October 28, 2025 • 18 mins
On today's episode we talked about late night texts the Kourtney K lollipops and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We told Jess we're about to record this as Wild
Thoughts podcast. She's like okay, and then walks out.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And then like the door, just the studio door just
like slammed in our faces and I was like, hello,
So what just happened?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What do you think happened?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Other than the obvious stomach issues this week, it seems
to be more of a style issue issue.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Maybe she had to go drain or sty.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Maybe I don't know. That thing is.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, if you haven't seen her Stye yet, go to
our instagram JB Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
We got it on our Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is bad.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, that thing is bad.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I still maintained that because this thing has not come
to the surface.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Look, I'm a hashtag Stye survivor.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You talk about it a lot, and I've had a
couple of mean ones like that before and since it
has not come to the surface, and like presented itself
as like a little ZiT looking thing or whatever, because everybody, look,
holy tidal wave of talkbacks. Thank you to everybody that's
weighed in with like their home remedy. Everyone has a
cure that they're like, oh, you just do this and
it works. Not when it's like that like she's got
(00:58):
that's like way back son, kind of under the eye
lid a little bit more, not towards the edge. Yeah,
that's what I've had. I don't care what the fuck
you throw out that thing. There ain't nothing that's gonna
like make it come to the surface and get out
of there. I predict she's gonna have to go see
a doctor and they're gonna have to stick.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
A needle in it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what they do with mine. And look, that was
a very painful experience. I'm not gonna lie. I swear
they like numb you up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
But not all the way I want to put completely under.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Also the numbing me out part of that.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They stick a numbing needle in your eyelids, so like
you know what I mean, you're getting hit with a needle.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I would go get that done and over with because
it's Halloween weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah you want that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm trying to be outside if i'm her, not me
as me. I just remember when the size back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I just remember when the optomtrius, the stice here, the optometrists,
the optomologist or whatever you know that did mine.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I just remember like he brought his assistant in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I've said this before, like attractive young lady, and
he brought her in to observe the procedures that I
like had to really act like it didn't phaze me
at all.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
But like when your eyes start watering, there's nothing you can.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do, and when they stick a needle in your eyelid,
your eyes start watering. It looked like I had just
tears streaming down my face, and like I did not.
I was not crying, let the record show, but it
looked like I was crying.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Jess, wouldn't you rather go just get that dinner I've
ever with before Halloween? So this thing doesn't go away invitable?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I mean, I live like that.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I mean, obviously I'm gonna continue doing whatever is suggested,
but that is not even on my radar right now.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
To go get it poked.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, but that little fucker hasn't moved to the edge
of your eye, and it no, but it is.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You just can't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And because of that, since it hasn't moved, it's gonna
This is what happened to mine, right, And then it
just stayed in the spot and it turned.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Into a chalasium.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know, you could google it, but I swear
that's what it was called. And it's just like it's
basically like a scar tissuy lump that was.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Never gonna go away. And then they that's why they
had to go in there. Just start even five days
cut that shit out.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Ah, I'm not doing that. I know you guys would
love that for me. I don't love that for me.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So can we start letting us and the listeners buy
sty squares, you know, like super Bowl squares, like you
predict when the thing is gonna pop or like go away,
and everyone can buy different day squares yep, and know
whoever picks the correct day squares the one that's the
winner the money. So you're you're welcome to buy a square.
I mean, you should know your sty better than anyone.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You sleep with it everything inside our gambling.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, it's a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm very biased.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a little bit like that. But anyways, consider the idea.
Please we have a talk back.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hey guys, it's without the haircut. This is for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. It's time to go back to the
Wild Thoughts roots without getting you in trouble, of course,
but this one's more for Graham. Now, Graham, you may
not know the answer to this, but just give us
an idea. So, ladies, if you were to guess Graham's
(03:53):
body count, what do you think it is? And then
Graham let us know which one of the ladies is
the closest.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Is this going to get you in trouble?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Graham, you're not your calculators. Out your calculators. This is
a long time to figure out. Well, for he's asked
you guys to guess. I actually don't. I mean, I
don't have the numbers, so I'm not gonna be able
to tell you that number. If I sat down and
really tried to work it out, I bet I could
come pretty close.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But I don't have a number, but you have a ballpark.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Estimate.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think I would really have to sit down and
work it out. I've been married for like a very
long time.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
So you went to college, you lived in the city.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
You've told us a bunch of stories.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
If I had two guests, no, be offended.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Go fire away. I'm not going to be offended.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Will you say if I closed right or wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I actually like legitimately, would I need to like sit down,
pen and paper.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
For no exercise.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Sure I think over two hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No, not nowhere, nowhere close. OK, that's way high. But
I appre but I appreciate your thanks for the respect.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like sixty sixty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't even. I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I have to sit down and like and not because
I'm like, oh my god, it's so many.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I just forgot.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I just like, do you think over one hundred? No,
the less than one hundred, Yeah, I think more than fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I really don't know. I bet I could come to
the number, but like, I don't need to.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I've been married, happily married out and you're without the haircut.
What's your number? You tell me your number. There's a
few in there that are a little fuzzy names. I
may not remember, you know, if I said, it's been
a long time, so like, I wouldn't really that that
never happened, never never happened. We went out to lunch
(05:38):
one time. She ordered a salad and then she just
bored me from here on out.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
And now she's rich.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well that's probably yea, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I did want to ask you ladies about the one
night stand because I read this article and listen this one.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This woman in New Jersey, she just had to plead
guilty to arson charges. She says, this guy texted her. Well,
they have the transcripts of their text messages. He texted
her about four o'clock in the morning and it was
just a straight booty call text. Well, he just said hello,
and then she responded, and then he said, quote, bring
you ass. And so she decided to bring her ass
(06:18):
over there.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What about the rest of her.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
By the time she got there, this dude had already
fallen asleep.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh my, So she's.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Texting the text or getting angry and angry, She's pounding
on the door. Nobody's answering. So she went to a
nearby gas station, purchased some lighter fluid and some matches
and some rags and things, and set.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
His house on fire.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh my god, are escalated really fast.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yes, I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're not joshing us.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm not Josh.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She sat it on yesterday's show. Nobody said anything. I
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't remember me either, but I ever because Ed
Gene said it in that Netflix series and ever since
he said that, I've been like looking for a reason
to say.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
By the way, I finally got around to watching some
of it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Gross.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't know if i'd recommend.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I recommend in the court transcripts of this case that
the guy said she was quote a side chick that
he had been having sex with, and her text later
as she's getting angry here first one, you wasted my
money to come out here. Didn't reply to that one.
Then he then she said, you smoked. What's the next one?
(07:23):
And then it said I see you want to die
In the next text, I swear to God, I hope
you die. And then she went and set his house
on fire.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
One booty call gone entirely wrong. I figure you ladies
probably have some booty call gone wrong stories.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So let's hear them.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, have you ever this is a safe space because
this is the Wild Thoughts podcast. Have you ever like
late night gone to a guy's house like late night,
just like you know that you're not going to like
hang out, watch a movie.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's just like the.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Door opens and it's on. Have you ever like late night? Y?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I used to have like a guy that was just that,
Like we were friends first, so it's like we were
friend we could we could hang out if we wanted to.
There was times we did, we would like go out,
but there's other times where that's all it was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So if you texted you up and then he said
bring your ass, then you would just.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Go, well, he would have to come pick me up.
He would pick me up because I didn't have a car,
and then he would.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Take it like that's nice to him.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, okay, but they were just saying bring your ass
and bring your game.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, that's how a booty call generally, right, right right works.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Just have you ever gone to and not somebody that
you're dating, just gone to somebody's house they texted you
bring your ass more or less. I don't know how
they would have said, you know, said it to you
and then you just showed up and there was like,
you know, you're not hanging out watching Netflix or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
It's like door opens and like.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
There's no Netflix even in the background.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, there was.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Definitely always like hanging out involved boring, but.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
There was not Was there a person that you like
consistently did that with, like that was the nature of
your relationship, right?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
But I wasn't. But I also wasn't like popping up
to their house, Like, Hey, let's.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Right, they always ask first.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No. But I'm saying not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I'm saying there was like the like I wasn't necessarily
going to the guy's house. Whether it was because he
lived with family or whatever, it was like I wasn't
going to go do that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh that didn't stop me. We just waited till his
mom left.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hey mom, it's about two am. You need to leave.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Now go get the grocer.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Time for the smashy. Have either of you, ladies ever
been the one to initiate the Have you ever been
the one to say bring Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, I don't think I initiated, not that I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I think it was like that's beneath you, like
like not beneath you, but I mean, like you're you
think the guy should be the one to initiate the booty.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I think I think women can. I just I just didn't.
He just always did. Yeah, I mean I don't know,
and he did frequently enough that I didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I couldn't be like, bring your ass because you
would have to come pick me up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Remember, but why couldn't you have come to your plate?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Because you were living my mom.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And you couldn't just tell ma, God, did you have
somewhere to be, We're gonna smash.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I had like to your to the to answer the question.
There were a couple in my younger bar attending days.
There were a few instances where I got the bring
your ass text, but like that they were willing to
travel to me.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Oh so it's like I'll take my ass.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, like you I'm coming bring sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And like, was this to your dorm?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
No? No, it's when I lived in the city, just
to my apartment.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
And is it because did they not live alone or something?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I don't know. You to if I had.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
My own place, I'm not bringing my ass anywhere. You
can bring your ass.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Why do I have to leave?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But like if you're a dude, you don't argue, like, hey,
i'd like to be a gentleman.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Should I be coming to your place? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I was already in bed, half asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right, did you ever buy them food?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
You kicked them out right after?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
There's no kicking out.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
But I think it was just like an understanding that
like what transpired then.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
If they wanted to stay the night, I mean, would
you let them.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Stay the night fine, but in the morning, like we're
not going out to brunch.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, what if she just like tried to like start
cooking in your kitchen like, oh, it's breakfast.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Let me write is ready?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I guess if there was more free food again, like
you know, I'm not going to stop someone from delivering
a lot of things that were delivered the night before
and then delivered some free breakfast and she just.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Starts camping out there. Yeah, how would you say.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Like, hey, I don't know. Next thing, you know, you're married.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's what happened, just like next thing I left, next thing,
I know she had some things in my house and
like okay, right, this is it?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
My god?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
How about would you rather well before.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We get to that, did you guys see uh Courtney
Kardashians vagina lollipops?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What excuse me?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You know she has like.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Her let mey brand and it's all like vitamins, like
it's like women's vitamins, different things. Okay, Well, she is
launching some let me per probiotic lollipops.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And they're they're vagina lollipops. They're for you shaped like no,
they're like regular circular.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Lollipops, but they're to put in your.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Is that where they go or is it a lollipop
that tastes like a bug which is so just.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
A regular lollipop but with vitamins for yes.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You know your virgine's not sucking on it, you still
eat it like a regular lollipop.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Supposed supposedly. I knew you were gonna ask that. That's
why I want to But like all all of like.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
The vitamins and stuff, it's for It's for your begine.
And and by the way, a lot of people are
like ripping this. They're like, there's no way that lollipop,
whatever is in it is going to like do anything. Yeah,
by the time it's fully digested and stuff, like, everything's
gone all whatever vitamins was in there, not reaching the badge.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, you've pissed them out before they've reached the badge. Well,
they sort of reached the badge.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I guess. Well, whatever, they don't taste like badge. They don't.
They're not shaped like badge. You don't put them in there.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I've told you the story before, Selena.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Look, one time on the Old Doghouse Show, there were
there would be some you know, strippers and things that
will come in from time to time.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And one of them she ate a lollipop through that. No,
it was already in there, multiple of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What so Like she does the performance the show, and
next thing you know, you're like something, something's uh sticking out?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, something's coming out? What is it? That was a lollipop?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
A couple of them, And then I was caught totally
off guard by that.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Wait so and then.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like what what happened next?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You guys?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Each one of them, everyone ate one for dessert? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
What do you what do you think is supposed to
happen with them?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's a perfectly good lollipope sound.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
That came.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
So gross.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I give me my money. You know, when you eat
out and they give you a receipt and then the
lollipop's like okay, like here's your receipt, Like you're done,
You're done eating.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Now, that's a great job. At your Dennis appointment.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Here you go, here's your lollipop, here's your tree. I
was scarred by that slightly, but still there's certain things
like I just don't need to see you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And that I'm going to file that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Under one of them, like it was not for me,
Oh my god. But also like I didn't.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I feel like one of you?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
How long was it in there?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Eat it? No?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It hit the floor, you know what the carpet's like
in this place? Just disgusting?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But like who why so.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Not discussing that I was in there discussing that it's.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The floor parts, but like did this person like drive
in their car with it in there?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like? How long? Was right? I don't know? You tell
me you guys?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Have you guys have that sounds like an infection? Like
you shouldn't be putting that there?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Are you? Can you just full of infection?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I don't know. Not a coin?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Shouldn't she traded hers? Like one?
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
How did that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
How did all that get in there?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
These are the questions I have.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You said it was multiple, So was it like was
it like lollipop stick lollipop stick or was it like
a bunch of lollipops and all.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Like the sticks?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
No lollipops?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Do you know what I'm asking here?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
One was birthed and then the next was birthed. Okay,
And that also it feels like it takes some sort of.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
What kind of are we talking about like tootsy pop
looking thing or like one of those big swirthy ones,
the big circle once you get at the carnival, it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Was like one of those giant ones that's bigger than
your face picture what if?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, that would be a story that.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
God getting gross. This is getting it is.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm just saying, like I this is something I've I'm
still in therapy about.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
What a life you've lived?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Emotional a lot of emotional trauma life.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Okay, you said we have a who do you rather?
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, Al Pacino okay or Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Dude, these are two guys that are in their nineties, right,
How old are both they?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Al Pacino is eighty five?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Same, he's in his nineties you.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Jack Nicholson is, he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Be late eighties.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Also, right, you go Al Pacino?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Though, who are yeah yet?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
The fact that Jack Nicholson I'm trying to find his
age but google's not. We're eighty eight, he's eighty eight
eighty eight?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
No, his the face he makes is so creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, both those guys are i mean, legendary iconic.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Factors, right, but you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
How about in their Prime, ladies, Which one would you take?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
What did Jack? Did Jack Nicholson have a prime?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yes? He did. Jack Nichol, though I can only picture
him like looking.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Haggardly and old. You know, hey, I'm looking up Jack
Nicholson young. Oh no, not for me, not for me.
I can't even al Pacino young. Oh, not for me,
not for me. But I'm still going al Pacino.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Oh, I think it's al I think it's al Pacino. Ohino.
I need to see what he looked like young.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah, it was better than Jack Nichols.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Why would why these two guys? What made you think
of this?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well? Last week I had just looked up like really
old celebrities.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Why they popped up?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Because I thought it would be funnier to do a
would you rather with older celebrities?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Got it? You're looking at pictures of them? Young Graham thoughts.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, I think al Pacino's the play Yeah there, Although
neither of them were particularly handsome, super young.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, but if you had to pick at least like
you know, Scarface right right right, they just got that
going for him legend.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, and I think just likes old dudes is what
I'm No, we're gathering there but.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
That's that.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
All right, Well, this is an awkward ending to our wilds.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's that bring you ass
We told Jess we're about to record this as Wild
Thoughts podcast. She's like okay, and then walks out.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And then like the door, just the studio door just
like slammed in our faces and I was like, hello,
So what just happened?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What do you think happened?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Other than the obvious stomach issues this week, it seems
to be more of a style issue issue.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Maybe she had to go drain or sty.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Maybe I don't know. That thing is.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, if you haven't seen her Stye yet, go to
our instagram JB Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
We got it on our Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is bad.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, that thing is bad.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I still maintained that because this thing has not come
to the surface.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Look, I'm a hashtag Stye survivor.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You talk about it a lot, and I've had a
couple of mean ones like that before and since it
has not come to the surface, and like presented itself
as like a little ZiT looking thing or whatever, because everybody, look,
holy tidal wave of talkbacks. Thank you to everybody that's
weighed in with like their home remedy. Everyone has a
cure that they're like, oh, you just do this and
it works. Not when it's like that like she's got
(00:58):
that's like way back son, kind of under the eye
lid a little bit more, not towards the edge. Yeah,
that's what I've had. I don't care what the fuck
you throw out that thing. There ain't nothing that's gonna
like make it come to the surface and get out
of there. I predict she's gonna have to go see
a doctor and they're gonna have to stick.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
A needle in it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what they do with mine. And look, that was
a very painful experience. I'm not gonna lie. I swear
they like numb you up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
But not all the way I want to put completely under.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Also the numbing me out part of that.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They stick a numbing needle in your eyelids, so like
you know what I mean, you're getting hit with a needle.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I would go get that done and over with because
it's Halloween weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah you want that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm trying to be outside if i'm her, not me
as me. I just remember when the size back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I just remember when the optomtrius, the stice here, the optometrists,
the optomologist or whatever you know that did mine.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I just remember like he brought his assistant in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I've said this before, like attractive young lady, and
he brought her in to observe the procedures that I
like had to really act like it didn't phaze me
at all.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
But like when your eyes start watering, there's nothing you can.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do, and when they stick a needle in your eyelid,
your eyes start watering. It looked like I had just
tears streaming down my face, and like I did not.
I was not crying, let the record show, but it
looked like I was crying.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Jess, wouldn't you rather go just get that dinner I've
ever with before Halloween? So this thing doesn't go away invitable?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I mean, I live like that.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I mean, obviously I'm gonna continue doing whatever is suggested,
but that is not even on my radar right now.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
To go get it poked.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, but that little fucker hasn't moved to the edge
of your eye, and it no, but it is.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You just can't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And because of that, since it hasn't moved, it's gonna
This is what happened to mine, right, And then it
just stayed in the spot and it turned.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Into a chalasium.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know, you could google it, but I swear
that's what it was called. And it's just like it's
basically like a scar tissuy lump that was.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Never gonna go away. And then they that's why they
had to go in there. Just start even five days
cut that shit out.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Ah, I'm not doing that. I know you guys would
love that for me. I don't love that for me.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So can we start letting us and the listeners buy
sty squares, you know, like super Bowl squares, like you
predict when the thing is gonna pop or like go away,
and everyone can buy different day squares yep, and know
whoever picks the correct day squares the one that's the
winner the money. So you're you're welcome to buy a square.
I mean, you should know your sty better than anyone.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You sleep with it everything inside our gambling.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, it's a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm very biased.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a little bit like that. But anyways, consider the idea.
Please we have a talk back.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hey guys, it's without the haircut. This is for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. It's time to go back to the
Wild Thoughts roots without getting you in trouble, of course,
but this one's more for Graham. Now, Graham, you may
not know the answer to this, but just give us
an idea. So, ladies, if you were to guess Graham's
(03:53):
body count, what do you think it is? And then
Graham let us know which one of the ladies is
the closest.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Is this going to get you in trouble?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Graham, you're not your calculators. Out your calculators. This is
a long time to figure out. Well, for he's asked
you guys to guess. I actually don't. I mean, I
don't have the numbers, so I'm not gonna be able
to tell you that number. If I sat down and
really tried to work it out, I bet I could
come pretty close.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But I don't have a number, but you have a ballpark.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Estimate.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think I would really have to sit down and
work it out. I've been married for like a very
long time.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
So you went to college, you lived in the city.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
You've told us a bunch of stories.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
If I had two guests, no, be offended.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Go fire away. I'm not going to be offended.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Will you say if I closed right or wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I actually like legitimately, would I need to like sit down,
pen and paper.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
For no exercise.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Sure I think over two hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No, not nowhere, nowhere close. OK, that's way high. But
I appre but I appreciate your thanks for the respect.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like sixty sixty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't even. I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I have to sit down and like and not because
I'm like, oh my god, it's so many.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I just forgot.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I just like, do you think over one hundred? No,
the less than one hundred, Yeah, I think more than fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I really don't know. I bet I could come to
the number, but like, I don't need to.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I've been married, happily married out and you're without the haircut.
What's your number? You tell me your number. There's a
few in there that are a little fuzzy names. I
may not remember, you know, if I said, it's been
a long time, so like, I wouldn't really that that
never happened, never never happened. We went out to lunch
(05:38):
one time. She ordered a salad and then she just
bored me from here on out.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
And now she's rich.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well that's probably yea, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I did want to ask you ladies about the one
night stand because I read this article and listen this one.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This woman in New Jersey, she just had to plead
guilty to arson charges. She says, this guy texted her. Well,
they have the transcripts of their text messages. He texted
her about four o'clock in the morning and it was
just a straight booty call text. Well, he just said hello,
and then she responded, and then he said, quote, bring
you ass. And so she decided to bring her ass
(06:18):
over there.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What about the rest of her.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
By the time she got there, this dude had already
fallen asleep.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh my, So she's.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Texting the text or getting angry and angry, She's pounding
on the door. Nobody's answering. So she went to a
nearby gas station, purchased some lighter fluid and some matches
and some rags and things, and set.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
His house on fire.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh my god, are escalated really fast.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yes, I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're not joshing us.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm not Josh.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She sat it on yesterday's show. Nobody said anything. I
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't remember me either, but I ever because Ed
Gene said it in that Netflix series and ever since
he said that, I've been like looking for a reason
to say.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
By the way, I finally got around to watching some
of it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Gross.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't know if i'd recommend.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I recommend in the court transcripts of this case that
the guy said she was quote a side chick that
he had been having sex with, and her text later
as she's getting angry here first one, you wasted my
money to come out here. Didn't reply to that one.
Then he then she said, you smoked. What's the next one?
(07:23):
And then it said I see you want to die
In the next text, I swear to God, I hope
you die. And then she went and set his house
on fire.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
One booty call gone entirely wrong. I figure you ladies
probably have some booty call gone wrong stories.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So let's hear them.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, have you ever this is a safe space because
this is the Wild Thoughts podcast. Have you ever like
late night gone to a guy's house like late night,
just like you know that you're not going to like
hang out, watch a movie.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's just like the.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Door opens and it's on. Have you ever like late night? Y?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I used to have like a guy that was just that,
Like we were friends first, so it's like we were
friend we could we could hang out if we wanted to.
There was times we did, we would like go out,
but there's other times where that's all it was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So if you texted you up and then he said
bring your ass, then you would just.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Go, well, he would have to come pick me up.
He would pick me up because I didn't have a car,
and then he would.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Take it like that's nice to him.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, okay, but they were just saying bring your ass
and bring your game.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, that's how a booty call generally, right, right right works.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Just have you ever gone to and not somebody that
you're dating, just gone to somebody's house they texted you
bring your ass more or less. I don't know how
they would have said, you know, said it to you
and then you just showed up and there was like,
you know, you're not hanging out watching Netflix or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
It's like door opens and like.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
There's no Netflix even in the background.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, there was.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Definitely always like hanging out involved boring, but.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
There was not Was there a person that you like
consistently did that with, like that was the nature of
your relationship, right?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
But I wasn't. But I also wasn't like popping up
to their house, Like, Hey, let's.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Right, they always ask first.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No. But I'm saying not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I'm saying there was like the like I wasn't necessarily
going to the guy's house. Whether it was because he
lived with family or whatever, it was like I wasn't
going to go do that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh that didn't stop me. We just waited till his
mom left.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hey mom, it's about two am. You need to leave.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Now go get the grocer.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Time for the smashy. Have either of you, ladies ever
been the one to initiate the Have you ever been
the one to say bring Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, I don't think I initiated, not that I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I think it was like that's beneath you, like
like not beneath you, but I mean, like you're you
think the guy should be the one to initiate the booty.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I think I think women can. I just I just didn't.
He just always did. Yeah, I mean I don't know,
and he did frequently enough that I didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I couldn't be like, bring your ass because you
would have to come pick me up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Remember, but why couldn't you have come to your plate?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Because you were living my mom.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And you couldn't just tell ma, God, did you have
somewhere to be, We're gonna smash.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I had like to your to the to answer the question.
There were a couple in my younger bar attending days.
There were a few instances where I got the bring
your ass text, but like that they were willing to
travel to me.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Oh so it's like I'll take my ass.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, like you I'm coming bring sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And like, was this to your dorm?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
No? No, it's when I lived in the city, just
to my apartment.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
And is it because did they not live alone or something?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I don't know. You to if I had.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
My own place, I'm not bringing my ass anywhere. You
can bring your ass.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Why do I have to leave?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But like if you're a dude, you don't argue, like, hey,
i'd like to be a gentleman.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Should I be coming to your place? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I was already in bed, half asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right, did you ever buy them food?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
You kicked them out right after?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
There's no kicking out.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
But I think it was just like an understanding that
like what transpired then.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
If they wanted to stay the night, I mean, would
you let them.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Stay the night fine, but in the morning, like we're
not going out to brunch.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, what if she just like tried to like start
cooking in your kitchen like, oh, it's breakfast.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Let me write is ready?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I guess if there was more free food again, like
you know, I'm not going to stop someone from delivering
a lot of things that were delivered the night before
and then delivered some free breakfast and she just.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Starts camping out there. Yeah, how would you say.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Like, hey, I don't know. Next thing, you know, you're married.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's what happened, just like next thing I left, next thing,
I know she had some things in my house and
like okay, right, this is it?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
My god?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
How about would you rather well before.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We get to that, did you guys see uh Courtney
Kardashians vagina lollipops?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What excuse me?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
You know she has like.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Her let mey brand and it's all like vitamins, like
it's like women's vitamins, different things. Okay, Well, she is
launching some let me per probiotic lollipops.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And they're they're vagina lollipops. They're for you shaped like no,
they're like regular circular.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Lollipops, but they're to put in your.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Is that where they go or is it a lollipop
that tastes like a bug which is so just.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
A regular lollipop but with vitamins for yes.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You know your virgine's not sucking on it, you still
eat it like a regular lollipop.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Supposed supposedly. I knew you were gonna ask that. That's
why I want to But like all all of like.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
The vitamins and stuff, it's for It's for your begine.
And and by the way, a lot of people are
like ripping this. They're like, there's no way that lollipop,
whatever is in it is going to like do anything. Yeah,
by the time it's fully digested and stuff, like, everything's
gone all whatever vitamins was in there, not reaching the badge.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, you've pissed them out before they've reached the badge. Well,
they sort of reached the badge.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I guess. Well, whatever, they don't taste like badge. They don't.
They're not shaped like badge. You don't put them in there.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I've told you the story before, Selena.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Look, one time on the Old Doghouse Show, there were
there would be some you know, strippers and things that
will come in from time to time.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
And one of them she ate a lollipop through that. No,
it was already in there, multiple of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What so Like she does the performance the show, and
next thing you know, you're like something, something's uh sticking out?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, something's coming out? What is it? That was a lollipop?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
A couple of them, And then I was caught totally
off guard by that.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Wait so and then.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like what what happened next?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You guys?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Each one of them, everyone ate one for dessert? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
What do you what do you think is supposed to
happen with them?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's a perfectly good lollipope sound.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
That came.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
So gross.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I give me my money. You know, when you eat
out and they give you a receipt and then the
lollipop's like okay, like here's your receipt, Like you're done,
You're done eating.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Now, that's a great job. At your Dennis appointment.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Here you go, here's your lollipop, here's your tree. I
was scarred by that slightly, but still there's certain things
like I just don't need to see you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And that I'm going to file that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Under one of them, like it was not for me,
Oh my god. But also like I didn't.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I feel like one of you?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
How long was it in there?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Eat it? No?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It hit the floor, you know what the carpet's like
in this place? Just disgusting?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But like who why so.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Not discussing that I was in there discussing that it's.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The floor parts, but like did this person like drive
in their car with it in there?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like? How long? Was right? I don't know? You tell
me you guys?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Have you guys have that sounds like an infection? Like
you shouldn't be putting that there?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Are you? Can you just full of infection?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I don't know. Not a coin?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Shouldn't she traded hers? Like one?
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
How did that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
How did all that get in there?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
These are the questions I have.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You said it was multiple, So was it like was
it like lollipop stick lollipop stick or was it like
a bunch of lollipops and all.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Like the sticks?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
No lollipops?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Do you know what I'm asking here?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
One was birthed and then the next was birthed. Okay,
And that also it feels like it takes some sort of.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
What kind of are we talking about like tootsy pop
looking thing or like one of those big swirthy ones,
the big circle once you get at the carnival, it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Was like one of those giant ones that's bigger than
your face picture what if?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, that would be a story that.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
God getting gross. This is getting it is.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm just saying, like I this is something I've I'm
still in therapy about.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
What a life you've lived?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Emotional a lot of emotional trauma life.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Okay, you said we have a who do you rather?
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, Al Pacino okay or Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Dude, these are two guys that are in their nineties, right,
How old are both they?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Al Pacino is eighty five?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Same, he's in his nineties you.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Jack Nicholson is, he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Be late eighties.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Also, right, you go Al Pacino?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Though, who are yeah yet?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
The fact that Jack Nicholson I'm trying to find his
age but google's not. We're eighty eight, he's eighty eight
eighty eight?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
No, his the face he makes is so creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, both those guys are i mean, legendary iconic.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Factors, right, but you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
How about in their Prime, ladies, Which one would you take?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
What did Jack? Did Jack Nicholson have a prime?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yes? He did. Jack Nichol, though I can only picture
him like looking.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Haggardly and old. You know, hey, I'm looking up Jack
Nicholson young. Oh no, not for me, not for me.
I can't even al Pacino young. Oh, not for me,
not for me. But I'm still going al Pacino.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Oh, I think it's al I think it's al Pacino. Ohino.
I need to see what he looked like young.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah, it was better than Jack Nichols.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Why would why these two guys? What made you think
of this?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well? Last week I had just looked up like really
old celebrities.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Why they popped up?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Because I thought it would be funnier to do a
would you rather with older celebrities?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Got it? You're looking at pictures of them? Young Graham thoughts.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, I think al Pacino's the play Yeah there, Although
neither of them were particularly handsome, super young.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, but if you had to pick at least like
you know, Scarface right right right, they just got that
going for him legend.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, and I think just likes old dudes is what
I'm No, we're gathering there but.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
That's that.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
All right, Well, this is an awkward ending to our wilds.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's that bring you ass
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