September 30, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's episode you'll hear the story of a guy named Ben and the crazy accident he once had.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy, wild thought, Yeah, wild thoughts. What's up? One ball Ben?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Back at it again? One ball Ben, back at it again?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Our boss just left and he with that's what he
was talking about. One ball then back at it again?
How did that even come up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh I was talking about my uncle. Well I have
this uncle. Well I had an uncle.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
He was playing basketball in high school with a guy
that had a pencil in his back pocket, and that's
how he lost his nut.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, that's not real story.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
But then our boss had a real story about his
brother in law I can't remember and one ball Ben
back at it again? And one ball Ben, you guys,
was he thought he was some sort of Wild West
like gunslinger and he was swinging a gun, like spinning
a gun around on his finger, and it went off
and it blew off his testicle.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh my god, seems.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like the most violent way to lose a nut.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You think that's a true story?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have story, Like, that's got to be true. He
even has a nickname, one ball Ben back at it again.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And our boss made a song about it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He wrote his own song, so like, clearly this happened.
He said, this guy also slept with the prostitute that died.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Not like, my god, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
She died after not oh good, it was the dead prostitute.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He got it. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, anyway, if you're listening to this podcast, I did
have a question about because I had a friend.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I had a friend that lost a ball.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Really how did he lose it?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
He got neaed in the groin doing some like MMA
fight training, and he said later that evening, like he said,
really heard. Obviously you wouldn't know, Selena, it's worse than childbirth.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When you get kicked in.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't. I don't believe that for a second. But
how did it like just fell out?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, he said that when he got home, like he
was in a ton of pain. He got home that night,
the thing has swollen up to the size.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of a grapefruit.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh my god, Like no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So they went to the hospital and they're like, uh,
we got to cut this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
O my god.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So they opened up his sack and it was just.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Like, oh my god, it was like a it was
like a like a ball of yarn that's discussed raveling, just.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Like a little bit all the way across the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know why I get served the most disgusting
thing I made that Instagram made the other day. I
got a video if somebody they weren't human and testicles,
but like she was like cooking up some some fucking balls.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, some rocky mountain oysters. What that's the thing? You've
never had rocky mountain oysters that?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I haven't had them either. But they're like mountain goat testicles.
I might need a fact check me on that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Did they have to be for mountain goats or could
they be anything?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, if you want from the rocky mountains, right, but
I think they can be from anything.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know the way she like took that. She
like peeled the outside off and then she like chopped
them up. Oh my gosh, I did not need to
see that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That is the thing though, People eat those?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Would you ever try that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
People? Would?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I guess i'd try it. I don't know if Peter
listens to the show. They brought us vegan chicken wings today,
I don't want them to be like, no, you shouldn't
be eating animal nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, well I will not.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Anyway, Where's my question about because I've had onebody lost
it that way. I had another body lost his nut.
My cousin actually lost his nut recently.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Rip to that nut. Uh, sort of a testicular cancer situation. Yep.
So here's my question. Okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
As a woman and you're going to hook up with
a guy because you can get a prosthetic nut?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You can get a nuticle? Is that what it's called? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I think they have those for the dogs, right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, nuticle, neuticle, whatever it is. You can get like
a like an implant in there. I think they just
take like a tideless golf ball and drop it in there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Would you rather a guy has that because like you
wouldn't know you're grabbing around there.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I feel like I wouldn't even notice if one was gone.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So you don't matter. So it doesn't matter if a
guy is not. Really it's not worth getting the implant.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah maybe, yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
What if they were if they accidentally put two in
in the three? Would you notice that?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Probably not?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're not spending enough time on the nuts.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I mean, like, do you feel like if that happened
to you, would you want like a fake one?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See, that's why I was asking if there was a
preference out there, that there was like a consensus among
ladies like oh, yeah, no, you need a full sack
or not.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't really think it matters. Just do you have
a preference.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I think it is noticeable, but I think it would
be more noticeable if you had an implant.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where the hell did you just come?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It would look the same? Would it look exactly the same?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, they just put another one in therefore, like they
look like boo, you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Hey, but sometimes if they get botched, then you can tell.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well sometimes they sometimes they want the fake lite too,
obviously fake or yeah that's the one.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
If they bought you down there and they get a.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Tastefully sized testicle that's about the same size as your
other one. Because I don't think you're like, hey, doc,
give me the triple d uh, you know, extra large testicle,
and you'd have.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
One giant one and one small one.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think they put one that matches your testicle size,
and then you would never know looking at the like
how much time do you ladies spend looking at your
man's sack?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
See that's what I'm saying, not enough.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Not enough right? Not enough is right?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So your wife would notice the bone was missing on you, No,
she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Spend enough time checking and you really should. They say
that Ladies that that guys that have testicular cancer. A
lot of times it's the ladies that notice there's something
up down there because you know, they're feeling around.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
They're like, do you notice there's a large you know?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But so you guys don't feel around down there on yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I do, You're supposed to?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You really shit, I'm telling you about all guys did.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Not all guys do.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I have a cousin that's going through a cancer
right now, and that's where it started. And like I
guess he wasn't giving himself the self check enough.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't know. I haven't really asked him about how
much he was fondling his own nuts. But you need
to be you should be.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Thumb and forefinger and you just got to roll it
around ye and see if there's any maybe like once
a week, I checked twice twice a day. I already
checked in the other studio this morning. I just like
to know that they're there.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know, you came in here touching all the vegan
chicken wings that just ate.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, touched them quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Anyways, why do you oh? One ball?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Ben, back at it again, one ball, bet Jess, you
missed the story. Our boss came in with a real
doozy today. His brother lost found this article. Let me
know a gun, let me know if you're interested at all.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This article is titled I'm an er doc and people
always ask about the weirdest thing I've pulled out of a.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Patient's But of course I'm interested.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And he said, this is my craziest story. So his
name is doctor kenchi Oyasu. Uh. He posted this on TikTok.
He says, whenever he tells people that he's an er doctor,
they ask two things. One what's the sickest thing you've
ever seen? And two, what's the weirdest thing you've ever
pulled out of someone's butt? So he says, if you
really must know, anytime, he said, anytime someone goes into
(06:50):
the er the er and they're like, hey, like, well,
what's wrong with you, and they say it's personal, he
always knows it's butt stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, something launched in there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Always butt stuff, he said a guy comes in and
confessed that he and his girlfriend got a little crazy
the night before and put something in there and they
they couldn't get it back out of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Graphic football, A beanback chair, Nope, A lamp, No, weirder
than that.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Candlestick close, cucumber.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, A candle, A Yankee candle.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yanked the full size top candle. That thing's thick. Yes,
that thing's like girthy. That's like a soda can thing.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yes, not like one of those many ones. This is
like one of the regular full sized ones that you
see at the stores all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In the glass jar things coming a.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, I didn't know if Yankee candles sold like just
a standalone the candle.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, And they couldn't get it out. And the doctor's like,
you can't just reach out there and grab it because
the section causes a vacuum to pull it back in.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It stretches inside out. Yeah, decides to be hanging inside out.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He said, To like remove objects like this, you have
have to intubate the patient, paralyze under anesthesia, put them
on a ventilator like you would for any like surgery,
and then just blow.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
A bunch of hair down the throat and then shoots
out the other end. They pressurize your stomach and then.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It just muscle so you can go up and grab it.
And they even took bets there in the ear about
what the scent was. Do you guys want to guess?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I bet it was a fall theme, pine tree not
pine tree, some sort of holiday theme, some.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Sort of dusk with your sugar cookie not sugar cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Gingerbread not gingerbread. Yes, I knew it. See something holiday related.
You get real festive.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You said it was October, so it was like pumpkin spice.
It was easy. He won the bet.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, a couple of glasses of wine. You know you're decorating,
putting up your Halloween decorations.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
One thing leads to another.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
A Yankee candle up your Yankee candle, up your butt,
and then you've blown your nut off with the revolver.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Again.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, you should really show up on time for the
that podcast because you missed the story about question got
blown clean off?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Is a doctor who posted this on TikTok. Is he
allowed to be saying like sharing these stories as long
as he doesn't say the patient's name? Or is he
not supposed to be talking about it at all.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think as long as they don't say the name
or like of the like a feature, that would be
very distinctive to that person.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Because like you hear case studies about stuff in medicine
all the time, like about a patient they went through this,
and they don't say who it is.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think that's fine, that's true.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I'm not a hepa lawyer. I just play one on
this show, and I'm going to rule that it's.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, it's okay, thank you. It could be anyone.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, if he was like, hey, the world's largest Yankee
candle collector in the United States came into the er
and he had a pumpkin spice candle in his butt.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Seriously look up who the collector is?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Who that is?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
But just nameless Yankee candle fan. I mean, who isn't
a fan of a Yankee butt candle?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Right? That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I mean who among us hasn't like thought about like
what the or would that? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's like I don't even And then this article like
posted a picture of not of the candle, but of
a Yankee candle. Yeah, it's like how I would just
assume with those things you would need like the starting
point to be like smaller than it gradually gets bigger.
You know, how do you do that with something that's
just that starts big? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I don't even think I didn't even stretch?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What? What did you say? I didn't say anything? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You put stuff in there?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, I was making a joke about my own junk
like starts big and just continues big enough to ask Kate,
that was a joke, you dummies, one ball bend.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Don't change the subject, Graham anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, but how does that even get there?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know whose idea is it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
His?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Probably he's like, hey to his partner, Hey try sticking
this in there.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I mean, woman is like sick enough to think of
that on her own.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's not true him and are plenty sick.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But like, what is it to say that you accomplished
the feet like they said they couldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I couldn't fit that in there? And I did?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Or were they thinking, oh, this is going to be
actually quite pleasurable.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, there's like nothing else.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, that's just think he lit it first.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Probably farts are very flammable, you got to be careful.
My buddy bired off and blew off a pair of underwear.
Went time, what completely disintegrate? Like just turned to ashes?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, we were lighting farts on fire when we were kids.
He blew up like his underwear completely torched.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh my god, it might.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Have been the farther. I might have held a light
or too close.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Is it true that every guy tryed to like their
their hearts on fire?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I hope if you haven't tried that as a guy,
you haven't lived. I know, did you even have a childhood?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
My dad did and he was like younger, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It does work.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No, I know, yeah, but like, has every guy tried that?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I should ask my husband again? I assume, so if
you had a real childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Let me try. Let me text him you texture.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, are you going to put any context on this?
Are you gonna put any context on this?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Have you ever tried to light your farts on fire?
Question mark?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Question mark one ball? Ben back at it again.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I hope he sees it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What if he doesn't, I hope he has his like
phone out on a table somewhere when he's like it's
some business meeting. The message pops up and everyone reads
it over his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, hey, hey, your wife just texted.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Is one Ball Ben two out there for a podcast? Name?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
One Ball Ben? Back at it again.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I don't think he's going to see my text.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
One be it that backfired? Yeah? Blue is nut clean off?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well, remind me. Next wild thoughts, I'll have an answer
if AJ ever tried to light his part.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
A couple more seconds, Come on, a j Come on,
he's gonna say now.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Only wait so long. He hasn't even opened it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So he's ignoring you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, that's a red flag in your marriage. He can't
even get an answer about lighting farts on fire.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, okay, I'll have a follow up next All thoughts Ben, alright, alright,
one
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ball back out it again
Happy, wild thought, Yeah, wild thoughts. What's up? One ball Ben?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Back at it again? One ball Ben, back at it again?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Our boss just left and he with that's what he
was talking about. One ball then back at it again?
How did that even come up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh I was talking about my uncle. Well I have
this uncle. Well I had an uncle.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
He was playing basketball in high school with a guy
that had a pencil in his back pocket, and that's
how he lost his nut.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, that's not real story.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
But then our boss had a real story about his
brother in law I can't remember and one ball Ben
back at it again? And one ball Ben, you guys,
was he thought he was some sort of Wild West
like gunslinger and he was swinging a gun, like spinning
a gun around on his finger, and it went off
and it blew off his testicle.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh my god, seems.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like the most violent way to lose a nut.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You think that's a true story?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have story, Like, that's got to be true. He
even has a nickname, one ball Ben back at it again.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And our boss made a song about it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He wrote his own song, so like, clearly this happened.
He said, this guy also slept with the prostitute that died.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Not like, my god, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
She died after not oh good, it was the dead prostitute.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He got it. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, anyway, if you're listening to this podcast, I did
have a question about because I had a friend.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I had a friend that lost a ball.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Really how did he lose it?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
He got neaed in the groin doing some like MMA
fight training, and he said later that evening, like he said,
really heard. Obviously you wouldn't know, Selena, it's worse than childbirth.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When you get kicked in.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't. I don't believe that for a second. But
how did it like just fell out?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, he said that when he got home, like he
was in a ton of pain. He got home that night,
the thing has swollen up to the size.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of a grapefruit.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh my god, Like no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So they went to the hospital and they're like, uh,
we got to cut this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
O my god.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So they opened up his sack and it was just.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Like, oh my god, it was like a it was
like a like a ball of yarn that's discussed raveling, just.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Like a little bit all the way across the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know why I get served the most disgusting
thing I made that Instagram made the other day. I
got a video if somebody they weren't human and testicles,
but like she was like cooking up some some fucking balls.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, some rocky mountain oysters. What that's the thing? You've
never had rocky mountain oysters that?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I haven't had them either. But they're like mountain goat testicles.
I might need a fact check me on that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Did they have to be for mountain goats or could
they be anything?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, if you want from the rocky mountains, right, but
I think they can be from anything.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know the way she like took that. She
like peeled the outside off and then she like chopped
them up. Oh my gosh, I did not need to
see that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That is the thing though, People eat those?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Would you ever try that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
People? Would?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I guess i'd try it. I don't know if Peter
listens to the show. They brought us vegan chicken wings today,
I don't want them to be like, no, you shouldn't
be eating animal nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, well I will not.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Anyway, Where's my question about because I've had onebody lost
it that way. I had another body lost his nut.
My cousin actually lost his nut recently.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Rip to that nut. Uh, sort of a testicular cancer situation. Yep.
So here's my question. Okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
As a woman and you're going to hook up with
a guy because you can get a prosthetic nut?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You can get a nuticle? Is that what it's called? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I think they have those for the dogs, right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, nuticle, neuticle, whatever it is. You can get like
a like an implant in there. I think they just
take like a tideless golf ball and drop it in there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Would you rather a guy has that because like you
wouldn't know you're grabbing around there.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I feel like I wouldn't even notice if one was gone.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So you don't matter. So it doesn't matter if a
guy is not. Really it's not worth getting the implant.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah maybe, yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
What if they were if they accidentally put two in
in the three? Would you notice that?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Probably not?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're not spending enough time on the nuts.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I mean, like, do you feel like if that happened
to you, would you want like a fake one?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See, that's why I was asking if there was a
preference out there, that there was like a consensus among
ladies like oh, yeah, no, you need a full sack
or not.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't really think it matters. Just do you have
a preference.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I think it is noticeable, but I think it would
be more noticeable if you had an implant.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where the hell did you just come?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It would look the same? Would it look exactly the same?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, they just put another one in therefore, like they
look like boo, you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Hey, but sometimes if they get botched, then you can tell.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well sometimes they sometimes they want the fake lite too,
obviously fake or yeah that's the one.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
If they bought you down there and they get a.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Tastefully sized testicle that's about the same size as your
other one. Because I don't think you're like, hey, doc,
give me the triple d uh, you know, extra large testicle,
and you'd have.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
One giant one and one small one.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think they put one that matches your testicle size,
and then you would never know looking at the like
how much time do you ladies spend looking at your
man's sack?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
See that's what I'm saying, not enough.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Not enough right? Not enough is right?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So your wife would notice the bone was missing on you, No,
she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Spend enough time checking and you really should. They say
that Ladies that that guys that have testicular cancer. A
lot of times it's the ladies that notice there's something
up down there because you know, they're feeling around.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
They're like, do you notice there's a large you know?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But so you guys don't feel around down there on yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I do, You're supposed to?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You really shit, I'm telling you about all guys did.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Not all guys do.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I have a cousin that's going through a cancer
right now, and that's where it started. And like I
guess he wasn't giving himself the self check enough.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't know. I haven't really asked him about how
much he was fondling his own nuts. But you need
to be you should be.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Thumb and forefinger and you just got to roll it
around ye and see if there's any maybe like once
a week, I checked twice twice a day. I already
checked in the other studio this morning. I just like
to know that they're there.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know, you came in here touching all the vegan
chicken wings that just ate.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, touched them quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Anyways, why do you oh? One ball?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Ben, back at it again, one ball, bet Jess, you
missed the story. Our boss came in with a real
doozy today. His brother lost found this article. Let me
know a gun, let me know if you're interested at all.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This article is titled I'm an er doc and people
always ask about the weirdest thing I've pulled out of a.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Patient's But of course I'm interested.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And he said, this is my craziest story. So his
name is doctor kenchi Oyasu. Uh. He posted this on TikTok.
He says, whenever he tells people that he's an er doctor,
they ask two things. One what's the sickest thing you've
ever seen? And two, what's the weirdest thing you've ever
pulled out of someone's butt? So he says, if you
really must know, anytime, he said, anytime someone goes into
(06:50):
the er the er and they're like, hey, like, well,
what's wrong with you, and they say it's personal, he
always knows it's butt stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, something launched in there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Always butt stuff, he said a guy comes in and
confessed that he and his girlfriend got a little crazy
the night before and put something in there and they
they couldn't get it back out of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Graphic football, A beanback chair, Nope, A lamp, No, weirder
than that.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Candlestick close, cucumber.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, A candle, A Yankee candle.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yanked the full size top candle. That thing's thick. Yes,
that thing's like girthy. That's like a soda can thing.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yes, not like one of those many ones. This is
like one of the regular full sized ones that you
see at the stores all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In the glass jar things coming a.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, I didn't know if Yankee candles sold like just
a standalone the candle.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, And they couldn't get it out. And the doctor's like,
you can't just reach out there and grab it because
the section causes a vacuum to pull it back in.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It stretches inside out. Yeah, decides to be hanging inside out.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He said, To like remove objects like this, you have
have to intubate the patient, paralyze under anesthesia, put them
on a ventilator like you would for any like surgery,
and then just blow.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
A bunch of hair down the throat and then shoots
out the other end. They pressurize your stomach and then.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It just muscle so you can go up and grab it.
And they even took bets there in the ear about
what the scent was. Do you guys want to guess?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I bet it was a fall theme, pine tree not
pine tree, some sort of holiday theme, some.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Sort of dusk with your sugar cookie not sugar cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Gingerbread not gingerbread. Yes, I knew it. See something holiday related.
You get real festive.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You said it was October, so it was like pumpkin spice.
It was easy. He won the bet.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, a couple of glasses of wine. You know you're decorating,
putting up your Halloween decorations.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
One thing leads to another.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
A Yankee candle up your Yankee candle, up your butt,
and then you've blown your nut off with the revolver.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Again.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, you should really show up on time for the
that podcast because you missed the story about question got
blown clean off?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Is a doctor who posted this on TikTok. Is he
allowed to be saying like sharing these stories as long
as he doesn't say the patient's name? Or is he
not supposed to be talking about it at all.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think as long as they don't say the name
or like of the like a feature, that would be
very distinctive to that person.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Because like you hear case studies about stuff in medicine
all the time, like about a patient they went through this,
and they don't say who it is.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think that's fine, that's true.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I'm not a hepa lawyer. I just play one on
this show, and I'm going to rule that it's.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, it's okay, thank you. It could be anyone.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, if he was like, hey, the world's largest Yankee
candle collector in the United States came into the er
and he had a pumpkin spice candle in his butt.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Seriously look up who the collector is?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Who that is?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
But just nameless Yankee candle fan. I mean, who isn't
a fan of a Yankee butt candle?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Right? That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I mean who among us hasn't like thought about like
what the or would that? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's like I don't even And then this article like
posted a picture of not of the candle, but of
a Yankee candle. Yeah, it's like how I would just
assume with those things you would need like the starting
point to be like smaller than it gradually gets bigger.
You know, how do you do that with something that's
just that starts big? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I don't even think I didn't even stretch?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What? What did you say? I didn't say anything? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You put stuff in there?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, I was making a joke about my own junk
like starts big and just continues big enough to ask Kate,
that was a joke, you dummies, one ball bend.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Don't change the subject, Graham anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, but how does that even get there?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know whose idea is it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
His?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Probably he's like, hey to his partner, Hey try sticking
this in there.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I mean, woman is like sick enough to think of
that on her own.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's not true him and are plenty sick.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But like, what is it to say that you accomplished
the feet like they said they couldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I couldn't fit that in there? And I did?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Or were they thinking, oh, this is going to be
actually quite pleasurable.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, there's like nothing else.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, that's just think he lit it first.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Probably farts are very flammable, you got to be careful.
My buddy bired off and blew off a pair of underwear.
Went time, what completely disintegrate? Like just turned to ashes?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, we were lighting farts on fire when we were kids.
He blew up like his underwear completely torched.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh my god, it might.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Have been the farther. I might have held a light
or too close.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Is it true that every guy tryed to like their
their hearts on fire?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I hope if you haven't tried that as a guy,
you haven't lived. I know, did you even have a childhood?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
My dad did and he was like younger, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It does work.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No, I know, yeah, but like, has every guy tried that?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I should ask my husband again? I assume, so if
you had a real childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Let me try. Let me text him you texture.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, are you going to put any context on this?
Are you gonna put any context on this?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Have you ever tried to light your farts on fire?
Question mark?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Question mark one ball? Ben back at it again.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I hope he sees it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What if he doesn't, I hope he has his like
phone out on a table somewhere when he's like it's
some business meeting. The message pops up and everyone reads
it over his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, hey, hey, your wife just texted.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Is one Ball Ben two out there for a podcast? Name?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
One Ball Ben? Back at it again.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I don't think he's going to see my text.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
One be it that backfired? Yeah? Blue is nut clean off?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well, remind me. Next wild thoughts, I'll have an answer
if AJ ever tried to light his part.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
A couple more seconds, Come on, a j Come on,
he's gonna say now.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Only wait so long. He hasn't even opened it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So he's ignoring you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, that's a red flag in your marriage. He can't
even get an answer about lighting farts on fire.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, okay, I'll have a follow up next All thoughts Ben, alright, alright,
one
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ball back out it again
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