October 9, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's episode we talked about how Graham's bathroom is coming along in the new house, some of the most dangerous places to "get busy" in according to reddit and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy wild that's day. Yeah, is sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Selena, I got good news. Yep, A shitter's done.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes, No, I haven't got to use my shitter because
I don't have water in the new construction. So but
the shitter part is done because all my toilets are
in and the part the septic system where all the
ship is going to go to, and then it like
gets turned around like whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But it's all gonna be yours, right, because your wife
doesn't do that.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, it's just me and the kids are gonna be
the ones filling these sept up with dukes for the
next however many years. They My guy just texted me
he tests he fired it up this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It all runs.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Did he take a ship and to test it out?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But we can't take a ship because I don't have
water in the house. Like it would just be like
a dry turd sliding down.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The place, like pour water in there from your well.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You could, I guess you could fill up. I guess
you could take the ship. Well, yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I guess you could take the ship in the toilet,
then fetch a pail, go out to the well.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Fill that up with water.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They come back and then pour it over the turd
and hope that it washes it down.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All the way down to the septic tank. That's how
the toilet works.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
But your first time flushing that thing needs to be memorable.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Listen, if you're on the job site, you're working long day,
you had a really beanie burrito, it's an emergency. You
know there's no water, But are you using that thing?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I mean you would, I mean that would be your
best option, but then yeah, you'd have to go get a.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Five gallon bucket of water.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It'll probably take ten to fifteen gallons to wipe that
splatter down our porta potty that we've been paying one
hundred and eighty dollars a month for to have on
the job site, which we've now had for fucking, I
don't know, almost three years. That's a lot of money. Yeah,
I've been spending in shits that thing. Like of late,
it's been pretty clean in there because it's only me
(01:42):
taking shits in there, because like, we don't have anybody
else working on the job site normally, although today septic
guys are out there working.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Shout out to them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But I learned my lesson a clean porta potty is
a more dangerous one because that's when you get.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The blue splash back.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's right, no other turds and things to soften the drop.
And now I put half a roll of toilet paper
in there to create a landing zone with a little
splash back.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's so gross.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But if you take too long, take your time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You're getting more slack.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I forget the blue revenge or whatever. I forget.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I forget what the blue kiss or something. You do
not want that that is gross. But anyways, yeah, our
share is done, you guys right, only well I have
a black toilet, like one, thank you. I got a
lot of mixed reviews on that. I posted. That's one
of our bathrooms. I put a black toilet because it
(02:40):
has like a black concrete sink, and I was like,
it's weird to have a black sink and then a
white toilet right next to him, Like that looks stupid.
So I found a black toilet and then I posted
on my Instagram story and people were like, people really
don't hold back on their opinions on like your on
your home design. It's like, motherfucker, you don't have to
live here. I live here, What do I care?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What do I care?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do you care what color toilet I have? Like people
have very had very strong opinions to that.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And then because of the stains, like the stains will
show more or what.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Is the Some people's concerns was if you have hard water,
you're gonna get hard water stains on there, like don't
don't step to my well.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
My well has soft water.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But also I think people are just like, oh my god,
not a white toilet, Like what are you doing? I
read an article the other day that colored toilets in
general are making a huge comeback, like thet you know,
like think of like that seventies bathroom that has like
powder blue toilet and sink, or like the pink ones.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They say, avocado green is like.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The new bathroom color, avocado green, sinks, avocado green toilet
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's the trend. We've been doing these white toilets for
way too long. It's time to switch it up.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Are you getting a what is there a day or whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh I wanted to so bad?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Why didn't you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Because they're expensive for you to do it?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I put a you have to have an outlet, right
because those bidets have know they run they got to
be powered up. So I put an outlet behind the
toilet in the primary bathroom. That's what you call it now,
it's not a master yeah, the primary. I put one
of the primary bathroom an outlet back there. Then I'm
looking at prices of these fucking things. They're like they
(04:15):
go like two grand to ten grand. But I can't
spend two grand on a toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But it's something you can always add on later if
you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Write, Yeah, I can take the turnlet the outlet, so
for now you'll use it what to charge your phone?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's not a bad idea. Actually, yeah,
right now, I just put a regular toilet there, Okay,
And someday I'll get that butt washer.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I want one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All I've heard is great things.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So they're dope looking too, they're like, hell cool looking.
But then you see the price tag. Costco had one
for like twenty five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I thought about it. I like, that's a good deal.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I thought about it. But you can get a regular
toilet for like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, but you're already spending so much money on the house,
and it's like seat warmer and all that too.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I think it's one of those things that when
you think of about like what people always justify the
spending a lot of money on a mattress because I
think about how much time you're going to spend of
your life in there, so like it's really worth it
displurging that. Well, think about how much time you spend
shitting on your own toilet, like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So when you think about it that way, you might
as well treat your buttthole nicely and get a butthole
washer for it.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So was this like you're convincing moment of like deciding
that you.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Are going to get one?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You know, I had to try to convince Kate wasn't
like fully on board, like whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You want to do, just do it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I don't think so I've tried.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'ried.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It feels kind of weird, but I like that. I
like the heated toilet seat.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't like that fe I love that.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That just makes me think that there was some big,
sweaty dude sitting down on that. Yeah, like Jason Kelsey
was in there shirtless taking on my toilet before.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I sat down.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't want that feeling like someone had been there
before me. I want that I take that toilet seat
ice cold. I like.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Anyway, So shout out to my septic system. It's done.
Huge success.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Good.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So I came across this article the most dangerous sex
act revealed.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I guess somebody asked on Reddit. No, what's that? What
is that?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No? Not a bumpkin? Sorry, a rusty trombone?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Don't worry? But that seems.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Dangerous like you might get some you might get some
sort of too late bacterial infection.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Man stands with his knees and back slightly torqued. Why
do you gotta get into this at least shoulder with
the hold on you?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why are you getting into the staeh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
See doesn't that seem dangerous, like you'd get like some
sort of stomach flu?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Not really, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's what's your definition of rustye?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It says when a guy gets a rim job and
a hand job at the same time.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, but I feel like if you're the one giving
the trombone, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was thinking getting it, like.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Really know your thing giving it? There's some harmful.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Bacteria Okay that that yeah, Okay, that's not the that's
that's not it. So somebody asked on Reddit with something
sexual you're never doing again, and shower sex came up
really a lot. So somebody said, somebody said, shower sex
bent over and made me really dizzy, like I was
going to pass out.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I mean, I guess like it could also get really
like steamy and hot, and they're not because of that,
but also because of the water. Like if if the
water's really hot and it's already steamy in there in your.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's like hitting your face the shower water. Somebody did
fall says that he fractured his ribs and hit his
head on a ceramic shelf.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I had a buddy that passed out in the shower
one time and he cracked two ribs. But I think
it was like he was hung over and the water
was too hot and steamy, and you like you're dehydrated,
and then it's too hot in.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There, Oh my god, and broke a couple of ribs.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That was that's painful.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Someone er, Yeah, someone said, bro I had to light
squat for shower sex, and between holding that position and thrusting,
I had to sit down after sometimes my hearing and
vision would go in and out, like whoa, it's gonna happen,
and then sex and hot showers have been linked to
vaso vaguel sin and cope.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh my grandma died of that.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I'm probably saying that wrong, but it has to do
with the vegas nerve or in this case, the vagus nerves.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, the vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The vegas is that how you say it? Yeah, you
have to massage your vegas.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Vegas or vegas or vadgis.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think it was Vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
We talked about this on the air one time ago
because jav was talking about like massage and is vegas
and we're like, and then somebody called it, like, I
think it's your vegas. Maybe it's vegas and not vagis.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I don't know, but vegas.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
But that's a nerve that regulates your heart rate and
blood vessel constriction or yeah, I don't know who gives
a fart, but anyways, it can affect.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It can affect that. I'm not here for the shower stuff.
I don't really like it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I think it's, uh, it's more of the fantasy of it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's like a lot of build up and then when
it actually happens, and it's.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Kind of leftos awkward. You're in the way, my hair
is all way like yeah, just you don't look cute.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
We don't look good either with the wet hair and
like matten down to our foreheads.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We look like a wet rat too. You know. It's like,
it's not like in the.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Movies where you're in the throes of passion in a
steamy shower. It's kind of like can you can you
hear me the shampoo?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
And then another one that was listed here is doing
it on the beach. Not that it's super super dangerous,
but like the sand gets everywhere it's gonna it's very
coarse and rough depending on where you are, so it
can irritate your.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Skin and then beach sands. There are studies that.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Have found it contains up to one hundred times more
fecal matter than seawater.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Seriously, that's what this says. Doesn't say people aren't out
there just burying their ships in the sand, right, going
to say dog ship, there's got to be a lot
of dog turns buried on that beach. Dusty sand e nuggets.
You guys, ever done it on the beach.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I have not either either. Would you be open to it?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Of course, guys.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
We'll take it anywhere, anytime. It doesn't matter. I don't
care that you might get sand in your badges.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I don't want sand in my badges.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, it doesn't it's gonna hurt, it's gonna be chafing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I mean, you don't exfoliate your skin.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You had great exfoliation for the inside of your vedges.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Me and AJ took our wedding pictures on the beach.
I think we went to half Moon Bay. Not positive,
don't quote me on that, but we went, like the
photographer took us down to like this area where she
always like shoots. And then there was like there was
a couple in a tent. Oh they were doing and
it seemed a little off because it was a very cold,
it was freezing and it was a cloudy day. It
was almost like foggy, and there's like some random couple
(10:43):
on a romantic getaway in a tent. Well yeah, because
they had like bottles and like flowers, and the girl
was really nice and she saw that we were doing
wedding photos and she came up and gave me like
one of her roses. So I thought that that was
really sweet, But like, what were you guys doing in
the tent?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Bang? At least they were in the tent. See a
lot of people the beach.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
They go, I have a buddy that just got finished
building a house in Marin, and it looks that the
house is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It looks down onto this one beach in Marin and they're.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Like right there the first house, like right on like
the cliff looking it's a crazy drop off down. It's
like you're standing on the back deck and you're like,
hopefully this thing is strong enough, and you're looking straight down.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now it's like, here's the main beach on one side.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Then there's like some rocks, and then you get in
towards an area that some people consider a nude beach,
but they're sort of in between them. It's like a
lot of big rocks, and so people will walk into
that area largely to go to the bathroom and take
a piss, but a lot of people will go in
to that area and go around the rocks. So the
people at the main beach can't see him, right uh huh, But.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He can see him because he's looking right down from
thee and they be.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Banging there, and he's got a telescope and everything, and
he's wouldn't you they can't see you, and you're looking down.
It's your deck. You're standing on your deck, like and
you're looking out at the view.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What of course he sent me some pictures before you
have them? No, I don't. I delete those. You got
to get rid of those off your phone.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You would be mad.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't need that.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Like I have one of those you know, Google home
screen things at home that shows all the pictures that
are in my phone, you know, scrolling in my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't need dangerous. I don't need my wife.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Walking by and like, why do you have a picture too,
strangers banging on some beach.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh because somebody sent it to me. Yeah, you delete
those those showing up.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Everybody walks behind these rocks.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
A lot of uh, a lot of ladies go back
there for their little photo shoots.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's like a lot of like, there's a lot of
girls that want there, like you know, the cute beach
swimsuit pictures, and like some of them progress you know
to uh fully new to less swimsuit maybe top off.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know, I'm just saying, you're seeing some stuff from
the deck. Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, but they think it's they're like completely hidden because
you're behind these huge boulders and nobody can see down.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Crazy, but I would like to visit there, not not
the part of the beach, I mean, your friend's house
I can watch, not on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I just want to watch anyways.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Awesome, Thank you everyone for listening to us in our nonsense.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, we'll do it again next week.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What do you guys say, Well, we should try because
we're you know, kind of screw that up.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Sorry,
Happy wild that's day. Yeah, is sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Selena, I got good news. Yep, A shitter's done.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes, No, I haven't got to use my shitter because
I don't have water in the new construction. So but
the shitter part is done because all my toilets are
in and the part the septic system where all the
ship is going to go to, and then it like
gets turned around like whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But it's all gonna be yours, right, because your wife
doesn't do that.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, it's just me and the kids are gonna be
the ones filling these sept up with dukes for the
next however many years. They My guy just texted me
he tests he fired it up this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It all runs.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Did he take a ship and to test it out?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But we can't take a ship because I don't have
water in the house. Like it would just be like
a dry turd sliding down.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The place, like pour water in there from your well.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You could, I guess you could fill up. I guess
you could take the ship. Well, yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I guess you could take the ship in the toilet,
then fetch a pail, go out to the well.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Fill that up with water.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They come back and then pour it over the turd
and hope that it washes it down.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All the way down to the septic tank. That's how
the toilet works.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
But your first time flushing that thing needs to be memorable.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Listen, if you're on the job site, you're working long day,
you had a really beanie burrito, it's an emergency. You
know there's no water, But are you using that thing?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I mean you would, I mean that would be your
best option, but then yeah, you'd have to go get a.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Five gallon bucket of water.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It'll probably take ten to fifteen gallons to wipe that
splatter down our porta potty that we've been paying one
hundred and eighty dollars a month for to have on
the job site, which we've now had for fucking, I
don't know, almost three years. That's a lot of money. Yeah,
I've been spending in shits that thing. Like of late,
it's been pretty clean in there because it's only me
(01:42):
taking shits in there, because like, we don't have anybody
else working on the job site normally, although today septic
guys are out there working.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Shout out to them.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But I learned my lesson a clean porta potty is
a more dangerous one because that's when you get.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The blue splash back.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's right, no other turds and things to soften the drop.
And now I put half a roll of toilet paper
in there to create a landing zone with a little
splash back.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's so gross.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But if you take too long, take your time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You're getting more slack.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I forget the blue revenge or whatever. I forget.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I forget what the blue kiss or something. You do
not want that that is gross. But anyways, yeah, our
share is done, you guys right, only well I have
a black toilet, like one, thank you. I got a
lot of mixed reviews on that. I posted. That's one
of our bathrooms. I put a black toilet because it
(02:40):
has like a black concrete sink, and I was like,
it's weird to have a black sink and then a
white toilet right next to him, Like that looks stupid.
So I found a black toilet and then I posted
on my Instagram story and people were like, people really
don't hold back on their opinions on like your on
your home design. It's like, motherfucker, you don't have to
live here. I live here, What do I care?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What do I care?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do you care what color toilet I have? Like people
have very had very strong opinions to that.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And then because of the stains, like the stains will
show more or what.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Is the Some people's concerns was if you have hard water,
you're gonna get hard water stains on there, like don't
don't step to my well.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
My well has soft water.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But also I think people are just like, oh my god,
not a white toilet, Like what are you doing? I
read an article the other day that colored toilets in
general are making a huge comeback, like thet you know,
like think of like that seventies bathroom that has like
powder blue toilet and sink, or like the pink ones.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They say, avocado green is like.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The new bathroom color, avocado green, sinks, avocado green toilet
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's the trend. We've been doing these white toilets for
way too long. It's time to switch it up.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Are you getting a what is there a day or whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh I wanted to so bad?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Why didn't you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Because they're expensive for you to do it?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I put a you have to have an outlet, right
because those bidets have know they run they got to
be powered up. So I put an outlet behind the
toilet in the primary bathroom. That's what you call it now,
it's not a master yeah, the primary. I put one
of the primary bathroom an outlet back there. Then I'm
looking at prices of these fucking things. They're like they
(04:15):
go like two grand to ten grand. But I can't
spend two grand on a toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But it's something you can always add on later if
you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Write, Yeah, I can take the turnlet the outlet, so
for now you'll use it what to charge your phone?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's not a bad idea. Actually, yeah,
right now, I just put a regular toilet there, Okay,
And someday I'll get that butt washer.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I want one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All I've heard is great things.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So they're dope looking too, they're like, hell cool looking.
But then you see the price tag. Costco had one
for like twenty five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I thought about it. I like, that's a good deal.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I thought about it. But you can get a regular
toilet for like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, but you're already spending so much money on the house,
and it's like seat warmer and all that too.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, I think it's one of those things that when
you think of about like what people always justify the
spending a lot of money on a mattress because I
think about how much time you're going to spend of
your life in there, so like it's really worth it
displurging that. Well, think about how much time you spend
shitting on your own toilet, like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So when you think about it that way, you might
as well treat your buttthole nicely and get a butthole
washer for it.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So was this like you're convincing moment of like deciding
that you.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Are going to get one?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You know, I had to try to convince Kate wasn't
like fully on board, like whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You want to do, just do it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I don't think so I've tried.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'ried.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It feels kind of weird, but I like that. I
like the heated toilet seat.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't like that fe I love that.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That just makes me think that there was some big,
sweaty dude sitting down on that. Yeah, like Jason Kelsey
was in there shirtless taking on my toilet before.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I sat down.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't want that feeling like someone had been there
before me. I want that I take that toilet seat
ice cold. I like.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Anyway, So shout out to my septic system. It's done.
Huge success.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Good.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So I came across this article the most dangerous sex
act revealed.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I guess somebody asked on Reddit. No, what's that? What
is that?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No? Not a bumpkin? Sorry, a rusty trombone?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Don't worry? But that seems.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Dangerous like you might get some you might get some
sort of too late bacterial infection.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Man stands with his knees and back slightly torqued. Why
do you gotta get into this at least shoulder with
the hold on you?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why are you getting into the staeh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
See doesn't that seem dangerous, like you'd get like some
sort of stomach flu?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Not really, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's what's your definition of rustye?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It says when a guy gets a rim job and
a hand job at the same time.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, but I feel like if you're the one giving
the trombone, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was thinking getting it, like.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Really know your thing giving it? There's some harmful.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Bacteria Okay that that yeah, Okay, that's not the that's
that's not it. So somebody asked on Reddit with something
sexual you're never doing again, and shower sex came up
really a lot. So somebody said, somebody said, shower sex
bent over and made me really dizzy, like I was
going to pass out.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I mean, I guess like it could also get really
like steamy and hot, and they're not because of that,
but also because of the water. Like if if the
water's really hot and it's already steamy in there in your.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's like hitting your face the shower water. Somebody did
fall says that he fractured his ribs and hit his
head on a ceramic shelf.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I had a buddy that passed out in the shower
one time and he cracked two ribs. But I think
it was like he was hung over and the water
was too hot and steamy, and you like you're dehydrated,
and then it's too hot in.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There, Oh my god, and broke a couple of ribs.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That was that's painful.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Someone er, Yeah, someone said, bro I had to light
squat for shower sex, and between holding that position and thrusting,
I had to sit down after sometimes my hearing and
vision would go in and out, like whoa, it's gonna happen,
and then sex and hot showers have been linked to
vaso vaguel sin and cope.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh my grandma died of that.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I'm probably saying that wrong, but it has to do
with the vegas nerve or in this case, the vagus nerves.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, the vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The vegas is that how you say it? Yeah, you
have to massage your vegas.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Vegas or vegas or vadgis.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think it was Vegas.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
We talked about this on the air one time ago
because jav was talking about like massage and is vegas
and we're like, and then somebody called it, like, I
think it's your vegas. Maybe it's vegas and not vagis.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I don't know, but vegas.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
But that's a nerve that regulates your heart rate and
blood vessel constriction or yeah, I don't know who gives
a fart, but anyways, it can affect.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It can affect that. I'm not here for the shower stuff.
I don't really like it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I think it's, uh, it's more of the fantasy of it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's like a lot of build up and then when
it actually happens, and it's.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Kind of leftos awkward. You're in the way, my hair
is all way like yeah, just you don't look cute.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
We don't look good either with the wet hair and
like matten down to our foreheads.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We look like a wet rat too. You know. It's like,
it's not like in the.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Movies where you're in the throes of passion in a
steamy shower. It's kind of like can you can you
hear me the shampoo?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
And then another one that was listed here is doing
it on the beach. Not that it's super super dangerous,
but like the sand gets everywhere it's gonna it's very
coarse and rough depending on where you are, so it
can irritate your.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Skin and then beach sands. There are studies that.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Have found it contains up to one hundred times more
fecal matter than seawater.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Seriously, that's what this says. Doesn't say people aren't out
there just burying their ships in the sand, right, going
to say dog ship, there's got to be a lot
of dog turns buried on that beach. Dusty sand e nuggets.
You guys, ever done it on the beach.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I have not either either. Would you be open to it?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Of course, guys.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
We'll take it anywhere, anytime. It doesn't matter. I don't
care that you might get sand in your badges.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I don't want sand in my badges.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, it doesn't it's gonna hurt, it's gonna be chafing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I mean, you don't exfoliate your skin.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You had great exfoliation for the inside of your vedges.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Me and AJ took our wedding pictures on the beach.
I think we went to half Moon Bay. Not positive,
don't quote me on that, but we went, like the
photographer took us down to like this area where she
always like shoots. And then there was like there was
a couple in a tent. Oh they were doing and
it seemed a little off because it was a very cold,
it was freezing and it was a cloudy day. It
was almost like foggy, and there's like some random couple
(10:43):
on a romantic getaway in a tent. Well yeah, because
they had like bottles and like flowers, and the girl
was really nice and she saw that we were doing
wedding photos and she came up and gave me like
one of her roses. So I thought that that was
really sweet, But like, what were you guys doing in
the tent?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Bang? At least they were in the tent. See a
lot of people the beach.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
They go, I have a buddy that just got finished
building a house in Marin, and it looks that the
house is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It looks down onto this one beach in Marin and they're.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Like right there the first house, like right on like
the cliff looking it's a crazy drop off down. It's
like you're standing on the back deck and you're like,
hopefully this thing is strong enough, and you're looking straight down.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now it's like, here's the main beach on one side.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Then there's like some rocks, and then you get in
towards an area that some people consider a nude beach,
but they're sort of in between them. It's like a
lot of big rocks, and so people will walk into
that area largely to go to the bathroom and take
a piss, but a lot of people will go in
to that area and go around the rocks. So the
people at the main beach can't see him, right uh huh, But.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He can see him because he's looking right down from
thee and they be.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Banging there, and he's got a telescope and everything, and
he's wouldn't you they can't see you, and you're looking down.
It's your deck. You're standing on your deck, like and
you're looking out at the view.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What of course he sent me some pictures before you
have them? No, I don't. I delete those. You got
to get rid of those off your phone.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You would be mad.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't need that.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Like I have one of those you know, Google home
screen things at home that shows all the pictures that
are in my phone, you know, scrolling in my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't need dangerous. I don't need my wife.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Walking by and like, why do you have a picture too,
strangers banging on some beach.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh because somebody sent it to me. Yeah, you delete
those those showing up.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Everybody walks behind these rocks.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
A lot of uh, a lot of ladies go back
there for their little photo shoots.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's like a lot of like, there's a lot of
girls that want there, like you know, the cute beach
swimsuit pictures, and like some of them progress you know
to uh fully new to less swimsuit maybe top off.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know, I'm just saying, you're seeing some stuff from
the deck. Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, but they think it's they're like completely hidden because
you're behind these huge boulders and nobody can see down.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Crazy, but I would like to visit there, not not
the part of the beach, I mean, your friend's house
I can watch, not on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I just want to watch anyways.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Awesome, Thank you everyone for listening to us in our nonsense.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, we'll do it again next week.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What do you guys say, Well, we should try because
we're you know, kind of screw that up.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Sorry,
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