August 12, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's episode we talked about something that happens at the barber shop, a new fetish and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right there, Graham.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You promised us we were going to talk about you
taking body shots off some rdarettes.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm just saying it's something that has happened before in
my past. But by the way, welcome to Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know how this got brought up on the
JV show, but you wouldn't discuss it any further there,
But now this is the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let it loose. Well. On the show today, we were
talking about getting stuck on the middle seat on airplanes
and there was a guy that's like, middle seats the
best because you have a chance to socialize with two people,
one on either side of you, and if you're in
a different seat in the in the road, then you
might only have one person to talk to you. And
I was like, never in the history of an airplane
has a hot chick ever gotten sat next to you
as a guy. You see him walking down the aisle,
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and never do they like, yep, that's my seat and
they sit right next to you. It never happens. Ever,
although one time on a flight to Vegas with some buddies,
one of them knew one of the flight attendants and
she smuggled us a bunch of mini bottles of alcohol.
It was awesome, and then that cool, and then even
getting off the flight, she handed us a brown bag
(00:58):
full of like twenty mini bottles and like, back when
you're in college, like you very much appreciated all the free.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Booze on the way to I would appreciate that. Yeah,
it was awesome at twenty six and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah. So anyways, our buddy Edgar without the haircut left
to talk back, saying one time he was on a
flight back from Mexico City. He was there for an
NFL game where the Raiders were playing. I don't remember who,
and he said he had an early morning flight and
who did he get sat next to? Dart? He said,
she was very chatty and it was a great flight.
And I was like, wow, that's the first time in
(01:28):
the history of a dude did an attractive woman get
sat next to you on a flight, because it just
never happens.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, get to the body shots.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So I just said something. I said, I was kind
of a big deal with the raidu ets back in
the day. I was joking about that, but I knew
a lot of them because I bartended with a couple
of them. And then the Raidaurets. They would other radarets
would come in there and hang out and drink and whatnot,
and so like, what's that? Why is that some incredible
story that like there's some body shots has been taken
off of raidurets before, and raidorants have taken body shots
(01:56):
off me before. There was the shot on you. You know,
it's like a body shot, like you know, you just
the you know you did.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They have to lick you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, they lick your neck and that's where you put
the salt and then you put the lime in your
mouth and they licked that. You take the shot and
or you lick the salt and then they take the
shot and they take the lime out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But is this is the is the shot like in
your cleavage or something like I don't have cleavage in
their cleavage.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There's might have been so you had your face in
their cleavage. Maybe this is so exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is before I was ever dating.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She was still denying you at this point.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
This is a long long time ago. I don't know
if like the body shot was like see how we
always took a body shot to me and like you're
not like pouring it off your belly button or something,
although you can do it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I imagine the shot glass being like in their boobs
and then you're like literally getting the shot out of there.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, but normally it was just like lick the salt,
take the shot, and then you take the lime out
of their mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But like, I've never done anything short.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Of before kissing them. You've never done a body shot? No,
what jess have you guys ever lived? I guess not.
I kind of want to do one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm gonna do one this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're fantastic, although there was this one time.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Wait, so you took the line out of their mouth.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, they hold you hold the line like in your
teeth like right there, so like for you to get
it like you kind of like you know, and so you're.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Doing that to like multiple of them at the same part.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The one you like, I'm not going to say it
hadn't happened, but whatever, Oh my god, there was one time.
Now this is okay, even farther back, this is pre Raderette.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, there was.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
A girl I was working at the bar late night,
like she's like one of the last people there, and
like I kind of knew her, I think. Anyways, I
want to do a body shot. Yeah, and she did
the one where she like is laying on the bar
top right, okay, And so that one I feel like
it's like salt on the stomach or whatever. I can't
remember maybe the shot anyways, do you know? An And
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she's laying there with the lime in her mouth, right,
so like you lick the sold off maybe her stomach
or whatever, and you take the shot and then you
have to kind of lean over to get the lime
out of her mouth, right, you know, every now and again,
I'm really good at taking shots. You know, every now
and again when a tequila shot hits you the wrong
way and like your stomach makes that like, you know sound.
(04:24):
That happened to me as I'm because I think it
was part of like the the shot was huge whatever.
And then sometimes tequila just goes down the wrong tube.
And then but also the act of kind of hunching over,
leaning over to get to where her head at what
you do. I swear to god, I was within a
millisecond of just yacking right on her face. And never
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in my life if I fought that back more than
that moment. But I guarantee she heard the sound where
it was like, you know, your stomach makes something's about
to happen. I can only imagine, like had I just
yacked right there in her face, like she definitely wouldn't
have gone home with me that night. Oh but she did.
I don't really remember, Yes, you do. It could have
(05:08):
been that that time. It could have been again. She
was also a raider.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
See. I like when you share story times because it's
it's stuff that like I haven't never done. I always
like sitting here like a child, like like you know,
I like love these stories that you.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Have to share.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
How have you guys never taken a body shot? Like
I've only done regular shots. I guess you just do
tequila shots the old fashioned way.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wow, you guys haven't lived. I have a lot of
good Like the years Bartenny in San Francisco were let
me just say a lot of fun. Like a lot
of that stuff happened. It was just like sort.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Of you know, like with your customers.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, it's just sort of par for the course. It
just happened.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know what if somebody that you weren't attracted to
is like, hey, want to do a body shot off me?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Like, would you still do it?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, not even for the tenth Like I'm sure they'd
be tipping you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't think I would. But it's not like you're
like doing that right now off a guy. It's not like, no,
it's not like you're would you. It's not like you're
taking body shots off of customers, like right when the
bar is like packed and busy. This was like after
you know, the barber clothes or whatever, and people would
hang out and drink.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know, would you do a body shot off of
brock Prety?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, of course, that's my boy? Why not? I don't
know if he wanted to. I don't want to take
the line out.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Of his mouth, or but if he wanted you to.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He wants me to lick some salt off his abs? Sure?
Why not? You guys are gross, You're gross. Stop it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Anyways, I know you had something you wanted to talk
about before I just forced.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I wanted to talk about barber Dick. Oh what So
I saw this guy that he posted about this. I
guess he was on Big Brother, maybe he was in
the UK or something, and he is a barber and
he says, this is something that happens from time to
time when he's cutting other guy's hair, is that they'll
the customer will accidentally bump into his junk, you know,
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because you're you have to get real close to the
customer and you're like real focused on you know, lining
them upright or whatever, and a person's arm or maybe
you do it yourself, but you bump your junk into
their arm or the shoulder or whatever is there a
and he says it's incredibly awkward, but he's just like,
this is something that happens. It's barber dick, and I'm
(07:24):
assuming that is probably happened to me, although I generally
get my haircut by a woman, in which case you
get barber boob. That happens quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Does it. Yes, I could see that happening.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I feel like I don't get my hair done enough
to have noticed it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You don't ever get hairstylist boob like bumps into you
as they're like working on something.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm at some point, but I just can't recall it
now because I rarely go to a hair salon.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I don't think it happens as often as for men,
because I feel like for many you really have to
kind of get in there.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You have to get closer to the head versus women.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Most of the time, if I'm getting a haircut or
something like, you're they're probably not bad.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you have your hair all the way stretch, like
shampoo in your hair or something?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They don't ever because like when I'm getting my hair shampooed,
she like her she like rests her boobs like right
on my face.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Honest?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Is that normal?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Getting your hair shampooed is always best. It's the best
because it feels so good. But it's like the most
awkward thing because it's like, do you keep your eyes
open and then you can like you see their boobs
in the cortin of your eyes and their faces right.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
There close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Is that weird? Like it's weird?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Right then they think that You're like, oh, you know,
I think you have.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
To keep your eyes open, but you look I was like.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Just like.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They are, yeah, so awkward though I do never know.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, best, there is something about getting your hair.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shampoo and then my person always tries to talk to me,
and I'm like, I can't fucking hear you, but I
don't want to be like what what I try to like,
I try so hard to listen to what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Your head's down there in the bowl, and it's like
like that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I'm actually kind of confused, Graham.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I didn't think guys got their hair shampooed after they.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Got No you do, I get you get your hair
shampooed first, so you do get that?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, Oh yeah, I think I didn't think they did
that for guys.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's phenomenal. Well, I just assume she needs a place
to rest her boobs because she's like tired because she's
on her feet all day and so like I just
want Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Don't they just go in and think, but you go
to like great Clips or something.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
No, I just go to a regular salon. I go
to Actually, I go to the same woman that cut
my hair when I was like in high school. I
mean she's like a year older than me.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I don't I feel like regular barbershops they don't even
like have you just.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Go in, sit there, they cut your hair, and you
walk out of there with a lot of hair on you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, but like if you go in with your hair
like you have gel or some something in your hair,
then it's better to just wash that out so they
can It makes it easier to come that makes.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sense, But they don't.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They don't make you come with pre washed hair and
have all like this stuff out like we go to
get our hair done like.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, but I guess it just doesn't work out
that because all I go straight from work to there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
You know, I don't have to you have in your
hair right now? Yeah, you think it's just sticking up
like that.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I don't have time to. I don't have to just
stick it up all stupid like that on its own. Wow,
that was like that. It sounded like that. Okay, but
they a lot because a lot of times they cut
your hair when it's wet. So if you go in
there and dry dog it without getting shampooed, then they
have to like miss your hair with a squirter bottle.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, guys, it's easier just.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
To throw your head in the sink and then you
get to.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Do they dry it for you after you sit into
the dryer.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, they just like talent real quick because they cut
it while it's wet and then by the time like
you're done, maybe they hit you with the hair dry
real quick, but that's usually just to blow all the
little hairs and stuff off you.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Wow. Anyways, fascinating.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
So they don't rest their boobs on your guys face
when you're getting your hair shifted.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, No, she's a little I think she's a little
far away usually when she does.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
But what about when she's leaning over the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sink, you know, I mean they're definitely in my face,
but not rested on my face?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Got it? Got it? There's a difference, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, mine's that way too.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, it's not weird at all. Yeah, right, anyways, but yeah,
Barbara dick apparently is the thing. But I haven't been
to it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I thought you were going to talk about like manscaping
honestly when you said that.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, I haven't been, but I haven't been to a
like again, I don't think I've been to had my
haircut by mail barbera in Well. No, I used to
in our last when we lived in Sara Fell, I
used to go to Mail Barbara. But he was really
really short, so there's no way his dick could reach.
I mean he was like tiny, you know, it's just no.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Way that How did that work?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Did he have to have your seat like all the
way down because you're super tall?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, he's a short, little old short King.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah anyway, okay, anyways, just anything for a while.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Thoughts podcast, Yes, really Quick.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I saw a video of a woman saying that apparently
she went down this rabbit hole after she posted a
video of it was a time lapse video of her
cleaning or doing something, but it was time laps and
she saw like her analytics and there were a bunch
of men that were randomly like clicking on her video
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and watching her video. And so she ends up doing
a little bit of research and turns out guys get
quote horned up from watching time lapse videos, like this
is an actual thing. She found a Reddit thread she
apparently like there's a lot of searches for like time
lapse girls, and so they like to watch.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Women do doesn't matter what they're doing. It doesn't matter
what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I guess some of them mentioned like doing yoga, but
like really fast, like basically a time lapse video of
just random different things.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What do you think about that? Because that's so strange
to me. I would never think.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It can't make any sense to me, Like why would
it why, Like they just like ram you're.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
A guy, Yeah, this is that's not surprising to me.
If it's an attractive woman. We don't care the format
of what the video is, what she's doing, Like it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Could be like cleaning.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just here's my time lap cooking and you're getting
turned on.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well yeah, if these bazoomers again are resting on your
face while they're she's doing the cooking, it doesn't really matter.
I just like, I think the majority of the content
that's put again this is you know, my Instagram algorithm
or whatever that's serving you. But like, I feel like
the majority of these videos that women maybe initially make,
like get Ready with Me or whatever they are, I
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think they're really geared towards men because like all they're
doing is like it's a lot of bazoomers and stuff
like that. Like I feel like they're I bet you
if you analyzed the number of views or whatever, male
versus female, I bet you it's a lot of dudes.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't think so if I were to do get
Ready with Me, it's not because I want a bunch
of guys watching.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, it's not because you want a bunch of guys watching.
But I I feel like a lot of this is
I feel a lot of the viewership is men. I'm
just using get Ready with me. I don't know, like
it could be any any sort of video content, but
I feel like ladies kind of know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Also, yeah, so on thread it, someone said I have
a whole collection of time laps women doing random things.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It turns me on.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Like crazy, and I guess there's like it's like a
whole thread so I guess like more people were commenting
on that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
As well, the time lapse part of it. It's weird,
right yeah, but like women, Okay, so for example, women
posting a time lapse video of them wearing not a
lot of clothes doing yoga. You know, like, who's that
video for?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Okay, but let's say it's nothing, because fine wearing not
a lot of clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
What if it's But like yoga wear is very revealing
just in itself, So like who's that video for? Is
it how to for other people? Like what are you
posting that video for?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Just posting it for herself and her fitness friends.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Because because if you're a fitness influencer, it's not like
you're going to be wearing like, I don't know, like a.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Huge parka I don't even know what a park is.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Or do you know what a park is? Just I
do know. It's like a jacket. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Fitness influencer doing a bunch of squats with her butt out.
Who do you think consumes most of that?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Probably guys there because because her butt is front and center.
But she's not like, oh I'm gonna do a squat.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Video for these guys.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
She's she's a fitness influencer.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I just think you should know who do you think
is consuming your content?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But sometimes your.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Content gets pushed out to them even if you don't
want it to. Because It's happened to me, and I'm like,
I'm not over here.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Like hey, that's what I mean. Like just like I
feel like i'd rather have my content be for women.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, you can't choose that, Yeah no, I no, But
but really like a timeless cleaning video.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, that just seems strange.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's sexist. Now, like, oh woman cleaning?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That turns you on fast now that you mentioned it,
Yeah makes sense. There are some dishes in the mix.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That concludes today's wild thoughts. Thank you for listening to
this BS, see you bros.
Right there, Graham.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You promised us we were going to talk about you
taking body shots off some rdarettes.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm just saying it's something that has happened before in
my past. But by the way, welcome to Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know how this got brought up on the
JV show, but you wouldn't discuss it any further there,
But now this is the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let it loose. Well. On the show today, we were
talking about getting stuck on the middle seat on airplanes
and there was a guy that's like, middle seats the
best because you have a chance to socialize with two people,
one on either side of you, and if you're in
a different seat in the in the road, then you
might only have one person to talk to you. And
I was like, never in the history of an airplane
has a hot chick ever gotten sat next to you
as a guy. You see him walking down the aisle,
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and never do they like, yep, that's my seat and
they sit right next to you. It never happens. Ever,
although one time on a flight to Vegas with some buddies,
one of them knew one of the flight attendants and
she smuggled us a bunch of mini bottles of alcohol.
It was awesome, and then that cool, and then even
getting off the flight, she handed us a brown bag
(00:58):
full of like twenty mini bottles and like, back when
you're in college, like you very much appreciated all the free.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Booze on the way to I would appreciate that. Yeah,
it was awesome at twenty six and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah. So anyways, our buddy Edgar without the haircut left
to talk back, saying one time he was on a
flight back from Mexico City. He was there for an
NFL game where the Raiders were playing. I don't remember who,
and he said he had an early morning flight and
who did he get sat next to? Dart? He said,
she was very chatty and it was a great flight.
And I was like, wow, that's the first time in
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the history of a dude did an attractive woman get
sat next to you on a flight, because it just
never happens.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, get to the body shots.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So I just said something. I said, I was kind
of a big deal with the raidu ets back in
the day. I was joking about that, but I knew
a lot of them because I bartended with a couple
of them. And then the Raidaurets. They would other radarets
would come in there and hang out and drink and whatnot,
and so like, what's that? Why is that some incredible
story that like there's some body shots has been taken
off of raidurets before, and raidorants have taken body shots
(01:56):
off me before. There was the shot on you. You know,
it's like a body shot, like you know, you just
the you know you did.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They have to lick you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, they lick your neck and that's where you put
the salt and then you put the lime in your
mouth and they licked that. You take the shot and
or you lick the salt and then they take the
shot and they take the lime out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But is this is the is the shot like in
your cleavage or something like I don't have cleavage in
their cleavage.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There's might have been so you had your face in
their cleavage. Maybe this is so exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is before I was ever dating.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She was still denying you at this point.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
This is a long long time ago. I don't know
if like the body shot was like see how we
always took a body shot to me and like you're
not like pouring it off your belly button or something,
although you can do it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I imagine the shot glass being like in their boobs
and then you're like literally getting the shot out of there.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, but normally it was just like lick the salt,
take the shot, and then you take the lime out
of their mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But like, I've never done anything short.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Of before kissing them. You've never done a body shot? No,
what jess have you guys ever lived? I guess not.
I kind of want to do one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm gonna do one this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're fantastic, although there was this one time.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Wait, so you took the line out of their mouth.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, they hold you hold the line like in your
teeth like right there, so like for you to get
it like you kind of like you know, and so you're.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Doing that to like multiple of them at the same part.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The one you like, I'm not going to say it
hadn't happened, but whatever, Oh my god, there was one time.
Now this is okay, even farther back, this is pre Raderette.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, there was.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
A girl I was working at the bar late night,
like she's like one of the last people there, and
like I kind of knew her, I think. Anyways, I
want to do a body shot. Yeah, and she did
the one where she like is laying on the bar
top right, okay, And so that one I feel like
it's like salt on the stomach or whatever. I can't
remember maybe the shot anyways, do you know? An And
(04:00):
she's laying there with the lime in her mouth, right,
so like you lick the sold off maybe her stomach
or whatever, and you take the shot and then you
have to kind of lean over to get the lime
out of her mouth, right, you know, every now and again,
I'm really good at taking shots. You know, every now
and again when a tequila shot hits you the wrong
way and like your stomach makes that like, you know sound.
(04:24):
That happened to me as I'm because I think it
was part of like the the shot was huge whatever.
And then sometimes tequila just goes down the wrong tube.
And then but also the act of kind of hunching over,
leaning over to get to where her head at what
you do. I swear to god, I was within a
millisecond of just yacking right on her face. And never
(04:46):
in my life if I fought that back more than
that moment. But I guarantee she heard the sound where
it was like, you know, your stomach makes something's about
to happen. I can only imagine, like had I just
yacked right there in her face, like she definitely wouldn't
have gone home with me that night. Oh but she did.
I don't really remember, Yes, you do. It could have
(05:08):
been that that time. It could have been again. She
was also a raider.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
See. I like when you share story times because it's
it's stuff that like I haven't never done. I always
like sitting here like a child, like like you know,
I like love these stories that you.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Have to share.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
How have you guys never taken a body shot? Like
I've only done regular shots. I guess you just do
tequila shots the old fashioned way.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wow, you guys haven't lived. I have a lot of
good Like the years Bartenny in San Francisco were let
me just say a lot of fun. Like a lot
of that stuff happened. It was just like sort.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Of you know, like with your customers.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, it's just sort of par for the course. It
just happened.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know what if somebody that you weren't attracted to
is like, hey, want to do a body shot off me?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Like, would you still do it?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, not even for the tenth Like I'm sure they'd
be tipping you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't think I would. But it's not like you're
like doing that right now off a guy. It's not like, no,
it's not like you're would you. It's not like you're
taking body shots off of customers, like right when the
bar is like packed and busy. This was like after
you know, the barber clothes or whatever, and people would
hang out and drink.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know, would you do a body shot off of
brock Prety?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, of course, that's my boy? Why not? I don't
know if he wanted to. I don't want to take
the line out.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Of his mouth, or but if he wanted you to.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He wants me to lick some salt off his abs? Sure?
Why not? You guys are gross, You're gross. Stop it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Anyways, I know you had something you wanted to talk
about before I just forced.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I wanted to talk about barber Dick. Oh what So
I saw this guy that he posted about this. I
guess he was on Big Brother, maybe he was in
the UK or something, and he is a barber and
he says, this is something that happens from time to
time when he's cutting other guy's hair, is that they'll
the customer will accidentally bump into his junk, you know,
(07:01):
because you're you have to get real close to the
customer and you're like real focused on you know, lining
them upright or whatever, and a person's arm or maybe
you do it yourself, but you bump your junk into
their arm or the shoulder or whatever is there a
and he says it's incredibly awkward, but he's just like,
this is something that happens. It's barber dick, and I'm
(07:24):
assuming that is probably happened to me, although I generally
get my haircut by a woman, in which case you
get barber boob. That happens quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Does it. Yes, I could see that happening.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I feel like I don't get my hair done enough
to have noticed it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You don't ever get hairstylist boob like bumps into you
as they're like working on something.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm at some point, but I just can't recall it
now because I rarely go to a hair salon.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I don't think it happens as often as for men,
because I feel like for many you really have to
kind of get in there.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You have to get closer to the head versus women.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Most of the time, if I'm getting a haircut or
something like, you're they're probably not bad.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you have your hair all the way stretch, like
shampoo in your hair or something?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They don't ever because like when I'm getting my hair shampooed,
she like her she like rests her boobs like right
on my face.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Honest?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Is that normal?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Getting your hair shampooed is always best. It's the best
because it feels so good. But it's like the most
awkward thing because it's like, do you keep your eyes
open and then you can like you see their boobs
in the cortin of your eyes and their faces right.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
There close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Is that weird? Like it's weird?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Right then they think that You're like, oh, you know,
I think you have.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
To keep your eyes open, but you look I was like.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Just like.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They are, yeah, so awkward though I do never know.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, best, there is something about getting your hair.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shampoo and then my person always tries to talk to me,
and I'm like, I can't fucking hear you, but I
don't want to be like what what I try to like,
I try so hard to listen to what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Your head's down there in the bowl, and it's like
like that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I'm actually kind of confused, Graham.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I didn't think guys got their hair shampooed after they.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Got No you do, I get you get your hair
shampooed first, so you do get that?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, Oh yeah, I think I didn't think they did
that for guys.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's phenomenal. Well, I just assume she needs a place
to rest her boobs because she's like tired because she's
on her feet all day and so like I just
want Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Don't they just go in and think, but you go
to like great Clips or something.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
No, I just go to a regular salon. I go
to Actually, I go to the same woman that cut
my hair when I was like in high school. I
mean she's like a year older than me.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I don't I feel like regular barbershops they don't even
like have you just.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Go in, sit there, they cut your hair, and you
walk out of there with a lot of hair on you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, but like if you go in with your hair
like you have gel or some something in your hair,
then it's better to just wash that out so they
can It makes it easier to come that makes.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sense, But they don't.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They don't make you come with pre washed hair and
have all like this stuff out like we go to
get our hair done like.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, but I guess it just doesn't work out
that because all I go straight from work to there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
You know, I don't have to you have in your
hair right now? Yeah, you think it's just sticking up
like that.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I don't have time to. I don't have to just
stick it up all stupid like that on its own. Wow,
that was like that. It sounded like that. Okay, but
they a lot because a lot of times they cut
your hair when it's wet. So if you go in
there and dry dog it without getting shampooed, then they
have to like miss your hair with a squirter bottle.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, guys, it's easier just.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
To throw your head in the sink and then you
get to.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Do they dry it for you after you sit into
the dryer.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, they just like talent real quick because they cut
it while it's wet and then by the time like
you're done, maybe they hit you with the hair dry
real quick, but that's usually just to blow all the
little hairs and stuff off you.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Wow. Anyways, fascinating.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
So they don't rest their boobs on your guys face
when you're getting your hair shifted.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, No, she's a little I think she's a little
far away usually when she does.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
But what about when she's leaning over the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sink, you know, I mean they're definitely in my face,
but not rested on my face?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Got it? Got it? There's a difference, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, mine's that way too.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, it's not weird at all. Yeah, right, anyways, but yeah,
Barbara dick apparently is the thing. But I haven't been
to it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I thought you were going to talk about like manscaping
honestly when you said that.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, I haven't been, but I haven't been to a
like again, I don't think I've been to had my
haircut by mail barbera in Well. No, I used to
in our last when we lived in Sara Fell, I
used to go to Mail Barbara. But he was really
really short, so there's no way his dick could reach.
I mean he was like tiny, you know, it's just no.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Way that How did that work?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Did he have to have your seat like all the
way down because you're super tall?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, he's a short, little old short King.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah anyway, okay, anyways, just anything for a while.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Thoughts podcast, Yes, really Quick.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I saw a video of a woman saying that apparently
she went down this rabbit hole after she posted a
video of it was a time lapse video of her
cleaning or doing something, but it was time laps and
she saw like her analytics and there were a bunch
of men that were randomly like clicking on her video
(12:19):
and watching her video. And so she ends up doing
a little bit of research and turns out guys get
quote horned up from watching time lapse videos, like this
is an actual thing. She found a Reddit thread she
apparently like there's a lot of searches for like time
lapse girls, and so they like to watch.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Women do doesn't matter what they're doing. It doesn't matter
what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I guess some of them mentioned like doing yoga, but
like really fast, like basically a time lapse video of
just random different things.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What do you think about that? Because that's so strange
to me. I would never think.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It can't make any sense to me, Like why would
it why, Like they just like ram you're.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
A guy, Yeah, this is that's not surprising to me.
If it's an attractive woman. We don't care the format
of what the video is, what she's doing, Like it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Could be like cleaning.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just here's my time lap cooking and you're getting
turned on.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well yeah, if these bazoomers again are resting on your
face while they're she's doing the cooking, it doesn't really matter.
I just like, I think the majority of the content
that's put again this is you know, my Instagram algorithm
or whatever that's serving you. But like, I feel like
the majority of these videos that women maybe initially make,
like get Ready with Me or whatever they are, I
(13:33):
think they're really geared towards men because like all they're
doing is like it's a lot of bazoomers and stuff
like that. Like I feel like they're I bet you
if you analyzed the number of views or whatever, male
versus female, I bet you it's a lot of dudes.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't think so if I were to do get
Ready with Me, it's not because I want a bunch
of guys watching.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, it's not because you want a bunch of guys watching.
But I I feel like a lot of this is
I feel a lot of the viewership is men. I'm
just using get Ready with me. I don't know, like
it could be any any sort of video content, but
I feel like ladies kind of know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Also, yeah, so on thread it, someone said I have
a whole collection of time laps women doing random things.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It turns me on.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Like crazy, and I guess there's like it's like a
whole thread so I guess like more people were commenting
on that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
As well, the time lapse part of it. It's weird,
right yeah, but like women, Okay, so for example, women
posting a time lapse video of them wearing not a
lot of clothes doing yoga. You know, like, who's that
video for?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Okay, but let's say it's nothing, because fine wearing not
a lot of clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
What if it's But like yoga wear is very revealing
just in itself, So like who's that video for? Is
it how to for other people? Like what are you
posting that video for?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Just posting it for herself and her fitness friends.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Because because if you're a fitness influencer, it's not like
you're going to be wearing like, I don't know, like a.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Huge parka I don't even know what a park is.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Or do you know what a park is? Just I
do know. It's like a jacket. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Fitness influencer doing a bunch of squats with her butt out.
Who do you think consumes most of that?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Probably guys there because because her butt is front and center.
But she's not like, oh I'm gonna do a squat.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Video for these guys.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
She's she's a fitness influencer.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I just think you should know who do you think
is consuming your content?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But sometimes your.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Content gets pushed out to them even if you don't
want it to. Because It's happened to me, and I'm like,
I'm not over here.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Like hey, that's what I mean. Like just like I
feel like i'd rather have my content be for women.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, you can't choose that, Yeah no, I no, But
but really like a timeless cleaning video.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, that just seems strange.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's sexist. Now, like, oh woman cleaning?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That turns you on fast now that you mentioned it,
Yeah makes sense. There are some dishes in the mix.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That concludes today's wild thoughts. Thank you for listening to
this BS, see you bros.
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