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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild Thoughts is officially back.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, because we forgot to do one right before we
went on vacation. We should have done one's fault and
then there shouldn't have been one last week because we're
on vacation, but there should have been one before that.
And people were upset and they were coming for you, Jess. Yeah.
They were mad well because Slam just blamed you just
now and they're still mad about that. And they were
also mad that during the actual show, like the best
(00:23):
of shows that ran last week when we're out, that
you included a solicit for lift tickets at Lake Tahoe
even though there's no stuff. And then they also said
that there was a segment that just repeated itself now
that one may not be your fault.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That one wasn't my fault.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I feel like that was a that was actually my
boss will take accountability for that. Our boss will take
accountability for that, because he told me that was his fault.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Wow. Yeah, a lot of people in my dms about
that one, and I was like, well, I blame Jess.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Course I still blame Jess.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But even though even though I said that, I knew
in my heart of hearts that it was probably our
boss because he was the one that was placing those.
But I still like, that's not acceptable. Answer to people
my dms like they need somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, theyre boss, they know Jess. They need someone to
blame Jesse girl.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wow exactly, it's jes See on all social media platforms.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
All right, right, yeah, okay, I'm not going to sugarcoat this.
You guys.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Experts are warning against choking during sex.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh is that a thing that you I was an that.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No? Have you ever?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Would you ever?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Has this look at her face like she has Okay,
Look I can read.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Long enough to know there's there was only one time.
There's only one time that he didn't like choke me.
But he put his hand there, okay, and it like
completely threw me off because we don't do that never,
we have never done that.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But he was into it, and so I just went
with it. But that was the only time you ever
did it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
When that happens, are you supposed to be like wow,
like then like you're like legit getting choked? Are you
supposed to be like no? I like, like I liked it.
How do you like it if you're actually choking?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't like it. I don't want I
don't like that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But it's part of the kink or whatever that you
are quote choking but you're dying.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't because that's the thing, because you can't be
like is that what it means? Oh yeah, I like
that because when you're being choked, it'll come out like this.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He also wasn't doing it hard. I wasn't like actually choking.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, so but that's what I mean, Like, what reaction
do you think, like in a guy's mind, they're going
forward when they're doing that, Like are they wanting you
to be like, oh yeah, they want to be.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like I don't know acting Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Anyways, it's a it's a dangerous thing to do obvious reasons.
Experts are warning against it because it could actually lead
to like serious brain injury if you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Getting yeah, you're like actually choking, Like oh.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They're saying choking myself.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
They're saying the like the immediate things obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is like bruising.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know that that can happen to you, or you know,
strangulation marks or dizziness and lightheadedness. But they're saying down
the road, like you can still feel the feel the
effects of it weeks, months, maybe even years afterwards.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let me go on down this article here.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So do you think like, do you think like when
that happened to you, did you like talk about it after? Like, hey,
remember that time that you were choking? Like never wasn't
it jeef?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Or never brought it up?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And so was it something? I know it caught you
off guard? But were you like, oh, that's kind of
hot or no?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, no I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I wouldn't like that either.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I didn't like it. So here's what it says.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Other consequences of sexual strangulation can take days, weeks, or
even years to manifest. These can take the form of
the form of a change in voice, like you can
actually injure like whatever I'm in there.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It can lead to incontinence. Is that is that peeing yourself?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Seizures, issues with memory, which I do have.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't remember ship.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh man, concentration and you remember.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ship, but I couldn't remember Sha even before that.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I depression, anxiety, and even miscarriage, is what it says.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Wait, Graham, so if your wife was like, Hey, this
is what I want you to do the next time
we do something, and.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You have to you have to write I could never
like actually do it, like to inflict any sort.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Of like what if she's like, Graham, hello, you're not
doing it hard enough.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Then that would be the first time I've heard that.
I'm used to that, Like that's fine, I can handle that.
I can handle that critique, Like, Okay, I'm good. Like
just I don't know, I've never understood all the you know,
like the whips and the you know, the it's not
for me women wearing the high heels just mushing guys
nuts and stuff like I don't want to bring pain
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into this scenario. And there's probably a lot of people
listening like, oh no, it's the best, bro Like that
ain't for me, Like I want this whole thing to
be a pleasurable experience, not me like getting injured.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Do you still have a lot of work to do
if you want to make it pleasurable for anyone? But
the study does say that more than half of adults
aged thirty five and under have have done this during
sexy time.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Interesting, Wow, I'll have to try and get all right
to your Yeah, let us know. Just comes in on
Monday morning.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Like yeah, like Jesse's smoking, Like, what's your voice?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Choked?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Tried something new, Graham? Anything you'd like to talk about
in my Thoughts podcasts?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I did want to a couple of things from
my Herbert Camp trip. You'll be happy to know that
Bogelow Joe he's doing just find you guys my dad.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Did you see him?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He gave Bogolo Joe a lot of different offerings. Eight
of us guys. And let me just run down like
some of the dinners that we eat the same dinners
every every year on this trip. And one of the
dinners is and that's usually we usually save it for
the drunkest night, whatever day like the Saturday or whatever
we think it's gonna be the drunkest day and night
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we get the world's drunkest meal, which is the chili cheese,
mac and cheese double dog hot dog. I don't know
if you guys I've told you about this before. Remember,
so it's open, it's open face on a bun, two
dogs in there, big pile of chili, big pile of cheese,
and then mac and cheese on top of that. It's
the best meal. You have to fork it. You got
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to for it. You can't pick it up. It's so good.
But like eight guys, the line for the outhouse the
next morning is everybody's lining up just so.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was there ever a time where like somebody was in
there and there was somebody else who just really needed
to go in?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Did they just go somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
There's nowhere else to go?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And you guys take likes sorry to get gross, but
like that sounds messy.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You guys take like baby wipes or do guys like
not do that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There's just toilet paper in there.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
There's a boe just puts his hand out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
In so like so that's that's the best. That's that's ideal.
If Foglooe is not busy at the time working a
different outthouse, if you get grabbed by fogelo Joe that
there are different Like Herbert camp is like a semi
what it is like a permanent camp site, right, and
there are other families like that we don't know that
have them in the same area. So other camps have
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to share the same outhouse. It's not like our own
private outthose so there are different when you go into
the outhouse. There's different names written and then above it
is that camps toilet paper. So you just so you
have to carry your toilet paper down to take a
shit each time, it's already there waiting for you under
the Herbert Camp name, and you just put your.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Okay, don't tell me yours ran out.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, at least no, you stalk up with a meal
like that. You make sure you've got extra like a
lot of a lot of toilet paper. But I feel
bad when there are other people, you know, that are
also using their campsite at the same time, because here
comes eight dudes just launching double dog chili cheesers down
to Bogelo Joe, and like you could be waiting all morning,
you know, there's so many people lined up pews of
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the bathroom. It's kind of yeah, it's disgusting. But you
the thud, you guys, the thud that that morning made.
Oh it was so loud.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're so gross.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, I'm just saying that's what that's just part of,
you know, camping at Herbert Camp. Because I posted a
video of me rafting at Herbert Camp on my Instagram
and everyone's like, where is that? Tell me where that is?
I can't wait to go. I'm like, that's Herbert Camp.
That's what we do. We go rafting during the day,
which is the best ever. Which leads me to my
next thing. I'd like to discuss that I tried some
mushrooms for the first time. Y. I don't want talk
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about it on the air because, like you know, that's
the air, but this is the Wild Thoughts podcast where
we can discuss stuff like this. I had a couple
buddies that came on the trip. They are really into
the shrooms, like today's today's mushrooms, especially because they come
in like you know, it's like regular. They're like thhc
edibles now you know where they're like dosed and like
you eat one bar of this chocolate bar. You know,
they're like branded and wrapped and all this stuff. They're
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really into those. And then so they're like you want
something like sure, I guess why not. They're like, these
are the ones that don't like make you see shit,
You're just gonna like laugh a lot, Like all right,
that sounds great, I'm gonna do that anyways. And I
don't know, I tried the thing one day. I don't know.
Maybe it's because I had forty white claws and ten
beers and like fourteen.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You know, I don't know what whisky or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I didn't even feel. I didn't feel a thing, like
I didn't notice. Maybe maybe I was more fucking. I
don't throw up, No, we don't throw up, and I
just don't throw up. I don't know how, but like
we just because we're like playing games and drinking and
gambling and stuff, and like, I don't know, I ate
that mushroom and I just continue to dominate at the game.
So I don't know. It didn't affect my ability to
throw a frisbee or a cornhole bag or whatever it was.
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I was on fire, I was dominating, but like I
don't know, was I laughing more? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I can't really interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And then I tried it again the next day before
we went rafting, or maybe it's two days later whatever.
It was again same thing. I don't really know, the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Maybe maybe try it minus all the other side stuff
like do that well, maybe I need to up the
dose because I had like one square the thing, and
some of the dudes are like I.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Take four, like Jesus four, but they're like seasoned Troom users,
and they were very giggly. Geez, you say one word
and they laugh like a half hour. It's like my
best audience ever, breaking out all kinds of jokes. Great reaction,
that's what they say. They say, doing it out in nature,
like Troom's out in nature is supposed to be really
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like good because it's a lot of like scenery sensory
type stuff. Yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I don't like that. Did that one time and not
in nature. I was in I stayed in my bed,
but it was still equally as great. Yeah, so I
don't think I need to take it out to nature.
But yeah, it was very very giggly. Made me feel weird. Yeah,
just a weird feeling. That's why I think you got
to try it minus all the alcohols. You can see
like what.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
How it would how it actually affects you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm just not like, I'm not that interested.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't know, I know me either. But did it once?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah? Any interest in doing it again? Like on the
new were these like old schools rooms or like no, no,
they were chocolate okay?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And how long ago was this.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't know, maybe like last year okay, And no
interest to do it again.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I mean, like may I mean I'm not gonna go
out and like buy it, like oh, I need to
try it again. But if my man was like, hey,
I got it some a night in like yeah, maybe
I'll have a square.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But people swear without it expanding your brain and all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's why my man wanted to try it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
He saw a documentary on Netflix about how yeah, it
expands your brain and you can unlock all these things
that you know but you don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But the information is out there. The universe is holding
the key. And that's why he wanted to try it.
And all we did was watch a fucking Kevin Hart special.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
On that play, I was gonna say, my buddies were
unlocking shit. They were just going about Bogelo Joe and whatever,
like they didn't unlock anything. Yeah maybe next year, but
I can't. I can't do it independent of all the drinking,
because that's central.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
To you know, you have to try it. Why don't
you try it? Like at home?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, my family and ship's awful when your kids are
in bed, tucked away or something.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No chance would you? No, I don't think she would care.
But and I don't know that she would partake, but
I don't think she would care. But also that's just
not like the yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, because imagine you're on something like that and then
your kids are just screaming in the background, dream or this.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
They pissed the bed and make she give a melotone
in first Yeah, smart, so they can wake up four
hours later with a bad dream screaming. Don't ever give
your kids melotone and that's a disaster. Always backfires. They
fall asleep quick and then they wake up with the
engines like four or five hours later, little jerks. Anyways,
that was my herber camp. If I'm trying to think
if there's anything else in there that was noteworthy. But
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it was a hell of a trip and I won
King of Camps. That's all it matters. Nice, Thanks everybody?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Do who what would you do?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah? Right? Yeah we are we yea? Who would you
rather do? You got one?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I have one? Anna Wintour or Chris Jenner. Chris Jenner.
That was easy. Yeah, she got a new face. She's
looking younger than.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ever, that's true. Is she ever gonna get a new haircut?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I feel like she's grown it out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It has.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, it's like a little it's like a little shoulder,
like a little bit. What about Chris Jenner, Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What about Anna Wintour jes Jessica Lange from American Horror
Story Jessica, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I gotta see a picture.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is she like bad or something?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, like bad?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Dosn't like baddie or like.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Looking like that?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Okay, uh, I just picted her character in American Horror Story.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So just I'm scary. I think I'm going Anna. I'm
going Anna.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I haven't seen a current picture.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay, let me look up Anna.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh scary? Be mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I feel like she'd be so intimidating.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, I think she would be very mean. She'd like,
you're not doing it hard enough. I know.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm still going Anna.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, Anna, Yeah, Okay, I think I'll take my other option.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I'll take I'll do Anna.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Bogelo Joe or Joe Biden? Have you done this one before?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
No, Bogelo Joe. Least he'd be awake. He'd be awake
and loving it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's it for today's wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Bye.