six
(03:00):
seven inches within those two years.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You mean originally they were averaging only one point seven
inches one point four inches.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm reading it word for word, and that's why I
needed some help. But do you think that's a typo?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No? Wonder? When I went to Venezuela, I was like
a god down there?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Sense Wait, no, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Can the average grow that much within two years?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, it could not.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's a typo. Yes, maybe everyone's just walking around down
there with one inches.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They could. I mean, you could, in theory have a
large segment of a population all have one inches, right,
But then how did they suddenly sprout them? They rub
a little miracle grow on there, and next thing you know,
they got it all. Now, I don't foresee that being
the answer. When I went to Venezuela, you guys, I
was like a Venezuelan sensation. I'm telling you why.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I believe that I was kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
A big deal down there with who the ladies. I've
been to Venezuela a few times.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My parents used to live there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, my parents are like more you would live there
for a while. So when I would go to visit, Look,
they didn't have not a lot of us tourists there.
It was just not so like I think. I was
like this dude from California, you just.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like slaying hose.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I would never say it like that. This is the
Wild Thoughts Podcast. I was banging hell a bitches.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Were you actually I did? I did all right for
myself in Venezuela. Just put that way. I got a
lot of attention there. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Was there a language barrier, of.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Course, but my Spanish is actually pretty good, and especially
when I'm drinking, Oh forget about it. I can say
anything in Spanish, not that I needed.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
To, because I was like, also a universal language, like
you don't need to like speak anything else.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, but Dick and all the other dudes around me
had little one and a half inches and here I
come whipping out a big one. I'm like some I'm
like some surf I'm like some surf god from California.
For all they know. That's what I was telling them obviously,
And like everyone was just like, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Why do you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Guys then get the better end of things because they're
getting these perks of like it getting bigger with ozempic.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But then we've heard of like.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Vaginas are getting smaller flat or bigger flat butt or
what was it deflated o butt?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, but I feel like that's just you lose weight
fast enough on anything.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Are guys too, you know?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, this is a nice little perk if it's true.
I mean the ozempic thing right for guys.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I wonder if it actually is true though.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, our ladies, our lady parts getting bigger too. Wait,
that would be an interesting side effect for I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Do you have anything for the Wild Thoughts podcast grams?
I got something else. If you don't, let's go you.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So have you guys heard of crapsules?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I took one like a half hour ago.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you're so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, I'm not a public pooper.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, No, this is like a like a poop hill,
and you're taking crapsules a poo hill. Yeah, crapsail, a
poop hill, A craps like a capsule, but it's like
a like one of pooh, So it's a crapsule.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Okay. So you've heard of, like, like you said hill,
you said pill Yeah, okay, I thought you said, like, man,
that's like one big mountain of shit.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, no, you see that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So we've heard of, like, sorry to be gross, we've
heard of like transplants of the fecal stuff actually having
some like benefits for people who yeah, that need help
in the probiotic department and things like that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Your gut health. Look, I'll say that. I'll shout this
from the rooftops. Your gut health is the most important
thing to your overall health. I believe that's where all
the bacteria in your body. You need everything in balance.
You go taking antibiotics and stuff, it just wipes that
out and next thing you know, you're getting sick every
two weeks, right, So that bacteria operating full steam.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So there's people that.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Don't have the bacterial and that's the only way for
them to get it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So they people will do like fecal transplants and it
like helps with a lot of different things and supposedly.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Can even reverse some signs of aging. You're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, they're trying to see if something else will work.
Crapsules where it's freeze dried fegal but like in pill form. Yeah,
the bacteria, Like you take that and it can help
like liver disease and even like like cancer symptoms, things
like that. These are like magical things. But could you
guys ever.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But it's somebody else's, Like you don't know who.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's someone else's could be a people, you guys, ever,
take a pool pill.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'll just switch my diet. I don't think it's that simple.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Eat a lot of yogurt.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's not what it is. You're not getting all your
probiotics and stuff like that. You can get some of
that gut health bacteria, but like some of that stuff
is like some deep down old.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And you can only get it by putting a pool
pill in your mouth. Yeah, okay, I'll pass.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I get a glass of water with it, right.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know, you get a glass of pool.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm not dry gulf in a bunch of pills, like
as long as I have a big glass of water,
and I need that pill like wrapped hell tight, like
a lot of layers of the casine or whatever they.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like, the actual capsule.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That takes a part in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's I mean, you know, like some pills, you take
it like sticks to your tongue or something, and you
can feel it start.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To dissolve, but you have to bite like it's one
of those capsules where.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You got to chew it up. Yeah, no thanks. I
feel like I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Really good at not tasting pills.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I always do like water first, and then I slide
the pill my mouth, so it's already water in my
mouth and.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Just swam like gargling water.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Like I'll do a mouth and then swallow, then put
the pill in there and then swallow.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's not that hard. You just throw it in there.
But I don't want to taste it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't ever taste them. You just chuck it in there,
and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Some vitamins tastes nasty.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And I feel like if I already have the water
and just pop it in, it's floating around there.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
And you're making like vitamin and water in there.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not really because in like a second, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
There's nothing worse though, than when a pill gets jail
like slightly lodged in your throat and you're just like
and then you start drinking water. It doesn't move, like,
explain to me how that works. It's so painful, this
water just washing past.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And imagine if it was pooh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Pills stuck in Oh. Everybody at the office, like, did
you smell did you smell Selena's breath? It smells like
real ship today. It smells really bad. It's because of pills.
I take a poop pill if it I'm telling you
your gut health.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
There's something to that, you guys, if I really really had,
if it's gonna give you, like some disease, nuts is
that I needed?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Like and it was the only cure I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Of course, it's either that the actual transplant either got to.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Go down or it's got to go up.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You could stick it up, Yeah, No, I'd rather the pill. Yeah,
when you put it that way, I rather do the pill. Yeah,
that's still disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Though.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
There's an urban dictionary name for the stick it up one, right,
a butt bullet.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
No, I thought it was like a like a Alaskan
pipeline or something.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No, but it's interesting you bring that up because that's
the Alaskan pipeline makes its way into one of these
talkback questions left for this wild Is the Alaskan pipeline
is something different? That's an urban dictionary thing. You can
look it up totally totally. I mean, it does involve
the number two, but it's.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
A totally okay, that's that's different.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's a different scenario.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What's the other one I was thinking of? Do you remember?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I just know that, like there are certain medicines and
like certain laxatives and stuff that are suppositories there, but
bleets you got to send it up your.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah from a butt, all right, we had some talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yep, here we go, Robert from Gilt. Yes, this is
a question for you for the wild thoughts.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Would you rather play the.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Rusty trembone on your boyfriend or fiance? Would you rather
have play the Alaska pipeline on you?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Why are you guys so gross? Yes, you're Everyone in
Gilroy is just disgusting apparently.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I blame Gilroy and silliness by just being yeah,
it's all the same to me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
All right, Jess, So the question one, what's the rusty trombone?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Give you time to google that? This clearly this question
clearly was directed for you because it said your boyfriend,
yea fiance, So this question.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is this is for everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, I don't have a fiance and I don't have
a man, so I can't give someone.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, he literally says, for Jess.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I can't give someone. I mean I could, in theory
give someone rusty trombone, but this is for you.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No pick one.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I'm gonna have to go with I guess rusty trombone
because the pipeline one is that just I can't I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, okay, I still don't know what the pipeline is.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What do you mean? What does this? You google it?
You typed it into the Urban Dictionary, right.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's disgusting who thinks of these things?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Which one would you hypothetically pick?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, hold on, so I look at the Alaskan pipeline
when they.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Go yeah, don't yeah, okay, enough.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You can look that up on your own.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
If you don't know what the Alaskan pipeline is, the
rusty trump.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Literally, people that are listening to this podcast, they already
know what the Alaskan pipeline is, but continue.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Ew the rusty trombone. You would rather do that to
your man? I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Do either one.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You have to pick one. This question was for you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
But it's just and she already picked the resty trombone.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I feel like it's more gross if he's like doing.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That, So you would give your man an RJ. Well,
I don't want to. That's what you picked.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's what she picked, all right. Next question on the
Wild Thoughts on the talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I should say, good morning JV show this talkbacks for
the Wild Thoughts podcast. What would you guys rather do
have one of your parents join you and your significant
other and sexy time? Or would you guys rather have
one of your siblings join you and your significant other
during sexy time?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
What is wrong with you guys? You guys are sick?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Wait, first question, is the same person that as that
left the previous talk pack?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It might be.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I found some similarities there in the way that they speak.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I wasn't really paying attention, but I'm gonna go off
if you say yes, Graham, because Graham, you know it's voices.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I think it's the same person. You're sick.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You should be a voice expert.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
By the way, like Graham is able to tell like
if we get a caller, who'd be like, I think
that was so and so that told us this on
the phone three years ago.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And you're able to like detect.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I should work for like the FBI.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You honestly should. So many cases here on the JV show.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I really forgot the two options.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Uh, it's your parents joining in you and your significant
other for sexy time or sorry, one of your parents
or one of your siblings siblings joining Are your siblings
joining in? Just this question is for you? No, it's
not the same person just answers.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I gotta think it's a quick two option things.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, you go first, Rover wasting time in the podcast,
nobody wants to or is arguing, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This is a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, no, it's a no brainer. It's okay, go Jess.
But I don't know genuinely would rather die, like kill me?
Well no, not right now. Oh my god, that got dark.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But I'm saying, I like looking around for something I
could use something hand sanitizerd rather die.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Than do any of those ones. A parent or a sibling, Yeah,
they're joining in. I don't. I guess a parent my
mom my mom, because you're.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're bringing your mom into that was just like, but
I just feel like your mom's just like eye poppy.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But I could never look at my anybody that same.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
After that way you go, I already chose.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I said, I take one of an option, either your
sibling gram or your parent sibling which mom, your brother. Yeah,
I feel like it's not that big of a deal
for guys like you.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Guys run trains on girls all the time with other guys.
I mean, if you're lucky enough.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
High fiving like when we were to college together.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just kidding, that's gross. I think I would.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I think I would bring in a parent just because
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Want my man to like one of my sisters.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So you would actively punish yourself just so your man
didn't get to see one of your sisters.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like, yes, my sisters are hot.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, but you would actively punish yourself in the most
cruel way ever.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You've horrible yourself either one, but one is that I'm
not gonna let my man enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
And at least I know my mom's gonna be like
Eye Poppy, I'm not I'm not looking, I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, she's participating.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, she's in there. Did you did you the hyge
Poppy pert? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I hate everything about it.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Like we welcome walk backs on the Wild Thoughts podcast,
But do you guys have to be so disgusting?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That was one You're directing that towards one person?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Do you have to be so gross? Anyways? Clean it up, Jess.
You're sick. Yeah, you guys are sick.
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